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#video #Shortland Street 27th April Monday Full Episode 2026
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00:06Ah, Ata Māori ʻe
00:09Hi
00:11Did you get a stink message or something?
00:13No
00:14You know I reckon today?
00:16Nā
00:17Me neither
00:17What are you gonna do?
00:20Too early to drink
00:21Past nine?
00:22I reckon it's all good
00:23Come on
00:24Whatever it takes to sass your stink buzz
00:28Kari, my G
00:30You gonna wake you today, eh?
00:31Mm-mm
00:32Drinks are nice
00:33I mean, that is mine, but yeah
00:35Go on
00:39Mimosas?
00:40Get some glasses, or
00:42Uh, what's all this?
00:44Oh, come on, man
00:45We can make it up for being next to you last night
00:47Yeah, I'm really sorry, bro
00:49What's this?
00:50Oh, nothing
00:52Ah, ah, ah
00:54What? No, I can't even do that
00:55Dude
00:58Yeah, what was making up for last Friday?
01:00Oh, that was me, we
01:01Didn't you realise?
01:03Wait, you've been on Friday
01:05Well, that's just as old news
01:09Nah, nah
01:11Mimosas are off, it's if I know
01:13Oh, my God
01:15It's quick
01:17No, I don't
01:18That was me, though
01:19He did
01:21All right, then
01:23Shots it is
01:24So, would you like roast chicken or pasta tonight?
01:27Well, I'm not sure what time we'll get home, so maybe just sort yourself out
01:30Oh, if you give me your card, I can get us some salmon fillets
01:32Hey, mate
01:34Hey
01:35Oh, oh my God
01:36Are you okay?
01:38Phil was horrible last night
01:40I'm fine
01:42I'm here for you
01:44You can link on it
01:46Um, okay
01:48You sure you're okay?
01:50Yeah
01:51Oh, and here she is, the devil herself
01:55All right, well, I'd better get to work
01:57So, would you like, um, roast chicken or pasta or fish?
02:01We could do surf and turf
02:02Uh, I don't know
02:03Pasta?
02:04Okay
02:04Pasta La Vista
02:05Perfect
02:06You have a good day
02:06Love you
02:07Oh, no, I don't
02:08I do not love you
02:09I'm so sorry
02:09It's okay
02:10No, I should not have said that
02:11I'm really sorry
02:12I don't love you
02:12Not like that
02:13I'll leave you to stop
02:13It's, it's all good
02:14Okay
02:15Well, I'll make salmon linguine
02:17With a side of chicken
02:17But if you want steaks
02:18Just let me know
02:21That, uh, casual fling
02:23Seems to be waking up
02:24Are you?
02:26Love you
02:30Penny
02:31Where'd you go?
02:33Oh, stay at Steve's
02:34Well, you didn't have to
02:35Yeah, I did
02:36I bet it was gross
02:38What?
02:39Steve's place
02:40I'm thinking
02:41I'm thinking a single
02:42Hairy ass
02:43Soap and a raggedy
02:43Solo that he uses
02:44For everything
02:45Of course you'd think that
02:47You were so judgmental
02:49Even with stuff
02:49You know nothing about
02:50Oh, it was just a joke
02:51Yeah, I stink one
02:52Billy, hurry up
02:55I'd better go
02:56Sweet as, I don't want to
02:57Cut into your public gym session
03:03Plans tonight?
03:05You kept it free
03:07I wonder why
03:08For you, Maeve
03:09In case you told me
03:10You were available
03:10I forgot that you
03:12And Sarcosm aren't friends
03:15Shouldn't you be
03:16At the fertility clinic?
03:17Oh, yes
03:18But, uh
03:19I am just drinking
03:20In these two women
03:22Gorgeous
03:22I mean, look at them
03:24Enjoying each other's company
03:26No one looking like
03:27They want to run a mile
03:28Do you think
03:28If I hang out with them
03:29Maybe it'll rub off on me?
03:30I don't think
03:31Lesbianism works like that
03:32If only
03:33How's the new job
03:34Working out?
03:35Honestly, it's the one thing
03:36In my life that is flawless
03:39I mean, that's mostly flawless
03:42Because I'm an empath
03:43So that really takes its toll
03:44Oh, I can imagine
03:46But David is such a great boss
03:48Management really suits me
03:50Management?
