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00:12That's it! Richie, that's it! Play dead! Play dead!
00:15Am I playing?
00:17Hey, Magoo! Huh?
00:20Yeah, you want this, don't you, big boy?
00:23Yeah, who's my cutie patootie?
00:26Who's my fluffy wuffy boy?
00:29Don't push it in the nose first, or...
00:31That's just sharks. Fuck it.
00:35Hold...
00:47It was you or me, fuzz fuck.
00:51Hi.
00:52Hi, right there.
00:53You risked your life for me.
00:55No other soul on earth has done that except for my mother.
00:59During childbirth, I was a breach.
01:02But you, Lindy Littlejohn, you chose.
01:08Which was unexpected, and I mean that as a compliment.
01:10I owe you my life.
01:14You've saved my life multiple times, Richie.
01:16And I would happily do so over again.
01:19Why?
01:20Do not say for love, or for the love of love, or quote Shakespeare.
01:25For I will continue to taketh from you, Richie, and not giveth in return.
01:30Behold, Lindy Littlejohn, am I witness to thee shattering a behavioral pattern?
01:35Can we just call it even?
01:38Even Steven.
01:40I do have one more thing.
01:41Um, it's just a favor, and it's not dangerous, I promise.
01:45Are we breaking another behavioral pattern?
01:47What do you know about TikTok?
01:54Lindy!
01:55Lindy!
01:56Lindy!
01:57Lindy!
01:58Lindy!
01:59My girl!
02:00Oh!
02:01Oh, she's good.
02:06Oh, she's very good.
02:08Lindy.
02:10Lindy, let's talk.
02:12No tricks.
02:13You have my word.
02:16Oh, she's very good.
02:17Ow.
02:19Oh.
02:22Oh.
02:24At least you didn't get me in my good eye.
02:26Okay, no sudden moves.
02:28Nothing up my sleeves.
02:29For real this time.
02:33So talk!
02:34Could you lower the bow?
02:38Okay, I came here to apologize.
02:40But I'm not going to.
02:42Because I have something better than just words.
02:45Dr. Carmichael's colon a grand gesture?
02:48I can make you big again.
02:51You said that, and then you tried to kill me.
02:54Well, I was provoked, but that's not the point.
02:57I did it, Lindy.
02:58I really did it.
02:59I can make you big again, and all of this can be over.
03:02Lindy, I can.
03:04And I will.
03:05I promise.
03:07Fine.
03:08Do it.
03:09Make me big again.
03:10Let's end this.
03:11I'm so happy to hear you say this, but there's a small problem.
03:14Do I need to raise my bow?
03:16No, no.
03:18But I'm going to need you to break into the lab tonight and steal the formula and wipe the
03:26surface because Hilton is selling my tech to the military and he's packing up the lab
03:30and everything will be gone by morning.
03:32I will be arrested if I set foot in the building and only a person of your size can access
03:37the
03:37chemical freezer, which is going to be dangerous.
03:38But I have complete faith in you and your astounding miniature abilities.
03:42And thereby, our mission will inevitably be a rousing success and you will be big again
03:46and we can return to our normal lives.
03:58What am I supposed to do with that, wear it as a crown?
04:01Wear it as my wife.
04:04I tried so hard to prove my worth to the world and I lost sight of the one person who
04:10never
04:11needed proof.
04:11You, you and me, you are my forever person.
04:17So what do you say?
04:20Please say yes.
04:24Fine.
04:26I will do it.
04:27I have to.
04:29But then Les, this, you and me, we're over.
04:35No.
04:37No, no, no, no.
04:38No.
04:39After all this.
04:40Because of all this.
04:41Why?
04:42Why?
04:43What?
04:44Les, it's been a journey.
04:46It was an accident, then I did it on purpose.
04:49I'm so close, a day or two tops, to maybe a few months, then a 30 day deadline.
04:55But then I can make you big again, but good luck with Magoo, to I will make you big again,
04:59but you have to do all the illegal dangerous work.
05:02And then, the big sell.
05:04We can go back to our normal fucking lives.
05:08Please hear me when I say, fuck you.
05:13I am done.
05:14We are done.
05:16It's over.
05:17No, I reject this.
05:18I love you.
05:18It's been bumpy, but it'll be different.
05:22No, it won't.
