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Coulda Been Love - Season 2 - Episode 06
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00:00You should come to the house.
00:01Am I invited?
00:06You two are eliminated from the competition.
00:08Why am I doing the reviews?
00:10She said that she was really into you.
00:12She's bad as f***.
00:13Why didn't you lock it down?
00:14Oh, God.
00:15I just sit down.
00:17Oh, my God.
00:18Just because Jumbotron's clap is gone
00:20doesn't mean the clap's not in this house.
00:23You could never handle all this.
00:24This week on Could Have Been Love.
00:27I just want to talk to my moms.
00:30This has just been the most overwhelming experience.
00:33This episode of Could Have Been Love Season 2
00:35is presented by Buffalo Wild Wings,
00:37home of the Pick 6 meal for two from 1999.
00:40Matumba want to be aggressive?
00:42All right, come and back me down in the paint.
00:44Yo, you're out of breath for real, huh?
00:46Come on, come on.
00:47Okay, come on.
00:49Go on.
00:51You put my s*** in the m**** on the floor
00:53and then you dirty b****.
00:54You're crazy.
00:55Girl, yeah, you should know that, b****.
00:57Yeah, because I slapped the f***ing piss out of you.
00:59These women?
01:00Are the women in America living like this?
01:02What the f*** is this?
01:04The f*** y'all still in the projects?
01:05All these girls up in this house,
01:07he ain't spalling this thing.
01:08Okay, well, I'm going to tell you right now,
01:09none of them,
01:10you not about to marry neither of them.
01:12If it was me,
01:13I'd just pick all them b****es up
01:14and go to season three.
01:15I can't lie to you,
01:17it's definitely big.
01:18Somebody throw Shamu
01:19back in the f***ing ocean.
01:21Why am I s*** on the floor?
01:22Are you down?
01:23Let me show you.
01:24Let me show you.
01:25Let me show you.
01:26We got a little f***.
01:28I want a picture.
01:29I want...
01:29Security!
01:31I want...
01:31I want...
01:31I want...
01:33Oh, I love it when you walk like that.
01:35I can't lie with that old thing, man.
01:38It could've been you.
01:39It could've been me.
01:40It could've been enemies.
01:44It could've been love.
01:46It could've been...
01:49It could've been love.
01:52Yo, dead ass! Dead ass! Yo! Yo, dead ass! No! No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:59The way we're going to run eliminations tonight is different.
02:01Tonight, you decide.
02:03Whoever gets the most votes at the end of the night will be gone.
02:06Selena. Selena. Selena, whore ass. Selena.
02:11Who did it? Raise your hand!
02:14Too bad you guys vote doesn't matter.
02:16Thank God I told you, bitches, I'm not going no motherfucking where.
02:18Who voted for me? Just say the truth.
02:20Who voted?
02:21Selena.
02:22Only because I thought everyone was going to vote for me, so I was like, second most likely, let me
02:26do Selena.
02:27You know what I mean? Nobody's going to give me a fuck out of me.
02:29It was a strategy thing, but then only one person, what's her bitch?
02:35What's her name?
02:36Her?
02:36What? Why is she so pissed at me?
02:39No, she is schizophrenic. She is schizophrenic.
02:41Guy Bree, she's a following ass weird bitch. My only fan, it's harder than yours on any given day.
02:47I can never respect nobody who did me dirty. You voted for me, bitch.
02:52This is so fake. Like, come on. Let's be fucking real.
02:53No, it's actually super real.
02:55I can tell this is so fake.
02:57No, I don't want to be your friend. I want to be your first nightmare.
03:00I can tell you. You'll see tonight. You'll see tonight.
03:04There's no one more insane than Selena, so I have this in the bag.
03:08You thought I was going to leave in peace? Absolutely the fuck not.
03:11What's she going to do?
03:13Don't worry about it. You'll find out if I ever do get eliminated.
03:16What the fuck is Selena doing? She's still here.
03:18I didn't fuck you. I won't fuck you, but she's still here somehow. I don't get it.
03:22It doesn't matter. It was not personal. That's it.
03:24I don't give a fuck if it's personal or not. Get out of my face.
03:28This bitch is crazy as fuck. I can't take it no more.
03:31You're like a terrorist, bro.
03:33How am I a terrorist?
03:35You terrorize people, and you know it, and you're proud.
03:37So you don't even have to send it. You like-
03:39No, I'm not proud. Who do I terrorize? Name five.
03:44G-Herbo.
03:45Lil Meech.
03:46Lil Meech. Stop. Don't chime in for her.
03:49I only know Lil Meech.
03:50Freddie walk. Three more.
03:52Yo!
03:53You guys thought you guys were sleeping, huh?
03:56No.
03:56I'm a real smart bitch.
03:59Yep. Me.
04:01Lil Meech.
04:01Lil Meech.
04:03Lil Meech.
04:04Lil Meech.
04:05Lil Meech.
04:06Lil Meech.
04:06Lil Meech.
04:07Unfortunately, Selena fell asleep, and her plans to disturb the other girls backfired.
04:13Lil Meech.
04:14Lil Meech.
04:14Lil Meech.
04:15Lil Meech.
04:15Lil Meech.
04:16Lil Meech.
04:19Lil Meech.
04:21Lil Meech.
04:22Lil Meech.
04:22Lil Meech.
04:22Lil Meech.
04:22Lil Meech.
04:23Lil Meech.
04:24Lil Meech.
04:24Lil Meech.
04:25Lil Meech.
04:25Lil Meech.
04:26Lil Meech.
04:27Lil Meech.
04:29Lil Meech.
04:30Lil Meech.
04:31Lil Meech.
04:34Lil Meech.
04:36Lil Meech.
04:38Lil Meech.
04:38Lil Meech.
04:39Lil Meech.
04:40Lil Meech.
04:41Lil Meech.
04:43Lil Meech.
04:45Lil Meech.
04:49I'm gon' fall until we fall, that's what it take, you got what it take, baby just relax,
04:54beat your back till it break, tastes so sweet that I got toothaches.
04:58You're rolling, you f***ing bitch!
05:01You're rolling, you're looking.
05:02Shut up!
05:04Bitch!
05:07Your call has been forwarded to voicemail.
05:10The only thing is she's on the West Coast.
05:14Your call has been forwarded to voicemail.
05:16The person you're trying to reach is not available.
05:18Yeah, I just feel like crying.
05:20I just want to talk to my mom.
05:23This has just been the most overwhelming experience.
05:28I think I came in very confident, but it's been a lot more overwhelming than I think I was expecting.
05:37I've never been in a situation where it's constantly berating at me.
05:46Perkz and Pitbullie are the two that are like kind of intense towards me.
05:52Does anyone need a clap?
05:53No, bitch.
05:54She thinks she better than me in her Sex and the City outfit.
05:56F*** that bitch.
