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00:00:03A lot of people ask what I've been up to since high school.
00:00:08Honestly, nothing good.
00:00:31Gracias, mi amigo.
00:01:03Gracias, mi amigo.
00:01:40Gracias, mi amigo.
00:02:02Gracias, mi amigo.
00:02:32Gracias, mi amigo.
00:03:08Gracias, mi amigo.
00:03:31Gracias, mi amigo.
00:03:51Gracias, mi amigo.
00:04:18Gracias, mi amigo.
00:04:33Gracias, mi amigo.
00:04:43Gracias, mi amigo.
00:04:55Gracias, mi amigo.
00:05:08Gracias, mi amigo.
00:05:23Gracias, mi amigo.
00:05:38Gracias, mi amigo.
00:06:02Gracias, mi amigo.
00:06:12You want a cup of milk?
00:06:13You want a cup of milk?
00:06:22Sure.
00:06:49Thank you, Dahlia.
00:06:50Amen.
00:06:52Amen.
00:06:53We want to thank you, Lord Jesus Christ, for giving us our daily bread and for giving us our trespasses.
00:06:59And, Lord, we want to thank you, Lord.
00:07:01And, Lord, please guide our new friend Ruby and her college newspaper to help expose the pure evil that's pouring
00:07:07across our border and poisoning our great nation, the United States of America. Amen.
00:07:16Amen.
00:07:17Amen.
00:07:18Let's eat.
00:07:20All right.
00:07:20That's the end.
00:07:25This is our address.
00:07:26Will you be sure to send your article when it's in the paper?
00:07:29Yeah.
00:07:30As long as the commies at college don't censor it.
00:07:33You're doing the Lord's work.
00:07:37Hope to see you again soon.
00:07:38Good luck with everything.
00:07:39Yeah.
00:07:40Bye, guys.
00:07:41Bye.
00:07:42Bye.
00:07:43Bye.
00:07:44Bye.
00:07:44Bye.
00:07:44You're well.
00:07:47Safe travels.
00:07:49Good night.
00:07:50Bye.
00:07:51Bye.
00:07:54Bye.
00:07:56Bye.
00:07:57Bye.
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00:08:01Bye.
00:08:03Bye.
00:08:03Bye.
00:08:07Bye.
00:08:13Bye.
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00:08:19Bye.
00:08:19Bye.
00:08:20Bye.
00:08:25Bye.
00:08:25Bye.
00:08:29All the people out there living any exciting lives, I tried spots with you in a heartbeat.
00:08:42Why?
00:09:09You ought to come back out in spring and meet Dolly's baby.
00:09:14It's late.
00:09:27Oh, shit.
00:09:29It's hot.
00:09:30Hey, USA, USA.
00:09:32USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA.
00:09:39Shh, USA.
00:09:46Sh Lord, shi-ru.
00:09:48Hey, two.
00:10:04Bye now.
00:11:36Can I just get a raw comb, please?
00:11:38Yeah, for sure.
00:11:42You keep the change, actually. Thanks.
00:11:45Okay.
00:11:57Lori, hey. How are you?
00:12:00You owe me money.
00:12:01No, I know. Yeah, I was gonna pay you back.
00:12:04You were?
00:12:04Yeah, but then, you know, you moved.
00:12:08I don't really have, like, ten grand right now.
00:12:11You don't owe me ten grand, silly.
00:12:13I don't?
00:12:14No. You did 46 months ago.
00:12:18And, um, now $10,000 at a 20% monthly interest rate over 46 months means that you actually owe
00:12:27me, uh, $43,887,000.
00:12:34Uh, $43,000,000.
00:12:37I'll settle for $100,000, but I bet you don't have that either.
00:12:46And that is how I became a drug mule.
00:12:52I don't know.
00:12:54I don't know.
00:13:06I don't know.
00:13:08I don't know.
00:13:09I don't know.
00:13:10I don't know.
00:13:32I don't, I don't really think that's possible.
00:13:36I don't know.
00:13:55The most important thing is to make sure each balloon is properly sealed.
00:14:20After a few runs, I decided to bring a friend.
00:14:50The danger of body packing is, if a balloon breaks, I don't know.
00:14:54You die.
00:15:02Coatr, eh?
00:15:05Coatr, eh?