05:23We bring out the worst in each other.
05:26Can't you see that?
05:27I understand that you need time and space to process what happened.
05:32No, I need the time and space to process me and what I want.
05:35I already know what happened.
05:37We make a great team, remember?
05:39Please don't say it's over.
05:44Les, we had a good run.
05:47Too much has happened.
05:49Let's just get the formula, get me big, and then get on with our lives.
05:56Please.
06:06I wanted to give you your privacy.
06:08I just, I didn't know where to go.
06:10My heart is breaking.
06:12I mean, I think we've all come so far.
06:15Mary, mother of Christ.
06:18Oh, he told me.
06:21I thought I was prepared, but I am not.
06:25Hi, Martin.
06:26Hi, Martin.
06:27Richard!
06:28What?
06:29He did that to himself.
06:30I did.
06:30I told her about the small problem.
06:34And?
06:35She's in.
06:36Oh.
06:37She's also out.
06:39I don't understand what that means.
06:41It, just, what's the fucking plan?
06:44That's what it means.
06:48Everybody, here are my thoughts.
06:50Operation Restoration is underway.
06:51This is the plan.
06:54Martin.
06:55Bagman will deliver our secret weapon.
06:58Secret weapon?
06:59It's me.
07:00Me, Richie.
07:06Relax.
07:07It's pizza.
07:11Emo's.
07:16Order this.
07:17Oh, oh, oh.
07:18We will communicate via tactical comms using phones and laptops.
07:22Richard, operations, will send an invitation.
07:25I will be in your ear with precise instructions.
07:29Okay, Martin.
07:30Don't panic.
07:30Keep it together.
07:31She's scary.
07:32She's terrifying.
07:34Sir!
07:34Who?
07:37Who?
07:38Janet!
07:39Me?
07:40I, um...
07:41I did.
07:50Janet, inside man, will ensure easy entry.
07:54Janet.
07:56Why are you still here?
07:58Um...
07:58You should be out celebrating with what's left of the team.
08:01Uh-huh.
08:02Um...
08:02Damn it, Janet!
08:03Why?
08:03Just why?
08:04Let's, let's be kind.
08:05Um...
08:06I was hungry.
08:08Just finishing up.
08:10No way, no way, joke!
08:12No, it's okay.
08:12You did, damn it!
08:13Getting back to Ed.
08:15Smells delicious.
08:17Pepperoni?
08:18Um...
08:19Yes?
08:19St. Louis style.
08:21Cracker-thin.
08:23Square-cut.
08:24Prevail cheese.
08:26Weird yet...
08:28Scrumptious.
08:30It's very specific.
08:32May I...
08:33You may?
08:37Oh, God!
08:38Lindy!
08:39Hide!
08:40Liz!
08:41Where?
08:42Just...
08:42Under!
08:44Oh, Jesus Christ!
08:45Fuck!
08:46Fuck!
09:08Enjoy!
09:13Secret weapon end!
09:15Secret weapon is greasy, fucking hot!
09:18Jesus!
09:26Lindy, secret weapon, will breach the chemical freezer and procure the vials of restoration formula.
09:34Um, wow!
09:38It's, it's nice to meet you, Mrs. Little-Jonah.
09:41Sorry to stare, it's just...
09:43Yeah, I'm a marvel!
09:44I know, Janet.
09:45So, uh, this is the chemical freezer?
09:46Oh, just there.
09:47Janet, proceed with wiping the servers.
09:49My legacy will remain mine.
09:51Oh, on it.
09:54Your ego is going to kill me!
09:55No, my ego is going to save you.
09:57I am going to save me.
09:58There is no I, but A-N-T.
10:00There is the way I spell it.
10:01Perhaps it's best we just remember we're all on the same team.
10:04Temporarily.
10:05Absolutely.
10:05Guys, can we sidebar the relationship issues right now?
10:08The relationship issues are why we're here, Martin.
10:11Couda-gross.
10:11Martin, wheelman, will drive a getaway car, and we're home free.
10:14Operation restoration complete.
10:17Thoughts complete.
10:18Okay, can we stay on task?
10:20Oh, no one wants to stop more than me.
10:22Yes.
10:22Lindy, message received.
10:23I know.
10:30What?
10:38I'm in.
10:39Okay, great.
10:40Third shelf from the bottom.
