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00:22Good evening and welcome to the great Indian couple show.
00:31Thank you, please.
00:37Who said I love you?
00:41I'm happy to be happy.
00:44Today, every person has a channel.
00:48You both know.
00:50You can bring someone to a Netflix platform.
00:57You can bring someone to a YouTube channel.
00:59I'm talking about my own.
01:02If you have 4 people,
01:05your mother is different,
01:07your father is different,
01:07your children are different.
01:09I'm talking about you.
01:10Would you say something?
01:14I'm talking about this.
01:16You can see that a person is starting to look for a video.
01:18And there are so many people who are watching.
01:21And there are so many people who are watching this.
01:22I'm talking about this.
01:26I'm talking about this.
01:28I'm talking about this.
01:37I'm talking about this.
01:40I don't think I'm going to make up tips today I'm going to be crazy
01:47guys I'm going to put a foundation then highlighter then blush then lip gloss
01:54and finally you have black eyeliner and magenta mascara and you have no makeup look
02:04I can't tell you 28 things I have to do the job
02:09I have to be a
02:10I have to share it with you
02:15I'm going to be a YouTube
02:17I got a guy's
02:20I'm gonna have to go to the house
02:21I got a guy's
02:23I'm gonna comment on that
02:25I'm gonna go to the house
02:32guys guys, I will tell you about the backless blouse
02:34look, there are only one person who has a blouse
02:38this is a big man who takes a normal smile and takes a look at it
02:45behind her baby told me, when you took a look at it, you can take a tattoo on your face
02:53it's a different channel of knowledge, it's a different channel
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03:26video bantai aap na bag bandi or nika laye khusur duniya apka inntazaar karriya
03:31niche comment karriya nikal tuwae gomnega paise kondega traba
03:37pari ya baas sachi ya baaji jo talented log
03:41hao aapni manas se apne original content se or kud ke channel se super star
03:45ban ga hai aaj ke emare gono mehman bs a stars in ke channel
03:49pek korona views aate chalion ko bula te please welcome mr samirana and mr
03:56Mr. Ranveer Alalabadia
04:13How are you doing?
04:16Welcome, welcome, welcome all you!
04:20Welcome, welcome!
04:21Welcome, welcome!
04:29What about this?
04:31What about this?
04:31What about this?
04:33I feel happy with the jail!
04:35We're just glad you haven't!
04:42There's many more!
04:47I have a lot of people who have searched on the internet and the police have searched on the other
04:52side.
04:54What did you feel like last year? How did it go?
04:57It was a strange year.
04:59In this whole studio, there were two people who went to Supreme Court.
05:03They were Hum and Siddhu Paji.
05:06I have written a song.
05:15I have written a song.
05:17All the problems are afraid of ourselves.
05:22If you are afraid of ourselves, there will be no trouble.
05:26The crowd will only be without us.
05:27We will not be afraid of these people who leave the streets.
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06:13I have been watching later in the video.
06:14I have had a lot of episodes, but I also had a phone too.
06:17I had a phone call and I said to you,
06:19I said that the case is not going to happen.
06:20So, when my show closed,
06:25one day ago, I called myself a call
06:26that I had something bad with you.
06:29Yes?
06:30It's true or not.
06:32I said, look, you've come in the eyes,
06:34you've got to move on a little.
06:36So, I didn't tell my experience.
06:37I didn't say anything.
06:38I didn't say anything.
06:41You can say anything.
06:42But when you're famous,
06:44then you can't say anything.
06:45I just want to tell you,
06:52look, you've got married.
06:54Whatever people work,
06:55everyone are two children.
06:57So, we're going to do a little bit.
06:59I've got to do a little bit.
07:00No, no, no.
07:02No, no.
07:07We're going to be a family friendly zone.
07:09We're going to be a family friendly zone.
07:10We're going to be a family friendly zone.
07:11We're going to be a family friendly zone.
07:11No, no.
07:11But Ranveer is very good.
07:13And the controversy is coming to you.
07:16They are all you can teach you.
07:18I'm sure you'll have to learn more.
07:20I'm sure you'll have to learn more.
07:20Look, you'll have to love yourself today.
07:25When the show closed,
07:26is gone.
07:27How did you hear when the phone sign started?
07:29What kind of news happened?
07:30I was called a lawyer.
07:32Okay.
07:34And then his phone was not off.
07:36Okay.
07:37So, where were you from being close and close?
07:38My brother came in the audience,
07:41so I went to a house.
07:43So, he's here for that thing.