00:15:05Tal vez más de un kilo.
00:15:07Vamos a pescar, hermano.
00:15:25Hey, these are out of the floor.
00:15:27Hey, get it first, please.
00:15:55Yo, sorry.
00:15:58Don't.
00:15:58I can only clench for so long.
00:16:01Yeah, I know, but you've got to keep that shit up there, all right?
00:16:03Right through it.
00:16:07Damn, sorry.
00:16:08Hey, what the fuck did you eat?
00:16:11I'm good, thank you.
00:16:12No, gracias.
00:16:19Turn the engine off, please.
00:16:23Last porch.
00:16:29What were you ladies doing in Mexico?
00:16:32Uh, I was just showing my girl how the mamacitas do it down here.
00:16:40What would you be, Benny?
00:16:42It's me.
00:16:44You think Valentine?
00:16:47You have fun?
00:16:49No.
00:16:50No.
00:16:52No.
00:17:05I'm sorry.
00:17:08No.
00:17:09No.
00:17:37Welcome to America.
00:17:38Thank you, sir.
00:17:52Get this strainer.
00:17:53It's in the dishwasher.
00:17:55I'm in.
00:17:57Come on, bro.
00:18:00Hang in there.
00:18:01Hang in there.
00:18:02Hang in there.
00:18:03What are you doing?
00:18:05Just breathe.
00:18:05I'm an accident.
00:18:07Better get the muck in.
00:18:13And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how Fesco's house got raided.
00:18:31Lori left East Highland and went into business with her cousin Harley and his son Wayne.
00:18:38I'm not saying they're inbred.
00:18:40But I have my suspicions.
00:18:44Looks good, mate.
00:18:45Mr. Rue, you haven't been killed or caught yet.
00:18:54I've done a dozen runs over the course of two years.
00:18:57And somehow, I ended up their number one mule.
00:19:10You think Wayne liked the spaghetti?
00:19:15I think Wayne likes you.
00:19:20You know, he's trying to get out of the drug business.
00:19:24Yeah, I don't know about that.
00:19:28He's been saving up.
00:19:30That's why he's got a lot of money in his safe.
00:19:35What's safe?
00:19:38The big one in his basement.
00:19:39He wants to get into avocados, and you can make a lot of money with avocados.
00:19:53What else does he have in that safe?
00:19:56Uh, I don't know.
00:19:58Important stuff.
00:20:00Where's the key?
00:20:01On his belt.
00:20:04What if there was a way to, like, take off his belt?
00:20:12I think I could figure that out.
00:20:15In between runs, I'd pick up extra cash driving for Uber.
00:20:25I left the old farm down in Texas
00:20:29And bombed all around for a time
00:20:33Then one day, I found myself staring
00:20:37At a sign that returns on the vine
00:20:41The big cars in the view
00:20:44The city is crumbling.
00:20:46Crime is out of control.
00:20:48Somebody's got to do something.
00:20:50Yeah, totally.
00:20:54Up here on the right.
00:20:55Okay.
00:20:58All right.
00:21:00Let's go.
00:21:00Stay in trouble.
00:21:01How old are you, Ben?
00:21:06I wonder.
00:21:07Hey, Ben.
00:21:08How are you?
00:21:16Yo, Howard.
00:21:17It's Ben.
00:21:17Open up.
00:21:23Hey!
00:21:25How was Arizona?
00:21:27Um, the other one was great.
00:21:29Uh, I just got to hang out with Gia
00:21:30And she's doing good.
00:21:31She's, like, top of her class.
00:21:33So was I.
00:21:35I, um...
00:21:36Sometimes Lexi would let me crash on her couch.
00:21:40It always came with a lecture.
00:21:43What are your long-term goals?
00:21:45And since I couldn't be honest
00:21:46About what I've been up to,
00:21:48I'd be vague.
00:21:49Right now, it's kind of just a day at a time.
00:21:51You have to plan for the future
00:21:53Because pretty soon Uber drivers
00:21:55Are going to be extinct.
00:21:57It's all going to be automated.
00:21:58Like, AI.
00:21:59They're not going to need people like you.
00:22:02Right.
00:22:07You know, I met these, uh...
00:22:10These Christians on a homestead in Texas.
00:22:13Christians in Texas?
