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Storage Wars - Season 17 - Episode 10: Like Dollars For Chocolate
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00:02Got my jugs out!
00:04You got some sweet jugs here, babe.
00:06Well, one's sweet and the other's unsweet.
00:08Nothing excites buyers like some big old jugs.
00:11Hello!
00:12Of iced tea!
00:13A hydrated buyer is a motivated buyer, babe.
00:17And I'm going to keep everybody happy, hydrated, and motivated to buy.
00:22Motivates me.
00:26When storage units are abandoned...
00:28Go, look at this one!
00:30...the treasures within...
00:34...are put up for auction.
00:36I think I scored on this.
00:36Throw it to me!
00:38400.
00:39Woo!
00:40Ha, ha, ha!
00:40Not in all this town.
00:42M-O-N-E-B-O!
00:43Are you ready?
00:44Yeah!
00:47Banning, California.
00:49Here Ivy Calvin come.
00:51And I ain't saving the day.
00:52I'm just stealing the day.
00:54Every unit, all the units, the best unit.
00:56Hide your jewelry.
00:57Lock your safes.
00:58They're going to think it's an inside job.
01:00Like I just know what's in the unit before the door opens.
01:03I got that ESP.
01:05Extra special powers.
01:07No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:09I'm not even there yet.
01:10And I can see totes, chairs, lots of tools.
01:15Those buyers don't even stand a chance.
01:17Whoo!
01:18They're going to think I'm cheating.
01:19Ha, ha, ha!
01:23I am headed out to Banning, California today.
01:27It is really far away.
01:30It's really hot.
01:31It's going to be a really long day.
01:32But, I'm going to be positive.
01:35Because, if I'm negative, I'm going to have negative things happen.
01:39Today's going to be fantastic.
01:41It's going to be great.
01:42It's a positive.
01:43So, positive Pasanti today.
01:46I'm positive that my positive attitude is going to get me a great locker.
01:50So, you negative Nancys can kick rocks.
01:54Everything's going to be great.
01:59Oh, Banning, gas is back.
02:03Can't do it.
02:05Banning, you're in trouble, boy.
02:08Last time you pulled the bamboozled on me, you know, it was raining, cold.
02:13Mother's nature is working her magic.
02:15The damn units.
02:17I paid some money for that unit.
02:18Wasn't nothing in there, bruh.
02:20Empty file cabinet.
02:22Empty.
02:23So, guess what?
02:24Kenny coming to get some revenge.
02:26There'll be no empty lockers today, Banning.
02:29I'm coming for the good stuff.
02:36You know, today, I think I'm going to try a different strategy.
02:39I'm going to try to, like, stealthily do some strategic eavesdrop.
02:45I'm kind of, like, cozy up to my fellow buyers.
02:49Maybe I can get some good free advice from them without them knowing it.
02:53Today, the name of the game is slide box.
02:56Those other buyers, they won't even notice that I'm here.
02:59See?
03:00Because, you know, that's what I'm known for, subtlety.
03:04Oh, the gang's all here.
03:05Look at that.
03:08Would you like some tea, my darling?
03:10I know you like unsweet.
03:11I'll take a little one.
03:12Well, I mean, I'm either way.
03:13But I'll do this.
03:15Just to lighten your load, I'll take some of yours.
03:17Yeah.
03:18So I said to him in the car, you haven't even noticed I have my jugs out.
03:23That's a good one.
03:24And he looked at me and I go, imagine having to carry these around all day.
03:27Come on, now.
03:28Ivy, what do you think this is?
03:31Moonshine.
03:33Would you like some sweet moonshine or unsweetened moonshine?
03:37Oh, I like it sweet.
03:39Okay.
03:39Pour some sugar on Ivy, baby.
03:41Oh, look at you!
03:43Now, that looks like a tea drinker.
03:44Hi!
03:45What'd you keep?
03:46Today, I'm keeping our buyers happy and hydrated.
03:48Oh, that's lovely.
03:50And are you a tea drinker?
03:51Oh, I love a tea.
03:52Yes, girl.
03:52I'm from Texas.
03:53Am I drinking tea right?
03:54Or is it supposed to be like this?
03:56That's it.
03:57You got it.
03:58Sorry, love!
03:59Hey, grab a cup.
04:01We're at a big hydrating thing today.
04:03Oh, she showed up with the hooch?
04:06Yeah.
04:06Tell me when, honey.
04:08Oh, I'm good.
04:09I'd like to make a toast.
04:10Yeah, all right.
04:11Okay.
04:12Champagne for my real friends, and real pain for my sham friends.
04:17Wow!
04:19Down we go!
04:21Do you guys feel a little tipsy?
04:23I mean, a little...
04:24I kind of do.
04:24I do!
04:25Are we hammered right now?
04:27I don't know.
04:28What's doing?
04:29What else is in this?
04:30Moonshine.
04:31Well, thanks for the hooch.
04:32You're welcome.
04:33For legal purposes, I've been asked to read the following statement.
04:36I did not spike the iced tea.
04:40Welcome to the auction.
04:41We're down in Lord Austin.
04:42And before you go through the stage, you need to know the rules.
04:44You're going to go to the unit, remove the lock, open the door,
04:46and give you five minutes to take a look around.
04:48You can't go inside.
04:49You can't open any boxes.
04:50And who's ever got the most money in their pocket can own it today.
04:52Are you ready?
04:53Yeah!
04:56Let's go, folks!
04:57Go, go, go!
04:57Go, go, go!
04:58Round we go!
05:00All right, folks!
05:01Our first two units this way, everyone!
05:08Ooh!
05:09Good stuff in that locker.
05:10Good stuff?
05:11Mm-hmm.
05:12Okay.
05:12All right.
05:14I can see it.
05:15Your mind's eye, your third eye.
05:17Uh-uh.
05:19All right, folks!
05:2010 by 15!
05:22Get a good look.
05:23Do not go inside.