05:57Why are you still here, Scott?
05:58You's a stupid bitch.
06:00Like, eat something.
06:02Your ass is small.
06:03This skinny-ass hoe.
06:05Like, it's like constant.
06:11It's like, I don't know how serious you're going to take it.
06:11When Tumble want to be aggressive, come and back me down in the paint.
06:16Come back me down.
06:18Are you going to go serious or not?
06:19Man, whatever you want to do.
06:21I don't know how serious you're going to take it.
06:22Let's get into some love in basketball.
06:24Come on.
06:26Come on.
06:27What the f***?
06:29What the f*** are you doing, Drieski?
06:31That's not a thing of this.
06:33Yes, it is.
06:34That's foul.
06:35No, ain't no foul.
06:36That's foul.
06:36Ain't no foul.
06:371-0.
06:38Ah, s***.
06:40You're out of breath for real, huh?
06:43Come on.
06:44At least be on shape to play against me.
06:45I could feel his breath on my ear when I was trying to duck on him.
06:49Oh, s***.
06:50Come on.
06:51Hey.
06:55Good morning.
06:57I bet you did it because it's Ace's little man brain.
07:00Ain't nothing.
07:01This is me, all original.
07:02No mother f***ing paper.
07:04No college year.
07:04No mother f***ing mother f***ing that s***.
07:06Strava has definitely lost her mind.
07:08Last night, she was cleaning the f***ing windows of the doors.
07:10Why are we cleaning the windows here?
07:12Where the f*** is the goddamn clothes detergent?
07:14This is not fun when I'm dirty.
07:15Where the f*** is the clothes detergent?
07:17I'm up here foaming at the mouth.
07:18I need to wash s***.
07:19I don't like dirty s***.
07:21I don't like dirty s***.
07:22My clothes is clean.
07:23I'm in white.
07:23Oh, I know that's right, b***h.
07:25Let's see how long that nasty-ass white lasts.
07:27Says the girl looking for stroke powder.
07:29I just f***ing clean.
07:30She's still looking for her tie pod.
07:32The b***h is still dirty, clearly.
07:35You b***hs have no etiquette.
07:36You are naturally mother f***ing dirty animals, b***h.
07:38I got enough money to buy new clothes every city I go to.
07:41Let's see if you take that s*** with you when you die, b***h.
07:42I don't give a f*** about no money, ho.
07:44Bet you I'll leave this b***h with some clean clothes, b***h.
07:47A couple of b***hs think I'm a crazy-ass b***h,
07:49and I would say that that's absolutely right.
07:51I would say that they've learned something from this experience,
07:53and I'm glad they picked up on it.
07:55I can hit it?
07:56I don't think that you can more than one pie.
07:58No, what I win if I get it?
07:59I can hit it.
08:00We will think about it.
08:02It's always thinking about it.
08:03That you ain't gonna win anyway.
08:04It's always thinking about it.
08:05You ain't gonna win.
08:05It's always thinking about it.
08:06You ain't gonna win.
08:07Foul!
08:08Foul!
08:08It just fouled me.
08:09Foul me.
08:09What?
08:10Foul me, I swear to God.
08:11What?
08:12I swear to God you fouled me.
08:13How?
08:13You fouled me!
08:14I hit the ball!
08:14Yeah, you did!
08:15Come on.
08:17No, he's not gonna make it.
08:18He's not gonna make it.
08:19If I win, I can hit it?
08:21What?
08:25I'm gonna let you hit it, but I know that it's not gonna happen.
08:27Come on.
08:28Come on.
08:29Come on.
08:32Come on.
08:32Come on.
08:35I got to get up in this bitch.
08:37You got me hard.
08:38Yeah, 4-1.
08:39You got me hard.
08:40Come on, adjust myself.
08:41You're gonna take a break.
08:42Come on.
08:44You okay?
08:45Yeah.
08:46What'd he do?
08:48I gotta tuck it.
08:49I'm good.
08:50Come on.
08:51Play basketball.
08:51From the front?
08:52From the back.
08:52From the back.
08:53From the back.
08:53Yeah.
08:53Oh, I gotta win this one.
08:54Come on.
08:55I gotta win this one.
08:55Come on.
08:56Come on.
08:56Get out.
08:58This is not fun.
09:00Come on.
09:01Come on.
09:01Okay, Andruski.
09:02Come on.
09:03You can rest.
09:04Come on.
09:08Come on, Andruski.
09:09What the fuck?
09:12I was like, oh my gosh.
09:13He's gonna have a heart attack in front of me right now.
09:16You're already out of breath.
09:18How you gonna hit it if you're out of breath with five shots?
09:21You right.
09:22You hoop.
09:22You right.
09:23Come on.
09:23We haven't played in five minutes.
09:24Oh, shit.
09:25You okay.
09:26You okay.
09:27You try your best, Papa.
09:28You try your best, okay?
09:29You got it.
09:30You got it.
09:31Don't die.
09:32I was trying to get a kiss.
09:33You got it.
09:35I was going easy on her.
09:37I want, nigga, I want MVP for the All-Star Game.
09:40With Team Bung, Struski.
09:44You think I'm gonna put my full talent towards a girl?
09:51I'm hungry.
09:51You know, Buffalo Wild Wins got that pick six meal for two.
09:54I'm for it?
09:54You know, you can get two entrees, two sides, and two sodas for $19.99.
09:58I really can eat that myself, but keep going.
10:00I'm showing you.
10:00I'm serious.
10:01You know what?
10:01I can get the chicken dippers.
10:03Okay.
10:03What do you want for your side?
10:04Give me some wedges.
10:05All right.
10:06Wedges.
10:06Drink.
10:07Just give me that.
10:07I know it ain't no water.
10:08You know I'm colder.
10:11You make sure you give me some of that B-dub sauce.
10:13Some of that what?
10:14B-dub sauce.
10:15Appreciate that, brother.
10:17You can just go ahead and hand me my drink.
10:18Drink's cold.
10:19Food hot.
10:20This B-dub, this is really tangy.
10:22Oh, this B-dub dip is good, though.
10:24Uh-huh.
10:24Come on, we should put a fry in our mouth for kids.
10:27Let me get one of your chickens.
10:29Hey, buddy.
10:31I can't believe we got all this food for $19.99.
10:33I told you.
10:34Buffalo Wild Wings pick six meal for two.
10:36For just $19.99.
10:37Pass me some of them chicken dippers, baby.
10:41Strap was finally able to do her laundry, but later found out her clothes had been tampered with.
10:52Ah, that's supposed to make me mad.
10:57That's supposed to make me mad.
10:58I love y'all.
10:59Y'all put my clean clothes on the floor.
11:00That's supposed to make me mad.
11:01That just show how f***ing immature y'all are.
11:03To be honest, I don't understand, like, 90% of the stuff that comes out of Strap's mouth.
