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00:00:11Buy lingerie, check. Bikini watch, check. Get boyfriend, check. Just one thing left to do
00:00:18before I lose my virginity at the glorious age of 21. Stop thinking about dick. I'm not thinking
00:00:23about dick, okay? I'm just nervous to lose my virginity to Mr. Big Dick, okay?
00:00:30Oh, fuck. It's Luke, my favorite customer. Did he hear? Okay, don't think about dick, especially
00:00:40not Luke's dick, especially not about Luke's probably really big dick. Morning, dick. Double
00:00:46shot of espresso in a mocha frap with nonfat milk, right? You're perfect. Thank you. Right?
00:00:51Isn't Sophie just perfect? Mike, I'm sorry. I didn't know you were coming. I would have
00:00:57got ready. Oh, don't worry. He's just here for a coffee. No. I'm here to see my girl.
00:01:01I'm here to see my girl. Want coffee? Right, right. Sorry.
00:01:28Oh, my God. Mikey, don't laugh. We're so mean. Go help your girlfriend. All right, all right,
00:01:34all right. I'm sorry. No, babe, don't see. You look great. My bad, my bad, my bad, my bad.
00:01:47Come here. Don't worry about that. I do it all the time.
00:01:52Let me remake your coffee.
00:02:00Right, guy. See, it's my girl. My face to wipe. Thanks, but, uh, no thanks.
00:02:07Oh, my God. Look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor like that. She's such a slut.
00:02:12As if someone as hot as him would want her. Yeah. Watch this. Oh, Mikey. Where did you find
00:02:19someone as cute as Sophie? Looks like she's not very experienced at grown-up things like making coffee
00:02:26or having sex.
00:02:29Tosh, oh, come on. Oh, my God. Are we talking to the oldest virgin on campus?
00:02:40So, uh, you're a virgin?
00:02:46Oh, be careful, Mikey. I think we have a stage five clinger right here.
00:02:53Brooke, is it? Yeah, you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic.
00:02:57What? I literally don't even know you.
00:03:00Don't be embarrassed. Look, it's just chlamydia this week, gonorrhea last month.
00:03:04You should be more careful who you're sleeping with, especially while you're on the medication.
00:03:07Oh, my God. What? It was just chlamydia. Oh, fuck you all.
00:03:15Sounds like she already did.
00:03:17Oh, boy.
00:03:35I'm really, really sorry. I really don't like your boyfriend.
00:03:38He doesn't like my boyfriend? What does that mean?
00:03:44Shit, my appointment. I gotta go. Sorry.
00:03:51All right, we'll have your birth control ready for you after the doctor administers a routine pelvic exam.
00:03:56So go ahead and put this on.
00:03:58Oh, he'll be with you in a moment, sweetie.
00:04:00He?
00:04:06A man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam?
00:04:10This day could not get any more humiliating.
00:04:15Good morning, Miss Tisdale.
00:04:20It's Luke.
00:04:22Luke is a gynecologist.
00:04:23My gynecologist.
00:04:41Don't worry, I'm full of the doctor titty-champ as it's your first time.
00:04:45Right. My first time.
00:04:47Miss Tisdale, is it?
00:04:48Yes. Nice to meet you, Dr. Miller.
00:04:51Nice to meet me? Pretty sure we've met a couple times already.
00:04:53Grind me. I mean, the coffee shop. Grind me.
00:04:59Oh, no. He remembers me.
00:05:02So you are here looking for a prescription for birth control?
00:05:06Yes.
00:05:07That asshole.
00:05:08Yes.
00:05:10I cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom if you want to prevent any kind
00:05:14of unwanted pregnancies, right?
00:05:15I mean, I'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with that guy.
00:05:19I will use a condom.
00:05:22I'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all. He's not good for you.
00:05:25Dr. Miller, I'm not sure that you're-
00:05:27Nurse, can you grab me a spectrum, please?
00:05:29Yes, Dr. Miller.
00:05:30I'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do.
00:05:34I'm ready. I think I'm ready.
00:05:37Mike's my boyfriend, and yeah, he's kind of an asshole, but he likes me, and nobody's ever really liked me,
00:05:41so...
00:05:41You know what? I'm sorry that I overstepped the boundaries there.
00:05:47Let's get started with a breast exam.
00:05:51Breast exam?
00:05:53Breast exam?
00:05:54If you're uncomfortable, I can always get a different doctor.
00:05:56No, it's- I like it. It's fine.
00:06:03Uh, it's probably easier if you play back.
00:06:09It's okay.
00:06:13It's okay.
00:06:14Stop thinking about losing your virginity.
00:06:16Stop it. Stop.
00:06:18My head's cold.
00:06:20No, they're perfect.
00:06:22Stop embarrassing yourself.
00:06:24There's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist.
00:06:29There are no abnormalities.
00:06:34Thank you, Luke.
00:06:36Dr. Miller.
00:06:38That wasn't so bad.
00:06:39Sophie, can you put your feet up and start for me?
00:06:46Okay, yes, I've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs, but not performing a pap smear.
00:06:54So, I need you to relax for a moment.
00:06:58All right? You're doing good.
00:07:01I wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms.
00:07:12I'm going to be inserting a speculum.
00:07:16You're going to swab them your cervix.
00:07:18I need you to relax for a moment.
00:07:23So, do you like younger women?
00:07:27I mean, as your students, because you work on campus.
00:07:31No, my family donated to the clinic a couple years ago, or a while ago, actually.
00:07:37So, in my great-grandfather's honor, I donated a few hours of my time at the clinic.
00:07:42Oh, duh.
00:07:43Now he thinks, you think he's a creep.
00:07:45Amazing.
00:07:46Last thing, I'm going to touch your abdomen, just to check on your internal organs.
00:07:51All right?
00:07:53Relax for me. You're doing good.
00:07:56His finger's literally inside of me.
00:07:58Oh, my gosh.
00:08:05I think I just had an orgasm.
00:08:09Did he?
00:08:11All right.
00:08:13He's so noticed.
00:08:15Oh, my God.
00:08:16Everything looks good.
00:08:17No abnormalities.
00:08:19All right?
00:08:21Be right back.
00:08:28Is that a freaking wet spot?
00:08:33I can never look at that man in the eyes ever again.
00:08:40All right.
00:08:41So, here's your brick.
00:08:47Should I bring it to her, to the cafe?
00:08:51Yeah, we...
00:08:52No, she's my patient.
00:09:00Mike is going to come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight.
00:09:05You are so graphic.
00:09:08Speaking of sperm, I assume your appointment went okay.
00:09:12You will never believe who my gynecologist was.
00:09:16Luke.
00:09:17Are you serious?
00:09:19You got a finger by the...
