00:07ुचाहतें, सपनें, और ख्वाईशें, इनकी सब करतें हैं आजमाईशें
00:15कोई गली में पकड़ बल्ला खड़ा, किसी ने हरे भरे नोटों का नशा करा
00:22कोई करना चाहे किरदार बड़े सारे, रंग धंग सब कैमरे पर सवा रहे
00:29पर भाईया, समस्या कुछ और है, ये पहला नंबर लाने वाला दो और है
00:38हमारा राचा बेटा इंजिनियर बनेगा, बरिवार का खूब नाम रोशन करेगा
00:44सब सपने तो बड़िया देखे हो, थोड़ा ध्यान ननही जान पर भी दे देते, क्यों?
00:51खेर, हम तो समझ गए खेल प्यारे, पहले से हैं बेचारे यहां बहुत सारे
00:59जिन्हें लगा सपने दबाने से सयाना बनंगे
01:04सयाना बन कर कहंगे, देखो, आ गए लफंगे
01:28अरे वाग कलाकार महराज, आज इतनी जलती उठ गे
01:31इबत है क्या रहा इबाचे हैं, कल रात ने सुबास गई के साथ मीटिंग नहीं होई के
01:36पहले उठ गा था वो मैं, मेडिटेशन करकर सोगा था
01:39अच्छा, आज दुकान पतर से नहूंगे के?
01:42कुछ चाय चाहिए, परांठे चाहिए, जायदाद चाहिए, कभी ये भी पूछ लिया करो
01:46जल से बोलो, good morning, good morning पापाजी
01:50good morning भाईयाजी
01:51good morning भाईयाजी
01:52ये लिजिए, अंडे, अनिम्बू पानी, उरी उतर जाएगी रात की
01:59थकान, गायब
02:03दुकान पहुंचे, कदे कदे कामकन की एक्टिंग भी कर लिया करे
02:08अन्नमाग तो डाल लेगरिसमे, अनिम्बू पानी में से मैनेज कलो, और
02:12सुना कल कलेस हो गया, नीचे तक अवाद जारी थी
02:17पेटिकोट, पेटिकोट कौन चिलारा था ये?
02:20पेटिकोट?
02:20हाँ?
02:22पेटिकोट मार दूँगा, पतानी
02:24पेटिकोट चिलाता
02:32पेटिकोट नीधा
02:34पेटिकोट मार थाँ
02:36अंकल, तेरी एल्डर्पदर की उमर काहुं, रिस्प्ट कर ले थोड़ी
02:39सालव, घीचके मारो, भगजने पर बाप को बुलाएे कामने
02:42उद, भगजने
02:43ज़ख रूचिए
02:46अंकल बोल्राश
02:47बियंचो ब्चो को
02:49Don't play with the kids.
02:51What do I play with?
02:52The people of B-Block come from here.
02:54When we play, how would they play their games?
02:56They would call your brother a run machine.
02:58At the time of bowling, they would call them a run machine.
03:01If you were to run, you would be a kid.
03:08Run machine.
03:09Leave the kids, they have a lot of time.
03:11Be serious.
03:13Two years ago, they graduated from college.
03:15When will they cut the ball from college?
03:16I won't cut the ball.
03:18I won three times.
03:20I won a consolation prize.
03:21Yes, but you won't have a consolation prize.
03:23Don't take a consolation prize.
03:24Take care of it.
03:25Look at this.
03:26You're looking for the job.
03:27Yes.
03:28You're going to have a result of the railway.
03:30You're not going to have a play in college.
03:31You're not going to have a match.
03:33He wants to call your father.
03:38He said, understand it.
03:41Look.
03:42You don't have to watch it.
03:43You can watch it.
03:44You can watch it.
03:44We're talking about Wi-Fi.
03:46They'll call it.
03:47They'll call it.
03:47And you're talking about life.
03:49He doesn't give Wi-Fi.
03:50He doesn't give Wi-Fi.
