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00:00:11Buy lingerie, check. Bikini watch, check. Get boyfriend, check. Just one thing left to do
00:00:18before I lose my virginity at the glorious age of 21. Stop thinking about dick. I'm not thinking
00:00:23about dick, okay? I'm just nervous to lose my virginity to Mr. Big Dick, okay?
00:00:30Oh, fuck. It's Luke, my favorite customer. Did he hear? Okay, don't think about dick, especially
00:00:40not Luke's dick, especially not about Luke's probably really big dick. Morning, dick. Double
00:00:46shot of espresso in a mocha frap with nonfat milk, right? You're perfect. Thank you. Right?
00:00:51Isn't Sophie just perfect? Mike, I'm sorry. I didn't know you were coming. I would have
00:00:57got ready. Oh, don't worry. He's just here for a coffee. No. I'm here to see my girl.
00:01:01I'm here to see my girl. Want coffee? Right, right. Sorry.
00:01:28Oh, my God. Mikey, don't laugh. We're so mean. Go help your girlfriend. All right, all right,
00:01:34all right. I'm sorry. No, babe, don't see. You look great. My bad, my bad, my bad, my bad.
00:01:47Come here. Don't worry about that. I do it all the time.
00:01:52Let me remake your coffee.
00:02:00Right, guy. See, it's my girl. My face to wipe. Thanks, but, uh, no thanks.
00:02:07Oh, my God. Look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor like that. She's such a slut.
00:02:12As if someone as hot as him would want her. Yeah. Watch this. Oh, Mikey. Where did you find
00:02:19someone as cute as Sophie? Looks like she's not very experienced at grown-up things like making coffee
00:02:26or having sex.
00:02:29Tosh, oh, come on. Oh, my God. Are we talking to the oldest virgin on campus?
00:02:40So, uh, you're a virgin?
00:02:46Oh, be careful, Mikey. I think we have a stage five clinger right here.
00:02:53Brooke, is it? Yeah, you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic.
00:02:57What? I literally don't even know you.
00:03:00Don't be embarrassed. Look, it's just chlamydia this week, gonorrhea last month.
00:03:04You should be more careful who you're sleeping with, especially while you're on the medication.
00:03:07Oh, my God. What? It was just chlamydia. Oh, fuck you all.
00:03:15Sounds like she already did.
00:03:17Oh, boy.
00:03:35I'm really, really sorry. I really don't like your boyfriend.
00:03:38He doesn't like my boyfriend? What does that mean?
00:03:44Shit, my appointment. I gotta go. Sorry.
00:03:51All right, we'll have your birth control ready for you after the doctor administers a routine pelvic exam.
00:03:56So go ahead and put this on.
00:03:58Oh, he'll be with you in a moment, sweetie.
00:04:00He?
00:04:06A man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam?
00:04:10This day could not get any more humiliating.
00:04:15Good morning, Miss Tisdale.
00:04:20It's Luke.
00:04:22Luke is a gynecologist.
00:04:23My gynecologist.
00:04:41Don't worry, I'm full of the doctor titty-champ as it's your first time.
00:04:45Right. My first time.
00:04:47Miss Tisdale, is it?
00:04:48Yes. Nice to meet you, Dr. Miller.
00:04:51Nice to meet me? Pretty sure we've met a couple times already.
00:04:53Grind me. I mean, the coffee shop. Grind me.
00:04:59Oh, no. He remembers me.
00:05:02So you are here looking for a prescription for birth control?
00:05:06Yes.
00:05:07That asshole.
00:05:08Yes.
00:05:10I cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom if you want to prevent any kind
00:05:14of unwanted pregnancies, right?
00:05:15I mean, I'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with that guy.
00:05:19I will use a condom.
00:05:22I'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all. He's not good for you.
00:05:25Dr. Miller, I'm not sure that you're-
00:05:27Nurse, can you grab me a spectrum, please?
00:05:29Yes, Dr. Miller.
00:05:30I'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do.
00:05:34I'm ready. I think I'm ready.
00:05:37Mike's my boyfriend, and yeah, he's kind of an asshole, but he likes me, and nobody's ever really liked me,
00:05:41so...
00:05:41You know what? I'm sorry that I overstepped the boundaries there.
00:05:47Let's get started with a breast exam.
00:05:51Breast exam?
00:05:53Breast exam?
00:05:54If you're uncomfortable, I can always get a different doctor.
00:05:56No, it's- I like it. It's fine.
00:06:03Uh, it's probably easier if you play back.
00:06:09It's okay.
00:06:13It's okay.
00:06:14Stop thinking about losing your virginity.
00:06:16Stop it. Stop.
00:06:18My head's cold.
00:06:20No, they're perfect.
00:06:22Stop embarrassing yourself.
00:06:24There's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist.
00:06:29There are no abnormalities.
00:06:34Thank you, Luke.
00:06:36Dr. Miller.
00:06:38That wasn't so bad.
00:06:39Sophie, can you put your feet up and start for me?
00:06:46Okay, yes, I've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs, but not performing a pap smear.
00:06:54So, I need you to relax for a moment.
00:06:58All right? You're doing good.
00:07:01I wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms.
00:07:12I'm going to be inserting a speculum.
00:07:16You're going to swab them your cervix.
00:07:18I need you to relax for a moment.
00:07:23So, do you like younger women?
00:07:27I mean, as your students, because you work on campus.
00:07:31No, my family donated to the clinic a couple years ago, or a while ago, actually.
00:07:37So, in my great-grandfather's honor, I donated a few hours of my time at the clinic.
00:07:42Oh, duh.
00:07:43Now he thinks, you think he's a creep.
00:07:45Amazing.
00:07:46Last thing, I'm going to touch your abdomen, just to check on your internal organs.
00:07:51All right?
00:07:53Relax for me. You're doing good.
00:07:56His finger's literally inside of me.
00:07:58Oh, my gosh.
00:08:05I think I just had an orgasm.
00:08:09Did he?
00:08:11All right.
00:08:13He's so noticed.
00:08:15Oh, my God.
00:08:16Everything looks good.
00:08:17No abnormalities.
00:08:19All right?
00:08:21Be right back.
00:08:28Is that a freaking wet spot?
00:08:33I can never look at that man in the eyes ever again.
00:08:40All right.
00:08:41So, here's your brick.
00:08:47Should I bring it to her, to the cafe?
00:08:51Yeah, we...
00:08:52No, she's my patient.
00:09:00Mike is going to come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight.
00:09:05You are so graphic.
00:09:08Speaking of sperm, I assume your appointment went okay.
00:09:12You will never believe who my gynecologist was.
00:09:16Luke.
00:09:17Are you serious?
00:09:19You got a finger by the...
00:09:20Dr. He'll buy coffee from you?
00:09:22The Luke?
00:09:24Sophie, you're a freak.
00:09:26So, is he, like, good with his fingers, or...
00:09:31Shut up, everybody.
00:09:32Shit.
00:09:32He's so sexy.