05:27Well, I like what I see so far.
05:28Engine hoist, dolly, levels.
05:31Ooh!
05:32Fishing some spider wire, which I like the most out of everything in here.
05:34Oh, yeah!
05:36Dang it.
05:37I got to keep my big mouth shut.
05:39This is a man's man unit.
05:41Wow.
05:42Wow.
05:42Ain't that something?
05:43When I look at power tools and things like that, I know I get excited.
05:47You do?
05:48Yeah.
05:48I mean, when a man uses a power tool, I like it even better.
05:52That's my problem, because I don't know how to use them.
05:54Oh, really?
05:55No.
05:55All I know I do is hit a hammer.
05:56Well, Danny could teach you.
05:58Oh, yeah?
05:58Oh, yeah.
05:59Oh, yeah.
05:59That's how he got me.
06:01Yeah, they got a lot of garage tools right here, bro.
06:04I know this is going to go high.
06:06It's neat.
06:07They got an American flag back there.
06:08This is a good unit.
06:10They even got the Captain American shield over there.
06:12I could probably use that to knock off some of these runner-up bids
06:16that they'll be trying to run you up on.
06:18This looks lovely.
06:20It's not necessarily anything that I need, but tools are always very sellable and easily
06:27sellable, because everybody needs them.
06:31It's probably going to go for a lot, but I will take a stab at it.
06:38Okay, well, I think I'm actually agreeing with what Brandy said.
06:44It's clean, but it's tool heavy.
06:47At least it's labeled.
06:49Wow.
06:50All right.
06:50I didn't learn anything new, but it validated what I already believe in my core.
06:55You can fix anything in the world with this, even your turlet.
06:59Oh.
06:59My gear what?
07:00Even your turlet.
07:01Oh!
07:02They got to plunge them.
07:04Wow.
07:06I got a little weekend warrior unit for you.
07:08If you're ready to go, I'm ready to go.
07:09Here we go.
07:10You go on to be a fix-it dad like me.
07:12Buy one of these.
07:12Here we go.
07:13Number 20, would you please put it in the bay?
07:14I could be five, one of the five hundred, five, one of the two hundred.
07:16Now three.
07:17I could do the three, one of the three, three, one of the three hundred, four, four, five,
07:20five, one of the five hundred.
07:21I got four hundred, now five.
07:22Four there.
07:23Five where?
07:23Five now.
07:24go on one.
07:25I got four four four, four and a half one of the five, five, five and a half, six
07:28hundred, six and a half.
07:29I got six and a half one of the seven, I got 700, seven and a half there, 800 now,
07:33but
07:33we were full.
07:34Seven hundred!
07:35All that way!
07:35What about these 800, eight hundred eight,ifty, nine...
07:37You manifested that.
07:38I didn't touch it.
07:39Yeah you did, you did.
07:40You said, this one's going to go for a lot,
07:41I heard you.
07:42It's your fault.
07:44Nine.
07:44One of the nine, nine.
07:45One of the nine, one of the nine, for nine and a half of the nine fifty now.
07:48Nine hundred, nine fifty, eight hundred and a half of the nine, fifteen now one,
07:50$1,000 bucks a pound there, $1,050 now.
07:53I got $1,050, $11, $11,000, $11,100, $11,500, $11,500, $11,500, $11,500, $11,500, $11
07:58,500, $11,500, $11,500.
07:58$12,000! $12,500, $12,500, $13,500, $13,500, $13,500.
08:03You're $13,000, $13,500, $13,500, $13,500 going once.
08:06$13,500 going twice.
08:07And that's a final call, $13,500.
08:08$13,500 with that.
08:09Woohoo!
08:10All right.
08:11$15,000!
08:12You guys are driving!
08:13According to my ESP, I see myself checking out this locker right now.
08:19this is money already all good-looking tools hammers cutters level name brand
08:28stuff $200 bucket dolly 30 bucks all righty all righty all righty
08:35be good be great I'll take you out on a date ah yes I won't oh helps if you're
08:44smarter than the box you're opening there we go all brand new $50 worth I have no idea what that
08:53was I think it's like a portable cone it's what the teacher make you put on your head when you're
08:58bad the old days put that on your head stand in the corner five bucks come out come out wherever
09:05you are everything in great condition look at that it's a little dust easy $50 oh this one got a
09:13little more weight what we got all right all these tools 175 counting the case they came with
09:26sawzall looks to be in great condition 50 bucks $35 bottom and top but I'll use it for a table
09:32all right we got a heavy one here look at these nice bags wow nice nice nice nice nice nice
09:41nice
09:42these guys here have went up in price so much over the years you go to somewhere to buy one
09:46of these
09:47it'll cost you $19 just for that little dude right there especially since it's metal whoa this is at
09:51least $250 bag all right nice little clamp boom these guys right here cost you so much those and those
10:00these are the expensive tools right here at least another $200 box let's do two at a time wow all
10:09craftsman
10:10screwdrivers this bag right here a hundred wow look at that another hundred dollar bag right here
10:17another Voyager bag wow that's beautiful a whole entire thing of sockets $200 bag maybe I really do
10:28got special powers pick a number one to ten okay is it eight no it's three oh kind of looks
10:35like an
10:35all right but the last bag that I see in here feels like hand tools yes it is it's got
10:40another $150 bag
10:42right here wow this pile right here has got all my money back now this is gravy
10:53well right here we have car jacks heavy light and medium 25 20 15 all right right here we have
11:01a engine
11:02holder put your engine right there screw it in engine right there and it just holds and you can
11:06work on and rebuild it right there this thing right here is a good hundred bucks oh cha-ching I
11:13bet
11:13they're all pneumatic tools all right wow nice little dewalt with a charger two batteries one two three four
11:21five six seven eight cases 250 bucks almost to the end oh we got some paint blowers AC fixer uppers
11:31another hundred fifty dollar tote right there all right one after this one what are you
11:37contractors kit another hundred dollar box and the last one of the day finished with a bang
11:43finished with a bang got a nice little jigsaw put that in there cut your name out right here another
11:48hundred dollar box what a great day in banning my day's not over yet let's hope my ESP sees another
11:55great locker now let me get back to the auction where the other tools are wow I love this room
12:09already mini fridge dolly cast iron wow all the things I love about a room are right up front wow
12:16look at that got some float wood right there make you something cool maybe a table got a treasure chest
12:20there a treasure chest there look at that lamp it's probably a $300 lamp back there everything's
12:25so neat everything's so nice you're gonna buy a room this is the room you buy yep yep pretty much
12:31everything Ivy said yep just what he said see a little couch there's dolls in here might be a
12:39couple of decent household items I can use for staging and some the dolls are quite the deterrent but
12:45it's clean so I'll I'll I'll stab it see if we can get it a slice toaster back there yeah
12:53the mirror
12:53right there mirrors mirrors on the walls who's gonna get this today Kenny here we're going up with somebody
12:59what are you gonna pay you saying what are you thinking how much 100 I got a hundred bucks one
13:02of a
13:02two-way one of a two-way one of a two-way one of a two-way one of a
13:03two-way one of a three-four four
13:05what order certainly get 556 now 500 600 600 700 800 700 800 750 where it's a bit I have
13:14there 800
13:29You go to one, 11 and a half, more, and twice.
