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00:27To be continued...
00:30A cartel in modern history telling the Sherman Act to go fuck itself and an 80-year-old marketing campaign
00:34that linked compressed carbon to eternal love.
00:37They say a diamond is forever, but as recent events have borne out, forever isn't what it used to be.
01:20So I am going to be able to do the Sherman Act.
01:36What are you doing here?
01:38We live here.
01:39Coming for breakfast, Coop?
01:41Uh, you don't live here.
01:45Neither do you.
01:56Ah, the negotiator.
02:03Pass the syrup.
02:06The syrup.
02:08Go fuck yourself.
02:13You really ought to get better at sharing.
02:16Get out of here.
02:17Relax, Coop.
02:19We're all family.
02:20I'll fucking kill you.
02:22You can't kill me, Coop.
02:25Because you're already dead.
02:35Hey.
02:36Look who's up.
02:39Hi, Daddy.
02:41Hey, kiddo.
02:42How are you feeling?
02:44Pretty good, actually.
02:47That's because the doctors gave you all that morphine.
02:50What?
02:51What?
02:52I saw it was too much.
02:54Can we get you anything?
02:55Water, please.
02:56Be great.
03:01The doc came by to see you, but he didn't want to wake you.
03:06How long was I out?
03:07Twelve hours.
03:08Jesus.
03:10I should get my ass kicked more open.
03:12They're out of Doritos, but I got...
03:14Oh, snap.
03:15Hey.
03:16Mr. Cooper.
03:16I thought you dumped him.
03:18Dad.
03:20He's still pretty out of it, so...
03:22I feel great.
03:23It's all good.
03:27Hello.
03:28Um.
03:31Bad time?
03:32Can I help you?
03:33I'm sorry.
03:34I'm Detective Rebecca Lynn.
03:35I was hoping to get a minute or two with Mr. Cooper.
03:39Another tennis injury.
03:41Not quite.
03:42Do you know her?
03:44She interviewed me about Paul.
03:46What about him?
03:47I have a few questions about last night.
03:50If you're up for it.
03:52Or I can come back later.
03:55Um.
03:56Uh.
03:56So, guys, why don't you take your reference to lunch?
03:59Well, Millie's doesn't open until noon.
04:01Then we will be the first ones there.
04:04Come on, everybody.
04:05Let's go.
04:17I usually prefer to do these interviews alone.
04:21Oh.
04:23Um.
04:27I'll go see Bernie.
04:29How's he doing?
04:30I'll let you know.
04:36Beautiful family you got there.
04:39You're too kind, okay?
04:40What do you want to do for you?
04:41Why don't you tell me about last night?
04:43I don't remember much.
04:45Well, what do you remember?
04:47I remember getting jumped.
04:50It's a weird one, though, no?
04:53I don't have a whole hell of a lot to compare it to, so...
04:56Well, for starters, the assailants didn't take anything.
04:59Which is a little unusual.
05:00Uh.
05:01Okay.
05:01Maybe Barney getting hit by the car might have thrown a wrench into things?
05:05So you do remember something, after all.
05:07And I will be talking to Mr. Choi later.
05:11To be honest with you, Mr. Cooper, this attack doesn't feel random to me at all.
05:16It feels like you were targeted.
05:18Why would anyone want to target me?
05:20Why would anyone kill Paul Levitt?
05:22I don't see the connection.
05:23You know, I used to be a cop in the Bronx.
05:27Violent crimes were a dime a dozen.
05:29But not here.
05:30This is a very quiet town.
05:32We don't see a lot of violent crimes here at all.
05:35And in the past few days, a man was brutally murdered in his home.
05:40A man who you recently fought with.
05:42More than five.
05:42And then you were attacked and beaten with gusto, right there on Main Street.
05:46With no apparent motive.
05:48And your friend Barney is down the hall picking pavement out of his teeth.
05:52Again, I failed to see the connection here.
05:54It's you, Mr. Cooper.
05:57You're the connection.
05:59It seems to me that being your friend is a dangerous proposition.
06:04Does that mean we're not going to be friends?
06:10I heard you left your job a month back.
06:14Fairly common occurrence.
06:15You just said you left your job as a cop in the Bronx.
06:17Why'd you do that?
06:19Quality of life.
06:20Hey, same thing.
06:22Except you were fired.
06:23Semantics.
06:24Where were you coming back from last night?
06:27Jersey.
06:28It took our oldest to see colleges.
06:34Look, I'm just going to cut to it right here.
06:37I don't know you very well.
06:40The sense I get from you is you're a man on a downward spiral.