00:09:20Dr. He'll buy coffee from you?
00:09:22The Luke?
00:09:24Sophie, you're a freak.
00:09:26So, is he, like, good with his fingers, or...
00:09:31Shut up, everybody.
00:09:32Shit.
00:09:32He's so sexy.
00:09:34Maybe I should schedule my pap smear.
00:09:36Okay.
00:09:37Don't worry.
00:09:38Okay?
00:09:40Tonight's going to be amazing.
00:09:41Okay, Soph?
00:09:42Yes.
00:09:43Come on.
00:09:44Let's get you ready for your big night tonight.
00:09:46Mike.
00:09:50I hope Mike's worth it, Sophie.
00:09:55Why do I even care?
00:10:01Yo.
00:10:02Ready to fork over a grand tonight?
00:10:04Is that Sophie's boyfriend?
00:10:10You're not winning any bet tonight, buddy.
00:10:12You're dating a nun.
00:10:13She's never going to let you smash.
00:10:15I'm calling it.
00:10:16Dude, she's low-key a slut.
00:10:19I just can't prove it.
00:10:22You will soon.
00:10:25You're going to film her?
00:10:26No.
00:10:30Dude, you're sick.
00:10:32What if she doesn't let you hit?
00:10:34A little bit of this.
00:10:37And she's going to go feral.
00:10:41Yo, that 1,500 is mine.
00:10:44Just keep the cameras rolling.
00:10:48Don't get involved, Luke.
00:10:49You're just your customer and doctor.
00:10:51I'm here.
00:10:54Hey.
00:10:55You need to pay.
00:11:00Fuck, my eyes.
00:11:01What the fuck?
00:11:02Where's your fucking friend live?
00:11:03Before I call the cops.
00:11:06Kay-kay-kay-kay-kay-kay-kay-kay-kay-kay-kay Avenue, apartment 2.
00:11:09I need to get to Sophie.
00:11:16The lady.
00:11:18I'm nervous.
00:11:36Nervous?
00:11:38Why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend than I did with my freaking gynecologist?
00:11:47Nervous?
00:11:48I'm a little nervous.
00:11:50Don't be.
00:11:52You don't make cherries I popped.
00:11:58Wait.
00:11:59What?
00:12:01I'm sorry.
00:12:02I forgot to start my birth control.
00:12:03We're going to have to wait.
00:12:04I'm sorry, Mike.
00:12:05I can't do this.
00:12:09Are you kidding me?
00:12:10I'm sorry.
00:12:11You were not hot enough to blue ball me for another month.
00:12:13Mike, why would you say something like that?
00:12:16I'm going home.
00:12:22There it is, man.
00:12:26What the hell you are?
00:12:28Not until I get something.
00:12:32No.
00:12:33No.
00:12:36Stop, Mike.
00:12:37Stop.
00:12:39Stop.
00:12:39Hey.
00:12:45Who the fuck invited you?
00:12:51Dr. Miller.
00:12:53Hey, Sophie.
00:12:54Hey.
00:12:55Hey, stay with me.
00:12:58Hey.
00:12:59Hey, Sophie.
00:13:00Hey.
00:13:01Hey.
00:13:02Hey, can you hear me?
00:13:03Did you take something?
00:13:05What's up, Grandpa?
00:13:06Who the fuck invited you?
00:13:08Oh.
00:13:10Oh.
00:13:11Listen up, dumbass.
00:13:12Making her like you is the last good thing that will ever happen to you.
00:13:14I go to an Ivy League, asshole.
00:13:16If you want her, you can have her.
00:13:18I got plenty of pussy to choose from.
00:13:20What?
00:13:21What's so funny?
00:13:21You don't go to an Ivy League school anymore, brother.
00:13:23Says who?
00:13:24You ever study in Miller Hall?
00:13:26Yeah.
00:13:28I'm Dr. Luke Miller.
00:13:30My family is the biggest donor to the university since ever.
00:13:34That means I got the dean on speed dial.
00:13:37Dad, you just pissed your future away, brother.
00:13:40Wait.
00:13:41Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, no, no, no.
00:13:43And you can let your buddy Jake know, too.
00:13:46No, no, no, please, can we talk about this?
00:13:48It was just a joke.
00:13:48Oh, you want to talk?
00:13:53Hey.
00:13:55Hey, come on.
00:14:12She's either really wasted or drugged.
00:14:14Either way, it's not good.
00:14:22You stole me from my date?
00:14:25Gives you the right, you asshole.
00:14:31I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation.
00:14:35Stop talking to me like you're my dad.
00:14:36I don't have a daddy fetish.
00:14:46How much did you have to drink?
00:14:48I can drink however much I want and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with.
00:14:53Just because you shoved a speculum up me doesn't mean you can tell me what to do, Dr. Miller.
00:14:57Don't call me Dr. Miller.
00:14:57Tell me this, why did you prescribe me birth control if you're not even going to let me use it?
00:15:06I was at the bar, all right, and I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet that he could
00:15:12take your virginity and record it.
00:15:20Wow.
00:15:23I'm an idiot.
00:15:25No, you're not an idiot.
00:15:28First, I can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist to the point where I'm orgasming during the exam.
00:15:36And as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough, I was going to lose my virginity to
00:15:41a complete asshole.
00:15:43I waxed my asshole for that asshole.
00:15:48Sorry, Sophie.
00:15:55Sophie, you want my virginity, Luke?
00:16:04You can have it.
00:16:13Someone clearly wants me.
00:16:16Are you hard right now?
00:16:24We're mid-argument.
00:16:27That's so wrong.
00:16:29You're drunk.
00:16:30I'm taking you home.
00:16:33What are you doing?
00:16:34You're drunk.
00:16:35I'm taking you home.
00:16:35What?
00:16:36No, I can't go home.
00:16:37My roommate's there.
00:16:39I told her I was going to be at Mike's.
00:16:40She's probably having sex because she's fuckable, unlike me.
00:16:49We're here.
00:16:51Here?
00:16:51Where is here?
00:16:53My place.
00:16:55You can stay here for the night, wait until your roommate wakes up and answers the phone, if you're comfortable.
00:17:00I want to.
00:17:02I mean, I'm cool.
00:17:04I'm cool with that.
00:17:06But is your girlfriend going to be cool with that?
00:17:09Smooth, Sophie.
00:17:12Who says I have a girlfriend?
00:17:36You're in Dr. Miller's room.
00:17:38The room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year.
00:17:53How do you afford to live here alone?
00:17:55It's huge.
00:17:57I don't like tight spaces.
00:18:00Not all tight spaces.
00:18:02Is he a tease or do I just need to bleach my mind?
00:18:06Come on, let's get you cleaned up.
00:18:08You'll feel better afterwards.