13:31Last time to call, $1,150 a night.
13:33Woo-hoo!
13:34So this way, $1,100 on Blue Feather Brandy.
13:37Oh!
13:39$1,100 is a little more than I wanted to spend,
13:41but positive vibes only.
13:49All right, folks, 10 by 20.
13:5210 by 20.
13:58Yeah, this just is towed up from the neck up.
14:03I'm going to pass on this, sister.
14:05Oh, Lord.
14:06Okay, Lincoln Logs are cool,
14:09except they're all broken out of their bag.
14:11This thing's beat up.
14:13I'm going to let someone else have this one,
14:14and I'm going to move on to the next one
14:17because it's going to be so much better than this.
14:19I know it.
14:21Positive.
14:22Positive.
14:26Is she going to let me have the dirty one?
14:28I mean, I got to say,
14:30this looks like an epic amount of work.
14:33However, I do see a couple cool things,
14:36like this cart is kind of vintage.
14:38This is a cute little table.
14:40All of these things are giving me a feeling of some vintage.
14:46But, whoa, what a bunch of work.
14:48What do you think?
14:50Everything's old in here.
14:51Everything's vintage.
14:52Got some Kennedy boxes down there.
14:54Old school filing cabinets.
14:55Not a lot scares me, but that scares me.
14:58See that avalanche right there?
15:00Oh, yeah.
15:01Yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:01That I don't like.
15:02That I don't like.
15:03That locker's a mess.
15:05But then again, I've scored on ones that look way worse.
15:09All right.
15:10Let's do this.
15:10I can make it happen.
15:11I can, whatever you want.
15:12It's mid and dirty.
15:13I can make $500.
15:14I can make $500.
15:15I can make $500 for the Lincoln rent.
15:17How about $5?
15:18I'll take $5.
15:19I can make $10.
15:208 to 10.
15:20I can make $10.
15:21I can make $10.
15:21I can make $10.
15:22Right there.
15:22$10, $10.
15:23I can make $25.
15:24I can make $20.
15:25I can make $21.
15:25I can make $45.
15:26I can make $40.
15:2640, now 40, now 45, 45, 45, 45, 45, 45,
15:301,1 45, now 50 bucks, 15 now 60,
15:3216, 60, 70, 70, 80, 80 bucks, 80, anywhere, 80 there,
15:3690 now one, one and one with 100, 100 bucks there,
15:39100 and 1, 1 and 1 half, 1 to 2, 2, 2, 2, 2,
15:421 to 2, 2 and 1 half, one to 2, 2 and 1 half,
15:43and three, one to 3, 3, 3 and 1 halfway,
15:443 and a half, 400, 3 and a half,
15:46100, at least you're out.
15:474, 4 and 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1.
15:48I thought I was going to get it for five sales.
15:51It's almost the same.
15:52And 500.
15:53Oh, it's another 100.
15:54Sorry.
15:55Yeah, 500, 500, 5 1⁄2, 5 1⁄2, 550, 5 1⁄4, 5 1⁄2, 550, 5 75, 5 7, 500, 600, and
16:03600, and 600.
16:04That's it.
16:05You?
16:05Come on.
16:06600.
16:06Going to watch.
16:076 there.
16:086 1⁄2.
16:08Is it you, Ivy?
16:10675 now.
16:11I don't know who it is.
16:12700, 7 1⁄4, 7 25.
16:14Is it him?
16:15Is it you?
16:16I got 7 1⁄4, 7 1⁄4, 7 50, 7 50.
16:197 50.
16:20Is someone punking me?
16:23Is it him?
16:247 1⁄4, 7 1⁄5.
16:25Is it you?
16:25I got 7 50.
16:26Is someone punking me?
16:277 50.
16:28775.
16:29What a bit of an 8, 8, 8, 8, 8.
16:30Sir!
16:34800.
16:35800.
16:35800.
16:35800.
16:36Lisa, 800.
16:37Don't talk to him.
16:37800.
16:38Now I feel like a fool to pay me.
16:43Well, it's all up to you.
16:44Are you 800?
16:45800 going once.
16:46800, 800 going twice.
16:47775.
16:48All they know through all.
16:48800.
16:50825.
16:51I get 800.
16:52He says he's out.
16:53800, 825.
16:55You're about to own this.
16:564 twice less.
16:57Final call.
16:57Anybody else.
16:58What have I done?
16:59Take care of us.
17:01You got it.
17:02Peace out.
17:03If this locker's great, I'll have to thank Ivy.
17:06But if it's not, well, he just better watch out.
