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My Strange Addiction - Season 7 - Episode 03: Vabbing, Snakes, Grass Eater
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00:05I usually put it down my neck and on my wrist.
00:09It's supposed to attract a man because if it's not,
00:12then I'm just doing weird stuff.
00:15Would you like to smell my wrist?
00:16I guess so.
00:23It is like another feeling in the world.
00:25Whatever problems, they all go away.
00:27This is where I keep all the frozen rats and mice.
00:30She kind of like, you know, lurk me in and then, oh, wow.
00:33I'm worried about you, about the kids, about all of you.
00:36She just doesn't understand that I know what I'm doing.
00:39This is my treasure box.
00:42Getting down on all fours helps you really see like what actually is fresh and green and clean.
00:48It's the whole process. It's a ritual.
00:50It's out of love. Like I want to let you know that this isn't normal.
01:07Hi, can I get a chicken snitchell and an iced tea?
01:11Okay, sure.
01:12And that's for here?
01:13Yeah.
01:14My name's Cassie.
01:16I'm 32.
01:19I'm currently living in Boston.
01:24And I'm addicted to vabbing.
01:38I stick my fingers in my vagina and I rub it on my body so that people can smell my
01:43pheromones.
01:46When I first started vabbing, it started from maybe once or twice a day to then more, like 50 times
01:54a day.
01:59I feel like vabbing is something that kind of like boosts my confidence because I'm not that great with talking.
02:07I have no social skills.
02:09I have the social skills of probably a goldfish and I'm a 32-year-old woman.
02:21Hi, what's your name?
02:22Hi, I'm Harry.
02:23Hi, Harry. I'm Cassie. Nice to meet you.
02:27It's nice to meet you.
02:31Um, are you a student?
02:34Yeah, yeah.
02:36Nice. That's so cool.
02:42A lady came up and started talking to me.
02:45She seemed a little awkward.
02:48I don't know what she really kind of wanted to talk about.
03:00When she sat down next to you, did you notice a scent or a smell of any kind?
03:06No, I didn't smell anything.
03:09The vabbing wasn't successful, but hopefully next time it will be.
03:22My addiction to vabbing started about two years ago.
03:27What gave me the idea to vab was social media and then it became a little bit like a security
03:35blanket.
03:41I usually put two fingers up there, so.
03:52Okay, um, so yeah, I put it up there and then I usually put it, like, down my neck and,
04:01um, on my wrist.
04:03When I first started, I would go up there and the more I did that, I started to create rips
04:10in my vagina on my vaginal wall.
04:12So, now I use coconut oil as lubrication.
04:18I'm always sticking my hands in my vagina, so I wash my hands a lot.
04:23If I got a boyfriend, it would be really amazing.
04:27But I wouldn't stop vabbing, I would just do it in secret because I would think that that's how he
04:36became attracted to me.
04:38So, I would want to keep on doing what would make the person stay.
04:44So, I'm gonna do it again.
04:56Okay, if I can't, um, vab, I am spraying the mist that I made.
05:02And, yeah.
05:03This is, like, months worth of, like, secretion.
05:08I do it because I feel like maybe someone will walk by and say, oh, hey, like, you know, you
05:15smell good.
05:16Like, how are you?
05:18I don't think I smell like vagina.
05:21I don't know, but I don't think I do because no one has ever said that I did.
05:27I'm in my 30s and I've never had a relationship.
05:30And it's supposed to attract a man, and I'm hoping that it will, because if it's not, then I'm just
05:36doing weird stuff.
05:43Fabbing has provided me with hope, but I am depending on pheromones way too much.
05:53And it's a problem.
05:56I need to get professional help.
06:23My name is Socrates.
06:24I live in South Florida.
06:28I own a breathwork and cold plunge business.
06:39And, uh, I'm addicted to snakes.
06:44Having a snake on me or around me is like no other feeling in the world.
06:50They're very smooth, and you can feel the scales almost moving up your arm or around your neck.
06:57When I'm with snakes, I just feel them, and I feel their energy, and whatever problems, they all go away.
