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00:00:10You
00:00:19Mommy
00:00:24What's on your face don
00:00:27Makeup. I want to look nice for the first day. Dad. Yeah. I made sandwiches for the bus
00:00:34Do you think I put too much ketchup? What? No, there's no such thing as too much ketchup. You know
00:00:40that
00:00:42It's my car. Yay waffles are ready
00:00:48We could keep them with us for the week. I mean we lose the money but
00:00:52We can't have this conversation again because the bus is coming in an hour
00:00:56Just a week. Kappa's good remember? Kappa's good. Kappa's good. Kappa's good
00:01:04And you got some t-shirts? Yeah
00:01:07I think yeah
00:01:08Good, good, good, good. Yes
00:01:11Yes
00:01:12You've got everything. I have everything. I already checked
00:01:15Okay, I know. You're doing great
00:01:20Undies? Undies? I'm wearing them
00:01:23Grace. What?
00:01:26No, seriously what?
00:01:29But only taking one pair?
00:01:31Yeah, I only have one but
00:01:33I mean you're eight
00:01:35Yeah, but 14% of girls get their periods by the age of 10
00:01:40See?
00:01:41What is in here?
00:01:43Well, not that much
00:01:48And the youngest recorded case of a girl giving birth was a five-year-old
00:01:52Wait, we're not done talking
00:01:55In Peru in 1938
00:01:59Let's just take the whole box in
00:02:02And girls, it is totally normal to feel homesick at camp, okay?
00:02:08So, when you're away from your family, it can be hard
00:02:11So, look, if you get that feeling in your chest and it kind of overwhelms you
00:02:15It's fine. You just take a moment and you think of a happy memory
00:02:19Something that we all did together as a family
00:02:21And when that happens, you'll feel better
00:02:24Are you crying?
00:02:27No, I'm not
00:02:28Of course I am not crying
00:02:30I'm a grown-up
00:02:31It's okay to cry though, just so you know, crying is totally fine
00:02:35Good, uh, pep talk
00:02:36Thanks
00:02:41Don't worry, you're not there for long, right?
00:02:43Hey, it's only seven days
00:02:44What's seven days, right?
00:02:45Seven days is nothing
00:02:46We have seven gnomes
00:02:47Seven gnomes for seven days
00:02:48We'll camp down the days for gnome
00:02:49Don't worry, it's gonna go by quick, okay?
00:02:52Take care of Danny
00:02:53This is the camp where you met mommy
00:02:54Yeah, a long time ago
00:02:56Our husband's been here
00:02:57You'll meet your husband there, okay?
00:02:59You're gonna meet your husband
00:03:00So you won't have the same husband
00:03:01That's illegal
00:03:03Okay, I love you so much
00:03:04I love you, bye
00:03:05Bye
00:03:10You're weak
00:03:11Fly right by
00:03:13Oh god
00:03:14Okay
00:03:16It's uh
00:03:17Camp is good
00:03:18Camp is good
00:03:18Camp is good
00:03:19Camp is good
00:03:19You know, it's not too late for me to
00:03:22Throw my body in front of the moving bus
00:03:24And stop this craziness right here
00:03:26It's good for them
00:03:27We done good
00:03:42So, what do we do now?
00:03:48I literally have no idea
00:03:51I mean, we could drive to the gymnastics studio
00:03:53And just sit in the parents' waiting area
00:03:57Yeah, I don't know
00:03:58It's comforting
00:03:59It's that sound
00:04:00We could go for brunch
00:04:00We used to like brunch
00:04:01Yeah, definitely
00:04:03Oh
00:04:04We could go see a matinee
00:04:05Yeah
00:04:06Yeah
00:04:06When was the last time we went to see a matinee?
00:04:08Do they still have matinees?
00:04:09Is that still even a thing?
00:04:10Probably not
00:04:15We could make some sex
00:04:19Oh yeah, let's totally make some sex
00:04:21We could make some sex
00:04:21Yeah, this is great
00:04:24Ha ha
00:04:25Found him
00:04:28Wait, hold on
00:04:29Whoa
00:04:30We don't have to close the door
00:04:32We can be as loud as we want
00:04:34Yeah
00:04:36Oh, I am going to be so loud
00:04:39Ha ha
00:04:47Oh, oh, I am sorry
00:04:49I used to like when I had the extra pain in
00:04:51No, no, I do it
00:04:52I do it, I do it
00:04:53Okay
00:05:03You good?
00:05:04Yeah
00:05:10Oh my God
00:05:12Oh my God
00:05:16Oh, sorry, too much teeth
00:05:18No, no, no, no, no
00:05:19No, no, no, no
00:05:21I just
00:05:22I focus
00:05:23I sleep
00:05:24I'm good
00:05:29Do you want to just
00:05:41Do you want to do it?
00:05:46Oh my God
00:05:48Oh my God, I think
00:05:49Ellie, I'm coming
00:05:53Oh, me too
00:05:54I'm coming right inside you
00:05:57Oh my God
00:06:17Testicles
00:06:18Yup, they're balls
00:06:21It's
00:06:22It's the least attractive part of the male anatomy
00:06:25Yeah, and that's saying a lot
00:06:28I think this is the longest I've ever stared at a pair of these
00:06:32Do you know, I'm very uncomfortable
00:06:34Emma?
00:06:35Emma Michaels?
00:06:36Oh my God
00:06:37Martin
00:06:38Oh my God
00:06:39Oh my God
00:06:40I can't believe it's Emma Michaels
00:06:42Oh my...
00:06:43I had like the biggest crush on you in art school
00:06:45Wow, well you still have that thing where you just say things
00:06:49What?
00:06:50Without a filter
00:06:51No, I don't
00:06:52I didn't do that, did I?
00:06:53You just did, you just did it
00:06:54When you said you had a crush on you
00:06:57Oh no, it was a major crush
00:06:57I kept a journal about it
00:06:58You just did it again
00:06:59Oh no, I had photos
00:07:00In a special binder
00:07:01How the hell are you?
00:07:03I'm good, I'm fine
00:07:05I'm great
00:07:06Yeah, you married?
00:07:07Kids?
00:07:08All of the above
00:07:09Yeah, I married Josh actually
00:07:11Oh my God
00:07:12You married your boyfriend from camp
00:07:14Wow, that's so...
00:07:16Adorable
00:07:16Uh...
00:07:17I mean we...
00:07:18Well we broke up
00:07:19On and off
00:07:20Right
00:07:20You know, played the field
00:07:22Before we...
00:07:23Settled down
00:07:24And now...
00:07:24Now we have two beautiful little girls
00:07:27Let me show you their Halloween
00:07:28Oh no, no, no, no, no
00:07:29That's okay, no
00:07:30People without kids are always pretending they care to see photos of other people's kids
00:07:33But really we're just being polite
00:07:37Ah, no... no filter
00:07:39Yeah
00:07:40Oh my God
00:07:41So...
00:07:42Is this your gallon?
00:07:43Oh yeah, it's all mine
00:07:45Um...
00:07:46Yeah, I finally realized that I was far better suited to appreciate the work of others than to produce anything
00:07:50of value myself
00:07:51Um...
00:07:52Like these bad boys right here
00:07:54What do you think of these testicles?
00:08:10Like...
00:08:11Really?
00:08:12No
00:08:14Emma, what do you think?
00:08:16Honestly?
00:08:17Yeah
00:08:17I mean...
00:08:20No one really wants to look at balls
00:08:31Oh my God
00:08:33You're right
00:08:37Balls are...
00:08:39Totally gross
00:08:41Jacques
00:08:42Yeah, can you...
00:08:43Can you take this one down?
00:08:44No
00:08:44And uh...
00:08:45And those two
00:08:47And um...
00:08:50Yeah, and that one...
00:08:51Over there
00:08:52You're kidding
00:08:53No, my apologies
00:08:56I...
00:08:56Oh my God, you're crazy
00:08:59Oh my God
00:09:01Oh my God
00:09:03Sorry
00:09:04Wendy
00:09:07My name is Wendy
00:09:09Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry
00:09:13Um... Wendy, this is Marlin, we went to art school together
00:09:16Yeah
00:09:17Wendy and I are teaching this winter break art camp for at-risk youth just at the rec center down
00:09:25the street
00:09:25The kids are amazing
00:09:28This one girl, Aisha, has more talent at 15 than I like ever had
00:09:35She like blows my mind every day
00:09:37Wow
00:09:37Well I would love to come and see her work
00:09:39Yeah, you should
00:09:40Yeah
00:09:40Come by anytime
00:09:41That would give me an excuse to come see you
00:09:45I can't believe you're married
00:09:46I mean, I used to fantasize about having a bubble bath with you
00:09:49Oh, that's very specific
00:09:50Well, not naked though
00:09:51I mean, you're wearing a green bikini
00:09:53Always green for some reason
00:09:55You're doing it again
00:09:56Oh, right
00:09:57Sorry
00:09:58Oh, no
00:09:59Yes?
00:10:14Yeah
00:10:14I don't know, it seems a little, um, unnecessarily sexualized
00:10:20Huh?
00:10:22How so?
00:10:24Um, well, you can pretty much see her nipple there and, um, she's filleting a banana
00:10:33And your problem with this is?
00:10:37Well, it's, it's an ad for, for fruit
00:10:40Yeah, this is what the client wants
00:10:42Okay, have we tried to, like, gently steer the client in another direction?
00:10:51Yeah, we're gonna stick with a general approach of giving the client what they want, okay?
00:10:55Yeah, you're the packaging editor, Josh
00:10:57Just focus on editing the package
00:11:06Hey, good meeting?
00:11:11Ah, anybody here hates me
00:11:15Not me, I find you...amusing
00:11:17Kelly, what do you think of that ad right there?
00:11:19Uh, that reminds me of Gary's penis
00:11:21Look, Gary, that's the married guy
00:11:24Mm-hmm
00:11:24And, and, and his penis looks like a banana?