00:18:09Thanks for taking care of me, Doc.
00:18:15Sorry, I don't think I can unclasp my bra.
00:18:19I'm happy.
00:18:22I'm happy.
00:18:35I'm happy.
00:18:36What's up?
00:18:37What's up?
00:18:38Could be a servant four.
00:18:38I'm happy.
00:18:39What's up?
00:18:49Talk to the tomorrow.
00:18:49Have a great weekend.
00:18:53you don't have to look away doc you've seen way too much of me already
00:19:00i just don't want to be disrespectful you know i don't want you thinking i lure my patients home
00:19:07all the time wait you mean you don't rescue all of your college girl patients from their evil
00:19:14boyfriend and draw them a bath in your two million dollar home dr. miller no mrs do
00:19:22then why me i'm nothing special you don't mess up my coffee order
00:19:29you're kind to people
00:19:32you're beautiful
00:19:45who is that
00:19:47ah this is my crazy ex-girlfriend um you have to hide right now all right come on
00:19:58luke are you home
00:20:04lukey come out come out stop playing i stole one of your pagers i know you're not on call
00:20:19don't say a word there's no way that thing's fitting inside of me his ex or anyone else
00:20:27are you seriously gonna hook up with your ex right now what the hell
00:20:32she's a dean's daughter we broke up forever ago but she stalks my patients she gets them
00:20:37kicked out of school then why did you strip down and get into bed
00:20:44what are you doing you didn't answer my calls i'm sleeping
00:20:50why don't i join you
00:20:57i can think of a million things i'd rather do like what baby like the thing that i do with
00:21:02the ice cubes ice cubes what ice cubes like call the cops do you not remember i have a restraining
00:21:09order against you your father begged me to not go through with it come on lukey you know
00:21:14you love screwing me i have someone new in my life someone new who the fuck is she
00:21:29i'm gonna give you three seconds to get out of my room and if you're still here i'm gonna call
00:21:33the cops then i'm gonna call the dean and i'm gonna let him know that his psychotic daughter stole my
00:21:38pager do you know how dangerous that is no you can't one two fine fine i'm leaving
00:21:50your loss
00:22:00oh my god luke
00:22:15holy shit
00:22:18you smell like booze i sobered up i swear what's with the ice cubes
00:22:27i prefer no ice cubes
00:22:33you won't move on from me lucas you'll come back to me after i take care of that little
00:22:42distraction
00:22:57my virginity
00:23:01yep still intact
00:23:05fuck my life
00:23:07language miss tisdale
00:23:09jesus what the hell are you doing
00:23:13i'm here to tend to your massive hangover
00:23:15whatever else your asshole ex gave you last night
00:23:18what would you have me do
00:23:20don't say it don't say it
00:23:21you could join me
00:23:27self you're 21 years old
00:23:37luke that is three years past legal there are plenty of guys on campus who would want to fuck me
00:23:42so what's your problem
00:24:02i don't even want to think about some boy touching you
00:24:07but but a lot of things hope me you're my patient for one in an on-campus clinic
00:24:13i'm graduating this year
00:24:15second
00:24:19your version
00:24:21ouch
00:24:24i'm asking you to change that
00:24:34you're talking to dr miller right now love
00:24:39you're asking me to fuck you
00:24:44i don't make both
00:24:46i'm not gonna call you in the morning afterwards all right sweetheart
00:24:49i'm not that guy
00:24:55well maybe i don't need you to call me luke
00:24:58i'm a big girl i can handle myself
00:25:02unless you're just not interested
00:25:05i saw how hot your ex is and she's good at crazy sex according to you
00:25:12someone's jealous
00:25:15sophie there's a reason why i drive across campus to come to your shitty little cafe
00:25:19to have you make me a cup of coffee
00:25:21because it's cheap
00:25:34because i enjoy looking at your ass in your uniform
00:25:38when you bend over and make me my cup of coffee
00:25:42you see you don't have to pull any tricks for me to want to tear into your perfect body
00:25:46so do it
00:25:48i'm ready i promise
00:25:54ready
00:26:01what's that
00:26:02that's your doctor i know you haven't started your birth control
00:26:09sorry so
00:26:12are you kidding me
00:26:20can i uh can i get a
00:26:23continue
00:26:23you're killing me so the dr miller takes you to his fancy ass house you see his dick and you're
00:26:29still
00:26:29a virgin yeah i threw every proposition in the book at him and he just didn't want this
00:26:39can you wait oh my god
00:26:41sophie no 36 year old man i looked as a shirt by the way is passing up a hot virgin
00:26:48coed like you
00:26:49he respects you dummy or he doesn't think i'm worth the trouble i mean he's clearly experienced sophisticated sexy all
00:26:57the things i'm not
00:26:58you have a brand new shiny tight pussy a cadillac pussy
00:27:04and luke's gonna be back for a test drive watch
00:27:09hi is the cadillac pussy a new drink
00:27:11no can you just order
00:27:27i thought that you were dr miller's intern but a janitor makes a lot more sense
00:27:35luke's psycho ex followed me
00:27:40what do you want
00:27:42i think we got off on the wrong foot
00:27:47i didn't get to introduce myself when you were in bed with my boyfriend
00:27:52luke is not your boyfriend gina he made it clear that you two broke up
00:27:56oh so you admit that you're screwing dr miller knowing that i am pregnant with his child
00:28:04can you believe it
00:28:06sophie's evil
00:28:07first mike now someone's boyfriend
00:28:10slut
00:28:11pregnant with luke's
00:28:14did you really think that a man that accomplished attractive and rich would settle for some broke loser barista
00:28:24sophie you idiot of course he was never yours
00:28:30sophie you can have him
00:28:33you didn't have to hurt my baby
00:28:35i didn't do this i swear i would never
00:28:37what's going on
00:28:38your employee just assaulted that pregnant woman
00:28:41no i didn't i've never spoken to this woman before today
00:28:43hey that's the dean's daughter
00:28:46sophie
00:28:48i'm calling the police
00:28:50you know i would never do this please
00:28:51she's just assaulted a pregnant woman
00:28:54we need a medic too
00:28:56i'm a doctor
00:29:02i'm a doctor
00:29:23um no no no no i'm i'm fine i'll just be going
00:29:30we can't let you leave without a medical clearance
00:29:34never seen him look so angry
00:29:36yeah it'll be no trouble at all
00:29:41your doctor didn't tell you you can't drink caffeine when you're pregnant
