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00:02You're watching Nickelodeon.
00:09Chloe, smoothie time.
00:11Get them all there smooth.
00:12Oh, I'll take a strawberry one.
00:14No, Chloe, this is a super smoothie machine.
00:16It creates a unique and one-of-a-kind flavor every day.
00:19Today's flavor is mind-blowing mango.
00:26So good.
00:29Is that a baby cry?
00:35Okay, who set the slide on turbo power?
00:38Not a clue.
00:42Pull up your socks, Thundermans.
00:44The Hero League sent up a new crime-fighting gear to help you on your mission.
00:48Ooh, toys.
00:51Depixelating.
00:54Cool, what is all this stuff?
00:56Laser lipstick, knockout gas pen, potato grenade, acid-spitting moles.
01:03What's this thing that looks like a nose hair clipper?
01:05That's a nose hair clipper.
01:08Ooh, what's this fancy boy do?
01:11That's a disguise-a-lizer.
01:13It can change your outward appearance into anyone you want.
01:16Awesome.
01:18Be right back.
01:19Don't use the potato grenade without me.
01:25The mastermind's in for a little high-tech justice.
01:30I will not do that again.
01:32Guys, is it okay if Jinx and Booch come over to watch a movie tonight?
01:35Yeah, no problem.
01:36Oh, what's this thing?
01:38They said yes.
01:39It says it's a helium ray.
01:41Wait, wait, what did Chloe just ask us?
01:44Uh, something-something movie, something-something Booch?
01:48Helioblast!
01:52Okay, you know what?
01:53We're done.
01:54Come back where you can take this more seriously.
01:59I come from a family of superheroes, but now my brother and sister and I are heading to a brand
02:04new town.
02:05We are going undercover to try and solve our most important mission yet.
02:35Welcome to movie night.
02:38Sorry we're late.
02:39I had to give my mom a really long hug before I left.
02:42She's that clingy.
02:43No, I am.
02:45Oh, my gosh, you guys.
02:47I am so stoked to watch television.
02:50You don't have a TV in your yurt?
02:51No, we usually just watch our lava lamp.
02:53My favorite show is...
02:56They are so cute.
03:01Oh, we should get them some snacks to make it a real movie night.
03:04Way ahead of you.
03:09And why are you hiding candy in a vase?
03:11It's the only place Colossal can't reach.
03:13He's got little stubby paws.
03:16Who wants candy?
03:19Yeah!
03:21So, what movie are you guys going to watch?
03:23Uh, One Night at Buster's.
03:24Ooh, I love a good talking dog movie.
03:27And I love when I'm alone with my friends.
03:30Come on, baby.
03:31Let's take our share of the candy and leave.
03:36Look at them.
03:37And mom and dad said being Chloe's guardians would be hard.
03:40We should call and rub it in their faces.
03:42Because we are killing it.
03:50So many chainsaws.
03:55Candy makes my brain dance.
04:02Ow.
04:12Better get to class.
04:13Oh, did you get approval on buying a kiln for the art room?
04:16I'll get you an answer on that right now.
04:20Hello?
04:20No.
04:23Max?
04:23Baby?
04:24I have some concerned parents that want to speak with you.
04:26Thank you, Principal Taylor.
04:27We can always trust you to take care of our kids.
04:30Unlike some people.
04:33It's like they're staring into our souls.
04:37Well, I'd stay and watch, but that seems rude.
04:39So I'll watch from the security camera in my office.
04:43Look, if you guys are the parents of the kid I spilled chili on at lunch yesterday,
04:47he walked into me.
04:49No!
04:50He is the dad of a delightfully quirky girl,
04:52and I am the mom of a handsome little angel.
04:55Oh, Jinx and Booch.
04:57Yes.
04:57The kids you showed a horror movie to last night.
05:00Wait, One Night at Buster's is a horror movie?
05:02What would you call a movie about a robot dog that turns evil
05:06and chases kids around a locked arcade?
05:08Awesome!
05:09Uh, I mean...
05:11Phoebe, how could you let them watch that?
05:14And you gave kombucha an entire bowl of candy.
05:17Technically, it was a vase.
05:19Look at them.