07:05What's up, beautiful?
07:23What's up, beautiful?
07:37What's up, beautiful?
07:54And I feel like I'm with snakes, and I feel like I'm with snakes, and I feel like I'm with
07:58snakes, and I feel like I'm with snakes.
08:03Stop trying to leave whenever I kiss other snakes.
08:06I'm not scared of snakes.
08:08Sometimes they can be a little vicious, but at this point, it's like the snakes are like my second sisters
08:15and brothers.
08:16We do everything with them.
08:19Hello, everybody.
08:20This is how I travel.
08:22Did I ever think that 10 years later I'm going to have a breakfast with this snake in my hands?
08:29You're so lucky.
08:30I love you.
08:30I love you.
08:31I love you too, though.
08:32I support you.
08:33You're crazy.
08:36When I first met Jane, she did not know about my addiction to snakes.
08:43Socrates kept the secret for about two years.
08:45So he kind of like, you know, lurked me in, and then, oh, wow, I love snakes.
08:49She's so strong.
08:51She's like hooking on the table.
08:53I need like a chiller snake.
08:57My addiction to snakes first started when I was 22 years old.
09:01When I came back from Afghanistan, I was having PTSD.
09:06And I went to the pet store.
09:08They pulled out this little baby corn snake.
09:10And I bought one, and it was just like, okay, I need another one.
09:16I need another one.
09:17I need another one.
09:18Some people meditate, all right?
09:21Some people run.
09:22I like to cuddle my snakes.
09:29All right.
09:31Come on in.
09:38So this is my snake room.
09:41I have about 120 snakes in this house.
09:44This is Kintara, Shadow, Halloween.
09:48You know, we have Megatron.
09:49We have Fancy.
09:52We have Rainbow Dash, White Diamond, Amy Rose, Optimus Prime.
09:58We have the Manifestor.
10:00We have Yellow Mellow, Rocky Road.
10:03There's a lot of them.
10:04Each one is special.
10:17Feeding is probably one of the longest tasks.
10:20So just like you go to the grocery store and you get chicken or beef.
10:25And this is where I keep all the frozen rats and mice and pinkies.
10:29I don't feed any snakes live because it's inhumane.
10:34You don't want to hear a rat or a mouse crying.
10:38Actually, since we're in here, sometimes it's very hard when you have some snakes that just don't make it.
10:44It's like I'm hoarding stuff.
10:46See, this is a baby that passed away that I couldn't get rid of.
10:50It looks so cool, right?
10:53Not only do I have a hard time getting rid of living snakes, but even my dead snakes.
11:02All right, it's time to feed the family.
11:12One of the biggest obstacles is obviously I can't just get up and leave.
11:18They definitely depend on me.
11:21If Jane wants to go to Europe for two weeks, yeah, I mean, we're not going to Europe for two
11:25weeks.
11:29This bag right here, it's just full of it.
11:32The only person that knows is my younger sister, Gracie, and she does not like it.
11:37But that's the way I choose to live life.
11:41I really hate going anywhere without my snakes.
11:44Do you want to see?
11:45I wouldn't put the dog near her.
11:47With that snake in the store, she would have eaten my little one right here.
12:06Let's see.
12:08I'm going to collect me some of this stuff.
12:11My name is Kaylin.
12:12I live in Broken Arrow, Oklahoma.
12:14Getting down on all fours helps you really see, like, what actually is the good grass.
12:20And I'm addicted to eating grass.
12:28I would say I eat three or four handfuls of grass each day.
12:34I like grass that is nice and fresh and green and clean.
12:44I thought maybe she was praying, but then I looked closer and she was eating grass.
12:50Um, that's nasty.
12:58I cannot eat the grass in my yard because it gets treated for, like, pesticides and I don't want to
13:04get sick.
13:05I love the way grass smells.
13:08It smells very fresh.
13:10And the taste is really bitter, even sour, which I like.
13:15It's a nice little snack to have.
13:24Lots of different options.
13:26I started eating grass when I was 14, about four years ago.