00:29:45it was for a friend
00:29:46you liar i saw you drinking from it
00:29:49let me go
00:29:50i don't want to press charges
00:29:53just a moment
00:30:05oh my god
00:30:07you're crazy you're actually crazy
00:30:10luke please
00:30:11i can explain
00:30:12she's not right for you
00:30:15breaking into my house
00:30:16stealing my pager
00:30:18that's normal for you gina i get it
00:30:20but i draw the line when you try to hurt somebody that i care about
00:30:27officer
00:30:29i want her involuntarily committed
00:30:31she's a danger to herself and people around her
00:30:34i'll sign the warrant myself
00:30:36stop
00:30:37luke this isn't
00:30:39you
00:30:39you are just being taken advantage of
00:30:42she's nothing
00:30:43a cheap
00:30:44broke
00:30:45campus whore
00:30:47you're better than this luke
00:30:50officer
00:30:51take her away
00:30:55let's go
00:30:56let's go
00:30:57you bitch
00:30:58you don't deserve him
00:30:59let's go
00:31:02i knew she was psycho
00:31:04you couldn't even hurt flay even if someone paid you to
00:31:07shh
00:31:08thanks ev
00:31:08sophie i'm sorry i should never have taken her word over yours
00:31:13take the day
00:31:14take the day
00:31:23someone's waiting for their new test strike
00:31:24cadillac pussy
00:31:35you came just to save me
00:31:38of course i did
00:31:45i knew that when she stopped blowing my phone up that she was gonna come after you so i didn't
00:31:51stand to see you get hurt because of me
00:31:57i don't know if i'd buy that luke
00:31:58sophie i rushed out of surgery for you i know she's capable of doing crazy things
00:32:03i don't think she's as crazy as you think i mean she had some pretty good points about you
00:32:10what do you mean
00:32:11what do you mean
00:32:11i mean you
00:32:14reject all of my advances and then suddenly i'm so important you leave a patient for me
00:32:20what do you see in me
00:32:22or am i just
00:32:24entertainment to you
00:32:26entertainment sophie
00:32:27if you would just entertain me i wouldn't get involved in your life
00:32:31you're just
00:32:33young
00:32:38i should leave you the hell alone unless you find somebody more suitable
00:32:40just because you're this big hot shot doctor at upn
00:32:44doesn't mean you know what's good for me or what i want
00:32:52what do you want
00:32:57you
00:33:00take me seriously
00:33:04and get in the car
00:33:06what? to where?
00:33:08spend thanksgiving with me and my family
00:33:11what?
00:33:12unless you have something else planned for the break
00:33:39i thought you said we were here to meet your family not go to a gala
00:33:42we're doing both
00:33:44my mother she hosts our clinic's charity gala here for vacation home
00:33:49your vacation home?
00:33:51as in you have multiple?
00:33:53wow
00:33:55mr millen
00:33:56it's good to have you home sir
00:34:03and you have a butler at your vacation mansion?
00:34:06luke you're not just rich you're like old money
00:34:09what the hell?
00:34:11look i didn't tell you because i don't want to stress out
00:34:13the truth is yes
00:34:15my family's rich
00:34:17but we're not here to impress them
00:34:19we're here to show them that you're a part of my life
00:34:22and that i'm not embarrassed to be seen with you
00:34:37is this the waitress that you've brought me lucas?
00:34:42why is she dressed so frumpy?
00:34:49i'm not
00:34:50hang on
00:34:51what even am i to luke?
00:34:58mother
00:35:00this is sophie
00:35:02my girlfriend
00:35:04girlfriend?
00:35:05no way
00:35:07wait focus sophie
00:35:08manners
00:35:09nice to meet you miss miller
00:35:14boyfriend?
00:35:17what happened to the pretty one?
00:35:20gina?
00:35:22the dean's daughter?
00:35:23the one i worked so hard to set you up with?
00:35:26ouch
00:35:28mother again
00:35:30i just said this is my girlfriend
00:35:32and my date to the gala
00:35:33if i have to remind you to her importance in my life again
00:35:36i'm gonna make sure this gala does not go smoothly
00:35:39unless you want one of your pompous friends to know which one of their husbands you're sleeping with
00:35:41ahhh
00:35:43you ungrateful child
00:35:48if you'll excuse us we need to get ready
00:35:50oh before we go
00:35:52which room do you keep to bitches dior and versace? she needs some options for tonight
00:35:57fourth floor third door on your floor
00:36:01thank you mother
00:36:03good to see you
00:36:09that was the hottest thing anybody has ever done for me
00:36:20your brother has lost it
00:36:22get down here and handle this new trashy arm candy
00:36:33is your mom always so
00:36:36narcissistic psychopath?
00:36:38yeah
00:36:41that's why i don't really get along with the family
00:36:43but
00:36:44the charity gala raises a lot of money for my patients
00:36:47so i come back every year
00:36:49you care a lot about your patients
00:36:51that's sweet
00:36:51i do
00:36:54plus the other perk is i get to spend a ton of money on you
00:36:57what does that mean?
00:37:07what does that mean?
00:37:09luke you did not
00:37:15which one of them speaks to you?
00:37:18i mean i want all of them
00:37:19that's done
00:37:20i haven't even picked one out
00:37:22you said you want all of them
00:37:25they're yours
00:37:3180th
00:37:32i can't accept this is like my whole college tuition in this room
00:37:36well i didn't offer you a quarter million dollars in dresses to piss you off
00:37:41why do you like me?
00:37:42i'm just a college student and you're
00:37:46you
00:37:47doctor trust fund baby
00:37:49your culture
00:37:50your parents host charity events
00:37:52you have a butler that does your laundry
00:37:54i do my laundry in a coin operated machine
00:37:56that i share with like a hundred other students
00:37:59it's not too late to not associate with me
00:38:16of course it's too late
00:38:17i've already fallen for you
00:38:21then why don't you go all the way with me
00:38:27because
00:38:28i want it to be right
00:38:30i don't want you to look back on this and think of me as the old guy who took advantage
00:38:34of you
00:38:36but take it slow
00:38:41even though
00:38:45there's nothing i'd rather do than rip your clothes off right now
00:38:48really?
00:38:55really?
00:39:18come back here
00:39:20i'm just giving you what you want Luke
00:39:25are you teasing me miss tisdale?
00:39:28you're the one that wants to wait doctor
00:39:38just making sure you know what you're missing out on
00:39:41can you zip me up please?
00:39:49you know i'm gonna need you back for this
00:40:00whatever you say doc
00:40:08that doesn't sound like gina
00:40:12you dumps my best friend?