03:51And I'm going to go to college.
03:52Because there are juniors who respect me.
03:55I'm a little bit.
03:56I'm a top senior member of the drama society.
03:58They call me a song of noida.
03:59Noida.
04:00Noida is a song of noida, brother.
04:03I'm telling you.
04:04I'm telling you.
04:04I'm telling you.
04:07I'm telling you.
04:14Noida is a good one.
04:16Noida is a good one.
04:17Noida is a bad one.
04:17You're a good one.
04:18I'm a fresher of the year.
04:19Quarter finalist.
04:20Sanyar Rodan was beating the first round.
04:22Is that right?
04:24Is this right?
04:24You're wrong, noida.
04:26You have to go back.
04:27You're back two years.
04:28You've been finished.
04:29You've got to go back.
04:30You are also going back.
04:30What did you do two years?
04:32You're giving paper?
04:34Noida is a paper.
04:35You have to go back to the railway.
04:36You have to check your way out.
04:40You don't have one paper, you don't have one paper.
04:42And you, look, I'm talking about you.
04:44In the building, I'm waiting for you.
04:46I'm waiting for you.
04:47Let's see, let's see.
04:49You have confidence in your passion, acting.
04:52And if you're lucky, go to college.
04:54He's playing Kanz's mother and you're playing lead role.
04:57Do you know who he is?
04:58Do you know Kanz's?
05:00Listen, hey hero.
05:02You're just like a million people.
05:03They've made a body,
05:05both shape and shape.
05:06And some of them are also in Mumbai.
05:08When you're able to do something,
05:10you're here in Delhi.
05:12You're talking about the 14-year-old girl in Delhi.
05:13He's talking about body-sam.
05:15Don't talk about body-sam.
05:16Don't talk about height.
05:16Listen.
05:17This and me are talking to you.
05:19We were talking to you in school and college,
05:22so that you don't get tired.
05:23Oh, oh, oh, oh.
05:24What are you talking about?
05:25You're not talking to me.
05:26Sit down.
05:27You're crazy.
05:28There's a lot of acting.
05:30There's a lot of performance.
05:32It's natural.
05:33You're going to be wrong.
05:34What happened?
05:34I was a little bit older.
05:36I had a number of two bellers in the 7th class.
05:39I had a monologue in the 7th class.
05:40I had a monologue in the 2nd.
05:43It didn't feel good.
05:45I'll tell you.
05:46It was good.
05:47It was good.
05:48What a good time.
05:49It was emotional.
05:51You made comedy.
05:53You're a fool.
05:53You're a fool.
05:54You're not acting.
05:55You're a fool.
05:56If you're not getting a fool,
05:57you're going to sit in your father's house
05:58and he'll save you.
05:59Otherwise, time takes 20 years.
06:03Give it to me.
06:06Give me a soda.
06:08You're not the tea.
06:09We're going to do soda.
06:10You're going to go with soda.
06:12What's your soda?
06:13What are you doing?
06:14Don't you clear your paper.
06:16Wait, you ain't eating one with you.
06:20No, you're gonna shut me down.
06:20You're not going to keep me away.
06:21Wait, wait, why don't you go?
06:22What's your name?
06:23Do you have any video on YouTube?
06:24Don't put it in the video!
06:26Don't put it in the rapids!
06:28Don't put it in the director!
06:29Stop it!
06:31Hey!
06:38What's this?
06:39Mind-blowing, brother.
06:42Superstar!
06:44Leaving toxic people behind.
06:47Hey! Is the spelling okay?
06:49Toxic in K-E-X.
06:50Okay.
06:53Toxic people behind.
07:05Chaiti!
07:07Chaitanya!
07:09Take the cylinder and go to the house.
07:11It will end up soon.
07:14Okay, I'll take it in the morning.
07:16I'll take it in the morning.
07:17I'll take it in the morning.
07:18I'll take it in the morning.