00:09:34Maybe I should schedule my pap smear.
00:09:36Okay.
00:09:37Don't worry.
00:09:38Okay?
00:09:40Tonight's going to be amazing.
00:09:41Okay, Soph?
00:09:42Yes.
00:09:43Come on.
00:09:44Let's get you ready for your big night tonight.
00:09:46Mike.
00:09:50I hope Mike's worth it, Sophie.
00:09:55Why do I even care?
00:10:01Yo.
00:10:02Ready to fork over a grand tonight?
00:10:04Is that Sophie's boyfriend?
00:10:10You're not winning any bet tonight, buddy.
00:10:12You're dating a nun.
00:10:13She's never going to let you smash.
00:10:15I'm calling it.
00:10:16Dude, she's low-key a slut.
00:10:19I just can't prove it.
00:10:22You will soon.
00:10:25You're going to film her?
00:10:26No.
00:10:30Dude, you're sick.
00:10:32What if she doesn't let you hit?
00:10:34A little bit of this.
00:10:37And she's going to go feral.
00:10:41Yo, that 1,500 is mine.
00:10:44Just keep the cameras rolling.
00:10:48Don't get involved, Luke.
00:10:49You're just your customer and doctor.
00:10:54Hey.
00:10:55Hey.
00:10:55You need to pay.
00:11:00Fuck.
00:11:00My eyes.
00:11:01What the fuck?
00:11:02Where's your fucking friend live?
00:11:03Before I call the cops.
00:11:06K-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka.
00:11:09I need to get to Sophie.
00:11:16The lady.
00:11:35Nervous?
00:11:38Why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend
00:11:41than I did with my freaking gynecologist?
00:11:47Nervous?
00:11:48I'm a little nervous.
00:11:50Don't be.
00:11:52You know my cherries I popped.
00:11:58Wait.
00:11:59What?
00:12:01I'm sorry, I forgot to start my birth control.
00:12:03We're gonna have to wait, I'm sorry Mike.
00:12:05I can't do this.
00:12:09Are you kidding me?
00:12:10I'm sorry you were not hot enough to blue ball me for another month.
00:12:13Mike, why would you say something like that?
00:12:16I'm going home.
00:12:22There it is, man.
00:12:26What the hell you are?
00:12:28Not until I get something.
00:12:32No.
00:12:33No.
00:12:36Stop, Mike.
00:12:37Stop.
00:12:39Hey.
00:12:45Who the fuck invited you?
00:12:51Dr. Miller.
00:12:53Hey, Sophie.
00:12:54Hey.
00:12:55Hey, stay with me.
00:12:58Hey.
00:12:59Hey, Sophie.
00:13:00Hey.
00:13:01Hey.
00:13:02Hey, can you hear me?
00:13:03Did you take something?
00:13:05What's up, Grandpa?
00:13:06Who the fuck invited you?
00:13:10Listen up, dumbass.
00:13:12Making her like you is the last good thing that will ever happen to you.
00:13:14I go to an Ivy League asshole.
00:13:16If you want her, you can have her.
00:13:18I got plenty of pussy to choose from.
00:13:20What?
00:13:20What's so funny?
00:13:21You don't go to an Ivy League school anymore, brother.
00:13:23Says who?
00:13:24You ever study in Miller Hall?
00:13:26Yeah.
00:13:28I'm Dr. Luke Miller.
00:13:30My family is the biggest donor to the university since ever.
00:13:34That means I got the dean on speed dial.
00:13:37Dad, you just pissed your future away, brother.
00:13:40Wait.
00:13:40Wait.
00:13:42Wait.
00:13:42No, no, no.
00:13:43And you can let your buddy Jake know, too.
00:13:46No, no, no.
00:13:46Please, can we talk about this?
00:13:48It was just a joke.
00:13:48Oh, you want to talk?
00:13:50No.
00:13:53Hey.
00:13:55Hey, come on.
00:14:12She's either really wasted or drugged.
00:14:14Either way, it's not good.
00:14:22You stole me from my date?
00:14:25Gives you the right, you asshole.
00:14:31I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation.
00:14:35Stop talking to me like you're my dad.
00:14:36I don't have a daddy fetish.
00:14:46How much did you have to drink?
00:14:48I can drink however much I want and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with.
00:14:53Just because you shoved a speculum up me doesn't mean you can tell me what to do, Dr. Miller.
00:14:56Don't call me Dr. Miller.
00:14:58Tell me this.
00:14:58Why did you prescribe me birth control if you're not even going to let me use it?
00:15:06I was at the bar.
00:15:08All right?
00:15:08And I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet that he could take your virginity and record it.
00:15:20Wow.
00:15:23I'm an idiot.
00:15:25No, you're an idiot.
00:15:28First, I can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist to the point where I'm orgasming during the exam.
00:15:36And as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough, I was going to lose my virginity to
00:15:41a complete asshole.
00:15:43I waxed my asshole for that asshole.
00:15:48Sorry, Sophie.
00:15:55Sophie, you want my virginity, Luke?
00:16:04You can have it.
00:16:13Someone clearly wants me.
00:16:16Are you hard right now?
00:16:24We're mid-argument.
00:16:27That's so wrong.
00:16:29You're drunk.
00:16:30I'm taking you home.
00:16:33What are you doing?
00:16:34You're drunk.
00:16:35I'm taking you home.
00:16:35What?
00:16:36No, I can't go home.
00:16:37My roommate's there.
00:16:39I told her I was going to be at Mike's.
00:16:40She's probably having sex because she's fuckable unlike me.
00:16:49We're here.
00:16:51Here?
00:16:51Where is here?
00:16:53My place.
00:16:55You can stay here for the night, wait until your roommate wakes up and answers the phone.
00:16:59If you're comfortable.
00:17:00I want to.
00:17:02I mean, I'm cool.
00:17:04I'm cool with that.
00:17:06But is your girlfriend going to be cool with that?
00:17:09Smooth, Sophie.
00:17:12Who says I have a girlfriend?
00:17:36You're in Dr. Miller's room, the room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year.
00:17:53How do you afford to live here alone? It's huge.
00:17:57I don't like tight spaces.
00:18:00Not all tight spaces.
00:18:02Is he a tease or do I just need to bleach my mind?
00:18:06Come on, let's get you cleaned up. You'll feel better afterwards.
00:18:09Thanks for taking care of me, Doc.
00:18:15Sorry, I don't think I can unclasp my bra.
00:18:19I'm happy.
00:18:46I'm happy.
00:18:53You don't have to look away, Doc. You've seen way too much of me already.
00:19:00I just don't want to be disrespectful.
00:19:04You know, I don't want you thinking I lure my patients home all the time.
00:19:07Wait. You mean you don't rescue all of your college girl patients from their evil boyfriend and draw them a
00:19:16bath in your two million dollar home, Dr. Miller?
00:19:18No, Mrs. Doe.
00:19:22Then why me? I'm nothing special.
00:19:25You don't mess up my coffee order.
00:19:29You're kind to people.
