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Number One Fan (2026) Season 1 Episode 1
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00:31Welcome back.
00:33And if you've just joined us, you haven't missed a thing.
00:38Caroline, did you just put a photo up?
00:41OK, let's just say that Chef Carl
00:43no longer requires my assistance in the kitchen.
00:46And I'm all right with that.
00:48Thank God I was wearing an apron, though.
00:49Would have ruined my lovely new suit.
00:53OK, left him with the show.
00:55And I am delighted to welcome onto my sofa
00:57the fascinating Cillian Carr.
01:01Cillian, I'm so excited to meet you.
01:04Delighted to be here, Lizzie.
01:06Now, you are an empath, but what exactly does that mean?
01:11Well, an empath is a person who can really feel someone else's feelings.
01:15Even if the other person is hiding their true emotions.
01:18So, do you know what I'm feeling right now?
01:22Absolutely. Don't mean to tell you.
01:25Um, I'm not sure, actually. It feels a bit personal.
01:29I bet it does your cold-blooded viper tart.
01:32Oh, go on. These lot are dying to hear.
01:36Lucy, you're what I'd call a Prosecco person.
01:39OK, I mean, I like your tipple.
01:41Well, no, what I mean is that you're bubbly and full of fun.
01:45Comes right at me, like a fizzy energy.
01:48Oh, thank you.
01:49I also feel a lot of warmth and kindness, too.
01:53Well, yeah, I mean, I think it's important to be kind.
01:55You never know what someone's going through.
02:02Although you do, Cillian.
02:03And that's why it's such a joy to be around people like you.
02:06Ah, do you know what?
02:08I think I like having an empath around.
02:10I'd rather the Prosecco, thanks.
02:13Was that you, Caroline?
02:15OK, Cillian, thank you for ignoring how I feel about Caroline right now.
02:20OK, you're ready for the class.
02:23OK, that's it for today.
02:24So, to everybody watching, from the bottom of my heart, thank you.
02:29Without you, there is no show.
02:31I'll see you tomorrow.
02:33Bye.
02:33Good, and we're clear.
02:35Good show, everyone.
02:36Good studio.
02:37It's great.
02:39It's a great show.
02:41Solid show.
02:43The omelette spill played nicely.
02:44It's not like you to be clumsy.
02:46Well, you know, every time I draw attention to the Sunsuka clothes, I get a little bonus.
02:51Hey, clever girl.
02:53Well, you did the contract, Mel.
02:57Mm-hmm.
02:59Yeah, that's great.
03:02Tickets for the secret launch, snapped up in minutes.
03:05Oh, brilliant.
03:07I really hope they like the products.
03:09Oh, they're going to love them.
03:10What look do you want for the shoot later?
03:12I was thinking that, like, really nice, chewy, naturally radiant skin.
03:17So, it's going to take a while.
03:19Babes, you've never looked better.
03:20Ah, you would say that.
03:21You're my manager.
03:22I also firmly believe you're going to win Best Presenter.
03:25No, I've put a grand on it.
03:26You have not.
03:27Yes, I have.
03:31Oh, for fuck's sake.
03:33I've told the mailroom to screen these.
03:36What?
03:36Homemade truffles?
03:37You don't want them.
03:38I'll take them.
03:38Tabby.
03:39What?
03:39They're made of cow shit.
03:40How do you know?
03:41We get a delivery every four weeks.
03:43Like clockwork.
03:44Christ.
03:44I keep telling her we can investigate this creep.
03:48Yeah, but even if they got them, he'd probably just get off with a warning and, I don't know, I
03:51feel sorry for them.
03:53Anyway, I'd rather receive them than make them.
03:56Yeah, well, I'll put it like that.
04:16I should have called, I would have come up.
04:17That's for your mum.
04:19She's going to need a bit of pampering when she gets out of hospital.
04:21Oh, Lute.
04:22She'll be made up.
04:23Tommy, do we have time to go to the supermarket before we pick up Poppy?
04:27Uh, I'll drop you there, get Poppy from school and I'll soak her back for you.
04:34Ah, you're a star.
04:54Tell, please.
04:55What?
04:56Uh, tell.
04:57Oh, right.
04:58Yeah, there you go.
05:01Hey, how are you?
05:02How's it going?
05:03It's good.
05:04It's good.
05:04Have you got that, uh, sauna repair yet?
05:07Ah, we're waiting for the part from Germany and we'll back up this weekend, I promise.
05:11Promise.
05:17I should have mentioned, we keep tower supplies on the counter.
05:25Right.
05:27And, Jacob, to get a guaranteed smile, when a member arrives,
05:32you say, hi, here you go, enjoy your session, and you give them the towel.
05:41Cool.
05:43Works every time.
05:50Hello, my love.
05:52So, how's Jacob getting on?
05:55I've just put him on reception.
05:57Nice.
05:57Here you go.
05:58Enjoy your session.
05:59Hello, mate.
06:00It's early, but I think he's actually beginning to enjoy it.
06:04Tommy, Jacob's loving his work experience.
06:07Of course he is.
06:08So, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
06:11No.
06:11Well, you're thinking summer job, and I'm thinking it's barely been two hours.
06:17Let's not jinx it.
06:19Come on.
06:20My two boys working together.
06:21A girl can dream, can't she?
06:22Keep sopping over him like that, and he won't set a foot back in there.
06:47See you in a bit.
06:49Thanks, Tommy.
07:05Whoa, whoa, whoa, stop, stop, hey, hey, Bill, hit him fucking there, Bill.
07:12Bill, oh, my God.
07:15Get off me.
07:20Oh, my God, that was amazing.