07:20I'll take it in the morning.
07:21I'll take it in the morning.
07:22Tell me to Papa.
07:23I'll take it in the morning.
07:24Papa, I'm going to the house of Chaitanya.
07:26I'm not saying that every time.
07:28Why don't they give Chaitanya money?
07:31Why don't you go to the house of your house?
07:32Don't give it to yourself.
07:33Don't give it to others.
07:34Tell me something wrong.
07:35Make a mango shake.
07:37No, don't leave.
07:37Then I'll tell you,
07:38I'll give you a lot of money.
07:39I'll take it away.
07:42I'll take it away.
07:43I'm leaving the tuition today.
07:44Don't take it away from my house of Chaitanya.
07:49You know, you'll take it away.
07:50I'll take it away from my house.
07:52I'll take it away from my house.
07:53I'm going to her to cut it away.
07:54I'm not going to get this job.
07:56No, you don't turn my turn.
07:57Turn it up.
07:58You're in trouble.
08:00Don't do that.
08:01You don't call it Sandy.
08:06You don't call it Sandy.
08:08Hello.
08:08Let's go.
08:09Hello, my friend.
08:10Hello.
08:12Hi, Sandy Bia.
08:14How are you?
08:14It's not okay, brother.
08:16Look, one more time.
08:17You've done two weeks?
08:18Two weeks?
08:20Yes.
08:21So, Sandy Bia will get the result of my relay.
08:24I'll give you some money.
08:25I'll give you some money.
08:26I'll give you some money.
08:26I'll give you some money.
08:28Listen.
08:30I've got a girl in the house.
08:31I'll give you a bike and a chubby.
08:34I'll give you some love.
08:35Okay?
08:36Hello?
08:40That's the problem.
08:46You're here to me.
08:47Iqué a minute.
08:50Oh, son.
08:51Don't leave me to my aunt.
08:53Papa, I'll give you some money.
08:54It'll have two minutes.
08:56Let's go.
08:57Why don't you go...
08:57Do you go, my brother?
09:01Well, my brother,
09:02he's doing this.
09:04I'm saying that right now?
09:06I am...
09:07Are you getting some money?
09:07How do you read her?
09:11Yes.
09:13I came to take notes.
09:51Next.
10:33Here we go.
10:46Oh
10:51Hello
10:52Hello
10:53How's it going?
10:54It's good
10:57I'll tell you about it
10:59What am I talking about?
11:00He asked for four or five questions
11:03One study, two estimates
11:05Then he said, we'll get back to you.
11:07So, I'm sitting outside.
11:09Why are you sad?
11:10You're good.
11:11Say it like that.
11:13Pupu, if you're positive,
11:15you'll be positive with me.
11:17That's it.
11:20Sushu,
11:21it's my fault.
11:23I don't want to give any interviews.
11:25Don't worry about it.
11:26Everything will be fine.
11:28I've manifested you.
11:30You've manifested?
11:32You've manifested yourself before.
11:33You've manifested yourself before.
11:35I've done so much work.
11:37Don't worry about it.
11:38You'll have to take a job here.
11:40We'll be in the same complex office.
11:43We'll have lunch together.
11:44And then we'll have a travel together.
11:46And we'll take a small apartment to rent.
11:51One second.
11:53You mean live-in?
11:59You'll get into your house?
12:00You'll get into your house.
12:01I'll tell you.
12:02I'll tell you.
12:03There are a lot of people in the house.
12:06It's very short.
12:07It's very short.
12:08I need my peace.
12:10And that I can only find with you.
12:14Don't you live?
12:15No.
12:16Why don't I do it?
12:18Why don't I do it?
12:18Why don't I do it?
12:19Why don't I do it?
12:20Listen.
12:21Maybe the results are announced.
12:23I'll tell you later.
12:24Bye.
12:25Oh, sorry.
12:27One, two, three.
12:28I love you.
12:29I miss you.
12:30I love you.
