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00:14To be continued...
00:30Hikaru Geru of the Poison Clan
00:32and his greatest challenge yet
00:34to get married.
00:37I hear you.
00:43Oh no!
00:44I slipped through my alarm!
00:47What's the big deal, Mom?
00:49I said to make sure I didn't oversleep.
00:51Now I'm gonna be late for school.
00:55I'll see ya!
00:56If you're that eager to go to school
00:58on your day off, be my guest.
01:01Oh, that's right.
01:09This is what they refer to
01:10as a family meal.
01:12Just one example of human behavior.
01:15Next up, we have the
01:16mixed-gender friendship exhibit.
01:21In addition to the art of killing,
01:23the Geru family taught me
01:24about the lives of the humans
01:26I would eventually have to assassinate.
01:30They lived on the other side
01:31of one-way mirrors,
01:33unaware of what was happening.
01:35We call it the Human Zoo.
01:37These creatures,
01:39so fragile and ignorant,
01:41live at the mercy of fate.
01:44As heir to the Poison Clan,
01:46you'll be the one responsible
01:47for sealing that fate.
01:53The
02:19More f-f-f-f
02:21Rage-a-ki-no-ha-te-de
02:23Fuka-maru闇
02:25-o-o-o-u-ji-na-ke Tego
02:27-o-o-kaka-e-ta-mama-de Stemina
02:31-bo-kura-wo-fure-e Toxic K
02:36-mi
02:36-no-ta-me-no-e-ba Toxic Ume
02:40-e
02:41-ka-e-cha-u-sa Agiru-o
02:43-ho-to-h-ka-rete-du-yo A-s-o
02:46-o-h-so-ho-ho-ho-kiss Toxic
02:49Toxic
02:49What do you want?
02:52Toxic
02:53I'm always here here
02:56I'm just curious
02:58I'm here
02:59What do you do?
03:01Kill or kiss
03:06Let's go!
03:07Kill or kiss
03:08Kill or kiss
03:10Kill or kiss
03:12Kill or kiss
03:12Kill or kiss
03:13Kill or kiss
03:22Kill or kiss
03:23Sitting down with your family
03:24Eating dinner together every single night
03:27The idea that you dismissed as a useless distraction
03:30That's the life I'm after
03:32Even if it kills me
03:36Don't have it in you?
03:38Pathetic
03:38If this is the attitude the next head of the famous Poison Clan is adopting
03:44Some amateur is gonna eat you alive!
03:48Modify Bloodline Plus Plus
03:50Hell's Lashes!
03:57My skin gives me the unique ability to bend any fluid to my will
04:02Let me demonstrate!
04:08No!
04:10Oops
04:10Did I accidentally hit an innocent bystander?
04:13I'll compensate you
04:15Of course
04:15Well I would if you were going to survive
04:18Hey, are you going to be alright?
04:21I'm confused
04:22Why go this far from me?
04:24Because it's our job
04:26But in Ghetto's eyes you're more than just a client
04:36But what does that mean?
04:38Just run!
04:39Leave us!
04:41We only have one priority!
04:44Ensuring your safe escape!
04:46But Ghetto and I need a little more time!
04:50We'll be fine!
04:52Come on!
04:53Tell me how I can help you out already!
05:05I lost my supply of needles and poisons after that hit!
05:08Crap!
05:11All that flailing is making it impossible to get close to her!
05:15Master Hikaru
05:16You must never allow yourself to engage a master for less than 5 billion yen
05:21Only agree if victory is absolutely guaranteed
05:25A master must not risk exposing his arts
05:28What we call modified bloodline increments
05:32Also, if someone learns your secrets
05:34Then you must kill them without any hesitation
05:38Their death will both preserve the poison master's legacy and build upon it
05:43Shut up!
05:51Special delivery for you
05:53What?
05:54Why?
05:57Because the water master would have knocked it out of the air if I'd thrown it
06:01So I dove in to make sure it made the journey
06:03I'm rescuing you!
06:05You should have used the opportunity and left when you had the chance!
06:09Your name's Ghetto, right?
