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00:00:03A lot of people ask what I've been up to since high school.

00:00:08Honestly, nothing good.

00:00:32Gracias, mi amigo.

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00:07:40Bye, guys.

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00:07:43Safe travels.

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00:11:43Thanks.

00:11:45Okay.

00:11:57Lori, hey.

00:11:58How are you?

00:12:00You owe me money.

00:12:01No, I know, yeah.

00:12:02I was gonna pay you back.

00:12:03You were?

00:12:04Yeah.

00:12:05But then, you know, you moved.

00:12:08I don't really have, like, ten grand right now.

00:12:11You don't owe me ten grand, silly.

00:12:13I don't.

00:12:14No, um, you did 46 months ago.

00:12:18And, um, now $10,000 at a 20% monthly interest rate over 46 months means that you actually owe

00:12:27me, uh, $43,887,000.

00:12:34Uh, $43 million.

00:12:37I'll settle for $100,000, but I bet you don't have that either.

00:12:46And that is how I became a drug mule.

00:13:00I don't know.

00:13:03I don't know.

00:13:05Oh, my God.

00:13:31Swallow.

00:13:32Um, I don't, I don't really think that's possible.

00:13:38Claro que sí.

00:13:40Disfruta.

00:13:56The most important thing is to make sure each balloon is properly sealed.

00:14:20After a few runs, I decided to bring a friend.

00:14:29Oh, my God.

00:14:49The danger of body packing is, if a balloon breaks, you die.

00:14:56Oh, my God.

00:15:25Ask the floor.

00:15:27Okay, get a first question, please.

00:15:36Oh, my God.

00:15:38Oh, my God.

00:15:43Oh, my God.

00:15:47Oh, my God.

00:15:58Oh, my God.

00:15:59I can only cleanse for so long.

00:16:01Yeah, I know, but you've got to keep that shit up there, all right?

00:16:03I'm right through it.

00:16:07Damn.

00:16:07Sorry.

00:16:08Hey, what the fuck did you eat?

00:16:11I'm good.

00:16:12I'm good.

00:16:12No, gracias.

00:16:14Woo.

00:16:19Turn the engine off, please.

00:16:23Passports.

00:16:29What were you ladies doing in Mexico?

00:16:31Uh, I was just showing my girl how the mamacitas do it down here.

00:16:40Where have you been?

00:16:42It's me.

00:16:44You think Valentine?

00:16:47You have fun?

00:16:48No.

00:16:51No.

00:16:53No.

00:17:37Welcome to America.

00:17:38Thank you, sir.

00:18:13And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how Fessico's house got raided.

00:18:31Lori left East Highland, went into business with her cousin Harley and his son Wayne.

00:18:38I'm not saying they're inbred, but I have my suspicions.

00:18:44Looks good, mate.

00:18:45Here's the route.

00:18:47You haven't been killed or caught yet.

00:18:51Raise a little more.

00:18:54I've done a dozen runs over the course of two years, and somehow, ended up there number one mule.

00:19:02Background's something good.

00:19:10You think Wayne liked the spaghetti?

00:19:15I think Wayne likes you.

00:19:20You know, he's trying to get out of the drug business.

00:19:24Yeah, I don't know about that.

00:19:28He's been saving up.

00:19:30That's why he's got a lot of money in his safe.

00:19:35What's safe?

00:19:38The big one in his basement.

00:19:39He wants to get into avocados, and you can make a lot of money with avocados.

00:19:53What else does he have in that safe?

00:19:56Uh, I don't know.

00:19:58Important stuff.

00:20:00Where's the key?

00:20:01On his belt.

00:20:04What if there was a way to, like, take off his belt?

00:20:12I think I can figure that out.

00:20:15In between runs, I'd pick up extra cash driving for Uber.

00:20:25I left the old farm down in Texas

00:20:28And bombed all around for a time

00:20:33Then one day I found myself staring

00:20:37At a sign that rips on some barn

00:20:41The big cars in the view

00:20:44The city is crumbling

00:20:46Crime is out of control

00:20:48Somebody's got to do something

00:20:50Yeah, totally

00:20:53Oh, up here on the right

00:20:55Oh, okay

00:20:58All right

00:21:00Let's go

00:21:00Stay in trouble

00:21:01Yeah, well, do, baby

00:21:03I wonder

00:21:07Hey, babe

00:21:16Yo, Howard

00:21:16It's been it

00:21:17Open up

00:21:23Hey

00:21:25How was Arizona?

