00:07ुचाहतें, सपनें, और ख्वाईशें, इनकी सब करतें हैं आजमाईशें
00:15कोई गली में पकड़ बल्ला खड़ा, किसी ने हरे भरे नोटों का नशा करा
00:22कोई करना चाहे किरदार बड़े सारे, रंग धंग सब कैमरे पर सवा रहे
00:29पर भाईया, समस्या कुछ और है, ये पहला नंबर लाने वाला दो और है
00:38हमारा राचा बेटा इंजिनियर बनेगा, बरिवार का खूब नाम रोशन करेगा
00:44सब सपने तो बड़िया देखे हो, थोड़ा ध्यान ननही जान पर भी दे देते, क्यों?
00:51खेर, हम तो समझ गए खेल प्यारे, पहले से हैं बेचारे यहां बहुत सारे
00:59जिन्हें लगा सपने दबाने से सयाना बनंगे
01:04सयाना बन कर कहंगे, देखो, आ गए लफंगे
01:28अरे वाग कलाकार महराज, आज इतनी जलती उठ गे
01:31इबत है क्या रहा इबाचे हैं, कल रात ने सुबास गई के साथ मीटिंग नहीं होई के
01:36पहले उठ गा था वो मैं, मेडिटेशन करकर सोगा था
01:39अच्छा, आज दुकान पतर से नहूंगे के?
01:42कुछ चाय चाहिए, परांठे चाहिए, जायदाद चाहिए, कभी ये भी पूछ लिया करो
01:46जल से बोलो, good morning, good morning पापाजी
01:50good morning भाईयाजी
01:51good morning भाईयाजी
01:52ये लिजिए, अंडे, अनिम्बू पानी, उरी उतर जाएगी रात की
01:59थकान, गायब
02:03दुकान पहुंचे, कदे कदे कामकन की एक्टिंग भी कर लिया करे
02:08अन्नमाग तो डाल लेगरिसमे, अनिम्बू पानी में से मैनेज कलो, और
02:12सुना कल कलेस हो गया, नीचे तक अवाद जारी थी
02:17पेटिकोट, पेटिकोट कौन चिलारा था ये?
02:20पेटिकोट?
02:20हाँ?
02:22पेटिकोट मार दूँगा, पतानी
02:24पेटिकोट चिलाता
02:32पेटिकोट नीचा
02:33पेटिकोट नीचा
02:34झाल भूल लेड़ दो, प्लीज
02:36अंकल, तेरी अल्डर पादर कि वर का हूँ, रिस्पक्ट कर ले थोड़ी
02:39Don't kill him, then he'll call his father.
02:42Come on, let's go.
02:43What do you mean?
02:45He's talking to his uncle.
02:47No, he doesn't say that.
02:49He was playing with his children.
02:51What do I do?
02:52He's killing them from B-Block.
02:54When we played, how would they play their game?
02:57He'd call your brother a run machine.
02:58He'd call him a run machine at the time.
03:01He'd call him a run machine.
03:02Come on, run machine.
03:09Leave the kids, they've got a lot of time.
03:11You're serious.
03:13Two years ago, he graduated from college.
03:15When will you cut the chakkar?
03:17I'm not cutting the chakkar.
03:18I've won three times.
03:20I've won a consolation prize for three times.
03:21Yes, but you won't have a consolation prize.
03:24Take care of him.
03:25Look, he's looking for his job.
03:27Yes.
03:28He's going to be able to get the result of the railway.
03:30You're not going to be finished in college.
03:31You're not going to be in a tank or a tank.
03:34He's going to say that...
03:36I told you my father.
03:37I told you my father.
03:39I told you something to tell him.
03:41Look, you can't see the railway.
03:43You can see the railway.
03:44And we both talk about Wi-Fi.
03:46They'll say they'll take care of it.
03:47And you're talking about life.
03:49They don't give Wi-Fi for 5 hours.
03:51And I'm going to college because they respect me there.