06:45In desperate need of a lifeline.
06:49Now, I'm here, right now, offering you that lifeline.
06:55Whatever it is you got yourself into.
06:59I can help.
07:07I can help.
07:10The thing is, at some point, you're going to cross a line.
07:16And I'm not going to be able to help you anymore.
07:19And when that time comes, all I'll be able to do is take you down.
07:30Well, that is food for thought.
07:32Thanks for coming by, detective.
07:35Thank you for your time.
07:48Let go okay?
07:50Yeah.
07:50I mean, you know, pro forma stuff.
07:53Just fill in the blanks.
07:56How's Barney?
07:58He's banged up and he'll recover.
08:01Listen, can we talk about what happened last night?
08:03I want to...
08:04Maybe not right now.
08:11Yeah, okay.
08:15I'm going to go.
08:17Um...
08:18They're almost ready to discharge you.
08:20They can come back and get you.
08:21No, come on.
08:23Just...
08:23I can have Allie do it.
08:24Be with the kids.
08:35Hey, Billy.
08:40I guess we really should have just kept on driving the opposite direction, huh?
08:46Get the rest.
09:00A paper shadow in a house of stone
09:05The wooden flag of a drifting dreamboat
09:11I never knew how far the ride was gonna go
09:15Till I look back at the smoke
09:19You can't keep up with the Johnson
09:24Don't want to run for the Roses
09:29I got my pocket opposing
09:34Sometimes I wonder why
09:37Sometimes I wonder why
09:39I just don't have the chosen
09:45Don't want to smell the dying roses
09:50I got my pocket full of roses
09:55I don't keep up with the choices
10:17Why do you smell nice?
10:23I'm trying something new.
10:24You hate it?
10:25Nah, I didn't say that.
10:27What did we get?
10:28Lab reports
10:29The murder weapon was a .38
10:31Same gun, all three shots
10:32And the wife's gun was a .22
10:34Yep, and she was telling the truth
10:36Her piece has never been fired
10:38But what is it?
10:40It was a Taurus TX-22
10:42No, no, no, no, it's a scent
10:43It's musky
10:44Balsam breeze
10:45It's made from real balsam oil
10:47And cedar
10:48Okay
10:48What else?
10:50And citrus notes, I think
10:53Oh, yes, the gunshot residue report
10:57Showed that the victim also fired a weapon
10:59But there were no additional bullets or casings on the scene
11:03So we either hit something
11:04Or someone fled
11:06Or
11:08We're missing something
11:09Yep
11:10I have the office reaching out to the local hospitals
11:12To see if any gunshot victims have been admitted
11:15Murderers don't usually check themselves into the ER
11:18Do you like Cooper for this?
11:21I don't know if I like him for this
11:22But I
11:23I like him for something
11:26You smell like a Christmas tree
11:32So they go to all the best buys of the city
11:34And buy this
11:36Dicos duros eternos
11:37And then
11:37They change them to a modeler
11:39That looks new
11:40And they return
11:43Then they sell them new
11:45And they sell them new
11:45In the red
11:46With a ganancia
11:47And this story ends
11:48With your friend Mickey
11:49Compring a new house
11:50To his mom
11:51No
11:51That's good
11:53Verificate the number of series
11:55Died with his card
11:56And they detest
11:57Vieron
11:58ÂżY eso te sorprendiĂł?
11:59No supo parar a tiempo
12:01La confianza
12:02Lo embromĂł
12:03No la estupidez
12:04Lo embromĂł
12:09Mierda
12:10Coño
12:18El diablo
12:19Tan chula y todo
12:22ÂżSabes?
12:23No
12:25What?
12:26What?
12:27Just a joke.
12:29Just a joke.
12:29But if you look good.
12:32What do you want, Feli?
12:34No, thanks.
12:36I'm going to leave the guy here and give me my money and I'm going.
12:40What's he talking about?
12:42You don't know.
12:43Oh, crap.
12:45I did a pair of supplies.
12:47That's it.
12:48That's it.
12:49That's it.
12:51That's it.
12:52You're the son of a bitch.
12:56You're the son of a bitch.
12:58He's got a siren.
12:59He's so scared that he takes it and takes the damn car.
13:02Where did he take it?
13:04That's the best part.
13:06Tell me.
13:07At least, River.
13:10Fucking Shamu's going to be high as shit somewhere.
13:13What did you do?
13:16Okay, how much?
13:18You told me.
