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00:03:24Okay, I'm not offended.
00:03:26I'm sorry, what do you want?
00:03:28Oh, God, good question.
00:03:31We're not doing any construction.
00:03:33Well, that's strange.
00:03:34I have an order here for 435 Westmont.
00:03:37It says bathroom innovation.
00:03:42Can't see it.
00:03:44I already got the bathtub unloaded.
00:03:46I just need access to the master bathroom.
00:03:55There she is.
00:04:03That is your husband's signature at the bottom, right?
00:04:08I suppose it is.
00:04:14I don't think either of us want to waste all day going back and forth behind a door now,
00:04:18do we?
00:04:20Listen, now is not a good time.
00:04:21My husband will call and reschedule whatever it is he has planned.
00:04:24Well, he planned a whole new renovation for you.
00:04:27Marble Jack and Jill sinks, heated floors, one of them mirrors you talked to.
00:04:30Oh, and a big old clawfoot tub I got in the driveway.
00:04:33I like our tub.
00:04:34Well, he says it was time for something new.
00:04:38Do you want to call your husband?
00:04:40My husband.
00:04:41You know what?
00:04:42I'll give him a call myself.
00:04:43555-8712, right?
00:04:55Hello?
00:04:56It's Evan.
00:04:56You know what to do.
00:04:58No answer.
00:05:00I feel like he would have made mention of this.
00:05:03Do you want to call him?
00:05:04Maybe he'll pick up for you.
00:05:05No, he probably won't answer.
00:05:07Not even for you.
00:05:09Why's that?
00:05:11He's on a flight for work.
00:05:12Well, maybe it's a surprise.
00:05:14I mean, what woman doesn't want a romantic clawfoot tub for her anniversary?
00:05:21When's your birthday?
00:05:22Not for another month.
00:05:23Well, you know, it's definitely going to take around a month to finish, so that must be it.
00:05:29Look, I don't mean to be rude, but the faster I get this started, the faster I get out of
00:05:32your hair.
00:05:33It's getting a bit embarrassing waiting out here.
00:05:36I mean, it's starting to seem like you don't trust me.
00:05:40Look, I get it.
00:05:41You don't want me in your house.
00:05:42I mean, I get it all the time.
00:05:44Shoddy clothes, rough hands.
00:05:46It's not that.
00:05:47Well, look, if it makes you feel more comfortable, I'll just wait in your driveway until I get a hold
00:05:51of your husband.
00:06:18You don't want me in your house.
00:06:23Master bathroom?
00:06:29I bet you guys redo your house every year, so...
00:06:33A lot of folks with everything get real bored.
00:06:36Put some new floors in, putting some fresh landscaping, redo the kitchen.
00:06:42Maybe a new bathroom.
00:06:44Come up with some new ways to spend your money.
00:06:46Wow, lots of room up here.
00:06:48Oh, look, look at that.
00:06:48Is that a real painting?
00:06:50Not even a print.
00:06:51I bet that's expensive.
00:06:53That's why you have all these people, you know, throwing orgies, swapping wives.
00:06:57Ooh, comfy bed.
00:06:57Loves the vibe in here.
00:06:59Very chic.
00:07:00You know, they just do that thrill.
00:07:01You know what I'm saying?
00:07:06See why you wanted a clawfoot?
00:07:08I designed the tub area all by myself.
00:07:11Hmm.
00:07:11I can tell.
00:07:13I can tell.
00:07:29Do you want to put a shot collar on?
00:07:30Make sure I don't wander off.
00:07:38I'll be downstairs.
00:07:39If you need anything.
00:07:49I can tell.
00:07:51I'm cold.
00:07:52I'm cold.
00:07:53I'm cold.
00:07:54I'm cold.
00:07:55I'm cold.
00:07:55I'm cold.
00:07:56I'm cold.
00:07:56I'm cold.
00:07:56I'm cold.
00:07:56I'm cold.
00:07:57I'm cold.
00:07:57I'm cold.
00:07:57I'm cold.
00:07:58I'm cold.
00:07:59I'm cold.
00:07:59I'm cold.
00:08:00I'm cold.
00:08:01I'm cold.
00:08:04I'm cold.
00:08:07I'm cold.
00:10:08That's right.
00:10:09Oh, this here's my handyman.
00:10:11A handyman's handyman, if you will.
00:10:13I call him in when the job's just too big for one man.
00:10:16Sammy's the best there is.
00:10:17He's like a brother to me.
00:10:18He always gets the job done.
00:10:20What was your name?
00:10:22Mrs. Lawther.
00:10:24Cool.
00:10:26Nice to meet you.
00:10:28And you get your clawfoot tub just a little bit sooner.
00:10:31I like our tub.
00:10:32The water?
00:10:33Well, like your husband said, it's time for something new.
00:10:36Right.
00:10:36So, I need water to cook.
00:10:39Well, you can imagine.
00:10:41Cutting through pipes with water running through them.
00:10:43Lots of flooding.
00:10:44Big problem.
00:10:45Well, I'm making bolognese and I need water to cook today.
00:10:48Bolognese?
00:10:49Sammy, did you hear that?
00:10:50Bolognese.
00:10:51That's a lot of calories, boss.
00:10:53Italian man myself.
00:10:54Leonardo IV.
00:10:56At your service.
00:10:57But everyone calls me Leo.
00:10:58Because I'm my own man.
00:10:59Ain't that right, Sammy?
00:11:00That's right, boss.
00:11:01I gathered.
00:11:02The water?
00:11:03Oh, well, you don't need water to cook bolognese.
00:11:05Excuse me?
00:11:05Whole milk.
00:11:06Chicken stock.
00:11:07And if it looks a little parched, just a dash of dry white wine.
00:11:11Well, that's not how my husband likes it.
00:11:13Oh, he's coming back?
00:11:14Lovely.
00:11:14I'd love to chat with him.
00:11:16No, but it's just not how I make it.
00:11:18Well, that is how it should be made.
00:11:19Hey, Sammy.
00:11:20Yeah, boss.
00:11:21Take over while I assist the lady of the house.
00:11:23No, I insist that you do not.
00:11:25What do I insist?
00:11:28Would you just put on a shirt?
00:11:31Please?
00:11:33Sure.
00:11:37Hey, boss.
00:11:39Get some of that bolognese, yeah?
00:11:40Yeah.
00:11:41Just a taste?
00:11:43Yeah.
00:11:49You didn't put the meat in yet?
00:11:52Going to, but I realized the water was out, so I went upstairs to you first.
00:11:55And you're going to use fresh tomatoes?
00:11:58I know that's not normally the recipe, but I prefer it to the cans of tomato sauce.
00:12:01Cans of tomato sauce?
00:12:02What planet are you on?
00:12:04You're supposed to use a third cup of tomato paste.
00:12:06I mean, your acids are going to be all messed up.
00:12:07You've got to just throw the meat in right now.
00:12:09I mean, what you should have done is you should have browned the meat in the pot first.
00:12:12But, you know, what are you going to do?
00:12:15Wow.
00:12:16It's a pretty good looking meat.
00:12:17Pretty pricey.
00:12:18$20 a pound?
00:12:19Where'd you get it?
00:12:21The market on Farrelly.
00:12:23Farrelly.
00:12:24Yeah.
00:12:25Yeah, you know what?
00:12:26I think I know the place.
00:12:27I wouldn't let a guy like me in the door, though.
00:12:30That's not true.
00:12:31There are plenty of people like yourself that shop there.
00:12:33Like myself?
00:12:34Yes.
00:12:36Working men.
00:12:39A working man.
00:12:44Open the lid on there?
00:12:51Not so hot for a working man.
00:13:21Is that your garage?
00:13:23Yes.
00:13:24I bet you've got some pretty nice things in there.
00:13:28Oh?
00:13:29Well, you know, you've got such a nice setup here.
