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00:22Good evening and welcome to the great Indian couple show.
00:31Good evening, please.
00:37Who said I love you?
00:41I'm happy to be happy.
00:45Today, every person is making a YouTube channel.
00:48You both know.
00:50You can take someone to a Netflix platform.
00:57You can take someone to a YouTube channel.
00:59I'm talking about my own.
01:02If you have 4 people,
01:05your mother is different,
01:07your father is different,
01:07your children are different.
01:09I'm talking about you.
01:12You'll see my family?
01:14You'll see it all.
01:16every person is very boring.
01:18You have so many channels,
01:19I have done lots of stuff,
01:21I have found mine,
01:22I already have a house in my family.
01:27Today I am going to have a house and my God's mouth is open.
01:36foreign
01:49foreign
01:58MAKE UP LOOK TAYAR
02:08CHOAT 2 INCH A GAS
02:17YOUTUBE PEE
02:19HAI GUYS
02:23ACHA AAP INKAY WIDEYO PEE KOMENCT KAR DU
02:25KIEY AAP BADY BURI LANG RHEY HAY
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02:38foreign
02:39foreign
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02:57foreign
03:10I am the right to her
03:12I am the right to
03:144 days
03:15I am the right to
03:16I am
03:17I am
03:19I am
03:20I am
03:21I am
03:21I am
03:24I am
03:24I am
03:28I
03:50please welcome mr samirana and mr
03:56Mr. Ranveer Alalabadia
04:15Welcome, welcome, welcome all of you
04:20Welcome, welcome
04:26What are you doing?
04:31What do you think?
04:32You see who you are?
04:33I'm happy that we're out in jail
04:39You both know them
04:41People remember them
04:42original season
04:42most of those celebrities
04:45There were people both for having people
04:50First trade
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06:38to
06:38if you
06:41to
06:41have
06:42to
06:42say
06:43yeah
06:44I
06:44want to
06:51say
06:52to
06:52that
06:53the
06:54I am sure that you will have a lot of these people.
06:55Today we will be challenging.
06:59I have been challenging, sir.
07:01No, no, no.
07:04What?
07:07We will be family friendly.
07:09We will be family friendly.
07:11No, no.
07:11But Ranveer is very loving.
07:13This is the controversy that you guys can learn.
07:18I'm sure that you will learn a lot.
07:20Look at the people you love.
07:25I have been doing this for a long time.
07:26When the show closed, who was the first person who was calling you?
07:29What was the news?
07:30I was just going to call the lawyer to him.
07:34And his phone was not working.
07:37Where did you call him?
07:38My brother came to the audience, and I went to his house.
07:44He is here for that.
07:45He is here for that.
07:45He is also the only person who has killed himself.
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08:16The phone is very nice, but today's comedy is very difficult.
08:20Do you know?
08:26Sir, how do you do it? I don't know.
08:29At that time, genuinely, the first call to Kapil sir came.
08:32I don't know if it was the price or the price.
08:34What was it?
08:35Whatever your good time was going,
08:38your bad time was going.
08:39I don't know.
08:44We were waiting.
08:45Something will happen.
08:46Something will happen, something will happen.
08:49At that time, Kapil sir also closed the tweet.
08:56What did they do?
08:58In two weeks, the rest of the night was closed.
09:00Udith Narayan also closed the puppies.
09:02I don't know.
09:07Kapil, you came in the years before 2004 or 2005.
09:112007.
09:12As I thought in 2007, this guy was the same thing.
09:15What?
09:19It's fun.
09:20It's fun.
09:20It's fun.
09:21It's fun.
09:21It's fun.
09:21It's fun.
09:22It's fun.
09:23It's fun.
09:26It's fun.
09:27It's like a breath of pressure.
09:29First of all, I want to say that his heart is very clean.
09:32That's what people should know.
09:34No, don't you close someone's show.
09:36Then you leave your life.
09:39Your heart is clean.
09:42In the past one year, our friends are very high.
09:46I feel.
09:46It's like this.
09:47It's true.
09:48It's true.
09:50It's true.
09:52It's true.
09:53It's true.
09:53It's true.
09:54It's true.
09:54It's true.
09:54It's true.
09:56I don't have to say that.
10:01It's true.
10:02It's true.
10:03It's true.
