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00:07From Studio 6B and Rockefeller Center in the heart of New York City,
00:12it's the Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.
00:17Tonight, join Jimmy and his guests, Kate Hudson, Noah Kahn,
00:22Christian Hugh Bickey, Comedian, Red Richardson,
00:25and featuring the Legendary Roots Crew.
00:2822, ready, go!
00:30And here he is, Jimmy Fallon!
00:38Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:40Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:44Hey, hey, hey!
00:45Hey, hey, hey!
00:47Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:48Hey, hey, hey!
00:58Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
01:01Welcome, everybody!
01:02Oh, my God!
01:03Thank you very much!
01:04Enjoy yourself!
01:05Enjoy yourself!
01:06Welcome, welcome, welcome to the Tonight Show!
01:09You're here!
01:09Thank you for watching!
01:11Thank you!
01:12Thank you!
01:12Well, guys, today was Take Your Child to Work Day,
01:16and everyone celebrated, even at the White House.
01:19Today, President Trump went up to a little kid and said,
01:21are you having fun and the kid said I'm Marco Rubio but are you having fun let's get to some
01:33news this is big today the Trump administration ordered marijuana to be reclassified as a less
01:38dangerous drug people are excited after the announcement Trump's approval rating skyrocketed
01:47with cashiers at Trader Joe's of course the president doesn't smoke weed whenever Trump says
01:53let's burn one he's talking about the Epstein file and yeah the White House has reclassified
02:01marijuana as a less dangerous drug but they did put out a video warning about some of the side
02:05effects well watch this marijuana can be medically beneficial but there are side effects such as
02:11slurred speech Saudi Arabia and Russia will repeat you you talk about foreign aid reforms
02:19this is not our money this is taxpayer money memory loss your father Herman is looking down he's very
02:24proud of you right now dry now 17,000 jobs thank you they don't have order that's okay
02:49Japanese manufacturers and of course the munchies those french fries are really good when you get
02:54him right at it at fat this has been a message from the White House White Castle no the White
02:59House
03:02wow stay away uh some more news from Washington today Trump claimed that Iran doesn't even know
03:09who their leader is Americans heard and were like must be nice hey listen to this the Trump
03:16administration is close to a 500 million dollar deal to rescue Spirit Airlines now if the bailout happens
03:23the government will own 90 percent of Spirit yeah you'll know Trump owns Spirit Airlines when
03:28the layovers become comb-overs you'll know Trump owns all Spirit Airlines when the carry-ons can be
03:35no bigger than Marco Rubio oh get up there get up there are you having fun in there you'll know
03:42Trump owns Spirit Airlines when they go even more bankrupt hey this is going thank you uh this is going
03:49viral Trump hosted the uh NCAA champion Georgia women's tennis team and the White House released
03:55this photo this is real check out this phone
04:01Trump was like all right now let's try one with the ladies behind the curtain
04:06is that insane it's not even funny we can't that's not even a joke it's just
04:11craziness it's a real photo can I just see that photo again that's real
04:17insane what's wrong with the world the men up front oh my goodness hey well some business news Apple
04:24CEO Tim Cook is stepping down soon and he just said that his biggest regret was flubbing Apple Maps
04:30you can tell he really meant it because he said that from his car while floating in the lake
04:36yeah he said Apple Maps is his biggest regret then everyone who spent $4,000 on the Apple Vision Pro
04:41was like you sure about that hey I read that the health tech company Whoop has tripled their
04:47valuation to 10 billion dollars in fact it now ranks number four out of all wearable fitness brands
04:53but Jimmy your graphic I don't see whoop there it is
05:15wow
05:18finally I heard that the house from Scarface is on sale
05:21for 237 million dollars but without the cocaine it's 50 bucks
05:27we have a great show tonight Kate Hutchins is here
05:30oh I love Kate Hutchins
05:32Noah Khan is on the show
05:35from survivor Christian Hubecki is here
05:39and we got stand up from Red Richardson
05:42let's go write some thank you notes
05:44come on
05:54it is the end of the week and that's usually when I catch up some personal stuff