03:55I'm a little bit.
03:56I'm a top senior member of the drama society.
03:58They call me a song of noida.
04:00What song of noida is a song of noida?
04:01What do you say, brother?
04:02Brother, I'm going to tell you.
04:04I'm going to tell you.
04:05Brother, Mercury Retrograde is going on.
04:07And it's going on.
04:08It's not going on.
04:09Brother, Mercury Retrograde is going on.
04:10It's going on today.
04:11I'm going to tell you why you're going to lose me.
04:14In college, no one has asked you.
04:15You didn't have an interest in your life.
04:17I was the quarter-finalist of Fresh Year of the Year.
04:20And Sanyar Rodan was beating the first match.
04:22That's why you're going to lose me.
04:24That's why you're going to lose me.
04:27It's been two years, college has finished.
04:29It's going to be mentally out.
04:30Why did you lose it in two years?
04:32You're going to lose my paper.
04:34It's the paper.
04:35It's the railway.
04:36It's the only way you've got to clear.
04:38It's the only way you've got to clear.
04:39It's the only way you've got confidence in your life.
04:41You're going to give one paper.
04:42You're not going to give it to you.
04:43And you, I'm going to tell you.
04:44In the village, I'm waiting for you.
04:46I'm waiting for you.
04:47See, you'll have to follow your passion.
04:51And you'll be shocked.
04:53If you're in college, you'll be in college.
04:54And you're playing the lead role.
04:57You're playing the lead role.
04:58Do you know who he is?
04:59Do you know who he is?
04:59Guns.
05:00Listen, hero.
05:02You're just like a million people.
05:03They've made a body,
05:05both shape and shape are clean.
05:06And some of them are also in Mumbai.
05:09When they don't eat anything,
05:10you're going to be in the village of Shah Rukh Khan.
05:13He's talking about body-sam.
05:15Don't talk about body-sam, don't talk about height.
05:16Listen.
05:17I'm talking to you now.
05:19We were just talking to you in school and college.
05:22So you don't get tired.
05:23Oh, oh, oh.
05:24What are you talking about?
05:26I'm not bad, man.
05:26Sit down.
05:27You're crazy.
05:28Man, there's a lot of acting.
05:30There's a lot of performance.
05:32It's natural.
05:33You're a little drunk.
05:34I'm a little drunk.
05:36I played a couple of two bells in the 7th class.
05:39I played a monologue with the bell number 2.
05:43It wasn't good for you.
05:45Man, I'll tell you.
05:46It was fine.
05:47I mean, I don't know.
05:48What a good time was it?
05:49It was an emotional play.
05:51You played comedy.
05:53You're a little drunk.
05:54You're acting.
05:55You're a little drunk.
05:56If you're not getting a job,
05:57you'll sit in your house and you'll lose your life.
05:59Otherwise, you'll have to ruin your time.
06:03Give me soda.
06:03So you don't give me soda.
06:06I got a soda.
06:08Chindi, Salih, you want soda?
06:10You want soda?
06:11I want soda.
06:11You don't give me soda.
06:12You don't give me soda, man.
06:12You're not doing any?
06:13What are you doing?
06:14Your paper is clear.
06:16I'm just trying to figure out that baby's face.
06:18You're not looking for mom's face.
06:20I'm going to take you to eat.
06:21I'm not going to take you to take it.
06:23I'm not going to take a YouTube video.
06:25I'm not going to take you.
06:26Don't take me to a rap at me.
06:28I'm not going to take you to a rap at me.
06:29You're going to kill Salih.
06:31I'm going to take you to a rope.
06:37Hey, how's this photo?
06:39Mind blowing, brother.
06:41Everyone sexy.
06:42Superstar.
06:43Leaving toxic people behind.
06:47Hey, is the spelling okay?
06:49Toxic in K and X.
06:51Okay.
06:53Toxic people behind.
07:06Chaiti.
07:08Chaitanya.