00:11:27Yeah, like that one
00:11:28The one on the right
00:11:31So, how often would you say you and Emma are having an orgasm?
00:11:34A, once a day, B, twice a day, C, three times a day, or D, you're constantly in an orgasmic
00:11:41fog
00:11:42Uh, oral counts and anal counts
00:11:45Well, anal definitely counts
00:11:47So, don't spare any details, I'm not squeamish
00:11:49Wait, the, the, those are the options?
00:11:52I mean, the minimum in there is, is once a day?
00:11:56Yeah, why?
00:11:58Nothing, it's just, you know, when you're married for ten years
00:12:01Uh, when you, no, see, this is exactly what I've been trying to tell you
00:12:04This monogamy is just created by a patriarchal society that totally suppresses any sexual promiscuity
00:12:10It is bullshit
00:12:11So, what? Like, once a week?
00:12:16Yeah, I mean, that sounds about right, yeah
00:12:18Are you kidding?
00:12:20What?
00:12:20Dude!
00:12:22I was kidding, you have, you have sex once a week?
00:12:25Why are you suddenly so interested in my sex life?
00:12:27Oh, don't be such a narcissist, I'm interested in everybody's sex life, especially married people
00:12:32Okay
00:12:33Wait, so this is, this is research for your, for your affair with Gary, is that?
00:12:39Forget it, I'm gonna figure it out myself
00:12:42Oh my god, what do these people want from me?
00:12:47Hello, Kelly speaking
00:12:49Oh no
00:12:51Why are you talking to me?
00:12:53I don't know
00:12:53How, you know
00:12:53Oh no
00:13:13Not really
00:13:14I don't know
00:13:14I thought that I was just sitting there
00:13:15Where you're just sitting there
00:13:16You know
00:13:17That some people want
00:13:17I don't remember
00:13:17That's not many people
00:13:18I don't know
00:13:18I don't know
00:13:18You shouldn't take it
00:13:18I don't know
00:13:19You know
00:13:45So you've gone back to layering color over here.
00:13:49Text. But this time, some of the text is illegible.
00:13:56It's interesting choices, Aisha.
00:13:59Thanks.
00:14:00So, of all your work, is there one that you'd like to try and finish?
00:14:08No, thanks.
00:14:10Then they'd just be closed.
00:14:14They'd be, like, dead.
00:14:21Okay, that's it for today.
00:14:23I'll see you tomorrow.
00:14:25Everyone grab your folders on the way up.
00:14:28Aisha.
00:14:29This is great work.
00:14:31This is really special.
00:14:34Anyone else seems to think so.
00:14:36Do you care what they think?
00:14:38Trust me.
00:14:40They're jealous.
00:14:49Yes.
00:14:50Marvlyn?
00:14:50What are you doing here?
00:14:52You invited me to see your students work.
00:14:55And I came, even though the term at-risk youth makes me very uncomfortable.
00:14:59Okay.
00:15:00Well, um, you're safe because they're all gone.
00:15:04I'm just going to get my stuff in the staff room.
00:15:10Whoa.
00:15:11What have we here?
00:15:12Oh, that's Aisha.
00:15:14That's the student I was telling you about.
00:15:15Well, you weren't kidding.
00:15:16These are terrific.
00:15:18I love the half-finished aesthetic.
00:15:20I know, right?
00:15:21She's amazing.
00:15:23You're amazing.
00:15:26That was weird.
00:15:27Yeah.
00:15:28No, this whole thing's weird.
00:15:29It's weird that I came down here.
00:15:31I should really get back to the gallery.
00:15:33You should come see me there sometime.
00:15:34It wouldn't be as...
00:15:35Weird?
00:15:36Yeah.
00:15:39Yeah.
00:15:41I'll come sometime.
00:15:42I'll just stop by.
00:15:44Okay.
00:15:45Okay.
00:15:47What?
00:15:49Okay.
00:15:50Okay, I should leave because I have an erection.
00:15:52Oh, okay.
00:15:53But don't worry.
00:15:53It might not be from the hug.
00:15:54It could be from senior students' great work.
00:15:57It's probably a little of both.
00:15:59But mostly from the hug.
00:16:00Bye.
00:16:20I have judo in 20 minutes.
00:16:23What?
00:16:25What are you thinking about?
00:16:31Not on the list.
00:16:32Not on the list, not.
00:16:33Every time you call me a little bitch, it loses impact.
00:16:38I don't even hear it anymore.
00:16:39It literally has no effect on me.
00:16:41Oh, yeah?
00:16:42How the fucktard?
00:16:42Is that better?
00:16:43What about OCD?
00:16:45Control-free gas?
00:16:45Well, shit tits!
00:16:47Oh, my God.
00:16:48You do know I can smell your breath from here, right?
00:16:51What did you eat today?
00:16:52Was it somebody's ass?
00:16:54Did you eat someone's ass for lunch?
00:16:56God damn.
00:16:58Hey.
00:16:59Oh, my gosh.
00:17:00It's Andrew and Shannon.
00:17:01Hey, guys.
00:17:03Hey.
00:17:03Did you finish your thought for Josh and Emma?
00:17:05You were saying something about my shit tits.
00:17:08Oh, we're good.
00:17:09Yeah, no, I think we're fine.
00:17:10Oh, okay.
00:17:11So, guys, how's it going?
00:17:15We're separating.
00:17:17Janice is moving out tomorrow.
00:17:19I'm sorry.
00:17:19Yeah.
00:17:20So, well, why are we separating?
00:17:23Oh, where to begin?
00:17:24Well, you could start with the lies.
00:17:26I was going to leave with the fact that you haven't touched me in two years!
00:17:30Yeah, and why would I touch you?
00:17:32All you do is tell lies!
00:17:34I was just going to ask why you guys are shopping together if you're moving out tomorrow.
00:17:42That's a great fucking question.
00:17:50Are you okay?
00:17:55Yeah.
00:17:56Yeah, I'm okay.
00:17:58The kids are devastated, and we're probably going to have to sell the house, and I'm going
00:18:06to die alone.
00:18:09Lean up, and I'll stick.
00:18:12They just, they seemed like the best couple.
00:18:15I know, I know.
00:18:17It's like, I guess things just turn on a dime so quickly.
00:18:20One day they've got that honeymoon glow, and the next day...
00:18:23Why did you lie about ejaculating the other day?
00:18:26I don't know.
00:18:29Do we lie to each other?
00:18:31No, we don't lie to each other.
00:18:33We're us, all right?
00:18:34I mean, I, I, I, I, I mean, I, I, I, I, I, I don't, I, why do you, do
00:18:38you, do you lie?
00:18:41But, uh, I mean, I sort of faked my orgasm, too.
00:18:48What?
00:18:49You, you, you, what?
00:18:50Come on, it's totally normal for a woman to fake it for a guy.
00:18:53That's fucked up.
00:18:55That's not, no, that's, that's like reverse sexism or something.
00:19:00That is a double standard, and I'm not just going to stay.
00:19:02Oh, no, I think you're avoiding the question.
00:19:03Wow.
00:19:06Look, we love each other, right?
00:19:08We're great parents together, we make a great team.
00:19:11It's just married life, you know?
00:19:13I mean, the sex becomes less important, I guess.
00:19:17Yeah, but don't you think it's weird we don't talk about it?
00:19:19Ugh, I don't, I don't know, I don't know.
00:19:22It's a can of worms.
00:19:24I mean, it's like that mango chicken stir fry you make.
00:19:30How exactly?
00:19:31Ugh.
00:19:32Well, you know, I don't love it, but I eat it, and I don't make a fuss, because that's
00:19:37just part of the deal.
00:19:43Maybe if I had had cashews?
00:19:45Let's not overreact, okay?
00:19:47We're not Andrew and Janice.
00:19:48We, we can figure this out.
00:19:51We've had many years of sex.
00:19:53Great sex.
00:19:55We know what I'm paying, right?
00:19:57Yeah, that's never been a problem for us, right?
00:20:00I mean, you know, it's not like we haven't sown our oats.
00:20:03I had sex with a reasonable amount of money.
00:20:05Okay, I know, I know.
00:20:06You don't have to go through the list.
00:20:07I had my fun, too.
00:20:08I had, I had my slutty.
00:20:10Yeah, can you, we talked about you not calling it that.
00:20:12Can we not?
00:20:13Okay, everything I've ever read, the main complaint about sex is that one person thinks of it
00:20:20more than the other.
00:20:21Okay, well then that's not our problem, right?
00:20:23Because we, we have a shared disinterest in sex, like a, like a mutual apathy.
00:20:29Yeah.
00:20:32Just, but then,
00:20:35What, what?
00:20:37I don't know.
00:20:38I, it's just, I, this is probably nothing.
00:20:42It's just these past few days, I've been thinking a lot about sex.
00:20:46Hey, that's cool.
00:20:47I get it.
00:20:48I mean, well, I've been working out more.
00:20:51I've been, I've been watching what I eat, you know, sort of, it's really, it's about portion
00:20:55control, mostly, I'm, oh, shit, you're, you've been, you, you've been thinking about the sex
00:21:02of people who aren't me.
00:21:07It's just, we have this one week, this one week to, we could fuck in every room of the
00:21:13house without the kids barging in, but we're just, we're not.
00:21:22Okay, all right, look.
00:21:28We got time, right?
00:21:29Let's not, we got like five more days, right?
00:21:32Yes.
00:21:33All right, let's fix this.
00:21:35Okay, all right.
00:21:36So, like, what are we thinking?
00:21:37Like, maybe, like, like an orgy with, like, uh.
00:21:40Butter.
00:21:41Like a vat of butter.
00:21:43Oh, now I want butter.
00:21:45Or I could get, like, uh, that enlargement surgery for my penis, for my little tiny penis.
00:21:49Stop, don't, please.
00:21:51Hey, hey.
00:21:53Whatever it takes.
00:21:59This isn't rocket science.
00:22:00Our sex has become mechanical.
00:22:03It's just, it's just unsurprising.