13:21150,000
13:23Ay, qué pendejo
13:25En realidad serĂa
13:27175
13:29Y a la prĂłxima semana serĂa 200 o mĂĄs
13:31Las intereses te matan
13:34Oye, dime
13:35Me late que sea un nĂșmero tan alto
13:39Pero no puedo dejar pasar esta mierda
13:42O sĂ
13:44O sĂ
13:44Ok
13:47No hay problema
13:49Yo responderé
13:52TĂș responderĂĄs
13:53SĂ, asĂ es
13:54Y me decĂan que
14:02Limpiaba retretes en tierra de Dios
14:04ÂżCĂłmo el diablo me va a buscar ese dinero?
14:07Es un asunto tuyo
14:12TĂș sabes que siempre me gustaste, Elena
14:16Estaba loco por ti allĂĄ en Santiago
14:21Y como tenemos una historia
14:24Yo no te cobro de interés
14:26You gave me the principle by
14:29For next week and I'll
14:32Let our Billy go here
14:33Live to fight another day
14:42Diablo, pero
14:43Son tan sabrosas
14:45TĂș sabes que ellos hacen
14:47Diez mil millones de estas al dĂa
14:51EconomĂa de escala y todo eso
14:53Eso es la vaina
14:56Bueno
14:57Nos vemos, cabroncito
15:02Y Elena, sĂ
15:05Quiere ganarte un par de billetitos mĂĄs
15:08TĂș sabes que siempre tengo un lugar para ti
15:17Muérete, Feli
15:29Bueno, pues sĂ
15:38150 mil
15:43ÂżQuĂ© tĂș ibas
15:44ÂżQuĂ© tĂș estabas pensando?
15:46¿Qué carajo te pasa?
15:47¿Y qué?
15:48Dime
15:48TĂș hiciste reparto para Giselle, Ira o Año
15:52¿Qué es Santiago, coño?
15:54AquĂ nosotros tenemos opciones
15:56Mentira
15:57Puede que tĂș sĂ
16:15¿Qué es Santiago, coño, coño, coño
16:32Nothing
16:33Well, no good
16:34No, no, no good
16:36Did you make this?
16:38Of course not
16:53Hey Andy
16:55Hey
16:56Thanks for coming
16:57Are you kidding me? I never get to drive anymore.
17:01And I forgot how fun it is.
17:03You even have a license?
17:05Of course. I mean, technically it's expired, but yes.
17:09Do you want to drive home?
17:11No.
17:15Just try to keep it on the road, will you?
17:20So that detective?
17:22Lynn, yeah.
17:23Mm-hmm, yeah. Um, she came by the house.
17:26Did she?
17:26Yeah.
17:28I told her you came home the night Paul Leavitt died.
17:31I said you were with me.
17:34Okay.
17:36Listen, you know I have nothing to do with Paul's death, right?
17:39Of course. I know you're not a killer.
17:43And even if you are, you're all I got.
17:52Stop sign.
17:56Oh, fuck.
18:17Hiya.
18:18Hey.
18:19Oh, my God, you weren't kidding.
18:21I know.
18:22I know.
18:26The amount of paperwork it takes to put one man into the ground, it's just mind-boggling.
18:30Well, put me to work.
18:32Okay, well.
18:34Can I get you something to drink?
18:35Hi. I'll just, uh, I'll just have what she said.
18:38You know what? Just...
18:39I'm sick.
18:40All of this.
18:41Oh.
18:42Yeah.
18:43How do you know you have to apply for a death certificate?
18:46It's a mess.
18:47I mean, I guess it's all a good distraction for grieving widows, but honestly, I'm not sure I'm grieving.
18:54That's fair.
18:55How long do you have to stay here?
18:57The cops aren't done at the house.
19:01Hey.
19:04How are you holding up?
19:06I just...
19:07I can't really get my arms around it.
19:10I mean, everyone knows that Paul and I were not on great terms.
19:18And now I have to host his memorial?
19:21I mean, what are people going to say to me?
19:22I know you hated his fucking guts, but here's a casserole.
19:25No, I fucking hate casseroles.
19:28Duly noted, no casseroles.
19:31Do you think there's such a thing as widow-imposter syndrome?
19:35Oh, yeah.
19:35I think there's everything imposter syndrome.
19:38I mean, a part of me is sad, of course.
19:40Of course.
19:40But, you know, whenever I think about being pitied by everyone, it makes me want to walk in front of
19:47a bus.
19:48I mean, he can't even die without putting me through one last indignity.
19:52I mean, hats off to you, Paul.
19:54Hell of a power move.
19:56But, sorry, I don't mean to unload on you.
19:58No, because I heard...
19:59No, I heard about Coop.
20:00It'd be ridiculous.
20:01No, how is he doing?