00:21:27Um, yeah, no, it was great

00:21:28Uh, just got to hang out with Gia

00:21:30And she's doing good

00:21:31She's, like, top of her class

00:21:32So was I

00:21:35I, um

00:21:36Sometimes Lexi would let me crash on her couch

00:21:38It always came with a lecture

00:21:43What are your long-term goals?

00:21:45And since I couldn't be honest

00:21:46About what I'd been up to

00:21:48I'd be fake

00:21:49Right now, it's kind of just a day at a time

00:21:52You have to plan for the future

00:21:53Because pretty soon Uber drivers are going to be extinct

00:21:57It's all going to be automated

00:21:58Like AI

00:21:59They're not going to need people like you

00:22:02All right

00:22:07You know, I met these, uh

00:22:10These Christians on a homestead in Texas

00:22:13Christians in Texas?

00:22:14It was a drop-off

00:22:16But, yeah, the Miller family

00:22:18I can't stop thinking about them

00:22:20It was, like, six kids

00:22:23And they lived on a farm

00:22:24With, like, a bunch of animals

00:22:26And no technology

00:22:28No nothing

00:22:29And I genuinely think that they were the happiest people

00:22:32I've ever met in my life

00:22:34Because they're in a cult

00:22:35Oh, well, maybe that's the answer

00:22:39Christianity?

00:22:40I just feel like

00:22:42If I grew up religious

00:22:43Maybe my life would be better

00:22:44Well, I'm not going to be friends with a Christian

00:22:47Why?

00:22:49Because they're judgmental

00:22:57You know, you really should call for this

00:23:02Yeah, I know

00:23:04I feel guilty, but I just

00:23:06I haven't had any time

00:23:08I've been really busy

00:23:09Yeah, well, you're free today

00:23:11This is rare

00:23:12Like, I work, like, seven days a week

00:23:15Yeah, well, he misses you

00:23:17Did he say that?

00:23:19Multiple times

00:23:21Well, I don't know

00:23:23My hours and his hours don't really line up

00:23:27So it's hard

00:23:28I'll just, like, pick up the phone and call him

00:23:30It's not like he's going anywhere

00:23:33He's in prison for 30 years

00:23:37Lexi was working in Hollywood on a nighttime soap

00:23:43Her boss, Patti Lance, was an industry legend

00:23:48Writers are the engineers of the human soul

00:23:51People underestimate the power of entertainment

00:23:56What you see on television

00:23:58Directly impacts the way we see one another

00:24:03The decisions we make at home

00:24:06In schools

00:24:07And more importantly

00:24:09What we do at the ballot box

00:24:11Okay?

00:24:13That means

00:24:14It's really important that we get 7-12 together

00:24:19Lexi felt right at home

00:24:20She was surrounded by smart, creative people

00:24:24Who cared about the world

00:24:25We had so much

00:24:26It's giving me so much anxiety

00:24:29Unlike her sister

00:24:30Who's living in some right-wing suburban bubble

00:24:38How much is that doggy in the window

00:24:44The one with the waggly tail

00:24:50She spent her free time trying to become TikTok famous

00:24:53How much is that doggy in the window

00:24:56I do hope that doggy is for sale

00:25:26So I go to work all day

00:25:28I come home

00:25:31And you're pretending to be a puppy dog

00:25:33I'm just creating content

00:25:35There are dishes in the sink from last night's dinner

00:25:38There are flies buzzing around

00:25:40I am so sorry, Mr. Nate

00:25:42Do not apologize, Juana

00:25:43You work for the two of us

00:25:44She is a housekeeper, not a videographer

00:25:47Well, she's good at both

00:25:49I'd pay her to do one

00:25:50Get to work

00:25:51Cheers, Mr. Nate

00:25:58How many times do we have to talk about this?

00:26:01I am in the real world making deals

00:26:04If an investor comes across a video like this online

00:26:06I'm a joke

00:26:07People make money doing this

00:26:09Think about what you're saying

00:26:11What you're actually saying

00:26:12How much is that doggy in the window

00:26:15Who's the doggy?