03:51Well, yeah, basically
03:52I mean, I'm David's right-hand gal
03:54We should have a coffee sometime
03:56With moi?
03:58Okay
03:58Love to
04:00Text me
04:03I've had to make some changes
04:04To the surgical roster
04:05Cool
04:06Hey
04:07I'm sorry about last night
04:09It's fine
04:10And
04:11Congratulations
04:12Thanks
04:14So
04:15No hard feelings?
04:18Professionally
04:18No
04:19Personally
04:19I'd prefer to keep my distance
04:21Okay, but
04:23At work
04:24We're good?
04:25Yes
04:31Three
04:31Two
04:32One
04:36Math
04:40Okay
04:45Yeah, you're cheating
04:47No, I'm not
04:48We go around the circle
04:49And we pick up a card
04:50My turn
04:50My turn
04:57It's been a couple of bars now
04:58I love this song
05:03Oh my god
05:11Did you just post that?
05:13Not yet
05:13Don't post shit without asking me
05:15Who cares?
05:16Post one of me if you like
05:17I care
05:18Don't post that shit
05:19Okay
05:20Calm down, Ty
05:23I'm done
05:25Oi
05:25Don't be a dick
05:27Ash, I'll delete it
05:29Come back
05:29Who's Ty?
05:33Ty?
05:35Because
05:36He loves Ty food
05:38He seems pretty aggro
05:40About photos for a guy
05:41Who doesn't have a bad angle
05:42Yeah
05:43I'll fill up
05:44And then I'll
05:45I'll go talk to him
05:54I'm working with you today
05:55I asked David for a female nurse
05:57Men go through fertility treatment too
05:59Yeah, sure
06:00But not everyone is as chill as me
06:02Talking about cycles and ovaries
06:04Can we not do this on shift?
06:06Sorry to interrupt
06:07We're just giving the investors
06:08The grand tour
06:09Oh
06:10Kia ora, welcome
06:11This is two of our lovely nurses
06:13Selena and Viliami
06:14Thank you for joining us today, Vili
06:16Anytime
06:17Okay
06:17Let's go
06:19Okay, no appointments for the next hour
06:21So we need to call clients
06:23Off this list
06:24With their results and updates
06:25Okay
06:25So why don't you start with this one
06:32Hi Sarah
06:32It's Selena
06:33The fertility nurse at Shortland Street
06:35We've got some great news for you
06:37We got your HCG results back
06:39We got your HCG results back
06:39And we can confirm that you are pregnant
06:42Congratulations
06:43We're all really happy for you
06:47We'll send you for some follow-up lads
06:49But in the meantime
06:50Look after yourself
06:52Okay
06:52And enjoy this really special moment
06:56Okay
06:57Bye
07:02Linger
07:06Hey, you were right about Steve's
07:07Should I come home?
07:09Nah
07:09Nah, it's okay
07:10Nah, I want to
07:11That's how smells like
07:12Wet laundry and Doritos
07:17Smash some taskmasters
07:19I'll make some dinner, eh?
07:22How about I call the next one?
07:29Honestly, you should have been there in real life
07:31It was hectic
07:32And everyone was
07:36Babe
07:37How are you going?
07:38Was that about me?
07:40What?
07:41Whatever
07:41I'm fine
07:42Yeah
07:43It'll totally blow over
07:45Hang on
07:45You're the one that told me to speak my mind
07:47And now look what's happened
07:48You literally did not do that
07:49You told me not to care about what people think
07:51Yeah
07:52But I didn't say give a hectic speech
07:55And try a stealer's award
07:56I did the transplant
07:57That award, it's at least half mine
07:59Exactly
08:00That's what Nah said
08:02What?
08:03No
08:04Oh
08:05You haven't seen it?
08:07Seen what?
08:09I don't know if you'd want to
08:12But
08:13Just watch the wind
08:14But I must take a moment to acknowledge
08:17A truly remarkable individual
08:18Phil Grayson
08:20An exceptional physician
08:21My colleague
08:22And friend
08:23She performed this transplant
08:25Under circumstances that would daunt most
08:27While I had the privilege of guiding her through it
08:29It was Phil's skill and determination
08:32That brought it to life
08:33This award is as much hers as it is mine
08:36So
08:37Phil
08:37If you're listening
08:40Congratulations
08:41Thank you
08:41This belongs to both of us
08:44I'm sorry
08:45You're the best
08:46You're actually the best
08:47I am
08:47I'm sorry
08:48Just leave it
08:49Leave it
08:51You're all good?
