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07:16mel hey ron marley how are our perfect grandkids did you hear tori won her tournament he did we
07:25heard all about it congratulations we're so proud it's remarkable really how resilient she is
07:32you should come to her next match invite us and we'll come oh i'm sorry
07:36we assumed your son had invited you it's fine tori called afterwards and she sent me a picture
07:43i told her she could always come by our place if she needed a break from all the chaos
07:50what chaos she didn't mean chaos pretty sure she did
07:56what chaos marley you know something i don't know i'm just not as close to it as you are
08:02no you're not
08:06i think you forgot to grab the oatmeal
08:13she didn't mean any of that the way it sounded oh yes she did i guess what i meant was
08:19she doesn't mean to be the way she is
08:25these people are assholes there's no getting around that but you work in a profession that
08:31tracks and breeds assholes as a matter of course and i know it sucks having to put on your suit
08:36and
08:36go ask guys beneath your pay grade for a job but ultimately you and i are in sales coop
08:43sell ourselves you know what they say trading sucks sales swallows is there any way you could
08:48postpone this lecture i just ran into harvey ratner i will pay you to stop talking with what
08:55the ratners are consolidating their operations and looking to put in a new cio ratners i'm not
08:59dead yet am i i know it's not ideal but right now more than anything we need you back in
09:03the game
09:05i just need to take a beat you're already taking a beat you can't take a beat from taking a
09:11beat
09:11what are you worried about i paid your bill yes a brown bag of cash don't think that isn't keeping
09:18me up at night i need you back at work cool you need you back at work i think what
09:24i need
09:25is a little hiatus sure or and i'm just spitballing here maybe that will leave you well and truly
09:35fucked now is not the time for a hiatus now is the time for a solid low-level panic you
09:42heard
09:42massey god only knows how long this loss we will take nice of you to join us sorry sorry
09:48jesus head after oh no you know the old timers already beat us the first tee sorry i got waylaid
09:55by my fucking contractor you know if the man could work as fast as he bills me we'd have been
10:00done
10:00months ago our last renovation almost ended the marriage are you married i hadn't noticed fuck you
10:07how far over budget are you oh you mean there's a budget someone should tell my wife grace does have
10:12an eye tell me about it there brad did i hear you fired your housekeeper i had to my richard
10:21mill got
10:22stolen how do you know she took it i don't for sure but she was the only one who had
10:26access besides she
10:27was getting way too comfortable it's a good excuse to you know bring in some new blood that watch is
10:38a
10:38serious piece of hardware any chance it might be recovered maybe if the cops gave a shit which they
10:43don't the detective thinks i just misplaced it like like i'm gonna misplace a quarter of a million
10:50dollar watch so you told the cops yeah i needed a police report for the insurance nice so you're covered
11:01sure i will get a fat check but it's a limited edition piece irreplaceable lisa has an uncle
11:08works in the diamond district you can probably get it for you on the gray market you can ask her
11:12about it mel's birthday i think gordy
11:17what guys i'm invited that's fine seriously yes you see
11:25there you go barney
11:35hey
11:35hey do you look up here these days now report oh yeah let me pull it up
11:54well thank you
11:57you you you owe me it's your turn yeah
12:04i said i don't know what to do
12:09all right we cover the tables at the bar the dance floor over the pool so we'll do a whole
12:13indoor
12:14outdoor thing with seating for 150. what can we do about that we have comfort months don't ask
12:19hey come on we gotta hit all four floors here i want a full permethrin spread i want vinegar seals
12:25the
12:25worst okay we could do a flower wall hide that whole section or we could build a board wrap of
12:32some kind
12:34what do you think notorious why not both more is more i know more is more
12:39what's going on here hey it's the almost birthday girl you weren't supposed to be home yet
12:46melanie jane rubin rubin catering an event nice to meet you nice to meet you told you i didn't want
12:52a party i don't sorry okay hey hey come on mom you can't cancel now nanomhops are going to be
12:58so
12:59disappointed you called my parents in boca it was going to be a surprise i'm finding out my parents