00:26:17I'm the doggy

00:26:18All right, so you're for sale

00:26:19No

00:26:19No, but what you're saying is

00:26:21You can buy me

00:26:23It's just a funny video

00:26:25Except you're not a doggy

00:26:26You're a grown woman

00:26:27So that makes you a what?

00:26:33A prostitute

00:26:36No, I am not a prostitute

00:26:38Then stop acting like you are

00:26:40You are blowing this way out of proportion

00:26:41I am growing my following

00:26:43This brand might sponsor me

00:26:45It's called monetization

00:26:53Come

00:27:11You don't need to worry about money

00:27:14I've got money

00:27:16Why haven't we remodeled the living room

00:27:19Or the kitchen

00:27:20Or the master en suite

00:27:22Maybe we will

00:27:23But right now I'm investing in myself

00:27:26In the business

00:27:28And it takes money to make money

00:27:31Then let me chip in

00:27:42You've been a bad, bad dog

00:27:52Nate had taken over his dad's business

00:27:56How about this?

00:27:57Just turn him on every time

00:27:59Can't do what?

00:28:01Work

00:28:03We gotta put on a shelf

00:28:06Alright boss

00:28:07But what he didn't realize

00:28:09Is how fucking hard it is to build

00:28:11In Southern California

00:28:14Their wedding was around the corner

00:28:18And Cassie was dreaming big

00:28:22Fuck

00:28:24Fuck

00:28:25Fuck

00:28:26Fuck

00:28:27Fuck

00:28:51What's going on?

00:28:52What's going on?

00:28:55Do you know how many baby boomers died today?

00:29:07No.

00:29:086,000.

00:29:09Jesus.

00:29:10Boomer dies every 15 seconds.

00:29:12You fast forward 10 years from now, it's a tidal wave of death.

00:29:16There's only two things certain in this life, and that's death and taxes.

00:29:21Sun Settlers will be the premier end-of-life transitional facility in California.

00:29:26We're going to offer dignity and care when these people need it most.

00:29:30You don't have to sell me.

00:29:32I just need to make sure things are moving smoothly before I invest in the second round.

00:29:36Smoothly?

00:29:37Yeah.

00:29:38Take a look at what we got going on here.

00:29:41These guys have been here since the crack of dawn.

00:29:45Trust me, Kurt, we're going to make a killing.

00:29:47If Fred ever tried to tell me what I could and could not post on social media, I'd castrate him.

00:29:53He just doesn't get the online world.

00:29:55I mean, people make so much money using it.

00:29:58I don't want to have to fight about the prices of floral arrangements or a wedding cake or ice luges.

00:30:03I don't think you can make money that fast.

00:30:05I mean, you can't on OnlyFans.

00:30:07Isn't that porn?

00:30:08See, I used to think the same thing, but I started reading and it's actually the biggest misconception.

00:30:14I mean, the platform's used to sell content, communicate.

00:30:18I'd be the one in charge.

00:30:19Wait.

00:30:20Are you really considering this?

00:30:21I mean, I wasn't.

00:30:23Not until Nate started nickel-and-diming me.

00:30:25So what would you be posting?

00:30:28Oh.

00:30:29Probably the same stuff that I post on Instagram.

00:30:33So why would people pay for it?

00:30:35To form a deeper connection with me.

00:30:38Like, imagine all the unhappy men in the world for just $50.

00:30:43They could get a personalized pick and text from me saying,

00:30:47Good morning, handsome.

00:30:49Thinking about you today.

00:30:52That's it?

00:30:54People just want to feel special.

00:31:00Well, good luck with Nate.

00:31:05Don't underestimate me.

00:31:24Hey, Kelly.

00:31:34Are you seeing anyone?

00:31:36No.

00:31:40You?

00:31:41No.

00:31:44You hear about Jules?

00:31:47No.

00:31:49Don't tell her I told you, but Nadi told me she's a sugar baby.

00:31:54A sugar baby?

00:31:56A hooker.

00:31:57But there's a difference, right?

00:31:58Sugar babies don't have to have sex.

00:32:00It's like having a chef who doesn't cook.

00:32:03You ready?

00:32:04Maddie worked in management, representing influencers and a few actors,

00:32:08including Dylan Reed.