13:31Just because it helped me feel closer to my mom.
13:35She loved nature.
13:38Like, I really like the long grasses.
13:44When my mom passed away, it just completely shattered me.
13:48You know, I was young.
13:49I needed my mom.
13:50So, I would go outside and just sit in my yard and look at the grass.
13:55And one day, I just had the urge to, like, eat it.
13:59And once I did, it was like peace.
14:03Perfect.
14:10I like to make myself little snacks to have on the go.
14:14Best part about making trail mix is eating it.
14:18Just got to get a little grass.
14:21When I first started eating grass, I was just shoving it in my mouth.
14:26I actually choked, like, three or four times.
14:30But, yeah, now I eat smaller pieces and I drink lots of water.
14:38I try to combine my different types of forages.
14:46And I just mix it together, like so.
14:50I started making grass salads once I realized grass goes well with ranch.
15:03I put it in my eggs.
15:04And for my cookies, I just cut it up and put it in the dough.
15:07I like grass and popsicles.
15:10And just pour it in.
15:13If you have a burger, instead of lettuce, use grass.
15:17I only eat grass-fed beef.
15:20Double the grass.
15:23I haven't really found a lot of good hiding places in the living room.
15:28I just decided to move back home with my siblings and my dad.
15:33So this is my treasure box full of grass.
15:39The only person that knows that I eat grass is my younger sister, Gracie.
15:44And she does not like it.
15:46This bag right here is just full of it.
15:50But that's the way I choose to live life.
15:53I'm not going to stop eating grass.
15:55People who don't want me to eat it, too bad.
16:12Listen, we're going to go get some snacks because I think Yaya might be coming over.
16:16For real?
16:17Yeah, for real.
16:18My mom lives about 10 minutes from me, very close.
16:22And she probably comes to my house maybe like twice a year.
16:25Because my mom hates snakes.
16:27Yeah, buckle up.
16:29She was raised in Cyprus in a village.
16:31And grew up thinking that snakes are evil and that all the snakes are going to kill you.
16:36Because of that fear, she doesn't come visit us often.
16:41I just hope when she comes, she's not just here for five minutes.
16:45And then she's like, peace out.
16:48Hi.
16:49Hello.
16:50I'll come leaving as soon as we come.
16:52Are you guys ready?
16:53Yeah.
16:53We should call mommy and see what she wants.
16:55This is one of the biggest obstacles with having snakes.
16:58There's certain people are just not comfortable and people might freak out.
17:02So pretty.
17:03Hello.
17:04How are you doing?
17:05The little flower.
17:06That one looks beautiful.
17:07I really hate going anywhere without my snakes.
17:10What do you think?
17:11Look at how good this is.
17:13Yeah.
17:13Okay.
17:13There.
17:14We'll take them.
17:16Hello, customers.
17:17Hello.
17:18Just get her the bar.
17:24Hi.
17:25Whoa.
17:26Hey.
17:27Are you okay with snakes?
17:29Everybody is afraid of snakes.
17:31She won't bite.
17:32These are my children.
17:34Hi.
17:35Hi.
17:35Yes, they have banana chick.
17:36They're snakes as well.
17:38You don't afraid of snakes?
17:40No.
17:40They have their own snakes.
17:41Whoa, man.
17:43Whoa, man.
17:44Whoa, man.
17:44It's quite dangerous to have snakes in the store, of course.
17:48Oh, my gosh.
17:48This looks so good.
17:50Can we pick something that doesn't have to do with chocolate?
17:53We already have chocolate.
17:54Huh?
17:55We already have chocolate in the basket.
17:56I mean, if it doesn't have to do with chocolate, we can still get, like, gummies.
18:05Oh, hello.
18:06Hi.
18:07Is that real?
18:07Yes.
18:09Do you want to see?
18:11I was not expecting to see a snake in the store.
18:14Not here.
18:15I don't trust them.
18:17Oh, you don't trust them.
18:18To be honest.
18:18I don't trust them.
18:19Because I lived in Arizona, and they were everywhere.
18:21Oh, those are rattlesnakes.