13:04are not coming here why not but come on it's gonna be great mom dan is totally not racist
13:09anymore remember that uber driver she told us mom that's why i'm calling that is that that is not
13:15happening oh good okay go go she'll come around that's what my dad said i'm sorry about this i think
13:26nick nick and i just um had a miscommunication well i can tell you he is going all out for
13:35you
13:36i wish my husband would think more like him oh how long have you two been married
13:51a lot of shopping bags in your closet half of them are returns oh and lily needed a new saddle
13:57and equipment for horseback riding what's wrong with her old saddle this one's for dressage apparently
14:02our daughter has a very strong seat oh i know it's a compliment but it just sounds like an insult
14:12why what's wrong i think with the renovation and everything we should try to cut back on spending
14:18just for a little while hey are we okay no we're just a little cash crunch we're fine good
14:27because um we can always return the spectre
14:34or um i don't know i guess i could stop wearing these expensive pajamas
14:48better
14:55let me see it on again oh no no
15:14who is jack black
15:20hey want to watch a movie
15:24no gig tonight private event come on we can watch one of your kung fu dragon films you know
15:32there's no literal dragons in any of those movies right that's disappointing what is sos
15:39are you using your chest as a bowl yeah that's a much more efficient popcorn delivery system
15:47disgusting disgusting what the fuck is that probably mom with a vacuum cleaner
15:52wanting to talk about your life decisions worse than the kids coming who's alice cooper
16:07what are you doing here i need to talk to you
16:15i shouldn't be here and yet here you are massey's in jack's pocket what massey was in jack's office
16:21today yeah i gave you a heads up on that right before you hung up on me he's my lawyer
16:26this didn't
16:27look like that what did it look like like massey's in jack's pocket there are laws against that did you
16:33pay a retainer sign a contract you said it could back to me shit are you sure think of everything
16:40you
16:40know about jack and massey
16:45hire someone else yeah i really wish you wouldn't
16:52what's jack giving you what for all this what's jack giving you what
16:58a higher floor tracks you'd fire me if you knew i was here i know i appreciate it
17:07i'm gonna go
17:11well uh thank you for coming by you must be wishing you never met me oh
17:20it was a fun weekend
17:25it was
17:57it was
18:00who was that
18:01fucking everybody what's going on with you
18:13god
18:16give me a second
18:18yeah hey ready
18:23yeah uh yeah i mean sure okay i'll i'll be right there great
18:34i gotta go
18:43when elena said she wanted to be partners it turned out she meant immediately so now i would be committing
18:48felonies with the housekeeper of the man who was sleeping with my ex-wife which if nothing else was a
18:52pretty good indicator that my little enterprise was already spinning out of control on the other
18:57hand it was never a bad thing to have some backup it was never a bad thing to have some
19:00backup hey
19:01what car is this snakes or errands
19:06nice touch
19:09what's that what's that wi-fi jammer
19:12kills the cameras you've got gear right tool for the right job
19:38are you sure about this
19:39are you sure about this are women supposed to be
19:44sentimental about the jewelry not about the panther it's from her ex-husband audrey told me that she
19:51kept it out of spite in a divorce she never wears it how does she know that audrey knows everything
19:56turned out the housekeeper network was a real thing and there was almost nothing about us that
20:01they didn't know they were a social network like any other supporting each other covering for each
20:06other spreading information like currency across the neighborhood these women moving quietly and
20:11unobtrusively through our lives were quietly and unobtrusively taking note of everything
20:17and sharing it in whatsapp groups and weekly card games
20:21and elena she was at the center of it all
20:26we did four jobs in two weeks all surgical all clean all thanks to elena everything was where she
20:32said it would be and it was all stuff no one would miss for a while if ever
20:37yeah
20:49so
21:04wanted to
21:45We had a good thing going.
21:47All we had to do was stick to the plan and not get greedy.
21:54Okay, so this guy that we're meeting?
21:57Hector.
21:57Hector.
21:58What's his deal?
21:59He works for Charter Security, which they do most of the alarms in your neighborhood, so he can help us.
