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02:05Hey Carl, a little chilly this morning, huh?
02:08It'll warm up soon.
02:11Always does.
02:41Good morning, Christian.
02:57Good morning, everyone.
03:20I'm breathing pretty heavy there, old man.
03:22I'm breathing just fine.
03:24You sure?
03:24How's that left arm?
03:25Is that going numb on you?
03:26Smelling any toast?
03:28Because we got some baby aspirin here.
03:29I can get you on down to the hospital.
03:30You talk a lot of shit for someone who runs a 14-minute mile agent pace.
03:34Because I lift, dude.
03:36When the bad guys come, you can run away.
03:37I can choke them out.
03:39Who's the hero?
03:40Jim Muscle ain't real muscle, Billy.
03:42That's so weird, though, right?
03:43I guess we're both imagining them.
03:46Quiet night?
03:47Pin drop.
03:48Brooks and Rainey had the perimeter all night.
03:49I'm clocking out early, by the way.
03:51Garcia gave me this nasty-ass soup last night, and I gotta go see a man about a horse.
03:55I got you.
03:56Like a mutant horse.
03:59I woke Jane.
04:00She's coming into cover for me.
04:01You woke that poor girl up and told her to come in early so you could go home and take
04:05a shit?
04:05They're the ones who wanted equality.
04:07Billy.
04:08She was cool.
04:09I see you.
04:10All right.
04:12Hey.
04:12Mm.
04:13The world's biggest biceps don't make up for the world's smallest dick.
04:16It's probably true, boss, but it doesn't hurt, does it?
04:19That's your dick I'm talking about.
04:20Yeah, I knew you were talking about my dick, sir.
04:26I paid you one.
04:2788.
04:28Yes.
04:30I was gonna make you guys pancakes, Presley.
04:33Yeah, well, you snooze, you lose.
04:35We're having eggs.
04:36You're having egg whites.
04:38Egg whites aren't food.
04:39They're air.
04:41Yeah, well, your metabolism isn't what it was.
04:43I'm sorry?
04:44You trying to tell me I'm getting old?
04:46No.
04:47Trying to tell you you're getting chubby.
04:49Child, please.
04:50You know I look good.
04:51Eat some egg whites.
04:52Oh.
04:53Hey, man, you hear this?
04:55Well, I got yellow eggs.
04:57Give me some.
04:58Ow.
05:01Thank you for making breakfast, baby.
05:03Mm-hmm.
05:04You're welcome.
05:10Huh.
05:16Didn't sleep?
05:18Stop worrying about me.
05:19I'll stop worrying about you when you sleep.
05:21I'll sleep when you stop worrying about me.
05:23And around we go.
05:25Mm-hmm.
05:26Your brother's bike got left out in the front lawn again.
05:29Take it out my paycheck.
05:30Hey.
05:32Sorry.
05:33I'll keep an eye on it.
05:35Mm, and don't forget, my debate final is at 3.
05:383 o'clock.
05:39Wouldn't miss it.
05:39I will clock out early.
05:41Uh, I just made you eggs over there.
05:44Well, see, it's my house, though.
05:46It's my eggs.
05:47And remember, you may be all grown, but to me, you're still just a scrawny little thing
05:52that squeals like a baby every time she gets tickled in the one spot underneath her right arm.
05:57Oh, no, tickling, no, tickling, please, please, please.
05:59Okay, okay.
06:01Okay.
06:04You're welcome.
06:07Boy, what on earth are you reading, man?
06:09James and the Giant Peach.
06:12Where'd you get that?
06:14Presley gave it to me.
06:16It's about a...
06:17I know what it's about.
06:25Uh, hey, if you, uh, run into Andrew Block today, just try your best to leave you on.
06:35Hey, Dad.
06:36Hmm?
06:37You good?
06:40Yeah, sorry.
06:43Sorry, Jay.
06:44Um, Dad didn't sleep well.
06:48You like the book?
06:50Yeah.
06:51It's about a boy who used to have these magic beans, but he tripped and dropped all the magic beans
06:56into the grass.
06:57And they went down, and they got to touch all these centipedes and spiders and ladybugs, and even the big
07:04tree.