08:55Long Island iced teas
08:58My mum taught me how to make these
09:00Shut up
09:00Cody
09:02Last time I had one of these
09:04I got banned from the surf lifeguard
09:06Shere
09:07Ahipara
09:07Cheers
09:12Oh
09:13That's lethal
09:14You know
09:17I wanted to be alone today
09:18But it turns out
09:20I am a work obsessed loser
09:21Who doesn't have any friends
09:23You got us
09:24But you're a gang
09:26I'm a fourth joiner
09:27I love a fourth joiner
09:29And you're a ledge
09:31Now this might be the love of my life
09:33But he's having someone else's baby
09:35Could you also have his baby?
09:38I really really liked him
09:39Babies suck
09:41Right
09:42How can I compete with that?
09:44Sip your drink, bub
09:46My ex got another girl pregnant
09:48I was so gutted, eh?
09:50It was the worst heartbreak ever
09:52I'm sorry you went through that
09:54How old's the kid now?
09:56Oh
09:56Turns out she wasn't even pregnant
09:58She was just on a dry-ass lying buzz
10:00But it still sucked
10:03I once dated this chick
10:04Who didn't believe in evolution
10:07She was like so beautiful
10:09But she made no sense
10:11I had a twin
10:14What?
10:15Bro
10:15Yeah
10:16Oh my god, call him
10:17Right now I want to meet him
10:19I can't
10:20But
10:21He's dead
10:24Oh my god
10:25I'm so sorry
10:26What happened?
10:29He was sick
10:30Cancer
10:33I don't know how to
10:34Live my life without him
10:36And I still don't
10:36I can't even imagine
10:38Did he get treatment?
10:40Yeah
10:42And the doctors over-promised
10:44And under-delivered
10:45Just
10:46Treated him like a statistic
10:49I'm sure they did all they could
10:53What would you know?
10:56Well I guess I'm only
10:58Speaking from my experience as a doctor
11:00You don't know shit
11:02You're only a doctor
11:03Because your mummy made sure of it
11:04Okay, enough about Poppy's mum
11:06What the hell has my mum got to do with it?
11:08Well let's talk about my mum instead, eh?
11:10Look, I'm really sorry
11:11For what happened to you
11:12But you don't need to bring-
11:13Yeah, that's enough
11:15Just bonding time over
11:16Come on
11:23Maybe we need the-
11:24The-
11:30Bro, you're bleeding
11:38Probably get around the waters
11:39I'll try to find a bandage
11:53Oh look
11:54Libby and her gaggle of prospective suitors
11:57It's been our pleasure, Libby
11:59We look forward to the updates
12:00Absolutely
12:01Great to see you, David
12:03I'll see you out
12:07Schmoozing, I see
12:08Well, I'm a natural
12:10If only I could say the same about dating
12:13Genuine question
12:14How does one sustain a relationship
12:15Past three weeks
12:17Okay
12:17I've got something that might take your mind off it
12:20I need you to do some work for me
12:21Well, I work for David now
12:23And I'm loving it, by the way
12:25So you said
12:26And he clearly respects you
12:28But I need the best person for the job
12:30And that is you
12:31Oh, well that ship sailed
12:32Sorry, Rach
12:33Hey, I wouldn't ask if I didn't need you
12:35Well, then you should have thought about that
12:37Before you demoted me
12:39I'll make it worth your while
12:40Financially
12:42What is it?
12:43I need you to look into some things
12:45At the fertility clinic
12:46Confidentially
12:47Oh, so you want me to spy on David
12:49Well, no, not spy, exactly
12:52Well, good, because I couldn't possibly
12:53Right
12:54How does $100,000 sound?
12:57$110
12:58No
12:59Fine, I'm in
13:01Find out about the inner workings of the clinic
13:03Ethics committee, paperwork
13:05Unexplained bill payments
13:07Any overbilling
13:08Roger
13:09But this is strictly between you and me
13:12If any of this conversation gets out
13:14You will blow it for yourself
13:15Understood
13:17Good
13:18Honestly, Rach
13:19Everything seems pretty above board
13:21I can tell you that two of the investors
13:22Are from the Lawrence Foundation New Zealand
13:24And David got them on early
13:26Because he's a member
13:27He's a member?