06:10I'll break this down for you
06:12You think you stormed in here, knight and shining armor?
06:16I'll guess again
06:17In case you couldn't tell, I'm not exactly princess material
06:21In short, I'm the one who's rescuing you
06:33After all that, you leap into danger?
06:36No idea what's going through your head
06:38He shouldn't have bothered with shielding you
06:40No doubt you're a definite shoe-in for this year's least worth saving award
06:45So tell me, how does it feel risking your life for an idiot and dying for absolutely nothing?
06:52Kinosaki
06:52Thanks for setting me up with her
06:57And... not someone else
07:00I'm glad it was Himekawa, and she was my first
07:06Drop that syringe or the girl gets it!
07:17Drop that syringe or the girl gets it!
07:18It's empty?
07:23Wait... I didn't see!
07:26How'd he... sneak up... behind me?
07:29I... can't control the water!
07:47You're right, you really are a professional
07:49I'll call you the next time my sink's clogged
07:55I've made a horrible mistake
07:57Is my hand in a no-touch zone?
08:00Not like it was intentional
08:02I basically had no choice
08:04And it's the back of my hand
08:05So I don't think it counts
08:07Kinosaki
08:08What do I do?
08:09No!
08:10No!
08:12No!
08:17No!
08:31That rash... You're allergic to clean air, right?
08:36That's why your suits filled with water to keep you from being exposed I
08:41Read about it in the poison masters library. I
08:45Made a cream to alleviate the symptoms apply as needed
08:50Huh, and why would you do that cuz you pity me as if I'm hammering the final nail in your
08:56coffin
08:57I beat you now. I'm curing you. I don't teach you to never mess with me again
09:03It's not profitable losing. I mean
09:14Sorry, forgive me I
09:18Swear I'll never ever be bad again. I would hope not you know your legitimate exhibits are pretty baller. So
09:25focus on those
09:26Or we'll be back
09:29So weak nothing but an amateur
09:31You're letting him off with a warning instead of finishing the job a master kills and leaves no loose ends
09:37There are no years to cross me again, then he'll get my thousand torments toxin
09:42Letting him go may seem wishy-washy to you, but I don't kill for free
09:47Is that okay with you himekawa?
09:50Sure, I'm never letting my guard down again
09:54You need a ride
09:58I can't believe you didn't get it when I introduced my shark but Chomsky
10:02I mean come on obviously the shark is my butt isn't that right Chomsky?
10:18Hmm
10:29Welcome home mommy, we missed you
10:35Critics didn't think much of egg while he was alive
10:38He let go of most of his works all of them
10:41That is
10:42Hey, why are you hiding in the corner?
10:44No reason not to
10:45My late wife tragically passed away in a traffic accident shortly after we had Akiha
10:50Of course we could sell the painting and live a carefree life in a nice house off the proceeds we'd
10:55make
10:55But instead we'd rather keep our family together
10:58Hey Gero
10:59Get over here Akiha wants to say thank you
11:02I'm good
11:04No need to bother
11:05Cut out the lone wolf act
11:07There's nothing wrong with being appreciated
11:09Besides humility just comes off as rude
11:15Hiya mister
11:15I just wanted to say thank you for rescuing my mom
11:19Gero
11:20When I heard you were a poison master
11:22I figured you'd be a real piece of work
11:25But I guess you're an exception to the rule
11:29My thoughts exactly
11:31I was waiting for the right time to thank you
11:33But
11:36My brother Okuto
11:38He got that operation you helped pay for
11:42He's still recovering
11:43But he's got the energy to send me dumb selfies every day
11:47Can you believe it?
11:49I tell him he's supposed to be resting like he listens to me
11:52Because you're willing to risk your life for us?
11:56That family?
11:57He may call his gang?
11:59And even my little brother
12:00They're all able to smile again
12:02You do realize what you've done is truly wonderful, right?
12:08Hey, where do you think you're going?
12:10The bathroom
12:11To do some cleaning
12:12For real?
