00:04i don't think it's up to me to straighten that one out no as the instructor like even if i
00:09saw
00:09it was twisted you know it's not my job there that's yours i could and even if i noticed i'm
00:15like oh boy that's all twisted up i can't i don't even think i can be like your crotch
00:20well you just said you can you please straighten up the strap i have to say i feel like if
00:25i
00:25notice the strap i think what i would be like is everyone check your straps even the ones that go
00:32between your legs and make sure that they're not no but you are taking people out on a raft you're
00:36responsible for them but if i'm like your crotch strap is quite twisted i don't want to be your
00:42strap is caught in your camel toe you know i don't want to be that guy i i'm trying to
00:46come up with
00:47like a another way a creative way everybody check your straps the crotch straps make sure they're
00:52not twisted anyone's twisted you've got to go through and look to make sure everyone's crotch
00:56is okay nope that is not part of it yes a crotch inspection last minute inspection your crotch
01:02looks good your crotch looking good this crotch crotch is fine there you go crotch you're responsible
01:09for their safety i understand but it's okay to say hey you can adjust the straps between your legs
01:15you're not saying hey your vaginal lips are showing i feel this is why i feel i would feel bad
01:20in the same way of telling someone i don't really know that their fly is down yeah because
01:26i'm not going to die in a white water i know but it's a different thing but you can never
01:32just like
01:33be like hold on one second oh yeah no i can't but that's not it's not life or death you're
01:40right
01:40you can't you can't do that you guys are looking at it all wrong if my dong is hanging under
01:44my pants
01:44i'm not going to possibly die from it yeah but imagine my jacket's not on and i go white water
01:49rafting and fall out i could die but what if your dong's out and i put it back for you
01:54like i grabbed it and i that's weird it's a totally different stupid comparison you can't relate the
02:01two one safety gear that has to be worn correctly i don't think i can just a penis out of
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