00:32:15The heartthrob of early nights.

00:32:22And action!

00:32:36Listen, you're drunk.

00:32:38I just have to build up the courage.

00:32:46Cut.

00:32:47Cut it!

00:32:50What if he kisses her and then says the line?

00:32:54The kiss is the button.

00:32:57Let's try it.

00:33:01Spin her, kiss her, then the line.

00:33:03Okay.

00:33:05And action!

00:33:10You're drunk.

00:33:14I just have to build up the courage.

00:33:20Good note.

00:33:21And cut!

00:33:23That's a cut.

00:33:23Where's my iced tea?

00:33:24That was the day Lexi gained Dylan's respect.

00:33:29Hey, Lisa.

00:33:50Maddie's job appeared more glamorous than it was.

00:33:53Most days she was stuck behind a desk.

00:34:00Spenser's office, this is Maddie speaking.

00:34:03Hi.

00:34:04Yeah, please.

00:34:06I have Annie on line, too.

00:34:08Okay, dear.

00:34:12Darling, how are you?

00:34:14How's Baltimore?

00:34:15I was just about to call you.

00:34:16I was just about to call you.

00:34:23She had good relationships with the town.

00:34:25How long have you stayed at this thing?

00:34:27Stop patting.

00:34:27You're getting paid $50,000 to watch a movie.

00:34:30Do I have to say for all of them?

00:34:31Give me a fucking break.

00:34:35The manager takes 10% of everything.

00:34:41Five grand for the night.

00:34:47Good money.

00:34:49If you're Maddie's boss.

00:34:53Thank you, Ms. Pache.

00:34:55The first step I get, right?

00:34:57Like, I'm powerless, so my addiction, my life is a manager.

00:34:59Fine.

00:35:00Step two.

00:35:01Only a power greater than myself can restore my sanity.

00:35:04Fine.

00:35:05I get it.

00:35:06Step three.

00:35:08I just...

00:35:11That's hard.

00:35:12Why?

00:35:14Because how am I supposed to give my life and will over to the care of God?

00:35:17Easy.

00:35:18You believe in something greater than yourself.

00:35:20That's something that's God.

00:35:21God is good.

00:35:21That is that.

00:35:23You know, I've never been into the whole believing in God thing, you know?

00:35:26Yeah.

00:35:27But I did meet this family, and they're super religious, and just, like, so happy.

00:35:34And it just made me think that maybe I'm the one missing something.

00:35:37Well, religious people are happier.

00:35:38That's a fact.

00:35:39Okay, so what do I do?

00:35:40Just, like, pick up a Bible and start reading it?

00:35:42That'll be a start.

00:35:43Yeah, but isn't there a bunch of crazy shit in there?

00:35:45Like what?

00:35:46Oh, yeah, like girls.

00:35:48What?

00:35:48Does that have to do with anything?

00:35:49Well, doesn't it say that, like, gays should be put to death or something?

00:35:53That was, like, 3,000 years ago.

00:35:54What?

00:35:54So 3,000 years ago was fine to, like, put the gays to death?

00:35:57Okay, look, you're talking about the Israelites.

00:35:59They were on the run.

00:36:00That was the main thing, all right?

00:36:01It wasn't a time for any type of distractions.

00:36:03But being gay is a distraction.

00:36:04If you're running from the Egyptian army, fuck yeah, it's a distraction.

00:36:06You don't have a sex.

00:36:08Yeah, but it specifically calls out gay sex.

00:36:11They didn't want men fucking men, all right?

00:36:14Okay.

00:36:14They didn't say nothing about women.

00:36:17But, hold on, it kind of makes sense, though, because the men had to focus back then, all right?

00:36:21The survival of the people was this thing.

00:36:23Okay, so if two men got caught kissing, they just killed.

00:36:26Oh, my God.

00:36:26What are you writing?

00:36:27A romance novel?

00:36:28It says men who lay with men.

00:36:30You're talking about butt sex.

00:36:33Yo.

00:36:34I don't know nothing about butt sex, but I do know that war ain't the time for butt sex.

00:36:38Stop.

00:36:39Dude.

00:36:40Okay.

00:36:41This is before the invention of soap, germ theory, antibiotic.

00:36:45Yeah, okay.