05:58I check my inbox I return some emails and of course I send out thank you notes
06:02and I was running a bit
06:05running a bit behind today so I thought if you guys wouldn't mind I'd like to write out
06:08my weekly thank you notes right now is that okay with you
06:15James can I get some thank you note writing music please
06:18there he is
06:21right there
06:23remembering an old joke
06:31thank you
06:32Mother's Day for being a nationwide test to see if Amazon's same day delivery really works
06:39I forgot
06:45thank you
06:46arched floor lamps
06:48for always looking like you're saying
06:50so what you reading
07:00thank you
07:01wedding registries
07:02for being a convenient way to show your dearest friends how much you care
07:06after clicking on the bottom button that says organized from least to most expensive
07:12I don't like it that much
07:15got a cutting board on there anywhere
07:18did I ever give you a cutting board for a present
07:20I think you did
07:21I had a phase where I was giving people cutting boards
07:24but it wasn't a run-of-the-mill cutting board
07:25no it was in the shape of the state that you were born
07:28yeah it was in Iowa
07:29shape of Iowa
07:30yeah do you know where it is
07:31no I threw it away
07:32okay
07:39thank you
07:47oh hell no
07:48that's why I remember it was in the shape of Iowa
07:49yeah
07:51fit perfectly in the garbage
07:54thank you
07:55car play
07:56for being a great way to use GPS
07:58play music
07:59and have everyone in the car read all of my incoming texts
08:04my biggest regret
08:06four eight nine
08:07biggest regret
08:12oh double blaring
08:16thank you
08:18blenders
08:18for being like
08:19here
08:19let me chew that for you
08:26ooh
08:28thank you
08:29UPS
08:30sending photo proof
08:31of a delivery
08:32for being the only time
08:33it's okay to send a stranger
08:35a photo of your package
08:36U.S. mail
08:54thank you
08:55glitter
08:56for still reminding me a year later
08:58about that one time I used glitter
09:00there you have it everybody
09:01that's right
09:02thank you
09:03we'll be right back
09:04with Kate Hudson
09:12yes
09:14okay
09:15lion
09:16you're a lion
09:17oh
09:20like
09:22Lilo and Stitch
09:32our first guess
09:35is a two-time Oscar nominated actress
09:38who stars in and executive produces the comedy series
09:41Running Point
09:42season two is out now on Netflix
09:45please welcome Kate Hudson
09:57please welcome Kate Hudson
10:01I love you
10:02come on
10:03that's right
10:05come on
10:06a standing ovation
10:08come on
10:09they love you
10:10who doesn't love you
10:11we love Kate Hudson
10:12welcome back
10:13oh
10:16happy belated birthday
10:17before we get into the interview
10:19thank you
10:19I'm so old
10:20no please
10:21give me a break
10:22I love it
10:22I like getting
10:23I really think I'm going to be a great old person
10:26really
10:26yeah because I like it
10:27because it gets better
10:29you don't have to care as much
10:31did you have a rager
10:32did you have a party
10:33I had a crawfish boil
10:36see you do cool things like that
10:38I had a beignet cake
10:39and I got my crawfish in
10:42because I have to do that every crawfish season
10:45that's so fun
10:45have you ever had a boil
10:46it's so fun
10:47it's the best
10:48no I've seen them on TV
10:50are you into like
10:52yes
10:52I get dirty
10:54and they just boil it up
10:55and there's corn
10:56and there's sausage
10:57and there's potatoes
10:57and we just throw it on
10:59and listen to music
11:00that's so fun
11:01it was the best
11:02last time you were here
11:04it was for
11:04you've been nominated for Golden Globe
11:06and it was for your fantastic performance
11:08in Song Song Blue
11:09and it was great
11:11and you were amazing in it
11:13and there was Oscar buzz in the air
11:15and then sure enough
11:16you get nominated for an Oscar
11:18congratulations
11:21that's what I'm talking about
11:24come on bud
11:25I'm so happy
11:28everybody loves me
11:29I'm kind of in the same color
11:31I'm kind of in that color too
11:32we're in like
11:32with greens
11:33greens
11:33yeah I hear you guys
11:34you are celebrating with fam
11:36is that
11:37oh there is
11:37yeah there's Ryder
11:38yeah there's Ryder
11:39and Danny
11:40and your mom
11:42your mom is unbelievable
11:44can I just say
11:45how she's just iconic
11:46and I love her so much
11:48please tell her hi
11:49I will
11:49I love her
11:50I think about her
11:51I'm like dude
11:51Goldie Hawn is unbelievable