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08:15I don't know how to do it, but it's very difficult to do comedy today.
08:20Do you know what to do?
08:26Sir, how do you do it? I don't know.
08:29At that time, I had the first call to Kapil sir.
08:32I didn't know if it was expensive or expensive.
08:34What was it?
08:35Whatever your good time went, your bad time will go.
08:44We were waiting for the rest.
08:45Something will happen, something will happen.
08:49At that time, Kapil sir also closed the tweet.
08:56How did you do it?
08:58It was a two weeks of peace.
09:00Udith Narayan also closed the puppies.
09:02I don't know how to do it.
09:07Kapil, you came in the years before 2004 or 2005.
09:112007.
09:12As I thought in 2007, this guy was the same thing.
09:16It's fun.
09:19It's fun.
09:19It's fun.
09:20It's fun.
09:21It's fun.
09:26It's fun.
09:28It's fun.
09:28It's fun.
09:28It's like a breath of fresh air.
09:30First, I would like to say that their heart is very clean.
09:32That's what people should know.
09:34No, don't you close the show.
09:36Then leave your life.
09:39Then leave your heart clean.
09:43The heart is very clean.
09:45This I feel.
09:46That it's like this.
09:47I feel.
09:47That it's just like this.
09:52It's like this.
09:54That's great.
09:54How much is this?
09:56It's like that.
09:58Then leave it your mouth.
10:01How much is it going?
10:03You go back, funny.
10:05I would have a bit of an actual routine.
10:06What happened before?
10:06A lot.
10:10If you have time.
10:11As I experienced.
10:12You have a cup of coffee.
10:13I have a cup of coffee.
10:14I've got my cup of coffee.
10:15You have a cup of coffee.
10:45Oh my God!
10:47Thank you, sir.
10:47Thank you, thank you, brother.
10:51Genuinely a very, very big moment for me.
10:54I really like watching you from childhood,
10:57like across various shows.
10:58It was always my dream
10:59that I am on TV one day.
11:01I never thought you would come to OTT one day.
11:11I genuinely love you so much,
11:13Arshana Maham and Siddupa ji.
11:15I love you guys so much.
11:17If God closes one door,
11:19then open ten doors.
11:21You're just the door to see the doors.
11:23All of them are killing us.
11:28You are spectacular.
11:30You are spectacular.
11:37You are unbelievable.
11:40You are absolutely brilliant!
11:49you are you are a part of my whole childhood man up connected to the
11:54up and shaker sir up a comedy circus may move it up her episode for over the
11:59your beginning of the्व अपिये बैटके बाते करते सब्सक्राइब अजय जैनियोटे लिस्व की थोड़ी सी जावा करता हूं क्यूंकि उनको
12:24कभी वकार उनस ने 0 पे आउट नहीं कि
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12:46Like in police station, maybe I'm the better don't know. Oh, I'm busy. Do about fantasy
12:51Whoa, come on me. Like in
12:56Yeah, man.
13:06Oh, my God.
13:07Oh, my God.
13:09Inbir, tell me, how's your bicep?
13:12When it started, it was a goal that we would build a fitness channel.
13:17So I thought that it's a cool name.
13:19There are people's names in wrestling.
13:20Triple H, Stone Cold.
13:22I thought that something cool is keeping it.
13:25I don't have beer, but the name is a little popular, so we've kept it.
13:36Do you have liquor license for this?
13:38No, no, liquor license.
14:04Well said!
14:06Well said!
14:22100 is the only call.
14:24What is the police?
14:27I don't remember.
14:28I called 102.
14:30Fire.
14:31Fire.
14:32Where did the fire look?
14:34I said, fire will be in the morning.
14:36A little…
14:37Ah-ah...
14:39Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
15:04Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
15:06He was bed-ridden in his final phase, but Kapil Sharma showed a lot of shows.
15:11So, wherever he was, he was very happy today.
15:14Thank you, thank you.
15:14Big, big day.
15:18You're an amazing comedian.
15:21So who do you think in India is the best stand-up comedian?
15:26Stand-up.
15:27In this case,
15:29there's no doubt about India's best comedian.
15:32In India, I don't say that the world is right here, Kapil Sharma.
15:35Come back, bro.
15:36Lovely.
15:40Genuinely, it's a lot of difficult to do.
15:42I don't know how he does it.
15:44I mean, every week, a show, like episode,
15:48I don't know how many thousands of episodes you have done, sir.
15:50It is unbelievable.
15:52Like, it's...