07:22You're incredible.
07:23I know.
07:24I'm just ex-military.
07:25The, um, the training kicks in.
07:27Thank you so much.
07:28What's your name?
07:30Donna.
07:31Hey, Donna.
07:31Look, I'm Lucy.
07:34Oh, my God.
07:36It is you.
07:37Oh, sorry, I just maybe thought it was somebody who looked like her.
07:41I mean, I mean you.
07:42I mean, sorry.
07:43Just, just, I watched Lucy.
07:46Lucy Logan live every day.
07:48Really?
07:49Really.
07:50I mean, it's like this magical world you can escape into.
07:53I'm your number one fan.
07:56Why don't you come to the studio or watch us record?
07:59The studio?
08:01Stop here.
08:01What are you doing tomorrow morning?
08:03No, this is too much.
08:04No, really.
08:06Is that a yes?
08:07Are you going to come?
08:09Yeah.
08:09Yes, please.
08:10Yes.
08:11Yes, thank you.
08:12Yes.
08:13Oh, thank you, Lucy.
08:14No, thank you.
08:16No, thank you.
08:19I mean, it was scary, but the way she rammed him with that trolley had almost made it worth
08:23it.
08:24I'm just glad you're not hurt.
08:25I'm going to give her the full tour and a big box of goodies.
08:29She'll love that.
08:30Well, she deserves it.
08:31The bad cost of fortune.
08:32It's a great story, Lucy.
08:33Could make for a nice interview.
08:35Do you know, I don't know if Donna strikes me as the type of person that would want that
08:38sort of attention, but we'll see.
08:40You're perfect.
08:41Right.
08:42Are we ready?
08:42Let's do it.
08:43Okay.
08:48All right.
08:48Let's do it.
08:51Oh, my God.
08:52It's freezing.
08:53The water's hot.
08:54You'll get all red and sweaty.
08:55Oh, no.
08:55I don't want to mess with my natural radiance, do we?
08:59Oh, right.
09:00Okay.
09:00Quick question.
09:01Am I supposed to look serene when my teeth are chattering?
09:03Did you happen to my own turn?
09:06See ya?
09:06Okay.
09:06Oh, my God.
09:36Oh, my God.
10:06Actors, pop stars.
10:08Do you remember Kylie?
10:09Oh, my all-time favourite.
10:11I don't think I've ever seen her open up as much.
10:14You're an amazing interviewer.
10:16Well, I'm glad you think so, because I want to interview you about our little misadventure.
10:24What?
10:24On the show?
10:25No.
10:26No, I can't.
10:27We'd just be right here, just like we are now.
10:30No.
10:31No.
10:33You're not going to make me, are you?
10:34I think I'd die.
10:36Oh, OK.
10:36It's all right.
10:37Forget I even mentioned it.
10:39Sorry, Lucy.
10:40No, it's fine.
10:40But you don't mind if I talk about it on air, do you?
10:44Oh, of course not.
10:45It's just I don't want to be in front of the cameras.
10:48Yeah, of course.
10:49Listen, the last thing I want to do is make you feel uncomfortable.
10:52Oh, no.
11:04So, I'm there watching this whole thing play out, and I just freeze, totally useless.
11:09But she's just there, and she's giving it what for, and she grabs my bag back off him,
11:13and then he just, he runs off, he legs it.
11:16And after doing all of that, she only asks me for one thing.
11:23To remain anonymous.
11:25So, thank you.
11:27From the bottom of my heart, to my very own real-life superhero.
11:33You're amazing.
11:41Oh.
11:42Oh.
11:43It really does smell like a forest, isn't it?
11:46And I tell you what, wait till you smell the organic skincare range.
11:49It's absolutely beautiful.
11:51Right, where did I put those lipsticks?
11:54Lucy, you don't have to give me all this stuff.
11:56Don't be daft.
11:57I get sent loads of things.
11:59And anyway, you deserve it.
12:02Do you know what would look amazing on you?
12:06This jacket.
12:08Is that designer?
12:09Yeah.
12:10I can't wear it.
12:12I'm brand ambassador for Sansuka, so I'll wear all their clothes.
12:15Oh.
12:17I think I've seen this online.
12:20What do you think?
12:22It's just fantastic.
12:23I think you look amazing in it.
12:26It's orders.
12:27Lucy, this is a fortune.
12:29Don't be silly.
12:31It's a gift.
12:34It's great news, Mum.
12:36Look, I'll call you later.
12:38Now stay in bed.
12:40Yeah.
12:41Just on the phone to Mum.
12:43Operation White Mel.
12:44Oh, that's brilliant.
12:45Tommy, this is Donna.
12:47You mean Wonder Woman?
12:49You see, you're famous.
12:50Tommy, would you drop Donna off for me?
12:52Of course.
12:53I'd be honoured.
12:54Oh, thank you.
12:55Oh, great, yeah.
12:57Thanks.
12:58Thanks.
12:59Oh.
13:01And thank you so much.
13:04And being on set and watching you was one of the best days of my life.
13:09Well, then don't be a stranger.
13:10I'll have a word with security, and if you're passing by, just drop in.
13:14Oh, I will.
13:15Thank you, Lucy.
13:17All right.
13:17See you.
13:18Bye.
13:18Thanks, Tommy.
13:20Yeah, see you in a bit.
13:21After you.
13:22Oh, right.
13:26Okay.
13:27Yeah.
13:39All right.
13:40There you go.
13:41Sorry, I'm there.
13:42I just texted a mate, trying to explain.
13:45Oh, it's all right.
13:45Why don't you finish that?
13:46I'll get the boxes.
13:47Okay.
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