11:53she's the best
11:54and I realize that
11:54every time I call her on FaceTime
11:56she always has some roller
11:57in her hair
11:59I called her today
12:00and I'm like
12:01what is in your hair
12:03what's in your hair
12:04she always puts
12:05one of the big Velcro rollers
12:07and she just leaves it in
12:08all day long
12:09I didn't know that people
12:10still use rollers anymore
12:12but they do
12:12oh yeah
12:13really
12:14oh yeah
12:14my daughter
12:15my daughter had
12:16she bought rollers
12:17because we went to HomeGoods
12:18which is the best store
12:20have you ever been to HomeGoods
12:21I know HomeGoods
12:22it is unbelievable
12:24it's the weirdest store
12:26I've ever been in
12:26in my life
12:27I'm like
12:28honey do we need
12:28a six foot fork
12:32it's like weird stuff
12:35so she got these weird
12:36bendy rollers
12:37and so yeah
12:37she's 11 years old
12:39oh those are the
12:39those are the cool rollers
12:40oh really
12:41and they sleep
12:42you can sleep in them
12:42yeah she sleeps in them
12:43and then your hair
12:44is really perfectly curly
12:45very
12:46she's so into it now
12:46yeah
12:47that's like
12:47how old is she 12
12:49yeah
12:49that's the age
12:50she's loving it right now
12:51but the accolades for you
12:53keep coming in by the way
12:54I just saw you're on
12:55Time Magazine's
12:56100 Most Influential People
12:58of 2026
13:00come on
13:02you're not stopping
13:04it's just
13:04it's so fun
13:05you're not stopping
13:06I'm so
13:06it's
13:07it's
13:07I was like
13:08wow
13:09yeah
13:09don't
13:10don't stop
13:11we want more
13:12Kate Hudson
13:12I love it
13:13and more Running Point
13:14by the way
13:14oh it's so fun
13:15I'm so happy it's out
13:16season 2
13:17it's out now
13:18it's out
13:18and
13:19thanks
13:19it's a funny show
13:21Justin Theroux
13:23Chet Hanks
13:23is my dude
13:24oh Chet
13:24oh Chet
13:25he's coming on
13:26Chet's coming on
13:26next week
13:27oh good
13:27I have
13:28Chet
13:28I love him
13:29I have to tell a Chet story
13:30I really want to tell this
13:31so people know
13:32that this happened
13:33um
13:34I get this phone call
13:35from a friend of mine
13:37and
13:37and the phone call's like
13:38and I don't know what's happening
13:39I'm kind of checked out
13:40of like the news
13:41and I get this phone call
13:42and he goes
13:43hey
13:43hey
13:43um
13:44is Chet
13:45still stuck in Columbia
13:47and I was like
13:48I'm sorry
13:49like
13:50yeah he's
13:51he's stuck in Columbia
13:52and he can't
13:52he can't leave the country
13:54this is not the script
13:55and I'm like
13:55oh I am in
13:56I'm playing
13:56Isla Gordon
13:57I am in my
13:58I'm in my show
13:59in your life
14:00and Chet
14:00oh and
14:01he really was stuck in Columbia
14:02he was stuck in Columbia
14:03and he found his way out
14:05I guess his friend name
14:06because he didn't bring his passport
14:07yeah he didn't bring his passport
14:08it's a very Chet story
14:10I cannot wait to talk to him
14:11about this
14:11I love it
14:12it's not part of the script
14:13it's not his character
14:14no
14:14but Chet is stuck in Columbia
14:15please bring it
14:15please bring it up
14:16because it's a funny story
14:18what is happening with season two
14:20season two is
14:23basically
14:24Justin Thoreau's character
14:25Cam
14:25who gave me my job
14:27as president
14:28who used to be the president
14:29comes back into the picture
14:31and
14:31you know
14:32kind of throws me off my game
14:33a little bit
14:34and
14:34and it's just more
14:35family dynamics
14:37lots of
14:37he wants to take over
14:38the basketball team
14:39well
14:39I mean
14:40you know
14:41he's sort of
14:42kind of gunning
14:43for a job
14:44if not his old job
14:45back
14:46you know
14:46and
14:47the writing is great
14:48it's really funny
14:49it's so funny
14:50Ike Barinholtz
14:50Ike
14:51Ike makes an appearance
14:52this year
14:53he's going to be in it
14:53he's so funny
14:53he's so
14:54and you know what
14:55when you're working
14:56with people that
14:57write the way they do
14:58it's like
14:59it just doesn't stop
15:00and it's so fun
15:01machine gun comedy
15:02it's so much comedy
15:02and Ray Romano
15:04Ray
15:04oh
15:04Ray Romano's in this season
15:06the greatest
15:07Ray is so great
15:09I don't feel so lucky
15:10it's fantastic
15:11but congrats again
15:12on season two
15:13I want to show a clip
15:14here's Kate Hudson
15:14in season two
15:15of Running Point
15:16take a look at this
15:17he was like seconds
15:18from asking me out
15:19was he?