05:20They're a mess.
05:24They're a tiny robot dog!
05:26Does it have candy?
05:29You see, you turned my lion king into a scaredy cat.
05:32We are so sorry.
05:34We absolutely should have called you both to check in.
05:36I don't have a phone,
05:37but you should have written me a message in the sand outside of my yurt.
05:42We promise it won't happen again.
05:44Well, never mind that.
05:45We would like to talk to your parents.
05:47You can't.
05:47They're super...
05:48Busy!
05:49They're super, super, super busy with their normal jobs.
05:53Which is why they made us Chloe's Guardians.
05:55Well, you tell them to be un-busy tonight at 7 o'clock,
05:58or we will never let our kids hang out with Chloe again.
06:02What that hippie guy said.
06:06Ugh, this is bad, Max.
06:08I know!
06:08They totally spoiled One Night at Buster's!
06:11Not that.
06:12I mean, Jinx and Booch were Chloe's first real friends,
06:14and now she might lose them because we were bad guardians.
06:17What were we supposed to do?
06:18Treat them like children?
06:19I believe that was the idea, yes.
06:22We have to get Mom and Dad to talk to them, parent to parent.
06:24Let's call them.
06:25Okay.
06:33Hi, guys!
06:35Are you in space?
06:36Yeah, we're on a three-day mission
06:38at the Hero League's Lunar Space Base.
06:40Oh, hang on.
06:41Nora!
06:41Billy fell in the crater again!
06:44Three days, huh?
06:45So you wouldn't be able to stop by the old house tonight
06:48around 7 o'clock for a completely non-crisis-related reason?
06:52What's wrong?
06:53Is Chloe okay?
06:54Did this Guardian thing go off the rails?
06:56See, Hank, I knew this would happen.
06:58No, no, no, no, no, everything's fab.
06:59Some other time, I guess.
07:00Come look in space, bye!
07:01Love you, bye!
07:02Baby, tell us what's going on!
07:05Guess we gotta handle this one on our own.
07:07Or maybe Jinx and Booch's parents will decide not to come over.
07:11Jinx and Booch's parents are coming over!
07:13Dang it!
07:16Care to explain?
07:17Okay, so their parents are kind of mad at us
07:20for letting you guys watch a scary movie and eat a vase of sugar.
07:24They were acting kind of weird today.
07:26Jinx ate his lunch in his locker,
07:28and Booch tipped over a vending machine!
07:30You know what?
07:31You'll make new friends, better friends.
07:33Wait, they won't let us hang out anymore?
07:35Jinx and Booch are my only friends in Secret Shores.
07:38Come on, that's not true.
07:39What about Kyle and N-N-Nochka?
07:42You're just making names up!
07:44You knew I should have said Wendy.
07:47How could you guys let this happen?
07:49I thought you wanted me to have a normal life.
07:50We do!
07:51We just thought that meant letting you and your friends
07:53watch whatever you want and eat gobs of candy.
07:56You two better fix this.
08:00How in the world are we going to fix this, Phoebe?
08:02Mom and Dad aren't here,
08:03and that's who Mama Jinx and Papa Booch want to talk to.
08:08Well, if they want Mom and Dad,
08:12let's give them Mom and Dad.
08:14The disguise-alizer?
08:15Oh, no, you can't be serious.
08:18Do I get a vote on this?
08:19Nope.
08:20Oh.
08:26Phoebe!
08:27Turn me to Dad!
08:29I'm old!
08:31My swoosh is gone!
08:34I had to, Max.
08:36Desperate times call for...
08:38desperate bodies.
08:54Mom and Dad?
08:55Oh, I'm so glad you're here.
08:57Max and Phoebe were total bozos
08:59and ruined my friendships.
09:01Awkward.
09:03Actually, Chloe, we are Max and Phoebe.
09:06What the what?
09:09Phoebe used the disguise-alizer
09:10to make us look exactly like Mom and Dad.
09:13It was her dumb idea, not mine.
09:16You're the dumb idea, Max.
09:17You!
09:18You're the dumb idea.
09:18You're the dumb idea.
09:19You're a dumbass.
09:19You're the dumb idea.