00:22:14It was a drop-off.
00:22:16But, yeah, the Miller family.
00:22:18I can't stop thinking about them.
00:22:20It was, like, six kids.
00:22:23And they lived on a farm
00:22:24With, like, a bunch of animals.
00:22:26And no technology.
00:22:28No nothing.
00:22:29And I genuinely think
00:22:31That they were the happiest people
00:22:32I've ever met in my life.
00:22:34Because they're in a cult.
00:22:36Oh, well, maybe that's the answer.
00:22:39Christianity?
00:22:40I just feel like
00:22:42If I grew up religious
00:22:43Maybe my life would be better.
00:22:45Well, I'm not going to be friends
00:22:46With a Christian.
00:22:47Why?
00:22:49Because they're judgmental.
00:22:58You know, you really should call for this.
00:23:02Yeah, I know.
00:23:04I feel guilty, but I just
00:23:06I haven't had any time.
00:23:08I've been really busy.
00:23:09Yeah, well, you're free today.
00:23:11This is rare.
00:23:12Like, I work, like, seven days a week.
00:23:15Yeah, well, he misses you.
00:23:17Did he say that?
00:23:19Multiple times.
00:23:22I don't know.
00:23:23My hours and his hours
00:23:26Don't really line up,
00:23:27So, it's hard.
00:23:28I'll just, like,
00:23:29Pick up the phone and call him.
00:23:31It's not like he's going anywhere.
00:23:33He's in prison for 30 years.
00:23:37Lexi was working in Hollywood
00:23:39On a nighttime soap.
00:23:43Her boss, Patty Lance,
00:23:46Was an industry legend.
00:23:48Writers are the engineers
00:23:50Of the human soul.
00:23:52People underestimate
00:23:53The power of entertainment.
00:23:56What you're seeing on television
00:23:58Directly impacts the way
00:24:00We see one another.
00:24:03The decisions we make
00:24:05At home,
00:24:06In schools,
00:24:07And more importantly,
00:24:09What we do at the ballot box.
00:24:12Okay?
00:24:13That means
00:24:14It's really important
00:24:16That we get 7-12 together.
00:24:19Lexi felt right at home.
00:24:21She was surrounded
00:24:22By smart, creative people
00:24:24Who cared about the world.
00:24:25Yeah, so much.
00:24:26It's giving me
00:24:27So much anxiety.
00:24:29Unlike her sister,
00:24:31Who was living
00:24:31In some right-wing
00:24:33Suburban bubble.
00:24:39How much is that
00:24:41Doggy in the window
00:24:44The one with the
00:24:47Waggly tail
00:24:50She spent her free time
00:24:51Trying to become
00:24:52TikTok famous.
00:24:53How much is that
00:24:54Doggy in the window
00:24:56I do hope
00:24:58That doggy
00:24:59Is for sale
00:25:26So I go to work
00:25:27All day
00:25:28I come home
00:25:30And you're pretending
00:25:31To be a puppy dog.
00:25:33I'm just
00:25:34Creating content.
00:25:36There are dishes
00:25:37In the sink
00:25:37From last night's dinner.
00:25:38There are flies
00:25:39Buzzing around.
00:25:40I am so sorry,
00:25:41Mr. Nate.
00:25:42Do not apologize,
00:25:43Juana.
00:25:43You work for the two of us.
00:25:45She is a housekeeper
00:25:46Not a videographer.
00:25:47Well, she's good at both.
00:25:49I'd pay her to do one.
00:25:51Get to work.
00:25:52Cheers, Mr. Nate.
00:25:58How many times
00:25:59Do we have to talk
00:25:59About this?
00:26:01I am in the real world
00:26:03Making deals.
00:26:04If an investor
00:26:04Comes across a video
00:26:05Like this online
00:26:06I'm a joke.
00:26:08People make money
00:26:09Doing this.
00:26:09Think about what
00:26:10You're saying.
00:26:11What you're actually saying.
00:26:12How much is that
00:26:14Doggy in the window?
00:26:16Who's the doggy?
00:26:17I'm the doggy.
00:26:18So you're for sale?
00:26:19No.
00:26:20No, but what you're saying
00:26:21Is you can buy me.
00:26:23It's just a funny video.
00:26:25Except you're not
00:26:25A doggy.
