00:13finally from here in london under the heading is nobody safe anymore a royal ruckus has started
00:19over the man who had an audience with queen elizabeth uninvited and unannounced in the queen's
00:24bedroom in the middle of the night the man had cut himself on a broken window and left blood
00:29stains on the queen's bed yesterday's intruder was able to get through an elaborate system of
00:35electronic alarms as well as past palace guards and police the man was identified as 30 year old
00:41michael fagan a police investigation indicates that fagan climbed over a fence into the 51 acre
00:46palace grounds during the night he then reported he climbed a drain pipe and entered the royal
00:50quarters through a window and made his way to the queen's private bedroom on the first floor
00:55for 10 minutes he sat talking six feet away from the queen then he asked her for a cigarette
01:01according to his mother he spoke of a girlfriend called elizabeth living in sw1 the incident has
01:07shocked britain and resulted in a scotland yard investigation of royal security mrs thatcher made
01:13an urgent return to the house of commons today ahead of a statement from the home secretary the house
01:18will admire the calm way in which her majesty responded to what occurred the queen has carried
01:24on performing her duties seemingly unperturbed despite the unprecedented and severe level of
01:30threat that the intruder posed the incident left royal commentators asking two questions
01:37how on earth did he get in and what did they talk about
01:43you
02:11so
02:17does he stop?
02:23it
02:35the
03:00Mrs. Thatcher says her government has a coherent political agenda for many years ahead.
03:06To complete the transformation of Britain.
03:09I'm saying the background, where you come from, doesn't matter, because if you can prove yourself to be a value
03:16to the economy, if you can contribute, if you can increase your own prosperity for the good of others...
03:23Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off.
03:26Oh, yes. It's all great jobs. The successful people. The people who can show they are determined to get ahead.
03:34I am the Prime Minister.
03:38The Prime Minister is getting involved.
03:40It's been a great place to buy out of the city.
03:43It's been a great place to buy out of the city.
03:44And our business is coming.
03:46It's been a great place to buy out of the city.
03:47More travel and news after this.
04:14It's been a great place to buy out of the city.
04:18My hands are too much, it's been too unkind
04:21I try to laugh about it, cover it all up with lies
04:27I try to laugh about it, hiding my tears in my eyes
04:32Cause boys, don't cry
04:40Boys, don't cry
04:42Earlier today, the sinking of the Argentine cruiser, the General Belgrano
04:46And the initial reports of the possible 1,000 casualties
04:50No one's a distinct wavering of the graph of international law
04:53Next
04:57Me again
04:58Name
04:58Michael Fagor
05:00Any work in the past two weeks?
05:02Every fortnight I come in here and every fortnight you ask me the same question
05:07Any work in the past two weeks?
05:09I chaired the Olympic Committee
05:11Then I did a few days as Secretary General of the United Nations
05:18Next
05:18Next
05:18Donald Belgrano, Bruston, past this
05:21You had any work in the last two weeks?
05:22How far have they come above you have to jump these British men?
05:27Yeah, have you got the floor?
05:29No, I did
05:29No, I did
05:30No, I did
05:30No, I did
05:33No, I did
05:34No, I did
05:34No, I did
05:34No, I did
05:35No, I did
05:36No, I did
05:39No, I did
05:43No, I can't
05:43No, I missed
05:46No, I'll take it
06:07Catch you later
06:11All right, then, lads, let's get on with this.
06:13As soon as we finish, as soon as we're not up.
06:15All right, mate.
06:1628, babe.
06:1728, babe.
06:2028, babe.
06:23Come over my life.
06:41Come on, let's get breakfast.
06:47Come on, let's get breakfast.
06:48Come on.
06:49Come on.
06:56Michael's here.
06:57Where?
06:59Stay here.
07:07What are you doing?
07:08I told you never to come here.
07:10I need to talk to you about the flat.
07:12Well, not tonight, Michael.
07:15How are the kids?
07:16They're fine.
07:17They'll go.
07:23Who's that this way?
07:23Don't be rude.
07:24Who is it?