00:13:31Huge house.
00:13:32Beautiful pool.
00:13:33Lots of privacy.
00:13:35I mean, such a big space.
00:13:36Just a couple?
00:13:37No kids?
00:13:39No.
00:13:41Not yet.
00:13:42Not yet?
00:13:43Can't wait too long.
00:13:44I mean, a woman of your age.
00:13:46Do you have children, Leo?
00:13:48No.
00:13:49But when I find the right woman, I'll make it happen.
00:13:51I always get the job done.
00:13:53I guess that makes me a working man.
00:13:56Thank you for your help.
00:13:58I'm sure Samuel probably needs it a lot more than I do.
00:14:01Maybe.
00:14:03I'm sure he's fine.
00:14:03When did you say the water would be back on?
00:14:05Oh, anytime.
00:14:06Anytime now.
00:14:09Say, can you get a glass of that?
00:14:12Fine.
00:14:16Oh, and for Samuel, too.
00:14:30Nothing matter?
00:14:55Very kind of you.
00:14:57Good hostess you are.
00:14:58You know, when your husband gets back into town, I'll be sure to let him know.
00:15:19Tasha, I completely forgot about our yoga date.
00:15:21Well, the nanny canceled and Larry's at the office, so I'm stuck with little Darren all day.
00:15:26Please tell me you have wine.
00:15:28Of course.
00:15:29Okay, well, you can go run back, baby.
00:15:31Go ahead.
00:15:31Bye.
00:15:32Is Evan on?
00:15:35What is that?
00:15:38A bathroom remodel?
00:15:40Evan never mentioned it.
00:15:42And you just let them in?
00:15:44Silly, I know.
00:15:45He's maddeningly strange and clingy.
00:15:47I get this feeling like he's watching me, testing me.
00:15:51He ruined my bolognese.
00:15:53Not the bolognese.
00:15:55Warrior.
00:15:57So you just let them in?
00:16:00He had the paperwork.
00:16:02Evan's signature.
00:16:03Do you know how easy it is to forge a signature?
00:16:05It's literally a few squiggles and a dot.
00:16:07Thanks for reassuring me.
00:16:11I have a lawyer's mind.
00:16:15If it were me, I would have litigated the entire situation until they gave up and left.
00:16:21I think I know how to protect myself.
00:16:24Hmm.
00:16:26There are lots of ways to protect yourself.
00:16:28Tree pose.
00:16:29For instance, when I was back at the firm, I had a lovely client whose mother-in-law died a
00:16:34sudden and excruciating death.
00:16:36My client was wrongfully accused of the matter, but ultimately I was able to prove that the mother-in-law
00:16:42stabbed herself in the heart.
00:16:46That's incredible.
00:16:48It was incredible.
00:16:49Poor thing just didn't want to survive anymore.
00:16:53But what was really incredible is the trick I learned to get bloodstains out of fabric.
00:16:58Hands, heart, and center.
00:17:07What is it?
00:17:10It's Evan.
00:17:12This morning when I woke up, Evan was gone.
00:17:15There was no note.
00:17:17The suitcases are still in the closet.
00:17:19Last night he was quiet, but that's not out of the ordinary.
00:17:23Lately he's been so tired when he gets home from work, I just didn't even think anything of it.
00:17:27Well, maybe he just left for the office early this morning, didn't want to wake you up.
00:17:31I called the office.
00:17:33Not there.
00:17:34Called his phone.
00:17:36What about his car?
00:17:38It's in the garage.
00:17:42Another woman?
00:17:47The handyman is what's strange.
00:17:50All of a sudden, Evan disappears and this guy just shows up.
00:17:54Do you think maybe he hired the handyman to spy on you?
00:17:58I mean, I'm not saying that.
00:17:59Who is this handyman?
00:18:04Mrs. Lothar, I just wanted to let you know we'll be making quite a bit of noise upstairs.
00:18:07Thank you for letting me know.
00:18:09My pleasure.
00:18:11Oh, and in case you were wondering, your husband's order came in last Friday.
00:18:17Got an email from directly along with instructions and a deposit.
00:18:22Thank you for letting me know.
00:18:24Girls have fun.
00:18:25Bye.
00:18:26Bye.
00:18:30When you start taking clients again, you've got to start taking their calls.
00:18:33To be honest with you, I think this one might have done it, but maybe his wife bludgeoned
00:18:36herself to death.
00:18:37Will you watch Darren for me?
00:18:39I need to run to my home office.
00:18:40Hello?
00:18:41I told you, don't fucking talk to anyone.
00:18:44Everything goes through me.
00:18:46I don't care what your wife says.
00:18:47At this point, you might as well be dead.
00:18:49Without your money, you're worthless.
00:19:02No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:19:13You sound great, dude.
00:19:15Oh, hey.
00:19:17That's Evan's violin.
00:19:18What were you doing in our closet?
00:19:19Do you like classical music?
00:19:21Quartets or orchestra strings or, you know...
00:19:24Stop it.
00:19:24What?
00:19:25You don't like classical music?
00:19:27I mean, my dad always is telling me, if you don't like music, you're crazy.
00:19:30You have to like classical music.
00:19:33Fuck!
00:19:42What?
00:19:42Now tell me you like classical music.
00:19:46Were you going through my stuff?
00:19:48Me?
00:19:48No, never.
00:19:50I'm calling your supervisor.
00:19:52Ah, you know, he's pretty busy.
00:19:53I wouldn't do that.
00:19:54I memorized the number.
00:19:56I'm warning you, don't do it.
00:19:58You're kind of making mad.
00:20:06Hi, this is your manager speaking.
00:20:08How may I help you?
00:20:09I'd like you to get out of my room.
00:20:11Right in the middle of a job?
00:20:12I don't think so.
00:20:14I mean, the hazards?
00:20:15It's a lawsuit waiting to happen.
00:20:16I will call the police.
00:20:19Really?
00:20:20I will.
00:20:21Okay.
00:20:22And what are you going to tell them?
00:20:23Hmm?
00:20:24That your handyman's fixing the bathroom?
00:20:31Hmm.
00:20:34Okay.
00:20:35Okay.
00:20:35Hey, Sammy.
00:20:36Hey, boss.
00:20:37Let's go get some lunch, huh?
00:20:38Hmm.
00:20:39You know, late at the house.
00:20:40Looks like she's going to blow a gasket.
00:20:42Gasket?
00:20:43Isn't that for a car?
00:20:45Oh, hey, Ms. Loeffner.
00:20:47Uh, I found these in the pipes.
00:20:50Are these your undies?
00:20:52I swear I wasn't doing anything weird or anything.
00:20:55I just, I'll just leave my bed for my kids.
00:20:59Bye.
00:21:05Bye.
00:21:06Bye.
00:21:06Bye.
00:21:07Bye.
00:21:08Bye.
00:21:11Bye.
00:21:13Bye.
00:21:14Bye.
00:21:14Bye.
00:21:17Bye.
00:21:48Bye.
00:21:49It's Evan.
00:21:50You know what to do.
00:21:52Evan, it's me.
00:21:53I just wanted to see if you'd be home for dinner.
00:21:55Give me a call when you can.
00:21:57Bye.
00:22:11Now, what do we say when a man tries to get you into the van?
00:22:13You smack them in the nuts and take their candy.
00:22:16Damn straight.
00:22:17Hey!
00:22:20I thought you said you were leaving.
00:22:22I said I was taking a break.
00:22:24I'm just giving you a little alone time in the house.
00:22:26You know what I'm talking about.
00:22:37Me and the kid are just talking, right?
00:22:39Sharing secrets.
00:22:41You got any secrets you want to share, Janet?
00:22:45I'm taking you home, Darren.
00:22:46Well, you know, that's totally fine.
00:22:48Hey, good talking to you, bud.
00:22:49You know, we're going to make a lot of ruckus up there anyway.