00:26:26You're a grown woman.
00:26:27So that makes you a what?
00:26:34A prostitute.
00:26:36No, I am not a prostitute.
00:26:38Then stop acting like you are.
00:26:40You are blowing this
00:26:40Way out of proportion.
00:26:42I am growing my following.
00:26:44This brand might sponsor me.
00:26:45It's called monetization.
00:26:52Come.
00:26:55Just sit.
00:26:58Just sit.
00:27:12you don't need to worry about money i've got money why haven't we remodeled the living room
00:27:19or the kitchen or the master on the suite maybe we will but right now i'm investing in myself
00:27:26in the business and it takes money to make money then let me chip in
00:27:42you've been a bad bad dog
00:27:52hey i've taken over his dad's business how about this just turn him on every time
00:28:07but what he didn't realize is how fucking hard it is to build in southern california
00:28:14their wedding was around the corner
00:28:18and cassie was dreaming big
00:28:21this is so great
00:28:51what's going on
00:29:04you know how many baby boomers died today no six thousand boomer dies every 15 seconds you fast
00:29:13forward 10 years from now it's a tidal wave of death there's only two things certain in this
00:29:18life and that's death and taxes sun settlers will be the premier end of life transitional facility
00:29:24in california we're gonna offer dignity and care when these people need it most you don't have to
00:29:31sell me i just need to make sure things are moving smoothly before i invest in the second round
00:29:36smoothly yeah take a look at what we got going on here these guys have been here since the crack
00:29:42of
00:29:42dawn trust me kurt we're gonna make a killing if fred ever tried to tell me what i could and
00:29:49could
00:29:49not post on social media i'd castrate him it just doesn't get the online world i mean people make
00:29:56so much money using it i don't have to fight about the prices of floral arrangements or a wedding cake
00:30:02or ice luges i don't think you can make money that fast i mean you can't on only fans isn't
00:30:07that porn
00:30:08see i used to think the same thing but i started reading and it's actually the biggest misconception
00:30:14i mean the platforms used to sell content communicate i'd be the one in charge wait are you really
00:30:20considering this i mean i wasn't not until nate started nickel and diming me so what would you be
00:30:26posting oh probably the same stuff that i post on instagram so why would people pay for it to form
00:30:36a
00:30:36deeper connection with me like imagine all the unhappy men in the world for just 50
00:30:43dollars they could get a personalized pick and text from me saying good morning handsome thinking about
00:30:50you today that's it people just want to feel special
00:31:00well good luck with nate
00:31:05don't underestimate me
00:31:34are you seeing anyone
00:31:37no
00:31:40you
00:31:41you
00:31:41nah
00:31:44you hear about jules
00:31:47no
00:31:49don't tell her i told you but nate told me she's a sugar baby
00:31:54a sugar baby
00:31:56a hooker
00:31:57but there's a difference right sugar babies don't have to have sex
00:32:00it's like having a chef who doesn't cook
00:32:02you ready maddie worked in management representing influencers and a few actors including dylan reed
00:32:16the heartthrob of early nights
00:32:21and action
00:32:36you're drunk
00:32:38i just had to close up the courage
00:32:46cut
00:32:46cut
00:32:47cut it
00:32:47gorgeous
00:32:51what if he kisses her and then says the line
00:32:53the kiss is the button
00:32:58let's try
00:33:00spin her
00:33:01kiss her
00:33:02then the line
00:33:03okay
00:33:05and action
00:33:10you're drunk
00:33:14i just had to build up the courage
00:33:20good note
00:33:21and cut
00:33:23where's my iced tea
00:33:24that was the day
00:33:25lexi gained dylan's respect
00:33:29hey lisa
00:33:50maddie's job appeared more glamorous than it was
00:33:53most days she was stuck behind a desk
00:34:00spencer's office this is maddie speaking
00:34:03hi
00:34:03yeah
00:34:04please
00:34:06i have annie on line too
00:34:08okay
00:34:11darling
00:34:12how are you
00:34:14how's well tomorrow
00:34:15i was just about to call you
00:34:23she had good relationships with the town