10:42File RF-19er alpha and beta.
10:45Okay, hold on.
10:46What?
10:47What's happening?
10:47Are you okay?
10:48Yeah, I'm fine.
10:49I'm just putting on my gear so I don't dye hypothermia in here.
10:52Oh, God.
10:53Okay, good, good.
10:54But maybe you're a hurry.
10:55That's it.
10:56Tip-tock.
10:57No kidding.
10:58If Hilton finds you...
10:59I'm aware of the stakes, Les.
11:00I'm aware of the stakes, Les.
11:00I am the stakes.
11:01If I may offer counsel, by way of Dr. Carmichael's worth of wisdom, reflects before you respond.
11:08To avoid regret.
11:10Fuck that bitch!
11:12We're done with our limericks!
11:13On that we agree.
11:14I don't mean to-
11:15Shut the fuck up, Richard!
11:17Fucker.
11:21Attention.
11:22Attention.
11:22Attention.
11:22Tell Guardian 4, please make your way to gate 23.
11:25Tell Guardian 4, please make your way to gate 23.
11:28Tell Guardian 4, please make your way to gate 23.
11:29What?
11:32Hold.
11:33It's like a little close.
11:34The fuck?
11:34Maybe edit this part out.
11:35Okay.
11:36Will do.
11:38And...
11:38Turn something.
11:40Hi.
11:40Hello.
11:41My name is Lindy Littlejohn.
11:43You may know me from the controversies surrounding the authorship of the New Yorker short
11:47story untitled on purpose.
11:49And I want to come clean.
11:53I did not write that story.
11:55Uh, all started as a misunderstanding.
11:58My insecurity and frankly, lack of self worth led me to take credit when in fact it was
12:04written by my student, Jackie Baldwin.
12:06So my daughter Lulu was telling the truth.
12:09So if you're gonna come for anyone, you come for me.
12:13Hashtag fuckyoubringit.
12:14And finally, I am rescinding my own closer.
12:18Yeah, just before the board can take it back.
12:21I, I...
12:22You know what?
12:23Maybe I'll win another one someday.
12:25Oh!
12:26Love the positivity.
12:27Uh, yeah, that's it.
12:31Good for you, tiny mom.
13:01Okay, I'm here.
13:03Third cell from the bottom.
13:04You're looking for Romeo Foxtrot-19er?
13:08Yeah, I got it, Colonel Colon.
13:09Too soon. That's too soon and disrespectful.
13:12I'm just trying to be...
13:13Annoying?
13:19There's nothing here.
13:20Yeah, see?
13:20You're making space colonel jokes and you're not listening.
13:23And Precision is going to tank this mission.
13:24Romeo Foxtrot-19-Alpha-Beta.
13:27Not fucking here.
13:28Fuck. It has to be there.
13:29They are not.
13:30Okay, Romeo Foxtrot-19er-Alpha-
13:33You can keep saying NATO nonsense numbers,
13:36but the precise vials are not here.
13:39Lindy, there is no Operation Restoration without those vials, okay?
13:42The plan will not work.
13:45What do you mean it won't work?
13:49Les?
13:50Oh, dear mama.
13:52Um...
13:53It has got to work.
13:54I do not want to be small forever.
13:55I am not going to die tiny.
13:56There has to be a way.
13:57You are a little genius, remember?
13:59So go inside the workshop of your mind and think!
14:10It's as if the whole world is holding its breath.
14:17Everyone hear my thoughts.
14:19Operation Restoration is still underway.
14:21This is the revised plan.
14:23I will synthesize a new batch of the restoration formula,
14:27but I would need access to the building and to the chemical freezer.
14:30Lindy, secret weapon.
14:31You will push the door release button inside the freezer,
14:34which is located at the base of the door.
14:36Check.
14:37Janet, inside man, is going to get me into the building via the service entrance.
14:41Janet.
14:43Janet, do you copy?
14:44Um, I'm trying to wipe the servers, but the password isn't working.
14:49Hilton and Vivian, they have access to the servers.
14:52They have access to the board.
14:53I know that!
14:54Yeah!
14:54Also, we might have a bigger problem.
14:58Bigger?
14:59Um, what?
15:00Janet, spit it out.
15:01Janet, be specific.
15:03Specifically, Hilton has shrunk an entire military convoy.