13:29Yes
13:29Is that a problem?
13:31Not necessarily
13:32But try and find out a bit more about that too
13:34Okay
13:34I'll let you know how I go
13:35Oh, and Libby
13:36Rach
13:37We're not doing that
13:53This is my karma for sleeping with Cody
13:55Hey, I don't hate you for that
13:57Bet you did
13:59I did
14:00With a passion
14:01With a very short passion
14:03May I sit?
14:06Now, you don't have to tell me why
14:08But I did notice that one of those old guys gave you the fright of your life
14:12Shit
14:13Hey, common of silence
14:15Until someone walks out of the showers
14:17It's nothing
14:18Well, maybe
14:19But it might be nice to have someone to run to if it happens again
14:25One of the guys is called Scott Collins
14:28He's my ex
14:30Oh
14:31Well
14:32I know
14:33No, sorry
14:34I'm not passing any judgment
14:36I do understand the allure of an older gentleman
14:38I guess I'm just surprised
14:41Yeah
14:42I am too
14:43Now that I've had time away from him
14:45Well, I hope he bought you a mansion
14:47For bringing beauty and youth into his life
14:52He was married
14:54So, no
14:55It wasn't really a public thing
14:58Oh
14:59Yeah
15:01I lost my job
15:02The whole reason why I'm here
15:06Did he break your heart?
15:09That really sucks
15:12Caused a massive rift
15:14Between my mom and dad
15:15All my workmates
15:16Basically
15:17Everyone in my life
15:18Said see ya
15:19I truly learned who my real friends were
15:22Turns out
15:23No one at the hospital
15:26I'm sorry
15:28Well, you know
15:29He just continues
15:30No staying on his name
15:34Sorry
15:35Do you want to say something funny?
15:39These idiots have been drinking since 9am
15:44Yeah, I wish I was drunk
15:46Well, we can fix that
15:47Maybe not right now
15:48But definitely at the end of this shift
15:52You won't tell anyone, right?
15:54Of course not
15:57God, what do I do now?
15:59Honestly, I'd hide in the research library and scroll
16:01If it was me
16:02I think Nas would like me less
16:04Than he likes Phil
16:05If I did that
16:05After last night
16:06I think you'd do a little light murdering
16:08And he'd still like you more
16:09Than he likes Phil
16:16Nas, I owe you a massive apology
16:19Personally, not just professionally
16:20You've already said sorry
16:21Yes, but I didn't mean it
16:22Yeah, I could tell
16:25But I mean it now
16:27So if you could just please hear me out
16:28What's changed?
16:29Do I have something you need?
16:32Izzy showed me your acceptance speech
16:33Well, you could have heard it yourself
16:35If you hadn't stormed in and hijacked the moment
16:37I just wanted people to know that I was part of it
16:39Yeah, well, it was a rotten way to do it
16:41I've worked exceptionally hard in my career
16:43And will happily accept an award
16:44But I also know how to give credit where it's due
16:47I know, and I'm genuinely so sorry
16:49I derailed your night and I made it about me
16:51You know, Phil
16:52I probably should have expected it
16:54Well, like you said, I'm your friend
16:56No
16:57No
16:58You work in my department
16:59I'm your senior consultant
17:00And I'm telling you right now
17:01I never want to hear about this ever again
17:03Understood?
17:09Hey
17:10So
17:12I am officially signing up for fertility treatment
17:16That's awesome
17:16Yeah, and I've got some of the money sorted
17:18But
17:19I'm just going to have to do some shifting around
17:21I'm not sure where the rest of it's going to come from
17:23But the universe will provide, right?
17:26I'll figure it out
17:27Yeah
17:28Or
17:29You can wait
17:31For what?
17:32For the rest of my eggs to wither in a basket
17:33Hey, I made you something
17:36What's this?
17:36So this is a gym program
17:37And on this tab
17:39Just some nutrition stuff
17:41Are you serious?
17:42Yeah, I thought it might help
17:43I can support you
17:44Oh, so you want to support me to get skinny so I can have a baby?
17:48No, no
17:48Just to lower your BMI
17:49If money's tight, you want to get it right, don't you?
