00:29Transcription by CastingWords
00:30Let's go.
01:26Come on!
01:28Come on!
01:31Move!
01:32You're stubborn as old iron.
01:34He's twice the size of your last rider and the field could be just like it's the worst,
01:38so you'd best get your feet under you.
01:42My father told me you should never talk to a horse.
01:45He said they're dumber than dogs and only understand the crop.
01:54But I don't think that's true.
01:56I think a horse doesn't want to be ordered about any more than a man does.
02:04Sir Duncan only has us.
02:06And if he loses, he won't even have that.
02:10I can get the weapon in his hand.
02:13Somehow.
02:15But then it's up to you.
02:43I can get the weapon in his hand.
02:46I can get the weapon in his hand.
02:46I can get the weapon in his hand.
02:49It's not bad.
02:52It's not bad!
02:53It's not bad!
03:03It's not bad!
03:12Take a quick set up and
03:13Good boy
03:19Good boy, good boy, Thunder
03:27Good boy
03:28You steal that horse
03:44Tell the truth
03:46We'll be fair
03:47It's not stealing if you mean to put it back
04:06What's wrong with your hair?
04:08What's wrong with your eye?
04:24You're Sir Robin Risley
04:27You're the maddest knight in the Seven Kingdoms
04:29We are a vessel for the warrior
04:32When it is madness bid
04:33It is madness delivered
04:37You're small for a squire
04:39I serve Sir Duncan the Tall
04:42He's large enough for the both of us
04:45We've not heard of him
04:47You will
05:05Where have you been?
05:07Training
05:10Don't wander off without telling me
05:16What are you doing, Sir?
05:19Sewing a patch
05:20Is that not my job?
05:22You know how?
05:27Then quit sewing and get the brushes
05:29Thunder looks like he's been dragged through a hedge
05:31What about breakfast?
05:33There's salt beef after you're done
05:36I'd sooner eat the horse, Sir
05:38You'll eat my fist if you don't do as you're told
05:50Never mind that
05:52Yeah
05:53Yeah, just like that
05:54Keep it as close to the edge as possible
05:58And that's your whip stitch
05:59How do you get it so even?
06:03Just like
06:04Just practice
06:05Just try again
06:10There
06:11Yes!
06:15Sir?
06:16Mm-hmm?
06:16Is it all that I have black hair growing out of my stones?
06:20It's odd that you're telling me
06:25Prince Baelor was the firstborn
06:27Prince Makos sprang out last
06:29Daemon was the bastard
06:31So they kicked his bastard
06:33Grass is green in summer
06:34Green grass I adore
06:36But grass is red all over
06:38Winnie kill a rebel
06:39Horses die in battle
06:41This battle was the front
06:43Black guy's not a trueborn
06:45He came from the wrong country
06:47Was in peril
06:48The anvil was a rock
06:50The hammer smashed the bastard
06:52With his giant feigning
06:53Host of Dornish spirit
06:56It's time
06:59Fetch my armour
07:00Now?
07:03Aye, now
07:05Why?
07:08Because I mean to enter the lists
07:10You don't have your shield?
07:15Well, yeah, we'll gather it along the way
07:18Mm-hmm
07:18Also, the right of first challenge
07:21Gives two knights of high birth and renown
07:22Are you a knight of high birth and renown, sir?
07:25Wait
07:26So I cannot enter the lists today?
07:29Not today, sir, no
07:31Only knights of high birth and renown
07:35And why have I been vomiting all morning?
07:38It's a mystery
07:46No, no, no, no, no
07:49Goose eggs
07:50Just the eggs
07:52No, no, no
07:56Goose eggs
07:58Like
07:58Thank you
08:06Do you like goose eggs?
08:09Your shield will be ready this evening, sir
08:14Thank you
08:15Thank you
08:28Shut up
08:30All right, no, no
08:32Get ready this evening, sirinha
08:34should keep Okayou
08:53A little
08:53kick That's
08:54ready this evening Who won't
08:54be ready? If you die
08:59Your protection profession
08:59Be I
08:59Not That
09:00It's
09:00He
09:14What's going on?
09:16Come on!
09:41I can't eat hard salt beef, I just eat lovely food and grapes, I can't even drink a pint of
09:50ale.
09:51Yeah, because it's disgusting.
09:53It's not disgusting.
09:54Yes, it is disgusting.
09:56It's not disgusting.
09:56It's disgusting.
09:57Well then I won't buy you another one.
09:59Good.
10:03I think I could be quite happy in a place like this.
10:08You're in a place like this?
10:10I meant for a while.
10:12Ah, yeah.
10:14After I lead a great campaign for my lord, of course.
10:17Of course.
10:19I return a war hero.
10:21And he gives me a parcel of land for my very own.