00:22:04Okay.
00:22:06So let's surprise each other.
00:22:25I'm just not the right person to be giving sex advice.
00:22:28I'm a serial monogamous.
00:22:30Yeah, but wasn't Tom into some weird stuff?
00:22:33Yeah.
00:22:33Didn't you tell me he was into, like...
00:22:34Furries.
00:22:34Furries.
00:22:35Done.
00:22:36Giant animal.
00:22:37Costumes that are used as mascots.
00:22:41So, okay, so you would dress up in the mascot costume and have sex?
00:22:47No.
00:22:47Oh, no.
00:22:48He was curious and he, you know, found some websites.
00:22:52I think that's as far as it went.
00:22:55I just want to do something, like, surprising.
00:23:00Something he would never expect, something, I don't know, like adventurous.
00:23:07A little freaky, but sexy, fun.
00:23:10Like, I don't know, like, like a sex swing.
00:23:15That's a thing, right?
00:23:16Sex swing?
00:23:17I mean, I've never done anything like that.
00:23:19That's...
00:23:20Or, I don't know, like, um...
00:23:23Like a threesome.
00:23:26A threesome?
00:23:27Maybe.
00:23:29Or not.
00:23:30I don't know.
00:23:30I don't know.
00:23:31Never mind.
00:23:31Forget that.
00:23:32No, no, no, no.
00:23:33It's a good idea.
00:23:34I've just, um, I don't know if we could actually go through with that.
00:23:38Uh, cause who would...
00:23:42Like, Marlon?
00:23:46No.
00:23:47Obviously not Marlon.
00:23:49That would be a terrible idea, huh?
00:23:51Yeah.
00:23:52A girl would make more sense, probably.
00:23:56Marlon?
00:23:57You sure jumped to Marlon pretty quickly.
00:24:02Are you thinking what?
00:24:06Wait, okay.
00:24:07We trust each other, so we have that.
00:24:09We're friends.
00:24:10Well, I wasn't the...
00:24:13Oh.
00:24:15Oh, shit.
00:24:18Shit, no.
00:24:19I am...
00:24:20I am so sorry.
00:24:22No, no, no.
00:24:22Don't be silly.
00:24:23No, I just...
00:24:24I mean, no, I just mean, theoretically, hypothetically speaking,
00:24:28you would be the perfect candidate if that...
00:24:32Well, just, I mean, because with another girl, it would...
00:24:35It could be weird.
00:24:36It...
00:24:36At least I know with you, Josh is totally not your type.
00:24:40No, I suppose that's...
00:24:41That's a good point.
00:24:43And, uh...
00:24:44Like, it's been a little while since you've been with Tom, right?
00:24:48Yeah, yeah.
00:24:50Have been a little lonely, I guess.
00:24:53And you've been with guys, you've been with girls.
00:24:57Yeah.
00:24:58Just not at the same time.
00:25:00Oh, yeah.
00:25:02Forget it.
00:25:03I...
00:25:04I'm joking.
00:25:08But it could be fine.
00:25:14I mean, it's crazy.
00:25:16It's totally crazy.
00:25:17Totally crazy.
00:25:19But...
00:25:20Not completely, like, stupid or gross or, you know...
00:25:25Are we doing this?
00:25:27Are we?
00:25:28I don't know.
00:25:28Okay.
00:25:29Are we?
00:25:29I don't know.
00:25:30I mean...
00:25:34Okay.
00:25:35How about this?
00:25:38Okay.
00:25:40Uh...
00:25:41Come over for dinner?
00:25:42Yes.
00:25:43Tonight?
00:25:44Okay.
00:25:45Just dinner.
00:25:46Like, no expectations.
00:25:49And...
00:25:50We'll see what...
00:25:52Happens.
00:25:55Okay?
00:25:56Yeah.
00:26:00Nope.
00:26:01No way I can't do it.
00:26:02Oh, my God.
00:26:02Can you relax?
00:26:03She might not even be into it.
00:26:05We left it open.
00:26:07Wait.
00:26:07What?
00:26:08No.
00:26:09That's...
00:26:09That's worse.
00:26:10What?
00:26:10I got to try and, like, read her signs or...
00:26:12I'm not going to have a clue what's going on.
00:26:14Oh, my God.
00:26:16I think I might have diarrhea.
00:26:17Do you feel like you have diarrhea?
00:26:19No.
00:26:19I thought this was, like, every man's fantasy.
00:26:22Oh, yeah.
00:26:22Yeah.
00:26:22In...
00:26:23In theory.
00:26:25Oh, my gosh.
00:26:26I should be getting a medal for this.
00:26:28This is, like, me being the best wife on the planet.
00:26:31Sorry.
00:26:31It's just...
00:26:31It's too much pressure.
00:26:34Okay.
00:26:34Well, you don't have to worry about it because it's just dinner.
00:26:37She's probably come to her senses.
00:26:42Oh.
00:26:46Do you have to go to the bathroom?
00:26:47I'm good.
00:26:50Are you going to stand like that?
00:26:51I'm good.
00:26:54Hi.
00:26:56Oh, thank you.
00:26:58Can I take your coat?
00:26:59Oh.
00:26:59Um, hair look out.
00:27:00Oh, yeah.
00:27:01It's kind of cold.
00:27:02Oh, my gosh.
00:27:02Your hair looks so good.
00:27:06Hi.
00:27:06Oh, look at this.
00:27:07Thank you so much.
00:27:08So nice.
00:27:08Thank you so much on the wrong one.
00:27:10So, Wendy.
00:27:11What's up?
00:27:12What's up?
00:27:13I was just nervous.
00:27:15Yeah.
00:27:15Just really nervous.
00:27:16I just feel like I might have...
00:27:19Diarrhea.
00:27:20Right?
00:27:22Put on too much makeup.
00:27:24What I was going to say.
00:27:26No.
00:27:27No?
00:27:27No.
00:27:28Your eyes look amazing.
00:27:30Oh.
00:27:30Your skin.
00:27:31You look so pretty.
00:27:32Thanks.
00:27:35Um, so...
00:27:36Um, Emma, I should say something in the spirit of full disclosure.
00:27:42Um, when we first met, I...
00:27:50Oh, my goodness.
00:27:51I'm so scared of what this might be.
00:27:53Oh, it's nothing.
00:27:53It's nothing.
00:27:53It's nothing.
00:27:54Uh, okay.
00:27:55I just, when we first met, I kind of had a, uh, a crush on you.
00:27:59A little.
00:28:00Oh, my gosh.
00:28:03I mean, come on.
00:28:05Who wouldn't?
00:28:06You're so confident, and funny, and sexy, and...
00:28:12Oh, my goodness.
00:28:15I mean, you're sexy, too.
00:28:19Huh.
00:28:21I know we said we weren't gonna have any expectations about tonight.
00:28:27Yeah, so...
00:28:35I really, really want to fuck you.
00:28:40Okay, I'm going to take your clothes.
00:28:45Okay.
00:28:47Let's get this off.
00:28:49There you go.
00:28:51Oh.
00:28:57Oh, my God.
00:29:05Mmm.
00:29:06It smells so good.
00:29:09It's my moisturizer.
00:29:14It's from Costco.
00:29:15Oh, my God, I'm the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.
00:29:26Josh is cute too, right?
00:29:30Yeah.
00:29:33Hello.
00:29:36Do I have consent to go down on you?
00:29:39Yes.
00:29:48Oh, my gosh.
00:30:05No!
00:30:09Okay.
00:30:12So...
00:30:15So I'm just going to hang back a little bit here.
00:30:20And you just let me know when a good time would be.
00:30:36Oh, my God, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
00:30:54Oh, my God.
00:30:57I don't know what happened to you. She just got... really intense.
00:31:02Yeah, super intense. I knew this was a bad idea.
00:31:06You knew it was a bad idea? Is it my fault? It's not my fault.
00:31:09No, no, no, no, of course not. No.
00:31:11No, I mean, it seemed like it was promising at the beginning.
00:31:14It seemed like, you know, something was happening.
00:31:18It seemed like you weren't it.
00:31:21Well, no, I mean, yeah, I was.
00:31:24I mean, because, you know, it was exciting. It was new, right?
00:31:26It was, she was very attractive.
00:31:28Yeah, she came to the house and washed her right now.
00:31:30Of course, she's right now.
00:31:32Okay.
00:31:34So.
00:31:37So, so what do we do?
00:31:39Yeah.
00:31:39Okay.
00:31:41Try something else.
00:31:42Just, you do the surprising this time.
00:31:45Okay.
00:31:47Okay.
00:31:52Good morning, lovely.
00:31:53Good morning.
00:31:56Good morning.
00:31:58Good morning.
00:32:14What's the craziest thing sexually you've ever done?
00:32:17Craziest thing I ever did.
00:32:18Yeah.
00:32:19I fucked a dead girl once.
00:32:22Oh my God, really?
00:32:23No, but I would if she was super hot.
00:32:26You know what?
00:32:27Forget it.
00:32:28I'm sorry I asked.
00:32:28Oh, and I went to a swinger's party one time.
00:32:32Everyone was having sex everywhere.
00:32:34Yeah, it was dirty.
00:32:36Sexy, though.
00:32:37Skeevy.
00:32:39Nasty.
00:32:44Nasty lounge?
00:32:46Yeah.
00:32:47That's clever, right?
00:32:48I think it's, it's like tongue-in-cheek.
00:32:50It's gross.
00:32:52This whole thing is gross.
00:32:56Is there really nowhere else we could go?
00:32:58Babe, babe, it's not like going for dim sum.
00:32:59Okay, this is not a lot of choice here.
00:33:01There's one sex club.
00:33:02This is it.
00:33:03Come on, let's go.
00:33:04It's going to be fun.
00:33:11So you, uh, you don't have like a daily, like a guest pass available?
00:33:15Okay.
00:33:16Okay, then.
00:33:16I guess, um, to one-year memberships.
00:33:20Okay.