07:09Take the cylinder and go to the house.
07:11It will end up soon.
07:14Okay, I'll take it in the morning.
07:16I'll take it in the morning.
07:17I'll take it in the morning.
07:18I'll take it in the morning.
07:19It's going to end up.
07:20I won't eat at night.
07:21Now go.
07:22Tell me to Papa.
07:23I'll take it in the house.
07:24Papa is going to the house of Chacha.
07:26Every time they say something.
07:28Why don't they give Chacha money?
07:29Why don't they give us money?
07:31Why don't they give us money?
07:33Why don't they give us money?
07:33Why don't they give us money?
07:34Why don't they give us money?
07:34Are you saying something wrong?
07:35Make a mango shake.
07:37No, don't leave.
07:37Then I'll tell you,
07:38the bill is coming too.
07:39Get out of here.
07:42Get out of here.
07:43I'm leaving the tuition today.
07:45My result is not going to be doing this small job.
07:48That's right.
07:49Then it's going to be decided.
07:50Every month, Papa will take it.
07:52I don't think I'm doing anything.
07:54I don't think I'm doing anything.
07:55I don't think you're doing this job.
07:56Come on.
07:57Come on.
07:58Come on.
07:58Come on.
07:59Come on.
08:00Come on.
08:01Come on.
08:01Come on.
08:05Come on.
08:06Come on.
08:08Come on.
08:10Come on.
08:10Come on.
08:11Hello.
08:12Hi, Sandy.
08:13How are you?
08:14It's not okay, brother.
08:16Let's take a look.
08:17You've done two weeks?
08:18Two weeks?
08:20Yes.
08:20Yes.
08:21Then, Sandy may have a result of my railway.
08:24I'll give you money.
08:25I'll give you money.
08:26First, there's a posting on the other side.
08:27There's no result.
08:28Listen.
08:29I've got a girl in the house.
08:31You can take a bike and a chabina.
08:34You can take a care.
08:35Okay?
08:36Hello?
08:55Hello?
09:02Hello?
09:03Well, I've got a check now.
09:06Yes.
09:06Why don't you do it?
09:07Why don't you listen to him?
09:11Yes.
09:12I have got the notes for taking him.
09:51Next.
10:03Next.
10:46The 3rd Cuz
10:50The 4th Cuz
10:52The 4th Cuz
10:52The 4th Cuz
10:54The 4th Cuz
10:55but I don't know
10:58The 6th Cuz
11:02the 7th Cuz
11:024-5 questions, 1k study, 2k estimates
11:05and then Bola will get back to you.
11:07So, I'm going to sit outside now.
11:09Why are you sad?
11:11You're good, I'll just say it like that.
11:13Poopoo, if you're positive, you'll be positive with me.
11:17That's it, now.
11:20Shushu, it's my fault.
11:23I don't want to give any more interviews.
11:25Don't get any tension, okay? Everything will be fine.
11:27I have manifested for you.
11:30You have manifested?
11:32You have manifested before you have manifested.
11:35I don't have enough time to do this.
11:37Don't get tired, don't get tired.
11:38Your job is the best.
11:40We will also be in the same complex office.
11:43We will have lunch with each other.
11:44And then we will have a travel with each other.
11:46And then we will take a small apartment to rent.
11:51One second.
11:53Look, live-in?
11:55One second.
11:59Will you find your house first?
12:01I'll tell you, I'll tell you.
12:03There are a lot of people in the house.
12:06It's very short.
12:07It's very short.
12:08I need my peace.
12:10And that I can only find with you.
12:14Do you not live?
12:15No, I have to do it.
12:17Why don't I have to do it?
12:18Why don't I have to do it?
12:18Why don't I have to do it?
12:20Listen, maybe the results are announced.
12:23I'll tell you later.
12:24Bye-bye-bye.
12:25Oh, sorry.
12:27One, two, three.
12:28I love you.
12:29I miss you.