22:04Well, I'm not really looking to take on another partner at this point.
22:06Okay, I'm going to think of him more as a consultant.
22:11Where are you?
22:14Seriously?
22:15What's a family dinner?
22:17You thought this would be an appropriate time to make an introduction?
22:20An introduction?
22:20He's my cousin.
22:22Saludos.
22:23Saludos.
22:24Leda.
22:25Hey.
22:27Oye, creí que tu novia a venir.
22:31Hey, Charlie, stay crazy.
22:34Hey, Charlie.
22:35No te pase.
22:37Ese George Clooney.
22:39E tu novio?
22:40No, Ese no me novio.
22:41Cook.
22:41This is my little brother, Chivo.
22:43Hey, Chivo.
22:44How do you do?
22:46Hola, primo.
22:47Prima.
22:47How are you?
22:49You brought a tender date to my house?
22:52No.
22:53This is my business, associate.
22:55Can we please talk alone?
22:58Man and a girl, Chivo.
23:02Ready?
23:03Yeah.
23:07No, no way.
23:08I'm not getting involved in this shit.
23:09And it's not cool for you guys to ambush me like this.
23:12Okay, just for the record, I didn't know that you didn't know.
23:15And I would never have supported this ambush.
23:18You're not getting involved in both.
23:20You're just passing on some neighborhood alarm codes.
23:23Oh, just that.
23:24And we'll pay you $5,000 per code.
23:25What?
23:27Prima.
23:28Pero tú estás loca.
23:29¿Qué estás haciendo con este tipo?
23:31Yo sé lo que estoy haciendo.
23:32No te preocupes.
23:32Si lo pidan, Eko es un abogado que hace un trato.
23:35A ti te deportan.
23:36Punto.
23:36Pierdes todo.
23:37Él tiene más que perder lo que tú piensas.
23:39¿Qué es lo que tú estás haciendo?
23:41Lo que hacen todo.
23:42Yo sé que tú te matas trabajando doble mientras Julio se cura de la espalda.
23:46Es demasiado para ti, mi pana.
23:48Entonces dice que merecemos esto.
23:50La vida no te da lo que te merece, sino lo que tú puedes negociar.
23:56Esto se trata de lo de Chivo.
23:59¿De qué tú hablas?
24:03¿Qué te matas?
24:05Tú le hablas de la espalda, Chivo.
24:09Cinco mil por código.
24:11¿Qué tú dices?
24:16¿Qué?
24:19¿Qué?
24:26¿Qué?
24:28¿Qué?
24:38¿Qué?
24:39Dominican Republic flag back at your cousin's house.
24:41Is that where you're from?
24:43Yeah.
24:44When did you move here?
24:46I was, uh, 23.
24:49My parents wanted to get me away from some bad influences.
24:52Oh.
24:54What kind of bad influences?
24:57Keeping it vague, huh?
25:00What does it matter?
25:01I've been here 12 years, and look at me now.
25:03Robbing houses with a banker.
25:05It's a hedge fund, but whatever.
25:09You can use a housekeeper.
25:11I have a service.
25:12It comes twice a week.
25:13Oh.
25:15Oh.
25:16Getting ripped off.
25:18So, you know, you never did tell me
25:20why you didn't turn me in that night at Nick's.
25:24I wanted in.
25:25Well, yeah, but why?
25:29I mean, look, if we're gonna be partners,
25:30we might as well know at least this about each other.
25:36I've been cleaning houses 10 years.
25:38I know women who've been doing it into their 70s.
25:40And for what?
25:43What do they get?
25:46At a certain point, it feels like not taking the shortcut
25:49is a bigger crime than the actual crime.
25:52Well, what's the end game?
25:53Bringing my parents here, for starters.
25:56I know an immigration lawyer might be able to help with that.
25:58You make it sound like all I have to do
25:59is sign the right forms.
26:02It takes a lot of money to get them here.
26:04It takes even more money to keep them here.
26:05And giving them a life.
26:09Fair enough.
26:10And then there's Jibo getting in trouble faster
26:12than I can get him out.
26:14You wouldn't understand.