00:40:14the gala is tonight and Luke is supposed to have the dean's daughter on his arm
00:40:20not strutting the campus mattress
00:40:24Luke's an idiot for dumping an heiress for a barista
00:40:30don't worry mom
00:40:31i'll pry that little gold digger off his arm
00:40:33just long enough for him to realize that he's made a mistake
00:40:36mm-hmm
00:40:37that's my girl
00:40:41i'm gonna need you
00:40:42Sophie, love, you've been in there for two hours
00:40:44i promise you you're gonna be the most beautiful person at the gala tonight
00:41:01holy shit
00:41:02holy shit
00:41:10it's not about being pretty i just
00:41:13i don't want to embarrass you in front of all your rich friends
00:41:16i've never even been to a charity auction
00:41:18wouldn't it make more sense if we just met up at like a bowling alley
00:41:21and donated the party expenses
00:41:26you're so refreshing
00:41:28you ready?
00:41:47wow
00:41:48he doesn't look great at gina
00:41:49yeah
00:41:50you never said your brother's chief was so pretty
00:41:53why would you want to break them up?
00:41:54shut up
00:41:55there's a two and a half billion dollar inheritance down the train
00:41:58if my brother marries this nobody
00:42:00it's that of gina
00:42:08i'd like to thank you all for coming to the Baldwin Memorial Charity event
00:42:11this is a great opportunity for us to raise money for the family clinic
00:42:15myself and my girlfriend Sophie Tisdale
00:42:17are very excited to meet and talk to all of you
00:42:20cheers
00:42:25girlfriend?
00:42:26not for long
00:42:40good evening everyone
00:42:43thank you so much for being here at our wonderful charity auction
00:42:48our first item
00:42:54an all-expense-paid trip to Bora Bora
00:42:57with its amazing iconic volcanic views
00:43:02starting big
00:43:04five thousand
00:43:06five thousand
00:43:07now six
00:43:07two and a six
00:43:10can i get
00:43:13you need to come quick my wife's having a allergic reaction
00:43:16you okay?
00:43:17no
00:43:19let's go
00:43:27what is this?
00:43:28my throat
00:43:30oh you're not
00:43:32breathe
00:43:32oh
00:43:33oh
00:43:33oh
00:43:38sold!
00:43:39number twelve
00:43:39seven thousand dollars
00:43:41all-expense-paid trip to Bora Bora
00:43:43give him a round of applause
00:43:44congratulations
00:43:44hey hey hey hey hey
00:43:46actually we have one more item up for grabs
00:43:48Miss Tisdale
00:43:50Miss Tisdale
00:43:50a gorgeous student
00:43:51has graciously offered herself up for a date with a lucky man
00:43:57now according to Miss Tisdale
00:43:58she has a great personality
00:44:00and an even better mouth
00:44:02what a hussy
00:44:04auctioning a blowjob
00:44:06i hope Dr. Miller knows what his girlfriend's up to
00:44:10i mean the poor guy is tending to a patient
00:44:12i knew that you were too classless for this family
00:44:16poor Lukey
00:44:17she hasn't fooled
00:44:19trailer trash skank
00:44:22who let her kind in here
00:44:23i-i wouldn't do that
00:44:25i-i would never
00:44:25i have a thousand for a night with Miss Tisdale
00:44:28hmm
00:44:29really Sophie? no one wants you for a thousand?
00:44:33phew
00:44:33alright
00:44:35five hundred?
00:44:37alright
00:44:37five hundred for the poor girl
00:44:40she's got student loans
00:44:42whatever that means
00:44:44where's Luke?
00:44:49are you?
00:44:52i don't see anything wrong here
00:44:54it hurts
00:44:55no my throat it hurts
00:44:56it hurts
00:44:57i recognize you
00:44:58you're one of my sister's shithead friends
00:45:00what the hell is going on here?
00:45:01hey your sister's doing you a favor, bro
00:45:02Patrick?
00:45:04get out of my way
00:45:05why lower your standards?
00:45:06we're millionaires
00:45:08she might be a good fuck
00:45:08but that's all she'll ever be, man
00:45:16you can talk about my girlfriend when you can live a day without your daddy's money
00:45:20motherfucker
00:45:22$450
00:45:24$450
00:45:25$400
00:45:28ooh
00:45:29alright
00:45:30i mean look
00:45:32i know Sophie's just being modest
00:45:34poor girl doesn't have many skills outside the bedroom
00:45:38i'll help the young lady then
00:45:40maybe
00:45:41we could have some late night study sessions, huh?
00:45:46sold!
00:45:46sold for $400
00:45:49wow, Sophie
00:45:50looks like people really aren't in the market for used goods
00:46:03that's right, Serena
00:46:04after you being the person that's had five abortions in the last year
00:46:08lukey, watch your mouth right now
00:46:12what was that you're saying about class, Letitia darling?
00:46:21you idiot, get off the stage, we're leaving
00:46:24mom, he's embarrassing me
00:46:26you're humiliating me in front of my friends, you pussy
00:46:30no need, my dear
00:46:32our circle of elite friends can no longer be seen with the likes of you
00:46:36after all of this
00:46:40but, but
00:46:42no
00:46:42no
00:46:43no
00:46:44young man
00:46:45that information you gave is illegal
00:46:48you're a doctor
00:46:50Greg, I was waiting to get to you
00:46:52you wanna bid on my girlfriend?
00:46:54aren't you a little occupied with your secret girlfriend, Stephanie?
00:46:57how's she recovering from her boob job?
00:46:58no, no, no, no, no, no
00:47:05Stephanie?
00:47:06the nanny?
00:47:15I'm going to sue you for everything you've got.
00:47:18You can't.
00:47:19You see, yes, my family might own the clinic that you all go to,
00:47:23but I practice under the university, so you can't touch me.
00:47:26So, unless you all want me to air out your dirty laundry,
00:47:29I suggest you cut very generous checks to the charity
00:47:31and then get the fuck out of my house.
00:47:35Let's go.
00:47:37Get to writing.
00:47:39Let's go. Everybody out.
00:47:47Look at these assholes go.
00:47:49You didn't have to ruin your charity event for me.
00:47:52I would have been okay.
00:47:53I do it a thousand times over.
00:47:55No one comes at my woman like that.
00:47:57Plus, I think we made more donations tonight than we have in the last ten years.
00:48:01Blackmail surprisingly works.
00:48:04You alright?
00:48:17What are you looking for?
00:48:20I paid for all the booze, so...
00:48:22I figure how the night went, I might as well be your personal bartender.
00:48:28Right.
00:48:30Okay.
00:48:32Make me...
00:48:34an appletini.
00:48:36What?
00:48:37Seriously?
00:48:40Alright, so...
00:48:41vodka, lemon, and apple liqueur?
00:48:45Can we just do something easier?
00:48:47You suck at being a rich kid.
00:48:48I need...
00:48:52move.
00:48:56Can you open that?
00:48:59Thank you!
00:49:00Thank you!
00:49:03Alright.
00:49:04Let's just make it simple.
00:49:07Bye, Chats.
00:49:10I've never done that before.