00:19:32You're beautiful.
00:19:43You're beautiful.
00:19:45Who is that?
00:19:48This is my crazy ex-girlfriend.
00:19:50Um, you have to hide right now.
00:19:53All right?
00:19:55Come on.
00:19:57Luke?
00:19:59Are you home?
00:20:04Lukey?
00:20:05Come out, come out.
00:20:08Stop playing.
00:20:09I stole one of your pagers.
00:20:11I know you're not on call.
00:20:19Don't say a word.
00:20:20There's no way that thing's fitting inside of me, his ex, or anyone else.
00:20:27Are you seriously gonna hook up with your ex right now? What the hell?
00:20:32She's a Dean's daughter.
00:20:34We broke up forever ago, but she stalks my patients. She gets them kicked out of school.
00:20:38Then why did you strip down and get into bed?
00:20:40Shhh.
00:20:44What are you doing?
00:20:46You didn't answer my calls.
00:20:48I'm sleeping.
00:20:50Why don't I join you?
00:20:57I can think of a million things I'd rather do.
00:20:59Like what, baby?
00:21:01Like the thing that I do with the ice cubes?
00:21:04Ice cubes?
00:21:05What ice cubes?
00:21:06Like call the cops.
00:21:08Do you not remember I have a restraining order against you?
00:21:10Your father begged me to not go through with it.
00:21:12Come on, Lukey.
00:21:14You know you love screwing me.
00:21:21I have someone new in my life.
00:21:25Someone new? Who the fuck is she?
00:21:29I'm gonna give you three seconds to get out of my room.
00:21:32And if you're still here, I'm gonna call the cops.
00:21:33Then I'm gonna call the dean.
00:21:35And I'm gonna let him know that his psychotic daughter stole my pager.
00:21:39Do you know how dangerous that is?
00:21:40No. You can't.
00:21:42One.
00:21:45Two.
00:21:45Fine. Fine.
00:21:47I'm leaving.
00:21:50Your loss.
00:22:00My family emancip is so sweet.
00:22:01Oh my god, Luke.
00:22:02Oh my god, Luke...
00:22:15Holy shit.
00:22:18You smell like booze.
00:22:19I sobered up, I swear.
00:22:22What's with the ice cubes?
00:22:27I prefer no ice cubes.
00:22:34You won't move on from me, Lukas.
00:22:38You'll come back to me after I take care of that little distraction.
00:22:57My virginity?
00:23:00Yep. Still intact.
00:23:05Fuck my life.
00:23:07Language, Ms. Tisdale.
00:23:09Jesus, what the hell are you doing?
00:23:13I'm here to tend to your massive hangover, whatever else your asshole ex gave you last night.
00:23:18What would you have me do?
00:23:20Don't say it. Don't say it.
00:23:22You could join me.
00:23:27Sophie, you're 21 years old.
00:23:37Luke, that is three years past legal.
00:23:40There are plenty of guys on campus who would want to fuck me, so what's your problem?
00:23:43There are plenty of guys on campus who would want to fuck me, so what's your problem?
00:24:02I don't even want to think about some boy touching you.
00:24:04But?
00:24:07But a lot of things, Sophie.
00:24:09You're my patient for one.
00:24:11In an on-campus clinic.
00:24:14I'm graduating this year.
00:24:17Second?
00:24:20Your version.
00:24:22Ouch.
00:24:24I'm asking you to change that.
00:24:34You're talking to Dr. Miller right now, love.
00:24:39But you're asking me to fuck you.
00:24:44I don't make both.
00:24:46I'm not going to call you in the morning afterwards, all right, sweetheart?
00:24:49I'm not that guy.
00:24:55Well, maybe I don't need you to call me Luke.
00:24:58I'm a big girl.
00:24:59I can handle myself.
00:25:02Unless you're just not interested.
00:25:05I saw how hot your ex is and she's good at crazy sex, according to you.
00:25:12Someone's jealous.
00:25:15Sophie, there's a reason why I drive across campus.
00:25:18It's to come to your shitty little cafe to have you make me a cup of coffee.
00:25:21Because it's cheap.
00:25:34Because I enjoy looking at your ass in your uniform when you bend over and make me my cup of
00:25:39coffee.
00:25:42You see, you don't have to pull any tricks for me to want to tear into your perfect body.
00:25:46So do it.
00:25:48I'm ready, I promise.
00:25:54Ready?
00:26:01What's that?
00:26:02As your doctor, I know you haven't started your birth control.
00:26:09Sorry, Sophie.
00:26:12Are you kidding me?
00:26:21Can I, uh, can I get a...
00:26:23Continue.
00:26:23You're killing me.
00:26:24So the Dr. Miller takes you to his fancy-ass house, you see his dick, and you're still...
00:26:30A virgin?
00:26:31Yeah.
00:26:32I threw every proposition in the book at him, and he just didn't want this.
00:26:39Can you wait?
00:26:40Oh my god.
00:26:41Sophie, no 36-year-old man...
00:26:44I looked at Zazia, by the way.
00:26:45Is passing up a hot virgin co-ed like you.
00:26:49He respects you, dummy.
00:26:51Or he doesn't think I'm worth the trouble.
00:26:53I mean, he's clearly experienced, sophisticated, sexy.
00:26:57All the things I'm not.
00:26:58You have a brand new, shiny, tight pussy.
00:27:02A Cadillac pussy.
00:27:04And Luke's gonna be back for a test drive.
00:27:06Watch.
00:27:09Hi, is the Cadillac pussy a new drink?
00:27:11No, can you just order?
00:27:27I thought that you were Dr. Miller's intern.
00:27:30But a janitor makes a lot more sense.
00:27:35Luke's psycho ex followed me.
00:27:40What do you want?
00:27:42I think we got off on the wrong foot.
00:27:47I didn't get to introduce myself when you were in bed with my boyfriend.
00:27:52Luke is not your boyfriend, Gina.
00:27:54He made it clear that you two broke up.
00:27:56Oh, so you admit that you're screwing Dr. Miller knowing that I am pregnant with his child.
00:28:03Can you believe it?
00:28:06Sophie's evil.
00:28:08First Mike, now someone's boyfriend?
00:28:10A slut.
00:28:12Pregnant with Luke's.
00:28:14Did you really think that a man that accomplished attractive and rich would settle for some broke loser barista?
00:28:24Sophie, you idiot.
00:28:25Of course, he was never yours.
00:28:30Sophie, you can have him.
00:28:33You didn't have to hurt my baby.
00:28:35I didn't do this.
00:28:36I swear I would never.
00:28:37What's going on?
00:28:38Your employee just assaulted that pregnant woman.
00:28:41No, I didn't.
00:28:42I've never spoken to this woman before today.
00:28:43Hey, that's the dean's daughter.
00:28:47Sophie?
00:28:48I'm calling the police.
00:28:50No, I would never do this.
00:28:51Please.
00:28:52She's just assaulted a pregnant woman.
00:28:54We need a medic, too.
00:28:56I'm a doctor.