09:20Yeah.
09:21This won't scare me for life.
09:24No, Chloe, it's good.
09:25Jinx and Booch's parents want to meet Mom and Dad
09:27before they let you all hang out again.
09:29But Mom and Dad are on the moon,
09:30so Phoebe's lame idea is that we are going to be them.
09:34That's actually a pretty good idea.
09:36Phoebe didn't think it would work.
09:39Wait.
09:40Do you think we have the powers?
09:42Ow!
09:43No, we do.
09:45Wait.
09:46That means I have Dad's super strength.
09:51Max, that was my phone.
09:53Should have thought about that before you fried my foot.
09:55How about I fry the other foot?
09:58That's them.
09:59Don't blow it.
10:04You must be Adele and Randy.
10:07I'm my mom.
10:08I mean, Barb.
10:10Come on in.
10:11Nice to meet you.
10:12Oh, you brought Booch and Jinx with you.
10:15What?
10:16Jinx, I told you to stay home, my little lamb.
10:19You just want to make sure this goes well.
10:22Yeah, we'll hang out with Chloe while you decide
10:23if we can still hang out with Chloe.
10:26Back to the yurt, kombucha moonbeam dreamweaver.
10:29Okay, we'll go.
10:35We're not actually leaving.
10:38What's wrong with your eye?
10:39I have an eye twitch from the sugar.
10:43Hi, Hank Thunderbird.
10:46He doesn't know his own strength.
10:49We just wanted to meet you to see what kind of a family this is
10:53after what happened last night.
10:54Well, as you can see, I'm awesome, and she's here too.
10:57Thanks for coming.
10:58Bye.
10:59Oh, no, no.
11:00We've met you, but now we want to get to know you.
11:03Your aura, your essence, your vibe.
11:06I just want to make sure you're not a couple of weirdos.
11:09I need to trust that this is a safe home
11:12for my little clutch ball.
11:13Oh, it shouldn't be safer, right, Hank?
11:16Sh-shocking how safe it is here.
11:21Why do you sound like you're in pain?
11:23It pains him that you don't trust our children.
11:27Well, speaking of your children,
11:28where are Max and Phoebe?
11:30Working late?
11:31At the gym.
11:33Working late at the gym.
11:38Just wondering if anyone needs anything from the kitchen?
11:41Oh, how polite, Chloe.
11:42Just water for me.
11:43And I would love some herbal, cruelty-free tea.
11:47Care to help me in the kitchen, Mom and Dad?
11:52Oh, we're Mom and Dad.
11:54Oh, right.
11:54Come on.
11:58What is wrong with you two?
12:00You're totally blowing this.
12:01No, Phoebe's blowing it.
12:02I'm more Hank than Hank.
12:04Whatever, Max.
12:05I'm not the one who almost broke that dude's hand.
12:08Look.
12:09Just try and be normal
12:10and maybe I can still have friends.
12:14Chloe, how's it going?
12:15Yeah, do we get to keep you?
12:17Wait, what are you guys doing out there?
12:19We're standing on a rock that looks like a turtle.
12:22Well, I think this is a turtle.
12:24I don't know how to turtle surf!
12:27Don't worry, Jinx.
12:28I'll come back for you!
12:31What was that?
12:32A doorbell, Phoebe.
12:33You ever heard of it?
12:34Don't you talk to your fake mother that way!
12:36I'll get rid of them.
12:37You guys get drinks.
12:39I'll see who it is in a safe, responsible manner.
12:44Hi, Chloe!
12:48Is everything okay?
12:50Yeah.
12:51It's just the dog walkers.
12:54You don't have a dog.
12:55You're right.
12:56I'd better go tell them.
13:05Real mom and dad?
13:07Do you have another mom and dad?
13:10It's a long story.
13:11Let's talk about it upstairs.
13:16Barb!
13:17A super smoothie machine?
13:19I want one!
13:22So nice to see you guys.
13:24Why are you here?
13:25Well, Max and Phoebe were acting weird on the phone, so we left the space base to make sure
13:29everything was okay.
13:30Max and Phoebe used their disguise lizer to look like you to impress Jinx and Booch's parents.