11:07Right idea, wrong b***h.
11:09I ain't never hung her up with b***hs.
11:10I ain't never seen home so petty.
11:12I ain't never gave a f***.
11:13You're crazy.
11:14Girl, yeah, you should know that.
11:15You've been talking to yourself all day.
11:17Yep, yep, yep.
11:19Security was even confused on who you were talking to.
11:21She was outside talking to herself for four hours on the balcony.
11:24I walked out there, I said, maybe she should have started talking to the cameras.
11:27That's when I knew, that girl is crazy.
11:30Because I slapped the f***ing piss out of her.
11:31I don't give up.
11:32No, it has nothing to do with that.
11:33I'm going to slap you way better than that.
11:34I don't give a f*** about none of that.
11:34Yeah, you know what's a h***ing ass.
11:35Actually, I'm definitely scared, b***h.
11:38I don't give a f*** off, b***h.
11:39You f***ing ass b***h.
11:41Don't say s*** else to me.
11:42Y'all f***ing this b***h.
11:43Y'all tripping over the laundry being wet, left on the floor.
11:47Unlike season one, at least y'all washing y'all clothes.
11:50Oh, I almost back.
11:51I almost slapped the f*** out there, b***h.
11:53She better stop being a motherf***ing bandwagon.
11:55They're not going to help me when I beat your ass.
11:59Oh, b***h, and it was you.
12:01B***h, it was you, huh?
12:02Your s*** to dry your b***h.
12:04Your s*** to dry your m***h, b***h.
12:06You put my s*** in the motherf***er on the floor, then you dirty b***h.
12:09You did that, b***h.
12:10You want me to ask her?
12:11Did you just...
12:12Is that my clothes, b***h?
12:14You f***ing weirdo.
12:15Where's she at?
12:17You a f***ing weirdo.
12:18Why would I go in your poor-ass, broken suitcase, b***h?
12:22I know I'm not going to find nothing, but she clothes.
12:24I know goddamn well you took my motherf***ing clothes at that goddamn dryer, b***h.
12:28You took my clothes, I'm a little extra, b***h.
12:30You know why?
12:31Why about my clothes?
12:31Why about my s*** on the floor?
12:32Why about my s*** on the floor?
12:34Why about my s*** on the floor?
12:34Why about my s*** on the floor?
12:35Are you done?
12:36Let me show you.
12:37Let me show you.
12:38I'm not f***ing weirdo.
12:40Cut it.
12:40Cut it.
12:41Let it go.
12:43Be out of the way.
12:44Let go.
12:44Be out of the way.
12:45That b***h hiding by my hair.
12:47This is the most expensive thing that she's ever going to touch in her whole entire poor-ass
12:51life.
12:52You're going to scratch from my face.
12:53B***h, you mad?
12:54Then I shook the spirit off that b***h.
12:55You ought to have seen it.
12:56I jumped at that b***h, the whole spirit, left that b***h body.
12:58Straps is definitely giving back in the cell.
13:02Yeah, y'all thought s*** was sweet.
13:03I need a medic.
13:05I don't know what this b***h got.
13:06This b***h got HIV, BPV.
13:09Give me a medic right now.
13:15Y'all tripping over dirty laundry and s***.
13:18We finna go do a shakedown.
13:19Is this how everybody been living though?
13:21Yeah.
13:22As long as everybody bathing, that's the main thing.
13:24Yes, we stopped using this a long time ago.
13:27Why?
13:28Look at it.
13:29What the f***?
13:31What the f*** is this?
13:33Coochie juice.
13:34What the f***?
13:35These women?
13:37Are the women in America living like this?
13:39That water orange and brown and green, y'all.
13:42So y'all know nothing about the brown bath water?
13:45Selena.
13:46Yup.
13:46She do got a spray tan.
13:47I'm just letting y'all know.
13:48It looked like spray tan water, so it got to be one of the white girls in here.
13:52Sky Bree, f***ing wear all your orange.
13:55Definitely he's not going to want to see your bath water, for sure.
13:59He's going to be disgusted and throw up.
14:01You and Donald Trump are twins.
14:03Sky, you got an orange spray tan?
14:05I didn't use that bathroom.
14:07Everyone wants to blame it on me because the bath water is brown and because I have
14:10a spray tan, but it wasn't me.
14:13I think it was someone before I got here.
14:15I was not the dirty b***h.
14:16You b***ys are.
14:18They talking about Sky Bree spray tan, look like Donald Trump skin.
14:21I didn't say it.
14:21I didn't say that.
14:23They wanted one of the girls out there to say that, just to be clarified.
14:26I didn't say that.
14:27So everybody's saying this was yours and y'all left it.
14:30They're lying to me.
14:31You do got a spray tan, though.
14:32That's what I'm saying.
14:33No, I never had a spray tan.
14:35This is a Brazilian tan.
14:36Learn your tans, babe.
14:38Do it.
14:39Come off in the shower.
14:40You want to see?
14:43Where's the dirt?
14:44It's right there.
14:45Stop opening it up like that.
14:45That was my hand, bro.
14:46No, the f*** it wasn't.
14:47Every b***h you got let go.
14:49They all took a shower.
14:50So everybody took a shower in there, though.
14:52See, the accumulation of it is the issue here.
14:55Why the f*** you going to keep piling up on it?
14:57Okay, one person.
14:57Okay, cool.
14:58Two of them, bitch, you nasty.
15:01The third one, okay, you downright rank.
15:04You ever heard your grandmama say you rank?
15:06Now that's downright rank.
15:08Clean the f*** up.
15:09Some of y'all going home.
15:11We can't be loving something.
15:12We should be friends.
15:13Make it to the end.
15:14Take home a couple bands.
15:16Yeah.
15:16There could have been love villa.
15:18A house divided.
15:20But not for long.
15:21Meet my mediator.
15:27Ooh-wee, Suki got that good coochie.
15:30All these girls up in this house.
15:32P.A. Spelan's staying.
15:33And I don't know who all y'all f***ing.
15:35We need to get to the bottom of this.
15:38What the f*** can a therapist do with two OnlyVans models?
15:41I...
15:45Oh, hi, Danny.
15:46Oh, you look like a principal.
15:47I thought it was the principal's office.
15:49It's a therapy session.
15:50Oh, I don't need no therapy.
15:51They say that you do.
15:52Because they say that you a bro here
15:54who's trying to suck his d*** real bad.
15:55He don't want that for me.
15:56No, he do.
15:57Just hold on.
15:57It's getting too spicy too early.
15:59You're the therapist, first of all.
16:00You took me to therapy?
16:02Both of y'all are supposed to be in therapy.
16:04I am in therapy.
16:05Oh, yeah, you definitely need that.
16:07I wanted to bring the two beautiful ladies here.
16:10Bitch, you should have said hi when you seen me.
16:12Oh, my God.