00:29:02I'm a doctor.
00:29:23Um, no, no, no, no.
00:29:25I'm fine.
00:29:27I'll just be going.
00:29:30We can't let you leave without a medical clearance.
00:29:34Never seen him look so angry.
00:29:36Yeah, it'll be no trouble at all.
00:29:41Your doctor didn't tell you you can't drink caffeine when you're pregnant?
00:29:45It was for a friend.
00:29:46You liar.
00:29:47I saw you drinking from it.
00:29:49Let me go.
00:29:50I don't want to press charges.
00:29:54Just a moment.
00:30:05Oh, my God.
00:30:06God, you're crazy.
00:30:08You're actually crazy.
00:30:10Luke, please, I can explain.
00:30:12She's not right for you.
00:30:15Breaking into my house, stealing my pager, that's normal for you, Gina.
00:30:19I get it.
00:30:20But I draw the line when you try to hurt somebody that I care about.
00:30:29Officer, I want her involuntarily committed.
00:30:31She's a danger to herself and people around her.
00:30:35I'll sign the warrant myself.
00:30:36Stop, Luke.
00:30:38This isn't you.
00:30:40You are just being taken advantage of.
00:30:42She's nothing.
00:30:44A cheap, broke, campus whore.
00:30:47You're better than this, Luke.
00:30:50Officer, take her away.
00:30:55Let's go.
00:30:56Let's go.
00:30:57You bitch!
00:30:58You don't deserve him.
00:31:00Let's go.
00:31:02I knew she was psycho.
00:31:04You couldn't even hurt Flay, even if someone paid you to.
00:31:08Thanks, Ev.
00:31:09Sophie, I'm sorry.
00:31:10I should never have taken her word over yours.
00:31:13Take the day.
00:31:23Someone's waiting for their new test drive.
00:31:25Cadillac Pissy.
00:31:35You came just to save me?
00:31:38Of course I did.
00:31:45I knew that when she stopped blowing my phone up that she was going to come after you,
00:31:49so I didn't stand to see you get hurt because of me.
00:31:57I don't know if I'd buy that, Luke.
00:31:59Sophie, I rushed out of surgery for you.
00:32:01I know she's capable of doing crazy things.
00:32:03I don't think she's as crazy as you think.
00:32:06I mean, she had some pretty good points about you.
00:32:10What do you mean?
00:32:12I mean, you reject all of my advances, and then suddenly I'm so important you leave a patient for me?
00:32:20What do you see in me?
00:32:22Or am I just entertainment to you?
00:32:26Entertainment?
00:32:26Sophie, if you were to just entertain me, I wouldn't get involved in your life.
00:32:31You're just young.
00:32:37I should leave you the hell alone unless you find somebody more suitable.
00:32:41Just because you're this big hot shot doctor at UPN doesn't mean you know what's good for me or what
00:32:45I want.
00:32:52What do you want?
00:32:57You.
00:33:00Take me seriously.
00:33:04Get in the car.
00:33:06What?
00:33:07To where?
00:33:08Spend Thanksgiving with me and my family.
00:33:11What?
00:33:12Unless you have something else planned for the break.
00:33:39I thought you said we were here to meet your family, not go to a gala.
00:33:42We're doing both.
00:33:44My mother, she hosts our clinic's charity gala here for vacation home.
00:33:49Your vacation home?
00:33:51As in you have multiple?
00:33:54Wow.
00:33:55Mr. Miller, it's good to have you home, sir.
00:34:03And you have a butler at your vacation mansion?
00:34:06Luke, you're not just rich, you're like old money.
00:34:09What the hell?
00:34:11Look, I didn't say it because I don't want to stress out.
00:34:13The truth is, yes, my family's rich.
00:34:17But we're not here to impress them.
00:34:19We're here to show them that you're a part of my life.
00:34:22And that I'm not embarrassed to be seen with you.
00:34:37Is this the waitress that you've brought me, Lucas?
00:34:43Why is she dressed so frumpy?
00:34:49I'm not.
00:34:50Hang on.
00:34:52What even am I to Luke?
00:35:00Mother, this is Sophie, my girlfriend.
00:35:04Girlfriend?
00:35:05No way.
00:35:07Wait, focus, Sophie.
00:35:08Manners.
00:35:10Nice to meet you, Ms. Miller.
00:35:15Girlfriend?
00:35:17What happened to the pretty woman?
00:35:20Gina?
00:35:22The Dean's daughter, the one I worked so hard to set you up with?
00:35:26Ouch.
00:35:28Mother, again, as I just said, this is my girlfriend and my date to the gala.
00:35:34If I have to remind you to an importance in my life again, I'm going to make sure this gala
00:35:37does not go smoothly.
00:35:39Unless you want one of your pompous friends to know which one of their husbands you're sleeping with.
00:35:41Oh, you ungrateful child.
00:35:48If you'll excuse us, we need to get ready.
00:35:51Oh, before we go.
00:35:52Which room do you keep to bitches, Dior and Versace?
00:35:55She needs some options for tonight.
00:35:57Fourth floor, third door on your view.
00:36:01Thank you, Mother.
00:36:03Good to see you.
00:36:09That was the hottest thing anybody has ever done for me.
00:36:20Your brother has lost it.
00:36:22Get down here and handle this new, trashy arm candy.
00:36:33Is your mom always so...
00:36:36Narcissistic, psychopath?
00:36:38Yeah.
00:36:41That's why I don't really get along with the family.
00:36:44But the charity gala raises a lot of money for my patients, so I come back every year.
00:36:49You care a lot about your patients.
00:36:51That's sweet.
00:36:52I do.
00:36:54Plus, the other perk is I could spend a ton of money on you.
00:36:57What does that mean?
00:37:09Luke, you did not.
00:37:15Which one of them speaks to you?
00:37:18I mean, I want all of them.
00:37:19That's done.
00:37:20I haven't even picked one out.
00:37:22You said you want all of them.
00:37:25They're yours.
00:37:3180s.
00:37:32I can't accept this.
00:37:33This is like my whole college tuition in this room.
00:37:36Well, I didn't offer you a quarter million dollars in dresses to piss you off.
00:37:41Why do you like me?
00:37:42I'm just a college student, and you're you.
00:37:47Dr. Trust Fund, baby.
00:37:49You're cultured.
00:37:50Your parents host charity events.
00:37:53You have a butler that does your laundry.
00:37:54I do my laundry in a coin-operated machine that I share with, like, a hundred other students.
00:37:59It's not too late to not associate with me.
00:38:16Of course, it's too late.
00:38:17I've already fallen for you.
00:38:21Then why don't you go all the way with me?
00:38:28Because I want it to be right.
00:38:30I don't want you to look back on this and think of me as the old guy who took advantage
00:38:34of you.
00:38:34Yeah.
00:38:36But take it slow.
00:38:41Even though, there's nothing I'd rather do than rip your clothes off right now.
00:38:48Really?
00:38:55Really.
00:39:18Come back here.