15:19sounds like you were
15:20seconds away
15:21from offering up your body
15:22Ali there was a pregnant pause
15:23now I know what that means
15:26I think it's finally our time
15:29hmm
15:30okay that's a very judgy
15:31hmm
15:31you just got out of
15:33an eight year relationship
15:34have some fun
15:34I am trying to have fun
15:36Ali
15:36I'm trying to have fun
15:37with Jay
15:37Ayla
15:38your first post-life hookup
15:39needs to be low stakes
15:40someone you'll never see again
15:41you don't like that guy
15:42when we were in Vegas
15:43or that guy in Cabo
15:45or that other guy in Cabo
15:46okay I get the point
15:47I'm a retired slut
15:48and it's time for you
15:49to get back to the streets
15:50so please don't text Jay
15:52or send him conspiracy reels
15:54on Instagram
15:54Ali
15:55the stinking of the Titanic
15:56was not an accident
15:57there is proof
15:59okay
15:59I'm leaving
16:00that's right
16:01Kate Hodgson everybody
16:03season 2 of Running Point
16:05is out now on Netflix
16:06Kate and I are playing
16:07a fun new game
16:08when we come back
16:09stick around everybody
16:10come on back
16:14thank you for being here
16:16I have a lot to say
16:18do you
16:19yep
16:19if you haven't watched
16:21last night's episode
16:23of Survivor yet
16:24plug your ears
16:34welcome back everybody
16:36we are hanging out
16:36with the one and only
16:37Kate Hudson right here
16:38now we're about to play
16:42a new game called
16:43sound effect charades
16:51all right so this is
16:52just like charades
16:53except we can't move
16:54our bodies
16:55or make gestures
16:56to give clues
16:57we can only make sounds
16:58so excited
16:58all right no words
16:59okay
17:00no words no singing
17:01no just sounds
17:02okay
17:03ready to play
17:04I guess
17:05yeah sorry
17:05did I make it too serious
17:06yeah
17:06all right here we go
17:07I'm gonna go first
17:07let's get 30 seconds
17:09on the clock
17:09here we go
17:10sound effect charades
17:11I'll go first
17:11ready
17:12wait what
17:12what are the rules
17:13I'm just kidding
17:16all right
17:17it's a movie
17:17okay
17:22yes
17:23okay
17:24lion
17:24you're a lion
17:25you're a lion
17:26no
17:26oh
17:29like lilo and stitch
17:31no
17:34oh
17:35oh
17:37oh
17:39oh
17:39you're ramblings
17:44what is this
17:45don't make me do it again
17:47can't you try something else
17:49no I can't
17:50I don't understand
17:51all right
17:52of course
17:53Jurassic Park
17:56oh man
17:57I'm gonna be bad at this
17:58I'm gonna be bad at this
17:59I only saw the first one
18:01maybe I'm awful
18:02maybe I'm awful
18:02at guessing
18:02ooh that may be
18:03I broke a sweat
18:05okay my turn
18:05all right
18:06here we go
18:07we got this
18:07but we got this
18:08you can tell me the
18:08you can tell me the genre
18:10okay
18:10okay
18:12what's the genre
18:13I don't know how to
18:14okay
18:14is it a movie
18:15it's a TV show
18:16TV show
18:16I love TV
18:17okay
18:17yeah
18:17um
18:25wow
18:31heated rivalry
18:33oh yes
18:39wow
18:41that's mental
18:43come on
18:44that's fantastic
18:45you just made my mind
18:46wow I really did
18:47no
18:48I didn't even
18:48I jumped in your brain
18:50that was fantastic
18:51heated rivalry
18:52all right
18:53here we go
18:53okay
18:54all right
18:54oh
18:56it's a movie
18:57yeah
19:02Michael Jackson
19:03yes
19:07we're getting better
19:08we're getting better
19:09better than my Jurassic Park
19:10okay
19:10sorry
19:11okay
19:11oh no
19:13movie
19:13movie okay
19:14okay ready
19:15yeah
19:20pirates of the Caribbean
19:24I like your pirate
19:26all right here we go
19:28I feel like heated rivalry
19:29and the pirate
19:29were kind of
19:30the same
19:31different
19:32different exhaling
19:33yes
19:33all right
19:34this is a movie
19:35okay
19:40you're in character
19:41you're
19:41oh you're
19:42depressed
19:43yo
19:43hey
19:44oh no
19:45that's not the sound
19:45oh no
19:47oh ready
19:47ready
19:47ready I got it
19:48movie
19:48okay
19:54fast and furious
19:55yes
19:56yes
20:02I'm trying to think of Vin Diesel
20:03I was like Rambo
20:05trying to think of Vin Diesel
20:06I couldn't do Vin Diesel's voice
20:08trying to grunt
20:09like I do a Vin Diesel grunt
20:11I thought it was Slice
20:12no
20:12oh it could be Slice
20:13no it could be Slice
20:14interesting
20:16oh hard
20:18oh
20:19TV show
20:20okay
20:24boop boop boop
20:26boop boop
20:27ER
20:27the pit
20:28oh yes
20:33you better than you
20:36that I could do that
20:37that was really good
20:38that's a fun game
20:38this is a fun game
20:40oh
20:40you know what that sound means
20:42I don't
20:43no one does
20:45no one does
20:45it's the first time we've played
20:47this game
20:47it means it's time for the final round
20:50and for this round
20:51we're going to raise the stakes
20:52I'll be giving all the clues
20:54what
20:54and you'll be guessing
20:55if you guess
20:56if you can guess five correctly
20:58the entire audience
20:59goes home with a pint of
21:00Ben and Jerry's
21:01Tonight Doe Ice Cream
21:03Ben and Jerry's
21:04Tonight Doe Ice Cream
21:05Tonight Doe
21:06the best ice cream in the business
21:08oh
21:10yum
21:12yes
21:12the best ice cream
21:17all you need is five
21:18no I need five
21:19all right
21:20I'm going to work hard for this
21:21you need five
21:22or else
21:22I'm going to get it
21:23200 people are going to be
21:24really mad
21:24I know
21:24sorry
21:26we got this
21:27okay
21:27we do
21:28ready
21:29we do
21:29I got it
21:29I'm in
21:30let's go
21:31locked in
21:35they're all people
21:39Star Wars
21:40the minions
21:42minions
21:43no
21:43oh
21:44oh
21:51I don't know this movie
21:52you can pass
21:54pass
21:55I need my time
21:56I need my time back
21:56I need my time back
21:56I need my time back
21:56I need my time back
21:57I need my time back
21:58I need my time back
22:02I need my time back
22:02I need my time back
22:03I need my time back
22:05I need my time back
22:07I need my time back
22:07I need my time back
22:07I need my time back
22:07I need my time back
22:08I need my time back
22:08I need my time back
22:09I need my time back
22:10I need my time back
22:10I need my time back
22:11I need my time back
22:11I need my time back
22:12I need my time back
22:13I need my time back
22:14I need my time back
22:15I need my time back
22:20I need my time back
22:24Yes.
