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00:00Previously on Heated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world,
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander
00:09and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and a bunch of you all play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not going to tell anyone, because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are going to be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:27So, what's my name going to be?
00:29Dream.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:33from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:43Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in our way.
01:01You're in our way.
01:01You've gone through the suit that you couldn't stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:08Que los forever.
01:12Que los forever.
01:15Que los forever.
01:19Que los forever.
01:25Que los forever.
01:30Que los forever.
01:31Que los forever.
01:54Que los forever.
02:10Que los forever.
02:15Que los forever.
02:18Que los forever.
02:20Que los forever.
04:29I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:31I fucking mean what I mean.
04:33You're burning a fake Rosanoff oxide right now.
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston.
04:38You want to see?
04:39No, thanks.
04:40Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:42Yeah, maybe they'll be weird somewhere else.
04:45I'm not even that weird.
04:47Whatever you need, Captain.
04:49Hey, Hollander.
04:50Can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in late time?
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game, but it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the
05:05other team.
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Helio Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:12He had a hat trick last week, and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:15Want to know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:16No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:19Thanks, guys.
05:19Thanks, guys.
05:59Thanks, guys.
06:47Thanks, guys.
06:56Wow, this Montreal girl works you up, really.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Ross.
07:02Uh, no.
07:03Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:21You will murder me.
07:23Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game.
07:39You're such a fucking ass.
07:41Oh, you missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking didn't.
07:45And I still beat your ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:53Oh, nice place.
07:55Thanks.
07:57Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one.
08:02Right next door?
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:13You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:32In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:42Have I hired someone?
08:45A designer?
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49He's such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you'll like it.
08:55I'm going to smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00And you shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:12No, you come here.
09:21No, you come here.
09:23You stay want?
09:24No.
09:40You stay want.
09:45Wow, wow, you think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
10:16Please don't go.
10:23Please don't go.
10:28Oh, my God.
10:36He's okay.
10:55Oh, shit, Moses.
10:59Thank you, okay?
11:09It's you, it's you, it's me, it's you, it's you, it's you.
11:28It's you, it's you, it's you.
11:55Oh God.
11:56Oh God.
11:57Oh God.
11:58Oh God.
12:08Oh God.
12:11Oh God.
12:22Now the bed's all dirty.
12:25What?
12:27Shut up.
12:32I will show it now, okay?
12:57You killed me, Lunder.
12:59I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:08Worth the wait.
13:09It's you, it's you, it's you.
13:24I should go.
13:32So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:44Yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:47They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is starting to wake up at 4am to watch every
13:51game.
13:55I bet, uh, your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched.
14:06I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what?
14:09Ron's medal?
14:11You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:19Don't fuck yourself or else not.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:37Bye.
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games, and there's already
14:54a contender for top story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:57What an embarrassing and too promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rozenov,
15:07chosen as his country's captain.
15:36All in there, what's up, motherfucker?
15:39Boys.
15:40Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Vonnie.
15:42Be nice, dude.
15:43I fucking lost to Latvia.
15:44I mean, did you see that game?
15:45Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:47A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56Seriously, this year, baby, we're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:58You look great in silver, Vonnie.
16:00Don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes.
16:07Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:09Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Yeah.
16:11He's probably right.
16:12The good news is, we're not gonna be here alone.
16:14All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating here.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:17We're trying together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for them.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:29Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, I'm fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:36Hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Fuck yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just gonna find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:46I'm not here.
17:47No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here.
17:51I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:52Fine.
17:54Go sit down.
17:58We hit.
17:59We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Holander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:11Please.
18:12Go.
18:14You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:19Now you go.
18:22Fine.
18:24Fuck.
18:24No, no, no.
18:38No, no.
18:41No, no.
18:45No, no.
18:49No, no.
19:01No, no.
19:07No, no.
19:07No, no.
19:08No, no.
19:12No.
19:12No, no.
19:13No, no, no.
19:14No, no.
19:15No, no, no.
19:16No, no, no, no.
19:18What did you show in childhood?
19:20I'm playing now better than when I am.
19:23Our team is damaged, the team is played.
19:26Played?
19:27What is this American absurd?
19:29What is it played?
19:31You, captain, you make them played.
19:34You always find someone who is guilty from childhood.
19:42Who is it to you?
19:46Your mother?
19:48She can't do this.
19:52No, father.
19:57Mom died.
20:00Do you remember me?
20:03I was in your case.
20:06Where's Polina?
20:09In Moscow?
20:12Of course.
20:13Of course.
20:17Нам нужно идти.
20:20На голове вечера.
20:23Чтобы я мог встретиться с министром.
20:28Да.
20:30Готов?