00:39:20I'm just giving you what you want, Luke.
00:39:25Are you teasing me, Ms. Tisdale?
00:39:28You're the one that wants to wait, doctor.
00:39:38Just making sure you know what you're missing out on.
00:39:41Can you zip me up, please?
00:39:49You know, I'm going to give you a bag for this.
00:40:01Whatever you say, doc.
00:40:08That doesn't sound like Gina.
00:40:12He dumped my best friend?
00:40:14The gala is tonight, and Luke is supposed to have the dean's daughter on his arm,
00:40:21not strutting the campus mattress.
00:40:24Luke's an idiot for dumping an heiress for a barista.
00:40:29Don't worry, Mom.
00:40:31I'll pry that little gold digger off his arm just long enough for him to realize that he's made a
00:40:35mistake.
00:40:36Mm-hmm.
00:40:37That's my girl.
00:40:41Sophie, love, you've been in there for two hours.
00:40:44I promise you, you're going to be the most beautiful person at the gala tonight.
00:41:02Holy shit.
00:41:10It's not about being pretty.
00:41:11I just...
00:41:13I don't want to embarrass you in front of all your rich friends.
00:41:16I've never even been to a charity auction.
00:41:18Wouldn't it make more sense if we just met up at, like, a bowling alley and donated the party expenses?
00:41:26You're so refreshing.
00:41:29You ready?
00:41:46Wow.
00:41:48She's an upgrade of Regina.
00:41:49Yeah, you never said your brother's chef was so pretty.
00:41:53Why would you want to break them up?
00:41:55Oh, shut up.
00:41:56There was a two and a half billion dollar inheritance down the drain.
00:41:58If my brother marries a snow bunny, it's that of Gina.
00:42:08I'd like to thank you all for coming to the Baldwin Memorial Charity event.
00:42:11This is a great opportunity for us to raise money for the family clinic.
00:42:15Myself and my girlfriend, Sophie Tisdale, are very excited to meet and talk to all of you.
00:42:20Cheers.
00:42:40Good evening, everyone.
00:42:43Thank you so much for being here at our wonderful charity auction.
00:42:49Our first item.
00:42:54An all-expense-paid trip to Bora Bora with its amazing, iconic, volcanic views.
00:43:02Starting big.
00:43:04Five thousand.
00:43:06Five thousand.
00:43:07Now six.
00:43:08It's making us six.
00:43:09Bora Bora after finals.
00:43:10That's pretty good.
00:43:11Can I get...
00:43:13You need to come quick.
00:43:15My wife's having an allergic reaction.
00:43:17You going to be okay?
00:43:17Go.
00:43:18Let's go.
00:43:27What is it?
00:43:28My throat.
00:43:30Oh, you're not?
00:43:32Breathe.
00:43:38So, number twelve.
00:43:40Seven thousand dollars.
00:43:41All-expense-paid trip to Bora Bora.
00:43:43Give him a round of applause.
00:43:44Congratulations.
00:43:44Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:43:46Actually, we have one more item up for grabs.
00:43:49Miss Tisdale, a gorgeous student, has graciously offered herself up for a date with a lucky man.
00:43:57Now, according to Miss Tisdale, she has a great personality and an even better mouth.
00:44:02What a hussy auctioning a blowjob.
00:44:06I hope Dr. Miller knows what his girlfriend's up to.
00:44:10I mean, the poor guy's tending to a patient.
00:44:12I knew that you were too classless for this family.
00:44:16Poor Lukey.
00:44:18She hasn't fooled.
00:44:19Trailer trash skank.
00:44:21Who let her kind in here?
00:44:23I wouldn't do that.
00:44:25I would never.
00:44:26I have a thousand for a night with Miss Tisdale.
00:44:29Hmm.
00:44:30Really, Sophie?
00:44:31No one wants you for a thousand?
00:44:33Whew.
00:44:34All right.
00:44:35Five hundred?
00:44:37All right.
00:44:38Five hundred for the poor girl.
00:44:41She's got student loans.
00:44:42Whatever that means.
00:44:44Where's Luke?
00:44:49Breathe.
00:44:52I don't see anything wrong here.
00:44:55No, my throat, it hurts.
00:44:56Don't throw me.
00:44:57I recognize you.
00:44:58You're one of my sister's shithead friends.
00:45:00What the hell is going on here?
00:45:01Hey, your sister's doing you a favor, bro.
00:45:03Patrick, get out of my way.
00:45:05Why lower your standards?
00:45:06We're millionaires.
00:45:08She might be a good fuck, but that's all she'll ever be, man.
00:45:16You can talk about my girlfriend when you can live a day without your daddy's money.
00:45:19Motherfucker.
00:45:22Four fifty.
00:45:24Four hundred?
00:45:28Oh, all right.
00:45:30I mean, look.
00:45:31I know Sophie's just being modest.
00:45:34Poor girl doesn't have many skills outside the bedroom.
00:45:38Well, I'll help the young lady, then.
00:45:40Maybe we could have some late night study sessions, huh?
00:45:46Sold!
00:45:46Sold for four hundred dollars!
00:45:49Wow, Sophie.
00:45:51Looks like people really aren't in the market for used goods.
00:46:02Used goods?
00:46:03That's rude, Serena.
00:46:05After you being the person that's had five abortions in the last year.
00:46:08Luke, you watch your mouth right now!
00:46:12What was that you were saying about class, Letitia, darling?
00:46:21You idiot!
00:46:23Get off the stage!
00:46:24We're leaving!
00:46:24Mom!
00:46:25He's embarrassing me!
00:46:27You're humiliating me in front of my friends, you hussy!
00:46:30No need, my dear.
00:46:32Our circle of elite friends can no longer be seen with the likes of you, after all of this.
00:46:40But, but, no!
00:46:43No!
00:46:44Young man, that information you gave is illegal!
00:46:49You're a doctor!
00:46:51Greg, I was waiting to get to you.
00:46:52You want to bid on my girlfriend?
00:46:54Aren't you a little occupied with your secret girlfriend, Stephanie?
00:46:57How's she recovering from her boob job?
00:46:58No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:47:05Stephanie?
00:47:06The lady?
00:47:15I'm gonna sue you for everything you've got!
00:47:18You can't.
00:47:19You see, yes, my family might own the clinic that you all go to, but I practice under the
00:47:24university, so you can't touch me.
00:47:26So, unless you all want me to air out your dirty laundry, I suggest you cut very generous
00:47:31checks to the charity, and then get the fuck out of my house.
00:47:35Let's go!
00:47:37Get to writing.
00:47:39Let's go.
00:47:39Everybody out.
00:47:47Where'd these assholes go?
00:47:49You didn't have to ruin your charity event for me.
00:47:52I would have been okay.
00:47:53I do it a thousand times over.
00:47:55No one comes at my woman like that.
00:47:57Plus, I think we made more in donations tonight than we have in the last ten years.
00:48:01Blackmail surprisingly works.
00:48:04You alright?
00:48:17What are you looking for?