00:22:51Jamming away, in and out, in and out.
00:22:53Real wet stuff.
00:22:56Oh, you're missing a ball.
00:22:58These sets usually come in six, right?
00:23:10I'm going to walk you home.
00:23:16Hey, boss.
00:23:17Where'd Miss Lopner go?
00:23:19Ah, she'll be back.
00:23:20I'm going to go check on the pipes downstairs.
00:23:22Keep working, all right?
00:23:23You got it, boss.
00:23:54Why don't you just ask him to leave?
00:23:56I did.
00:23:58In a way.
00:24:00I don't understand how you can be so meek having a husband like yours.
00:24:04What do you mean?
00:24:05He's just a shark.
00:24:07Larry told me some stuff about them closing the Holyoke account,
00:24:10and between you and me,
00:24:11let's just say that I do not think you will be jumping at the opportunity
00:24:14to work with him ever again.
00:24:16I'm sorry.
00:24:17It's fine.
00:24:18It's just ugly man stuff, you know?
00:24:46I bet you're a good criminal attorney.
00:24:50There are good criminals, and there are good attorneys.
00:24:53A good criminal attorney is really just a good criminal.
00:24:56If I didn't know any better,
00:24:58I would say that Evan's doing this on purpose.
00:25:00Like, to torture you.
00:25:05I'm kidding.
00:25:06I mean, he was pretty awful to his other wife.
00:25:08The one that, I don't know if you remember, he did leave for you.
00:25:11It says a lot about someone's character.
00:25:29Hello, old friends.
00:25:31How does she keep that physique with all this junk food?
00:25:36Fats, carbs, sugar, all processed food.
00:25:50Bye, old friends.
00:25:56Just feeling really leafy right now.
00:25:59Blowing in the wind.
00:26:02That is positively poetic.
00:26:04I've been thinking about going back to school to be a writer.
00:26:07Just have so much to say.
00:26:11Tons, really.
00:26:13Hmm.
00:26:15This one's a little dull.
00:26:26Shall we?
00:26:29Always five inches off target.
00:26:31My instructor thinks I need glasses.
00:26:34Do you ever have fantasies?
00:26:35Oh, yeah.
00:26:36Larry and I have this one called Jellyfish
00:26:38where I wear a huge sun hat covering my eyes
00:26:40and I take a boots hotel and I just...
00:26:42Like bloody.
00:26:43Violent, gory, that type of stuff.
00:26:46Oh, you just have to ask
00:26:47if you want to see my crime scene photo library.
00:26:49It's very thrilling.
00:26:51It's part of the reason why I still stay in the job.
00:26:54I've thought about hurting people
00:26:56in a non-sexual way.
00:26:58Although, I don't even know anymore.
00:27:03I feel different, Tasha.
00:27:06I feel rage.
00:27:10Huh.
00:27:12Sometimes while Larry's sleeping,
00:27:13I hold a pillow two inches from his head
00:27:15just to see if I'll do it.
00:27:17It's just like a kooky thing I do.
00:27:19Larry's never caught you?
00:27:21Actually, I think he may have
00:27:22because one time the day after,
00:27:24I went to the salon, came back,
00:27:26Darren had a full-time nanny,
00:27:27and my law degree was hanging up in the new office.
00:27:32Don't think.
00:27:33Just throw.
00:27:39Okay.
00:27:39Okay.
00:27:41Okay.
00:27:41Are you sure you haven't been seeing my instructor?
00:27:43I mean, you probably should.
00:27:44He's absolutely gorgeous.
00:27:46Oh, Tasha.
00:27:48What?
00:27:49I just figured that Evan would have you
00:27:50high-heeled and pregnant by now.
00:27:52Men like him can smell perimenopausal
00:27:55from a mile away.
00:27:59It's too late.
00:28:00What?
00:28:01Did Larry ever leave you?
00:28:03My Larry?
00:28:03Oh, God, no.
00:28:05His prenup is not strong enough for that.
00:28:07I should know.
00:28:07I wrote it.
00:28:08You did not.
00:28:09Yep.
00:28:11That's genius.
00:28:13It's survival.
00:28:17Survival.
00:28:18Survival.
00:28:19I wish I spoke to you earlier.
00:28:24I adore your knives, Tasha.
00:28:32Hey, Miss Lopper.
00:28:34It's me, Samuel.
00:28:37Had some free time.
00:28:38I thought I'd clean your pool.
00:28:39Hope you don't mind.
00:28:41What are you doing today?
00:28:44Oh, that's nice.
00:28:47I saw you doing some yoga.
00:28:50I like to do yoga.
00:28:54Well, maybe...
00:28:57Maybe we could go do something sometime.
00:29:02You look like you have a lot of nice clothes.
00:29:04Maybe you'd like go into the mall.
00:29:08I used to go hang out at the mall and...
00:29:11Steal pretzels?
00:29:13I don't do that anymore.
00:29:16You make me want to be a better man, Miss Lopper.
00:29:19I don't know what it is.
00:29:21But every time you walk in a room...
00:29:24You just light the place up.
00:29:26You little firecracker, you.
00:29:28I hope you don't feel embarrassed.
00:29:30I don't.
00:29:32Anyway.
00:29:35Sammy, where the hell are you?
00:29:37Come on, man.
00:29:38We got some work to do.
00:29:42Let's move.
00:29:43We got to get this tub inside.
00:29:45Come on, boss.
00:29:47Were you and I having issues?
00:29:49Like, were you thinking about divorce?
00:29:52No.
00:29:52Not at all.
00:29:53I mean, the normal issues that everyone has in their marriages.
00:29:56But nothing that we couldn't work through willingly.
00:29:58Right.
00:29:59All I'm saying is that if you are having issues, if you need a good lawyer, let me know.
00:30:03Because if I know Evan, I know he would have a plan.
00:30:06You wouldn't see it coming, and then suddenly you're left with absolutely nothing after how many years of marriage?
00:30:10Eight.
00:30:11Eight years of marriage and then nothing?
00:30:14I mean, no offense, but you have absolutely no marketable skills.
00:30:17You were a secretary for what?
00:30:19Six months?
00:30:20You did a great job, by the way, but if I were to give you advice, I would say wait
00:30:23two years and get alimony for life.
00:30:26I waited tables before I worked for Evan.
00:30:29Absolutely not.
00:30:37I should really get back.
00:30:38Make sure they haven't imploded my bathroom.
00:30:41Ah, one, one, one, one.
00:30:46Ah.
00:30:47One, two, three, four.
00:30:50Where do you come up with all these numbers?
00:30:52Eighteen, twenty-two.
00:30:54Ah, dang.
00:30:55How many more numbers could there be?
00:30:56What are you doing?
00:30:58Well, we have to store the tub somewhere overnight until we bring it upstairs tomorrow.
00:31:02Hey, Miss Loffler.
00:31:03Great dress.
00:31:04Really suits you.
00:31:06Just bring the tub upstairs if you're going to bring it inside the house.
00:31:10See, the problem is, we brought the tub up now, it would fall right through the floor.
00:31:13See, we had to rip up all the tiles and the subflooring to get to the plumbing.
00:31:16Before we bring anything as heavy as this tub, we're going to have to lay down the subfloor and then
00:31:21do all the tiling.
00:31:22And how long is that going to take?
00:31:24Days, maybe weeks.
00:31:26Look, we at Carrillo Construction do everything safely.
00:31:29Are you even a contractor?
00:31:31Are you legally authorized to do this type of work?
00:31:34Can't believe you'd even ask me that.
00:31:36Do I not look smart enough to be a contractor?
00:31:38That's not what I said.
00:31:39Because I'm not.
00:31:42I'm a handyman.
00:31:43Jack of all trades.
00:31:45Oh, hey, Miss Loffler.
00:31:46What's your birthday?
00:31:47Stop that!
00:31:50Sorry.