15:53Here's a legend.
15:56Lovely.
15:56Oh, my God.
15:58It's amazing.
15:59This is so beautiful.
15:59I love those who love you.
16:01It's true that your confidence is like this.
16:03What's the word normally?
16:04Which does nowadays,
16:05that we always make the script,
16:05sometimes we don't beneath it,
16:07sometimes we don't have to beat up.
16:07But people love us and all should listen,
16:11all and forget the moment we can see you,
16:12we'll be with you.
16:14We will be with you.
16:15That's your love.
16:18I'm a couple of things and you take some I do now
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18:13So you can move forward in the conversation.
18:19How do you think about death?
18:21I thought about death.
18:24But you are scared that you are excited.
18:29Why am I excited?
18:31I will die tomorrow.
18:33How are you going to die?
18:36How are you going to die tomorrow?
18:39You are scared of death.
18:39You are scared of death.
18:40What do you think about death?
18:44I didn't think about death.
18:45But for the last year, I thought about death.
18:49I thought about death.
18:55What are you going to die tomorrow?
18:56What are you going to die tomorrow?
18:58You are going to die tomorrow?
18:59You are going to die tomorrow.
19:00You are going to die tomorrow.
19:00You are going to die tomorrow!
19:30Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!
19:33Have you shaved your hands?
19:35Hi!
19:36Hi!
19:41Hi!
19:43I'm sorry.
19:44I'm sorry.
19:46I'm sorry.
19:48I'm sorry.
19:50I'm sorry.
19:52I'm sorry.
19:53Let's open the mouth.
19:56Wow.
19:58You go to the house and eat.
20:01Hey, why didn't you eat them?
20:03I don't want to open the mouth.
20:10I don't want to open the mouth.
20:13then in the desert,
20:15we will close the mouth of the people's main course.
20:19Okay.
20:21India has got latent.
20:23India has got deleted.
20:26What's that?
20:27Okay, let me introduce myself.
20:29But today, Suneel Paal has written a script.
20:39Thank you, sir.
20:40Yes, when are you hearing these jokes?
20:42Yes, this is when when are you hearing the jokes?
20:43I have a joke.
20:45You don't have a joke.
20:47Yes, you don't have a joke?
20:48You don't have a joke.
20:49Yes, you don't have a joke?
20:57How did you say that?
20:58Yes, that's a joke.
21:02The police came.
21:03I don't know how to do it, but I don't know how to do it, but I don't know how
21:25to do it.
21:30how to talk to alien
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47:47I'm just kidding.
47:50But you say that two andes,
47:52Yes.
47:53I can do three andes.
47:54Third is a one.
48:00Two.
48:01Three.
48:02Two.
48:03Three.
48:05One.
48:05Two yellow, one.
48:06Don't get a bought.
48:09This is airport.
48:12There's to be a pilot.
48:16All these.
48:16Yes.
48:21A man.
48:23Yes.
48:28Yes.
48:29Yes.
48:32Yes.
48:33Let's move, move.
48:36What should be body shaving in comedy is my question.
48:41What should you say about this?
48:47Nation wants to know.
48:50Give me a question, big.
48:58Oh my God.
48:59God.
49:00I would like to know,
49:02that the big guy is getting a big weight to listen to the big guy.
49:06Yes.
49:09So what should someone else have to do with the big guy and why should someone else have to do
49:13it?
49:13According to me, the big guy is not a big guy.
49:18Come in.
49:19Tell me something about this.
49:21Sir, I think it depends on how far the big guy is from you.
49:52This guy is so good.
49:54This guy is so good.
49:55His name is very motivated.
49:59I want to ask you something.
50:01Your mind is like a cycle.
50:03Why are you talking to me?
50:05This is an example.
50:23Is this the comedy?
50:32Is this the comedy?
50:49Is this the news?
50:53Is this the news?
50:56You follow me?
51:00There is a특 demand here.
51:04There is a belief.
51:05That fits very well.
51:06There is one.
51:07Oh my God.
51:11Tell me, this is the comedy?
51:13There is a comedy.
51:15Is this the comedy?
51:18There is a comedy.
51:24There is a comedy.
51:26..I will die..
51:27..here is the man by himself..
51:29..tinta kabini..
51:34..tinta kabini..
51:36..tinta kabini..
51:53..tinta kabini..
51:56I'm going to take care of it.
51:57Take care of it and take care of it.
51:59I'm not going to take care of it.
52:56I'm going to take care of it.
53:12I'm going to take care of it.
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