10:09It's true.
10:10It's true.
10:12It's true.
10:12But you're having to say that.
10:20habitat name in the future
10:22every week
10:24we are going to throw a
10:25menu
10:26oh my god
10:29I want to talk to you
10:31first, sorry to your
10:33menu
10:33how many times?
10:35three times
10:36people come and take them off and take them
10:38then they have to talk about
10:39you all who are here, honestly you have been great inspiration for all of us
10:44you guys
10:45we are thinking that you are laughing
10:47thank you
10:48thank you brother
10:51genuinely a very very big moment for me
10:53I am watching you from childhood
10:56like across various shows
10:58it was always my dream
10:59that in one day
10:59I am on TV
11:00I never thought
11:02that you will come to OTT
11:03I genuinely love you so much
11:13Archana Ma'am and Siddupa Ji
11:15I love you guys so much
11:36you are absolutely brilliant
11:41you are absolutely brilliant
11:46sir
11:47sir
11:47what you people
11:48see
11:49genuinely
11:49you are part of my whole childhood
11:52i have to see you
11:54you and Shaker sir
11:56and you are in the comedy circus
11:57i follow every episode
11:58then i don't know what i would say
12:06I
12:08You
12:17Genuinely sir, I don't care about you. I don't care about it. I don't care. I don't care
12:33He has hit.
12:35He has hit.
12:36He has hit me, I think.
12:42He was batting strong, right?
12:46But when we all went to the police station,
12:49there are a lot of fans.
12:52He was shooting their dialogue in the camera.
12:54I'm so tired.
13:05My boy, he came over here!
13:07Oh my God!
13:09B.R. B.C.P.
13:12When it was started,
13:14I have to make a fitness channel.
13:17I thought this was a cool name.
13:19It's like people's people in wrestling.
13:20Triple H, Stone Cold,
13:22I thought that I would keep something cool, but over time I don't drink beer, but the name is a
13:33little popular, so we've kept it.
13:35Do you have a liquor license for this?
13:38No, no, liquor license.
13:40When you've seen stand-up, these are big jokes on your grandma's own.
13:47My mom has never said why you're wrong with my family.
13:50Why are you jokes on my grandma's own?
13:53Look, sir, if I'm a cow, I write a cow in my grandma's memory.
13:58If I'm a singer, I write a song in my grandma's memory.
14:01If I'm a comedian, I can write a joke in my grandma's memory.
14:04Well said, well said.
14:07And I have some awareness.
14:09Like, my grandma, my grandma, my grandma was attacked at that time.
14:13And I was alone at home.
14:14And I didn't remember the number of ambulance.
14:17Do you remember me?
14:20Tell me, Arsana, do you remember the ambulance number?
14:23100 is the only call right now.
14:25That's the police.
14:27I didn't remember, brother.
14:28I called 102.
14:30Who came here?
14:31Fire.
14:32Fire.
14:33Where did the fire go?
15:02Fire?
15:16You are an amazing comedian, so who do you think in India is the best stand-up comedian?
15:26Stand up.
15:26In this case, I don't know how he does it.
15:44I don't know how many thousands of episodes you have done.
15:50It is unbelievable.
15:52Here is a legend.
15:58This is the one who gives you love,
15:59if you do love,
16:01you do love your confidence.
16:03Normally, what happens is that,
16:04we make a script,
16:05we make a sequence,
16:06sometimes we don't.
16:07But people,
16:10they say,
16:10we are together with you.
16:14And this is your love.
16:15I will ask you a question.
16:25How are you in life?
16:33How do you feel so long?
16:36What is your perspective?
16:39When you meet a police officer,
16:43what is your presence?
16:44You look pretty well.
16:47My presence is a shock.
16:48When you listen to free time,
16:50I was a shock.
16:52My presence is a brand and butter.
16:55And my presence is a jam.
16:57It's a jam.
17:00It's a jam.
17:00I feel like it's a blessing.
17:03You'll do it well.
17:05I feel like you have no money.
17:08I feel like you have to do it.
17:11Then, the rest of your work come from you.
17:12so blessing like the music bro or maybe bachman may jitni film may dekhi
17:16engine actors go dekha wujabhara show peyatee to music generally
17:20kubhi kubhi asal attack here he's actually my dream is such
17:23hora way key life is he meh sabkuch hota boudhapen my showrun karo
17:27I'm gonna find it a camera can make the moth ke baat ki baat karta
17:29yes
17:33yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
17:39I can have a blessing.