00:33:22That'll be $300 each.
00:33:24Plus a one-time initiation fee of $50.
00:33:26Oh, and there's a mandatory $27 co-check fee charge.
00:33:30And, of course, the cover charge.
00:33:32I don't need to know.
00:33:34Just, uh, run that, whatever you need.
00:33:36It's fine.
00:33:58Could be worse.
00:33:59Yeah.
00:34:00No, no, no.
00:34:01I think, uh, I think this looks promising.
00:34:23Excuse me.
00:34:24Oh.
00:34:26oh hi we're very flattered but we're we're not interested it's not it's not you guys
00:34:35you'd like some cheese yeah of course help yourself he just wants some cheese
00:34:44oh my god okay no no what are you two beautiful people drinking tonight
00:34:50oh my god finally hi sorry thank you for breaking the ice nervous it's our first time never ordered
00:34:59a drink before don't worry we could take it slow thank you I'll have a tomato juice me too cool
00:35:07here's a tip um find the red curtain for the higher-end members I think you might get in
00:35:21I mean that looks like a red curtain that's definitely a red curtain higher-end should
00:35:26we tell her to bring the tomato juice in there is that I mean I feel bad if we run
00:35:30into her later
00:35:30and just been carrying it around she knows we're high-end what would we say to her I told him
00:35:35I'm
00:35:36sorry for marriage with Finn and that the only way to save it is to rekindle our sex life by
00:35:41getting
00:35:41our train of just an eye-end
00:35:43oh
00:35:43interesting
00:35:44oh
00:35:45oh
00:35:46oh
00:35:47oh
00:35:50oh
00:35:51oh
00:35:51oh
00:35:51oh
00:35:51oh
00:35:52oh
00:35:54oh
00:35:57oh
00:35:58oh
00:35:58oh
00:35:59oh
00:36:00oh
00:36:00oh
00:36:01oh
00:36:01oh
00:36:02oh
00:36:03oh
00:36:04oh
00:36:04oh
00:36:11there you go
00:36:12just take your time
00:36:13have fun
00:36:14oh my god
00:36:15oh my god we need to go now
00:36:17what?
00:36:17we need to leave now
00:36:18why?
00:36:18because
00:36:19Emma?
00:36:24no
00:36:25I
00:36:26no
00:36:28I didn't see your name on any of the newsletters
00:36:31hey Arthur
00:36:32hey Josh
00:36:33hey
00:36:33hey have you heard from the girls that are they having fun at camp?
00:36:37well we haven't heard a peep
00:36:38but you know what they say when they're at camp no news is good news
00:36:40yeah
00:36:41yeah
00:36:42um
00:36:42are they taking the bus home or are you gonna pick them up?
00:36:46you know I think picking up is probably the best
00:36:49it's part of the experience
00:36:50dad
00:36:50what
00:36:51trust me
00:36:52I am
00:36:53way more embarrassed than you are
00:36:55what makes you assume that?
00:36:57well for one thing
00:37:00this isn't real leather
00:37:01because you know how it stains
00:37:03it's really hard to
00:37:04so um
00:37:05I had to use vinyl
00:37:06and it uh
00:37:08just doesn't work with my uh character
00:37:11does mom not?
00:37:13oh
00:37:13oh god
00:37:14Arthur Arthur
00:37:15hey this is none of our business
00:37:17thank you
00:37:17we're not gonna say a word to Marge
00:37:20we promise
00:37:21oh go ahead
00:37:22she's right over there
00:37:26oh my god
00:37:27this is not happening
00:37:29this is not happening
00:37:30well I guess now you know
00:37:33um
00:37:35what we were doing when we said we were playing bridge with the Wassermans
00:37:40what
00:37:41to tell you the truth
00:37:41we haven't actually seen them since the 80s
00:37:43oh my god
00:37:43dad
00:37:44why are you acting so casual
00:37:46is this not the most mortifying experience of your life?
00:37:51I've had worse
00:37:52worse?
00:37:53yeah
00:37:53I don't know how we're ever gonna talk again
00:37:58what am I gonna come over and bring the kids and
00:38:01what?
00:38:01have lunch
00:38:02this is it
00:38:04this is we have to part ways
00:38:05just hang on there judgy judgerton
00:38:08you've seen me naked millions of times
00:38:11not since I was six
00:38:12Emma
00:38:13can we please talk
00:38:15please
00:38:16please
00:38:17hi
00:38:18oh my god
00:38:19Wendy
00:38:19I have not stopped thinking about last night
00:38:22okay
00:38:22I don't know what you think happened
00:38:24but something happened
00:38:25and we need to talk about it alone
00:38:27it's you and me
00:38:28what's going on with you?
00:38:29what are you doing here?
00:38:29this giraffe
00:38:32don't
00:38:32don't be Tom
00:38:34don't be Tom
00:38:35Tom
00:38:35are you serious that you followed me here?
00:38:37that is a blatant violation of privacy
00:38:40I'm sorry didn't you follow us here Wendy?
00:38:43I followed Emma
00:38:43I'm sorry
00:38:44is this your new girlfriend?
00:38:46the one who stole you away from me?
00:38:47oh wait
00:38:48tell me that
00:38:48she doesn't even have a penis
00:38:49I didn't steal anyone
00:38:50I'm not her girlfriend
00:38:52I broke up weeks ago
00:38:52and I told you I am free to fornicate with whomever I choose
00:38:57okay wait
00:38:58is it a guy?
00:38:59don't put your finger
00:38:59is this the one you had a threesome with?
00:39:00whoa no excuse me
00:39:02we didn't even touch each other
00:39:03that I swear to god
00:39:04that was not
00:39:05you watched?
00:39:06I'm gonna use my thumbs to crush your eyes
00:39:08into their socket
00:39:09no
00:39:10back away from her
00:39:12bubbles
00:39:13no
00:39:14no
00:39:15whoa
00:39:15oh my god
00:39:17go get out of here
00:39:18go go
00:39:19Emma
00:39:26what was that?
00:39:27oh no that was
00:39:28that was crazy
00:39:30that was my dad
00:39:31yeah I know
00:39:33I know
00:39:33did you pick up on what he was saying about us going up to camp on Sunday to pick up
00:39:37the girls
00:39:37he's planning a surprise anniversary party for us
00:39:39Josh
00:39:40I know you
00:39:40we had issues before
00:39:43but I don't know how we're gonna process this
00:39:46your dad
00:39:46no listen
00:39:47I think it's good your mom and dad have an active sex life after all
00:39:50and what have we done to Wendy?
00:39:52wait
00:39:53wait that's
00:39:53is that our fault?
00:39:54I mean she was a relatively normal person before last night
00:39:57I just know
00:39:58before we ran into your parents
00:39:59I think things were
00:40:00were going okay
00:40:01right?
00:40:02there was stuff happening there
00:40:03don't you see
00:40:04our plans keep getting messed up by external forces
00:40:07last night it was Wendy
00:40:08tonight was your dad
00:40:10we need something that's just us
00:40:12yes
00:40:12something private
00:40:14white
00:40:14like
00:40:15intimate
00:40:16yeah
00:40:19maybe we should do ecstasy
00:40:23yeah
00:40:24right
00:40:24because I'm so great with the drugs
00:40:26you know I get it all in my head
00:40:27and it messes with
00:40:29and there was the time when we took the mushrooms
00:40:30when we were camping at Rolling River
00:40:32and I got poison ivy on my butt
00:40:34yeah because you took off all your clothes
00:40:36and you ran through the forest naked
00:40:38it was very freeing
00:40:40well I don't want to be free
00:40:41I don't ever want to leave the house again
00:40:43after what I saw tonight
00:40:45okay
00:40:47okay let's
00:40:48let's try the ecstasy
00:40:52do you know where to get the ecstasy?
00:40:57like where did you even
00:40:58like at
00:41:00rave parties?
00:41:02let you in at a rave party?
00:41:04like a dark alley
00:41:04you're going to have to get it in an alley
00:41:06in the dark
00:41:07I got this
00:41:13how do you got it?
00:41:14I got it
00:41:15you don't
00:41:16I got this
00:41:17okay
00:41:30hey oh yo you
00:41:31you look shifty
00:41:33no I'm not
00:41:34I'm not
00:41:34what do you want?
00:41:36ah
00:41:36I was wondering if
00:41:37uh
00:41:38if you could
00:41:40score me some x
00:41:42are you a narc?
00:41:43what?
00:41:44you sound like a really bad narc from the 90s
00:41:47why did
00:41:48did I say it wrong?
00:41:54whatever
00:41:55can you hook me up?
00:41:59what makes you think I have it?
00:42:01what?
00:42:02I don't
00:42:02no I don't know
00:42:03because you're like a young person
00:42:05you're like a modern woman
00:42:08and you like to have a good time
00:42:11what? so you think I just carry around MDMA
00:42:14on my person?
00:42:15at work?
00:42:16on a Thursday?
00:42:19ah god now
00:42:21when you say it like that
00:42:22I realize it was stupid
00:42:23ah I'm an idiot
00:42:24I'm sorry
00:42:25forget it
00:42:30so what?
00:42:31so all that then was
00:42:32that was just you busting my balls
00:42:34like you're torturing me
00:42:34yeah
00:42:35yeah
00:42:36your eyeballs were twitching
00:42:37it was gross
00:42:38but I kinda liked it
00:42:39bye Natasha
00:42:40bye Keanu
00:42:44okay
00:42:45shading
00:42:47shading
00:42:48see you tomorrow
00:42:52I'm sad
00:42:53because you said you'd come by the gallery
00:42:55and you never came
00:42:56oh shit
00:42:57okay I'm sorry
00:42:58I just said things have been kind of crazy with that
00:43:00okay that's enough small talk
00:43:02I mostly came back for these
00:43:03I want these in my gallery now
00:43:06the artist I was showing came by the gallery today
00:43:08and saw that I
00:43:10I took down his scrotums
00:43:11he wasn't happy
00:43:12so he pulled everything
00:43:13now my gallery's empty
00:43:14I desperately need something to show
00:43:16I
00:43:16you'd be saving my ass
00:43:18wait are you kidding?