00:31:51Look, if you want to stop, just open up the garage.
00:31:54No one is going in the garage.
00:31:56Fine.
00:31:57Then we'll just leave the tub in the driveway.
00:31:59I'm sure your neighbors and the HOA would love that.
00:32:01I will deal with the HOA.
00:32:03Just leave the tub in the driveway and turn on my water.
00:32:06Your wish is my command.
00:32:11Hey, boss.
00:32:12Hmm?
00:32:13What's HOA?
00:32:15Homeowners Association, Sammy.
00:32:17What's that?
00:32:19I bet you got some big ticket items in there.
00:32:21Maybe like a classic car.
00:32:22Maybe a two-seater like a Mustang.
00:32:24Something your husband takes out on the weekend to feel the wind in his hair.
00:32:27The water?
00:32:28I wonder what kind of car is in there.
00:32:29Or is it with him?
00:32:31Yes.
00:32:32I thought he was on a flight.
00:32:33Yes, the car is in the shop.
00:32:35Oh, I mean, which one is it, Janet?
00:32:37Is it in the shop?
00:32:38At the airport or with your husband?
00:32:39Don't call me that.
00:32:40What? Janet?
00:32:41I prefer that we keep things formal.
00:32:43I mean, I gotta say, I didn't expect this from you.
00:32:45I mean, we have so much history together.
00:32:47Making bolognese, mayo bonding with Darren.
00:32:50I'd like you to turn the water back on and go.
00:32:53Is that what you really want?
00:32:56Yes.
00:32:58Well, you don't have to ask me twice.
00:32:59But I just want to make sure that's exactly what you want.
00:33:02Because if I turn this lever on, right?
00:33:05Well, you're just going to have flooding all through the house.
00:33:07I mean, there's a lot of unconnected pipes up there.
00:33:11Well, how long is it going to take for you to connect the pipes then?
00:33:14Hmm, I don't know.
00:33:17You'll have one hour to connect the pipes and then I want my water back on and I want you
00:33:20to go.
00:33:21Well, no, you know, that's not a problem, Janet.
00:33:24Sorry, Mrs. Lothar.
00:33:26At Carrillo Construction, we aim to please.
00:34:18You okay, Mrs. Lothar?
00:34:24See, I don't know what to say.
00:34:26That hasn't stopped you yet.
00:34:29You know, you're real funny.
00:34:30You have a real sense of humor.
00:34:32Yes, I'm all jokes, just out of patience.
00:34:35Well, there I am, upstairs, clanging away at the pipes.
00:34:37And I hear the music getting louder and louder and louder.
00:34:42And then I realize you're just trying to drown me out.
00:34:45And?
00:34:48Well, I came to apologize.
00:34:51You did?
00:34:52Of course.
00:34:53I mean, I don't want to be a nuisance.
00:34:56I'm just doing my job.
00:34:57That's what we do, me and you.
00:34:59I mean, I fix bathrooms and you, well, you do this.
00:35:05I mean, I want your home to be a sanctuary, right?
00:35:08A place where you feel safe.
00:35:10I mean, and these days, with everything going on, there's some fucking crazy people out there.
00:35:15No telling what they'll do.
00:35:19Like what?
00:35:20What would they do?
00:35:21Check this out.
00:35:22So I saw the story the other day, right?
00:35:23This guy breaks into a home while the family's sleeping.
00:35:27He ties them up in the living room.
00:35:29He takes a box cutter, cuts all their hair off right down to the scalp.
00:35:32And he shoves it in their mouth.
00:35:36And then what happened?
00:35:38Well, then he slits their throat.
00:35:39Sits them up on the couch.
00:35:40All of them, TV on, while watching the game show channel.
00:35:46Ain't no rhyme or reason.
00:35:48I mean, people these days, it's like they want to get caught.
00:35:51It's like, almost like it's an art form.
00:35:54I mean, right?
00:35:59What'd they say?
00:36:01What?
00:36:13Tell me, tell me how the racist listens to skin.
00:36:17What?
00:36:26Almost like it's an art form.
00:36:30Huge bloody mess, right?
00:36:32Hey, boss.
00:36:37I just loaded the truck.
00:36:39Aces.
00:36:41Oh, water's on.
00:36:43Shake it.
00:36:44Yep, there you go.
00:36:44Thanks, Sammy.
00:36:46Yep, goes on and off.
00:36:48She good.
00:36:49We'll be back tomorrow at 10 to install your tub.
00:36:53Bye, Miss Lopper.
00:36:5510 a.m.
00:36:56Why don't you say we could sleep in tomorrow?
00:36:58You could sleep when you're dead, yeah.
00:37:00I like my fucking tub.
00:37:02Of course.
00:37:03I pray.
00:37:03Sure.
00:37:30Here you go.
00:37:32I want to know.
00:37:34Let's go.
00:38:04Answer me, please.
00:38:05All right, you answer.
00:38:07We'll see about that.
00:38:27Hello?
00:38:29My husband's away on business, and I'm here all alone.
00:38:32I think someone's in the house.
00:38:38I'm at 23.
00:38:39Hill will...
00:38:40Hello?
00:38:42Hello?
00:38:56I knew you were trouble when you walked in.
00:39:12I knew you were trouble when I was in.
00:39:19I knew you were trouble.
00:39:42Nothing. They're the healthiest thing you can eat.
00:39:44Except a lot of people unintentionally add calories with some of the ingredients they use,
00:39:49especially in the United States. I mean, the ingredients are just trash.
00:39:53That's why I like that you use the veggies, even though I did suggest it,
00:39:57because, you know, they got the minerals, vitamins, you got your fiber.
00:40:01You know who would be good with this?
00:40:03Ah, dang, I wish we hadn't eaten already, because we could have added some oats.
00:40:08But not just any oats, you don't want the sugary ones, you want the ones with, like...
00:40:12Still cut.
00:40:13Still cut.
00:40:15Oh, hey, Ms. Lopper.
00:40:17Morning, sleepyhead. I was wondering when you were gonna get up.
00:40:21What is going on here?
00:40:23Well, we came in and saw you still sleeping, so, you know, we came in and made almonds.
00:40:27You want some? We got extra...
00:40:29How did you get in my house?
00:40:31Well, the door was open. At least lock the doors.
00:40:35I mean, you'd think you'd have some sort of security.
00:40:36I did, and I do.
00:40:39Hmm, that's strange, because they weren't.
00:40:41You should probably get that looked at.
00:40:44You said you'd be here at ten.
00:40:45Ten? I'd never say ten.
00:40:47He'd never say ten.
00:40:48I mean, hell, the day's already halfway gone by ten.
00:40:50I mean, only lazy people stay in bed till eight or nine.
00:40:54I mean, it's a sign of bad upbringing.
00:40:58Do you mind?
00:40:58Oh, I'm sorry, Mrs. Lawther.
00:41:02You know, if I had silk sheets, I'd sleep in the nude, too.
00:41:05It just feels so good and cozy on the skin, right?
00:41:15Hmm, I guess she's not a morning person.
00:41:17I mean, if you have some kind of horrors in trouble,
00:42:10Sammy?
00:42:11Sammy?
00:42:13Awesome.
00:42:14What kind of pipes are those, boss?
00:42:17Those are cool.
00:42:18What else do we gotta do?
00:42:20Get the sledgehammer.
00:42:21The what?
00:42:22Get the sledgehammer, we're taking this shit down.
00:42:24Excuse me.
00:42:25Oh, hey Miss Lauper, I really like your hair.
00:42:30If it isn't the mistress of the house.
00:42:33What's that?
00:42:34Our bank and credit card statement.
00:42:36Huh.
00:42:39That many zeros, you might as well be speaking a different language, huh?
00:42:42What this says is that in no way in the last two months has my husband made any sort of
00:42:46deposit
00:42:47for a bathroom renovation.