00:48:20I paid for all the booze, so I figure how the night went, I might as well be your personal
00:48:26bartender.
00:48:29What's going on?
00:48:30Okay.
00:48:32Make me an Appletini.
00:48:36What?
00:48:37Seriously?
00:48:40All right, so vodka, lemon, and apple liqueur.
00:48:45Can we just do something easier?
00:48:47You suck at being a rich kid.
00:48:52move
00:48:56can you open that
00:49:00thank you
00:49:03alright
00:49:05let's just make it simple
00:49:07bye shots
00:49:10I've never done that before
00:49:13seriously
00:49:14what do you mean you're like so old
00:49:16I was trying to get him to school
00:49:17I didn't have time to do body shots
00:49:20off of hot little girls like you
00:49:21he just said you're hot
00:49:23make the move Sophie
00:49:25okay well I'll teach you
00:49:37holy shit
00:49:58alright I got the hang of that
00:50:01now it's your turn
00:50:02Miss Tisdale
00:50:03now or never Sophie
00:50:04go for it
00:50:04new rule
00:50:05you can't choose the same place twice
00:50:07is that so
00:50:10then
00:50:12where are you gonna lick me
00:50:22shame shame
00:50:23you're trying to play
00:50:24with my emotion
00:50:26blame blame
00:50:27only for your lack of devotion
00:50:30how'd you ever think
00:50:32you could pull this shit
00:50:33think you could get away with it
00:50:35be careful what you give
00:50:37cause you don't know what you might get
00:50:49I'm sorry was that
00:50:51you drive me fucking wild
00:50:54Luke
00:50:54I'm ready
00:51:02I'm an idiot
00:51:04wait what
00:51:05Sophie I want you to fly
00:51:07I'm sorry
00:51:09fuck
00:51:09Luke no no no
00:51:11I'm telling you that I'm ready
00:51:13I want to do this with you
00:51:14lose my virginity
00:51:17Sophie
00:51:19don't Sophie me
00:51:20that's so patronizing
00:51:24wait
00:51:24I'm trying
00:51:25but
00:51:26I'm gonna be the person responsible
00:51:27if you get hurt
00:51:29I don't want to be the guy that
00:51:30you know
00:51:31leads to you ruining your life
00:51:32I'm terrified of that
00:51:34it's this that hurts me
00:51:35what you're doing right now
00:51:36rejecting me
00:51:37what would be so terrible
00:51:39about us being together
00:51:40being here
00:51:41Sophie
00:51:42did you see what happened here today
00:51:45I mean my family sucks
00:51:47my ex-girlfriend is batshit crazy
00:51:50I mean
00:51:51of course I want to be with you
00:51:53but am I right for you
00:51:55and you really want to take on this baggage
00:51:58I might be a virgin
00:51:59but this whole
00:51:59it's not you it's me thing
00:52:01is really freshman year
00:52:07Sophie
00:52:08where are you going
00:52:08I'm calling a cab
00:52:10and going back to campus
00:52:10I can't deal with your
00:52:11hot and cold bullshit anymore
00:52:13you think you're doing me this favor
00:52:15but really
00:52:15you're just reminding me
00:52:17of how unfuckable I am
00:52:20don't follow me
00:52:26damn it
00:52:33I guess I'm the first girl in the world
00:52:35to be on birth control
00:52:37and not even get laid
00:52:51what's the point in talking to me now
00:52:53you've rejected me twice
00:52:58now your boyfriend you're ignoring
00:52:59nope
00:53:02boyfriends have sex with their girlfriends
00:53:03so I've got the hottest girl in the bar
00:53:07all to myself
00:53:11what?
00:53:12you heard me
00:53:14hottest lady I've ever seen at this school
00:53:18seriously?
00:53:19you're into this?
00:53:21like
00:53:21you might want to like hook up?
00:53:23hell yeah I would
00:53:25maybe we can start with a kiss
00:53:27wow
00:53:28I'm not unfuckable after all
00:53:29maybe Luke's the problem
00:53:31I was beginning to think
00:53:33nobody would take my virginity
00:53:36pause
00:53:38what did you just say?
00:53:42I'm a virgin?
00:53:45she's a virgin y'all
00:53:48aww cute
00:53:49excuse me?
00:53:50too much work
00:53:51you're probably super clingy too
00:53:53you should just go back to your dorm sweetie
00:53:57sweetie?
00:53:58I'm a senior
00:53:59that's even sadder
00:54:03you were just into me
00:54:04why are you treating me like I'm gum stuck to your shoe
00:54:07you're obviously a nice girl
00:54:09but I'm looking for a fun time
00:54:10you know
00:54:12you're gonna get feels
00:54:13and it's gonna get messy
00:54:14and
00:54:16bleh
00:54:17sorry
00:54:19bleh
00:54:20I'm bleh
00:54:28I'm in this
00:54:29$80,000 dress
00:54:31and I can't even get a stupid
00:54:33horny prac guy
00:54:34to get with me
00:54:36he would probably fuck anything
00:54:38except for me apparently
00:54:43oh and luke
00:54:43of course luke on the other hand
00:54:45he's had his hands
00:54:46literally inside of me
00:54:47and I guess he was just so repulsed that
00:54:50that he didn't need to see more
00:54:53you know what
00:54:59Sophie where the hell you been
00:55:01I'm at the hospital right now bro
00:55:02oh look at me
00:55:03I'm a fancy ivy league doctor
00:55:05and I'm also hot as fuck
00:55:07and I just love to leave girls on
00:55:09with the orgasm pap smear two for one
00:55:13say something asshole
00:55:17can I come get you right now please
00:55:18so you can what
00:55:19not have sex
00:55:20yeah I don't think so
00:55:21I think I'll stay right here
00:55:22where the guys at least have
00:55:24I don't know the decency
00:55:25to not lead me on
00:55:27guys what guys
00:55:28did someone do something to you
00:55:29of course not
00:55:30they
00:55:31they said I was too messy
00:55:33too messy
00:55:34and too much
00:55:35and I guess that means
00:55:36you get a second chance
00:55:38Sophie
00:55:39you either fuck me
00:55:40or you lose me
00:55:43I think I'm gonna pass out
00:55:45I'm coming to get you
00:55:46get the phone on you
00:55:47alright
00:55:58Sophie
00:55:59Sophie
00:56:00hey wake up
00:56:05I got you
00:56:07come on
00:56:22is she
00:56:27she's fine
00:56:28she's
00:56:30bottled water and two of these in the morning
00:56:31I don't know what she drank
00:56:33but whatever it is gonna hit her hard
00:56:38Sophie you're gonna be the death of me
00:56:57rise and shine
00:56:59party animal
00:57:01you have a lot to tell me
00:57:05you feel like shit
00:57:07you look like shit
00:57:09but like a million bucks
00:57:12so is this a gift from Luke or
00:57:14everly the only thing
00:57:15that is gonna make this vodka tequila hangover worse
00:57:19is hearing his name
00:57:20he led me on
00:57:21and then left me for Ted
00:57:23but Luke brought you back to the
00:57:25Ev
00:57:25I don't want to hear it
00:57:29I'm done having my time wasted
00:57:31I guess I'm just too much work as a virgin
00:57:35so I've decided
00:57:38I'm not a virgin anymore
00:57:40huh
00:57:41well virginity is like a whole construct right
00:57:43people
00:57:44guys aren't gonna stop treating me like a baby
00:57:47unless I stop acting like one
00:57:49and looking like one
00:57:54I need you
00:57:55to help me look slutty
00:58:01no way
00:58:01I'm not gonna do that
00:58:02you're not gonna help me look sexy
00:58:04why not
00:58:04Sophie you are sexy
00:58:06I'm not slutty sexy
00:58:08guys don't go for that
00:58:10I look like a nun librarian
00:58:12I'm giving off
00:58:13don't fuck
00:58:14snooze fest
00:58:15boring
00:58:17Sophie as your best friend
00:58:18I'm obligated to tell you
00:58:19that you don't have to change yourself
00:58:21for the right guy
00:58:22the thing is
00:58:22Mr. Right isn't doing anything wrong
00:58:28warm me up
00:58:45perfect
00:59:06isn't that that one dorky barista chick
00:59:09there's no way
00:59:10that goes off
00:59:12it is
00:59:14that's Sophie Tisdale
00:59:15dude the makeover is actually working
00:59:18everyone's looking at you
00:59:19good
00:59:20I hope the news gets back to Luke
00:59:21I mean more
00:59:28holy shit
00:59:29there he is
00:59:30are you gonna say something?