18:23Yeah.
18:23Yeah, yeah.
18:24These aren't venomous.
18:27Yeah, I wouldn't put the dog near her.
18:33I couldn't even shop with that snake in the store.
18:36She would have eaten my little one right here.
18:40Thank you so much.
18:42Let's go, kiddos.
18:44Bye.
18:44Bye.
18:45All right, let's go.
18:46I like to take my snakes wherever I go, so it's very hard to put them away.
18:50But my mom hates snakes, and I want to make her feel safe.
18:54Remember, ya ya's coming today, so we got to make sure before she comes we put all the snakes away,
18:59okay?
19:00So I will put my snakes away just so I can give her some type of peace of mind, hopefully.
19:07I'll play the part of your date.
19:09Yes.
19:10And let's see what happens.
19:12No vabbing, okay?
19:13Hi, Cassie.
19:15Nice to meet you.
19:15Hi.
19:17Nice to meet you.
19:18How many partners have you had?
19:22I'm here.
19:23Can you put the snakes in the cages?
19:25The person that is most concerned in my life about having snakes is my mom.
19:30Just give me one second.
19:31Okay.
19:31I'm coming.
19:33Oh, there's ya ya.
19:50Hello.
19:51Hi.
19:51Hi.
19:52Can I ask for Cassie?
19:53Yes.
19:53Hi.
19:54I'm Dr. Alex Jinx.
19:55It's so nice to meet you.
19:57Nice to meet you too, Dr. Chase.
19:59I wanted to go see a sex therapist because I have a first date that's happening tonight,
20:04and my vabbing is a problem.
20:07So I'm hoping to find out why I can't find a guy, and why I vab so much.
20:21I'm curious to hear what brings you in today.
20:24Um, the fact that I am addicted to vabbing.
20:28Okay.
20:29Do you know what that is?
20:30Yes.
20:31Yes.
20:31Yes, I have heard of vabbing before.
20:33Maybe you can tell me what it means to you, though.
20:37I started vabbing as a way to, like, attract someone.
20:40I've never had a relationship, and I'm at the point where I do want to get married and have kids.
20:45Mm-hmm.
20:45So the pheromones attract, like, someone of the opposite sex.
20:51As a professional, I really cannot say that vabbing is helpful in finding a partner.
20:56The research really does not exist to support it.
21:00Um, do you think if the right person was next to me that the vabbing would work?
21:06Like, that the pheromones would attract that person to me?
21:09We don't really know for sure.
21:11I worry that is it keeping you from sharpening communication skills that are really going to help you to create
21:20that bond with someone?
21:22What do you think?
21:25Um, why don't we do a little role play?
21:29I'll play the part of your date.
21:30Yes.
21:31And let's see what happens.
21:33No vabbing.
21:34Okay?
21:35Hi, Cassie.
21:36Nice to meet you.
21:37Hi.
21:39Nice to meet you.
21:41I'm really looking forward to getting to know you.
21:44Have you come to this coffee shop before?
21:46Yeah, I come here all the time.
21:48What are some of your favorite activities to do?
21:52My favorite activity to do is order takeout and watch post-apocalyptic fiction.
22:05Very specific.
22:06Yeah.
22:07Oh, I like comedy.
22:10I like comedy, too.
22:12Mm-hmm.
22:13Yeah.
22:14Do you have any questions for me?
22:17Um, how many partners have you had?
22:20That's kind of a personal question.
22:22Yeah.
22:23Do you tend to ask about that on the first date?
22:26Yeah.
22:26You do?
22:27Yeah.
22:28Yeah.
22:28So it might be helpful to perhaps lead with surface parts before we go to the deeper parts.
22:37Yeah.
22:37Does that make sense?
22:38That makes a lot of sense.
22:39It's just hard because I would prefer to be with someone that doesn't have a lot of experience.
22:44That way they could be like, oh, wow, you're so amazing.
22:48Okay.
22:49Because I don't know what I'm doing.
22:50That's okay.
22:51So it sounds like just the vabbing by itself hasn't really led to you finding what you're seeking.