00:42:48That's what that says in those words?
00:42:50Obviously not.
00:42:52The numbers do not add up, Mr. Carrillo.
00:42:55Who the fuck's Mr. Carrillo?
00:42:57You are!
00:43:00Yeah, no, that's not me.
00:43:04What is this?
00:43:05Oh, that.
00:43:07I found that.
00:43:08I just thought it looked cool.
00:43:15Just tell me how you came to be at my house.
00:43:18Who sent you here?
00:43:19Like I said, your husband sent me an email along with a deposit.
00:43:23And I'm telling you, this paperwork says he did not.
00:43:26Then why don't you go ask him then?
00:43:31Still no.
00:43:32All right.
00:43:33Guess I'll just give him another call there, huh?
00:43:42No.
00:43:44No answer again.
00:43:46You know, I have a theory.
00:43:50Bear with me here.
00:43:51My friends think I'm clairvoyant.
00:43:53I think that your husband went to work one day, just never came home.
00:44:01Now you sit here in this big old house, alone, waiting for the other shoe to drop.
00:44:08And maybe he had a mistress.
00:44:12Maybe she's younger than you.
00:44:14Prettier.
00:44:15Not that you're not pretty.
00:44:17Right?
00:44:17Your husband, he's a big businessman.
00:44:19I see him in the papers all the time.
00:44:22So he takes off with this woman, right?
00:44:25And now you're wondering, what's in it for me?
00:44:27What do I get?
00:44:28So you get a big fat nothing, that's what you fucking get.
00:44:31How did you know?
00:44:32How did you know my husband drove a Mercedes?
00:44:35Well, drove.
00:44:37Passed in.
00:44:39That's interesting.
00:44:44I will ask you one more time, how did you come to be at my house?
00:44:54You let me in, Mrs. Lothar.
00:45:00And your husband, he gave you cash.
00:45:02Cash?
00:45:03Yeah.
00:45:04Showed up personally, dropped it off to me.
00:45:06And his real nice Mercedes.
00:45:11No, he wouldn't.
00:45:13He wouldn't.
00:45:14I guarantee you he would not.
00:45:16Well, rich people like you.
00:45:18Plenty of cash laying around in this empty house.
00:45:21You want to know how I know?
00:45:23How?
00:45:25Well, he's laundering it through me.
00:45:27He gave me a couple stacks.
00:45:29All I had to do was give him a couple dummy invoices.
00:45:31Claiming he had paid a lot more for it.
00:45:33But even after the renovation, I still come out ahead.
00:45:36The renovation?
00:45:42That's not...
00:45:48Oh, wow.
00:45:49I see it now.
00:45:50Oh, my God.
00:45:52I can't believe I didn't see it.
00:45:54What?
00:45:54What do you see?
00:45:56This whole time, I thought Channa was the little innocent one.
00:46:00But she's been in on it.
00:46:03But not on this one.
00:46:07Oh, now she's wondering what else has he left her out on.
00:46:12And now your husband seems to have disappeared.
00:46:14He's on a work trip.
00:46:15A work trip.
00:46:16Yeah, sure.
00:46:17You keep saying that.
00:46:18A work trip, work trip, work trip, work trip.
00:46:21Shit, if I didn't know where he was, I'd probably say the same thing.
00:46:25Or maybe you do know where he is.
00:46:30Either way, it seems like there's a lot of cash out there.
00:46:33Or in here.
00:46:35That needs to be cleaned.
00:46:37Hmm.
00:46:37I'm feeling...
00:46:38I'm feeling kind of dirty myself.
00:46:41Oh, you're gonna have to get used to me.
00:46:43Partner.
00:46:45Let's have a shower or shower.
00:46:49We go check every video.
00:46:50We've got a shower.
00:46:53We...
00:46:59We don't trust that.
00:47:02For the Loan.
00:47:03All together.
00:47:09We do the somewhere.
00:47:09Well how well...
00:47:12Why is it?
00:47:12Hey, Sam.
00:47:16Hey, Samuel.
00:47:18Hey, Sammy.
00:47:21Where the fuck's that sledgehammer?
00:47:23I need to bring this wall down ASAP.
00:47:24Chop, chop.
00:47:29Hey, boss.
00:47:30There's no sledgehammer out there.
00:47:32Wait, we forgot.
00:47:33We gotta go get him.
00:47:34You're leaving now.
00:47:35What?
00:47:35Oh, hey, Miss Lopper.
00:47:36Do you have a sledgehammer?
00:47:37What?
00:47:37What did I do?
00:47:38Get out of my house.
00:47:40The razors?
00:47:42They slice like butter.
00:47:46Like I said, you better get used to this face.
00:47:49You're not in control anymore, Janet.
00:47:53Now I'm gonna give you a little breather.
00:47:55Consider your options.
00:47:57When I come back with sledgehammers,
00:47:59you can tell us where the money is
00:48:02or I rip this fucking house apart.
00:48:12Come on, Janet.
00:48:14Come on.
00:48:15You're being a bad girl.
00:48:16What's your sign?
00:48:18See, I'm a Scorpio.
00:48:19I'll tell you one thing about Scorpios.
00:48:21Scorpios, they stink.
00:48:22See, I know what you are.
00:48:24Your birthday's next month, right?
00:48:25Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're a Pisces.
00:48:35Pisces, I think you're Janet.
00:48:37I'm a doer.
00:48:38I'm a Scorpio.
00:48:38I'm a doer.
00:48:41Some people think that Zodiac's bullshit, right?
00:48:45I mean, how can the Zodiac be bullshit
00:48:47when I'm such a fucking Scorpio, Janet?
00:48:49Come on.
00:48:50Come on, Janet.
00:48:53Come on.
00:48:54Let me in, please.
00:48:56I won't hurt you, I promise.
00:48:59Come on, Janet.
00:49:00Come on, I'm a calm guy,
00:49:01but I don't want to sing.
00:49:02Let's go.
00:49:20Let's go.
00:49:50Let's go.
00:50:20Let's go.
00:50:51Let's go.
00:51:38Let's go.
00:51:41Let's go.
00:51:44Let's go.
00:51:46Okay.
00:52:07Fuck.
00:52:16Oh my god thank you, gotta get me out of here man, gotta get me, she fucking lost it, she
00:52:22fucking lost it, I was about to help in the fucking shower, she fucking comes up behind me and I
00:52:27fucking, I wake up here like this man, I fucking wake up here like this, what are you doing, come
00:52:34on get me out of here, I've been here for fucking days, get me the fuck out of here
00:52:39Leo, hello, take this shit off me, get me the fuck out of here, this is insane, what the fuck
00:52:46are you doing here anyway, wait, wait, that's what all that racket was up there, you ripping up my bathroom,
00:52:56you ripping up my bathroom, you didn't even bother to ask where the fuck I was, unbelievable, you came to
00:53:05steal my car, you came to steal my
00:53:07my fucking car, after everything I've done for you, you came here to steal my fucking car
00:53:14what have you done for me
00:53:15oh are you fucking kidding me, I pluck you out of a goddamn fucking strip mall and I give you
00:53:20a fucking golden ticket
00:53:21I gave you 45 grand to do whatever the fuck you want, all I wanted was an invoice for 300
00:53:27grand
00:53:27that's a 15%, that's a fucking good deal, you don't even have to touch my fucking bathroom
00:53:32you paid me to redo the bathroom
00:53:34I paid you to say you redid the bathroom, you fuckwit
00:53:37what?
00:53:38oh my god, oh jesus, what'd you do anyway, what, what'd you put a fucking clawfoot tub in there?