15:06Tiny tanks, tiny missiles, tiny assortment of very bad weaponry.
15:09General, fuck this.
15:11If Hilton has the missing files, then tiny tanks become big tanks.
15:15Tiny missiles become big...
15:16Janet, I know.
15:17Les.
15:18I don't, don't, don't say it.
15:19I fucked it.
15:20But I can un-fuck it.
15:22You were right.
15:24I don't want to be right about this, Les.
15:26You kind of like being right.
15:27Well, maybe sometimes, but not about this.
15:29Can we get back to the un-fuck it part, please?
15:32Everyone, here are my thoughts.
15:34Here's the new, revised plan.
15:38We're going to blow up the lab.
15:41Um.
15:41We're all bound for the Dungeons of Fate.
15:44Jesus, crickets.
15:45What?
15:46What?
15:47What the?
15:47Are you...
15:49Blow up the lab?
15:50How can you even do that?
15:52Well, the building is sitting on a literal bomb.
15:54It's a thermal energy storage tank in the basement.
15:57No, no, that's not...
16:00My legacy remains mine, you said.
16:03Yeah, well...
16:05I mean...
16:09Fuck it.
16:11Fuck it?
16:12Yeah.
16:13It's not worth it.
16:14You big first.
16:15Blow up the building second.
16:17My prize.
16:19TBD.
16:21I've proven to myself I can do it.
16:24That's enough.
16:25What?
16:26Are you sure?
16:27To the extremist of circumstances, Carmichael's limericks and my priority...
16:31Wait, is someone crying?
16:34No.
16:35Okay.
16:36Hey, Richard, we need to move fast.
16:37Janet, inside man.
16:38Abort the service.
16:39And focus on the thermal storage tank.
16:42And crank the valves to high, and that will give us what?
16:45Uh, maybe 30 minutes?
16:47Um, you want me to blow up the building?
16:50Yes.
16:51Turn up the valves, release the pressure lock, and get out, Janet.
16:54What about letting you in?
16:56Do the tank and go.
16:57And Lindy's secret weapon, make your way to the lobby, and buzz me in through the service
17:00entrance via the security desk.
17:02The desk with the security guards?
17:03Yes, leave it to me.
17:04I can distract the security guards.
17:06See, I'm the lab's fire safety officer.
17:09As, uh, this is a long story.
17:11As a young Richard...
17:12Richard!
17:13Richard!
17:14Richard!
17:14Richard, good God!
17:16Stand by for firearms.
17:20Ivers.
17:21I'm on.
17:31The tank is cranked.
17:33T-minus 30 minutes?
17:35Um, um, holy crow.
17:39Janet?
17:40Uh, yes, Richard.
17:42I think I like you, and I wanted to disclose that as per company policy.
17:46Aw, Richie!
17:47Richard!
17:48I have no words!
17:50Neither do I!
17:53Is General H. Baum's payment clear?
17:55General Henderson's payment has been verified, yes.
17:58Fuck yeah!
17:59I love having Mommy's full attention again!
18:01We discussed this.
18:03No more Mommy.
18:04Bud?
18:05None.
18:05Fine.
18:06Guess where I am?
18:08I despise this game.
18:10Guess.
18:10No.
18:11Guess.
18:11No.
18:12Guess!
18:14I'm done!
18:15What?
18:16With the game?
18:18In a way.
18:22Wait, what the fuck?
18:38Janet Colgate, physicist, feminist, celiac.
18:45You're on Instagram?
18:47Emo's pizza is not gluten-free certified.
18:58Ah!
18:59Yeah, I'm here.
19:00So I'm guessing it's this green button.
19:04Good guess.
19:05I'm in.
19:16It's a hot sauce.
19:22Yes!
19:22Yes!
19:25Food.
19:29Food.
19:30Food.
19:31Food.
19:35Fuck
19:40Let's go
19:41Wait, what? What's gone?
19:43The equation, my equation
19:44For the formula
19:45Yeah, but you remember it, right?
19:50Right
19:51What?
19:51Yes
19:52Oh, Jesus
19:53Okay, you wrote it on the bedroom wall
19:55Right?
19:56Oh, holy shit, yes I did
19:57Yes I did
19:57Richard, you need to get upstairs right now
19:59Copy that
20:04I shall bring all my force to bear
20:08You again
20:11It's me, Richard
20:12Yeah, from the fucking lab, what the fuck?