10:24And the hand of his second most beautiful daughter.
10:28Second most?
10:30Well, you've already married the first most, haven't you not sir?
10:37I had to keep horses, plant oats and peas, raise cows.
10:42And lambs perhaps.
10:44Fuck your lambs.
10:46Did you really ride all the way here in the back of some farmer's wagon?
10:50I don't want to talk about it.
11:00I'll say this for you.
11:03You're a good worker when you put your mind to it.
11:05I think so.
11:07Mm-hmm.
11:12Does that mean I can stay in as your squire after the tournament?
11:23If I lose my first joust, I'll scarcely be a knight after the tournament.
11:31If I win?
11:41If I win?
11:48If I win?
11:50If I win?
11:51If I win?
11:52If I win?
11:53If I win?
11:54If I win.
11:55If I win?
12:07a new fishing spot I'm keen on.
12:13Er...
12:13Sir Duncan, I believe
12:15we are both men of honour.
12:18So I hope you understand that what I ask
12:20serves no private interest.
12:24Might it surprise you to learn
12:25that my Lord Ashford has richly overspent
12:27on his daughter's pageant?
12:30They might not.
12:32Well, with winter not so long past
12:34and many of our flocks collapsed,
12:36hard times lay ahead
12:38unless we endeavour to
12:40reverse our fortunes.
12:46I... I don't have any money.
12:51Shocking, that may be.
12:54I mean not to rob you,
12:56but to reward you.
13:00Reward me?
13:01Aye.
13:02What do you know of Lord Ashford's youngest,
13:05Sir Andrew?
13:16He's a deaf lance.
13:18Indeed.
13:18Indeed.
13:19But we're a...
13:21Challenger to come forth.
13:24And an horse, Sir Andrew, against our lords.
13:26The lucky few who backed such an unlikely winner
13:29would find their pockets full.
13:37Now, now, rest assured, rest assured, I mean no disrespect.
13:41I ask only what you already intend.
13:44Drive your fall from his saddle and take your place on Champion's Row.
13:49I do not want a victory that I have not earned.
13:54Have you not earned it?
13:59Let Sir Andrew take the fall and you shall have his horse, arms and armour as recompense for your role.
14:05A tidy sun for a young edge knight who presently calls an elder tree home.
14:11It's an elm.
14:15Elm.
14:20I beg you, think on it.
14:22I shall seek your answer on the morrow.
14:26Perhaps the rains will hold till then.
14:30Mind your pride if you're Duncan.
14:33I shall see you.
14:49What if you shall see?
15:00The Great vão Priest
15:01somn of Myrkor.
15:03Grandson King Geren Gwood.
15:05And prince of Hals Targaryen.
15:08Prince Arian Bright Flame.
15:23Let's go.
15:43Cousin?
15:52Not to worry. I won't embarrass you today.
15:59Come out, come out, little knight.
16:02It's time you face the dragon.
16:39Come out, little knight.
16:46Kill him! Kill him!
16:51Kill him! Kill him!
17:12He's too long.
17:41He's too petty.
17:43He's too costly.
17:45He's too petty.
17:57He's tough!
18:21I want to leave.
18:23Aye.
18:31That was a terrible sight, but a squire must be strong, a mishap may befall me, and I'll
18:39need you to keep your wits if it does.
18:41That was no mishap.
18:50The jousting is done for the day, I think.
18:53Come, lad.
18:57Oh, Alice was a special lass, for the rest of some, lost a digit ending flock, now feeling
19:05awfully clump.
19:06Oh, Alice with three fingers, a copper in a glass, had two fingers less than most, you'll
19:13shove them up your arse.
19:14Oh, Alice with three fingers, never had a lot, she gave me all she had to give to more
19:28than what was sloth.
19:29Oh!
19:37Do you suppose there wasn't Alice, sir?
19:41The crippled girl who shoved her hand up men's arses.
19:44I think there probably was.
19:47Of course there probably was.
19:49Do you think her name was really Alice?
19:54No.
19:55I just think Alice is a nice name to write us on to.
19:59That means that there was a crippled girl who was so good at pleasuring men in their bums
20:03that they saw fit to celebrate her in song, and yet they could not bother credit her true
20:07name.
20:08If there's a lesson in that, it's for wiser men than me to say.
20:12Perhaps it is a story of honour.
20:16Honour?
20:17A misfortune girl making the best of her natural gifts.
20:22One might wish for more.
20:24But is this not the act of a dogged spirit, giving more than what is asked?
20:28The whole arm bone, as it were.
20:31Perhaps her name does not matter then.
20:33It's...
20:34It's her story that abides.
20:36Her name is Hope, sir.
20:38Belongs to all who invoke it.
20:55Did you ever know your father, Egg?
21:00No, not really.