23:00Um, I don't know if I'm ready to stop vabbing.
23:09That's okay.
23:10That's totally fine.
23:11But do you think that you can start to work on some of those communication skills when you're meeting new
23:18people?
23:19Yeah.
23:21Yeah.
23:22That, that is logical.
23:25And I will also stop oversharing when it comes to dates.
23:49Oh, what are they doing?
23:50He's squeezing his head.
23:52Guys, remember, Yaya's coming today.
23:54The person that is most concerned in my life about having snakes is my mom.
23:59What are you making for dinner?
24:01I'm making potatoes.
24:03Wait.
24:03Oh, Yaya's calling.
24:04Hold on.
24:05Hey, my mom.
24:06I'm here.
24:07Can you put the snakes in the cages?
24:10Yeah.
24:10Just give me one second, okay?
24:12Okay.
24:13All right.
24:13I wait and I'm coming.
24:15She doesn't approve of what I do, but I mean, she loves me.
24:19She's coming over to visit us, to visit the kids, to have some dinner.
24:24And that's huge.
24:26Oh, there's Yaya.
24:28I'm gonna get to the door.
24:30Hi, Yaya.
24:32Hi, Yaya.
24:32My name is Maria.
24:33Socrates, he's my son.
24:35He knows when I come, I don't want to see snakes out.
24:39No snakes around?
24:40No.
24:41No snakes around except Megatron.
24:43And because I don't, I don't trust the snakes.
24:48So imagine, you know, it's hard for you to come here when we have snakes out.
24:54And it's hard for me, when you come here, for me to put the snakes away.
24:59Because they're, you know, part of the family.
25:01You think that it's weird that we have snakes with us?
25:04Yeah.
25:05What about the dog?
25:06The dog would have been around too.
25:07It's the same.
25:08No, it's different.
25:09No.
25:10It's not a snake.
25:11They don't bite.
25:12But the chances the dog is gonna bite.
25:14Alligators.
25:14It's higher than a snake is gonna bite.
25:17I mean, the biggest thing for my mom is the fear that the kids are gonna get hurt.
25:21Or I'm gonna get hurt.
25:23But she just doesn't understand that I know what I'm doing.
25:28And I don't have anything in here that's dangerous for my children.
25:33What about this hurricane is coming and the snakes, they got out.
25:38And what's gonna happen then?
25:40Well, if something happens like that, then the family goes and I stay with the snakes.
25:45You have to go with your family.
25:47Your family needs you.
25:49Yeah, the snakes are my family as well.
25:51That's what you don't understand.
25:52I get it.
25:54You like the snake.
25:55But I prefer if you bring a professional and check for the snakes, because I love you guys.
26:02You know, it's not like I haven't taught the kids how to handle the snakes, you know, since she was
26:07one and a half, two years old.
26:08I know, Socrates, but I'm worrying about you, about the kids, about all of you.
26:13Please get someone to check to be sure in the kids and you guys.
26:18Well, for the peace of mind, we'll get someone, right?
26:21Just so mom can feel better.
26:23I mean, I think it's kind of ridiculous because I'm a snake expert.
26:28But if it's gonna make her feel more comfortable, then I'm willing to do it.
26:34Okay.
26:35We got it.
26:36Somebody with your credentials.
26:38But I'll never let anyone take my snakes away from me.
26:44When my sister found out that I was eating grass, she hated it.
26:48She says, humans don't eat grass, cows do.
26:51But since we are related, if I'm a cow, she's a cow.
26:55You're gonna have to start learning how to let those babies go.
26:58Once these things start having babies, you're gonna be underwater with snakes.
27:02Maybe I'll let a few go.
27:04Don't let this addiction carry you down.
27:17Look how cute this is.
27:20And look, they have vases.
27:23You should buy that, actually.
27:25Look at all these stickers.
27:28Strawberry Shortcake and Care Bear.
27:31I bet you wish there was a grass sticker.
27:33Yeah?
27:35That's mean.
27:37When my sister found out that I was eating grass, she hated it.