17:41Absolutely.
17:45We have two people.
17:52One is one and two is one.
17:54The other is one.
17:55The other is the answer.
17:56See this, I'm glad.
18:00See this, I'm glad you're going.
18:02But if I get a good question,
18:04then you're going to get to the hospital.
18:13So you can move forward in the conversation.
18:15How do you think about death?
18:21I didn't think about death.
18:22I didn't think about death.
18:23I didn't think about death.
18:24I didn't think about death.
18:25But you're scared that you're excited.
18:29Who's excited for death?
18:31Wow, I'll die tomorrow.
18:34Do you think about death?
18:35Say, I'm sorry.
18:35Yad, this is how do you think so much?
18:37Where are you going?
18:38Have you thought of death?
18:42Last year, do you think about death?
18:44I didn't think.
18:45I thought that, but for the last year, I thought that, what do you think?
18:54What happened to me?
18:55what's going on?
18:55What's the name?
18:57What's the name?
18:59The name is the name.
19:00Look at him.
19:00You're not the name.
19:03I have the name of the police.
19:05No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
19:23We're going to get to the police.
19:24We're going to get to the police.
19:27Oh
19:30Hi
19:33You have shaved my hands?
19:42Listen, listen, listen, listen.
19:46Yes, sir, God, listen to the meat.
19:50I'm on a diet.
19:52No, no.
19:52I don't know.
19:54Open your mouth.
19:56Wow.
19:59You go to the house and eat it.
20:01Hey, did you not eat it?
20:04Baba, don't open your mouth.
20:10If you open your mouth,
20:13then you will end the desert in our people's main course.
20:17You are not going to die.
20:19That's correct.
20:21How did India got latent,
20:23India got deleted.
20:26That's right.
20:27Let me introduce myself.
20:28But today, now Sunil Paal will write a script.
20:35I've seen your show.
20:37It's a very good show.
20:38Thank you so much.
20:40You listen to the audience's jokes.
20:42Yes, I've never heard of it.
20:43I've never heard of it.
20:46It was a culture country,
20:47he stayed behind a bright corner,ountry.
20:51You've heard
20:51about rooms, he goes there
20:53before, he's jumping
20:55over here, he said,
20:55out from then.'' It didn't
20:57happen by he said, ''лючor
20:59is coming from now!'' Hahahah a
21:08littledesize when you say that, she says that
21:09heeft a car at least, i believe she's
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47:47I just agree, but you say that 2 andes, I can 3 andes.
47:54Who is this?
47:59One, two, three.
48:08This is airport, 800 rupes.
48:26This is 800 rupes.
48:33Next move.
48:35Is my question.
48:40What should you say about this?
48:47Nation wants to know.
48:50Give me a question, big.
48:58Can you tell me something about this?
48:59What should I say about this?
48:59My God.
49:01I think that the big thing is getting a big number of people.
49:06What should I say about this?
49:12What should I say about this?
49:13What should I say about this?
49:14I don't have a big deal about this.
49:15I don't have a problem.
49:19What should I say about this?
49:21I don't have a problem.
49:22I think that it depends on how much you are from the small house.
49:28If you are standing in the face, you shouldn't say it.
49:32But if it is far, you can say it and run.
49:37If you are talking about small house, you shouldn't say it.
49:40And if you are talking about small house, you will say it.
49:43When you are talking about small house, you will say it.
49:58I want to ask you something, your face is like a cycle, or why are you talking to me?
50:05This is an example that I am giving.
50:15This is an example.
50:19This is an example.
50:22So all these examples, is that comedy?
50:29Is this the comedy?
50:32Is this the comedy?
50:39Is this the comedy?
50:39You tell me is this the comedy?
50:45Is this the comedy?
50:50Is this the comedy?
50:55Is this the news?
51:11Is this the comedy?
51:14Is this the comedy?
51:19You're didn't my comedy?
51:22Is this the comedy?
51:24You're not the comedy?
51:41You're literally homeless!
51:45No one!
51:55Don't let me take it!
51:57You just don't have to take it!
51:59Why you have no idea?
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