07:25Someone who works for a living and looks after your kids.
07:28Now go.
07:29He's a fucking twat.
07:30You're a fucking twat.
07:31Michael, I mean it.
07:32Don't start tonight.
07:32Do you want some?
07:33Maybe I do.
07:34Maybe you're not worth it.
07:36Well, maybe you haven't got any balls.
07:38Don't start tonight.
07:38No, go.
07:39Shut up.
07:39Fucking balls.
07:41I've got balls.
07:42Let me tell you something else.
07:43She, she knows all about my balls.
07:45Right, that's enough out of you, all right?
07:47Don't start, Michael.
07:49Fucking do it.
07:49Fucking do it.
07:50Fucking do it.
07:53Fucking do it.
07:54Fucking do it.
07:55Fucking do it.
07:56Fucking do it.
07:56Fucking do it.
07:57Fucking do it.
07:58You're fucking kidding.
08:00You're fucking kidding.
08:01Stop it!
08:02Stop it!
08:05Stop it!
08:17Stop it!
08:36I am very happy to say that after the recapture of South Georgia last week,
08:44our forces have now escalated operations.
08:47An RAF Vulcan and accompanying support plane have successfully carried out bombing raids near the capital.
08:55Any casualties?
08:56None.
08:56Enemy forces attempted to mount a counterattack, but one Argentine Canberra and one Mirage were successfully shot down by our
09:05Harriers.
09:06I think we can confidently say the tide has turned, and the recapture of the Falkland Islands is within reach.
09:20The Prime Minister came to see me today.
09:22I hope you rolled out the red carpet.
09:24Why would I do that?
09:24Everyone was against us going to the Falklands, but she believed we could pull it off, and now victory is
09:29within sight.
09:31Her victory.
09:32And she's finally doing what we've been waiting years for someone to do.
09:36Which is?
09:36Lead this country firmly and decisively after years of incompetence and mismanagement.
09:45She brought up the subject of palace security again, which infuriated me.
09:49Why?
09:50Do you want our walls to be built even higher, or the public to stand ten feet further back at
09:54engagements?
09:57I take great pleasure in meeting members of the public, and I've learnt so much from them.
10:02You remember the lesson Lord Aldrin taught us.
10:05Twenty-five years ago, we were given the advice to be more transparent, accessible, to lower the drawbridge.
10:12It doesn't feel right to be pulling it up again.
10:22Right.
10:24Gloves on.
10:25We've identified and prepared a few suitable members of the general public for you to meet.
10:30Mm-hmm.
10:30But no questions, no actual conversation.
10:33No, ma'am.
10:34Right.
10:34Let's get this over with.
10:50What do you do?
10:52Oh, say something.
10:53Whatever.
10:55Thank you for the issue to see you today.
10:58Leave me in.
11:00That's the representative.
11:01Vice president of the U.S. Institute.
11:04Do you still find time to beat gigs?
11:06Yes.
11:14I was brought up by a Victorian grandmother.
11:17We were taught to work jolly hard.
11:19You were taught to improve yourself.
11:21You were taught self-reliance.
11:24You were taught to live within your income.
11:26You were taught that cleanliness was next to God's house.
11:29Megan.
11:30Name.
11:31Uh, bombed.
11:32James bombed.
11:33Any work in the past two weeks?
11:35International espionage agent.
11:37You know, intelligence work.
11:38Counterintelligence.
11:40Assassination.
11:44Twat.
11:45I've got a question for you.
11:47Who's your boss?
11:48I want to make a complaint.
11:49If you feel you've been treated unfairly, please speak to your Member of Parliament.
11:53Who can refer you to the Parliamentary Ombudsman.
11:56Oh, you know you're the fucking swat.
12:03Oh, you know you're the fucking swat.
12:06While your process with the rest of the economy works its way through them, one of the consequences
12:12appears to be very high unemployment, unemployment which is rising.
12:16Now, it's, can I put it this way, it's like a nurse looking after an ill patient.
12:22Which is the better nurse?
12:23The one who smothers the patient with sympathy.