12:14Before you go
12:14We never discussed your reward
12:17Honestly, there aren't enough organs between us to pay for the work you put in
12:21I'd obviously love to offer you some money
12:23But we're also kind of strapped for cash
12:25I'll give you anything else you want, though
12:27Just name it
12:36Where the hell is Kinosaki?
12:38Picking out what to wear again?
12:40How long does that take?
12:42In that case, Himekawa
12:43Come over and celebrate with us
12:45Three hotties out on the town
13:06Something wrong?
13:09It's just the two of us
13:26I had no clue what I was getting myself into
13:31Shark!
13:32Shark!
13:33Shark!
13:34My turn?
13:35Shark!
13:37Shark!
13:38Welcome to the belly of the beast!
13:45Comencing Operation Date!
13:48Thanks to Operation White Knight
13:50Gato saved Himekawa from her captors
13:52With his likability at an all-time high
13:54He managed to wrangle a date with her
13:56Now tell her how you feel and seal the deal
14:01He...
14:01He spotted me already
14:03I shouldn't have expected any less from a master assassin
14:10Remember Gato
14:11Rule number one
14:12Subsection three of the Kinosaki school of dating
14:15If you don't know what to talk about
14:16Complimenting something cute she's wearing will work every time
14:20It shows you have an interest in her
14:23We're in luck
14:24She's covered in stuff you can bring up
14:26Pretty earrings
14:27A lovely necklace
14:28Her cute nails
14:30Or that stylish jacket
14:34So...
14:34That necklace of yours
14:35Go for it!
14:37Looks kind of old
14:38Is it an heirloom?
14:41Huh?
14:42Even Himekawa's speechless
14:45It came with a flea market dehumidifier
14:48Who could have seen that coming?
14:51That's a perfect combo starter
14:52The flea market dehumidifier that came with our jewelry
14:55There's tons of follow-ups for that!
14:57Anyway
14:58Did you cut your bangs?
15:00Uh-oh
15:02Don't give up yet!
15:04And look at Himekawa, not me!
15:06Gato, listen
15:07Uh-oh
15:08All that hard work winning her over down the drain
15:10If you're not gonna eat that
15:12Then give me it
15:14Thanks a lot!
15:15It's a good thing Himekawa's so easygoing
15:18I love these
15:20Did you say love?
15:21Red alert!
15:23This is a disaster
15:25No choice
15:26I've got to lend a hand
15:27Or this date is thin!
15:29That must be a Greenland shark
15:31Wow!
15:32You know so much!
15:33Oh wow!
15:34It's that support shark app that they shut down due to horrible user reviews
15:38Neat!
15:39Wow!
15:39You know so much!
15:40It even makes whale puns!
15:43Excuse me miss
15:44That monitor
15:45It's off limits for
15:47Even me?
15:50What's the harm?
15:53I couldn't help but notice you barely touched your food
15:55What's up?
15:56Well actually
15:58The truth is
16:00I can't eat anything someone else has made
16:03It's become second nature
16:06As far back as I'm able to remember
16:08I've done nothing but train to become a poison master
16:12As far as food's concerned
16:14All that matters is whether it's poisoned or not
16:16I've always prepared my own meals and ate them alone
16:20Sir! Please! Show some restraint!
16:23No
16:24I went through something similar
16:28The entire time I was growing up
16:30I was also alone
16:34I'm an orphan
16:36I didn't have any family
16:38And making friends wasn't easy for me
16:42And one day
16:43A rich guy nearing the end of his life adopted me
16:46Truth be told
16:47I think he would have been happy with anyone
16:51As the end was approaching
16:52He realized he hadn't left a legacy behind
16:55And it terrified him
16:57I inherited the Himekawa name
17:00Not to mention a huge fortune
17:03A life of luxury awaited me
17:06That was
17:09Until I saw the room covered floor to ceiling with crying portraits
17:18I did some digging
17:20And found out he'd gotten them illegitimately
17:22They were alone like me
17:24Completely out of place
17:28And so
17:29I returned them home
17:32By the time the gallery was empty
17:34The Himekawa fortune had been eaten up from all my expenses
17:39These days
17:40I work part-time five days a week to make ends meet
17:45I've got to admit
17:45It's kind of ridiculous
17:49Hardly
17:52You know
17:53That job
17:54It was the first time someone's ever genuinely thanked me
17:58And it's all because of the work you do
18:02You're so dedicated
18:05I've never met anyone like you
18:21Sorry
18:22Was it something I said?