00:53:45oh, we haven't installed it yet
00:53:48that's fucking priceless
00:53:49she, she fucking hates clawfoot tubs
00:53:54oh my god
00:53:55she has no appreciation for any kind of classic beauty
00:53:59she, she wanted to put laminate floors on her living room that look like wood
00:54:02I mean that's fucking ridiculous
00:54:04just get the wood, get the fucking wood
00:54:06you can afford the wood, get the wood
00:54:07we can afford the fucking wood
00:54:08you get the wood
00:54:12okay
00:54:13all right, look
00:54:15here's what's gonna happen
00:54:15okay, you're gonna get me out of here
00:54:17and you're gonna get all the business you want for life, okay
00:54:19you won't even have to lift the finger for you
00:54:21I want it all
00:54:24I said I want it all
00:54:26you what, are you fucking high?
00:54:28you want it all
00:54:28no, buddy, no
00:54:29you're gonna, you're gonna draw a very nice income
00:54:31doing jobs that don't even exist, okay
00:54:33and you're gonna supply me with all the invoices that I want
00:54:36I see, I don't think you're in any position to negotiate
00:54:39oh, really?
00:54:40well, you're still sitting right here in front of me
00:54:42in my own fucking house
00:54:43yeah, yeah, your house
00:54:44it's nice
00:54:45it's nice
00:54:46maybe you'll get to enjoy it if you hand everything over
00:54:52you're a fucking prince, man
00:54:54you're a fucking genius, man
00:54:56keep it down
00:54:57I'm sorry, you want me to keep it down?
00:54:59keep it down
00:55:00you think you can come in here
00:55:03with your fucking dirty hair
00:55:04your fucking plungers of toilet routine
00:55:06and you tell me to hand over cash
00:55:08from a billion dollar empire
00:55:10in which I am one of many cogs
00:55:12and you're gonna walk out here with clean hands
00:55:13you think that's gonna happen, right?
00:55:15you have any understanding the complexities
00:55:17of having the kind of money that I have
00:55:19and knowing where to store it
00:55:20and the fucking security systems that have to be in place
00:55:23and you have any fucking clue
00:55:24and you really think that my bosses
00:55:27who would fucking stub you out
00:55:28like a fucking stale cigar
00:55:30do you think they're fucking idiots?
00:55:32it doesn't happen like that, buddy
00:55:34well, then how does it work?
00:55:35crash course me
00:55:36you take all that I have
00:55:38my bosses are not gonna be very happy with you
00:55:40okay?
00:55:40now, you become my cog
00:55:42we both get what we want
00:55:44so if you want that car
00:55:45you fucking take the car
00:55:46the keys are in the kitchen
00:55:47they're on a hook
00:55:48take it
00:55:48hmm
00:55:52yeah
00:55:52see
00:55:54I'm not a cog
00:55:57so
00:55:58I want everything
00:56:00you're serious
00:56:01you're fucking serious
00:56:02you want everything
00:56:04okay
00:56:05you're serious
00:56:05you're fucking serious
00:56:11Janet
00:56:13shh
00:56:13Janet
00:56:16you're fucking quiet
00:56:17didn't I?
00:56:17you're gonna fucking listen to me?
00:56:19yeah
00:56:19you're gonna give me my fucking money
00:56:20yeah
00:56:21you're gonna give me my fucking money
00:56:24oh, Janet
00:56:25go, go, Janet
00:56:25go, Janet
00:56:27go, Janet
00:56:27go, Janet, Ryan
00:56:28go, take my wife
00:56:31come on, Janet
00:56:32come on, Janet
00:56:34let me in
00:56:37oh, where do you think you're going?
00:56:40huh?
00:56:41it's just you and me now
00:56:44not the Cabernet
00:56:45you fucking peasant
00:56:48fucking housewife
00:56:52Janet
00:56:53peekaboo
00:56:58that's not fucking very nice
00:57:07come on
00:57:07come on, Janet
00:57:08come on
00:57:09let's play again
00:57:10come on
00:57:11no, no, no
00:57:12watch
00:57:13where's the money, Janet
00:57:14come on
00:57:16come on
00:57:18oh, fuck
00:57:20come on
00:57:22come on
00:57:24come on
00:57:26fuck this bitch
00:57:40I tried to be nice
00:57:42Janet
00:57:43come on
00:57:45what
00:57:45what is
00:57:47fucking problem, huh?
00:57:49why didn't you just tell me
00:57:50where the fuck the money is, huh?
00:57:51I'm fucking tired
00:57:53Janet
00:57:54where the fuck is the money?
00:57:56Janet
00:57:57where the fuck's the money, huh?
00:57:58where the fuck's the money?
00:57:59where the fuck's the money?
00:58:06bitch
00:58:08fuck you
00:58:13come on, Janet
00:58:14where are you, Janet?
00:58:19huh?
00:58:20you're a nice nursery, Janet
00:58:22come on
00:58:26there you are
00:58:28I can hear you
00:58:29Janet
00:58:32oh, Janet
00:58:34oh, Janet
00:58:35haha
00:58:35I can hear you
00:58:49you're aNS ça
00:58:51oh,벌
00:58:59what do you want
00:58:59what do you want
00:58:59that you've known
00:58:59look
00:58:59I don't do this
00:59:03I don't even know
00:59:48Hey, Tasha.
00:59:49Hey, are you okay? You sound...
00:59:51Yeah.
00:59:52Nothing's wrong?
00:59:53No.
00:59:54You know you can tell me.
00:59:55Um, I think it'd be best if I explained it to you in person.
00:59:59Okay, you got it.
01:00:00Yeah.
01:00:01Karen, stop it!
01:00:05Nanny called in sick again.
01:00:06Is it okay if he just runs around the back?
01:00:08Sure.
01:00:08Go ahead, baby. Go ahead.
01:00:10Don't get grass stains on those pants!
01:00:12Victoria just lost them!
01:00:17Oh, honey.
01:00:18Is your maid on strike, too?
01:00:21Exaster.
01:00:33You are acting very strange.
01:00:36And what happened to your eye?
01:00:38We're friends, right?
01:00:40Of course.
01:00:41Westmount HOA for life.
01:00:43What's good for the neighborhood is what's good for all of us.
01:00:46I'd like to hire you.
01:00:47In a lawyerly capacity.
01:00:50Okay.
01:00:50Of course.
01:00:51How much?
01:00:52Well, I don't want to underserve my services, so we'll start with a dollar for now.
01:00:56And then once I assess the damage, we can reassess.
01:00:59All I have is hundreds.
01:01:01Okay.
01:01:04I have to show you something.
01:01:09What I'm about to show you isn't pretty, but it was necessary.
01:01:14I prefer pretty, but as a lawyer, I understand necessity.
01:01:29Okay, who else knows about this?
01:01:31Just you.
01:01:38What do you think?
01:01:41Let's get a drink.
01:01:42No!
01:01:43No!
01:01:44No!
01:01:45No!
01:01:46No!
01:01:49So, the handyman broke into your house.
01:01:51He just seemed so interested in the garage.
01:01:54I thought maybe for a second he knew, but I think he only knew about Evan's business dealings or whatever.
01:02:00And Evan was going to leave you for another woman?
01:02:02For a 22-year-old and take everything just like what you said.
01:02:05I thought maybe for a moment yesterday when you were talking about it that you knew, but...
01:02:09Well, I wouldn't say I'm clairvoyant, but I definitely have a sensitivity to things.
01:02:14That is so strange.
01:02:16That is exactly what Leo said to me yesterday.
01:02:19The handyman.
01:02:21Uh-huh.
01:02:23Back to Evan.
01:02:26So, he was going to leave me to deal with the consequences from his business partners, and as you know,
01:02:30that was not going to end well for me.
01:02:32I've made dinner for them.
01:02:33They are not nice men.
01:02:34I am sure they're not.
01:02:35They're not good people.
01:02:36No.
01:02:37You'd be dead.
01:02:38Mm.
01:02:39So, we were playing croquet, and I was waiting for him to tell me, just come clean.
01:02:44And he didn't.
01:02:45And then he went to go shower, and I went through his phone.