13:35They are in so much trouble.
13:42Now that's the stuff!
13:44Wait!
13:45So Phoebe and Max are disguised as Hank and Barb, and the real Hank and Barb showed up?
13:51Let the dumpster fire begin!
13:55Also, Max and Phoebe are here.
13:56Do not leave this room until you hear from me.
13:58Chloe, wait!
14:00Barbara!
14:02You're looking well.
14:04Keep it up, and I will throw you into the sun.
14:10Max, you found cruelty-free tea?
14:12No, just some hot water and leaves from the yard.
14:16Guys, mom and dad are here.
14:18Chloe, it's a little weird when you call us mom and dad.
14:21Yeah, knock it off, you little weirdo.
14:22No, I mean our real mom and dad.
14:25What?
14:28Let me teleport you guys to the air layer and let mom and dad take over.
14:31No, it's too late for that.
14:32They don't know about movie night or the candy.
14:34At least they know I'm your boss at school.
14:36How is that important?
14:37It's not, but it's hilarious.
14:40We can still fix this.
14:41Go tell mom and dad to stay in the air layer.
14:43We'll handle Jinx and Booch's parents.
14:45Cool.
14:46But if you mess this up for me, I'll never forgive you.
14:48Good luck!
14:51We just need to get out there and get their approval,
14:53so follow my lead and be respectful.
14:56I hate doing both of those things!
14:59Where have you been?
15:00Oh, I was in the kitchen talking to Chloe.
15:03How can you be talking to Chloe?
15:05We just saw her walk out the front door.
15:06Uh, tea?
15:09Hmm.
15:10Is it locally sourced?
15:11Couldn't be more local.
15:15Mmm.
15:17Earthy.
15:18Sorry again about the movie night sitch.
15:20From now on, you can trust our family with Booch and your little klutz ball.
15:26See, that's all we wanted to hear.
15:27I trust anyone that can brew a cup of liquid heaven like this.
15:32Great.
15:32So, we're all on the same page.
15:34We are definitely Chloe's parents, and you should let our kids hang out.
15:36Tell us you agree, and we can get out of here.
15:39Wait, where are you going?
15:40Well, we have plans tonight.
15:42What?
15:43You're leaving your daughter by herself.
15:45What daughter?
15:46Chloe.
15:47Chloe, our daughter that I know we have.
15:53I would never leave her alone.
15:56Well, I don't see anyone else around.
15:59Uh, Phoebe and Max are here.
16:01You said Phoebe and Max were working late at the gym.
16:04I don't think we did.
16:05I'm pretty sure you did.
16:06Hmm.
16:06They call my mom a liar.
16:09Your mom?
16:11Oh, this is absurd.
16:12Do you even know where Phoebe and Max are?
16:14A good parent always knows where their kids are.
16:20Well, we are good parents, and Max and Phoebe are...
16:25Right here!
16:26It's me, the Maxinator.
16:28Hey, everyone.
16:29It's me, Phoebs.
16:32Hank, we are nailing this.
16:33I know, but...
16:42So, as you can see, Max and Phoebe were here all along.
16:45Yeah, so you can stop being all sus.
16:49You seem different from when you're at school.
16:52School?
16:52Oh, school!
16:54School!
16:55Where I work!
16:55As the vice principal.
16:57Right, and I am the...
17:00Art teacher?
17:01Really?
17:02That's hilarious.
17:04I mean, I love art.
17:06Oh, I'm gonna need some more tea.
17:09I'm gonna need some more not being in here.
17:15Okay, how?
17:16Why?
17:17And also, I am adorable.
17:20We were watching upstairs on Thunderbird and decided to help.
17:24You're welcome.
17:26Guys, focus.
17:28We still have a chance to pull this off.
17:30Everybody just needs to act their part.
17:32We'll try, but having different bodies is so distracting.
17:37Oh, Phoebe, your limbs are delightfully bendy.
17:43Hey, Max, I totally get the whole smoosh thing now.
17:46It's so fun and bouncy.
17:49Oh, Stan, stop touching it!
17:51Oh, Hank, I'm gonna try a freeze breath.
17:56I'll fix it, Barb.