22:24Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:26Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
22:34Ray, Ramon.
22:35Yes, oh my god.
22:36You got five.
22:37You got five.
22:38I think you did it.
22:39Everyone's going home for tonight's show.
22:41I'm sorry.
22:42I'm sorry.
22:46Remy Point is streaming now on Netflix.
22:48We'll be right back, everybody.
22:50Yay!
22:51That was so nice.
22:54We'll be right back, everybody.
22:57Don't tell you what I said.
22:58Look, my name's Rihanna.
23:00When I'm on a bike, I know there's this.
23:02I can't change it.
23:04Our next guest is a Grammy-nominated multi-platinum artist
23:09whose brand-new album, The Great Divide,
23:12was just released at midnight.
23:15Please welcome Noah Kahn!
23:27Come on!
23:28Come on!
23:28That's what I'm talking about.
23:30Come on, bud.
23:33Come on.
23:35They love you.
23:36Welcome.
23:37Welcome to the show.
23:39Congratulations.
23:40It is officially out, because it's not midnight.
23:42Now the album's out.
23:43It's released in the world.
23:45It's in the world.
23:46This is it.
23:47Yeah.
23:49I'm excited.
23:50I'm nervous.
23:50You are.
23:51I've been name-searching myself all evening.
23:52You really are.
23:53No.
23:54But you're having a great time right now.
23:56You have a new album.
23:57You have a new documentary.
23:58You're going to be on Saturday Night Live.
24:02And you're about to go on a huge stadium tour this summer.
24:05We have a lot coming up.
24:07I'm booked and busy right now.
24:08You are booked and busy.
24:09By the way, the tour is already breaking records.
24:11I want to say that you're the first artist
24:13to play four consecutive nights at Fenway Park.
24:16And not only that, you already sold them out.
24:21Yeah.
24:22You sold them out.
24:23Ben!
24:24Let's go!
24:28How does that feel?
24:30It feels good.
24:31I feel like Drew Barrymore in Fever Pitch.
24:34The best movie ever made.
24:36I did recreate that scene the last time I was there.
24:38I sprinted across the outfield.
24:40Yeah, spongy.
24:40Oh, yeah.
24:41Took it all in.
24:42Dude, it's the greatest.
24:43It's one of the coolest places to ever be.
24:47And what a great city.
24:48I mean, everyone...
24:48I mean, you've done Fenway before, right?
24:50We did two Fenways.
24:52Last year was the most unbelievable moment of my life.
24:55Like, we stood up on the Green Monster
24:56and played a set up there.
24:58And my family was there.
24:59And everyone, like, I knew came.
25:00It was amazing.
25:01You do stuff like that.
25:03You sell out a stadium.
25:04But then, like, ten years ago,
25:06didn't you, like, you sold 77 tickets to a concert?
25:09Yeah, that was a big deal for me.
25:11That was, like, $80 profit
25:13after it was all said and done.
25:15Oh, my God.
25:15But I remember I used to, uh...
25:17I used to use my mom's credit card
25:19to buy the remaining tickets
25:20that weren't sold out to my shows.
25:22And, uh...
25:23To just have a sold-out show.
25:24I just wanted it to say sold out,
25:25and so I would use my mom's card,
25:27and she would get, like, a $500 charge.
25:29She'd be like, what the hell happened?
25:30And I'm like,
25:31well, I sold the show out, technically.
25:33Your son's a star, yeah.
25:35A lot has changed, for sure.
25:37I want to talk about the documentary
25:38that was released last week on Netflix.
25:40It's called Noah Kahn Out of Body.
25:42And it goes really deep into you and your family
25:45and the recording of the record,
25:48but also very personal stuff.
25:51Yeah, it was definitely a...
25:52It was an amazing experience filming it
25:54because I was just having conversations with my family
25:57that I might not have ever had
25:58without being prompted to by, like, the folks filming.