12:31I miss you.
12:31Bye.
12:31Bye.
12:32Bye.
12:36Shushu.
12:37What are you vinculating?
12:38Why are you came over here?
12:39What are you doing with me?
12:41You're doing so much like that!
12:43What?
12:43You're coming to me.
12:44I don't know if I told you.
12:45What are you talking about?
12:46What is all I'm sorry?
12:46Why are you crying?
12:47Why are you crying?
12:48And you left such a phone.
12:50What did I have not been exposed?
12:51I stopped getting a phone after that.
12:51I woke up, I stopped it.
12:55I was still crying.
12:56I don't know.
12:57Wait a minute.
12:59How do you keep the phone without anything?
13:01How do you keep the phone?
13:02They say something before you keep the phone,
13:04that you have no indication that you're supposed to keep the phone.
13:07One, two, three.
13:08One, two, three?
13:09I'll take the phone and show you.
13:11Sushu, you're crazy.
13:12Let's do it.
13:13I love you too.
13:14Hello?
13:15Hi.
13:18Sushu, you have to keep the phone?
13:20So one, two, three, I love you, bye.
13:23Okay.
13:23You don't miss me.
13:25I miss you.
13:28Hi.
13:29Hi, hello.
13:30Hi.
13:31Sushu, I have to keep the phone.
13:33Honey.
13:34One, two, three, I love you, I miss you.
13:35Bye, bye, bye, bye.
13:36Who?
13:37Papi.
13:38On the other side.
13:39You don't miss me.
13:42Yes.
13:44I'm a douche.
13:45Nirdai.
13:46Papi.
13:47Napunchak.
13:48Parantu.
13:49Today I'm Kans.
13:51You're the king.
13:52And whatever I think is right, I'll do it.
14:02I'll do it.
14:02Very big.
14:04Hey.
14:06I'll show you this payment.
14:07Work.
14:09How did you feel?
14:10Well, that's great.
14:12You're the big one.
14:12That's the third one.
14:14You're the third one.
14:14Yes.
14:17Yes.
14:17But I can't feel.
14:19I can't feel.
14:21I can't feel.
14:21You have to do anything like this,
14:22the audience will get upset.
14:24No, no, no, no, no.
14:24You have to do this, you have to do it.
14:25That's the impact.
14:27That's the impact.
14:28That's the impact.
14:39You'll have to drop the load below.
14:40I'll come back.
14:41I'll protect the pilot.
14:43Do you have to do it, bro?
14:44I'll protect myself too, bro.
14:47What do we do?
14:51Oh, brother!
14:52Listen to me,
14:52I'll make Kans positive character.
14:56What?
14:57It's genius.
14:57Hey!
14:59Here, put another one here.
15:00Now you have the idea.
15:01Listen to me.
15:03The Kans,
15:04the gangster in Mumbai.
15:05He is a gangster.
15:06Why did he make a gangster?
15:08His mother is her mother.
15:11She had to raise the leaves in her building.
15:13He was very, very angry with them.
15:16He didn't get hurt.
15:18People would kill them.
15:20There's nothing to do with a mother.
15:24How did you feel?
15:27Go ahead.
15:31They will do this.
15:33You have to do this.
15:34You have to do this.
15:36You have to do this.
15:36You have to do this.
15:39You have to do this.
15:40Have you seen Chaitanya Sharma?
15:42Yes.
15:42I've seen.
15:43I've seen a lot.
15:45But where did you see?
15:46I've seen with a bike or without a bike.
15:49I don't want Chavi to do this.
15:58Chavi.
16:01Only 4,000.
16:04pastors
16:06We must just read it.
16:07That's a lot.
16:07I've spoken to them everywhere.
16:22You have to do this.
16:23God, all of them all.
16:24I've heard a lot of this.
16:25I'll do it.
16:25I'll do it.
16:25I'll do it.
16:25I'll fuck you all.
16:27I'll do it.
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