17:59Shh, here they come.
18:01So, we were in the kitchen and found our little angel spying on us.
18:07Well, we weren't spying.
18:08We were just hiding in the bushes watching you.
18:11You gotta give him another chance, Dad.
18:13You always say decisions should be made in a moment of calm.
18:17I do always say that.
18:19Here's what we'll do.
18:21A serenity chain.
18:22Everybody, hold hands.
18:26Come on, Barb, hold my hand.
18:27I can't, Hank.
18:28Remember what happens when Max and Phoebe hold hands?
18:32It activates their twin power.
18:34Hey, you two, grab hands and join the chain.
18:37Unless you hate serenity.
18:39Don't be shy.
18:41Oh, everybody get down!
18:48What in Grandma's wheatgrass was that?
18:51This home and this family are menaces.
18:55I cannot believe Principal Taylor hired you two as educators.
18:59Come along, Jinxy.
19:01Say goodbye to Chloe forever.
19:03You too, Bucci Poo.
19:05The only thing good about this family is their tea.
19:12If you'll excuse me, I need a moment alone.
19:17She's taking it better than I thought.
19:19What?
19:23Okay, that makes more sense.
19:26All right.
19:27Before you use the Disguiselizer, I have something to say.
19:31So long, youth.
19:33It was nice not being tired all the time.
19:36Is that why I fell asleep on the toilet before?
19:43Barb is back!
19:45So is hey, hey, hey, my bad!
19:49Thank you guys for trying to help.
19:51Chloe, we're sorry.
19:53Turns out being guardians is harder than we thought.
19:55It's okay.
19:56I may have lost my first real friends and secretly screamed about it.
20:00No, we all heard it.
20:02But I wouldn't have known what real friends were
20:04if you guys hadn't brought me here to have a normal life.
20:08Well, now that we have our old bodies back,
20:11maybe your dad and I could go talk to the parents again.
20:13Or beg.
20:15Your father's very good at that.
20:17It's how we got engaged.
20:19And what's the point?
20:21The only person they like is Principal Taylor.
20:24Then maybe we can get Principal Taylor to talk to them.
20:30And that's why I can say the Thundermans are a good, trustworthy family.
20:35Even if an explosion happened here that no one can explain.
20:40Thank you, Principal Taylor.
20:41You're very wise.
20:42I really am.
20:43And I think it would be a shame to keep these kids apart.
20:47Well, if Principal Taylor vouches for them,
20:49it's good enough for me.
20:50And me.
20:52Yay, we can stay friends!
20:53And we can come over whenever we want.
20:56Oh, maybe not whenever you want.
20:58Can we get the keys to the house?
21:00No.
21:01Come on, kids.
21:02You can see your friends tomorrow.
21:03Bye, guys.
21:04See you at school.
21:06Bring candy!
21:08She definitely won't.
21:11They're gone.
21:12Now how about you give me my body back?
21:13You got it.
21:22I forgot how annoying wearing three-inch-high heels can be.
21:27You know, guys, your mom and I weren't so sure about this guardian thing.
21:31But clearly, Chloe is in great hands.
21:34Thanks, Dad.
21:35Now, hand over the disguise-alyzer.
21:37What?
21:38You trust us with Chloe, but not the disguise-alyzer?
21:41Yes!
21:42Remember, when it comes to being guardians, we're still the experts.
21:48Well, tell Billy and Nora we say hi.
21:50Billy and Nora.
21:51Hank!
21:52We forgot to bring him back from the moon!
21:53We're going to go love you guys!
21:55Thunderbath!
21:56All away!
22:00It's even more annoying when it's your house.
22:10It's even more annoying when it's your house.
22:12It's even more annoying when it's your house.
22:13It's even more annoying when it's your house.
22:16It's even more annoying when it's your house.
22:19It's even more annoying when it's your house.
22:21It's even more annoying when it's your house.
22:21It's even more annoying when it's your house.
22:23It's even more annoying when it's your house.
22:24It's even more annoying when it's your house.
22:25It's even more annoying when it's your house.
22:26It's even more annoying when it's your house.
22:29It's even more annoying when it's your house.