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00:05oh here comes our popcorn truth see if we just taste so much better through a tube
00:13is pretty cool right Chloe quick tube tip don't order the chili I can't believe this my favorite
00:22restaurant back home had tubes just like this you guys talking tubes hi Wayland he owns the place
00:28I franchise a tube technology from Wong Enterprises that's the company president right there
00:34this is Wong what happens when you hit the button
00:43it's like I never left home so how you liking that burger I'm asking because I was born without
00:49taste buds how can you cook if you can't taste I don't need to I feel the flavor
01:02yep cook to perfection
01:06I'll get you another burger
01:10oh Chloe do you have plans for when the moon goddess comes out to play
01:14that's a boot for tonight thanks how do I tell her I'm free she's free stellar there's gonna be a
01:23great party here with tons of kids from school it's called the cupcakes by the sea party cuz there's
01:29cupcakes and it's by the sea you had me at cupcakes I'm in oh no that's Max and Phoebe I'm
01:38late for
01:38training training training for what um the Olympics I'm a thumb wrestler gotta go I didn't notice her thumbs
01:52we're jacked yeah we got to start working ours out challenge accepted
02:07Chloe you're late for training I know sorry I was hanging out Jinx and Booch they invited me to a
02:12cupcake
02:12party that's not a good excuse it's a great one parting always comes first you really peaked in high
02:22school huh not to oversell it but this is going to be the most important night of my life okay
02:30a big
02:31part of this mission is letting you live a double life but I am gonna have to background check every
02:35kid in attendance uh Phoebe they're 12 remember when you were 12 all right better check them off
02:42I will but first let's focus on Chloe's training we're gonna take down the mastermind we need to
02:47stay sharp all right Chloe the training I've set up for you today is a test of your defensive
02:51teleportation skills whoa whoa I thought we could do extreme heat training I brought super sunscreen it's
02:58SPF 10 thousand Phoebe your training sounds bore and ing mine is more coo and oo I'm saying mine's cool
03:16dang it it is cool Chloe this gamma energy ball will do everything you can to try to strike you
03:22while you evade it it's basically a digital dodgeball man I miss throwing things at my classmates
03:29is this why no one from high school calls in that's one of the reasons
03:34all right we'll start slow and set the speed of the orb's attacks on beginner level
03:48hey in the future when you decide to change training plans let me know
03:52but not telling me things part of my charm you know like I didn't tell you I'm going to the
03:55beach after this hey can you pass the sunscreen fine but only because I believe in adequate sun
04:01protection oh no it's what you do in sanity mode
04:18Chloe are you okay I don't know I feel weird
04:26uh where's Chloe I don't know I don't see her come on guys it wasn't funny when I was five
04:33and it isn't
04:33funny now I think she's invisible oh no we broke Chloe
04:43I come from a family of superheroes but now my brother and sister and I are heading to a brand
04:48new town we are going undercover to try and solve our most important mission yet
04:52a picture-perfect Emily is what we try to be look closer you might see the crazy things we do
04:58this isn't make-believe it's our reality just your average family trying to be normal and stay out of trouble
05:06live in a double life
05:18I can't go to the party looking like this don't worry Chloe you don't look like anything
05:21that's the problem just relax okay this is a very standard training accident yeah standard
05:30we just became her guardians we're already messing her up I know just don't let her see us panic she'll
05:34think we don't know what we're doing we don't know what I know don't worry Chloe we're gonna help
05:40you ow my foot sorry didn't see you there or anywhere maybe we should try to help Chloe by
05:48standing still on it Thunderford help us I sense alarm is there a problem please give Chloe a health
05:56scan and tell us what the gamma rays did to her powers of course where is she they forgot to