00:59:34holy shit Sophie
00:59:36no
00:59:37I'm just gonna make you regret everything
00:59:46thanks babe
00:59:46it's all I'm beautiful
00:59:56and what can I get for you handsome?
00:59:58a latte would be nice
00:59:59but uh
01:00:00I like what you're giving me right now
01:00:02I take all kinds of tips
01:00:03what the hell's going on here?
01:00:05stop interrupting grandpa
01:00:06what the fuck did you just say?
01:00:08one latte
01:00:09coming right up
01:00:12and what can I get for you doctor?
01:00:14Sophie what is this?
01:00:16you're dressed different
01:00:17you're acting different
01:00:17I don't get it
01:00:20whoops
01:00:20let me get that for you
01:00:28so did you want a coffee?
01:00:29the ab shining is on the house
01:00:32Sophie I don't
01:00:33is this like a punishment?
01:00:34I mean if it is I get it
01:00:35but it's only yourself and other guys
01:00:36it's not you
01:00:37that's really not up to you anymore
01:00:39Dr. Miller
01:00:39I gave you a chance
01:00:41and besides
01:00:42there's someone out there
01:00:43who wants me
01:00:44and isn't gonna embarrass me
01:00:45in the process
01:00:45hey uh
01:00:46we're throwing a Halloween party tonight
01:00:49they done land fair
01:00:50you should come
01:00:52she's got plans
01:00:54actually
01:00:54I don't
01:00:55my first frat party invite
01:00:58wow
01:00:58this whole hot girl act
01:01:00is actually working
01:01:01we should bring you home girl
01:01:03the guy's gonna love you
01:01:04I will
01:01:05see you tonight
01:01:08you're not going to that
01:01:09newsflash
01:01:10you're not my boyfriend
01:01:11you could have been
01:01:12but you didn't want the baggage
01:01:13that's not true
01:01:14actually I have to go
01:01:15plan my outfit for tonight
01:01:16my very sexy
01:01:18very booby outfit
01:01:23Sophie I'm not gonna let you
01:01:24throw your life away
01:01:24just because of me
01:01:25alright
01:01:25if I'm gonna do this
01:01:26fucking frat party
01:01:2736 years old
01:01:28I will
01:01:31what could you have
01:01:32possibly been in that
01:01:34oh that was
01:01:36sexy Minnie Mouse
01:01:37yeah
01:01:37I think I still have
01:01:38the ear somewhere
01:01:39ew that doesn't even sound right
01:01:42I just found
01:01:43the perfect outfit
01:01:45to match your boyfriend's
01:01:48everly
01:01:48not funny
01:01:49imagine being
01:01:50old ass Luke
01:01:51stuck at the stupid hospital
01:01:52and he gets a text
01:01:53from you
01:01:54in this
01:01:55if he hasn't jumped off
01:01:56a bridge
01:01:56he definitely will
01:01:58how pathetic is it
01:01:59that I'm playing mind games
01:02:00with a guy
01:02:00that I haven't even
01:02:01gone to second base with
01:02:02hey
01:02:02whatever helps you
01:02:03get over him
01:02:04ok
01:02:08wear a push-up bra
01:02:09or pink
01:02:11red
01:02:24get in
01:02:25get Sophie safe
01:02:26get out
01:02:28Sophie's the only person
01:02:29I'm doing this for
01:02:31sick costume bro
01:02:34right
01:02:37god I have at least
01:02:39three chicks with you
01:02:40to get in man
01:02:42sorry
01:02:44rules
01:02:53idiot
01:02:57I have to get to her
01:02:58where is it
01:03:02stop being shy
01:03:03you look hot
01:03:07see
01:03:10wait
01:03:11hand me your phone
01:03:11why
01:03:16because
01:03:17I'm
01:03:19taking a 0.5
01:03:20and
01:03:21sending it to me
01:03:24no
01:03:25yes
01:03:31I got a hat
01:03:32I have to get to her
01:03:34where is it
01:03:44I need to be so drunk
01:03:46to predict what you just said
01:03:47he opened it
01:03:48immediately
01:03:49he's so lit
01:03:51welcome to the party
01:03:56I need to be so drunk
01:03:57to predict what you just said
01:03:58he opened it
01:03:59immediately
01:04:00he's so lit
01:04:03welcome to the party
01:04:07do it at this house
01:04:12hell yeah
01:04:14looks a little something like this
01:04:15looks a little bit like I can't miss
01:04:17this is what you pop
01:04:25it's just
01:04:26not the same
01:04:27when it's not him
01:04:28so be
01:04:29so be
01:04:30so be
01:04:31so be
01:04:34so be
01:04:35so be
01:04:36so be
01:04:37so be
01:04:37so be
01:04:42yo this girl's
01:04:45crazy
01:04:51yo this girl's crazy
01:04:56just give me a second guys
01:05:02did he come here just to keep an eye on me
01:05:09you're really trying to piss me off right now aren't you
01:05:10actually I'm not thinking about you at all
01:05:12that's a lie
01:05:14you talk
01:05:18come on Sophie let's play spin the bottle
01:05:21coming my friend here is just leaving
01:05:24actually I'll join
01:05:25what no
01:05:27don't let me know
01:05:36who's going first
01:05:39I'll spin
01:05:40do you think he's a TA
01:05:42I hope it lands on me
01:05:43he seems experienced
01:05:57fuck
01:05:57oh
01:05:59soefi and
01:06:00Luke to the closet
01:06:02roll
01:06:03as soon as the seven minutes are up
01:06:05I want out
01:06:20Can we talk like adults?
