00:00My name is Guy
00:02Sunday should be warm and sunny
00:03Just a scattering of drive-bys
00:05And I live in paradise
00:09I've got a best friend
00:10This is the greatest cup of coffee of our time
00:13Mondays, am I right Joe?
00:15You said it guys
00:16And I work at the bank
00:18Everybody down on the ground
00:20I thought I had everything I needed
00:23But then I met her
00:26Everybody down on the ground
00:28Everybody except you
00:29Me?
00:31Please I have a cold fist
00:32There is something inside you Guy
00:34I don't want something inside me
00:35They expected you to just follow the rules
00:36But you are so much more than that
00:38Put these on
00:38Okay, fine
00:40Oh my god
00:44What are these, trick glasses or something?
00:47Guy, there is no easy way to say this
00:49This world, it's a video game
00:51You're not real
00:53Please stop my
00:54Oh god
00:56And the guy responsible for this world
00:58What?
00:59Was going to destroy it
01:01You've met God?
01:02Yes, he's an absolute troll
01:03Trolls exist
01:06Buddy, if we're not real
01:07Doesn't that mean that nothing you do matters?
01:10I am sitting here with my best friend
01:12Trying to help him get through a tough time
01:14Now if that's not real
01:15I don't know what is
01:16I know this world is just a game
01:18But this place, these people, that's all I have
01:21So I'm not going to be the good guy
01:23Thanks Guy
01:23I'm going to be the great guy
01:25Well, enjoy your lifetime supply of virginity
01:28Off you go
01:30This whole good guy routine is ruining the game
01:32Woo!
01:34Terminator
01:34It's the first time I've ever driven a car before
01:37I really wish you'd mention that
01:39Yeah
01:39Yeah
01:41Why?
01:46That actually hurt my hand
01:47We can save our world
01:49But we have to fight together
01:51I don't even know what's happening right now
01:53But I love it
01:58Time's up, dang teller
02:07Nope
02:13I can't die
02:15I'm never gonna die
02:17Woo!
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