16:12You should have said hi when you seen me.
16:13I didn't even see you.
16:14I saw him.
16:14But now you see me.
16:16So what'd they do?
16:16Because I see you in my inbox saying you love me damn.
16:19The b*** looked very average when I walked in.
16:21And I couldn't even recognize her.
16:23And that b*** is a liar.
16:24I was never in her DM.
16:25She DM'd me.
16:26You be lying, man.
16:27Yeah, like if you want to hold me down.
16:27You be in everybody's inbox.
16:29If you offering it for free and a n*** still don't want it, you is the problem.
16:34What's some good practices that you would say is for marital couples or...
16:38Like martial couples?
16:39Martial arts?
16:40No, no, not martial arts.
16:41No, like married like...
16:42Girl, marital.
16:43Marital.
16:43Marital, not martial arts.
16:44Okay, well, I'm going to tell you right now.
16:46None of them ain't...
16:48You not about to marry neither of them.
16:49Okay, no white women.
16:50I know you ain't looking for no wife on this show.
16:52No, white women or wife?
16:54Wife.
16:54What?
16:55I thought you said wife.
16:56You know what she said.
16:57I thought you said wife, girl.
16:58No, I said wife.
16:58Oh, okay, wife.
16:59Yeah.
16:59She's not qualified for nothing.
17:01That b*** sings about selling coochie and all that other s***.
17:04If you're going to take marriage advice from that b***, clearly you're already wrong.
17:09And I don't care.
17:10It takes time to become a wife.
17:12It takes time.
17:12I like that.
17:13It takes time.
17:14It takes a lot of time.
17:14Okay.
17:15It don't take that much time, actually.
17:17I have a management company that said just like...
17:19Oh, sure.
17:19Manage me or a pimp?
17:21Management.
17:22Okay.
17:22You didn't have to say that.
17:23Oh, I'm sorry.
17:24Okay.
17:24Okay, management.
17:26It was a management company.
17:27It's a thin line.
17:28It is a thin line between management and pimp when it comes to that.
17:31I still don't believe it's your management hitting me up.
17:34I don't give a f*** what you believe or not believe this.
17:34You're like, babe, collab with me, please.
17:36I don't even follow you.
17:37It says follow back.
17:38I did not have no beef with Donald Trump at all.
17:42I swear to God.
17:43You look like Donald Trump.
17:44If you had money like you say you did, you would definitely afford a better spray tan just like me.
17:48You orange too, though.
17:49Yeah, I didn't even lie.
17:50You were orange.
17:51Like, what the Opa Loopas?
17:53She likes her skin on Trump, brain on Biden, and men on Obama.
17:59You're about to get kicked out.
18:01That's Cheeto Brown right there.
18:02That b***h is just jealous.
18:03I cannot wait to get my best b***h to f*** her baby daddy.
18:08Cannot wait.
18:09I just don't care because she's never someone that I would be friends with.
18:12You know what I mean?
18:13So it's like when I leave here, I'm never going to think about her ever again.
18:16But y'all both be s***ing on camera.
18:18Well, I retired two years ago.
18:20Everybody done did s***ing up in this mother f***ing.
18:21I retired two and a half years ago.
18:22She retired, yeah.
18:23You retired?
18:23Two and a half years ago.
18:24I've only been with one person in the past two and a half years.
18:26So you're not only s***ing on camera.
18:27I have enough s***s, but I don't post new stuff on camera.
18:29You be chillin'.
18:30Sky is the ultimate s***.
18:31Sky done been there, done that.
18:33She is retired.
18:34She don't even do one s*** somewhere like that.
18:36But b***h, you know you still do it.
18:38So why you sitting there trying to ask better than people and say,
18:40yeah, you don't post like that, b***h?
18:42You're still showing that s***y on there.
18:43You said it was a higher class of s***s that you was s***ing in her.
18:46What's the?
18:47That's what she said.
18:49She said it was a higher class?
18:51Do you s*** anyone?
18:53I got a higher class s***.
18:55No, you don't.
18:56I got high class s***.
18:57You do that high class?
18:58Since I got on, girl, I'm on Forbes list.
19:00Oh, yeah, you is on Forbes list.
19:02You got that money.
19:03I got high class s***.
19:05So why would you s*** a b***h that's like on credit?
19:06Girl, get away from me.
19:07I got high class.
19:09That's what you need to know.
19:10Just because you're on Forbes doesn't even shake.
19:12Look at that sick figure and then look at me.
19:17They both after your money.
19:19Oh, I know.
19:20But you look nice.
19:21I think that's the only thing I give her is we're not after the money, but I can't figure
19:25out why she's here.
19:26I'm going to figure it out.
19:27You're not here for the money.
19:28We're definitely not here for the money.
19:28Mitch, I know you have never paid taxes.
19:30Have you paid your taxes or not?
19:31I said I didn't know you were supposed to pay taxes on s***y, bro.
19:35No, you're right.
19:36So you retired, but you made sure you paid the taxes off with the money before you retired.
19:40Yeah, and like quarterly.
19:42For sure.
19:43Hey, to the high class coochie.
19:45I mean, I definitely knew that Drewski was a catch coming in.
19:48Otherwise, I wouldn't be here.
19:49He is in high demand.
19:52I mean, that's why there's an entire house of girls competing for him.
19:56I don't think that Drewski is Selena's husband.
20:02I think he's mine.
20:03God forbid you guys were trapped in a room together and you were the last bitch, Danny.
20:08He would never f*** you.
20:09Y'all the last two white Crescent Moon cookies left.
20:12Of course they feuding.
20:15I don't know your business.
20:16I'm just saying if you got a management team.
20:17You need to look at her when you talk to her.
20:19That's the thing.
20:19You don't even want to look at her.
20:20You're right.
20:21You're right.
20:21He's very upset with me.
20:23It's okay.
20:24No, I just choose not to look at you.
20:26Yeah, because he knew you were going to get on with me.
20:29Is your coochie good?
20:30Is the coochie good?
20:31It's actually very great and I can't wait for you to find out.
20:34Well, how you know that?
20:35Respect.
20:36I need to know this.
20:37Everybody tells me.
20:38No, who tell you?
20:39Baby, I got restraining orders on like three different men.
20:41Oh, okay.
20:42What s***?
20:43I f*** celebrities, little me, junk dog, 50 cents, everybody, 6'9", real high standards.
20:52But how many black men have you dated?
20:55Segregation?
20:55Huh?
20:56Not my most recent, but the one before.
20:58He was black.
20:59He was black.
21:00Okay, so you like people for who they is?
21:03I've been with every race.
21:04Okay.
21:04You like black?
21:06I do like a BBC, can't lie.
21:09You got her that ring?
21:09I didn't get her none of that boys tonight she got on because I give real gifts.
21:13Oh, s***.
21:14I am best in a real b***h.
21:16Oh, yeah, okay.