20:02He's a little beat up, but he'll live.
20:05God, who would want to hurt Coop?
20:07Besides me.
20:09Wait, what did he do?
20:11I'm kidding.
20:12Oh, I'm actually worried about him.
20:14I feel like he's going through something.
20:18It's not your job to fix that.
20:19I know, but you live with a person long enough, you develop a private language.
20:26And just because you're not married anymore, it's not like you wake up and suddenly forget how to speak it.
20:33We were just in Princeton doing the college tour with Tori.
20:36I mean, it was like, um, a little time capsule.
20:43So, SSA 721.
20:46Well, I don't understand the funeral director.
20:49Shouldn't the funeral director do this?
20:52Yeah, that goes into that pile.
20:54That's called other people's shit.
20:58Oh, God.
20:59Look.
21:01Ah, right here.
21:03Petition for probate.
21:04In legalese, that means we need more wine.
21:08Yeah, I'm an expert now.
21:10Excuse me?
21:20Fifty bucks says no one knows how to play that thing.
21:25Did you do something different with your hair?
21:27I have a thing later.
21:29Well, it's good that you nixed the scent.
21:31I knew you hated it.
21:32Yeah, I did.
21:36How'd it go with the, uh, girlfriend, Misty?
21:39Nothing seismic.
21:41A bit of a stereotypical second wife.
21:43Seemed pretty broken up over the deceased.
21:46Although she's probably mourning the new Range Rover.
21:48She'll never get to drive.
21:50What about you?
21:51You got any hits?
21:52Forensics found trace blood in the ammonia.
21:55Not a match for Paul.
21:57Huh.
21:57Looks like our guy must have put up a fight.
22:00In the hospitals?
22:02No gunshot wounds.
22:04But still, someone else bled on our crime scene.
22:08And then cleaned it up.
22:12I honestly don't understand why anyone has kids.
22:17Come on.
22:17You never thought about it?
22:19No.
22:20I want a whole bunch of kids.
22:23Well, first, let's find you a woman you can stay with for more than two months.
22:26That's not fair.
22:26Sometimes, they dump me.
22:30What is that?
22:33I believe they called that a plush.
22:41It's a nanny can.
22:46What do you think you'll find on that?
22:48Probably nothing, but it's worth a look.
23:09I don't know.
23:13I don't know.
23:15I don't know.
23:16I don't know.
23:20West Palm Village.
23:21Bueno, para eso que el negocio te va bien, entonces.
23:24Venga, ÂżpasĂł algo?
23:27¿Cómo qué?
23:28Dijeron que hubo un robo que saliĂł mal.
23:31Yo ni he entrado a esa casa.
23:32Y obviamente yo nunca mataba a nadie.
23:34Es una locura, HĂ©ctor.
23:37ÂżY es George Clooney?
23:39Claro que no.
23:40Coop tampoco fue.
23:42ÂżCĂłmo tĂș lo sabes?
23:43Porque yo lo conozco.
23:45ÂżTen que ama con Ă©l?
23:47Santo Dios, por favor.
23:49SĂ.
23:49Bueno, lo Ășnico que sĂ© es que no duermo
23:52pensando en las cagadas que hacen tĂș y ese gringo.
23:54Solo me lo he hecho y pienso
23:55si esta es la noche cuando la caguen, lo pesquen.
23:57No te tienes que preocuparte por mĂ.
23:59SĂ, yo no estoy preocupado.
24:01No sé cómo me comenzaste a meterme en esta mierda.
24:03No soy malincuente, Elena.
24:05Mire, yo entiendo tu miedo.
24:07Pero yo te aseguro, yo lo tengo controlado.
24:10Ah, me salgo.
24:12Y si fuera tĂș, tambiĂ©n me saldrĂa.
24:17Chivo le debe a Feli.
24:18SĂ, 150 mil dĂłlares.
24:21Mierda.
24:22Y tĂș lo sabĂas, carajo.
24:25No.
24:27Sube que Chivo estĂĄ jangueando con esos tiros, Âżno?
24:28Nada mĂĄs.
24:29Y no se te ocurriĂł avisarme ni nada.
24:31A ti te estĂĄ yendo bien.
24:32No creĂa que te jodiera.
24:33Pero si tĂș me hubieras dicho, quizĂĄs yo podĂa evitarlo.
24:37AsĂ que es mi culpa.
24:41Vete a tu casa, Elena.
24:42No.
24:43No.
24:46No.
24:58So, Miss Lovett, I thought you might want to revise your statement.
25:17We're going to need to take a closer look at that Coup character.
25:21Yep.