06:01mention
06:01I'm invisible but still feisty commencing health scan
06:07oh that is terribly alarming what's alarming it's alarming how alarmed you are it seems the radiation
06:19blockers in Chloe's sunscreen combined with the gamma rays in the orb have caused a mutagenic
06:25disruption to her powers so you're saying it's Phoebe's fault
06:31I'll run simulations to search for a cure it may take a while as this is cuckoo bananas
06:38why are you asking him for help I'm a doctor remember
06:43wrong records show you were three credits short of earning your evil medical degree
06:47because you never returned from spring break like I told Max partying always comes first wait a sec so
06:56you're not dr. Colosso you're mr. Colosso how dare you believe that AI jerk I'm gonna fry his motherboard
07:07you can't hurt a hologram which you would know if you were a real doctor I'm gonna fix this or
07:14my name
07:15isn't dr. Colosso it's not not to make this about me but I'm still invisible it's simple guys okay we
07:26reverse the effect of the gamma energy ball ends up Chloe uh not loving the word zap no Max let's
07:33stick to
07:33what we know after an injury heat and cryotherapy helps me so I could try to use my heat breath
07:38and
07:38freeze breath so your idea is to breathe on her would you say it like that it sounds silly but
07:46yes
07:52okay Chloe welcome to your healing spa therapy I'm over here welcome to your healing spa therapy I have you
08:02scheduled for the fixing you behind Max's back special and what does that involve uh fixing you behind Max's
08:09back I'm gonna have you ready for that party in no time get ready for the heat breath equivalent of
08:15a
08:15relaxing sauna now for a little freeze breath cryotherapy
08:28baby
08:29it is amazing what I can accomplish when I just don't listen to Max
08:38why do I ignore his lasers
08:40um I'm sure there is a perfectly good explanation for this
08:44Thunderbird
08:44what seems to be the problem
08:50I see
08:51I kinda sorta used my super breath therapy on Chloe and it didn't super work
08:57scanning Chloe
09:02your therapy cured her invisibility but now the mutation is tapping into the Thunderbird family DNA
09:09wait are you saying I'm gonna be experiencing all of our family's powers
09:14I'm sure that's not what he's saying
09:16you're going to experience all of your family's powers
09:21there's no way I'm going to that party now is there
09:24it's just not safe
09:26you could get a burst of Billy's super speed or mom's electricity powers
09:29or
09:33dad's flying powers
09:38Thunderbird was right
09:39I'm not a doctor
09:41how can I look down on people now
09:44stop distracting me
09:46Mr. Colosso
09:48not you too Maxie
09:50I just need to pass one more college course to be a real doctor
09:54whatever just let me focus on fixing Chloe
09:56who cares about Chloe I've got real problems
09:59I gotta go back to college
10:02books homework
10:04I'm gonna vomit
10:05ah
10:07ah
10:07ah
10:12Chloe
10:13you're visible again
10:14ah
10:17and you have super speed like Billy
10:20let me guess
10:23Phoebe breathed on you
10:25yes
10:26and now I'm getting random bursts of our family's powers
10:30like mom's electricity
10:32I cannot believe Phoebe did this behind my back
10:34luckily I have a plan to fix you behind her back
10:38do you think it'll work?
10:39absolutely
10:39I reversed the electromagnetic field within the gamma energy ball
10:42check it out
10:46it'll undo the mutagenic damage and return you back to normal
10:49less yapping more zapping
10:52okay
10:53just stand still
11:01how do you feel?
11:02kinda normal
11:05no more electricity
11:06let's see if I have my normal powers back
11:09yes! I'm back baby!
11:12I thought you weren't saying that anymore
11:13that's how happy I am
11:15man it is amazing what I can accomplish when I just don't listen to Phoebe
11:20wait
11:21since I'm fixed can I go to the party with Jinx and Booch?
11:24Chloe
11:24have you learned nothing from me this whole time?
11:27when it comes to partying the answer is always yes
11:31awesome!
11:31and in honor of you fixing me
11:33I'm gonna head out the Max way
11:38okay
11:39sneaking out of windows to go to parties?
11:42she's learning so much
11:49whoa!