26:00That's interesting.
26:01It was the releasing that I didn't like.
26:03I was compartmentalizing the fact that it might ever come out.
26:05And I was like, yeah, something will probably happen
26:07in production that doesn't allow this thing
26:08to see the light of day.
26:09And it kept getting closer and closer.
26:10And it came out, and it was scary, but also beautiful
26:13to see people connect with it
26:14and to draw their own connections with their family
26:16and their lives.
26:17And it's been really special to see it out in the world.
26:19Congrats. Congrats a lot. Thank you.
26:23You're getting great reviews for this album.
26:24It's fantastic.
26:25People have only heard a couple of songs,
26:26but now it's out, but you're getting great reviews.
26:28Congrats.
26:29Thank you so much. Yeah, it's been really cool.
26:33Your video for The Great Divide, by the way,
26:35a lot of the internet is talking
26:37because you're in the gas station here,
26:39and you find yourself kind of a gas station connoisseur.
26:42I feel like I'm like the Michelin guide for gas stations.
26:45The Guy Fieri of gas stations, some might say.
26:48Some might say.
26:49I have a ranking system.
26:53Talk to me about it.
26:54And look, okay, yeah, so it's basically like
26:56you start with friendliness.
26:58Like if the person behind the counter will look you in the eye,
27:00it's always a good start.
27:01I like that.
27:01Doesn't happen as much as you think.
27:03Second is bathroom cleanliness.
27:05Like if I am going to get some kind of disease
27:07from walking into the bathroom,
27:09that puts you down pretty low in the rankings.
27:11Yeah, sometimes you only want to touch the handle.
27:13You're like, I'm going to kick it open.
27:14A Dyson fan is always good.
27:15One of those fans where you don't have to touch the...
27:18Yeah, the blades. I don't know how they work.
27:19But yeah, Dyson fan is big.
27:21And then, of course, I need some like deep cut snacks.
27:24I'm talking like those pickles and the weird juice.
27:26I'm talking.
27:27Yeah.
27:28What are those?
27:29Dude, I got a pickle once.
27:31I love gas stations as well.
27:32I got a pickle in Kool-Aid.
27:34What is...
27:35I've never actually tried one of those.
27:36What does it taste?
27:37Does it taste like a pickle?
27:38It's not good.
27:39I can't imagine.
27:41It doesn't look very good.
27:42But I'd do it again.
27:43Oh, God.
27:44In a heartbeat.
27:45Yeah.
27:46I'd live to tell the story.
27:47Yeah.
27:48But what snacks are you talking about?
27:49The pickles?
27:50The Muddy Buddies?
27:53Muddy Buddies?
27:54Any kind of like those cinnamon toast breakfast bars
27:57that they tried to pretend were healthy for a couple years?
28:01I remember this.
28:02It's like, but it says it's for breakfast.
28:03It's like that's great sugar.
28:05800 calories.
28:06Yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:07Yeah.
28:08And then all sorts of different kind of Dr. Pepper.
28:09They have the Dr. Pepper strawberries and cream one.
28:11I really like that one.
28:13Ooh.
28:13Just some more deep cut stuff.
28:14Lemon heads, grape heads, watermelon heads.
28:16Any of the heads are good.
28:17Yes.
28:20This is fantastic.
28:21That kind of stuff.
28:21Next time you come on, we all want to talk about specific gas stations
28:24and we give them props.
28:25Oh, yeah.
28:25Shout outs.
28:26Congrats again on this album.
28:28What's the vibe of it?
28:29What can people expect in this one?
28:31Ooh.
28:32Yeah.
28:33It's pretty sad.
28:34It's pretty...
28:36I don't know.
28:37If something's going wrong in your life and it's raining, I recommend...
28:47Perfect.
28:48Yeah.
28:49Nothing more needs to be said.
28:51Noah Kahn, everybody.
28:52The Great Divine is available now.
28:55And the documentary Out of Body is streaming on Netflix.
28:59More tonight's show after the rest of the round.
29:12Thanks to Philip.
29:13I'm a vibe.
29:14Chatter can scratch the pants off.
29:15Pass the vibe.
29:17Our next guest is a talented game player who you can see in the epic 50th season of
29:23Survivor, which airs Wednesdays at 8 p.m. on CBS and Paramount+.
29:27Please welcome Christian Hubecki.
29:33Oh, Au активist.
29:37Oh, beauu, cherubi...
29:40All баг.
29:48Christian...
29:50Christian, welcome to the show.
29:52Uh, thank you for being here.
29:54I have a lot to say.
29:56Um...
29:56Do you?
29:57Yep. If you haven't watched last night's episode of Survivor yet, plug your ears.
30:06Here's what happened.
30:06Okay, please tell me.
30:08Here's my version of the story.
30:09Regale me.
30:09Thank you. Yes, I will regale you.
30:11So I talked to Jeff, and I have all these crazy ideas for Survivor. I'm a big fan of the
30:14show.