21:17So what you be doing?
21:18I'm a real n***a.
21:18I'm trying to see what you do.
21:21If I was to date both of y'all at the same time, how would y'all feel about that?
21:24I couldn't f*** you if you were sticking your d*** in her.
21:26I would never share Drewski with Selena, no.
21:28There's no chance in hell.
21:29Because I would get a disease, like the plague or scarlet fever or something like that.
21:34But I would rather die than share Drewski with Selena.
21:37Well, I guess you're out.
21:39Who's s*** the best s***?
21:40Oh, me.
21:41You know what?
21:42I know it's big.
21:43Don't worry.
21:44Even if it's not big, what that means?
21:46Who the f*** said it wasn't?
21:47No, I'm just saying.
21:48What you talking about?
21:48Girl, my s***.
21:49The word around the house is a big.
21:50Hey, hey, hey, hey, hold up now.
21:55All I'm going to say when I go to the bathroom, it hit the water.
21:58Oh!
21:59It hit that person.
22:00It's sitting in that little toilet tub.
22:02You ain't wrong.
22:02Mm-hmm.
22:03Fuck both of y'all.
22:03Y'all s***.
22:04Where the black holes at?
22:05She said how cool she's better than yours.
22:07You know that.
22:07That's a damn lie.
22:08She didn't say that.
22:09That's a damn lie.
22:10I heard about your s***.
22:11I heard about your s***.
22:14Swamp possum down there.
22:15They say you a squirter.
22:17They say a boy.
22:18Huh?
22:24It's amazing, ain't it?
22:26I'll just be putting s*** on.
22:27Coming up with s***.
22:28And I'll be looking good.
22:29Yep.
22:30I know.
22:30Excuse me.
22:31I'm coming, boo.
22:32Oh, sorry.
22:33I thought you were talking to somebody.
22:34I'm always talking to myself.
22:35Is that a joke?
22:36She just will not stop talking to herself.
22:38Like constantly, 24-7.
22:40I thought multiple people were in there.
22:41So I was just going to like go and see what's up.
22:43And no, it was just her.
22:45Who this n***a?
22:46Okay, so.
22:46It's a kid.
22:47Yeah.
22:47No, that's a girl.
22:48I know you are.
22:49It's a girl.
22:49Hey, Miss Switchy girl.
22:51I know you are.
22:51Hey.
22:52I don't really consider myself a stud.
22:54We'll talk about it later.
22:55No, Trap, you is a stud.
22:56You got a full f***ing temperate.
22:59Today.
22:59I don't like no fake stud.
23:01I've been crying after leaving with Daytona.
23:04You've been crying?
23:04Yeah, because I feel like I just wasn't pretty enough.
23:07Or you just.
23:08I finally understood what the girls were talking about.
23:11But not in my head.
23:11What the f***?
23:12Hey, hold the f*** up, man.
23:13She's full of s***.
23:14I'm nervous, baby.
23:14I got the same.
23:16You got gas?
23:17No, baby.
23:17Just stay f***ing.
23:18Nobody don't care about that.
23:19It's okay.
23:21I came for my men.
23:22And I think this house should be respected.
23:24I f*** with this button-down you got on, too.
23:26I like that, too.
23:27I like that button-down.
23:28You do a little turnaround.
23:30Just a little something today.
23:31Just a little something.
23:32It's just a little black, little silk, little thing.
23:34I called just a little number.
23:35You should have seen me with that bust down.
23:36These b***hs like to talk over me because they know when I speak it makes sense.
23:39Is you a stud?
23:40Mm-mm, baby.
23:41You don't see.
23:41She's a stud, man.
23:43She's a stud.
23:44They're always trying to disguise his other s***.
23:46I don't know why you're trying to hide it.
23:47You need to be real.
23:48Honestly, I was excited to meet Suki.
23:52But Strap just be talking and talking and talking.
23:55So I can't give him the best of both worlds.
23:57I mean, what's a switcheroo when you can-
23:59You see, your boy s*** on your motherf***ing pippin' and I don't like it, baby.
24:02This Selena b***h tried to throw the b***h at me, bro.
24:04I told her I don't want no b***h.
24:05I'm done with him.
24:06If he wants to do that, we can do that.
24:07If my daddy want to do that, the ring around the rosie didn't come for me.
24:10I'm trying to keep these f***s clean.
24:11This b***h is a whole different color.
24:12I threw holy water on her.
24:13She started melting last night.
24:14You should have seen it.
24:15Let me shut the f*** up.
24:16I ain't even gonna lie.
24:18He don't like y'all like that.
24:19Huh?
24:20That man really don't like me like that.
24:22And then Suki double confirmed it.
24:24Maybe I know what's going on and I'm lying to myself and letting this man bring all kind
24:28of a***s in my face and flaunt them in here like I'm not that b***h.
24:33He don't care about what you're talking about.
24:34What make you feel like you're good for him?
24:36I'm in soon.
24:38We're in time.
24:39We're in to twine.
24:40I don't look too much.
24:40What the f*** does that mean?
24:42Let me finish, m***h.
24:43I like how you looking at him.
24:44Let me finish.
24:44I'm talking to you then.
24:45Girls, don't do too much because you're showing out and I don't give a f***.
24:48You checking a f***.
24:49You know what I'm saying?
24:50Like I'm really a queen, you know what I mean?
24:52So you're gonna talk to me nice.
24:54You're doing too much in front of these people and I need you to bring it down.
24:57You're simmering at a six.
24:58I need you at a two, okay, baby?
25:00I'm here for you.
25:01I can't keep up with what's going on.
25:03I swear to God, I got this elastic band inside.
25:06That's genetics.
25:08That's genetics.
25:09Kiss him.
25:10No, we don't.
25:10Kiss him.
25:11No, we don't.
25:11Kiss him.
25:12Kiss him in his lips.
25:13Hey, we're good.
25:13In his mouth.
25:14Put your tongue in his mouth.
25:16Yeah, put your tongue in his mouth.
25:18Wrap it up.
25:19She's trapped.
25:20You lost the plot.
25:21You talking crazy to a n***a now and all this other s***.
25:24I don't even know what you be talking about when you come around.
25:27You lost me.
25:29Yeah, get up there.
25:30Shit, damn n***a.
25:31Yeah, do that s***.
25:32Hey, come on, man.
25:33Yeah, get that n***a.
25:35Shit, damn n***a.
25:36Get that s*** n***a.
25:38That n***a want me.
25:39He want me bad.
25:40I know he do.
25:41Yeah, that's how you do it.
25:42Come on with them, man.
25:44Oh, shit.
25:45We having fun now because I'm going to smack you.
25:50All right, all right, all right, all right.
25:51All right, man, all right.
25:54Hey, hey, security.
25:57I'm chippy.
25:58Security.
25:58Security.
26:00You're doing way too much.