11:50nice cupcake call
11:51toss me one
11:52they're not for you
11:54I felt bad Chloe was gonna miss her cupcakes by the sea party
11:56so I made her a cupcakes by the me party
12:00why are you like this?
12:02and why did you go behind my back and ruin Chloe's powers?
12:06oh! you know about that
12:08I also know that I fixed Chloe
12:12wait you hit her with more gamma rays after I said no?
12:15yeah! you're welcome
12:18seriously Max what do you even know about gamma rays?
12:21I know that she's at a real party right now
12:23not here where parties go to die
12:27now pass me a celebratory cupcake
12:29fine
12:34you missed my mouth
12:38Thunderfurd
12:40ah! cupcake party
12:42I'm more of a scone man myself
12:44Max, tell him what you did
12:46I reversed the electromagnetic field within the gamma energy ball to fix Chloe
12:51tell baby how smart I am
12:52this could be catastrophic
12:55in your face baby
12:57kinda what now?
12:59this may cause Chloe to cycle through extreme powers she's never experienced before
13:04how big a chance we talking?
13:07calculating? 90%
13:10no no no no that can't be right run it again
13:13you're right it's 100%
13:17what if we stick with 90?
13:25Max, how could you let her go to that party?
13:27if she has a power surge we'll be exposed and this whole mission will be over
13:30in my defense I know nothing about taking care of children
13:34we have to call her and tell her to teleport home
13:36please Chloe's partying with her friends she's never gonna pick up
13:40Max, you don't get how sisters work
13:46she is not picking up
13:49I guess I do know how sisters work
13:53let me text her
13:54she'll answer her favorite brother
13:58she blocked my number
14:01guess Billy's her favorite brother
14:04moving on to advanced villain chemistry
14:07Mr. Colosso
14:08what is the most volatile element on the periodic table?
14:14uh...
14:14thunder-tanium?
14:15wrong, it's evil-tanium
14:18sorry teach
14:19I ran out of newspaper and had to use my textbook to go potty
14:26you're a disappointment, please mute yourself
14:30you're the disappointment, Professor Dumbledore
14:34excuse me, Mr. Colosso
14:36sorry sir, I thought I was on mute
14:40and now that I am, I'd like to make fun of your unibrow
14:45still not muted
14:46I hate virtual learning
14:53this party's bumping
14:55yeah, and the best part is, no one's treating me like a soup
15:00you know
15:02soup, as in clam chowder
15:06I totally get you
15:07sometimes I feel like a butternut squash soup
15:09earthing, warm, and a little nutty
15:17I think I'm having deja too
15:19is that Miss Wong?
15:21are we in a nightmare?
15:24oh good, my brother and sister came to the party
15:26that's not embarrassing at all
15:29look Chloe, you rock
15:30but as the most popular kid in secret shores
15:32I can't be seen partying with random old people
15:36you're not the most popular kid in secret shores
15:39Chloe doesn't need to know that
15:43Chloe, you need to bail right now
15:45good idea, you guys start and I'll catch up to you in like four hours
15:49no, Chloe, the treatment Max gave you was gonna make you have bursts of random powers
15:53you won't know how to control
15:54don't be ridiculous, I'm fine
16:00and magnetic apparently
16:02we cannot let people see you like this
16:06she loves spoons, don't judge the kid
16:10Chloe, let's get you out of here
16:13I'd love to, but I'm kinda stuck here
16:17what is she doing?
16:19oh, oh, this is the fun chair leaning game we sometimes play
16:23yeah, you're winning Chloe
16:26chair leaning's my game
16:30you guys are weird
16:35the powers wore off, we should go before another one kicks in
16:39let me grab a cupcake for the road
16:44where'd Chloe go?
16:45did she teleport home?
16:46guys, I'm down here
16:51she shape shifted into a cupcake
16:53yeah, great, that was my next guess
17:01Chloe, which cupcake did you shape shift into?
17:04how do I know?