26:15I don't know if you're right about that.
26:18They just moved my sister in with me.
26:21In here?
26:21Yeah.
26:22And you're okay with that?
26:23Yeah, I mean, you know, I don't know.
26:25You get used to living with people.
26:29There's a presence.
26:30Even if they're not in the same room or if they're asleep.
26:34An empty house just feels different.
26:37More like a tomb, you know?
26:39And then you start looking for any excuse to not come home.
26:42And that, I can tell you from personal experience,
26:44leads to some very poor decisions.
26:46I should get your money.
26:49Okay.
27:06You're cut from the last two jobs.
27:11You're going to count it?
27:15I trust you.
27:16No, you don't.
27:17Not yet, anyway.
27:19I'm going to count it when I get home.
27:21That's what I would do.
27:27Thanks for a beer, group.
27:32You sure about Hector?
27:34You sure about any of this?
27:39Okay, so the anniversary of your first episode is coming up?
27:43Ah, next week.
27:46I would have been married 11 years.
27:50Were you tempted to reach out to Bruce again?
27:54No.
27:56I do wonder what he would have gotten me.
28:00It was a steel anniversary.
28:02Or turquoise.
28:04The internet is divided.
28:06How did it feel in your body to think about that?
28:11Heavy.
28:13In my legs.
28:16Like I'm stuck in the mud.
28:21I heard Hold Me Now by the Thompson Twins on the radio on my way to a gig.
28:25That was supposed to be our wedding song.
28:28And, um...
28:31And I got through the whole thing this time.
28:33Usually I have to cut it off after the first verse.
28:38And did you make it to the gig?
28:40I did.
28:44They offered me a regular slot.
28:48That's terrific.
28:50How did Andy react?
28:51He must have been proud.
28:52I haven't told him.
28:53I haven't told anyone.
28:55Sounds to me like you redirected some powerful emotions into your art.
29:00You were rewarded for it.
29:03Can you let yourself celebrate that?
29:06Historically, uh, things don't go so well when I celebrate.
29:10Let's talk about that.
29:13Elena picked a target.
29:15And Hector came through with our first $5,000 alarm code.
29:181, 2, 4, 2, 3.
29:22Oh, come on.
29:23Come on.
29:28Hector, my man.
29:29You could sound a little less surprised.
29:32Oh, sorry.
29:32It's just a little nerve-wracking.
29:37Elena, is there a dog here?
29:39Died last month.
29:40They made Lorelai handle the burial.
29:41Thank God.
29:42I mean, not thank God.
29:44That's awful.
29:46God.
29:47Handle the burial?
29:48That's rough.
29:50No pun intended.
29:53How does that compare to what Nick makes you do?
29:56Well, that's easy.
29:57Plus, he's barely home anymore.
29:59Yeah.
29:59Thanks for that.
30:00Shit.
30:00Sorry.
30:01But isn't this bitter act getting a little old?
30:04You're telling me you never cheated on anybody?
30:06Never.
30:07Wow.
30:07Really?
30:08It's out a little less surprised.
30:12Okay.
30:14I think I found it.
30:15Okay.
30:16So, we're looking for anything Hermes.
30:18Mrs. Hicksdale's associate couldn't or wouldn't get her the new season Birkin colorways,
30:22so she's too offended to wear any of the bags.
30:24Anything on the island is fair to do.
30:28There's probably a no more obnoxious or coveted status symbol than the Hermes Birkin,
30:32named after singer-actress Jane Birkin.
30:35They're handcrafted in France by an elusive cabal of craftsmen trained in centuries-old equestrian trade techniques.
30:40Using only the highest-end leather, exotic animal skins, stitching, and hardware,
30:45the Birkin is the crown jewel of any woman's handbag collection.
30:48The rub is, you can't simply walk into an Hermes boutique and buy one.
30:52You've got to play the Hermes game,
30:54which means spending tens of thousands on jewelry and accessories,
30:57a.k.a. Birkin bait,
30:59just to get wait-listed for the privilege of spending upwards of 50 grand for a bag.