17:51Bro, there's no strong evidence that proves that BMI affects fertility treatment
17:55Yeah, but the clinic's guidelines
17:56Yeah, are outdated and discriminatory
18:01Sorry, I just want to help
18:03I'm really good at this stuff and I just thought that
18:05Bro, out of all of the things that you decide to support me on
18:07You choose weight loss
18:09Thanks, bro
18:13David is a member of the Lawrence Foundation
18:16Who are funding the treatment at the fertility clinic
18:19That's a conflict of interest
18:21Bingo
18:21Has he declared it?
18:23Not as far as I can find
18:24Well, why would he keep that secret?
18:26I don't know
18:27But something is off
18:29I think we should confront him together
18:31So we can't back out of it
18:33And we won't fail this time
18:35You mean I won't?
18:37Your words
18:40Let's hold off
18:41Chris, come on
18:43If he's covering up something relatively minor like this
18:46There's bound to be a whole lot more underneath
18:48We need to be smart
18:51Let's wait
18:52Keep an eye on him
18:53Which I'll actually stick to
18:54Point taken
18:57So you trust me now?
18:59Against my better judgement
19:02Maybe
19:03Well, it's not over yet
19:04But it's good to have you back on the team
19:12You can do it
19:14Ready?
19:16Why do you like that?
19:18Because I'm amazing
19:19You're psychotic
19:19You're psychotic
19:22Watch out
19:23I'm coming in
19:26Tactical
19:26I'm so stoked we've overcome mates
19:29Yeah
19:30Bully
19:31Me too
19:31This is the best flat
19:33I didn't even know that I needed this today
19:35Yeah?
19:37Yeah, of course
19:37I love you guys
19:38But our group's got rules, eh?
19:41We're not hooking up with each other
19:43Anymore
19:45All good with me?
19:46I like her
19:47She's cool
19:49Do you?
19:50Yes
19:51You're awesome
20:04Hey Lib
20:05How was your day?
20:06Great
20:07I made some money
20:08I helped make some babies
20:09Love that
20:10Hey
20:11So
20:11Taste this
20:13Tell me if it needs anything
20:15Mmm
20:16Wow, yeah, that's great
20:17And I'll just make us a cheeky little wine
20:19Um, I'm okay, thank you
20:20Can we sit down?
20:22I'll get that
20:29Hey
20:30Oh
20:30Hi
20:31Hi
20:33Apparently we have a pizza night
20:35Italian night
20:36Como estas?
20:39Hola
20:40Come in
20:45What's going on?
20:47A surprise
20:47It's couples night
20:50Oh
20:50It's just us
20:51Yeah
20:52I thought, you know
20:53Couples
20:53How cute
20:54Then we can chat more
20:57Okay
20:58Should I get you a wine water?
21:00I bought a 0%
21:02Sophia doesn't join Keeper
21:05Oh
21:06I thought Crane was a weird first name
21:10You know
21:10It's kind of like
21:11It sounds like Crone
21:12So
21:13Oh
21:14I should put on the pasta
21:21Why does everyone think the worst of me?
21:23Oh my god
21:24Please do not make this something that it's not
21:25I am now the hospital gutter rat for all eternity
21:29I'm never going to be forgiven
21:30If I'm not ruining the party, I'm their fair girl
21:33Yeah
21:34Yeah, twice over
21:35Maeve and Hubbell were both married when you slept with them
21:37Yep
21:37No, I know I was there, thank you
21:39Well
21:40If it does make you feel any better
21:44Actually, actually no
21:45I can't say that
21:47Well now you have to tell me
21:48No, like I actually shouldn't
21:51I'm never going to let this go
21:52God, you're only in this
21:53Okay
21:54But you have to swear
21:55You can't tell anyone, okay
21:57Philippa Grayson
21:57To your grave
22:00Izzy did the same thing
22:02Had enough there with this old executive
22:05What?
22:05Yeah
22:06Had her old work
22:07Oh my god
22:08And people still love her
22:11See, I'm not even asking for love
22:13Liked would be nice
22:14Not viscerally hated
22:15Yeah, that's what I'm saying
22:17Like, it'll pass
22:18If you move on
22:18Others will too
22:30Hello
22:32Late night drive-by?
22:36Yes, please
22:37I mean, I can go
22:38Oh, no, no, no, no
22:41No, come here
22:48I don't want to be alone
22:52I cannot
22:55Shut up
22:56I don't want to be alone
22:57I don't want to be alone
23:01I don't want to be alone
23:03I don't want to be alone
23:04I don't want to be alone
23:04I don't want to be alone
23:04You
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