17:09Is that scary?
17:19Here we go!
17:21Whoa!
17:21Look at this one!
17:2310 by 25!
17:27Got some heavy pianos in them.
17:30You look like a nice unit there for nobody.
17:33You ain't gonna make no money.
17:36I like what I see.
17:38But I gotta make everybody think that it's a stinky locker
17:41so they wouldn't want it.
17:42And have some smart thinking right here.
17:46I don't know about this right here.
17:48It's gonna be like a lot of work!
17:52There's a lot of stuff in here.
17:54Whale .
17:55Uh-oh.
17:56Tiptoe bandit.
17:58This old desk is beautiful.
18:01It's just, you know, looks very heavy.
18:04It's gigantic.
18:05It's huge.
18:05It's gigantic.
18:06That's a big desk.
18:08It's a big desk.
18:09Big desk.
18:10Grandfather clock's also heavy.
18:12It's definitely.
18:13It's big furniture.
18:14And it's not new and not old enough.
18:16And it's stuff that I can't use.
18:18But it is beautiful.
18:20Once it's cleaned up, it's probably really nice.
18:22It's just probably not for me personally.
18:25But I hope whoever gets it loves it.
18:28That's positive, right?
18:30Ooh.
18:30Got some concrete work equipment right there.
18:32Oh, man.
18:33I hate roll top desk.
18:36500 pounds.
18:37Ooh.
18:38Look at that old teak wood statue right there.
18:41That's a sweep.
18:42What's that right there?
18:43Tick repellent?
18:44Is that what that is?
18:45You can't ever have too much of that.
18:46I don't like this room already.
18:49Repellent.
18:49Not a tractor.
18:52God.
18:53This looks like a great locker.
18:54I don't need any other buyers to tell me that this is a good locker.
18:58They got nothing but a piano in there.
19:00Like three pianos.
19:01Y'all don't want to move that .
19:04It's huge.
19:06It would be days of work, but we'll see what it goes for.
19:10I'm curious.
19:11Do you know what that is?
19:12That's a glass casket.
19:14And they put the head at this.
19:15Very rare.
19:16Mm-hmm.
19:17Very rare.
19:17So that the worms can see you, but they can't get to you.
19:22Throw it over at $5.
19:23Get out of here.
19:24All right.
19:25We got a nice little glass casket unit in it.
19:27If you're ready to go, I'm ready to go.
19:28And here we go number 20.
19:29And what's your pleasure on this one?
19:31A hundred there.
19:32What about two?
19:32What about two?
19:33What about two?
19:33Two, two, three, three, four.
19:37I got boarded here.
19:39Five underwear.
19:39Four hundred down.
19:40You're용.
19:40Five, four, four.
19:40You've got five?
19:41Five hundred up a five hundred.
19:44Five and a half.
19:44Five and a half.6
19:47benefit It's
19:497707 half-7 a half There.
20:05санскな
20:05Your money ain't welcome here, boys.
20:07You're at $900.
20:08I'm going twice.
20:09Last of the better call at $99.
20:10That's a .
20:11Thank you, folks.
20:12You got a $900.
20:13Big bucks.
20:14You need your $900.
20:16That's what?
20:16Money ain't welcome.
20:17Thank you, sir.
20:19Folks, that's the end of the auction.
20:20And don't forget to pay the lady, everyone.
20:22See you in the office.
20:24Yo, Brenda.
20:25You missed me already?
20:26Yeah.
20:27I think I bit off a little bit more than I could chew.
20:31I need some help, homegirl.
20:33I called Bozak.
20:34I'm going to come back tomorrow and have him help me.
20:36For real?
20:36Maybe he can help us both.
20:38That'll be cool, girl.
20:39You want to come back out here tomorrow?
20:40Hell yeah.
20:41You want to make the drive?
20:42All right, we'll help you.
20:43We'll see you tomorrow.
20:52Oh, man.
20:56It's great, right?
20:57To tackle this disaster, I brought full safety gear
21:00and my buddy, MK, who's real big and strong,
21:04and can save me from the possible Trash-O-Lanch.
21:07All right, this is what?
21:11Now that's functional.
21:13Oh, wow.
21:14Okay.
21:14Brought you for a reason.
21:15Thanks, MK.
21:16A hunky hamburger helper.
21:17We got two Dustbusters.
21:1920 bucks for the pair.
21:22Oh, no, that's a great little table.
21:24Oh, that's cute.
21:2440 bucks.
21:25This is a great old craftsman toolbox.
21:28Clean that up.
21:29Oh, look at this.
21:30This is great.
21:31It's got the fold-out action.
21:3350 bucks.
21:36There he is.
21:37Oh, wow.
21:38Oh, my God.
21:38I love this toolbox.
21:39Look at that color.
21:40Yeah, it's so good.
21:42It's in great shape.
21:42Not rusty.
21:43I feel like this whole thing is just a piece of art.
21:46$100.
21:48Ooh.
21:49This is a very nice piece of lace.
21:52It's like still wrapped in tissue paper.
21:54I'm going to say this is a $125 piece of lace.
21:57Camera stuff.
21:59Ooh.
21:59Yeah, this looks like it's probably mid-century.
22:01Made in Japan.
22:03There's a bag with some more film rolls.
22:06Oh, some lenses.
22:07All right, cool.
22:07I think we're looking at $600 with the camera and all the equipment.
22:12Collection of binoculars.
22:14Binoculars.
22:16MK?
22:17Oh, I see you.
22:18Hi.
22:19Thank goodness we wore these high-visibility vests.
22:21Yep.
22:22$200 for collection of binoculars.
22:25Look at this great little trunk.
22:26It's so cute.
22:28This is like old, old doll clothes.
22:32Oh, look at the little drawers full of little vintage doll clothes.
22:36People collect this stuff for sure.
22:38$150.
22:39This is an antique fishing basket.
22:42It's got something in it.
22:43Is it a pile of cash?