27:41She says, humans don't eat grass, cows do.
27:45But since we are related, if I'm a cow, she's a cow.
27:49I know you're gonna call me a cow for this.
27:52I'm ready for the bullying comments.
27:56All of my grass.
27:59You just have a pile of grass in your backpack this whole time?
28:03Yeah.
28:08And then I just eat it.
28:11That's so disgusting.
28:13Delicious.
28:14It's crazy that she, like, even picked up this habit.
28:18I feel like she's gonna pick up, like, a parasite or something.
28:21I don't think human bodies are made to digest grass.
28:25I haven't had any issues so far.
28:27Besides, every now and then I have a stomachache.
28:30Like, yeah, it's probably your body's rejecting the grass.
28:35People might wonder why I would do something that's not good for your health.
28:39But then people are out there eating fast food for every meal.
28:42And that's definitely not causing any good thing to your body.
28:47You can probably order grass online.
28:49But it's the whole process.
28:51It's a ritual.
28:52A ritual.
28:53Yes, like, I forage for the grass.
28:56You know, it makes me feel closer to our mom.
29:00Grass?
29:03There's, like, other ways you can honor her.
29:07That's crazy.
29:09There could be crazier things.
29:10We both lost our mom when we were young, and it's sad and traumatic.
29:15But I don't know what her thought process is, you know?
29:18It's out of love.
29:19Like, I want to protect you and, like, let you know that this isn't normal.
29:24I do care for my sister, but I don't want her to feel like I accept her for eating grass.
29:30Like, I don't accept that.
29:37Grass popsicles.
29:40Delicious.
29:42That looks disgusting.
29:44I hope my sister has a change of mind and accepts my addiction, because I'm not going to stop eating
29:50grass.
29:51You should really try it. It's good.
29:55I don't know.
29:56Just, like, one lick.
30:08It tastes tasty.
30:09Exactly. That's the grass flavor.
30:12Sometimes I do wonder if eating grass is causing harm to my health.
30:17Then again, at the end of the day, I'm still going to eat grass.
30:21I live for it.
30:22Just thinking about it brings me joy.
30:26Want some more?
30:27I'm good.
30:55I'm good.
30:57Yeah, Socrates.
30:58Joe, pleasure to meet you.
30:59How do you do?
30:59Thank you for coming.
31:00Who are you?
31:00Max.
31:01Hey, how are you doing?
31:02Come on in. You can come and take your shoes off.
31:05If I see something that's not good, I'm just going to have to tell them.
31:08Some snakes are good for pets and some are not.
31:11The main reason why I called you today is my mom's been pretty scared.
31:16So she'll feel a lot safer if we get a professional to come and look.
31:22Okay. And how many do you have?
31:24Probably like 130 right now.
31:26Okay. Okay. So you got a bunch.
31:28We got a few.
31:29I know the pitfalls you could fall into.
31:32And that's what I would hope that you listen to me about what not to do mostly with large collections.
31:39Getting too many snakes, it is an addiction.
31:42And it's tough to break.
31:45Lead the way.
31:46So this is my daughter's room.
31:47She's 10 years old.
31:49Oh, and she's got Rex.
31:51This was her first ball python.
31:54This is banana chick.
31:55He hangs out with her.
31:56Okay.
31:59Well, I'll tell you what.
32:00For a 10 year old, it's a lot of snakes already.
32:02Yeah. Yeah.
32:07I don't know what a lot is.
32:11I understand.
32:12I understand.
32:14What is your definition of a lot of snakes?
32:17Maybe like 500?
32:19Okay.
32:19Okay.
32:20I have been raising snakes for 50 years, give or take.
32:25And I've seen it all.
32:26And this could get out of control in a hurry.
32:29A couple of seasons of breeding and babies coming along.
32:33He could have hundreds more.
32:36So you got plenty more, you say, huh?
32:39A few.
32:47Come on in.
32:49That's nice.
32:49Yeah, so these are the green tree pythons in here.
32:52These are the emerald basins.
32:54And these are babies and they thrive in smaller tubs.