31:04And you thought hedge funds were...
31:05What the fuck is that?
31:06There's another alarm?
31:08Why the fuck is there another alarm?
31:10Hello?
31:10Uh, try the house code.
31:11There's no fucking keypad.
31:13Where do I find a keypad?
31:14Do you know?
31:15It's got to be there somewhere.
31:16Wait, wait, wait.
31:17I got it.
31:17I got it.
31:17I got it.
31:18Hold on.
31:18Hold on.
31:18Hold on.
31:19Holy shit.
31:22Coop?
31:23It's not working.
31:24It's not working.
31:25Coop?
31:26Fuck, it's not...
31:27What do I do?
31:27Get out of there!
31:33What the fuck kind of security system is this?
31:37Jesus Christ.
31:44Coop, where are you?
31:45Get out of here.
31:46Yeah, I don't think I can do that.
31:47Why not?
31:48Because they got another dog.
31:51I don't.
31:53Hey.
31:55Hi.
31:57You want a treat?
31:59Huh?
32:12Come on up front.
32:13Do not come up front.
32:14Do not go up front.
32:15I don't really have the choice.
32:18Come on.
32:23Cool?
32:24Leave it.
32:30Fuck.
32:38Where the hell are you?
32:39I'm on the street.
32:40Oh, go around east.
32:41Which way is east?
32:44How the fuck am I supposed to know?
32:47I don't know where I'm going.
32:48I don't know where I'm going.
32:53Tell me where I'm going.
33:04There are cops everywhere.
33:07Just be careful, okay?
33:11Fuck.
33:12Okay, okay.
33:34My fucking earpiece.
33:37Hey, I got my hand in the middle of the way you want.
33:40Come on, don't move.
33:44Answer me if you can hear me.
33:46We see you, stop.
33:52Coop?
33:54Hello?
34:07Let's go.
34:17Okay, okay, okay, okay.
34:18Let's go.
34:19Let's go.
34:20Okay, let's go.
34:22Okay, let's go.
34:22Let's go.
34:23Okay, let's go.
34:30Holy shit.
34:37Where the fuck are we?
34:58Hey, I need your earwrap.
35:01Mom, what, you're not even dressed?
35:05People are already here.
35:07I just have to do my makeup.
35:18So gorgeous.
35:21Hey, come on.
35:22I'll help you.
35:24Oh, yeah, sorry.
35:25Just, like, look at the ceiling?
35:27Perfect.
35:52Happy birthday.
35:55Okay.
35:56Happy birthday.
35:57Happy birthday.
35:57Beautiful.
35:58Beautiful.
36:01Um, bar.
36:02Yeah.
36:02Oh, now.
36:03But it's not, oh, you're going to see it.
36:07Oh.
36:08Drag or drag or drag.
36:10Wow.
36:11Yeah.
36:12You know.
36:19A melatini.
36:21Tonight's signature drink.
36:23Baby, I just really want a vodka martini.
36:25Very dirty.