01:02:48And I saw everything.
01:02:50So, I grabbed the nearest thing to me.
01:02:55I hit him over the head many times with this, and dragged him to the garage in a shower curtain.
01:03:02A shower curtain?
01:03:03Who still uses those?
01:03:04From the maid's room, but to protect the floors.
01:03:07Obviously.
01:03:07Right.
01:03:08And you cleaned the entire bathroom.
01:03:09Linens, clothes, everything.
01:03:11I bleached everything.
01:03:12Except for this, but we'll take care of that.
01:03:15You know I didn't want to hurt Evan.
01:03:17You understand that, right?
01:03:19Of course.
01:03:20I know you didn't want to hurt him.
01:03:22You wanted him to stay.
01:03:25Yeah.
01:03:28Sweetheart, I hate to break it to you, but what's going on in the garage isn't easy to overcome
01:03:32in a marriage.
01:03:34I know.
01:03:36And I don't want to be the one to say it, but somebody has to.
01:03:40You can't keep them in there forever.
01:03:43That's why I called you.
01:03:45I need your advice.
01:03:47Well, I think that the only logical thing to do is, you know, I just didn't want it to
01:03:54come down to that.
01:03:55I know you didn't.
01:03:56My poor Janet.
01:03:58My poor baby.
01:03:59I feel for you.
01:04:00I do.
01:04:03But now is probably a good time for me to go over my fees.
01:04:07This will certainly be taking up a great deal of my mental and emotional headspace.
01:04:10I'm thinking maybe around $100,000, $500 an hour as a retainer.
01:04:15The friends and family discount?
01:04:17Of course.
01:04:18We really are friends, aren't we?
01:04:19Yes.
01:04:22Of course.
01:04:23In cash, though.
01:04:24Obviously.
01:04:25You do keep that in the house, right?
01:04:31I was wondering about that old microwave.
01:04:33It reads very TV dinner, people.
01:04:36$100.
01:04:38Wonderful.
01:04:39I feel better already.
01:04:40Oh, money, money, money.
01:04:41Like I can do my best.
01:04:42No, no.
01:04:42No, no, no.
01:04:43We do not play with money in other people's houses.
01:04:45Just in our own house, okay?
01:04:47What?
01:04:47There's a man outside.
01:04:49There's a man outside?
01:04:51There's a man outside.
01:04:59Who is that?
01:05:03Shit.
01:05:06Samuel?
01:05:07Ms. Lauper.
01:05:07Oh, uh, shit, uh, shit, so, uh, sorry.
01:05:12Uh, Leo, Leo called last night, said whatever you guys were fighting about got fixed, and
01:05:17I should meet him here.
01:05:19So that's why I'm here.
01:05:21If you're wondering why I'm here.
01:05:23Were you wondering why I'm here?
01:05:24Samuel, right?
01:05:25Um, Leo, he left.
01:05:26We actually decided we're gonna go with another contractor.
01:05:29He didn't tell you.
01:05:30What?
01:05:32Damn, no, I, ah, I wish you would've, cause I, I don't know, I, I, I had to take the
01:05:38bus
01:05:38all the way here, and then, then I had to walk a mile and a half, and I got lost,
01:05:42and
01:05:42my blood sugar's all messed up right now.
01:05:45You got anything to eat?
01:05:46Cause, like, my fuel tank is running on empty over here.
01:05:49I don't, I don't, but you should really go home.
01:05:52I'm sure we could find him a sandwich.
01:05:54Wait, uh, you got, like, a phone or something I could use to call for a ride?
01:05:59You don't have a phone?
01:06:00Well, no, not since I got out of the pen.
01:06:02Leo was real nice hiring me.
01:06:03Not many people give an ex-con a chance.
01:06:05Oh, you hear that, Janet?
01:06:07He has no phone, GPS, and he's an ex-con.
01:06:10Poor thing.
01:06:11Oh, thanks, I guess.
01:06:12I didn't do anything.
01:06:13I'm being honest to God real with you.
01:06:15I, I, I really am.
01:06:16They got me for too many unpaid parking tickets, if you could believe that.
01:06:20That is just awful.
01:06:21I'm gonna write a letter.
01:06:22Yeah, you should, because you know what?
01:06:23The, the food inside, it comes from, like, all these big old companies that, that distribute
01:06:28food to, like, airlines, and stadiums, and, and, and schools, and all that stuff.
01:06:33Airlines?
01:06:33Even first class?
01:06:34All right, so you have no family, friends, girlfriend, anyone?
01:06:37Well, no, not really.
01:06:41You know someone?
01:06:44You single?
01:06:45Uh, no.
01:06:46Here.
01:06:47Oh, nice.
01:06:48It's a pretty phone.
01:06:51You really should get him that sandwich.
01:06:52Inside.
01:06:56Who are you calling?
01:06:58Leo.
01:06:59Who else?
01:07:03Oh, he must have left his phone in the garage.
01:07:05We'll go grab it for you, and then I'll call you a cab when we get back.
01:07:09Okay?
01:07:09One second.
01:07:12Oh.
01:07:15Listen, I know this isn't what you want to hear, but Samuel has to stay here.
01:07:19He's a loose end that must be cut off.
01:07:20I see this all the time with my clients.
01:07:22They think they're in the clear, and then one person with a little too much information
01:07:25steps up for a reward.
01:07:27But he said I have a nice BMI.
01:07:29You do.
01:07:30You have a great BMI.
01:07:32It's perfect.
01:07:33But this is the messy part.
01:07:35I saw that you have a clawfoot tub in the driveway.
01:07:37Ugh, that tub.
01:07:38I find that type of design unappealing.
01:07:40I can't imagine why Evan would want that for our bathroom.
01:07:43Despite you.
01:07:44But I think we can use it in our favor now.
01:07:47Darren!
01:07:47Mommy's taking out the trash!
01:07:52Nice.
01:07:53Nice.
01:07:55Nice.
01:07:57Nice.
01:07:58Nice.
01:07:59Nice.
01:07:59Nice.
01:08:00Nice.
01:08:01Nice.
01:08:01Nice.
01:08:01Nice.
01:08:02Nice.
01:08:04Nice.
01:08:32Daddy, have you ever done this before?
01:08:34No, but I have no less than ten clients who have done it.
01:08:37I mean, it can't be that difficult if so many men allegedly do it.
01:08:42Right. Anything they can do, we can do better.
01:08:48Now, it's quite hard to dispose of a body in totality, but much easier to do so in increments.
01:08:54Like lendering money.
01:08:55Yes. So, do you have a drain plug for the bath?
01:08:58Yes, upstairs.
01:08:59Great. Because as soon as we saw through his aorta, there's going to be a ton of blood.
01:09:04Like a ton of blood.
01:09:09Shit.
01:09:12Go in here!
01:09:19God! God! God! God!
01:09:21Help, please!
01:09:23Shut up! Shut up!
01:09:23It's Arthur!
01:09:25Shut up! Shut up!
01:09:26Arthur, please!
01:09:29I love you!
01:09:31Arthur, I love you!
01:09:33Shut up! Shut up!
01:09:34Die!
01:09:35Ow!
01:09:35Shut up!
01:09:37Ow!
01:09:38Ow!
01:09:38I love you, you father!
01:09:40Die!
01:09:42Die!
01:09:42Good job!
01:09:43Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!
01:09:45Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!
01:10:05Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!
01:10:05Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!
01:10:05Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!
01:10:07Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!
01:10:10Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die
01:10:24Big boy.
01:10:25Oh, my God.
01:10:32It's now and ever.
01:10:34Should we...
01:10:39Sorry, baby.
01:10:41Do you want me to see this?
01:10:50All right, everybody.
01:10:53Oh, my God.
01:11:27Oh, my God.
01:11:29Oh, my God.
01:11:33Oh, my God.
01:11:34Oh, my God.
01:11:36Oh, my God.