12:30I love you.
12:31I miss you.
12:31Bye.
12:31Bye.
12:36Shushu, you're crazy.
12:38Why did you come up?
12:38You're sorry, man.
12:40What are you doing?
12:41You're so urgent that you've come to the house.
12:43I don't know what I said.
12:45What do you say?
12:46I'm sorry.
12:46Why are you angry?
12:47Who is angry?
12:48But you've kept such a phone.
12:50You haven't even opened the phone.
12:51Brother, he's coming.
12:52He cut the phone.
12:53I have...
12:54I can't do it with Shushu.
12:57Wait a minute.
12:59How did you keep such a phone without anything?
13:01And how do you keep it?
13:02You say something before you keep the phone.
13:04Before you get an indication that you're supposed to keep the phone.
13:07You're supposed to say one, two, three.
13:08One, two, three?
13:09Show me the phone.
13:10Shushu, you're crazy.
13:12Let's do it.
13:13I love you too.
13:14Hello?
13:15Hi.
13:18Shushu, you have to keep my phone.
13:20So one, two, three, I love you.
13:22Bye.
13:23Okay.
13:24You don't miss me.
13:26I miss you.
13:28Hi.
13:29Hi.
13:30Hi.
13:31Shushu, I'm going to cut the phone.
13:33Bonnie.
13:34One, two, three, I love you.
13:35I'll miss you.
13:35Bye, bye, bye, bye.
13:36Who is that?
13:37Papi.
13:38On the other side.
13:39Stop.
13:43I'm a woman.
13:45I'm a man.
13:47I'm a man.
13:48I'm a man.
13:50I'm a man.
13:51I'm a man.
13:52I'm a man.
13:53And whatever I find, I'll do that.
13:59I'll do that.
14:00Very big.
14:04Hey.
14:05I'll show you the payment.
14:06I'll do that.
14:07I'll do that.
14:09How did you feel?
14:10It was good, it was great.
14:12You can still get the third one.
14:14Yeah.
14:17But...
14:18I can't feel it.
14:19I can't feel it.
14:21You have to do something with the audience.
14:24You have to do something.
14:24You have to do something.
14:25You have to do something.
14:26You have to say,
14:29how do you play on stage?
14:33No.
14:34We have to do something.
14:36In the play of Bhagat Singh,
14:37Bhagat Singh would have hit him in the face.
14:38He would have put his pants down.
14:40He would have to save him.
14:41He would have to have to do something.
14:42He would have to do something.
14:46He would have to do something.
14:47He would have to do something.
14:48What would he do?
14:51Oh, brother.
14:52Listen to this.
14:53I'll make Kans a positive character.
14:56Huh?
14:57Genius.
14:58Hey!
14:59You have to do something.
15:00You have to do something.
15:01Listen.
15:02The Kans is a gangster in Bombay.
15:06Why did he make a gangster?
15:08His mother is a mother.
15:10He would have to raise the leaves in his building.
15:13He would have to do something with the blame.
15:16He would never get to him.
15:17He would have to kill him.
15:20He would have to kill him.
15:21He would have to kill him.
15:22He would have to do something with a mother.
15:22No.
15:23How did he feel?
15:26Go ahead.
15:32He would have to do something.
15:33You have to do something, brother.
15:34Genius.
15:35How do you think about this?
15:37How do you think about this?
15:38How do you think about this?
15:39How do you think about this?
15:40What did Chaitanya Sharma?
15:42Yes, he saw.
15:43He saw a lot of people.
15:45But where did he saw?
15:46He saw a bike with a bike or without a bike.
15:49He didn't have to kill him.
15:50He saw a bike.
16:01He looked like car.
16:06That's the best.
16:06He knew that the car was going in his queue.
16:07He was a liar.
16:07He was a liar.
16:07He was a liar.
16:10I was a liar.
16:10If he had to kill him.
16:17You could know that he is a liar.
16:20But the guy is saying,
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