22:45Ooh.
22:46Ooh.
22:46What the heck?
22:49Made in France.
22:51Look at all these neat shapes.
22:54Oh, look, what are they?
22:57Molds?
22:58They're chocolate molds.
22:59Oh, cool.
23:00Yeah, so you can do like chocolate sculpture kind of things.
23:03Oh, this is awesome.
23:04Oh, yeah.
23:05Okay, let's set these aside because I feel like they might be...
23:07Maybe they were stolen from the Louvre.
23:10You can't steal anything from the Louvre.
23:12Okay, we're gonna put this somewhere over here in the special pile.
23:17Those look like more baking mold things.
23:19Yeah.
23:20Oh, it's a little like champagne bottles.
23:22Oh, how cute.
23:23For a little champagne bottle chocolates.
23:25These molds really made an impression on me.
23:27Now I just gotta find out how much they're worth.
23:29Look at this.
23:30This is so cool.
23:31It's super heavy.
23:36Uh-oh.
23:38A horse and carriage, $100 for that.
23:41That's very collectible.
23:42Some vintage toy cars.
23:44Oh, they're all in the boxes too.
23:46I think this is my favorite car.
23:49It's the Volvo 1225.
23:51How cute is that?
23:52Seven of these little vintage cars in their original packaging.
23:56I'm gonna say $150.
23:57A lot of this seems to be trash.
23:59Trash.
24:00Trash.
24:01All trash.
24:02I think this is actual trash.
24:04Trash.
24:05Trash.
24:06Trash.
24:06It's looking like all trash back here.
24:08I'm gonna carry you out.
24:10Oh, God.
24:10You okay?
24:11Now, I've been accused of getting carried away before, but come on.
24:15This is ridiculous.
24:16This was definitely...
24:17We had to work for these treasures, didn't we?
24:18We had to work hard.
24:19Yeah.
24:20I went to a dark place there for a while.
24:22And we still have those chocolate molds to find out the value of.
24:25That'll just be the dessert at the end of the entree.
24:31This one's pretty clean compared to all the other ones.
24:33Is it?
24:34Oh, yeah.
24:34All right.
24:35You're gonna be surprised.
24:36I'm hoping so.
24:38It's much better than the others.
24:40What do we got here?
24:44You are actually right.
24:46Wow.
24:47For once.
24:48For once.
24:49Like, it's even got a welcoming back.
24:51Even Bozak's right in the positivity train.
24:53He didn't even have one single jackass-y thing to say about this locker.
24:57Have you checked these bad girls out?
25:01Actually, they're pretty...
25:03I don't know.
25:03Oxidized?
25:04Yeah.
25:05That's flavor.
25:06On the stuff?
25:07My fever.
25:08Okay.
25:09I still like 50 bucks.
25:10All right.
25:11Let's clean them.
25:12Watch out.
25:13I mean, since this is nicer, I'll be a little bit more careful.
25:16Is that a spittoon?
25:19Skin moisturizer?
25:21It says from head to toe.
25:22Is this for milking?
25:24Milking?
25:25Yeah.
25:25Is that for, like, for milking cows?
25:27Oh, my God.
25:28It is.
25:28That's for milking cows.
25:30Yeah.
25:30I have nipples.
25:31Can you milk me?
25:32Come on.
25:34Let me see.
25:35Just put that up there like this.
25:36Oh, sweet .
25:38Come on.
25:39Come on.
25:40I mean, like...
25:42You're a solid, like, C cup, right?
25:44So we'll probably get something out of there.
25:46I'm down to a B cup.
25:48We're gonna move on.
25:49But this thing, I don't know.
25:50I don't know.
25:51Are these expensive?
25:51I don't know, but really cool.
25:53We should definitely go see a dairy farmer.
25:57Oh.
25:59What the...
25:59Look at all these Nintendo DS games.
26:02Pokemon are going for Cray Cray right now.
26:05All right.
26:05Super Cray.
26:06Yeah?
26:07Mm-hmm.
26:07You're gonna keep saying Cray?
26:08Super Mario 3, Pirates of the Caribbean, 20 bucks.
26:11This little thing, five bucks.
26:14Holy...
26:14Wow.
26:14Hmm.
26:15Okay.
26:15Just a good little cool, um...
26:18Yeah.
26:19Hodgepodge.
26:20Done.
26:22Stop it.
26:23Stop it.
26:24Stop it.
26:25I'll grease you up.
26:27If I had a dollar for every DM that I got like that,
26:31I could have retired years ago.
26:33I'm gonna say with the jack stands and all this,
26:36there's probably 50 bucks in here.
26:38I agree.
26:3910 bucks.
26:40Pizza maker.
26:41What do we got?
26:42What do we got?
26:42What do we got?
26:42A lot.
26:43This is good.
26:43Yes.
26:44PS3, Wii controller, and...
26:46Yeah.
26:47GameCube.
26:48Between the games and the two consoles,
26:49this has gotta be 300 bucks right here.
26:51Oh!
26:52Here we go.
26:53Is that more milking stuff?
26:54It is, actually, and it's heavy.
26:56Yes!
26:57Here, you take that.
26:58Okay.
26:59There should be more nipples to milk.
27:01What's that?
27:01The whole processor!
27:03This is cool.
27:04We can, like, just do, like, mobile milking.
27:07Yeah.
27:08We could just go door to door and milk cows.
27:11Yeah, Boz, because so many people own cows in L.A.
27:14Ooh!
27:15Ooh!
27:16Hold on.
27:19Oh, toys?
27:20Well, you got more little collectible toys?
27:22Yeah, Katniss, Harley Quinn.
27:2550 bucks and toys in there.
27:26Another, like, $50 box of DVDs.
27:28I found two PS2s.
27:30A bunch of games.
27:31Another PS2.
27:32Another PS2?
27:33PS3, sorry.
27:34Oh, wow!
27:35Two DSs.
27:36This is money, money, money right here.