30:15So I come up with these ideas, and he calls me back, and they have great producers on the show.
30:19And they go, here's this idea that we have. And I go, oh, I love this. It's perfect. Great.
30:22And it is a twist called the Jimmy Fallon one-in-the-urn twist. And hold your applause.
30:29And on last night's episode, you got the chance to complete a puzzle.
30:35Now, if you did it, you could write someone's name down as a secret vote for the next Tribal Council.
30:42But if you didn't finish the puzzle, you had to write your own name down at Tribal.
30:48Long story short, you voted yourself off of Survivor 50.
30:53Yeah.
30:54And it might have been my fault. And we actually have a clip from your last Tribal Council. Take a
30:59look.
31:01This is a message from Jimmy Fallon.
31:05How dare you? This idea that you had is terrible.
31:09No more ideas for you. I look forward to your apology.
31:20Now that we're both in the same place, all I have to say is, Christian, I am so sorry.
31:28I am so sorry about this. It wasn't supposed to be like this. It wasn't supposed to be you.
31:34And I felt so bad because I love you.
31:36Well, it was a rollercoaster being there, I'll be honest.
31:38Yeah.
31:39But I mean, I am sorry, but technically, you made history last night.
31:45No one's ever voted for themselves.
31:47Yeah.
31:47In 50 seasons of Survivor.
31:52Look, what does it feel like writing your own name down?
31:55You know, it's a surreal experience. You go there to, you know, theoretically vote other people off the island.
32:01I'm like, what am I doing here? In fact, I was up in the voting booth and I have to
32:05write my own name.
32:05So, of course, I write in delicate script, you know, because, you know, it's my own name.
32:09I want to treat it with respect, of course.
32:11You're a classy gentleman.
32:12As one does.
32:13And I'm basically just like, I'm just going to do my five-minute set roasting Jimmy Fallon.
32:18So I just decided, it's like, you know, finally, all my frustrations in this game, I could take out in
32:22the best way possible on a celebrity 8,000 miles away.
32:25So I did a whole five-minute set with jokes about, you know, my distaste for the advantage.
32:32In real life, what is your job?
32:34I'm a robotics professor, in case you haven't noticed from the shirts.
32:37So, hey, thank you.
32:40We love people who are robotic professors.
32:41Yeah, I like robots.
32:43I love robotics.
32:44Do you think robotics could ever help you if you ever deserted on an island?
32:48Well, I mean, it was very helpful on Survivor in some ways.
32:50I mean, like, you know, just being a science professor who does luxury things.
32:53Like, you know how to start fires with glasses.
32:55You know, we did this in the first episode.
32:57We started a fire with some rear-sided glasses, right?
33:00You can use search algorithms to look for idols, which I've done and, you know, explained at great length.
33:04For people who care.
33:05This whole season has been incredible.
33:07And honestly, I've got to say, you are one of the best players to ever play Survivor.
33:13And I love you.
33:15That's very kind.
33:15And you're a young man, which means that you could always come back if they decide to ask you back.
33:21And I think you should come back.
33:23And I just think that you're fantastic.
33:24And I really want to say I'm sorry.
33:27Hey.
33:28And I talk...
33:28Apology acceptance.
33:29All right.
33:29That's what I'm talking about.
33:30Very good, man.
33:31That's the best.
33:32Of course.
33:34Can't wait to see you on the jury.
33:36Oh, yeah.
33:36It's going to be a lot of fun.
33:37It's a fun season.
33:38Check it out.
33:38Seriously.
33:39It's a good one.
33:39It's the best season.
33:40Also, Jeff Probst, from this show, the audience decided that he should be in a challenge.
33:46Yes.
33:47So it was a legendary episode.
33:48And you beat Jeff Probst.
33:50What can I say?
33:51Come on, bud.
33:52We got that going for you as well.
33:55Yeah.
33:55Thank you so much for coming on the show.
33:57And thank you for accepting my apologies.
33:59You're a good man.
33:59I'll see you again.
34:02Christian Yubiki, everybody.
34:03Survivor 50 airs Wednesdays at 8 p.m. on CBS and Paramount+.
34:07We'll be right back, everybody.
34:10That was fantastic.
34:27Our next guest has his comedy special, Bugatti Live, available on YouTube, making his Tonight
34:34Show debut.
34:35Please welcome the very funny Red Richardson.
34:48Hello.
34:51Everyone having a good life?
34:54Nice.
34:55I, uh, I'm not sure about this mustache either, to be honest.
35:00It's good to be here.
35:01It's good to be off my phone for the next five minutes.
35:03I got a terrible phone addiction.
35:05I spent about seven hours a day on my phone.
35:08I don't even know what I'm looking for.
35:09I just scroll.
35:11I watched a woman I've never met before make a lasagna from start to finish on Instagram
35:18Live.
35:20I was there while it was in the oven, just waiting.