20:14Long, long story, and I happily
20:16Oh, ew, did you and my mom, like, bang tiny?
20:20Huh? No, I pride myself on being a jock
20:22Is that Lulu?
20:23Lulu? Did she say bang?
20:25Yeah
20:26Who are you talking to?
20:27That's the smash and grab team
20:29Your parents, Martin and Janet
20:30What?
20:31Lulu, why are you home?
20:32Sorry, I missed that
20:33Richard, you assured me that this connection would be strong
20:36It is, it is
20:40We'll talk later
20:42Lulu, I need you to be my legs, arms, and eyes
20:46Whatever, okay, this is so fucked, tiny Richard
20:49Yeah, it is
20:56Is this a moat?
20:58Oh my god, my parents went completely insane
21:01They were trying to kill each other
21:02They were trying to kill each other
21:03Richard
21:03Oh my god
21:04It's gonna be fine, I think
21:06It is gonna be fine, it's fine
21:07And Richard, don't be so theatric
21:08Fine
21:09So, Lulu, what I need you to do
21:10I need you to text me a photo of the equation
21:13On the wall
21:14Across from the foot of the island bed
21:17You mean like, get in the water?
21:19There's power strips and lights hanging above it
21:21It's safe
21:21And it's very important because I need to make mom big again
21:24It's safe, the water
21:25Tall order
21:26Nice pod
21:27She should be wearing waders
21:28No, no, no, just be careful
21:30And, and, uh, be quick
21:31Just be very quick
21:32Really, uh, are you sure, Les?
21:35She'll be fine
21:37Daughter found electrocuted in parents' bedroom moat
21:40Not funny
21:52Fuck
21:54Fuck
21:54Fuck
21:55Are you worried about the last line?
21:56Fuck
21:58No, no
21:59No, of course not
22:00You said fuck
22:01We can hear you
22:02Can't you help him, Tiny Richard Physicist?
22:05Sadly, I was absent that day
22:06Uh, no
22:08I'm not worried at all
22:10Because I remember it
22:12And, uh, yeah
22:13You did great, Lulu
22:14Just get out of the water now
22:23You're brilliant
22:25Your mind is strong
22:28You got this
22:31It's in your brain
22:33So just let it
22:35Fall into your hands
22:39You're gonna true life
22:40Will not
22:41Explode
22:42And die
22:43Explode and die?
22:44Ah, no
22:45I'm not
22:45It's not
22:46I'm kidding
22:47I'm kidding
22:48Ah, smash and grab him
22:50Vivian's on the move
22:53Take a weapon out
22:55Ah, ah, ah
23:00Oh, shit
23:02Les
23:02Oh
23:04Les
23:05Of course
23:06He's in the building
23:09Sneaky, sneaky
23:11Not so sneaky
23:12He mentioned
23:14You were having marital issues
23:16Fuck off
23:17It's nice to meet you too
23:18Mrs. Little John
23:19I look forward to adding you
23:22To my
23:22Collection
23:24Yeah, nice to meet you too
23:25Scary giant bitch
23:28Name calling
23:29Is impolite
23:31Tiny
23:32Toxic
23:33Tart
23:40T-minus
23:41Maybe
23:41Ten minutes
23:42Before the alarms go off
23:44Okay, Martin
23:44Wheelman
23:45You're up
23:46Prepare for the great escape
23:48I think the getaway
23:49Would be a better reference
23:50Richard
23:50Operations
23:51Shut it
23:58I choked again
23:59Empty battery
24:02Fuck
24:03Whoa
24:04I'm the new wheelman
24:05Tiny Richard
24:06Do you have a driver's license?
24:08Almost
24:21Attention
24:23Thermal energy tank breach
24:25Evacuate building
24:27Immediately
24:27Repeat
24:29Immediately
24:35Attention
24:41Oh, I don't think I can
24:43Test these on her first
24:44We can hear you
24:45We can still hear you
24:46Oh, I'm kidding
24:48I'm just kidding
24:48Of course I can
24:50Lindy
24:51Lindy
24:52Lindy
24:52Lindy, come in, Lindy
24:54Anyone got eyes or ears on Lindy?
24:56Mom?
24:56Hello?