01:06:22Can we fuck like adults?
01:06:28You know, you dress like this makes me want a fucking break here.
01:06:50How about another pelvic exam, Dr. Miller?
01:07:25What?
01:07:27Time's up.
01:07:28What, were you just, you wanted to...
01:07:31I'm just giving you a taste of your own medicine, Luke.
01:07:34Now you'll wish you would have fucked me when you had the chance.
01:07:55So, how was it?
01:07:58Luke's a little too shy for me.
01:08:00I'm going to spin again.
01:08:04Sophie?
01:08:09Me?
01:08:15Sophie, come on, him?
01:08:17You had your chance, Luke.
01:08:19Come on, Noah.
01:08:21Come on, Noah.
01:08:31Okay, so...
01:08:32I've never kissed anyone before.
01:08:34What?
01:08:35So, I'm going to embarrass myself.
01:08:37So, I'm warning you that I'm...
01:08:40You can relax.
01:08:41I wasn't going to kiss you anyway.
01:08:43Really?
01:08:44But, all the rumors.
01:08:46Everyone says you're a freaky sex goddess.
01:08:49Derek says that you put your legs behind your head.
01:08:52I don't even know, Derek.
01:08:55I'm sorry, Noah, but neither you nor me are losing our virginities tonight.
01:08:59I'm so screwed.
01:09:02Everyone in the frat knows that I'm a virgin, and I'm the only one.
01:09:05They're going to kill me.
01:09:07No, they're going to make fun of me and then kill me.
01:09:09No, no.
01:09:09They're going to make fun of me to death.
01:09:11Wait.
01:09:13I'll help you.
01:09:15How?
01:09:22It's awful quiet in there, Noah.
01:09:24Come on, virgin.
01:09:28They're going to call me that until they freaking graduate.
01:09:31We don't have time.
01:09:32Just come here.
01:09:34You can tell them you lost it to me.
01:09:37Really?
01:09:37You don't care?
01:09:40No, but I'm just trying to make someone jealous.
01:09:42You can tell them I fucked you upside down for all I care.
01:09:44Just as long as Luke overhears.
01:09:51I owe you.
01:09:54Noah!
01:09:55Are you in there?
01:09:57Oh, yeah.
01:10:01It's getting crazy in there.
01:10:04Oh, yeah.
01:10:06All right, that's enough.
01:10:09Sophie!
01:10:10If you open the damn door...
01:10:13Okay, ready?
01:10:14It's working.
01:10:17Oh, you really want to piss him off.
01:10:19He deserves it.
01:10:44What's the problem, doctor?
01:10:46What the fuck were you doing in a minute with him?
01:10:49Well...
01:10:52First I unzipped his pants, and then I saw his cock.
01:11:01Liar.
01:11:03You don't know that.
01:11:08You know you belong to me.
01:11:09You're right.
01:11:35I did like you know what's up, but you ain't psychic
01:11:38Told you I ain't going down, but you ain't like it
01:11:42I told you I ain't going down, but you ain't sorry
01:11:45I need this off
01:11:46I don't want to
01:11:51Me too
01:12:07What? Don't tell me you're changing your mind
01:12:10No, no I'm not changing my mind
01:12:13I'm just kicking myself
01:12:16Can't believe I deprived myself of you for so long
01:12:19You fucking idiot
01:12:22You are
01:12:35Ain't so much space for me
01:12:38I'm about to hear a girl
01:12:41I'm back up in this train
01:12:45Yes, you better take that
01:12:46Someone better be dying
01:12:49What's it, code blue?
01:12:51They are
01:12:55I'm sorry, Sophie, I have to go
01:13:01I've been burned too many times
01:13:03Are we ever going to do this, Luke?
01:13:08Sophie, I promised you the last thing I wanted to see
01:13:11I promise we're going to do this
01:13:13We are
01:13:14But not in some shitty fat house
01:13:19You deserve better than that
01:13:20Better how?
01:13:24You do a passport, right?
01:13:30So, sexy underwear?
01:13:31Track
01:13:32A jacket?
01:13:34Track
01:13:35Bikini
01:13:36Where exactly is he taking you?
01:13:38He didn't tell me
01:13:41Crap, he's here
01:13:44Bitch, you won't believe this
01:13:46Oh my god
01:13:52No way
01:13:53This man's insane
01:13:54He's actually psycho
01:13:57On the other hand
01:13:58Crazy makes for good sex
01:14:01He'll look soldier
01:14:05Don't you have, like, any advice for me?
01:14:08He's not
01:14:08Do it a bunch of times on my behalf
01:14:11It's finally happening
01:14:37You look incredible
01:14:38Hmm?
01:14:40You said airport fit
01:14:42I guess you just look delicious and everything
01:14:49This is so psychotic
01:14:51Am I really worth all this?
01:14:55It's the first times
01:15:00Are we flying domestic or internationally today, sir?
01:15:03International
01:15:14Look, if you don't give me back my sight in the next five seconds, I'm gonna lose my mind
01:15:18I'm sorry, I just didn't want to run the surprise
01:15:21You ready?
01:15:27A croissant?
01:15:29You flew me nine hours for some pastries?
01:15:32It's a hint
01:15:34Go look at the view, you'll know where we are
01:15:43Are you crazy?
01:15:44You took me to Paris?
01:15:55Whoa, whoa, whoa
01:15:57I set up an appointment at Chanel
01:15:59And then a reservation at a five-star restaurant
01:16:02Luke
01:16:09You want to add something to the itinerary?
01:16:11I think you should take your clothes off
01:16:16I think you should take your clothes off
01:16:18Yeah, I think that's a good idea
01:16:35It's finally happening
01:16:37Finally
01:17:00I don't understand why you can just set up an appointment with me at the clinic
01:17:03You know, it was weird when you were my customer
01:17:05And it's even weirder now that you're my boyfriend
01:17:08Is it weird that even in something so basic like this, you still turn me on?
01:17:18Get away from my patient, Dr. Miller?
01:17:21She's all yours
01:17:23Ms. Tisdale, I see here that the purpose of your visit is to refill your birth control prescription
01:17:28Yes
01:17:29We performed a routine analysis of your urine sample
01:17:34I regret to inform you, Sophie
01:17:35We're unable to fulfill your request
01:17:41Laureen, don't tell me
01:17:42I'm sorry?
01:17:45Sophie, you're pregnant
01:17:49I'll give you two a moment
01:17:58I'm so sorry
01:17:59I don't know how this happened
01:18:01I was trying to be safe
01:18:03Wow
01:18:05What do you think the odds are?
01:18:071.6 in 100
01:18:09You'd probably hate me
01:18:12As long as you're not planning on ghosting me
01:18:14I'm actually pretty excited
01:18:17Graduations in a month
01:18:19I mean, we'll be able to do it together
01:18:29Sophie, I'm all in
01:18:39You'd have to be able to notice
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