00:36:46You gotta have ground rules, real.

00:36:48I get it.

00:36:49Okay, what I'm saying is you could spend all day picking apart these books.

00:36:53What about this?

00:36:54What about that?

00:36:55I had all kinds of bitch translations, you know, just taking everything out of context.

00:36:59You either have faith or you don't have faith.

00:37:01Otherwise, you can argue about this shit forever.

00:37:07Okay, I'm sold.

00:37:08I'm making the decision, God be my witness, that I'm going to read the Bible, okay?

00:37:13And when I do, I'm going to read every word as absolute fact.

00:37:17God damn, you ain't got to be so extreme about it.

00:37:19No, no, Ali, you said it yourself.

00:37:21Either you believe or you don't believe, right?

00:37:23So I'm choosing to believe.

00:37:29The miracles have begun.

00:37:32Amen.

00:37:33Hallelujah.

00:37:44The first book of Moses, called Genesis.

00:37:53In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth.

00:37:59The earth was about full and void, and darkness was on the face of the deep.

00:38:06And the spirit of God was hovering over the face of the waters.

00:38:12Then God said, let there be light.

00:38:21And there was light.

00:38:27Huh?

00:38:28You're a retard.

00:38:29Lori needs you.

00:38:30Uh, yeah, I'll see you tomorrow.

00:38:33All right.

00:38:52I'll see you tomorrow.

00:39:20Yo, hey, uh, I'm going to need you to drop off a package, some real piece of shit.

00:39:25Wait, me?

00:39:26Really?

00:39:27Yeah, you.

00:39:28Are you sure?

00:39:28Mm-hmm.

00:39:30Good.

00:39:30Yeah, and he's a big buyer, so don't fuck it up.

00:39:35I'm making a chicken dinner.

00:39:37You know, for fast.

00:39:39You'll just do a lot, Faye.

00:39:42Really sweet.

00:39:45Faye, hurry the fuck up.

00:39:56Hello.

00:39:59He's out.

00:40:03Let's move on.

00:40:04Let's move on.

00:40:07Let's move on.

00:40:12Oh, my God.

00:40:37Oh, my God.

00:41:11Oh, my God.

00:41:41Oh, my God.

00:41:45Hey, man.

00:41:47Uh, Alamo?

00:42:02Is there anywhere I could take a leak?

00:42:17Oh, my God.

00:42:34Inside, upstairs, take a right and then a left.

00:42:34Oh, my God.

00:42:35Oh, my God.

00:43:07The probability of drawing four of a kind is 0.17%.

00:43:15I got lucky, man.

00:43:18Is that what you call it?

00:43:27Yo, do you know where the bathroom is?

00:43:30It's up the stairs to the right.

00:43:31I can't actually.

00:43:37I can't.

00:43:53Oh, shit.

00:44:10Actually, could you help me?

00:44:13Yeah, of course I can.

00:44:14Yeah.

00:44:14Got it.

00:44:15Thank you so much.

00:44:17Yeah.

00:44:27I'm still sore from my boob job, so it's...

00:44:30Oh, yeah?

00:44:31It's a little bit difficult.

00:44:35Well, if it's any consolation, I think you look fucking amazing.

00:44:41You think so?

00:44:42Hell, yeah.

00:44:43All right.

00:44:44There you go.

00:44:45No problem.

00:44:47So, how do you know Elmo?

00:44:59It's a little big.

00:45:17Oh, no.

00:45:19I come apart, but I can't go.

00:45:24Come on, I don't know what you're doing.

00:45:28I come apart, but I can't go.

00:45:37I'm going to get through, but I'm going to count.

00:45:41I come apart, but I can't go.

00:45:53I'll be right back.

00:45:55She works for Lloyd.

00:46:14You walk up in my house, dance with my girls, and you don't even introduce yourself.

00:46:21I'm so sorry.

00:46:27That's kind of disrespectful, little lady.

00:46:30Got that new match, babe.

00:46:37This will hit the spot.

00:46:49I was beginning to believe that I met Alamo Brown for a reason.

00:46:54This is my little slice of heaven.

00:46:56Now, what's all these girls?

00:46:59They're demons.

00:47:01That's because I had to select them.

00:47:03Yeah?

00:47:04What business are you doing?