35:23I was like, this looks great.
35:26I hope she comes back soon.
35:28It's nearly ready.
35:30It'd be a shame if she burnt it.
35:33I was on Instagram the other day.
35:35I got followed by this girl I went to school with.
35:36I wasn't even friends with her in school.
35:37She followed me.
35:37I was like, hmm.
35:39I wonder what she's been up to all these years.
35:41Followed her back.
35:43Went through every single one of her photographs.
35:47Ten years of her life.
35:49An hour of mine.
35:52Turns out she's engaged to a man called Trevor.
35:55Trevor.
35:56I was like, I wonder what Trevor's all about.
36:01Clicked on Trevor's profile.
36:04I did a deep dive on Trev.
36:08Don't do it.
36:09He's boring.
36:11But Trevor's got a dog.
36:13He's made a little profile for the dog.
36:17So I clicked on the dog's profile.
36:20Suddenly it's four o'clock in the morning.
36:23I met Trevor's third cousin's wedding in Mexico.
36:28And Trevor's not even there.
36:31Is this her life?
36:35I like this thing where when, what tough guys do on social media,
36:38when they're in a bad mood or they've fallen out with someone in their personal life,
36:40they'll do this thing where they'll post a picture of a dangerous animal.
36:44And they'll have a quote about loyalty on it.
36:47Uh-oh.
36:49I saw this guy the other day, put a picture of a lion with a quote.
36:52The quote said, I'm loyal to my core.
36:55If you cross me, you'll find out.
36:58My bite is way stronger than your bark.
37:02I was just like, did the neighbors park you in again, Gary?
37:07Like the lion you are, you've taken straight to Facebook.
37:12Slow down, Mufasa.
37:14You're scaring us.
37:18I'm terrified of sharks.
37:19I was up the other night, about three in the morning,
37:21watching a shark program on YouTube.
37:24Healthy stuff.
37:27The guy hosted it, though, he was like,
37:28do you know sharks are more scared of us than we are of them?
37:31I was like, really?
37:33I don't think sharks stay up all night watching documentaries about me.
37:40Later in the show, it was like last year,
37:42there was only 60 unprovoked shark attacks worldwide.
37:4660 unprovoked...
37:47What's a provoked shark attack?
37:51Who's doing that?
37:54Sounds like the worst bachelor party ever.
37:57Let's go to California, boys.
37:59Find a great white and just stop.
38:03Dressing the groom up as a seal, like, woo!
38:07Shark's like, will you stop provoking me?
38:12I like to watch football.
38:15My new favorite thing is to watch fellow fat men watch football.
38:19Something amazing about watching a man who couldn't open his fridge without taking a breather.
38:26Shouting at a television screen.
38:28Telling a 22-year-old, multi-millionaire athlete that he's a complete waste of space.
38:38I like the victory people feel when their team wins, like they contribute.
38:42We did it.
38:43We won.
38:44We're the best.
38:46You didn't do anything.
38:48You drank 14 pints.
38:51You have ketchup on your chin.
38:54It's your child's birthday.
38:56Go home.
39:02I've, uh, I've started boxing.
39:04You can't tell yet.
39:09There's this guy at my gym, though.
39:11He doesn't leave me alone.
39:12He's always sweating.
39:13He's top.
39:13I've never seen him exercise.
39:15First time I was in there, he appeared from the shadows.
39:17And he was like, what are you training for?
39:21I was like, what do you mean?
39:23He was like, you want a six-pack?
39:24You want to get hench?
39:26I was like, I just want a chin, actually.
39:29Just, uh, just one chin would do.
39:35He does this thing, though, when I'm punching the punch bag.
39:37He comes up behind me and grabs my arms and starts punching the punch bag with my arms.
39:43He shouts really encouraging abuse at me.
39:46He's like, carry on like this.
39:48People won't call you John Snowglobe behind your back anymore.
39:53I'm like, who's been calling me that?
39:56He's just about ten minutes the other day.
39:58He's like, any questions?
39:59I was like, yeah, when are you not here?
40:01Guys, I've been Red Richardson.
40:02Thank you so much.
40:03Thank you very much.
40:05Hey.
40:06That is fantastic.
40:08Oh, my God.
40:09That is how you do it.
40:10That's how you do it right there.
40:13Red Richardson.
40:15Bugatti Live is available on YouTube.
40:19My thanks to Kate Hudson, Noah Kahn, Kristen Hibiki.
40:23Red Richardson once again.
40:28And the Ruth's right there from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
40:33Stay tuned for a late night with Seth Meyers.
40:36Good night, everybody.
40:37Get involved.
40:39Get involved.
40:40Get involved.
40:41Get, get, get involved, y'all.
40:43Get into it.
40:44Uh-huh.
40:49Okay.
40:49Ready, buddy.
40:50Ready, buddy.
40:50Hey.
40:52It is not good.
40:52See you.
40:54Bye.
40:54Bye.
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