36:26that's what the melatini is I mean what you like babe hey girl oh my god we're both fire signs
36:36really yeah we're more into enneagrams here you mean like word games uh yeah yeah sure
36:49hey Sam Paul could you give us a minute we're here first
36:57did you get my voicemails anything you have to say can go through our lawyers God knows we pay them
37:01enough I pay them enough you can afford it unless Misty is spending you out of house and home
37:06can you really rack up that much of a tab at Fashion Nova yeah it doesn't have to be like
37:09this
37:12oh you should go back up there it looks like they're proving your girlfriend at the bar
37:22ladies bye Paul
37:48what the fuck how did Hector not know about the second alarm they gotta be from the same
37:52company he didn't know what he was looking for for five grand you better fucking know can you sit
37:55down you're making it worse where's your first aid kit I don't have one okay do you have vodka
38:01in the freezer give me a phone I'm gonna order the rest on board ash okay I need your face
38:15why is Samantha Levitt sending you nudes oh my god it's complicated okay how do you know
38:21Samantha Levitt why does everybody know everybody in this town of course everyone fucking knows
38:25everyone is that why you were fighting with her husband at Nick's no Paul is just a dick okay can
38:30help me please drop this ready yeah we gotta be more careful people are gonna hear about this
38:45about you and Sam no about me being chased by police and a dog it'll pass yeah so this looks
38:55more like a
38:56scratch than a full-on bite but I would still probably put some antibiotics on this it'll be
39:00fine what are we gonna do about Hector I'll straighten on Hector okay okay you know what I'll be fine
39:07I'll be
39:07fine I gotta go I'm gonna be late late late to what Mel's birthday party I gotta change are you
39:15serious
39:15please you're a complicated guy cool I know sometimes I don't understand myself
39:21another shot with it bad bitch oh okay that's my girl
39:41happy birthday Millie happy birthday Millie thank you for coming of course I wouldn't miss it
39:47please we haven't seen you in forever you do not age you look amazing oh of course she looks amazing
39:53yeah she doesn't have kids sucking the life out of her tits I apologize in advance for anything they
39:59may say at any point tonight please don't leave don't fuck yourself up fuck you oh shit did somebody
40:09miss their nap time
40:31you know I am the one my own energy I'm going in my way yeah
40:45Oh
40:47ya
40:48yeah
40:51yeah
41:06man
41:12Hey, Kat, how are you?
41:14Looking good.
41:28It's quite a picture.
41:32Are you going to do something about it?
41:33You got out of bed, didn't you?
41:34You've been spending a lot of time in bed recently.
41:38Okay, is this about the girl?
41:40Wow, you nailed it on your first try.
41:42And they say men are too.
41:43Sam.
41:44I just thought you were better than that.
41:46Well, better than Paul, at least.
41:48Though I have to admit, it's not a very high bar.
41:51Okay.
41:52She was a former colleague.
41:54She came by to drop some things off at the house.
41:55She never even came inside.
41:57She kissed you like someone who's fucked you.
42:00Well, maybe some women just kissed that way.
42:18There you are.
42:21Tori, can I get you over here for a minute?
42:24Why?
42:25Nick wants a family photo.
42:26I'm not his family.
42:32That's what I'm talking about.
42:34That wasn't for you.
42:35Well, I'm going to pretend it was.
42:37Ah.
42:39You're late.
42:40Yes, I'm sorry.
42:42Cut me some slack, please, will you?
42:46What?
42:49Okay, are you going to tell me what's wrong, or are you going to stand there with your arms crossed?
42:52Dad, all you get is slack.
42:54Slack to be a shitty dad, husband, whatever, with no consequences.
42:58Excuse me.
42:59My life is one big consequence.
43:03See, you want me to feel bad for you, and this is all your fault.
43:06Hey, for the record, I didn't choose any of this.
43:09Hey, but you didn't fight, Dad.
43:11It was your job to fight for Mom, for us.
43:14Okay, you were the only one who could, and you just walked away.
43:19Well, it was a little more complicated than that.
43:22Right, it made leaving look pretty fucking simple.
43:24Hey, hey, hey, Jake.
43:27Hey, I got this.
43:28I know.
43:29Can you do me a favor?
43:30Yeah.
43:30Get the fuck out of my way.
43:31Oh, sure thing.
43:34Hey.
43:48Oh, hey.
43:49Hey, you came.
43:51Yeah, just in time to get my ass handed to me by our daughter.
43:54Well, I got a pass tonight for my birthday.
43:58Well, happy birthday, Mel.
44:02Now, you want all out?
44:05I'm sorry.
44:07Hello, hello.
44:08Justin.
44:14Yeah, you came here.
44:15Okay, good.
44:16News, Mel.
44:19Where are you now?
44:21Uh-oh.
44:21There you go.
44:24Come on, baby.
44:25I want you next to me for this.
44:27Pretty, please.
44:32Come on, come on.
44:35Come on, come on.
44:36You got it, you got it, you got it.
44:37Come on.
44:38Come on.
44:44Happy birthday.
44:46Yes.
44:47You got it.
44:48I love you.
44:50Got you a drink.
44:51Come on, my baby.