00:43:20you're serious?
00:43:22I mean
00:43:23this is incredible
00:43:24I'd have to
00:43:26check with Aisha
00:43:27but I'm sure she'd be thrilled
00:43:28yes
00:43:30oh my god
00:43:31you have no idea
00:43:32what kind of impact this could have on her
00:43:34okay
00:43:36we'll bring them by tomorrow
00:43:37and I'll use
00:43:37as many
00:43:39as I can fit
00:43:40you're serious
00:43:41oh my god
00:43:43hello?
00:43:45yeah no
00:43:46I understand
00:43:46I had an epiphany though
00:43:48open Saturday
00:43:50no
00:43:50no balls
00:43:51she's a child
00:43:55is all the water really necessary?
00:43:57well yeah
00:43:58if you don't want to die
00:43:59because I read that
00:44:00most MDMA related deaths
00:44:01are caused by dehydration
00:44:03so if we're all splayed out on the floor
00:44:05all whacked out on drugs
00:44:06then we can't make it to the
00:44:06you're kind of ruining the fun
00:44:08oh okay
00:44:08okay
00:44:09okay
00:44:09okay
00:44:11sorry
00:44:14here
00:44:14here you see that
00:44:15you see how quickly I forgot
00:44:16everything that I've read about how
00:44:18ecstasy depletes spinal fluid
00:44:20and increases the
00:44:24shhhh
00:44:25thank you
00:44:28alright
00:44:29here here
00:44:29cheers
00:44:32cheers
00:44:33good luck
00:44:35what's that work?
00:44:49how about now?
00:44:51yeah
00:44:52yeah I think I'm
00:44:53I'm feeling something
00:44:54I'm starting to feel something new
00:44:55yeah
00:44:56I'm pretty sure
00:44:57I feel something
00:44:58I think it's working
00:44:59yeah
00:45:01do you believe we thought that was it?
00:45:04back on the couch?
00:45:05oh my gosh
00:45:06I feel like we're
00:45:06we were not high at the house
00:45:08oh god
00:45:09and
00:45:09so sexy
00:45:11I mean
00:45:13we're fine
00:45:14we'll figure it out
00:45:15we're not gonna like sell a house
00:45:17and traumatize our kids
00:45:18oh my god
00:45:18we're not gonna like wake up and like
00:45:20hate each other
00:45:21that's not who we are
00:45:22god I feel really good right now
00:45:23we're so good at figuring things out
00:45:24like I know
00:45:25I feel like I could do
00:45:27anything
00:45:27oh my god
00:45:28I feel like we could do anything
00:45:30more
00:45:30I feel like everything
00:45:31we
00:45:32you know what?
00:45:33we just made everything so
00:45:34I mean we're nice to see what's happening
00:45:36I don't even feel like we're too serious about the sex stuff
00:45:38oh god
00:45:38when we were at university we said I fucked everywhere
00:45:40we like had sex in my car
00:45:42and my parents
00:45:42oh my god my parents
00:45:43they're paying for the parents' kitchen
00:45:44when they were sleeping
00:45:45oh and you were
00:45:46we pretend you were a girl guide
00:45:47and that I was hungry
00:45:48a month too old
00:45:50but then I was
00:45:50oh
00:45:51yeah and then we kissed you
00:45:52oh man we kissed all the time
00:45:53oh my god and you're a dick
00:45:54you
00:45:55you always said you enjoyed my teeth
00:45:57even though it wasn't huge
00:45:59even though it wasn't huge
00:45:59but I have a slim vagina right?
00:46:01you have a slim vagina
00:46:02you have a slim vagina
00:46:03you have so much vagina
00:46:03as anyone had ever seen
00:46:04I know it was a perfect fit
00:46:05there's like puzzle pieces
00:46:06that fit together
00:46:08I want to kiss you
00:46:09I want to kiss you
00:46:10I want to kiss you
00:46:11oh my god
00:46:13oh my god
00:46:13oh my god you taste so good
00:46:14that's my winter mint gum
00:46:29oh my god
00:46:32you done?
00:46:33I can't believe I just did that
00:46:34oh my god
00:46:34oh my god
00:46:36Um, um, uh, it's okay, we could just recharge the batteries.
00:46:47No, okay, everything I read said, you know, there's erectile dysfunction issues on ecstasy.
00:46:52I mean, we were lucky to get one erection, we're not going to get two.
00:46:55I'm sure we can try.
00:46:56No, please don't do that, please don't, don't, don't.
00:46:57Okay, sorry.
00:46:59Just don't think about it, just, I'll wait.
00:47:06Fine.
00:47:07I'm really sorry.
00:47:09Oh my god, please don't apologize.
00:47:10Oh, really?
00:47:11So you're not, like, totally frustrated right now?
00:47:14No, I mean, I'm a little frustrated.
00:47:18Oh my god, you are frustrated, I knew this, I fucked the whole thing up.
00:47:22We can still do this.
00:47:24No, that's, see, that's pressuring me, that's putting pressure on me and I don't function well under pressure, you know
00:47:29what?
00:47:29Can you stop yelling at me?
00:47:30You know what, I can't stop thinking about that comment you made earlier about my penis.
00:47:35When I complimented it?
00:47:36Uh, by calling it not huge?
00:47:39Oh my god, oh no, no, I'm leaking, I'm leaking spinal fluid.
00:47:44It's semen.
00:47:45Oh, I don't feel right.
00:47:46It's not spinal fluid.
00:47:48I don't, I, I, my head hurts and I'm, I, I, I'm having, like, fucking back spasms.
00:47:51Okay, can you just calm down?
00:47:53We're not the couple that yells at each other, okay?
00:47:55Right.
00:47:56Just calm down.
00:47:57When we have a problem, we fix it.
00:47:59Yeah.
00:48:00Or we compromise.
00:48:03I know what that is.
00:48:04I know what, I know what you're doing there.
00:48:05If you want to say something, just say it to me.
00:48:07I mean, you say that, it's like you're saying, I know what you're saying, it's like you think
00:48:10that you're the only one of us who compromises.
00:48:12That's not what I meant.
00:48:13Mm-hmm.
00:48:13Okay, but maybe we should stop playing games.
00:48:17Maybe we should just speak our mind.
00:48:19Great.
00:48:19You want me to speak my mind, motherfucking, speak my mind?
00:48:22Calmly!
00:48:23Speak my, I'm losing my fucking mind, you know?
00:48:25I'm losing it because the kids are coming home from camp, and then we're back to like
00:48:31our normal routine, and then this was our one chance, you know, our one chance to prove
00:48:36that we could do this, that we're not, I don't know, what, like sexually incompatible
00:48:40or something.
00:48:40You think I'm not terrified?
00:48:42You think I'm not lying in bed at night worried about why we're not fucking, that we're going
00:48:47to end up like Andrew and Janice in the goddamn grocery store?
00:48:51You think this is just you?
00:48:55Do you not see that my heart is breaking just a little more every single day?
00:49:09We're great parents together, right?
00:49:12And we got the friendship thing down.
00:49:15It's just, it's just one piece that we, I don't know, I mean, I think, maybe we made
00:49:23a mistake.
00:49:28Yeah, maybe we did.
00:49:30Yeah.
00:49:30Wait, what are you, what are you doing?
00:49:34What are you, what are you doing?
00:49:36I don't know, I just gotta, clear my head, get my thoughts together, I'm gonna go to a
00:49:42hotel.
00:49:43You can, what are you, you're gonna, what, what, what, why, why, why, why, why?
00:49:48I don't know, I don't know what the fuck to do, I don't know, I don't think we're gonna,
00:49:51I don't think we're gonna get anywhere here tonight with both of us just confused and paranoid.
00:50:03Paranoid?
00:50:03Is that what you think?
00:50:04You're talking about me, right?
00:50:05You said we, but you meant me.
00:50:06You think that I'm being paranoid?
00:50:07Is that what you're saying?
00:50:09Please don't go, okay?
00:50:11There was a mis, we're not the couple that does that, we don't like walk out on each other
00:50:16in the middle of a fight.
00:50:16No, no, we're not, we're not the couple who invites their friend to a fucking threesome,
00:50:21and we're not the couple who take ecstasy to try and have sex.
00:50:26I know.
00:50:26Or have crushes on people the week we're supposed to have, no leggings.
00:50:34I'm sorry, did you just say that we have crushes?
00:50:37I'm, I don't, I'm, I don't.
00:50:39It's nothing, it's just a stupid fucking crush.
00:50:43It's just this timing that obviously is saying something, it's just freaking me out.
00:50:49Whoa, who is it?
00:50:55It's Marlin.
00:50:57Marlin?
00:50:58Marlin from art school?
00:51:00Marlin, the gallery thing you got?
00:51:01Yes, it's stupid.
00:51:03Oh, okay.
00:51:04So what, you guys, all week you guys have been like flirting and stuff?
00:51:10No, I mean, a little.
00:51:17Maybe.
00:51:18Okay.
00:51:19Can I get some details on that?
00:51:21Just, like, details about what that means?
00:51:24No, because that's a really bad idea.
00:51:26I think it's actually a really good idea, because I need to hear it, and you just said you were
00:51:30going to push it wrong.
00:51:30Well, I don't know what you're going to hear, because there's also no details.
00:51:32I had, you want the details?
00:51:33Yes!
00:51:34I had a, a daydream about him.
00:51:39Daydream.
00:51:40That's it.
00:51:41Is that like, that code for like a sex fantasy?
00:51:48Uh, yeah, I guess, I guess that's what it is.
00:51:51Wow.
00:51:51Yeah.
00:51:52Wow.
00:51:53Okay, so.
00:51:54Now you know.
00:51:55In this, like, fantasy, did he, like, kiss you?
00:52:00In the fantasy.