00:34:25i wanted to stay at the center
00:34:26stop patty
00:34:27you're getting paid $50,000
00:34:29to watch a movie
00:34:30don't have to stay for a moment
00:34:31give me a plug
00:34:32right
00:34:35the manager takes 10% of everything
00:34:41five grand for the night
00:34:47good money
00:34:49if you're maddie's boss
00:34:53thank you
00:34:53step two
00:35:01only a power greater than myself
00:35:03can restore my sanity
00:35:04fine
00:35:04i get it
00:35:05step three
00:35:08i just
00:35:11that's hard
00:35:11why
00:35:14because how am i supposed to give my life
00:35:16and will over to the care of god
00:35:17easy
00:35:18you believe in something greater than yourself
00:35:20that's something that's god
00:35:21god is good
00:35:22that is that
00:35:22you know i've never been into the whole believing in god thing
00:35:25you know
00:35:26yeah
00:35:27but i did meet this family
00:35:28and um
00:35:29they're super religious
00:35:30and just like
00:35:31so happy
00:35:34and it just made me think that maybe i'm the one missing something
00:35:37well religious people are happier
00:35:38that's a fact
00:35:39okay so what do i do
00:35:40is just like pick up a bible and start reading it
00:35:42that'll be a start
00:35:43yeah but isn't there a bunch of crazy shit in there
00:35:45like what
00:35:46oh yeah like girls
00:35:48what does that have to do with anything
00:35:49well doesn't it say that like gays should be put to death
00:35:52that was like 3,000 years ago
00:35:54what so 3,000 years ago was fine to like put the gays to death
00:35:57okay look
00:35:57you're talking about the israelites
00:35:59they were on the run
00:36:00that was the main thing
00:36:01all right
00:36:01it wasn't a time for any type of distractions
00:36:03so being gay is a distraction
00:36:04if you're running from the egyptian army
00:36:05fuck yeah it's a distraction
00:36:06you don't have a sex
00:36:07yeah but it specifically calls out gay sex
00:36:11they didn't want men fucking men
00:36:13all right
00:36:14okay
00:36:14they didn't say nothing about women
00:36:17but hold on
00:36:18it kind of makes sense though
00:36:19because the men had to focus back then
00:36:20all right
00:36:21the survival of the people was this thing
00:36:23okay so if two men got caught kissing
00:36:24they just
00:36:26oh my god
00:36:26what are you writing a romance novel
00:36:28it says men who lay with men
00:36:30you're talking about butt sex
00:36:33yo
00:36:33i don't know nothing about butt sex
00:36:35but i do know that war ain't the time for butt sex
00:36:38stop
00:36:39dude
00:36:40okay
00:36:41this is before the invention of soap germ theory
00:36:43anti-biotic
00:36:45okay
00:36:46you gotta have ground rules real
00:36:48i get it
00:36:49okay what i'm saying is
00:36:50you could spend all day
00:36:51picking apart these books
00:36:53what about this
00:36:54what about that
00:36:55all kinds of mis-translations
00:36:56you know
00:36:57just taking everything out of context
00:36:58you either have faith
00:37:00or you don't have faith
00:37:01otherwise you can argue about this shit forever
00:37:07okay i'm sold
00:37:08i'm making the decision
00:37:09god be my witness
00:37:11that i'm gonna read the bible
00:37:13okay
00:37:13and when i do
00:37:14i'm gonna read every word as absolute fact
00:37:17god damn
00:37:18you ain't gotta be so extreme about it
00:37:19no no no
00:37:20ali you said it yourself
00:37:20either you believe or you don't believe
00:37:22right
00:37:23so i'm choosing to believe
00:37:28the miracles have begun
00:37:31amen
00:37:32hallelujah
00:37:37all right
00:37:39the first book of moses
00:37:48called jesus
00:37:53in the beginning
00:37:54god created the heavens
00:37:57and the earth
00:37:58the earth
00:38:00was about form
00:38:01and void
00:38:02and darkness
00:38:03was on the face
00:38:05of the deep
00:38:05and the spirit of god
00:38:08was hovering
00:38:09over the face
00:38:10of the waters
00:38:11then god said
00:38:14let there be light
00:38:22and then
00:38:22light
00:38:27huh
00:38:27you're a retard
00:38:29lori needs you
00:38:30uh yeah i'll see you tomorrow
00:38:32all right
00:38:39oh
00:38:40oh
00:38:50oh
00:38:52Let's go.
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