32:57Okay.
32:58So you can come check out the sink.
33:00Yeah, I'd like to see the sink.
33:01I mean, he was checking every little crevice, asking me for my disaster plan and my bi-protocol.
33:07It was definitely nerve-wracking, I would say.
33:10So what are your mom's primary concerns?
33:12Number one is our safety.
33:14Sure.
33:14Like if the kids are going to get bitten or the snakes are going to strangle them.
33:18Or us handling the snakes and there's germs, so we're going to get some type of disease or virus or
33:23something like that.
33:24But I definitely think she'll feel a lot better if you think that the way I keep them is top
33:29notch.
33:32Okay, it gives me a little room to think about all that stuff here.
33:36There's no way I'm getting rid of my collection.
33:39It is my addiction.
33:40It is my love.
33:43As far as I'm concerned, just looking around and everything I've seen, the kids' room here, Megatron, everything, it's as
33:50safe as can be.
33:51I certainly wouldn't mind telling your mom that.
33:54I don't know if it'll help at all, but I'd talk to her.
33:57Oh, that would be very greatly appreciated.
33:59Okay.
33:59Yeah, can I call her?
34:00Absolutely.
34:01Yeah, yeah.
34:01Let me FaceTime her.
34:04I was really happy to hear Joe give me his approval.
34:09He's definitely an expert.
34:10He definitely knows what he's doing.
34:12It's not every day that I get to meet somebody who loves snakes as much as I do, and that
34:17Joe loves snakes.
34:19Hey, mama.
34:20I have the expert here.
34:23He wants to speak to you.
34:24It's okay if he speaks to you?
34:26Yeah, of course.
34:27Yeah, this is my mom.
34:29Hello.
34:30I'm Joe.
34:30Hello.
34:31I'm Marina.
34:32How are you?
34:32I'm fine, thank you.
34:33And I'm at your son's house, and I did a full inspection.
34:38So, from what I see here, the security he has, the cleanliness he has, the professionalism I'm seeing here, not
34:47only should you endorse what he's doing here, but you should be proud of him for taking care of these
34:52as good as he does.
34:52Yeah, of course I'm proud.
34:54Good, good.
34:55I'm proud for my kids.
34:56Yes.
34:57It's just something I don't like.
34:59I understand.
35:01I understand.
35:01Just give them a little bit of a chance.
35:05Of course.
35:06Okay.
35:06So, maybe now, since my mom got the green light from a professional, she'll be able to come over more
35:13often.
35:14Well, it was nice to meet you.
35:16Nice to speak with you.
35:17Nice to meet you, too.
35:18You know, one day at a time, baby steps.
35:20Or baby slithers.
35:22But I really appreciate all the words you said.
35:25Thank you so much.
35:25Well, I meant every one.
35:26So, you're doing a great job.
35:28But, how many did you say here are totaled?
35:30Around 130.
35:32Yeah.
35:32Okay.
35:33You're going to have to start learning how to let those babies go.
35:36Because once these things start having babies, you're going to be underwater with snakes.
35:41And maybe I'll let a few go.
35:44Okay.
35:44I'm just giving you my advice that you don't have to take.
35:48Yeah.
35:48Don't let this addiction carry you down.
35:52Don't let it control you.
35:54Yeah.
35:55It's not right now, but I can see that it could.
36:00I'm going to take Joe's advice into consideration, but I really don't know if I'm going to be able to
36:07give up any of my snakes.
36:08I don't want you to learn the hard way, okay?
36:11All right.
36:11Beautiful.
36:12Thank you again for visiting and really helping me out and your words mean a lot to me.
36:16I really appreciate it.
36:17Good.
36:17And I'll walk you out.
36:18Come on, Maximus.
36:19Okay.
36:19Let's go.
36:27I have a bottle.
36:29You've been bottling it?
36:30I've been bottling it.
36:32Yes.
36:33Oh, that's interesting.
36:34Yeah.
36:35This is definitely the most unusual date I've been on.
36:50I was talking to this guy online and tonight I have a first date with him.