27:37I mean, the three DSs, the PS3, two PS2s.
27:40All the controllers, all the games.
27:42A thousand bucks.
27:42How y'all doing over here?
27:44Is that a Kenny?
27:46Oh, hey!
27:46That is a Kenny.
27:47I'm just hoping y'all didn't forget about the deal we made.
27:50What deal did we make?
27:51You know?
27:52Oh, I pimped you out.
27:53What?
27:53Whoops.
27:54Probably you should have told Bozak.
27:56Positive that I meant to.
27:58Oh, these are cool.
27:59Yeah, oh.
28:00When she said like in Doe.
28:01When they're Barbie.
28:02Oh, there you go.
28:03Yeah, that's the only time.
28:04Oh, that's a cool one.
28:05These are pretty collectible.
28:06I'd probably say at least 300 bucks.
28:08300 bucks, great.
28:09You got that curio cabinet.
28:10Okay.
28:11That china cabinet.
28:12This piano.
28:13The rocking chair.
28:14The rocking chair.
28:15A couch.
28:16A couple of end tables.
28:17And a mini fridge.
28:19And a mini fridge.
28:19You got about a thousand in furniture back there.
28:21Great.
28:22A hold the power of positivity.
28:24And hopefully that cow stuff will milk even more profit out of this locker.
28:28On to the next.
28:31Let's be set.
28:34MK and I are off to meet with Top This Chocolates Chief Executive Chocologist Shana Elson.
28:41She'll be able to tell us if our baking molds are bitter or sweet.
28:47Welcome to my chocolate factory.
28:50Ooh.
28:51Wonka.
28:52Wonka herself.
28:53Okay.
28:54So I brought these exciting.
28:56Oh, wow.
28:57Let's see what you got.
28:59Yeah, it has something to do with chocolate making.
29:01This is for making little molded chocolate bottles that you can fill with some boozy fillings.
29:08So fun.
29:10But so how do you make it so it's just like the shell of the bottle?
29:13You actually clip these sides together, fill this with chocolate, pour it out so that the chocolate is just coating
29:23the sides.
29:24Oh.
29:25Wait for that to harden.
29:26Then pipe your boozy filling and then cap off the bottom with chocolate.
29:33And hopefully when you open it up again, they come out smoothly and nicely and are these beautiful little liquor
29:39bottles.
29:40So cute.
29:41I can see this company, Le Ton Fils.
29:45This company goes back to 1814 in France.
29:49Wow.
29:49Wow.
29:50The very beginning of chocolate molding because before that chocolate was liquid.
29:56Yes.
29:56Wait, back up.
29:57Yes.
29:58Chocolate used to be a beverage?
30:00It was only a beverage until the industrial revolution when they figured out how to turn chocolate into the bars
30:08that we know today.
30:09Wow.
30:10They turned a liquid into a solid.
30:13Science.
30:14This mold is made out of iron and coated in tin.
30:19Wow.
30:20Nobody makes molds like this anymore.
30:22Chocolatiers do not use metal.
30:24These days things are supposed to be made out of food safe material.
30:28Yeah.
30:28It's easier to clean.
30:30It's less likely to get any metals in your food.
30:34But these things were used for over a hundred years until plastic came in.
30:40And there's more.
30:41Look at this cute little box.
30:43Ooh, magi fleur.
30:46What does that mean, magi fleur?
30:48It means magic flower.
30:50Okay, so these are for making detailed chocolate flowers.
30:55You can see the detail on the brass.
30:57Those flowers can be used to decorate wedding cakes or other pastries.
31:02They're going to be very delicate, very thin.
31:04These things are a lot of fun to work with.
31:07So are these more like a stamp?
31:09You're supposed to freeze these so that you actually dip it in liquid chocolate.
31:13Then you're going to wait for the chocolate to dry and hopefully the flower comes off and it's a chocolate
31:21flower.
31:22You don't see these anymore these days.
31:24If you wanted to make a chocolate flower, you would probably use a mold.
31:27So you would pour the chocolate in the mold and then unmold it.
31:30Right.
31:30I would say these are probably made in 1979 and I doubt that they made them much after that.
31:37So this is a really rare find.
31:40Do you think that these would make me a chocolate a lot of money or a chocolate a little bit
31:43of money?
31:44This one, I would say, and you know, it is in really good condition.
31:49I don't see too many scratches.
31:52It's so old, so rare.
31:56It's probably worth about $300.
32:00$300 for that one?
32:02Yes.
32:03Okay.
32:04Let's just keep layering on the richness.
32:06They're in really good condition.
32:08Look at this beautiful detail.
32:10Like I said, you can't buy these.
32:12They don't make them anymore.
32:13I think you could get $500.
32:18$500?
32:20Yeah.
32:21Now that's some rich chocolate molds.
32:24We're rich.
32:25Lisa's rich and I'm hitching my wagon to a winner.
32:32Hey, close your eyes.
32:33I want you to be surprised.
32:35I close my eyes.
32:37You may open now.
32:41I'm going back to y'all.
32:42Oh, no.
32:43I got you.
32:44I hope.
32:44Let's see what we got.
32:45If I'm going to get my revenge on Banny, I'm going to need all the help I can get.
32:50Watch the casket.
32:51It might happen.
32:52Just let it go.
32:53Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
32:54Whoa, whoa, whoa.
32:55Whoa, whoa, whoa.
32:56It's good.
32:57This is some dusty sonic speakers.
32:59Look at this.
33:00They got wires in .
33:01Say 50 bucks.
33:02But how much for the coffin?
33:03That's not a coffin.
33:04It's a display case.
33:06For what?
33:06Displaying the body.
33:07I like his thinking with it.
33:08You got to be a little more out of the box.
33:10Yeah.
33:11Out of the coffin?
33:12Yeah.
33:1250 bucks.
33:14Big ass.
33:15Post office desk here.
33:16I'd say 100 bucks on that bad boy.