00:47:05Well, this is a girl.

00:47:08Hit me out.

00:47:09Now, I'm just curious.

00:47:15I collect the most sought-after resource on God's green earth.

00:47:21More valuable than gold, oil, uranium, combined.

00:47:28I'm in the business of pussy.

00:47:31Oh, shit.

00:47:33My men.

00:47:34Hell, yeah.

00:47:39See, I done peeped it from a young age now.

00:47:43I've seen it.

00:47:45Pussy.

00:47:46That thing between your legs got a Mr. Powell.

00:47:50So, I figured I'd stare at me right by some pussy with my cash register.

00:47:57Ka-ching.

00:47:59Ka-ching.

00:48:02Got motherfucking shit.

00:48:05Oh, man.

00:48:07Well, I came to right fucking house, then.

00:48:09That's right.

00:48:09I'm the motherfucking king of pussy.

00:48:12I own and operate five of the dirtiest and selectable strip clubs in the state of California.

00:48:19Fully nude.

00:48:21And always nude.

00:48:23Ain't that right, Pete?

00:48:25Yes.

00:48:27Okay.

00:48:28I'm just gonna, like, lay my cards out on the table here.

00:48:32That's, like, my dream job.

00:48:34Oh.

00:48:35What?

00:48:36You wanna be a hoe.

00:48:37No, man.

00:48:38No, no, no, no.

00:48:39I mean, like, how would I have said, you know?

00:48:43Like, uh, troubleshooting.

00:48:47Troubleshooting?

00:48:50Troublemaking?

00:48:51I mean, a little bit of both.

00:48:52I see you.

00:48:53You okay, Wanna?

00:49:01I'll bet you run them bitches like a nigga, don't you?

00:49:05What?

00:49:06You see me?

00:49:07You got a freak-up in it.

00:49:10I'm begging you.

00:49:11Hire me.

00:49:12Come on, man.

00:49:14Please.

00:49:16What's your word for that, Crack-A-Laurie?

00:49:17Yeah, but that's, like, the worst fucking job in the world.

00:49:23Well, little lady,

00:49:25that's the beauty of this country we call America.

00:49:30Anyone can reinvent themselves.

00:49:35That's right, baby.

00:49:36That's right.

00:49:37That's right.

00:49:38That's right.

00:49:39That's right.

00:49:39You daddy.

00:49:41Does he always like this?

00:49:42Look away.

00:49:43Oh.

00:49:45That.

00:49:47That's right.

00:49:48Well, let's do it.

00:49:52Let's do it.

00:49:55Okay.

00:49:59You baby?

00:50:00You baby?

00:50:09Okay.

00:50:11Good.

00:50:12Good.

00:50:14Let's do it.

00:50:15Good.

00:50:22How's the food?

00:50:28Okay.

00:50:34Are you happy?

00:50:37Yeah.

00:50:38Good.

00:50:43So, um, can we talk about the wedding?

00:50:49What part?

00:50:52Florals.

00:50:53So, I have an idea.

00:50:57I'm not spending $50,000 on floral arrangements.

00:51:01Will you just listen?

00:51:02$2,000. I understand.

00:51:04$5,000, fine.

00:51:05But $50,000 on something that's going to die in a couple of days?

00:51:11That's insane.

00:51:12Well, I might have a solution.

00:51:19Is it less flowers?

00:51:21No.

00:51:22Is it less money?

00:51:25No.

00:51:26And there's no discussion?

00:51:32What if I paid for the flowers?

00:51:38You don't have any money.

00:51:41I can make it.

00:51:45Doing what?

00:51:48So, I've kind of actually been doing some research.

00:51:53And there's a way to make a lot of money really fast.

00:52:01How?

00:52:05OnlyFans.

00:52:13The porn website.

00:52:15See?

00:52:15No, that's a common misconception about the platform.

00:52:18You actually just...

00:52:19You want to do porn?

00:52:22Well, if you would just let me finish.

00:52:24It's really fascinating.

00:52:25You want to sell your body for floral arrangements?

00:52:31I will if I have to.

00:52:37Absolutely not.

00:52:40No.

00:52:43Well, then we have a really big problem.

00:52:47Because...

00:52:48I didn't wait my entire life to have a ghetto wedding.

00:52:52So...