21:02Most like I saw mine hanged.
21:06There was a pot shop in Flea Bottom.
21:09We used to sell them rats and cats and pigeons for brown.
21:13Cook there always said my father was some thief.
21:17If he was as big as me, he wouldn't have met a very good one.
21:33Say your fortune?
21:35Oh, yeah. Go on then.
21:37You shall not create success and be richer than a Lannister.
21:40Thank you. Do the boy now.
21:46You shall be king.
21:49And die in hot fire and worms shall feed upon your ashes.
21:54And all who know you shall rejoice in your dying.
21:58What?
22:03Thank you. That's very good.
22:07Why would she say that?
22:09Why would she say what?
22:10Come on.
22:15So Duncan!
22:16Good.
22:17I saw you earlier with this boy.
22:20Uh, yeah.
22:20Uh, this boy is my squire.
22:22Egg, this is, um, Raymond Fosseway.
22:25Good day.
22:27Good day.
22:29Will you join me in my tent for a cup of cider?
22:31I can wait at the puppet show, sir.
22:34And bring your shield when the performance is over.
22:39We make it ourselves.
22:44Very well.
22:51Have you chosen an opponent yet?
22:53Oh.
22:53Uh, I'm not sure.
22:58Who does your cousin mean to challenge?
23:00Heh.
23:01If anyone's wounded on the morrow.
23:03I'm sure Stefan will be quick to knock on his shield.
23:07He's about his chivalrous as a starved weasel.
23:17I suppose Sir Andrew and I are quite equally matched.
23:20A local favourite.
23:22You mean to play the villain?
23:25I heard Arian were in spitting rage at Lord Ashford for giving away his horse.
23:29Little comfort that will be to Sir Humphrey.
23:31It looked as if he was going to carry the day.
23:33Now his legs shattered like a baking dish.
23:34My squire thinks Arian meant to kill the horse.
23:40It's just hard to accept that a knight might be so dishonourable.
23:45Let alone a prince.
23:46Why is that hard?
23:50No, I...
23:51They're incestuous aliens, Duncan.
23:54Blood magickers and tyrants who've burned our lands.
23:57Enslaved our people.
23:59Dragged us into their walls about a mote of respect for our history or our customs.
24:03Every pale-haired brat they saddled on us has been madder than the last.
24:06Gods know how.
24:07The only honourable thing a Targaryen can do for this realm is finish on his wife's tits.
24:12So I, I think he meant to kill the fucking horse.
24:23I got it carried away there.
24:29I heard that part about the tits from Stefan.
24:32It looked like that.
24:39Uh...
24:41...
24:43...
25:15Get out!
25:38There, Ian. His whole smile's in chivalry so long as his father's watching.
25:42I saw Prince Maker's chair was empty.
25:44He left Ashford this morning to search for the rest of his misbegats.
25:48Misbegats? Which are those?
25:50He's there. Darren and the youngest.
25:53They departed somewhere altogether a few days ago but never reached Ashford.
25:58There's rumours going about the boys are dead.
26:00But most like Darren, he's probably just drunk again.
26:06Little Wonder Maker's been walking around like someone pissed in his swan pie.
26:10He's probably just worried about his sons.
26:12Seven know why.
26:14Darren's a sot.
26:16Arian's just vain and cruel.
26:19The third's so useless.
26:20We're going to ship him off to a citadel to make a maester of him.
26:22From the youngest.
26:23Look!
26:23You have to come.
26:25Arian's hurting her.
26:26Hurting who?
26:32Ha!
26:42Help!
26:44Help!
26:44Help!
26:45Help!
26:47Help!
26:48Help!
26:51Help!
26:53Help!
26:54Oh, yeah.
26:54Hold on, hold on!
26:56Hold it!
27:16Why did you throw your life away for this hole?
27:21She's scarcely worth it.
27:25It's a traitor.
27:28The Dragonorn never lose.
27:34Nothing more to say.
27:44You've loosened one of my teeth.
27:49So we'll start by breaking out all of yours.
28:04Don't hurt him!
28:06You stupid boy! Hold your tongue or they'll hurt you!
28:10No, they won't.
28:11If they do, they'll ask it to my father.
28:13Let go of him.
28:15Wait.
28:15Your call.
28:16Do as I say.
28:20You impurent little rat.
28:21What's happened to your hair?
28:23I cut it off, brother.
28:25I didn't want to look like you.
28:28You are so pretty.
28:44There's very red things.
28:44I'm going to go of him.
28:45I'll sit around.
28:45You'll have to look like you.
28:46I just brought him.
28:46I'm going to go of you!
28:46Open, open.
28:50I don't look like you.
28:50I'm not going to say you are about to buck it.
28:50You know.
28:56I'm not going to go of me.
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