20:31Пошли.
20:34Конечно, вратарь всегда самокрай.
20:36И все всегда убирается в мультаре.
20:38А в Газелевичном?
20:39Ну что с ним вообще?
20:40Не, ну он не был в форме, но...
20:42Хочешь, пусть дом остается.
20:44Ему надо отдыхать.
20:46Еще призыв всех на Америке.
20:48Надо зарабатывать все дороже, хорош.
20:50Слишком хорош.
20:52Ужасно, да?
20:53Ужасно.
20:54Но это проблема с лидерством.
20:56Это всегда проблема.
20:58Лидерство.
20:59А мы слишком всему верим, а...
21:02Слишком верим.
21:03А вас?
21:05Наверное, слишком много разговоров.
21:07Ты ж мой ангел.
21:09Ты тоже иногда слишком много разговариваешь.
21:11Особенно, когда дело касается хоккея.
21:14Только когда мы выигрываем, папа.
21:16Я веду Лью в бар.
21:18Ему явно нужно еще один мокал.
21:21Ты смотри, как она его за собой.
21:24С самого детства.
21:26Спасибо.
21:27Я ангел.
21:28Было бы здорово, если бы ты это запомнил.
21:31Я хочу выпить.
21:32У меня было бы я что-то поинтереснее.
21:52Давненько, а я...
21:58Давненько, Саша.
22:04Я думаю, ты неплохо играл.
22:07Я бы сказал спасибо, но я знаю, что ты не смотрел ни одной игры.
22:10Для того, кто всю жизнь был сыном тренера по хоккею, ты умудрился этого избежать.
22:16Я иногда обращаю внимание.
22:19Когда есть на что стоит обращать внимание.
22:22В любом случае, это не имеет значения для тебя.
22:26Не имеет?
22:27Почему ты так решила?
22:28Мой отец...
22:30Сволочь.
22:30Который в любом случае тебя накажет.
22:32Тебе надо перестать волноваться о том, что он думает.
22:36И плевать на эти дурацкие игры, когда у тебя есть реальный шанс на кубок в этом году.
22:42Правда?
22:42Да. Правда.
22:44Хантер и адмирали не пройдут через Нью-Джерси.
22:46Но Нью-Джерси не пройдет через Холландера и Монреаль.
22:50Я думаю, что в этом году ты сможешь победить Монреаль.
22:53В этом году?
22:54Да. В этом году.
22:55Потому что я думаю, что Митко травмирован.
23:00Откуда ты все это знаешь?
23:02Она экстрасенс.
23:04А с травмированным братарем далеко не уедешь.
23:07Как вы тут с командой довольно неплохо показали.
23:11Туши.
23:12Это Восток. А потом ты сможешь победить…
23:15Ты сможешь победить кого угодно на Западе.
23:18На Чикаго. Не то что раньше.
23:21В финале, скорее всего, окажется Сан-Франциско.
23:24И они хороши, но слишком молоды.
23:28Так ты и выиграешь кубок Сенни на год раньше, чем я поспорила с отцом.
23:36Нет, спасибо. Мне пора спать.
23:38Мне завтра нужно идеально выглядеть.
23:41Ты всегда идеально выглядишь.
23:43Верно. Но вам нужно еще договориться.
23:48Увидимся в воскресенье.
23:50Пока, папа.
23:56Ну что?
24:00Как приезд, Саша?
24:03Вау.
24:05Там классно.
24:06Я просто обожаю это место.
24:10Клубы?
24:11Это мал башки.
24:13Девушки.
24:15Просто прелесть.
24:17А мальчики?
24:20Ну, ты же видел французских парней.
24:25Да, Илья?
24:31Да.
24:33Боже.
24:34Вообще ничего.
24:37Ты не уходишь, как они.
24:41Не шутишь.
24:43Не флортуешь в ответе.
24:48Здесь.
24:50Раньше.
24:51Тебе было веселее.
24:57Помнишь.
25:08Здесь?
25:10Серьезно?
25:12Опасность раньше возбуждала тебя.
25:16Если память меня не изменяет.
25:21Мы уже не дети, Саша.
25:25Да.
25:28Это точно.
25:33Прекрати.
25:35Ладно. Поехали куда-нибудь.
25:39Нет.
25:50Ладно. Я найду вечеринку.
25:55Окей.
26:03Погаил я.
26:06Был рад тебя видит.
26:31I don't know, my mom told me to get by.
26:33Oh, my God.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:39Okay, playoffs are over.
26:40You cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule.
26:42You just made that up.
26:43Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander.
26:46You can barely even grow one.
26:48No, no, fuck you, Swedish in bread.
26:50Fuck you, AJ.