24:57Mrs. Little John?
24:58Hello
24:59Okay, I'm heading out
25:02Attention
25:03Evacuate building
25:04Immediately
25:11Lindsay
25:12Mindy
25:14Oh
25:14Ow
25:20Ow
25:21Ow
25:22Oh
25:22Ow
25:22Ow
25:23Oh
25:24Ow
25:26That's company property
25:30You've checked all my boxes
25:32until you did it.
25:35Your ego is untenable.
25:47Down goes giant, toxic turd.
25:56Attention, evacuate the building immediately.
26:00Let me guess.
26:01Only a person my size can, uh...
26:05Unfortunately, it's...
26:06Tick-tock.
26:07Right.
26:10I believe in you.
26:13Wait, what?
26:15Les, I...
26:19Here I am, alone.
26:21Again.
26:25Well...
26:27You gotta do it.
26:29I mean, you must, you must.
26:30You gotta get down there.
26:30You gotta get the fucking vials.
26:32And he...
26:32He dropped.
26:33And now I have to...
26:35I'm the only person in the world this size who can.
26:40So...
26:40Not anymore.
26:51You're tiny!
26:54A grand gesture.
26:57What?
26:57Colin, holy fuck!
26:59New year, new fucking us.
27:01Ah!
27:04Let's do it together.
27:08Let's do it.
27:09Hi.
27:10Me too.
27:11I'm gonna...
27:12I'm gonna...
27:12Attention...
27:13Thermal energy tech breach.
27:15Evacuate the building immediately.
27:17Repeat...
27:18Immediately.
27:20Oh...
27:20Attention...
27:21Thermal energy tech breach.
27:23Evacuate the building immediately.
27:26Repeat...
27:27Are we crazy?
27:28Fuck it.
27:31Fuck it.
27:32Fuck it.
27:35Oh, shit!
27:46Critical.
27:47Critical.
27:48Evacuate immediately.
27:51Critical.
27:54Evacuate immediately.
27:56Critical.
27:57Critical.
27:58Evacuate immediately.
28:00No, no.
28:00Vivian?
28:01Vivian.
28:02What are they?
28:29Mom.
28:30Dad.
28:52You're tiny too?
28:53You do not have a license.
28:55What?
28:56Are you gonna, like, tiny ground me?
29:00Fuck it.
29:00Drive.
29:00Let's go.
29:01Let's go.
29:02Let's go.
29:02Let's go.
29:04Jesus!
29:05River's less!
29:06Dr. Little John!
29:07I did it myself.
29:15So this is our last tiny moment as tiny people.
29:20Oh, what a ride.
29:21What a ride.
29:22What a ride.
29:22Ride's not quite over yet.
29:24One last step.
29:25One last step.
29:25For me.
29:28So there's an infinitesimally small chance that I did not mix the formula correctly.
29:36What?
29:37Yeah, I never mixed it myself.
29:39Yes!
29:40Yeah, I'm very confident.
29:41What are you saying?
29:42Are you saying that if you're wrong, that we-
29:45No, no, no, not we.
29:46Me.
29:46Me.
29:47I'm going to test the formula myself first.
29:50No!
29:52No!
29:52I don't want you to-
29:53I won't.
29:54I won't.
29:54We won't.
29:55You won't.
29:56It's-
29:57Lindy.
29:59You're the love of my life.
30:00Are you saying goodbye?
30:02Is this a goodbye?
30:03Because you think that we're going to-
30:05That you're going to-
30:05The truth is-
30:07I don't know.
30:08I don't know if it'll work.
30:09I believe it will.
30:11But I don't know.
30:12And, uh, I owe you the truth.
30:17It's not- it's not goodbye.
30:19It's just in case.
30:21Just in case.
30:22You explode.
30:24Dad's exploding?
30:26No!
30:27No!
30:27No, no, no, honey, no!
30:29But you just said-
30:31Infinitesimally small, I said.
30:32Just in case, you said.
30:35Look, can't you guys just both stay small forever?
30:39I can take care of you.
30:41Oh, honey, I-
30:43We- we love you for saying that, but that's-
30:46That's- that's very unrealistic.
30:48We're worried about unrealistic now?
30:51Dad!
30:51Your mom is right, okay?
30:53We're not pets, we're parents.