01:11:37Oh, my God.
01:11:39Oh, my God.
01:11:40Oh, my God.
01:11:41Oh, my God.
01:11:43Oh, my God.
01:11:45Oh, my God.
01:11:48Oh, my God.
01:11:51Oh, my God.
01:12:21I feel like you really needed that.
01:12:23It's been so stress lately.
01:12:25So stressed.
01:12:26You know, I hate to say it, but the tub, it's growing on me.
01:12:30Yeah, I mean the amount of liquid that it held.
01:12:33And the edge, it feels nice on my arm.
01:12:35Yeah.
01:12:38Yeah, it does.
01:12:51Janet, I'm putting on music.
01:12:53Any requests?
01:13:06Mr. Wallaby, I told you, do not contact me unless it's on the burner phone.
01:13:10Always burn.
01:13:11Never bury.
01:13:13War-offs.
01:13:18Seriously.
01:13:20This is taking so much longer than what I expected.
01:13:25Yeah, but we're getting there.
01:13:27Step by step.
01:13:30Do you want anything from Peachtree Cafe?
01:13:32If I don't get Daria's chicken nuggets, he's gonna have a frickin' meltdown.
01:13:36Get me a ranch head and comp salad, but hold the dressing, all the stuff with Samuel.
01:13:44It's really putting my health into context.
01:13:46Okay.
01:13:47I swear to God, if this blood voids my warranty, I'm gonna fucking flip out.
01:13:53By the way, can you believe that these work on your phone?
01:13:55With touch screen?
01:13:56It's pretty fantastic.
01:14:00You ready to start number two?
01:14:02Uh, yep.
01:14:06Dad, where are you?
01:14:08I'm working my night job.
01:14:10But Dad, the girls are so mean to me at school and I don't know what to do.
01:14:14You know, can you talk to your mom about it?
01:14:17I have a delivery I have to make.
01:14:21What a mess.
01:14:22This is disgusting.
01:14:26It's an absolute disaster in here.
01:14:28Filthy.
01:14:30Absolutely.
01:14:31Filthy.
01:14:32Do you have Windex?
01:14:33That may have bought something off-brand.
01:14:34I guess that'll do.
01:14:37Oh my God, I didn't even think of who to do first.
01:14:40Well, it depends.
01:14:41Do you want to have more or less mercy for Evan?
01:14:51More.
01:14:52We were married for nearly a decade.
01:14:54Oh God, I feel so old.
01:14:56Fucking decade since my wedding.
01:14:58Oh, that was so fun.
01:14:59So then do Evan first.
01:15:00Fast.
01:15:00Rip it off like a banding.
01:15:02Fast, fast.
01:15:02Our food's coming too, so.
01:15:06Okay.
01:15:08Ready?
01:15:10Okay.
01:15:20There?
01:15:20Oh, absolutely.
01:15:21More like to the left.
01:15:22And then make sure when you do it, you do really hard because you don't want to have
01:15:25to do this a bunch of times.
01:15:27I'm trying to believe there's anything else.
01:15:29Just a lot of force.
01:15:30Definitely use your forearm.
01:15:31If it doesn't, just keep it out of duty.
01:15:33Oh my God.
01:15:34Shit.
01:15:34I'm sorry, guys.
01:15:35I'm so sorry.
01:15:37I'm sorry.
01:15:37I'm sorry, baby.
01:15:38I'm sorry.
01:15:40I'm sorry.
01:15:43I'm sorry.
01:15:44I'm sorry, baby.
01:15:47Oh, sorry.
01:15:48Hi, Evan.
01:16:00Evan.
01:16:03I have treasured our time together.
01:16:05From the first moment I saw you and you said, that's an asshole.
01:16:08I could see myself marrying I knew that we'd be together we had a true
01:16:13partnership I trusted you and then you betrayed that trust and I hope that you
01:16:18understand I had no I had no choice
01:16:30Evan you always had the most beautiful bedroom eyes and I'll never forget when
01:16:35you cried on our wedding night and then the stock market rallied and we had the
01:16:39most beautiful reception absolutely delicious canafes at the reception by
01:16:43the way I told Larry that I wish we had those thank you so much I loved all of
01:16:49our vacations together I adore the bag that you got me for our last
01:16:52anniversary and the earrings on Easter and I mean the tennis bracelet it's kind
01:16:57of old-fashioned and it's not really my taste but I know that you were trying
01:16:59and I really do appreciate that
01:17:07I guess you should say something now
01:17:15oh fuck it you fucked up you fucked up I fucked up you fucked up bitch there's
01:17:25fucking blood everywhere from a dismembered fucking body I worked out every day for
01:17:30you I toned every inch of my body do you know how difficult bar is I decorated this
01:17:39entire house impeccably by the way I hired and fired all of the staff I held up my
01:17:45end of the deal you just got old okay you just got old okay and you have an awful
01:17:52sense of design I'm sorry that the top it's fucking ugly and old like you it's
01:18:00awful that a tub looks like like a Parisian street that bumps piss on it's
01:18:04fucking ugly
01:18:04ow ow ow ow ow ow ow what do you think he meant by that
01:18:13oh right okay sweetie I know that you're upset the tub was he's not thinking clearly but just
01:18:18hear me out
01:18:19fine but you have to get back in there because he's not dead do you see what I
01:18:22mean do you see what I've been fucking dealing with
01:18:23he fucking says
01:18:24fuck get up
01:18:27get the fuck up
01:18:28yes get up
01:18:29and he says I'm fucking crazy like I'm the fucking crazy one
01:18:34fuck I'll get this off
01:18:41shit where's the battery
01:18:44get the fucking mask off
01:18:46take it off
01:18:46I don't understand baby why would you say that
01:18:49I love you too much
01:18:51I'm sorry
01:18:51the fucking bitch
01:18:54the fucking bitch
01:18:56I love you too much
01:18:57fucking killer
01:18:58fuck
01:19:02please pick it up
01:19:04come on you old fuck
01:19:07see what you made me do
01:19:34come on you can do this
01:19:43fuck out of here
01:19:44shit he's getting away
01:19:47you crazy bitches
01:19:49we cannot let him get away
01:19:56go go go go hit it hit
01:20:05she told me they weren't even gonna go to the california pizza kitchen
01:20:08but then I looked
01:20:09go go go
01:20:10faster faster to the left
01:20:11to the left
01:20:12go go go go
01:20:13I can't do it
01:20:14you got this
01:20:15to the left
01:20:18to the left
01:20:18to the left
01:20:19he's right down
01:20:27thank god
01:20:28do you think he's dead
01:20:30fuck you
01:20:32fuck
01:20:35just run him over again
01:20:47hey
01:20:48hey
01:20:52I was wrong
01:20:55and you were right
01:20:57and I'm really sorry that it came down to this
01:21:05but I owe you a huge
01:21:07thank you
01:21:11because that tub is gonna look fucking amazing
01:21:14in my house
01:21:17and it was an absolute pleasure doing business with you
01:21:20partner
01:21:26who's here
01:21:39oh my god
01:21:44are you
01:21:46we've never been better
01:21:48thank you
01:21:50fuck they dressed the salad
01:21:52I'm gonna fucking kill someone
01:21:54that's what it said on the ticket
01:21:57salad dressed
01:22:19whoo
01:22:28are you okay
01:22:31you go ahead
01:22:32I'm gonna check on something
01:22:34really quick
01:22:37okay
01:22:37okay
01:22:45good
01:22:47good
01:22:47good
01:22:49good
01:22:49good
01:22:50good
01:25:00Then we mix equal parts hydrogen peroxide and dish soap and we soak it with cold water.
01:25:05But we have to be really careful, you know, you don't want to damage the fabric.
01:25:08Wow, it is really easy to get blood stains out of fabric.
01:25:12We have to be really careful, you know, you don't want to damage the fabric.
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