26:01You always take it to a whole nother level, all this attitude, and you got all this animosity
26:06built up.
26:07Your time coming soon, man.
26:09My dress ripped, and I was supposed to take this s*** back.
26:12I'm not even joking.
26:13It was transporting me to another room so my man can come get me.
26:16And you know, that's our foreplay.
26:17That's how he like it.
26:19All them hoses here for the money and the clout.
26:21I, s***, I am.
26:23Hey.
26:23Did you pick more on a rookie?
26:24Yeah.
26:25Everyone's doubting him.
26:26He's just like me.
26:27He's 220 pounds of muscle and runs a 4-4-40.
26:31Practically twins.
26:31That's what I was saying.
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26:36Prize picks.
26:42Ladies, tonight's guest is Young Miami.
26:45She has a game called Risha Roulette.
26:48But here tonight at the Could Have Been Love Villa, we have our own game we'd like to play.
26:54I'm just saying y'all know y'all bitches better tell the truth, because if y'all know, I'm
26:57leaving with y'all n***a.
26:58Right, babe?
26:59No.
27:00Yeah.
27:00Oh, hey.
27:01Yeah, no, we'll figure it out.
27:02So I need y'all bitches to step forward.
27:03For sure.
27:04Tell the whole truth, nothing but the truth.
27:06He was going to leave with me.
27:07Oh, this is going to be my n***a tonight.
27:08No, I'm cool with that.
27:10Step back if Pit Bulli's trap on makes you uncomfortable.
27:14All these bitches are emotionally unstable.
27:17Baby, I'm too big to be forgotten, you heard?
27:19Pit Bulli, keep that s*** to yourself.
27:21For real.
27:21Leave that for you and Drewski.
27:23I ain't here for that.
27:24Step up if you got a BBL.
27:28Selena, you got...
27:29It's not a BBL, it's a shot.
27:30The fuck you thought this was?
27:32What is that, though?
27:33Ass shots, silicone.
27:35Ain't nothing wrong with that.
27:36Ain't nothing wrong with that.
27:36No, I knew that, though.
27:37It ain't, but for her.
27:38It's super good.
27:39Y'all really got me in here with these circus animal-ass bitches and I don't do this s***.
27:43Step up if you have seen any girls with bad hygiene and you must call them out.
27:48You must call for these bitches.
27:50She got roast beef.
27:51Step forward if you got roast beef.
27:55You're not supposed to...
27:57You ain't supposed to brag about the roast beef.
27:59He's a fat n***a.
28:00Of course he likes roast beef.
28:02So y'all here for the love, right?
28:04And the money.
28:05Oh, you're here for the money.
28:07We can fall in love later.
28:08We're not gonna fall in love in a couple days.
28:10Come on now.
28:11That's good to hear.
28:11Thank you, bro.
28:12You got it, big bro.
28:13If he play his cards right, may put him in limelight.
28:16I'ma still keep me a b***h, yet it's just fine, psych.
28:18Get her the f*** out of here.
28:19That's the voices in your head talking to you, b***h.
28:22Oh, b***h, that's crazy.
28:24She wanna get slapped again.
28:25Y'all better hurry up.
28:26Okay, take a step back if you ever had a train ran on you.
28:29Mm.
28:33I don't like this game anymore.
28:35Can I quit?
28:35I don't know.
28:36If it was me, I'd just pick all them b***hs up and go to season three.
28:41Ladies.
28:42Yes, Caleb.
28:43I don't think anyone won that game.
28:45I think you are all losers.
28:46Think with your heart and not with your d***, because thinking with your d*** gonna get
28:49you in some f***ed up ass sh**.
28:56To be completely honest, I'm a little worried.
28:59Half of me is like, okay, maybe he's gonna save me for the final four.
29:02Or he's not feeling me, which would be hard.
29:05Being rejected hurts.
29:06I don't do this sh**.
29:07You do what you do, but I don't want a n*** or a man at this point, because I mean,
29:10the world is just sick.
29:11So y'all need to play with somebody else and do something motherf***ing safe.
29:14You guys need to raise the payment for securities.
29:16Nobody told them that they were gonna be fighting a 6-7-8 in the year.
29:19I don't even know who would be going home tonight.
29:21I feel like it could be me, because besides the night that we spent together, we haven't
29:26really talked or anything.
29:27Y'all tonight, we're one step closer to finally being back at peace and having our house back
29:34to ourselves, me and the president.
29:37I've showed you guys how beautiful I am inside and out.
29:42They ain't got sh** on me.
29:44I do not live like this at all.
29:46These b***hs are not used to anything in the finer life.
29:49These b***hs got to the mansion for the first day in their lives.
29:52I told you about these homeless b***hs, because look what happened to your bathtub.
29:55Now you're gonna have to call a plumber.
29:57I ain't gonna lie, I feel good about this s**t.
29:59I feel amazing.
30:00This s**t is a f**king hell of an opportunity.
30:03What's not to like?
30:04Palm trees, breast implants, big, big, big cash.
30:10The celebrities I'm bringing in here can't do it, so I'm gonna have to do it myself.
30:14I don't care how you feel.
30:16This is my s**t.
30:17We didn't double the money for nothing.
30:19I'm dressed like I'm going to Harvard.
30:21I'm gonna take these b***hs to school.
30:23You think I'm just shucking and jiving in this Steve Urkel sweater for nothing?
30:26Adios, amigos.
30:29Ladies, as you can see, tonight's elimination is gonna be a little bit different.
30:34We can't see.
30:35I want to warn you, anyone who takes off their blindfold will be immediately eliminated from the competition.
30:41If you take off your blindfold, you will lose your chance at $100,000 in Drewski.
30:46You will walk the plank before the elimination ceremony even concludes.
30:51Clap it up for your bachelor, Drewski.
30:53Clap it up for your bachelor, Drewski.
30:55Hey, Teddy.
30:57Hey, Papa Bear.
30:58Drewski decided to test their emotions.
31:01Unable to see, the girls couldn't tell that none of them had received a rose.
31:06Okay, ladies, the roses have been passed out.
31:08Okay.
31:10If you did not receive a rose, this is your chance to speak up why you deserve to stay in
31:15the competition.
31:16Wait, did I get a rose?
31:18No.
31:19Oh.
31:19Yeah, because I'm very, very deserving of it, and I'm very horny, and I'm very in love.
31:25And I'm the first lady, and ain't none of you hoes taking that position.
31:28All you have to offer is food stamps, bitch.
31:30Your milkshake is not bringing none of the boys to the yard, especially my man.
31:33You gotta go the fuck home, bitch.
31:35Ladies, this is the final eight.
31:38After this ceremony, only six will remain.
31:43If you did not just receive a rose, take off your blindfold.
31:53Thank God.
31:54You're full of shit, motherfucker.
31:55Bro, what the fuck?