07:09Jane.
07:11Boss.
07:13You're here early.
07:14Billy had something to take care of at home.
07:16He went home to take a dump.
07:18Yeah.
07:19Well.
07:20You're allowed to tell him no.
07:23I'm aware.
07:25Brooks and Rainy inside?
07:26Waiting on you.
07:29Okay.
07:44Oh, my God.
07:59Yes, sir. Bedroom door was sealed by 10.
08:01He still died out.
08:03It's late for him.
08:05Sure it won't be long.
08:07Very good. I'm on.
08:09We're off.
08:10We've got perimeter for another hour.
08:29Could you bend on him?
08:30Good.
08:42Good.
09:03Mr. President, it's almost 8 a.m.
09:08Just checking in.
09:22Mr. President, I'm coming in.
09:24Mr. President, I'm coming in.
09:48Mr. President, I'm coming in.
09:50Mr. President, I'm coming in.
09:54I'd just like to see what people will do.
09:56Got the last guy to sit on the floor.
09:59Well, have a seat.
10:04I assume, uh, you know why you're here?
10:08Um, I have a sense, sir.
10:10Can I get you water, soda, anything?
10:13I'm fine, sir.
10:15Want any booze? We got it all.
10:18No, thank you.
10:20Yeah, that was a test.
10:22Yes.
10:23You passed?
10:24Yes, sir.
10:25Can't have a potential new lead agent drinking on the job, you know?
10:29Of course.
10:32Well, I'm gonna have a drink.
10:34Little hair of the dog.
10:36Don't worry, this is not an everyday thing.
10:39We had quite a night last night.
10:41Congratulations, sir.
10:43Yeah, yeah.
10:45The other guy literally had the IQ of a golden doodle.
10:48An incumbent president barely beats a golden doodle.
10:51Well, I wouldn't say that's exactly my one shining moment.
10:56It's a college basketball reference.
10:59One shining moment?
11:00It's a song they play at the end of the tournament.
11:03Yes.
11:06All right.
11:08Card's on the table.
11:09I beat a golden doodle, so it looks like I got the gig for another four years until I get
11:13to retire somewhere beautiful
11:15and lie on a pool float the rest of my days.
11:17Now, keep in mind, I'll be an ex-president in just my early 50s, so I'm gonna find the biggest
11:23mansion I can,
11:24and I'm gonna fill it with the best booze and the best art available,
11:27and I'm gonna spend four to five decades on that pool float.
11:30Unless, of course, somebody shoots me first.
11:34I'm looking for someone to make sure I don't get shot so I can make it to that pool float.
11:39You follow?
11:40I follow.
11:44You got any questions for me?
11:47No, sir.
11:51Jesus Christ, this is like the worst first date I've ever had.
11:54Come on, ask me a question, will you?
12:00Why the change, sir?
12:03I know Agent Monroe.
12:04He's as good as it gets.
12:05He's a bore.
12:06And he's old.
12:08If my lead agent isn't gonna be fun to be around,
12:10I'd like to at least know he can lift heavy stuff.
12:16Look, I'm looking for someone to be by my side for the next four years
12:19and potentially into my pool float years.
12:22As you know, they let us keep light protection even after we leave the big house.
12:26They gave me a list and a batch of names.
12:28I looked at that list and a batch of names.
12:31I asked to meet with you.
12:36Why, sir?
12:37Why did you ask to meet with me?
12:39That's a great question, Agent Collins.
12:40I'm so happy you asked.
12:43I promise this is not a regular thing.
12:46Well, in answer to the question that you didn't ask,
12:52I hear you're the best of the best.
12:54I feel pretty confident you can lift heavy stuff
12:57and it doesn't hurt that you're black.
13:01I'm supposed to be a Southern progressive,
13:02but I got a bunch of white guys surrounding me everywhere I go.
13:06So I'm here because I'm black.
13:09You're here because you're good.
13:11And the other guy was boring and old.
13:14It just doesn't hurt that you're black.
13:18Does my directness bother you?
13:20No, sir.
13:23But...
13:25No, sir.
13:28There was a but.