00:49:13Seriously?
00:49:14What do you mean?
00:49:15You're like so old.
00:49:16I was trying to get him to school.
00:49:18I didn't have time to...
00:49:19do body shots off of hot little girls like you.
00:49:22He just said you're hot.
00:49:24Make a move, Sophie.
00:49:25Okay, well, I'll teach you.
00:49:37Holy shit.
00:49:58All right, I got the hang of that.
00:50:01Now it's your turn, Ms. Tisdale.
00:50:03Now or never, Sophie.
00:50:04Go for it.
00:50:05New rule.
00:50:06You can't choose the same place twice.
00:50:08Is that so?
00:50:11Then...
00:50:11Where are you gonna lick me?
00:50:22Shame, shame.
00:50:23You're trying to play with my emotion.
00:50:26Blame, blame.
00:50:28Only you feel like a devotion.
00:50:31How'd you ever think you could pull this shit?
00:50:33Think you could get away with it.
00:50:36Be careful what you give.
00:50:37Cause you don't know what you might get
00:50:49I'm sorry, was that?
00:50:51You drive me fucking wild
00:50:54Luke, I'm ready
00:51:00Yeah, I'm an idiot
00:51:04Wait, what?
00:51:05Sophie, I want you fine
00:51:07I'm sorry
00:51:09Fuck
00:51:09Luke, no, no, no
00:51:11I'm telling you that I'm ready
00:51:13I want to do this with you
00:51:14Lose my virginity
00:51:17Sophie
00:51:19Don't Sophie me, that's so patronizing
00:51:24Wait, I'm trying
00:51:25But I'm gonna be the person responsible
00:51:27If you get hurt
00:51:29I don't want to be the guy that, you know
00:51:30Leads to you ruining your life
00:51:32I'm terrified of that
00:51:34It's this that hurts me
00:51:35What you're doing right now rejecting me
00:51:37What would be so terrible about us being together
00:51:40Being together?
00:51:41Sophie
00:51:42Did you see what happened here today?
00:51:45I mean, my family sucks
00:51:47My ex-girlfriend is batshit crazy
00:51:50I mean, of course I want to be with you
00:51:53But am I right for you?
00:51:55And you really want to take on this much baggage?
00:51:58I might be a virgin, but this whole
00:51:59It's not you, it's me thing
00:52:01Is really freshman year
00:52:07So, where are you going?
00:52:09I'm calling a cab and going back to campus
00:52:10I can't deal with your hot and cold bullshit anymore
00:52:13You think you're doing me this favor
00:52:15But really, you're just reminding me of how unfuckable I am
00:52:20Don't follow me
00:52:26Damn it
00:52:33I guess I'm the first girl in the world
00:52:35To be on birth control and not even get laid
00:52:51What's the point in talking to me now?
00:52:53You've rejected me thrice
00:52:58Is that your boyfriend you're ignoring?
00:53:00Nope
00:53:02Boyfriends have sex with their girlfriends
00:53:04So I've got the hottest girl in the bar
00:53:07All to myself
00:53:11What?
00:53:12You heard me
00:53:14Hottest lady I've ever seen at this school
00:53:18Seriously?
00:53:19You're into this?
00:53:21Like, you might want to, like, hook up?
00:53:23Hell yeah, I would
00:53:25Maybe we're going to start with a kiss
00:53:27Wow, I'm not unfuckable after all
00:53:29Maybe Luke's the problem
00:53:31I was beginning to think nobody would take my virginity
00:53:35Pause
00:53:38What did you just say?
00:53:42I'm a virgin?
00:53:44Oh, no
00:53:45She's a virgin, y'all
00:53:47Aw, cute
00:53:49Excuse me?
00:53:50Too much work
00:53:51You're probably super clingy, too
00:53:53You should just go back to your dorm, sweetie
00:53:58Sweetie?
00:53:58Sweetie?
00:53:58I'm a senior
00:53:59That's even sadder
00:54:03You were just into me
00:54:04Why are you treating me like I'm gum stuck to your shoe?
00:54:07You're obviously a nice girl
00:54:09But I'm looking for a fun time
00:54:10You know?
00:54:12You're gonna get feels and it's gonna get messy
00:54:28I'm in this $80,000 dress
00:54:31And I can't even get a stupid horny prac guy to get with me
00:54:36He would probably fuck anything except for me, apparently
00:54:43Oh, and Luke
00:54:43Of course, Luke, on the other hand
00:54:45He's had his hands literally inside of me
00:54:47And I guess he was just so repulsed that
00:54:50That he didn't need to see more
00:54:53You know what?
00:54:59Sophie, where the hell you been?
00:55:01You're not the hospital right now, bro
00:55:02Oh, oh, look at me
00:55:03I'm a fancy Ivy League doctor
00:55:05And I'm also hot as fuck
00:55:07And I just love to lead girls on
00:55:09With the orgasm pap smear two for one
00:55:13Say something, asshole
00:55:17Can I come get you right now, please?
00:55:18So you can what?
00:55:19Not have sex?
00:55:20Yeah, I don't think so
00:55:21I think I'll stay right here
00:55:22Where the guys at least have
00:55:24I don't know, the decency to not lead me on
00:55:27Guys, what guys?
00:55:28Did someone do something to you?
00:55:29Of course not
00:55:30They said I was too messy
00:55:33Too messy and too much
00:55:35And I guess that means you get a second chance
00:55:38Sophie
00:55:39You either fuck me or you lose me
00:55:43I think I'm gonna pass out
00:55:45I'm coming to get you
00:55:46Keep the phone on you, alright?
00:55:58Sophie
00:55:59Sophie
00:56:00Hey, wake up
00:56:05I got you
00:56:07Come on
00:56:22Is she?
00:56:27She's fine
00:56:28She's
00:56:30Bottled water in two of these in the morning
00:56:32I don't know what she drank
00:56:33But whatever it is is gonna hit her hard
00:56:38Sophie, you're gonna be the death of me
00:56:58Rise and shine
00:57:00Party animal
00:57:01You have a lot to tell me
00:57:06You feel like shit
00:57:07You look like shit
00:57:09But like a million bucks
00:57:12So is this a gift from Luke or?
00:57:14Everly, the only thing that is gonna make this vodka tequila hangover worse is hearing his name
00:57:20He led me on and then left me for Ted
00:57:23But Luke brought you back to the-
00:57:25I don't want to hear it
00:57:29I'm done having my time wasted
00:57:31I guess I'm just too much work as a virgin
00:57:35So I've decided
00:57:38I'm not a virgin anymore
00:57:40Huh?
00:57:41Well, virginity is like a whole construct, right?