30:55And we're focusing on the one in a million negative results.
30:58Your father's right!
31:00And like he always says, we have to trust the math.
31:03And his memory.
31:04Which is good!
31:06Pretty good.
31:07Pretty good?
31:13I'm gonna need some serious fucking therapy if this doesn't work.
31:17So when I get to full size, um, start the three minute countdown and wait outside.
31:22And if I get to three- oh, when I get to three minutes, I will have reached limitless stabilization.
31:29And then we can all go to Mandy's and enjoy milkshakes together.
31:34Okay?
31:36Okay?
31:37Sure.
31:40Okay.
31:41Two drops.
31:43Like you learned in your science classes.
31:46Right.
31:46My science classes.
31:49Tiny Dad?
31:51I dropped out of school.
31:52I'm going to community college.
31:54Wait, what?!
32:06Start the timer!
32:08You dropped out of school?
32:10Uh...
32:11We can talk about it at Mandy's.
32:13Did you know about this?
32:13We'll talk about it in three minutes.
32:16Lindy, I-
32:17Hey!
32:17Tell me in three minutes.
32:24You told your dad.
32:26That was a tactical info dump.
32:28I see what you did there.
32:30Yeah, um, he needed a distraction.
32:33That was kind of you.
32:35Like your TikTok?
32:38Yeah?
32:40Yeah.
32:47How you doing in there?
32:48Yeah?
32:49Yeah.
32:51Yeah, doing good.
32:53All good.
32:55Love you both.
33:07Go get a pen.
33:37Go get a pen.
33:39Hi.
33:40Hi.
33:48Hi.
33:49Later.
33:56That's three minutes, Dad?
34:05Dad?
34:08Look!
34:23Limitless stabilization.
34:43Hi.
34:45Hi.
34:54Nice use of the safe word.
34:57Wow. If there was ever a time.
35:06Hi.
35:07Hi.
35:07Okay.
35:09Everyone's still waiting in my room.
35:10So are we going to restore Tiny Richard, or is he less annoying Tiny?
35:15He's kind of annoying big or small, but he is a good scientist.
35:18A good scientist. Yes, we know.
35:20Speaking of, hello.
35:23Yeah.
35:23Whatever makes you happy makes me happy.
35:28I know that you don't totally mean that.
35:30But thank you, restored Dad.
35:33Help!
35:36I don't want to know.
35:38I'll let him out after.
35:40Okay.
35:48How do we...
35:49End up here.
35:50Look at our... our house.
35:54I want our marriage to work.
35:58Our new, revised version of marriage.
36:05I do too.
36:08My ego has been revised.
36:11You will never be last again.
36:13And my accountability has been revised.
36:15I will never blame you.
36:18Again.
36:19Only me.
36:20And grand gestures?
36:21Oh, you have out-grand-gestured yourself.
36:23I think we both have them.
36:28Let's do this thing.
36:30Let's do this thing.
36:33And my engagement ring?
36:34I'll dredge them out.
36:43I, um...
36:45I had...
36:49I have this idea.
36:51It's kind of a big idea.
36:53Tiny, big idea.
36:56I feel like I have to write it.
36:58On my own.
37:00And I'm thinking that the...
37:03Working title...
37:04Might be...
37:08The miniature wife.
37:17Oh.
37:22Yeah.
37:24I love it.
37:26Yeah.
37:27Yeah.
37:29And I love you.
37:30And I love you.
37:42I don't care if Monday's blue.
37:46Tuesday's grey and Wednesday too.
37:49Thursday, I don't care about June.
37:52It's Friday, I'm in love.
37:57Monday, you can fall apart.
37:59Tuesday, Wednesday, break my heart.
38:03Oh, Thursday, doesn't even scar.
38:06It's Friday, I'm in love.
38:10But it's Friday that's the last night.
38:10Oh, I don't care about the messages.
38:11It's on.
38:11They need messages.
38:13Please send text.
38:14Please send text.
38:15Please send text.
38:16Please send text.
38:18Don't call me, it's number one, two, one, one.
38:20One, two, three.
38:26One, two, three.
38:32Help!
38:33Help!
38:34Help!
38:34I need help!
38:34The fuck are you?
38:41I'm a journalist from Scientific American, and I have the most incredible story to tell.
38:51Oh, my.
38:54No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
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