13:30I just wonder if having a black man guarding you
13:32is really the progressive visual you think it is.
13:35That's a fair point.
13:38Well, my secretary of state and my secretary of defense
13:41are also black.
13:43But they don't stand next to me when I kiss babies.
13:47So...
13:50Agent Collins...
13:52I went from being one of the richest men in the world
13:54to a one-term, now two-term president almost overnight.
13:58I drink whiskey in the middle of the Oval Office.
14:01And I'm up front about telling a potential new lead agent
14:03that part of the reason he's appealing to me
14:05is the color of his skin.
14:06And I did not get here by doing things by the book.
14:10I couldn't tell you who the eighth vice president
14:12of the United States was,
14:13and I'm not really sure where Syria is on a map.
14:17But people seem to like me.
14:20And leaders of other countries seem to trust me.
14:24The world is 19 times more fucked
14:27than anyone realizes.
14:31And if someone's gonna sit in that chair
14:33and do the unthinkable,
14:33I consider myself a reasonable and decent human being
14:36who will try to do the right thing.
14:40Hopefully that's someone you wouldn't mind
14:41taking a bullet for.
14:43If this thing goes your way.
14:48Yes, sir.
14:53Okie-dokie.
14:55Thank you for coming in.
14:57We will be in touch.
15:06Southwestern Asia, sir.
15:08I'm sorry?
15:09Syria.
15:10It's in Southwest Asia
15:12on the eastern coast of the Mediterranean Sea.
15:15No shit.
15:16Huh.
15:18And the eighth vice president?
15:20Martin Van Buren.
15:23Obviously I knew that.
15:25It's a test.
15:26You know, like with a whiskey.
15:28Of course, sir.
15:29Marsha, could you inform the cabinet
15:31that Syria is not in Canada?
15:33You've been getting it wrong this whole time.
15:36I'm the funniest president.
15:38Yeah.
15:40Hmm.
15:43Hmm.
15:51Hmm.
15:53Hmm.
15:55Hmm.
15:58Hmm.
16:58I'll get up there, boss.
17:02Yeah, uh, no.
17:04Hang on, I need a second.
17:08Sir?
17:11Jane, I need you to lock down and sweep the residence.
17:15No one in, no one out.
17:17What's going on?
17:18Just give me a minute.
17:24Jane, who's in the bay right now?
17:25Garcia.
17:27Garcia, okay, good.
17:29Sir, if we're locking down, shouldn't I be alerting Robinson?
17:31No, not yet.
17:33But protocol says...
17:33Jane, I need you to quietly lock this place down for the next 30 minutes without asking any more questions.
17:40Only person allowed upstairs is Billy.
17:44Billy's not here, remember?
17:46He will be.
17:47Copy that.
17:49You're freaking me out a little bit, boss.
17:51Copy that.
17:5230 minutes.
17:58Aiden Collins.
17:59Yes, sir.
18:01Enjoying your first week with us so far?
18:03Yes, sir.
18:06Okay, okay.
18:07That's good to hear.
18:09That's very good to hear.
18:14You're married, right?
18:16Yes, sir.
18:17I noticed a ring.
18:20You got kids?
18:22Yes, sir.
18:23A girl named Presley and a boy named James.
18:27Presley?
18:28My wife's from Memphis.
18:30Couldn't be stopped.
18:34You're going to have any more?
18:36No, sir.
18:38I'd love to, but...
18:41No, sir.
18:47Well, I'm relatively confident...
18:50...that the First Lady voted for the other guy last week.
18:55If true, I imagine that's the first time in history...
18:59...that a sitting First Lady voted against her own husband.
19:04Yeah.
19:07Not the biggest fan of mine, at least.
19:09My wife.
19:15You don't approve?
19:17Those things will kill you.
19:21Yeah, well...
19:23...
19:23...
19:23...
19:23...
19:23...
19:23...
19:23...
19:23...
19:24How is she going to get in line?
19:26She will take the kid...
19:30...
19:30...
19:30...
19:30...
19:31...
19:31...
19:32...
19:32...
19:33...
19:35...
19:36How come your wife doesn't want more kids, huh?
19:39Or the first two lemons?