00:57:44People, guys aren't gonna stop treating me like a baby
00:57:48Unless I stop acting like one
00:57:49And looking like one
00:57:54I need you
00:57:55To help me look slutty
00:58:01No way, I'm not gonna do that
00:58:02You're not gonna help me look sexy?
00:58:04Why not?
00:58:05Sophie, you are sexy
00:58:06I'm not slutty sexy
00:58:08Guys, don't go for that
00:58:10I look like a nun librarian
00:58:12I'm giving off
00:58:13Don't fuck
00:58:14Snooze fest
00:58:15Boring
00:58:17Sophie, as your best friend
00:58:18I'm obligated to tell you
00:58:19That you don't have to change yourself for the right guy
00:58:22The thing is, Mr. Right isn't doing anything wrong
00:58:29Warm me up
00:58:45Perfect
00:58:46Perfect
00:59:06Isn't that that one dorky barista chick?
00:59:09There's no way
00:59:10That goes off
00:59:12It is
00:59:14That's Sophie Tisdale?
00:59:16Dude, the makeover's actually working
00:59:18Everyone's looking at you
00:59:19Good
00:59:20I hope the news gets back to Luke
00:59:21I mean more
00:59:28Holy shit
00:59:29There he is
00:59:30Are you gonna say something?
00:59:34Holy shit, Sophie
00:59:36No
00:59:37I'm just gonna make you regret everything
00:59:39Mmm
00:59:46Thanks, babe
00:59:46It's all beautiful
00:59:56And what can I get for you, handsome?
00:59:58A latte would be nice
00:59:59But, uh, I like what you're giving me right now
01:00:02I take all kinds of tips
01:00:03What the hell's going on here?
01:00:05Stop interrupting, Grandpa
01:00:06The fuck did you just say?
01:00:08One latte
01:00:09Coming right up
01:00:12And what can I get for you, doctor?
01:00:14Sophie, what is this?
01:00:16You're dressed different
01:00:17You're acting different
01:00:17I don't get it
01:00:19Whoops
01:00:20Let me get that for you
01:00:28So did you want a coffee?
01:00:29The Ave Shining is on the house
01:00:32Sophie, I don't...
01:00:33Is this like a punishment?
01:00:34I mean, if it is, I get it
01:00:35But throwing yourself at other guys
01:00:36It's not you
01:00:37That's really not up to you anymore, Dr. Miller
01:00:40I gave you a chance
01:00:42And besides, there's someone out there who wants me
01:00:44And isn't gonna embarrass me in the process
01:00:46Hey, uh, we're throwing a Halloween party tonight
01:00:49They do on the land fair
01:00:50You should come
01:00:52She's got plans
01:00:54Actually, I don't
01:00:55My first frat party invite?
01:00:58Wow, this whole hot girl act is actually working
01:01:01You should bring you home, girl
01:01:03The guy's gonna love you
01:01:04I will, see you tonight
01:01:08You're not going to that
01:01:09Newsflash, you're not my boyfriend
01:01:11You could have been, but you didn't want the baggage
01:01:13That's not true
01:01:14Actually, I have to go plan my outfit for tonight
01:01:16My very sexy, very booby outfit
01:01:21Go, go, go!
01:01:23Sophie, I'm not gonna let you throw your life away
01:01:24Just because of me, all right?
01:01:26If I'm gonna do this fucking frat party
01:01:2736 years old, I will
01:01:32What could you have possibly been in that?
01:01:34Oh, that was sexy Minnie Mouse
01:01:37Yeah, I think I still have the ears somewhere
01:01:39Ew, that doesn't even sound right
01:01:42I just found the perfect outfit
01:01:45To match your boyfriend's
01:01:48Everly, not funny
01:01:49Imagine being old-ass Luke
01:01:51Stuck at the stupid hospital
01:01:52And he gets a text from you
01:01:54And this
01:01:55If he hasn't jumped off a bridge
01:01:56He definitely will
01:01:58How pathetic is it
01:01:59That I'm playing mind games
01:02:00With a guy that I haven't even
01:02:01Gone to second base with?
01:02:02Hey, whatever helps you get over him
01:02:04Okay?
01:02:08We have push-up bra
01:02:09Pink
01:02:11Red
01:02:24Get in
01:02:25Get Sophie safe
01:02:26Get out
01:02:28Sophie's the only person I'm doing this for
01:02:31Sick costume, bro
01:02:34Right
01:02:37Got to have at least three chicks with you to get in, man
01:02:42Sorry
01:02:44Rules
01:02:53Idiot
01:02:57I have to get to her
01:02:58Where is she?
01:03:02Stop being shy, you look hot
01:03:07See?
01:03:10Wait, hand me your phone
01:03:11Why?
01:03:17Because I'm
01:03:19Taking a .5 and
01:03:21Sending it to leave
01:03:24No
01:03:25Yes
01:03:31I got a hat
01:03:33I have to get to her
01:03:34Where is it?
01:03:35Popping bottles with the models
01:03:36Get like me
01:03:37My wrist don't froze
01:03:38Never missing any meals
01:03:40I feel like LeBron
01:03:41Cause I get the ring
01:03:42If you're bad
01:03:43And you know it
01:03:43You're my twenty-twins
01:03:44I need to be so drunk
01:03:46To predict what you just did
01:03:47He opened it immediately
01:03:48He's so whipped
01:03:51Welcome to the party
01:03:55I need to be so drunk
01:03:57To predict what you just did
01:03:58He opened it immediately
01:03:59He's so whipped
01:04:03Welcome to the party
01:04:07Do it out of his house
01:04:11Woooo
01:04:12Woooo
01:04:12Hell yeah
01:04:13What?
01:04:14Looks a little something like this
01:04:15Looks a little bit like I can't miss
01:04:17Ay, ay, ay
01:04:18This is what you're talking about
01:04:25It's just not the same when it's not him
01:04:28So be, so be, so be, so be
01:04:32So be, so be, so be
01:04:34So be, so be, so be, so be
01:04:38Oh yeah!
01:04:44Yo, this girl's crazy!
01:04:51Yo, this girl's crazy!
01:04:56Just give me a second, guys.
01:05:02Did he come here just to keep an eye on me?
01:05:08You're really trying to piss me off right now, aren't you?
01:05:10Actually, I'm not thinking about you at all.
01:05:13That's a lie.
01:05:14You talk?
01:05:18Come on, Sophie! Let's play spin the bottle!
01:05:21I'm coming. My friend here is just leaving.
01:05:24Actually, I'll join.
01:05:26What? No.
01:05:27Don't want to be right here!
01:05:36Who's going first?
01:05:39I'll spin.
01:05:40Do you think he's a TA?
01:05:42I hope it lands on me. He seems experienced.
01:05:57Fuck.
01:05:59Sophie and Luke to the closet.