31:56Stupid ass.
31:57Why the fuck you play so much?
31:59He loves it.
32:00I got on eye lashes.
32:00He's fucking on my eye lashes today.
32:02He said switch it up.
32:04What are you wearing, Pitbull?
32:06I don't know what.
32:08Oh, my God.
32:09You owe us money.
32:11Six of you will remain.
32:13Two of you will walk the plank.
32:15Let's begin our rose ceremony.
32:18The first woman, beautiful woman, safe here tonight.
32:26Perk.
32:27Perk.
32:27My move, bitch.
32:29Perk 30.
32:30This is gonna bring me somewhere where now I'm selling the strongest junk.
32:35Thank you, Perk.
32:36Oh, please.
32:36Oh, please.
32:37They're jealous.
32:38Congratulations, Perk.
32:39Bye, hoes.
32:41Jealous.
32:42I didn't think he might not would choose me, but like knowing I'm here, I'm like tearing
32:46up and shit.
32:47The Perks are working.
32:50Perk makes it to the last day.
32:52Will everybody else make it to the last day?
32:54The answer is no.
32:55Two of you won't even make it through the evening.
32:58You'll walk the plank into the dark abyss.
33:02If I gotta walk the plank, Caleb, you walking that shit with me.
33:04Please come and collect your rose.
33:10Earthquake.
33:11Who the fuck is Earthquake?
33:13Milkshake.
33:13Duh.
33:14Milkshake.
33:15I know.
33:15I know.
33:16I know.
33:16I know.
33:17I make a scene.
33:18Who the fuck is Earthquake?
33:20Earthquake.
33:20I mean, milkshake.
33:22And I'm a sexy-ass Earthquake.
33:24But next time, I better be called first, because why?
33:26I'm first lady.
33:27I'm first lady, Joe Ski.
33:29So you do like big bitches?
33:31Duh.
33:32He loves it.
33:33I don't discriminate.
33:34I can't tell.
33:36Girl!
33:40How we feel, ladies?
33:41I'm feeling good.
33:42You like your chances here?
33:43I guess.
33:46I feel on edge.
33:48I feel like we haven't had much time to talk, so I don't know how you feel.
33:53You think you deserve to stay in the competition?
33:55I do.
33:56I don't know if he's scared on me or he likes me, so it's kind of like, we'll see.
34:00What does your gut tell you?
34:0250-50.
34:0350% he likes me, 50% he's scared on me.
34:05The next lady who's safe this evening, who can come and collect their rose with a chance
34:10at $100,000 and marriage with no prenup to Druski.
34:15I don't know about that.
34:20Me likey.
34:22The first time was good, but the second time was better.
34:25Okay, well, just hold the fuck up, because slow down.
34:28Come back.
34:29We're not letting you get away with that.
34:31Not tonight.
34:32You a hoe anyway.
34:33You're broken.
34:34And you're used as a fucking comrade, bitch.
34:37I think Selena's jealous of me.
34:39Like, I'm cute.
34:40I'm natural.
34:40I'm not botched.
34:41I'm not ran through.
34:43And I got to fuck.
34:45The final five.
34:47Please come and collect your rose.
34:52Strap.
34:53Strap.
34:54I told you, God, don't play about me, bitch.
34:56What?
34:58What?
35:00What?
35:00Them red bottoms, too.
35:01Baby, they ain't real, but you know you gotta fake it till you make it.
35:04You hold up, too.
35:05You can be a girl's girl and still get your nigga at the same time.
35:07Let me add this to my collection.
35:10I feel like Strap probably should have gone home, just because I'm a little bit worried
35:15for her mental state.
35:16Money changes people, but it don't change me.
35:18Holla to the world.
35:19Same OG.
35:20I'm done with this shit, because I still don't see no competition.
35:22Fuck them.
35:23Four ladies still on the podium.
35:25Only two roses remain.
35:27I told y'all to step it up.
35:30Y'all not stepping it up.
35:31Yo, bro, I switched it up for you tonight.
35:33I feel like I belong here, baby.
35:35Look what I got on.
35:36I don't never win no dump shit.
35:38Like, what the fuck is this?
35:39Please come and collect your rose.
35:44Selena.
35:45Woo!
35:46Oh, thank God.
35:47I hate to have to whoop you, Sky.
35:50It's down to the final one.
35:51Selena before me?
35:53Yep.
35:54You already knew that, though.
35:55Shut the fuck up.
35:56Sorry.
35:57Look at you.
35:58You look a hot mess, bitch.
35:59Definitely gotta go.
36:00And he still don't want to fuck you.
36:01Thank God.
36:02Thank you, Selena.
36:04Get a bigger strap, bitch.
36:07Congratulations, Selena.
36:07What the fuck is Selena doing to stay here?
36:09Dog is ready to bite.
36:11Out of the three women sitting here,
36:13only one will continue their journey with us
36:15in the could-have-been-love villa.
36:18I feel like I don't have to do too much.
36:20If I do not call your name,
36:21you are eliminated from the competition,
36:23and you must walk the plank.
36:25Please come and collect your rose.
36:30Pit bully.
36:31Oh!
36:34Oh, shit.
36:38Put them heels back on.
36:39They on, nigga.
36:40Shut the fuck up.
36:41Them ain't even heels.
36:41Them stiletto pumps, nigga.
36:44You look like a monk.
36:45Yo, shut the fuck up.
36:46Why are you wearing stilts, man?
36:48Knowing where I came from,
36:50it's a feeling I can't explain for.
36:52You got me happy as fuck, bro.
36:53I'm happy as fuck.
36:55I don't know what to say.
36:58Yo, I thought you were gonna choose me.
37:00You can't be a real nigga in stilettos, bro.
37:02What the fuck are you doing?
37:02All right.
37:04Pit bull's throwing this motherfucking house.
37:07Shit, man.
37:08I belong here.
37:10Dead ass.
37:11Every elimination makes me realize
37:13why I belong here even more.
37:15Dead ass.
37:16I'm sorry, but your journey ends tonight.
37:19Sky, how do you feel?
37:20This has been hell for me.
37:21I'm not gonna lie.
37:22This has been fucking hell.
37:23This has been the hardest two days of my life.
37:27Okay, yeah.
37:28You said Ruby's name eight to nine times in our last conversation.
37:32Ruby Rose.
37:33She's bad as fuck.
37:34Ruby.
37:34Ruby Rose.
37:35What the fuck you think I'ma think?
37:37You plotting on me.
37:38She's one of the most beautiful women ever.
37:40So I'm like looking around at everyone, like no shade towards anyone.
37:43But I'm like, why are you here with us?
37:45Like your ex was a baddie.
37:46Why did you let her get away?
37:47You're begging for information.
37:49I don't got it for you.
37:51I ain't got nothing for you.
37:52I know you got the money already, so you don't even give a fuck.
37:55Look how you acting.