19:42You a shit father?
19:43What's the deal?
19:46Come on, man.
19:47I'm sad.
19:47I'm tipsy.
19:48I could use a story.
19:53It's not much of a story, sir.
19:56My wife, Terry, she's a scientist.
20:00We met when I was at the academy, and she wants to focus
20:03on her career now.
20:05She's starting a new project in Atlanta, and she'll
20:07have to travel, so we're stopping at two.
20:12They keep us plenty busy, as is.
20:17Hey.
20:19No, thank you.
20:22He passes again.
20:27Well, Xavier, for what it's worth, you're probably better off
20:30not having any more kids.
20:35It's a smart move right now.
20:40Definitely a very, very smart move.
20:46Not sure I understand, sir.
20:48That'll be all, Agent Collins.
20:51Yes, sir.
20:53Yes, sir.
21:23I need you back at the residence now.
21:26Ex, I'm in a pretty precarious position at the moment.
21:29Billy.
21:30Christian Laidner.
21:34I've got to stop 30 minutes before Jane has to call it in, but when she does, Robinson won't
21:38let me within a mile of this place.
21:41It's bad, Billy.
21:43It's really bad, and I need you here five minutes ago.
21:46Copy you.
21:46I'm on my way.
21:47Billy.
21:48If you step into this thing with me, you could be entering a world of hurt.
21:50Promise.
21:51Five minutes ago.
21:53Move.
21:54House all clear.
21:55All non-essentials are out.
21:56Study?
21:57Guesthouse?
21:57Secured.
21:58Sir.
21:58I need five with Garcia.
22:06Mike.
22:07Ooh.
22:08Hey, what's good, boss?
22:09James says we're on lockdown.
22:10It's not a lockdown.
22:11What's the deal?
22:11I need you to take me through yesterday's log.
22:14Oh, yeah.
22:15Sure thing.
22:16Give me a sec.
22:19By the way, I don't know what you heard, but I didn't make soup.
22:21I made pozole.
22:22My stuff's legit.
22:24Billy has a stomach like a 14-year-old Amish girl.
22:27That's his.
22:27Hey, Mike, I need you to take me through yesterday's log.
22:27Focus.
22:29Okay.
22:30We're up.
22:31Take me through Wildcats Day.
22:32Anything regular?
22:35Abnormally early wake up and workout.
22:37Long workout, actually.
22:39Then, he got out of his bathrobe for the first time in a week.
22:42Spent the morning making pasta for his son for dinner.
22:45Made the pasta by hand, by the way.
22:48Had coffee with Sinatra in the afternoon back patio.
22:54You were the agent on duty.
22:55You know all this.
22:57What?
22:59Say it to my face.
23:00I want to see what it looks like when you have balls.
23:04Sir.
23:06It's fine.
23:08We're fine.
23:16And that's it?
23:18Anyone out of the ordinary on the premises?
23:20Nope.
23:22Gardner's us.
23:23The usual.
23:24Kid bailed on him for dinner.
23:26Stayed home with his mom.
23:28Poor guy.
23:28Had his scarf down dinner for two by himself.
23:31Oh, but on the bride's side, you know who made her daily happy hour appearance.
23:37Wait, rewind that for me.
23:39Mm-hmm.
23:43Freeze it.
23:45A little bigger.
23:48A little more.
23:53Okay.
23:56She left and he took two long pours downstairs for drinks with the old man.
24:01Daddy Warbucks returned to the guest house at 9.30 and our hero took a third long pour up to
24:08bed.
24:08The door was sealed at 10.04.
24:11The last person to see him was...
24:15The last person to see him was...
24:27You guys shot the shit there for a while, huh?
24:32That dude has said four words to me since I got down here.
24:36Well, I guess you earned it.
24:42Mr. President!
24:42Mr. President!
24:44Mr. President!
24:44Mr. President!
24:45Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for your patience, Betsy.
24:47I know you've missed me.
24:48Why don't you kick us off?
24:49Regarding yesterday's explosive New York Times report about recent revelations in Colorado...
24:54I have no comment on that.
24:55Due respect, but isn't some comment required, sir?