33:19What is this?
33:19Is this?
33:20That's hockey sticks.
33:21That's for cricket.
33:21Croquet or cricket?
33:23No, that's when you're on the horse.
33:24Oh, okay.
33:25Hold up.
33:26Those are cool.
33:27Those might be worth something, though.
33:28Yeah.
33:28I checked those out.
33:29Yeah.
33:30We're going to get them probably looked out.
33:32There are two Xbox 360s in here.
33:34What?
33:36Don't be talking like that.
33:37I just did.
33:38I said like 100 bucks.
33:40This is called the Wimbledon set.
33:42The whole set, would you say about 50 bucks?
33:44I'm going to go take a break and watch you guys get in there.
33:47Uh-oh.
33:47Those boxes.
33:48Oh, they got a bunch of these.
33:49Security.
33:50Oh, no kidding.
33:51They're this one.
33:51They're cash drawers.
33:52How much you think?
33:53There's six of them.
33:54100 bucks.
33:54All right, now let's go.
33:55Sewing machine with these sewing machines.
33:57Those are pretty cool.
33:58Mm-hmm.
33:58Look at those.
33:59Singer.
34:00Yeah, you got 300 bucks right there.
34:01What the hell is all this ?
34:04Is that blue ribbon?
34:05These got to be like those aerial things.
34:07Like when you like.
34:07No, they're not.
34:07No?
34:08Like when you, when you fly around.
34:10Oh, yeah, bro.
34:10This is what this is.
34:14Oh, it's for rugby.
34:16No, this is a.
34:16Oh, for the polo.
34:17Look at the size six.
34:19Whoa.
34:19Wow, those are pretty.
34:20I think this goes with that.
34:21What the, what the?
34:22I don't know, but it was in there, right?
34:23What, they wrapped it around the horse legs?
34:26No?
34:26Wait, what was that?
34:27Was there a horse and stuff?
34:28Are you going to count?
34:29Oh, my God, you guys are so stupid.
34:34Look at this.
34:35Take that off and put it in the box,
34:37because I think all this stuff is worth some money,
34:39and it's definitely collectible.
34:40Uppity sports game, man.
34:42Oh, yeah, absolutely.
34:43Rich people.
34:43Rich people.
34:45Let's hope this rich people's sports stuff
34:47enriches me as well.
34:50Money.
34:51Those little Singer things are collectible.
34:53That's like 200 bucks right there.
34:54Oh, man, they got all these ski boards.
34:57Oh, look at those.
34:58You take one.
34:58Now, these are the money.
35:00These are like Miami Vice status.
35:02No, these are dope.
35:03300 bucks for the skis.
35:05They've got to go close.
35:06Those are pretty vintage.
35:0750 bucks?
35:08For all this furniture.
35:09The grandmother clock.
35:10The grandmother clock, the coffee table.
35:12You still got about 500 bucks.
35:14There's not much more in here.
35:16Appreciate you, bro.
35:17It's nice to be appreciated by somebody.
35:19Yeah.
35:20Someone out there reading Playboy magazines
35:22when they should be working.
35:24Not only did I beat up Benning,
35:26I'm riding off with that Richie Polo stuff.
35:29All right.
35:29Clean this all up.
35:30We're out of here.
35:30We're gone.
35:33Adios, amiga.
35:34I'm taking my magazine.
35:39Oh, hi, guys.
35:40Hi, ladies.
35:41Hello.
35:41Hi.
35:43We're down at Dijon Dairy to meet with Dana and Holly,
35:46so I can squirt as much money as possible
35:48from these milk machines.
35:51Looks like you have a beginner's homesteader set
35:54to milk the cows, or you could even milk goats with them.
35:57Okay.
35:58Goaties.
35:59I know you guys have a bigger farm.
36:01Yeah, we don't use these.
36:02It would take too long to milk all our cows.
36:03We have about 100 cows,
36:05and you have to milk them twice a day.
36:06But when we do have a sick cow,
36:08we use one of these to milk our sick cows,
36:09so the milk goes into this tank,
36:10and then we pour it out,
36:11so it doesn't get mixed with the other milk.
36:13Okay, great.
36:14How many teat cups do they have?
36:16There's eight of them.
36:17They're in good condition.
36:18There's no cracks or anything like that.
36:20No, the rubber's still good.
36:21Okay.
36:21Each cow has four teats.
36:23Good to know.
36:24Good to know.
36:25Apparently, it's been a while
36:26since he's seen some teats.
36:28Poor guy.
36:30Here, this is a pulsator.
36:32There's two of those.
36:33The pulsating's really important
36:34because constant suction makes the cow sore.
36:38They don't enjoy it.
36:38Yeah.
36:39Pulsating's more common to the baby sucking the milk off
36:42from the cow.
36:42Okay.
36:43The off-on, off-on.
36:44Okay.
36:45So that's an important part of it.
36:46Surge is the first ones that really started making.
36:48The 1920s, 1940s,
36:50they started making the milking machines with the pulsator.
36:53Okay.
36:53For people to milk by hand.
36:54Nobody really hand milks anymore.
36:56No.
36:56Not unless you're a homesteader or a hobby farmer.
36:59Yeah.
36:59Or an Amish person.
37:00When do you think that these were made?
37:01You said they started in the 1920s.
37:03These aren't from the 1920s, right?
37:05I would say probably 1990 to 2000.
37:07After about 2000,
37:08I think they came up with a little bit more.
37:11You start getting into the robotics.
37:12More automation.
37:14Robotics?
37:14Robotics?
37:15Yeah, they actually have robots that milk the cow.
37:18The cow steps in and it does all their vital signs.
37:21Yeah.
37:21And they just go in a little round carousel
37:22and it just moves them each around.
37:24By the time they get to the other side,
37:25they're done, ready to...
37:26Wow.
37:26It's a whole ride and everything?
37:28It's a ride.
37:29It's a ride.
37:29It's a ride.