00:52:01Yeah, inside the fantasy, did he kiss you?
00:52:03Yes.
00:52:04Wow.
00:52:05He did.
00:52:06Right.
00:52:07Like, was it like a very, like a, tonguey hot kiss?
00:52:13Well, it was in a fantasy, so it was like a, you know, my fantasy, it was a pretty hot
00:52:20kiss.
00:52:20With Marlon.
00:52:21And what else did he do, did he do to you in the fantasy?
00:52:25I don't think you really want to know this.
00:52:26No, I definitely want to know, and I want you to tell him, I just want to know, it's cool.
00:52:29Just tell me what he did to you in the fantasy.
00:52:31What he did to me in the fantasy, he, uh, he lifted me up on the desk, and he took
00:52:36my panties off.
00:52:38I, they were much nicer than I was actually wearing.
00:52:42You're right.
00:52:42And then he came and he.
00:52:44Stop it!
00:52:45It's good, it's good, I get it, you're right, that was a really bad idea.
00:52:52And, and you were right that we are not going to figure this out tonight.
00:52:56Josh.
00:52:56No.
00:52:57And you were right that we need space, so I'm.
00:52:59Oh my God.
00:53:00I'm giving us some space.
00:53:02Where are you going?
00:53:04Josh.
00:53:16Fucking nose.
00:53:22Ugh.
00:53:24Oh my God.
00:53:48Oh, dude, you partied on a school night, wow, oh, you look really creepy, super fucking
00:53:56sketchy. It's actually really embarrassing. Hey, Josh, I need you to clean that up and
00:54:01go home. Yeah, well, there it is. Fog of the morning after. You know, I should have warned
00:54:10you. It's what happens when you have an evening of euphoria and crazy sex. Would you stop at
00:54:16the sec? There was no sex, okay? Emma and I, we took the ecstasy because our relationship
00:54:20is falling apart because our sex life is a shambles, right? There, you said it. Oh.
00:54:29Okay, uh, well, first of all, it's called Molly. When you say the ecstasy, it's very embarrassing
00:54:34for both of us. And I'm guessing it's still in your system because it's doing something
00:54:38that was surprisingly, uh, honest. I'm sorry. Come on, tell me what happened last night.
00:54:49Okay. It was, uh, it was really bad. It was a disaster. She told me that she has a crush
00:54:54on this old flame of hers. Okay. It's still only normal people have crushes all the time.
00:54:58Yeah, but she's been working with the guy all week, and now she's worried that she's gonna
00:55:01maybe, like, do it with him or something. Oh. We spent the night at a dingy motel room.
00:55:08Yeah. It's pretty fucking tragic. Yeah. It's the first time since I met her. I just have
00:55:14no clue what's going on in her head. Yeah. Well, you should probably do something about
00:55:20that. I know. That's what I was thinking. Yeah, maybe like a romantic gesture or something.
00:55:25Hey, you think I should make her jealous. Uh, no. I don't think you should do that.
00:55:30Yeah, because she's never been jealous before. She's not only the jealous type. That's just
00:55:33because I've never posed a threat. Okay. What you're suggesting is juvenile, manipulative,
00:55:37and mean-spirited. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's gonna work. No. Look, I happen to be a master
00:55:41at romantic manipulation, okay? I am not proud of it. Oh, my God. I am so proud of it. I'm
00:55:45just
00:55:45kidding. And what is... You know what I'm saying? This is totally crazy. I recognize this is an
00:55:48unconventional approach. It sounds crazy coming out of my mouth. What are you doing with that phone?
00:55:51But I really think that this is gonna work because, yeah, I feel her slipping away, you know,
00:55:55and I gotta do whatever it takes to get her back, right? It doesn't make me a bad person. Does
00:55:58that make me a bad person?
00:55:59It doesn't make you a bad... Oh, my God. Josh. Josh, listen to me. Every single person
00:56:03born after 1990 is trained in these very arts. Put the phone down. Put it down. Hang up the phone.
00:56:11I need you to do this for me. What? No. No. I'm not touching the phone. Nope.
00:56:16I think it looks really good. Hold on. I'm sorry. Just wait a second.
00:56:21Thank God you called. Look. I don't want to... Hello? Oh, sorry. Who is this?
00:56:29This is Emma. Who's this? Oh, jeez. I'm so sorry. I think I might have asked
00:56:35I'll do it on Josh's phone. Who is this? It's Kelly from Josh's work. Josh. Oh, my God. Come here.
00:56:44I think I might have asked Emma on your phone. I'm so sorry.
00:56:48I'm such a dumb slut sometimes.
00:56:50That's good. That's good. Hey. Sorry about that.
00:56:56Hey. Um...
00:56:58How are you feeling?
00:57:01After last night?
00:57:02Uh, I don't know. I've been better.
00:57:06What'd I say about Marlon?
00:57:08I just... I really don't want to hear about Marlon right now.
00:57:11I know. I'm sorry.
00:57:12I... It was a mistake. I didn't mean to call you. I, uh, I gotta go. Um, we're just gonna
00:57:19go grab some dinner.
00:57:22Oh. Okay. You... You have dinner plans?
00:57:25It's like a private work thing. So, um, anyway, I gotta go. Bye.
00:57:38Well, that's done.
00:57:45I feel dirty.
00:57:48What did I just do?
00:57:50I believe my words were mean-spirited, juvenile, and manipulative.
00:57:53How could you let me do that?
00:57:56I... I actually warned you. I have a gift. It's guided by a higher power. There's nothing I can do
00:58:00about it.
00:58:01The situation is 100% on you.
00:58:06Oh.
00:58:12Like, it's-it's looking pretty good, right? I mean, we can come back tomorrow and make some last-minute adjustments
00:58:18if we want to, but I don't know. I think we're pretty much-we're ready to go.
00:58:22Oh. You got any dinner plans?
00:58:27You know I'm married, right? So what the fuck is wrong with you?
00:58:31Well, I-I-I thought that three of us could grab some dinner. You, me, and Josh, if you don't
00:58:38already have plans, but, uh, really forget it. I'm-I'm-I'm sorry.
00:58:43No.
00:58:44You know what? I don't even want to have dinner with you. Either of you. I-I hate dinner. I,
00:58:50uh, totally was-was joking. I don't even eat, so that's-whatever I did, I didn't mean it. I'm truly
00:58:56sorry, and please don't be mad at me.
00:59:00No, it's not you. I'm really sorry. But I just made everything really awkward.
00:59:06Well, welcome to my world. The-the world of awkward. Awkward world. The-the wonderful world of awkward.
00:59:15Just stop. Look, Josh and I just have-we're just going through something right now, so we can't go for
00:59:22dinner.
00:59:23It's just we've always been able to talk it through. Always.
00:59:28Yeah, I believe it. You can eat that.
00:59:31And-but-I-I-he screwed up. I told him I had a crush. Ugh.
00:59:39You have a crush?
00:59:40I told him I was having intense sexual fantasies about you when we were in an ecstasy-fueled meltdown, teeming
00:59:46with paranoia and anxiety.
00:59:49I-I'm just a horrible person. Stupid person.
00:59:53Well, he's not exactly being a saint. You know, trying to make you jealous with that phone call tonight? With
01:00:01that girl from work?
01:00:01Now, when you say fantasies- Wait, you think he was trying to make me jealous, like on purpose?
01:00:08Yeah. Seemed pretty obvious from what you were saying. But when you say sexual, what exactly are we- Oh
01:00:16my god.
01:00:16That is so unlike him. That's-I can't believe you would do that. I mean, that's something I did in
01:00:288th grade when I was an idiot. It's so mean. Oh my god.
01:00:36I-oh my god. Am I-is he an idiot? Am I married to an idiot? Have I been married
01:00:43to an idiot for like 10 years and didn't know it?
01:00:45I mean, all's fair in love and war. Or so they say. I mean, I-I personally don't advocate for,
01:00:52um, idiocy in-in love or-or-or-or-or-
01:00:57I mean, I don't know how I could have not seen that, though.
01:01:00You could fight fire with fire. You know? Make him jealous, too.
01:01:07Oh my god. I'll be-I'll be back.
01:01:12Hey, was I wearing anything specific in the-in the-
01:01:18It's a blessing, Anne. But, you know, I'm just so good at it. I look so cute doing it.
01:01:22Yeah.
01:01:23Oh shit. She looks pissed.
01:01:25Uh, okay. Well, I'm gonna-I'm gonna hang back.
01:01:27Honey, look. I know.
01:01:30So I-oh! Ow! You said you slapped me?
01:01:34Just with a mitten.
01:01:34Marlon, what is wrong with you? Trying to make me jealous?
01:01:39Is that-that's what we are now?
01:01:41No, look.
01:01:41Like, 12-year-olds?
01:01:43I regressed. I did something stupid. I know that.
01:01:45But it's because I'm not in my mind and I-I didn't know what to do.
01:01:48But don't you see? You saw through that bullshit.
01:01:50You're-you know me better than anybody. You saw right through it.
01:01:52You're still kidding.
01:01:53No, but I-I didn't. I never would have known if Marlon didn't say that you were doing this stupid
01:01:59thing.
01:02:00Marlon? So are you-so you're just with Marlon now?
01:02:04I was at the gallery, setting up for the show. You know, don't turn this into-
01:02:09Hold on, I'm just trying-I'm trying to understand how that conversation must have played out.
01:02:11So you would have had to have, like, told him about our issues, about our private personal sexual issues?
01:02:17We were having dinner. I was upset. I had to talk to somebody.
01:02:21I see. I get-I get what this is. You, uh...
01:02:28You-I made you jealous and so now you're making me jealous.
01:02:31Oh my God. Seriously?
01:02:35This is crazy. That was Marlon's suggestion.
01:02:39Why does every man suddenly think that that's a good idea?
01:02:43Marlon suggested that you should make me jealous, right?
01:02:46That's what you're saying? He suggested that you make me jealous.