12:27Never mind, dear.
12:28There, there.
12:28You just lie back.
12:30I'll bring you all your meals.
12:31I'll bring you papers.
12:33There, there.
12:33You just lie back.
12:34I'll look after you.
12:36Or the nurse who says, now, come on.
12:39I'll just shake out of it.
12:40I know you had an operation yesterday.
12:42It's time you put your feet to the ground and took a few steps.
12:44That's right, dear.
12:45That's right.
12:46Now, get back and take a few more tomorrow.
12:49Which do you think is the better nurse?
12:51Well, I know which sounds more like you, Mrs.
13:16How can I help?
13:18Mr. Fagan.
13:20I wanted to talk to someone about the system.
13:23Which system?
13:24This system, Britain.
13:27What is it about the system that bothers you?
13:30Um, it's unfair.
13:32And a disgrace.
13:34It says here you're currently unemployed.
13:36What do you do normally?
13:39I'm a painter decorator.
13:40But there's not a lot of work around recently.
13:43Perhaps because instead of investing in new homes which I could then paint and decorate,
13:49Devil Woman here is spending it all on a completely unnecessary war.
13:53Well, I have to tell you that I fully support the war.
13:56Do you know what it costs?
13:57I know precisely.
13:59The government has published the figures.
14:00Why would you spend over three billion pounds on a war against total strangers rather than looking after your own
14:09family?
14:10Because the invasion of the Falkland Islands was an illegal act by a foreign power.
14:14Because General Galtieri is a criminal and a fascist.
14:18And because the Falkland Islanders are British subjects living on British sovereign territory.
14:24But thank you for your observations, which I will note.
14:28No, you won't.
14:29Yes, I will.
14:30No, you won't.
14:38Noted, Mr. Fagan.
14:40Do you really need to have a picture of her in here?
14:43It's like being in Turkey or Iraq.
14:45She's my boss.
14:46I'm your boss.
14:47I'm a constituent.
14:48Did you vote for me?
14:49You must be joking.
14:51I hope you'll forgive me if I don't think of you as my boss.
14:53Margaret Thatcher is the leader of the Conservative Party to which I belong.
14:57And so I think of her as my boss.
15:00You fancy her?
15:01What?
15:02I have dirty thoughts.
15:02I bet you do.
15:03I'm afraid that's all we have time for.
15:06I haven't finished.
15:09If you still wish to register your protest, I suggest you do so via the ballot box or peacefully in
15:14the street,
15:14as is your right in a civilized democracy.
15:17But if I want to talk to someone about her, who do I speak to?
15:21The leader of the opposition, he has the opportunity to put questions to her in the House of Commons twice
15:26a week.
15:26Failing that, the Queen, she has a private audience with the Prime Minister every Tuesday.
15:32Why don't you drop in at Buckingham Palace to ask her?
15:39Guard!
15:40By the left!
15:42Quick!
15:43March!
16:01Her Majesty, the Queen here, taking the royal salute.
16:04The key moment in this, the Queen's annual birthday parade.
16:15As members of the Household Division troop their colour, those watching at home, as well as some lucky members of
16:20the public invited to attend,
16:22come together as one nation in celebration of this joyous event.
16:39Application for single payment to cover home improvements.
16:42Yep.
16:43Can you give me a little more information?
16:46Er, OK, my wife has left me.
16:49All right.
16:50I went to see social services to mediate, because I want my kids to spend time with me.
16:55All right.
16:57But they've seen the flat and said it needs improving.
17:01There's water damage.
17:02I want to fix it.
17:04You're not the primary tenant.
17:07My wife's the primary tenant, but she's left.
17:09I just explained.
17:12You'd have to be the primary tenant at that address before we could even consider paying for the damages.
17:16Have you tried talking to the council?
17:19No.
17:20They told me to speak to you.
17:22Look, if this doesn't get sorted, I don't get to see my kids.
17:28You're going to have to take that out of the council.
17:30You're going to have to take that out of the council.
18:27You're going to have to take that out of the council.
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