26:51Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:52Stop.
26:53Boys, it's starting.
26:57Turn it up.
26:57It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside.
27:00As we speak, you know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
27:03Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:07A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:16Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday.
27:29That was before.
27:31Now, I only need one thing.
27:36I need to win.
27:39Here, at home, tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there, but I want to
27:47hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:57I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:12This is our fucking cup.
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco.
28:23We'll fuck you.
28:28I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34What?
28:35You ate Rosenhoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But he's very good at hockey.
28:40The best, probably.
28:41Eh, nah.
28:42You're the fucking best, All-Ander.
28:44Yeah.
28:45Not that animal shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:49Well, that is that.
28:50The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year from Julia Rosenhoff.
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in block shots.
29:02He's in shots against.
29:03Obviously, the team's in the playoffs.
29:07Catch it down, LeBron!
29:30I'm literally hungry as fuck.
29:37Well, nice watch.
29:38Can I give this year for free or what?
29:40Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:41Five seconds.
29:42Eh, 25 seconds.
29:43Or even doing.
29:45And now, presenting the Ward's talent award.
29:49I was busy.
29:50That was who?
29:51Ilya Rosenhoff and Shane Hawke.
29:59But the most important thing is the friends we make along the way.
30:06Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on.
30:13When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:15Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:24Great.
30:25Give me your number.
30:25I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:29And the Lord's talent award for most sportsmanlike player goes to...
31:02I'll text them to you.
31:16Well...
31:18What?
31:19What the fuck do you want, Rosenhoff?
31:22You haven't answered a text from me in, like, six months.
31:26You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us and then it's for some fucking
31:30clown show.
31:32So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick.
31:43Oh, fuck you.
31:43You are unbelievable.
31:45You suck my dick.
32:00Maybe it's nice, Lee.
32:08Huh?
32:09Huh?
32:09Please.
32:14If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick, you will
32:19have to ask nicer than that.
32:24Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:31Please.
32:44No.
32:48What?
32:50No.
32:53We will go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show, and then go to boring party
32:59after.
33:01And then, when you have been waiting all night, you'll come back to my hotel room, and I will maybe,
33:09maybe, do more than just suck your dick.
33:15When did your English get so good?
33:19I, uh, I read the New Yorker now.
33:22Really?
33:23No.
33:24The New Yorker is boring.
33:28My dad loves it.
33:31Ah.
33:32So being boring is, is genetic.
33:35Wow.
33:36Genetic.
33:42Let's make a deal.
33:44If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:52And if you win?
34:11Good luck coming.
34:13Good luck coming.
34:25Good luck coming, everybody.
34:26So you're going to be able to go to the floor, so like they're going to be on their part.
34:29I'm going to get a position out of here, okay?
34:32You're on a lineup, come on.
34:34Especially since you're in the last place...
34:36Oh yeah, you're on the planet, you're on the next one.
34:38So you're on the planet, you're on the planet, you can see.
34:38Yeah.
34:58Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:17I love you.
35:23Let's get świ-be a little while.
35:39You're so scared.
35:50What?
35:53Just a lot of windows.
36:16Good.
36:17Now get on the bed.
36:26This is a good hotel.
36:28Really nice vodka.
36:30It's hard to find in America.
36:32Okay.
36:36Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:38Show off for me. I want to watch you.
36:40You what?
36:41It's my special day, Hollander. I want to watch.
36:45I've never...
36:46No shit.
36:47Fuck you.
36:49Give me some vodka at least.
36:50No, no, no. Vodka is for after. It's your reward.
37:29Do you want to know how it feels?
37:32How it feels?
37:34Holding the cup.
37:36Holding the cup.
37:37You fucking asshole.
37:38I can barely describe it. Oh my God, Hollander.
37:54Fuck.
38:04Are you gonna fuck me?
38:05We will see.
38:10I need...
38:13What?
38:14You know.
38:16Tell me.
38:19You.
38:25I need you.
38:28I need you.
38:30I need you.
39:42We'll be right back soon?
39:44Back.
39:45To Russia for the summit?
39:49Oh, yes.
39:59What do you mean, why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to.
40:06It's...
40:08It's home.
40:10Yeah, but...
40:12I don't know, is it safe?
40:16What do you mean, safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:21Do you even like it there?
40:30What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:40I need to sleep.
40:43Oh.
40:45Yeah, me too.
40:46I do, I shouldn't.
40:56So, uh, I'm off.
40:59Goodbye Hollander.
41:01Goodbye Hollander.
41:08Good day.
41:14Maybe.
41:30Maybe.
41:32Let's go.
42:02Let's go.
42:32Let's go.
43:02Let's go.
43:32Let's go.
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