01:02:48can we have a conversation like a normal human conversation when did we transform into crazy
01:02:55people and by we i mean you what is can i just say something tell me the truth did marlon
01:03:02come
01:03:02over to the house after i left last night oh my god did he like did he kiss you did
01:03:09he what was
01:03:10it did he lift you up on the desk and pull off your panties and pet it yes he did
01:03:13yes we had
01:03:15angry angry sex on our marital bed and he he drilled me so hard and i got i got hungry
01:03:22no no then i
01:03:23ordered pizza yeah yeah i banged the pizza guy too and then there was also a plumber and the plumber
01:03:30did that thing that thing that they do in the pornos where all the the jizz all over my i
01:03:38couldn't even
01:03:38see and it was like all the things in all the pornos wow are you seeing of course i didn't
01:03:46do
01:03:46anything i don't know i don't know i don't know what to think
01:03:53you're walking away
01:03:56you're getting in your car you're starting your car
01:04:03and you driving around
01:04:06and you driving around
01:04:06and you driving around
01:04:28jesus fuck
01:04:31What are you doing here on a Saturday?
01:04:36Wait, don't you have your wife's gallery showy thing tonight?
01:04:39You're going to that, right?
01:04:41No.
01:04:41Tell me you're going to that.
01:04:44Okay.
01:04:45So, if you're not going to go see your wife tonight, what are you going to do?
01:04:50Oh, I think I'd order Indian food, watch some TV, possibly kill myself.
01:04:56Alright.
01:04:57You're coming to a party with me. Come on.
01:04:59There's no way that that is happening.
01:05:02Yeah, you need the distraction.
01:05:04Yeah, you know what, I'm just going to stick with the suicide plan.
01:05:07I think so, for offering.
01:05:10It's going to be fun.
01:05:11Yeah, a bunch of millennials posting photos of themselves, no thank you.
01:05:15No, it's actually going to be a bunch of hipsters drinking craft beer out of mason jars.
01:05:20Oh my god, that's so much worse.
01:05:24You got your car with you?
01:05:27Yeah, why?
01:05:28Great.
01:05:29You're going to take me to the party.
01:05:32Uh...
01:05:32Come on, you're not going to get these back until you come with me.
01:05:36Oh.
01:05:37See where it's going?
01:05:39Let's go.
01:05:40Oh my god.
01:05:40Oh.
01:05:42It's really gross.
01:05:44You can just keep all that stuff.
01:05:46I don't need those things.
01:05:47Let's go, Josh.
01:05:50Do I have to?
01:05:58Josh, where the hell are you?
01:05:59You're not at the motel.
01:06:01You're not at home.
01:06:02Your car's not in the driveway.
01:06:04I need to get back to the gallery.
01:06:06Just can you please call me back?
01:06:08Oh shit.
01:06:21You're her husband.
01:06:25Congratulations.
01:06:27Another new husband.
01:06:28You want some art to celebrate.
01:06:29I always, always appreciate it when you buy something with each.
01:06:33Because I think we've still got a couple paintings.
01:06:35That one might be available, I'm not sure.
01:06:37This one I just sold for an exorbitant amount of money.
01:06:39That guy did not see me coming.
01:06:44Nobody believes the artist is 15.
01:06:47She's selling like hotcakes.
01:06:49Which is a very confusing expression because I don't know about you but after like one hotcake I'm totally full.
01:07:03I'm so sorry.
01:07:04I have to get out of here.
01:07:08Yeah, I'll walk you.
01:07:19Okay, look.
01:07:20I got you here safe.
01:07:21I'm gonna go now.
01:07:22Okay?
01:07:22No, I'm okay.
01:07:23Put your arm around me.
01:07:24What?
01:07:25Just put your arm around me.
01:07:26Why are you doing that?
01:07:27Also, because...
01:07:28He's just...
01:07:30He's a married guy.
01:07:32He's so upstairs.
01:07:33Oh.
01:07:34Jesus Christ.
01:07:35Stop it.
01:07:35Stop staring at me.
01:07:36What?
01:07:37Okay, I just need you to keep your eyes on me, alright?
01:07:39Keep your eyes on me.
01:07:40Alright.
01:07:40Keep your eyes on me and just look at me as if I'm like I'm super hot.
01:07:43Oh my God.
01:07:44Just do it.
01:07:44Oh, I'm sorry.
01:07:45After all the shit you gave me about playing games, what the hell?
01:07:49Because you are old.
01:07:51Then you should know better.
01:07:53Oh.
01:07:53But thank God please, Josh, come on.
01:07:56It's about damage control tonight.
01:07:57Alright.
01:07:58I really need your help.
01:07:59Things all of it rock you with Gary and I just need to nudge back in there.
01:08:03I thought your generation was supposed to be like evolved and like woke.
01:08:06Don't say woke.
01:08:07What?
01:08:08You are so embarrassing.
01:08:09My God.
01:08:10Amy.
01:08:12Alright, game on.
01:08:13What?
01:08:14Grab a... grab a tip.
01:08:15No, I'm not...
01:08:16Why are you?
01:08:17I'm not doing this.
01:08:18No way.
01:08:20Fine.
01:08:22A place.
01:08:29I'm not doing so.
01:08:31Fire me up.
01:08:38You got to...
01:08:40Fire me up.
01:08:44Fire me up.
01:08:47You got to...
01:08:48Fire me up.
01:08:48She's right here.
01:08:51She's right here.
01:08:53She's right here.
01:08:54She's right here.
01:08:56She's right here.
01:08:57No, no, no!
01:09:00You never fucking listen to me!
01:09:03This is why I fucking hate you about you!
01:09:06Get the fuck out of my life!
01:09:19Hey, Callie, wait!
01:09:21I'm fine!
01:09:22No, it's fine, Josh! Leave me alone!
01:09:25Okay, just take a breath.
01:09:31I just wish we could go back
01:09:33to the way we were a week ago.
01:09:36I mean, sex was...
01:09:38non-existent, but...
01:09:41we didn't care.
01:09:44I mean, it wasn't perfect,
01:09:46but at least it was happy.
01:09:49We were happy.
01:09:51Every relationship I've ever had
01:09:53ended because the passion fizzled out.
01:09:56And the sex always suffers.
01:09:58Anyone who tells you otherwise is lying.
01:10:02I've...
01:10:03never been able to make it stick.
01:10:06But look at me.
01:10:08I'm alone.
01:10:12What?
01:10:13You want more?
01:10:14No, no, I've had enough.
01:10:15Trust me.
01:10:16I've had more than enough.
01:10:17No, you need more.
01:10:17No, don't do that.
01:10:19Oh, that's not good.
01:10:20I don't know why.
01:10:25Uh...
01:10:25God.
01:10:27Hang on.
01:10:28Just a minute.
01:10:32Hey, stop texting.
01:10:35Stop texting.
01:10:36I'm right here.
01:10:36Here.
01:10:43I'll take that.
01:10:48Here's some shit.
01:10:54I'm sorry.
01:10:55I'm...
01:10:57I'm not good at this sort of thing.
01:10:59Is that...
01:10:59Is that a...
01:11:01Like...
01:11:02Maybe...
01:11:02Are you thinking of...
01:11:03You're not thinking of kissing me, are you?
01:11:06Just...
01:11:08Uh...
01:11:09Maybe I am.
01:11:11Oh, my God.
01:11:13You are...
01:11:13I mean, I...
01:11:15Uh...
01:11:15Wow, that's...
01:11:16No, I...
01:11:18Why?
01:11:20Wait.
01:11:21Did you want to kiss me?
01:11:24No, you are...
01:11:25You are...
01:11:25Because you're...
01:11:26Well, you're clearly not in the...
01:11:28Appropriate head space to kiss anybody right now.
01:11:30What are you trying to say?
01:11:31And...
01:11:32Well, neither am I.
01:11:33I mean, I'm...
01:11:33I'm not in that space either, okay?
01:11:35Neither am I, son.
01:11:36I think he doesn't make a pretty good argument.
01:11:42Well, any woman...
01:11:43Or man...
01:11:44Would be lucky.
01:11:46Hmm.
01:12:00Okay.
01:12:02Wow.
01:12:02That was...
01:12:06Wow.
01:12:08Thanks.
01:12:10I took an online course.
01:12:11If that's any indication of what...
01:12:15Sex would be like with you, it would be like that.
01:12:20Um...
01:12:21Yeah, of course it would be.
01:12:22Of course, because I'm...
01:12:24You know...
01:12:25A vulnerable place.
01:12:26And everything's just...
01:12:28Raw.
01:12:29And, um...
01:12:30And of course it's great right now, right?
01:12:32Because...
01:12:33You're new and...
01:12:34Things with me and Josh are...
01:12:37It's probably this really distorted filter.
01:12:43So...
01:12:44No more kissing?
01:12:45I'm sorry.
01:12:48Yep.
01:12:50Oh, gosh.
01:12:52Oh, gosh.
01:12:56Oh, gosh.
01:13:18Good morning, sexy.
01:13:22Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:13:25Would you relax?
01:13:26We made out and you filled me up a little.
01:13:28That was it.
01:13:28Oh, I'm...
01:13:31I'm...
01:13:31I'm...
01:13:31I'm a monster.
01:13:32I'm a horrible person.
01:13:33I've done a very...
01:13:34Very, very bad thing.
01:13:36Dude.
01:13:37You were trying to cheer me up, okay?
01:13:39I was all conflicted over the Gary thing and you were just helping me move on.
01:13:43You're a good friend.
01:13:44I've ruined everything forever.
01:13:47Um...
01:13:49And...
01:13:50I'm...
01:13:50I'm in love with you.
01:13:58Oh.
01:14:03Hey, Kelly, I'm...
01:14:08I don't know what to say.
01:14:09I had no idea.
01:14:12Well, things between you and Emma look like they're falling apart, so...
01:14:17I just wanted you to know I'm here.
01:14:20I mean...
01:14:21We have fun together.
01:14:23We get along.