24:58There's wild speculation about what people are seeing there.
25:00And protests are already forming across the country.
25:02Yes, and I'm sure the internet's doing a fine job at, uh, feeding that fire without any fueling fire.
25:08Now, what I would like to speak about...
25:12One month since my re-election is now at 40...
25:19...we've got to scatter...
25:20...we've got to...
25:22...we've got to...
25:24...we've got to...
25:24...we've got to...
25:25...we've got to...
25:26...we've got to...
25:27...we've got to...
25:28...we've got to...
25:29The world deserves it!
25:31The world deserves it!
25:32The world deserves it!
25:38Oh, no one sees her!
25:41Sir, are you hit?
25:44Sir, are you hit?
25:45No, I'm fine.
25:46Oh, you're hit?
25:47Let me see.
25:48No! Hax!
25:49Hey! I'm fine. Look at me.
25:51Hey!
25:51It's you.
25:52It's your blood.
25:53Huh?
25:57Agent Collins.
25:59Agent Collins.
26:01Agent Collins!
26:02You're not here
26:21You're not
26:22Sure
26:29Hey, whoa easy
26:32You just got a, hey, you just got a surgery
26:35Surgery
26:35Your wife's on the way
26:36Had trouble reaching her
26:38Are you all right?
26:39I'm fine
26:42You tackle like a high school sophomore, by the way
26:46Oh, I'll admit
26:49When I saw all that blood, I thought I'd been Christian Laettner'd
26:54Oh, don't do this to me, Christian Laettner, Duke
26:56Hmm?
26:57Man, he made the most famous college basketball shot of all time against us in the tournament
27:01Single-handedly killed me and every other Kentucky Wildcat fan that day
27:08Yeah, I thought I'd been Laettner'd
27:12But then, uh...
27:17That was a hell of a blocked shot, Agent Collins
27:22Is there anything I can do for you?
27:28I don't know
27:31Maybe cool it with the basketball metaphors?
27:40Well, well, well, well, look, too
27:44Good for you, Xavier
27:45You're kind of funny when you're wounded
27:47Yeah, who knew?
27:48Not me
27:49I had a shot you weeks ago
27:50No
27:56Sir?
28:01Duty calls
28:05They got the rest of the bullet out in surgery, by the way
28:08Your career as a shoulder model's probably over, but, uh...
28:12They tell me you'll make a full recovery
28:15Do we know who he was?
28:17Some asshole with a 3D printer
28:19But we got him
28:21Well, I'll be back to work as soon as I clear my physical
28:23No, no, no, no
28:24Take a few weeks, paid leave
28:25It's not necessary, sir
28:27That's an order
28:27Don't make me do the whole Commander-in-Chief bullshit, okay?
28:30It's been a long day
28:34Although, um...
28:36I'd like to talk to you when you get back
28:39About the future
28:41Yes, sir
28:42Of course
28:47Saying thank you feels kind of insufficient
28:52Saying just doing my job seems kind of lame
28:57So we'll just leave it there, huh?
29:04I'll just leave it there
29:22Holy fuck
29:25Actually, you gotta call this in, man
29:35Safe was empty
29:36It's gone
29:38No
29:39Gone
29:40Someone had to know a lot
29:42Someone had to have a lot of access
29:44In a few minutes, I have to tell Jane to call this in
29:47Then we lose control of the whole scene
29:48Hey
29:49I need you to walk the entire property right now
29:52Balcony door is open, you saw the blood?
29:54Check the yard below
29:55No photos, no notes
29:57No snapshots of everything
29:59It's the little things
30:01Little things are gonna matter here, Billy
30:02Copy?
30:03Copy
30:04Go
30:05Exit
30:05Go
30:07Yeah
30:22We're seeing for Collins
30:25Go ahead
30:26I got something, sir
30:29On my way
30:52Billy
30:54What the hell is going on?
30:55Just hold on
30:59Billy
31:04Hey
31:04Okay, oh
31:04What is that?
31:05Okay?