36:56The kind of man that I'm looking for is someone that is between Steve Rickel and Alexander Skarsgard.
37:18The last time I went on a date was probably a year ago and I was very noticed when I
37:26got here.
37:31Hello.
37:32I've abbed a few times today and I'm just hoping that it makes a difference because I usually don't go
37:41on dates.
37:51Hey, Cassie.
37:54How are you?
37:55Hi.
37:56I'm good.
37:56How are you?
37:57I'm good.
38:00So, where are you from?
38:03I'm from Boston.
38:05How about you?
38:06I'm from New York.
38:07I live in Boston now though.
38:09Okay.
38:10Very cool.
38:12Yeah.
38:12Very cool.
38:16My first impression of Nick is that he was really cute.
38:20He was adorable.
38:21He seemed like a really nice, normal guy.
38:24How long have you been growing that beard?
38:26I don't know.
38:27Probably not too long.
38:29Well, it looks good.
38:30Come on.
38:31You're welcome.
38:32You look pretty damn handsome.
38:35Yes.
38:35Appreciate that.
38:36I usually...
38:36You look very good yourself.
38:38Like, one thing people always say is like, oh, you look cute or you have big boobs.
38:43And I'm like, thank you.
38:44So, I don't know if that's enough though to find a boyfriend.
38:50You can find...
38:51That might be enough.
38:53Yeah.
38:53That might be exactly enough.
38:57You probably get a lot of ladies.
39:00No, not really.
39:01No?
39:02No.
39:02Why not?
39:03I don't know.
39:04I don't...
39:07Oh, okay.
39:08Cool.
39:09Oh, crap.
39:10I'm clumsy.
39:11That's all right.
39:16Absolutely.
39:17Yeah.
39:21I'm gonna go to the restroom real fast.
39:24All right.
39:24Have fun.
39:30Oh my God.
39:32Okay.
39:44More bab.
39:46And hopefully that makes him like me.
39:49Cassie was definitely socially awkward, definitely... unique.
39:55B-b-b-b-b-b.
39:56Okay.
39:57Got it!
39:58And the...
39:59B-b-b-b-b.
39:59B-b-b-b.
40:00B-b-b-b-b-b.
40:00C-assie was definitely socially awkward.
40:02Unique.
40:02B-b-b-b-b-b.
40:02B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b.
40:02experience before.
40:03You got this, girl.
40:12Welcome back.
40:18So, do you know what vabbing is?
40:20What is?
40:21Vabbing.
40:22Vabbing?
40:23No, I don't know what that is.
40:26So, vabbing is, it's when you, like, put your pheromones
40:32out there to try to attract someone.
40:35Like an odor, like a scent?
40:37Yeah.
40:39How do you do that?
40:42Well, I put my fingers in my vagina and I put it behind my ears.
40:54This is definitely the most unusual date I've been on in
40:59recent memory.
41:04So, you've been, uh, vabbing right now, or?
41:09Yeah.
41:10Yeah.
41:11Just sit it.
41:12What is it?
41:14Would you like to smell my wrist?
41:15Is it really, or does it smell like anything?
41:20Uh, I guess so.
41:28I was prepared to, like, recoil and disgust, but it actually
41:33wasn't that horrifying.
41:35It's not like coconut oil.
41:38Like, I have a bottle.
41:40A bottle of what?
41:42Bottle of my coochie juice.
41:46You've been bottling it?
41:47I've been bottling it, yeah.
41:51Oh, that's interesting, yeah.
41:53I've never, I've never, I've never heard of this before.
41:57I don't think there will be a second date with Cassie.
42:00Um, the vabbing, I don't think it was that effective, to be honest.
42:06So, I did have a couple drinks, and, uh, gave too much info.
42:10It's a tough opener.
42:11A lot of people are going to be disturbed by that, and, uh, it's a, it's a tough thing
42:17to get past.
42:18I don't think the pheromones worked on him at all, but even though it didn't work
42:23tonight, that doesn't mean that it doesn't work, and I'm going to keep doing it.
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