01:14:25I'm super fun.
01:14:29I think you could do a lot worse.
01:14:31Oh.
01:14:33God, no.
01:14:34I mean, of course.
01:14:35Worse.
01:14:36Look, you're...
01:14:37You're amazing.
01:14:38I know.
01:14:41So...
01:14:46I'm...
01:14:47I'm in love with Emma.
01:14:48She's the love of my life.
01:14:50I'm sorry, what was that?
01:14:52She...
01:14:54She's the one.
01:14:55She's always been the one for me.
01:14:57I'm...
01:14:57I want to be with her...
01:15:00Forever.
01:15:01I mean, no matter what.
01:15:01Tell me again.
01:15:07Oh my God!
01:15:08You...
01:15:09You're fucking with me!
01:15:11Again!
01:15:11Oh!
01:15:12It worked!
01:15:13You know what?
01:15:15You...
01:15:15You know you have a problem?
01:15:17You have a series of problems.
01:15:18You're disturbed.
01:15:19Um, I just saved your marriage.
01:15:21So you're welcome.
01:15:22Please.
01:15:22You don't even believe in marriage.
01:15:24No, just because I think monogamy is a fundamentally flawed and antiquated construct
01:15:28doesn't mean it's bullshit for everyone.
01:15:30And you have to go pick up your...
01:15:33offspring.
01:15:34Hey, is this room on your credit card?
01:15:37Yeah, why?
01:15:38Great.
01:15:38I'm gonna order room service.
01:15:39Yes.
01:15:41Oh, hey.
01:15:43Yes.
01:15:43Hey.
01:15:44Happy anniversary.
01:15:49Oh, shit.
01:15:50Right.
01:16:27Josh?
01:16:39Em, we gotta go.
01:16:41We're gonna be late.
01:16:45Em?
01:17:05Wendy, what the fuck?
01:17:07What?
01:17:09Where's Josh?
01:17:10I'm sorry, I just, I didn't mean to trick you.
01:17:13I just didn't know how I was to get you alone.
01:17:15I needed to talk to you.
01:17:16Now? In a motel?
01:17:19Well, you said you'd never had sex on a swing before, right?
01:17:26Oh my God, Jesus.
01:17:27That I...
01:17:29Wendy, I was just, like, spitballing.
01:17:32You had said you wanted to try a swing,
01:17:35and Josh had never done that for you,
01:17:38and I think, I think things between you are broken.
01:17:42Actually, my relationship with Josh is the only thing that isn't broken.
01:17:47Wendy, I'm so sorry for fucking everything up between us, okay?
01:17:53I'm really sorry.
01:17:54You came alive that night, and you woke me up.
01:17:56And I know you felt something, too.
01:17:59Just give me one more chance.
01:18:01I didn't.
01:18:02I was faking.
01:18:03I'm sorry.
01:18:04I didn't.
01:18:05I...
01:18:06And we already tried that, and look where it got us.
01:18:08Look at this.
01:18:09This is weird.
01:18:12Okay, so...
01:18:13Fine, so you just wanna make out a little, or...
01:18:15No!
01:18:16No!
01:18:18Well...
01:18:18What about the sex swing?
01:18:20What?
01:18:20What about the sex swing?
01:18:21You have no idea how hard it was for me to put up that thing.
01:18:24I don't...
01:18:25I don't wanna make out.
01:18:26I don't wanna have sex on the sex swing.
01:18:27Ugh.
01:18:28I just want...
01:18:29I just wanna erase everything, and have my friend back.
01:18:34Okay?
01:18:35Can I please have my friend back?
01:18:37Like, without the sex stuff.
01:18:40Please.
01:18:43Yes, you can leave your friend back.
01:18:47You know, it was maybe once in a while.
01:18:51Down the road.
01:18:52If we're really drunk sometime in the vibe is right.
01:18:55No.
01:18:56No.
01:18:56Not gonna happen.
01:18:58Not gonna happen.
01:19:01If I go to leave, you promise you're not gonna punch me in the throat?
01:19:06I promise I will not punch you in the throat.
01:19:12To really push.
01:19:14Tricky one.
01:19:26Don!
01:19:28Gracie!
01:19:32Surprise!
01:19:37Daddy!
01:19:38Hey!
01:19:39Happy anniversary!
01:19:40Were you surprised?
01:19:41Yes, I was surprised.
01:19:43Where's mommy?
01:19:44Where's mommy?
01:19:44No.
01:19:45That's...
01:19:46That's...
01:19:46I'm gonna tell you...
01:19:47In one sec.
01:19:48So just hold...
01:19:49Hold on.
01:19:51Wow.
01:19:51Arthur.
01:19:53Worth a surprise.
01:19:54Well, I thought it'd be good for you guys to come back here.
01:19:57Old memories.
01:20:00Yeah.
01:20:00So...
01:20:01Where's my Emma?
01:20:03Ha!
01:20:04Right.
01:20:05Once...
01:20:05I will get to that.
01:20:07Hi, everybody!
01:20:08Hi!
01:20:08Thank you for being here.
01:20:10Oh, hello.
01:20:12So...
01:20:12Oh, that seems unnecessary.
01:20:17Um...
01:20:18So, it's really...
01:20:18It's unexpected to see you all here.
01:20:21This is...
01:20:22It's been a long time since I've been in this room.
01:20:24And, um...
01:20:25You know, seeing all your familiar faces here, it's weird.
01:20:28It's like...
01:20:28Because it's out of context.
01:20:29Dad?
01:20:30Yeah?
01:20:31You're being super awkward.
01:20:34Yeah.
01:20:35Seriously, where's mom?
01:20:38Mom.
01:20:39Where's mom?
01:20:41So, I bet you're all wondering where Emma is.
01:20:45Funny story.
01:20:50You know how sometimes when you wake up, right?
01:20:55So, Emma...
01:20:55So, this is...
01:20:56This is a good one.
01:20:58So, when your mom...
01:20:59When Emma...
01:20:59Well...
01:21:00She wakes up.
01:21:02And...
01:21:04I...
01:21:06Look...
01:21:06She's here.
01:21:07She just pulled up.
01:21:08All the rubber.
01:21:09Everybody wait here.
01:21:10Oh.
01:21:11It's time.
01:21:13Mom's here.
01:21:14Party begins.
01:21:15Yay!
01:21:21Hi.
01:21:22Hi.
01:21:23I went by the house to pick you up.
01:21:25I know.
01:21:25It's a long story.
01:21:27I'll tell you later.
01:21:28Okay.
01:21:29Mom.
01:21:31Wendy told me that all our friends and family are in there.
01:21:35I guess you were right about my dad's big plan.
01:21:40Look, I...
01:21:40I have to tell you something.
01:21:43Um...
01:21:43I, um...
01:21:44I made out with Kelly last night.
01:21:47I have...
01:21:49I might have touched your boobs a little...
01:21:52Different Kelly.
01:21:54Oh.
01:21:54But I only did it because I thought that...
01:21:56That you slept with Marlon.
01:21:58I didn't sleep with Marlon.
01:22:00Yeah, I...
01:22:00I know.
01:22:01I know...
01:22:02I know that now.
01:22:03Of course you...
01:22:04Of course you didn't sleep with Marlon.
01:22:06You idiot.
01:22:12I'm so sorry.
01:22:13Just shut up.
01:22:14I love you.
01:22:21We really messed things up there, didn't we?
01:22:23That was all crazy.
01:22:24You saw my parents having group sex.
01:22:28It's a metaphor.
01:22:29Yeah, the sex club that we went to.
01:22:33That weird room.
01:22:34Oh my God, that was so weird.
01:22:36The bunny lady.
01:22:37Yes.
01:22:38And those horse guys.
01:22:39Oh, yeah.
01:22:40Oh, by the way, they're here.
01:22:42Your dad must do.
01:22:44For the love of God, why is no one turning this off?
01:22:47What?
01:22:48Do you know where we are?
01:22:50Yeah.
01:22:51This is the...
01:22:52This is the exact spot.
01:22:53This is the spot.
01:22:54Oh my God.
01:22:55Yeah, it was...
01:22:55It was disco night.
01:22:57Mm-hmm.
01:22:58I was...
01:22:59You went back to your cabin.
01:23:00You were walking back.
01:23:01And then...
01:23:02You tapped me on the shoulder.
01:23:04And I turned around and you beamed in with this confidence.
01:23:15Yeah.
01:23:16Yeah.
01:23:18Yeah.
01:23:18Yeah.
01:23:18We're teens.
01:23:20We're 20s.
01:23:21God.
01:23:22We're not those people anymore.
01:23:25No.
01:23:27We're not.
01:23:29Mommy!
01:23:30Mommy!
01:23:32Hey!
01:23:33You guys!
01:23:34Oh!
01:23:41Hey!
01:23:42Oh!
01:23:43Hey!
01:23:43Hey!
01:23:43Oh!
01:23:43Oh!
01:23:43Oh!
01:23:45Oh!
01:23:45Hey!
01:23:46Oh, let's go.
01:23:47Oh!
01:23:49Daddy,
01:23:50can you stop saying that words?
01:23:52Because we can hear everything you say.
01:23:55Oh, dear.
01:23:55That...
01:23:56No, that's not...
01:23:57That's not good.
01:23:59What's a sex club?
01:24:09I've got you down to a science.
01:24:13But you don't stand a chance.
01:24:17You're playing tricks, girl.
01:24:20You can't deny it.
01:24:22But you don't stand a chance.
01:24:26Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
01:24:57You've got to
01:24:58Butter me up
01:25:02You've got to
01:25:03Butter me up
01:25:06You've got to
01:25:08Butter me up
01:25:12Butter me up
01:25:15You've got to
01:25:16Butter me up
01:26:32You've got to burn me up, you've got to burn me up, you've got to burn me up.
01:26:49Shake it with your head, burn me up, burn me up.
01:26:57Shake it with your head, burn me up.
01:27:03Do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
01:27:06Do-do-do-do-do.
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