37:57I kick her out of here.
37:58She don't even give a fuck.
37:59You worry about comfortability.
38:01You want, oh, I was uncomfortable.
38:03I was uncomfortable.
38:04I don't give a fuck.
38:05So many girls out here gotta fight for that $100,000.
38:09Motherfuckers out here hungry, man.
38:11If it makes you that upset you're kicking me off for talking about your ex,
38:14maybe you're still hung up on her.
38:17I'm still going to watch the videos, though.
38:21I still jack off, too.
38:23As you should.
38:24Yeah.
38:26Mutombo, I think after you turned into Godzilla that night.
38:30Let me show her!
38:32You scared everybody on set and you scared my entire team.
38:36And after you backed me down in the paint today,
38:38I think I realized I'm less of a man standing next to you.
38:42And when I say less of a man,
38:43I mean I shouldn't be on my tippy toes when I'm trying to kiss you.
38:47Girl, I'm 6'3", 300 pounds.
38:49I'm not going to be standing on my tippy toes kissing my wife.
38:52You talking about my wife?
38:53My wife?
38:54Who you referring to?
38:55You referring to my wife?
38:57But unfortunately, ladies,
38:58it's time to swim.
39:00It's time to go scuba diving.
39:02We still going to bill you for this.
39:04So you can take this with you.
39:05What the fuck is this, bro?
39:07I know how to keep this, right?
39:09I don't understand why you have a toilet if I cannot sit on it.
39:12That's crazy.
39:13And how the hell you break a toilet seat by sitting on it?
39:16How do you feel?
39:18Final six.
39:21Oh, God damn.
39:22This is going to be a hard decision right here.
39:25I got to sleep on it.
39:26I got to sleep on it.
39:28But I think tonight, I'm getting in a hot tub.
39:33Let's get in the jacuzzi, ladies.
39:44That got me fucked up.
39:46Yeah.
39:47Because you pissed me off, but it's okay.
39:49We can start over, babe.
39:51That girl's still talking to herself.
39:53I really do real life have an OCD.
39:56It's more important to me to do this
39:58than to be in there fucking with them
40:01bird-brained-ass bitches.
40:02I don't know.
40:03Selena's being fucking annoying.
40:04We threw some water on her, whatever.
40:08Who did that?
40:10Stop!
40:11All day, she's been talking about getting me back,
40:13and that's fine.
40:14But when I was walking up the stairs,
40:15she started throwing it at me.
40:16Bitch!
40:18It's just water, bitch.
40:20It's just water from her ass.
40:22Selena, what's her ass?
40:24Ow!
40:25Can't stop.
40:26Won't stop.
40:27Selena's the dumbest bitch I've ever met.
40:30The dumbest bitch.
40:31She's lights on, no one home.
40:33Yo, deadass, my finger is definitely broken.
40:35Deadass, take care of her.
40:37Cut.
40:38Deadass.
40:40No, my finger's for sure broken, bitch.
40:42And then I went to go take a shower,
40:44you know, whatever, we're even.
40:45And she's waiting outside the door for me.
40:47You like it.
40:48And I'm not gonna let her sneak attack me,
40:50so I filled up that trash can,
40:51opened the door,
40:52and launched that shit at her,
40:53and beat her up.
40:54Bitch!
40:55You suck, bitch!
40:56Come on, bitch!
40:58Whoop that hoe.
40:59Okay?
41:01Whoop that hoe.
41:03Ooh, she whooping shit in here.
41:05Yeah, you need that.
41:06I don't give a fuck.
41:07You need that.
41:08And I ain't gonna hold you.
41:09Malaiki ate that up,
41:11took all her tracks out.
41:12You can see her hair's a little thin.
41:15That bitch fell with her feet.
41:17Duh.
41:17The bitch used her feet.
41:19Her dirty, crusty feet.
41:20Ooh, I love it when you walk like that.
41:22I can't lie, I want that old thing I'm mad.
41:25Welcome to the Could Have Been Love Villa hot tub.
41:33It's about time you romance me,
41:35because you've been so used to.
41:40And never gave lunch.
41:42Natural.
41:43Yeah.
41:43And why that ass shaped like a heart?
41:46I never said I was natural.
41:47I never said that.
41:48Did you guys kiss at all?
41:51We did not kiss at all,
41:53but it's honestly because of me,
41:55because I didn't get to brush my teeth.
41:57That's used to shape better than me.
41:58It's kind of like a...
41:59That you like.
42:00It ain't, it ain't,
42:01it ain't a sphere, I'll tell you that.
42:03I just want to know right now,
42:04you think these bitches are shaped better than me?
42:06This is ass shots,
42:07not a video.
42:09Ugh.
42:10I don't see him being happy with anybody else.
42:12It's gonna be me.
42:14That's what it take,
42:16you got what it take.
42:17Baby, just relax,
42:18put your back till it breaks.
42:19As they indulge on fine wines and chica cheetah,
42:23it becomes easier to see which of these chicas
42:26is a cheater.
42:29I've been waiting for you.
42:30Hell yeah.
42:32I missed you.
42:33Why are you playing with me?
42:35Why don't you listen?
42:35Damn, you splashes.
42:37I got some food for you.
42:39Come on now.
42:41I ain't never gonna leave without no food without you.
42:44I ain't never gonna leave the house
42:46with no food without you.
42:48He was feeding me fruits.
42:51Ain't got a little spicy.
42:52Let me see if I can pick you up.
42:54You can.
42:55Ah!
42:55Help!
43:01Who's your mama?
43:02Who's your mama?
43:02Who's your mama?
43:03Who's your mama?
43:04Yes, daddy.
43:05I missed you.
43:06I had needed that.
43:07See, you can't handle it.
43:09You're scared.
43:12Down.
43:14Down.
43:15Down.
43:18Yeah, they can't handle it.
43:22Oh, no!
43:24I was fat.
43:25I really am fucking hungry.
43:30Get out of the pool.
43:35Hey!
43:36Security!
43:37Now fuck security.
43:41I look like a fucking Frenchie.
43:44On the season finale of Could Have Been Love.
43:48Finale.
43:49We have booked a luxurious beach club
43:51for you all to attend.
43:52One of you sitting in this room right here
43:54will win $100,000.
43:57I'm really excited.
43:58My man is taking me on a date.
43:59The football ain't going nowhere.
44:01I gotta show a little bit of skin.
44:03And I got to keep these hoes
44:04on them motherfucking toes.
44:05We shall not let them escape.
44:07They're past.
44:08Bring in the axes.
44:09You got a fucking...
44:10No.
44:11I don't remember that
44:12when I changed your diapers, motherfucker.
44:13The winner of season two
44:15of Could Have Been Love is...
44:20Rich.
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44:38who you want to be voted off the next episode.
44:39I don't know.
44:42I don't know.
44:43I don't know.
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