31:29I want to call him
31:29Hey, what's going on? This is a real lockdown beats me nobody tells me shit
31:47What do you check it out
31:52You chat with the president till just after 10 p.m
31:55Bedroom door closes at 10.04. You secure the downstairs and are relieved by Billy at 10.32
32:01The night of top-notch, Billy pays security and suits
32:08Yeah, the problem is my food, not that he eats like a filthy animal
32:11Like, yeah
32:14Anyway, Billy does his rounds, but mainly
32:21Jesus
32:22Dude, it even took an hour and a half power nap
32:24Look at him, dead to the world
32:27This is what you wanted to show me
32:28Hang on, check out the large glass picture frame behind him
32:31See the reflection from the TV?
32:33Yeah
32:33You can see movement from the screen, but watch
32:36Now, it freezes if someone paused the TV
32:39But he didn't pause the TV
32:41So I checked the other cameras
32:43And that's when I realized that from 10.42 until 12.13
32:47All security cameras were offline, frozen on the last image
32:50No one noticed because
32:51No one else was in the house except Billy
32:53And he was dead to the world on that couch
32:55Exactly
32:55At 12.13, cameras come back online, see that?
32:59Mm-hmm
32:59A minute later, Billy wakes up
33:02An hour later, I show up for my shift with fresh coffee
33:05But for all we know
33:06Anyone could have entered or exited during that window
33:09Yeah, and no one in control would have noticed
33:11Especially if they were a little young
33:13And a little inexperienced
33:16Who was in there last night at that time?
33:19Jane
33:23Hey
33:24I'm serious, what the fuck is going on?
33:26Leave it be for a second, please
33:27But
33:28Jane, you need to be really calm right now
33:32Everything's gonna be looked at from here on out
33:36I need you to trust me
33:39Okay?
33:42Okay
33:45Jane
33:49We're officially under lockdown
33:50Call it in
33:52Wildcat is down
33:53It's a code red
33:59Call it in, Jane
34:01Our people only
34:04Now
34:04Yes, sir
34:10I'm calling you to come back
34:25What's happening?
34:26One on the left
34:26What's going on?
34:27Who is it? Is it Kane?
34:35Please stop stopping me from getting into the house
34:37I get to know what's going on with my husband
34:54It's easy
34:55Is it Cal?
34:57No, no, no, no
35:02Is it Cal?
35:03Let me in, goddammit, Sam
35:05Site's a cure, ma'am
35:07Who's going to start interviews
35:08Yes, please let me know whatever you find out
35:11Where is he?
35:12Cal?
35:15Where's my son?
35:16Jane
35:17Why don't we go in the other room?
35:19Let's go in the other room
35:20Well, I'll watch you
35:21Come with me
35:29It's Brady, it's Garcia as well
35:40Agent Collins
35:41Yes, sir
35:55As we said before, Agent Collins
35:57This line of questioning is merely a formality
35:59Given you were the last one to see him alive
36:02And again, for the record
36:03You notice nothing unusual when he turned in last night?
36:09No
36:10Just another night
36:15Did you speak to him?
36:18I was wondering where you were, Agent Robinson
36:22Oh, I'm right here
36:24Agent Collins
36:30What did you speak to him about last night?
36:42So concludes another day in paradise
36:45Hey, it's another day
36:48For you and me
36:51In paradise
36:53Oh, I'm feeling that
36:54Hang on
36:55Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on
36:59Another day
37:01For you and me
37:03Listening party?
37:05Will that be all?
37:07You're lost
37:10Boo
37:16Think about it
37:22Oh
37:25See you twice
37:27To smell you
37:30And you and me
37:31Oh
37:36A little light bedtime reading
37:40Got the news
37:41Of the world
37:42Right here
37:43Step right up
37:44Step right up
37:44Come and get it
37:45Got the news
37:47Of the world
37:53Have a drink with me, Xavier
37:55Christ
37:57We don't talk anymore
37:59No, thank you
38:01Sir
38:04I can't remember exactly
38:06When it was
38:07When you stopped calling me
38:08Sir
38:09Do you?