37:30It's like Disneyland.
37:31Our whole world's turning into Wally.
37:33Yeah.
37:33You got like a picture at the end?
37:38Let's talk about money.
37:39How much moolah do we have here?
37:41If you have everything here,
37:42they could be milking two cows or two goats at the same time.
37:46These are older.
37:46It's been quite a few years since they've been made.
37:48Anyone can use them still.
37:49They're staying still.
37:50They're in good condition.
37:51No rest.
37:53What do you think?
37:57It's probably about $1,100.
37:58What?
37:59If you sell it as a set.
38:01If you sell it as a set.
38:03I am utterly surprised.
38:12Me and my crew are going to the Temecula Polo Club
38:14to meet David Teeter.
38:16He's a real polo player.
38:18He could teach us about this here fancy sport
38:20and what this gives really works.
38:23We come to get some information from you, brah.
38:26All right.
38:26I got the sticks right, too.
38:28Good stuff.
38:28And some other stuff.
38:29There you go.
38:30Good stuff.
38:31Your mallets look great.
38:33I would say these are probably from the 70s.
38:35For real?
38:36Yeah.
38:37Because in the 70s, they have this little gar,
38:39this little washer here.
38:40Mm-hmm.
38:41And they would put that on.
38:41We don't do that anymore.
38:43These heads are called cigar heads.
38:45Cigar heads.
38:46Cigar heads.
38:46It's the shape of the head.
38:47Yeah.
38:48And there's different shapes, too.
38:49Sometimes they'll be cut in the back
38:50and sometimes they'll be like this.
38:52So these are really nice.
38:54When you get a mallet, you're going to check and see how whippy it is,
38:56if you're going to use it.
38:57And some people like them a little stiff
38:59and some like them a little whippy.
39:01Mallets are anywhere from 48 inches long to 54 inches.
39:05Cool.
39:05And it depends on the player and the size of the horse.
39:08Yeah, the player, if you did it like this.
39:09If they're a short player, then they need a longer mallet.
39:11Yeah, they need it.
39:12They wind that up one.
39:14Yeah.
39:15So it's about that.
39:16The mallets are an older shape, not for using anymore.
39:19They would probably get broken pretty quickly.
39:21Oh.
39:22But I would say if you do this and then you put it on a wall like that,
39:25just put it across like that, it'd be worth a lot more.
39:28Okay.
39:29So tell us about the, um, what are these straps for, bruh?
39:32Okay, so these are, these are wraps.
39:34These are polo wraps.
39:35These are, uh, Velcro.
39:36What are they for, like, letting you know what team you're on?
39:38You put it around their legs.
39:39The horses?
39:40Yeah, to protect their legs.
39:41Oh.
39:42From the mallets?
39:43In case, you know, someone accidentally does that.
39:45Uh-huh.
39:46It doesn't happen very often.
39:48It better not.
39:48Yeah.
39:48So your boots, these boots are really thin leather.
39:51I wouldn't use these for polo, because they're just really thin leather.
39:55What would you use them for?
39:56Um, just wearing them out, you know, style, I guess.
39:59Casual booting?
40:00Casual boot.
40:01And then the spurs, these have a rounded spur on them, so that way it doesn't hurt the horse.
40:05Okay.
40:06We don't have sharp spurs in polo.
40:07It's not allowed.
40:08I never use spurs on my horses.
40:10Yeah.
40:10They don't need them.
40:11It's cruel.
40:11They want to go.
40:12Your horse looks happy, bro.
40:13They're running around like they're playing volleyball with themselves.
40:16Ah!
40:17So the helmet is, um, actually in pretty good shape.
40:20Yeah.
40:21That's a real legit helmet?
40:22Yeah, it is.
40:23It hasn't been used a lot.
40:25It's made out of fiberglass, this part here, and then it has padding on the inside, and it's
40:28got a cage around it.
40:30Um, this is from the 70s.
40:32Okay.
40:33So we don't use helmets like this anymore.
40:35We use a certified helmet now.
40:37So when they hit the ground, they have better absorption and, um, better survivability.
40:42Yeah, a lot of people don't wear the cages anymore.
40:45Because they want their face to be seen.
40:47Well, actually, you know, if you do crash and you're on this cage, it can cause a problem.
40:51So how much is all this stuff worth?
40:53So all in, I would say about $500.
41:00We're going to ride on the wind.
41:03Celebrate.
41:04If I keep this up, I have enough money to buy a polo pony of my own.
41:09You guys want to see some polo?
41:11Yeah, let's see the pony.
41:12Yeah.
41:12All right, we'll get the horses out.
41:13Let's do it.
41:14All right.
41:15Ooh, .
41:17Yeah, get it, girl.
41:18Okay.
41:19That's about, what, 25 miles an hour?
41:20There she goes.
41:21There she goes.
41:21Yeah.
41:23Go, go, go, go, go.
41:25Now you know me.
41:26He's going to come in for the ball.
41:27Come in hot.
41:31That's a lot of horsepower.
41:33Brandy Passante positively milked her way to $2,800 in cold, hard mula.
41:41Lisa Delarios's chocolate molds really sweetened the deal, making her $1,500 richer.
41:48Kenny Crosley wasn't horsing around as he beat Banning with a score of $1,400, while Ivy
41:56Calvin saw his profits coming from a mile away.
42:02Okay.
42:03Here's my plan.
42:04I'm going to first just go all the way back.
42:06Okay.
42:07It's like modern day urban spelunking.
42:09Go with that in case we have to pull you out.
42:11Okay, that's a good idea.
42:13I'm going in.
42:15Give me some slack.
42:16Okay.
42:20Lisa, are you there?
42:22I'm here.
42:23I can't see you anymore.
42:24Okay.
42:25All right.
42:25I'm going to come back.
42:26That was just a reconnaissance, you know.
42:28We got ourselves a trash latch.
42:29Be careful.
42:30Oh, .
42:30Whoa.
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