01:06:03Rules of rule.
01:06:04As soon as the seven minutes are up, I want out.
01:06:20Can we talk like adults?
01:06:22Can we fuck like adults?
01:06:24Can we fuck like adults?
01:06:28You know, you dress like this makes me want a fucking right hand.
01:06:50How about another pelvic exam, Dr. Miller?
01:06:57Oh no no no no you can make this video since I know.
01:07:08Oh my crap.
01:07:19Hey guys, let my 10 times each video gone.
01:07:20Oh no.
01:07:22We've knocked out the terraces of the earth today,
01:07:27what time's up when we just you wanted to I'm just giving you a taste of your
01:07:33medicine Luke now you'll wish you would affect me when you have the chance
01:07:54you so how was it looks a little too shy for me I'm gonna spin again
01:08:15me so if you come on him you had your chance Luke come on Noah
01:08:31okay I've never kissed anyone before what so I'm gonna embarrass myself so
01:08:37warning you you can relax I wasn't gonna kiss you anyway really but all the
01:08:45rumors but everyone says you're a freaky sex goddess
01:08:49Derek says that you put your legs behind your head I don't even know Derek I'm
01:08:56sorry Noah but neither you nor me are losing our virginities tonight I'm so
01:09:00screwed everyone in the frat knows that I'm a virgin and I'm the only one they're
01:09:06gonna kill me no they're gonna make fun of me and then kill me no they're gonna
01:09:10make fun of me to death wait I'll help you how
01:09:22it's awful quiet in there Noah come on virgin
01:09:26oh they're gonna call me that till they freaking graduate we don't have time just come here
01:09:34you can tell them you lost it to me really you don't care no but I'm just trying to make
01:09:41someone
01:09:41jealous you can tell them I fucked you upside down for all I care just as long as Luke overhears
01:09:51I owe you Noah are you in there oh yeah oh it's getting crazy in there oh yeah
01:10:05all right that's enough
01:10:09Sophie you open the damn door okay ready it's working
01:10:17oh you really want to piss him off he deserves it
01:10:44what's the problem doctor the fuck were you doing in the middle then well
01:10:52first I unzipped his pants and then I saw his cock
01:11:03liar you don't know that
01:11:08you know you belong to me
01:11:10too much
01:11:11you know you belong to me
01:11:15I'm out here girl
01:11:18I'm back up in the street
01:11:23so I don't really got time to fuss and fight
01:11:26no one's true
01:11:28with you really got time
01:11:31yo
01:11:33why are you trippin baby you know
01:11:35get out
01:11:36acting like you know what's up but you ain't psychic
01:11:39I told you I ain't going down but you ain't like it
01:11:42I told you I ain't going down when you ain't like it
01:11:43I told you I ain't going down when you ain't like it
01:11:45I need a saw from you
01:11:48I don't want to
01:11:49me too
01:12:08what don't tell me you're changing your mind
01:12:10no
01:12:11no
01:12:12no I'm not changing my mind
01:12:14I'm just kicking myself
01:12:16I can't believe I deprived myself of you for so long
01:12:19you fucking idiot
01:12:22you are
01:12:23you help this world
01:12:35ain't so much space for me
01:12:38I'm out here girl
01:12:40I'm back up in this street
01:12:45yes you better take that
01:12:46someone better be dying
01:12:49what's it code blue
01:12:51they are
01:12:55I'm sorry Sophie I have to go
01:13:01I've been burned too many times are we ever going to do this
01:13:04Sophie
01:13:08Sophie I promised you the last thing I wanted to see
01:13:10I promise we're going to do this we are
01:13:14but not in some shitty fat house
01:13:18you deserve better than that
01:13:20better how
01:13:24you do a passport right
01:13:30so sexy underwear
01:13:31track
01:13:32a jacket
01:13:33check
01:13:34a bikini
01:13:36where exactly is he taking you
01:13:37he didn't tell me
01:13:41crap he's here
01:13:44bitch you won't believe this oh my god
01:13:52no way
01:13:53this man's insane
01:13:54he's actually psycho
01:13:57on the other hand crazy makes for good sex
01:14:00good look soldier
01:14:05don't you have like
01:14:06any advice for me
01:14:07he's not
01:14:08do it a bunch of times on my behalf
01:14:11it's finally happening
01:14:37you look incredible
01:14:39Hmm? You said airport fit.
01:14:42I guess you just look delicious and everything.
01:14:49This is so psychotic.
01:14:51Am I really worth all this?
01:14:55It's the first times.
01:14:59Are we flying domestic or internationally today, sir?
01:15:03International.
01:15:14Look, if you don't give me back my sight in the next five seconds, I'm going to lose my mind.
01:15:18I'm sorry. I just didn't want to run the surprise.
01:15:21You ready?
01:15:27A croissant?
01:15:29You flew me nine hours for some pastries?
01:15:32It's a hint.
01:15:34Go look at the view. You'll know where we are.
01:15:43Are you crazy? You took me to Paris?
01:15:54Whoa. Whoa, whoa.
01:15:56I set up an appointment at Chanel and then a reservation at a five-star restaurant.
01:16:02Luke.
01:16:09You want to add something to the itinerary?
01:16:11I think you should take your clothes off.
01:16:16I think you should take your clothes off.
01:16:18Yeah, I think that's a good idea.
01:16:21Yeah.
01:16:23I think that's a good idea.
01:16:35It's finally happening.
01:16:37It's finally happening.
01:16:39It's finally happening.
01:17:00I don't understand why you can just set up an appointment with me at the clinic.
01:17:03You know, it was weird when you were my customer, and it's even weirder now that you're my boyfriend.
01:17:08Is it weird that even in something so basic like this, you still turn me on?
01:17:18Get away from my patient, Dr. Miller?
01:17:21She's all yours.
01:17:23Ms. Tisdale, I see here that the purpose of your visit is to refill your birth control prescription.
01:17:29Yes.
01:17:29We performed a routine analysis of your urine sample.
01:17:33Um, I regret to inform you, Sophie.
01:17:36We're unable to fulfill your request.
01:17:41Laureen, don't tell me.
01:17:42I'm sorry?
01:17:45Sophie, you're pregnant.
01:17:49I'll give you two a moment.
01:17:58I'm so sorry.
01:17:59I don't know how this happened.
01:18:01I was trying to be safe.
01:18:03Wow.
01:18:05What do you think the odds are?
01:18:07Like 1.6 in 100?
01:18:09You'd probably hate me.
01:18:12As long as you're not planning on ghosting me, I'm actually pretty excited.
01:18:17Graduation's in a month, and I mean, we'll be able to do it together.
01:18:29Sophie, I'm all in.
01:18:41Sophie, I'm all in.
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