38:13Oh, for Christ's sake
38:15Speak your mind
38:16You don't want me
38:16To speak my mind
38:19Sir
38:26Oh
38:28Think twice
38:33Well then
38:36I don't know what else
38:37There is to say
38:48Yeah, yeah, yeah
38:49I know, I know
38:51Hey, look
38:53You're not wrong, Xavier
38:55What's in here
38:56Will definitely kill me
39:00That'll be all
39:00Agent Collins
39:07Xavier
39:16Will you ever be able
39:17To forgive me
39:18For what happened
39:21Bring him in
39:35Agent Collins
39:36Welcome back
39:38Don't speak
39:39If you don't have to
39:41Have a seat
39:49Agent Collins
39:49You're about to be
39:50Entrusted with top secret
39:51National security information
39:53The president has cleared you
39:54At the highest level
39:56Should you wish to proceed
39:57You will be one of the few
39:58Hundred people in the world
39:59Privy to this information
40:00At this stage
40:02Agent Collins
40:03Do you wish to proceed
40:08The president tells me
40:09You have children
40:11Yes, ma'am
40:12That's correct
40:14You're gonna want to hear this
40:22Okay
40:25The tablet within this box
40:26Contains all information
40:28And data
40:28Related to a highly classified project
40:30It's a fancy way
40:32Of saying that's the most
40:32Important box
40:33In the world
40:36I assume you're aware
40:37Of what's going on
40:37In Colorado
40:41Will I ever be able
40:42To forgive you
40:43For what happened
41:03Our kids' names
41:04Were a big deal
41:05To my wife
41:08Presley was pretty much
41:09Set in stone
41:10From go
41:11But for our second kid
41:12Our son
41:15Every night of that pregnancy
41:17She would try out
41:17A different name
41:20And then one day
41:23She was about
41:23Eight months pregnant
41:24Could hardly walk anymore
41:26We were in this
41:27Bookstore together
41:28And she saw it
41:32James and the giant peach
41:44And that was it
41:46She had found
41:47Our boy's name
41:51She read the book
41:52To her belly
41:53Every night
41:53For the rest
41:54Of her pregnancy
41:55She became obsessed
41:57With that damn book
41:59And then
42:02You know after
42:04Well I guess I became
42:09Obsessed with it too
42:15Yeah
42:16I'm pretty much
42:17An expert on
42:19James and the giant peach
42:20Right now
42:21It was written by
42:22Roald Dahl
42:23And originally
42:24It wasn't going to be
42:26About a peach
42:27It was going to be
42:29About a cherry
42:30But Dahl changed it
42:32Because he thought
42:33That peaches
42:35Were squishier
42:39Strange isn't it
42:40Book could have been called
42:41James and the giant cherry
42:51Sometimes I lie in bed
42:52Staring at the ceiling
42:54Wondering if my wife
42:55Would have wanted
42:56To name our son
42:57James if the book
42:58Were about a giant cherry
42:59And not a giant peach
43:05But I'll never know
43:09Obviously
43:09I can't ask her
43:16I know
43:17Stop
43:23You want to know
43:24If I'll forgive you
43:27I'll forgive you
43:28When I can sleep again
43:32And I'll sleep again
43:33When you're dead
43:42Sir
43:43Can you help me
43:47It's cold
43:48And I've nowhere to sleep
43:51Is there somewhere
43:53You can tell me
43:59He walks on
44:01Doesn't look back
44:03He pretends
44:05He can't hear her
44:09Starts to whistle
44:10As he crosses
44:12The stream
44:13Seems embarrassed
44:16To be there
44:18Oh
44:19Think twice
44:22Cause it's another day
44:25For you and me
44:26In paradise
44:27Oh
44:29Think twice
44:31Cause it's another day
44:34For you
44:35You and me
44:37In paradise
44:39Nice
44:39Nice
44:40Nice
44:40Nice
44:40Nice
44:40Nice
44:40Nice
44:40Nice
44:40Nice
44:40Nice
44:40Nice
44:40Nice
44:46Nice
44:47Nice
44:47Nice
45:18We cannot divulge specifics, but what we can tell you is that we are preparing for a massive catastrophe that
45:25could cause an extinction level event for humanity in the very near, very real future.
45:29In preparation, we have begun construction underneath the mountain in Colorado.
45:33When completed, it may be our only chance, the world's largest underground city.
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