00:52:55So what are you trying to say?

00:52:57That maybe we shouldn't have a wedding.

00:53:02If you can't afford a wedding.

00:53:09I'm trading water right now.

00:53:12I can't move forward with Sun Settlers

00:53:14till I get the fucking environmental survey.

00:53:16I got interest rates, the regulations,

00:53:19the planning and zoning commission

00:53:20is trying to fuck me in the ass.

00:53:22And Kurt...

00:53:23Oh, I'm just not sure if now is the right time to invest.

00:53:27Then maybe it's not the right time to get married.

00:53:31It's not the right time to get married.

00:53:32Baby, I'm trying to give you everything that you want.

00:53:35It doesn't feel that way.

00:53:36I...

00:53:39I just need to get to the starting line.

00:53:42What's the starting line?

00:53:43What about the finish line?

00:53:44It's in view.

00:53:45It is in view.

00:53:46We are so close.

00:53:47We're so close.

00:53:50This is going to be our moment.

00:53:52My moment is walking down that aisle.

00:53:55Surrounded by my friends, family.

00:54:00I have $50,000 worth of flowers.

00:54:24What kind of pictures are we talking about?

00:54:28Pretty ones.

00:54:48You promised me

00:54:50you're not going to show those

00:54:52in your pretty face at the same time.

00:55:00Tish?

00:55:14Tish?

00:55:14She's late with that now.

00:55:16She's late with that now.

00:55:29she sent you

00:55:31sabotaged my shit

00:55:33is that what she did

00:55:34she put your ass up to this

00:55:35I swear to god

00:55:36I just

00:55:36I gave you what they gave me

00:55:37I didn't pack it

00:55:38I didn't open it

00:55:39I had no idea

00:55:42I mean if I did

00:55:43why the fuck would I stay here

00:55:46you tell me

00:55:49it's gonna sound

00:55:50fucking stupid now

00:55:50but

00:55:51I just

00:55:52when we were talking

00:55:55I thought that

00:55:56I don't know

00:55:58maybe

00:55:59god brought us together

00:56:02yeah

00:56:03yeah

00:56:04I mean

00:56:04I don't want to be

00:56:05working for Lori

00:56:06she's got me

00:56:08swallowing balloons

00:56:09the size of golf balls

00:56:10and like

00:56:10pathing my intestines

00:56:11and going across the border

00:56:12it's fucking hell

00:56:13on earth

00:56:14it's over some shit

00:56:15I did in high school

00:56:17she just say

00:56:18fucking high school

00:56:19she talking about high school

00:56:21Lori fronted me

00:56:22a suitcase in high school

00:56:23and then like

00:56:24my mom found it

00:56:25and she flushed it

00:56:26down the toilet

00:56:26I mean I'm not like

00:56:27blaming my mom

00:56:28obviously

00:56:28because I should have

00:56:29hit it better

00:56:30but the point is

00:56:30Lori came back

00:56:31and she said

00:56:32that I owed her

00:56:33a hundred thousand dollars

00:56:34and I have been paying

00:56:35for that single

00:56:35fucking mistake

00:56:36ever since

00:56:38so

00:56:41you know

00:56:41when you

00:56:42started talking

00:56:43about how in America

00:56:44you can reinvent yourself

00:56:45I thought

00:56:47I don't know

00:56:48maybe this is god

00:56:51maybe this is the hand

00:56:53of god

00:56:54at work

00:56:55you know

00:56:56giving me something

00:56:56to look forward to

00:56:57or like

00:56:58some kind of hope

00:56:59that

00:57:02one day

00:57:04I could

00:57:05you know

00:57:08I could also have

00:57:08my own little size

00:57:09happen

00:57:14so you believe

00:57:15in god

00:57:18yes sir

00:57:25well let's see

00:57:26if he believes in you

00:57:54I don't know

00:58:17If I were you, I'd stay real still.

00:58:32I'd stay real still.

00:59:23I'd stay real still.

00:59:53I'd stay real still.

01:00:20I'd stay real still.

01:00:24I'd stay real still.

01:00:58I'd stay real still.

01:01:17I'd stay real still.

01:01:21I'd stay real still.

01:01:29I'd stay real still.

01:01:33I'd stay real still.

01:01:49I'd stay real still.

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