44:54I know you didn't want this party, but how could I not spoil you?
44:59I mean, look at you.
45:03Don't you hit me?
45:04It's true, right?
45:07You teach me something new every day.
45:10I'm my best self when I'm with you because I want to be better for you.
45:14You guide me through space and time.
45:16You speak to my soul.
45:18I love you, babe.
45:21Sir?
45:25So, everyone, raise your Mel-teenies for the birthday girl.
45:38Why don't you say something?
45:40Can you say something?
45:43Okay.
46:08Got it.
46:15Sorry, I am one of those people that needs to fill every awkward silence.
46:20That was beautiful, Nick.
46:22Literal tears.
46:24Yeah, clearly an emotional moment for all of us.
46:28Give a round of applause to Nick.
46:33Nick.
46:36Strong ass Jim.
46:40That's a very tough act to follow, but I'm just going to steal this stool here from the, sorry, from
46:47the DJ.
46:51So, I would like to, I would love to play a song in honor of the birthday girl.
47:02Oh, and, uh, I will be playing weeknights at the Tap Ale House, if you are so inclined.
47:15Here we go.
47:19I have a picture pinned to my wall, an image of you and of me, and we're laughing.
47:33We're loving it all.
47:38But look at our lives now, all tattered and torn.
47:47We fuss and we fight and delight in the tears that we've cried until dawn.
47:55Fall out.
48:23Hold me now.
48:30What happened to your leg?
48:32What happened to your speech?
48:33Don't fuck with me right now.
48:38Hey.
48:41You okay?
48:4818 years of marriage.
48:51You never once asked me that.
48:55Well, for what it's worth, I wish I had.
49:02Oh.
49:10Where did you get that?
49:13They sell these at stores, though.
49:16But this I happened to get in Hunter's room.
49:19Oh, great.
49:22Please, don't worry about him now.
49:23Worry about him when he gets better at hiding it.
49:25Tell that to your mother.
49:26She chewed me out in the supermarket the other day for being a bad parent.
49:30I think that's just her way of saying she misses you.
49:35Maybe she's right.
49:38Maybe we are fucking up our kids.
49:41Well, she would know.
49:41She set the industry standard of terrible parenting.
49:44Coop!
49:45Okay.
49:47Maybe we are fucking them up.
49:49But please, give yourself a break.
49:54Whatever we have done to them started way before the divorce, so...
50:14To answer your question, I'm not okay.
50:19Nothing feels real to me anymore.
50:25I'm numb all the time.
50:29I miss moments I can't ever get back every day.
50:32Moments with the kids.
50:35My patients.
50:37My God, I'm a terrible fucking therapist right now.
50:40You're not a terrible therapist.
50:42No, no.
50:43Trust me.
50:43You're not there.
50:45Maybe it's not enough.
50:46I fuck up our kids.
50:47I gotta fuck up everybody else's kids, too.
50:49No, it's good to have goals.
51:01Feels like I've been angry for so long.
51:03I thought I was angry at you, but...
51:05Now you're gone.
51:06I'm still so angry.
51:12I'm just fucked up.
51:17Yeah, I did very well.
51:19I don't know.
51:20I don't know.
51:30You asked if I love you.
51:35Well, what could I say?
51:40You know that I do.
51:43And this is just one of those games that you play
51:48So I'll sing you a new song
51:54Please don't cry anymore
52:00I'll even ask your forgiveness
52:03Though I don't know just what I'm asking it for
52:08Whoa, and hold me now
52:14Oh, warm my heart
52:21Stay with me
52:25Let a loving start, let a loving start
52:31Whoa, hold me now
52:34Oh, warm my heart
52:41Stay with me
52:46Let a loving start, let a loving start
52:52Oh, hi
52:53Hi
53:03Damn it
53:10Probably should get back next
53:12It's on the list
53:13It's on the list
53:13It's on the list
53:14It's on the list
53:17It's on the list
53:18Oh, my heart
53:22Stay with me
53:27Let a loving start, let a loving start
53:32Whoa
53:33Whoa
53:34Oh, what do you do?
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