18:25Yeah, kinda
18:28Nobody's sung my praises like that before
18:30It's sort of embarrassing
18:45Say it
18:53Shark!
18:54Shark!
19:04There's something
19:05I want to ask
19:09You and me
19:11How would you feel about being friends?
19:22What are you thinking?
19:23Get out!
19:24This was your big chance!
19:29You had me going there
19:31Just friends?
19:32Sure thing
19:32I thought you were going to ask me out
19:34Honestly, I'd like to
19:38Only
19:38To be very blunt
19:40I don't know the first thing about you
19:42Similarly
19:43You don't know the first thing about me
19:48While I might have made a good impression earlier
19:52That's just how I seem on the surface
19:55Deep down
19:56There are parts of me that are so rotten
19:59I want to look away
20:01I want us to share more experiences together first
20:04So little by little
20:05You can get to know the real me
20:08And then
20:08If you still think I'd be a good match for you
20:11Then I'll make that proposal
20:15Since
20:16That would be the first step
20:18In finding the happy marriage I'm looking for
20:26So that's what you meant
20:27I get it
20:29You want this to start off as a friendship
20:32You realize you just spilled the beans on your whole plan
20:35What I meant to say was
20:36I'm in
20:37Be warned
20:38I'm a thief
20:39Stealing my heart won't be easy
20:44Anyway, I figured you and Kinosaki were a thing
20:47Kinosaki is my marriage advisor
20:49Is that all?
21:01Miss Himekawa
21:04Since you can't eat food other people make
21:06Next time
21:07How about you handle our lunches?
21:10Yeah
21:12Heads up
21:12I'm big on rolled omelets
21:25Good news, Gero
21:28You're a bodyguard now for this cutie
21:30She's the only daughter of a big-time CEO
21:32I couldn't dare!
21:34That would be cheating!
21:35You want me to be human scum?
21:37Don't be dramatic
21:37You just made a friend
21:40And when it comes to women
21:42Himekawa's the only one you really know
21:46There's a great big sea out there
21:47Full of millions of fish
21:49Kinds you've never heard of
21:52Getting to know a lot of girls
21:54Will help you see their good points clearly
21:56And learn to like them even more
22:01Maybe Himekawa really is the one for you
22:03Or maybe it's someone you haven't even met yet
22:08But whoever they turn out to be
22:10I want you to have the best marriage possible
22:19She's the only one for you
22:31私びっくりドッキリ踏んだり蹴ったり無我夢中
22:37アウトな匂いあなたはったりばっかりうんざりがっかりバイバイ中
22:43非感染私こともみたいな問題集が向いてるみたいね
22:48感染症も愛し合いたいほどダメダメ恋が渋滞
22:51ずっとずっと大好きシャケなベイベー
22:54歪んだ腰気で進むなに
22:55ときめき大好きシャケなベイベー 私たち二人で残念ショー
23:15アウトな匂い私舞い散るあんたに無我夢中
23:20アウトな匂い私ぶっ飛ぶあんたにバイバイ中
23:26いかんせん私こともみたいな問題集が向いてるみたいね
23:32成長痛も感じあいたいほどダメダメ愛が渋滞
23:33ずっとずっと大好きシャケなベイベー
23:38おどんだい方式に進むなに
23:39ときめき大好きシャケなベイベー
23:42生意気な態度で大合唱
23:46アウトなりが渋滞
23:48ここに向きうまく
23:48クルトもずっと大好きシャケなベー
23:51そしてもまく
23:51エクノミックスマジョー
23:52スタイルからを始める
23:54アウトなりが渋滞
23:54サウンドマスター
23:55スタート
23:56キノミックスマジョー
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