17:05all I see is frosting
17:07maybe, keep talking, we can try to figure out which one you are
17:10Chloe's brother and sister are wackadoodles
17:13oh, come on, I talk to my food
17:16yes, I do, you little cakey wakey shakey bakey
17:21uh, you can't hand out these cupcakes
17:25excuse me?
17:27A, I don't know you
17:28and C, this is my restaurant
17:31what about B?
17:32B, right back, I've got cupcakes to give out
17:35fresh cupcakes
17:40we cannot let these kids eat the cupcakes
17:41just knock them on the floor
17:43the kids?
17:43no, the cupcakes
17:57oops, you lost your cupcake, bummer
17:59ha ha ha
18:01is that all of them?
18:04no, one got away
18:06you have to spit the cupcake out, Jinx
18:07oh, he likes to eat them in one bite
18:09morning dorm
18:12spit it out, Jinx, it's an emergency
18:15don't worry, Chloe, we'll get you out of there
18:18cute, ah, ah, just there
18:20you are right, Jinx, they are wackadoodles
18:24uh, guys?
18:25not now, Chloe
18:26yeah, we're busy saving you
18:28Chloe?
18:30yep
18:32ha ha
18:34Jinx
18:36how about we just forget about the whole
18:37napkin in the mouth thing?
18:39and that part where I was
18:41burping you like a baby
18:44we should go
18:45yeah
18:49bye guys, this is so fun
18:51thanks for coming, Chloe
18:52next time don't bring your brother and sister
18:58and as valedictorian of evil university
19:01online campus
19:03I want my fellow graduates to follow their sinister dreams
19:08to Professor Dumbledore
19:10shave that unibrow
19:12what the gigabyte are you doing, rabbit?
19:15practicing my graduation speech
19:17you passed?
19:18they're letting you be a doctor?
19:21you know it
19:22cue the party mode
19:24I don't th-
19:25I said cue it!
19:27oh yeah
19:28work it
19:29go doctor
19:30go doctor
19:34ah
19:35I can't party like I used to
19:38I'm not in college anymore
19:43I'm so glad we're home
19:45less glad Chloe shapeshifted into a garden gnome
19:49yeah, thanks for carrying me home
19:51it's all good, it's just like when you were a little baby
19:53except now you got a sweet beard
19:57well, it's official
19:58we're the worst guardians in the galaxy
20:01we're not the worst thieves
20:03you're the worst
20:05you're both the worst
20:07smashing news, Thundermans
20:09I've come up with a cure for Chloe's condition
20:11yay me!
20:13finally, I just want to be normal again
20:16well, as normal as our family gets
20:20we just need a licensed doctor to prescribe the medication
20:23ahem, I believe a doctor, Colasso, can help you with that
20:27you're a doctor again?
20:28how'd you graduate in a day?
20:30threats were made and diplomas were given
20:34okay, well then can you get us the prescription to fix Chloe?
20:37sure thing!
20:38right after you give me my graduation gift
20:40I'm thinking of French river cruise with Max
20:43do you say, oui oui?
20:46I'm thinking, no no
20:49you don't deserve to see me in a beret
20:51and good luck getting that prescription without me
20:54already done, I sent it to a local super doctor
20:57while you were saying dumb things with your mouth hole
21:00ha, take that Colosso
21:02that's Dr. Colosso
21:04and don't you forget it!
21:06cue party mode!
21:19and, as your valedictorian
21:21I just want to take a moment and acknowledge everyone who helped get me here
21:26and rub it all in your faces
21:29nobody believed I could graduate after making the tough decision to return to college
21:34this morning
21:36it would feel wrong not to point out my parents
21:39who aren't here today
21:42because they hate me
21:43well the feeling's mutual, mom
21:47and finally, I'd like to get serious for a second
21:51I'm kidding, you all stink
21:54Dr. Colosso, you're on mute
21:56it's just a secret
21:58no!
22:01no!
22:16it's not a secret