25:26Yeah, these people.
25:28You think she knows more than she's letting on?
25:33Okay.
25:45Hey.
25:48Hey.
26:08Hey.
26:22Hey, great show.
26:24Thanks.
26:26Can I give you a ride?
26:27Can I give you a ride?
26:31Yeah.
26:37How's the cake?
26:38All right.
26:39Yeah?
26:39Yeah.
26:40Yeah.
26:41Yeah.
26:42Yeah.
26:50Yeah.
26:53Yeah.
26:59Yeah.
27:00Yeah.
27:00Yeah.
27:01Yeah.
27:02Yeah.
27:02Yeah.
27:03Yeah.
27:04Yeah.
27:04Yeah.
27:05Yeah.
27:07Yeah.
27:21Yes.
27:22First of all, it was Westlake, not Byram Hill.
27:26How do you remember all this?
27:27How do you not?
27:28I remember being grounded.
27:30Oh, well, don't look at me. I didn't tell you to get caught.
27:33There was grass and mud all up in my mom's tires.
27:36Well, we're lucky your mom didn't snitch.
27:38She always thought I was a bad influence.
27:41I hate that she turned out to be right.
27:43Hey, she wasn't right.
27:45What you went through, what you're going through,
27:48it's not your fault.
27:50It's nice of you to say.
27:53Hey, if it weren't for you, I wouldn't have had any fun in high school.
27:57I was a boring football-playing mathlete.
27:59And you...
28:02You were fearless.
28:03I was unmedicated.
28:05I admired you. I still do.
28:08Is that why you're coming to my shows?
28:10To admire me?
28:11I loved seeing you up there.
28:13You look like yourself again.
28:15What does that look like?
28:19Like someone who always does the thing I want to, but can't.
29:01Oh, fuck.
29:08Oh fuck
29:13Shit
29:14God damn it
29:26Huh?
29:29Look at that
29:31Most expensive thing they had in a gift shop
29:32It was either this or a balloon bouquet
29:42Can I get you anything?
29:44Who are those guys?
29:46I have no idea
29:48Fuck you
29:51Barney, come on
29:52Believe me, I don't know who those fucking guys were
29:54The thing is, Coop
29:56I don't believe you
29:58Something's been going on with you, man
29:59I don't know what it is or why you won't tell me
30:02But I've been trying to help you
30:03And all you do is lie to me
30:05Look, Barney, it's not like that
30:06You handed me a brick of cash
30:07Barney, come on
30:08Don't bullshit me!
30:17I'm just trying to protect you
30:18Well, nice work
30:23You should go
30:24What are you talking about?
30:25I'd really appreciate it
30:26If you left
30:40Good morning
30:43Dad, Mandoz
30:44Good morning
30:44You know, Ryan had a date last night?
30:46Oh yeah, I had a gel
30:49How was it?
30:51You didn't make it
30:52It's alright, Arthur
30:53Sometimes we gotta work late, Dad
30:56Can we get to work, please?
30:58Mm-hmm
30:59Hey
31:00I made eggs
31:02That's it
31:02You made eggs?
31:08So
31:10Anything usable
31:11In that little dumpster dive?
31:12Yes, actually
31:13I found the blood sample
31:15Andrew Cooper's blood
31:16Matched the trace
31:17In the ammonia
31:18At the crime scene
31:21Say that again?
31:22Lab just called me
31:23It was a match
31:24And we're sitting here
31:25Talking about your date?
31:27We gotta go
31:28It's a huge
31:29I didn't actually go on the date
31:31Fernandez
31:32Come on
31:45I didn't actually go on the date
31:47I didn't actually go on the date
31:48I didn't actually go on the date
31:52I didn't actually go on the date
31:53I didn't actually go on the date
31:55I didn't actually go on the date
31:57I didn't actually go on the date
31:57I didn't actually go on the date
31:59I didn't actually go on the date
32:00I didn't actually go on the date
32:01I didn't actually go on the date
32:01I didn't actually go on the date
32:01I didn't actually go on the date
32:02I didn't actually go on the date
32:03I didn't actually go on the date
32:03I didn't actually go on the date
32:03I didn't actually go on the date
32:04I didn't actually go on the date
32:04I didn't actually go on the date
32:05I didn't actually go on the date
32:06I didn't actually go on the date
32:13Mrs. Lovett, the guests are starting to arrive.
32:23Hi, sweetheart. I'm so sorry.
32:26I'm so terrible, Mrs. Lovett.
32:28Here we go.
32:31Thank you very much.
32:34Thanks for coming.
32:48Thank you so much.
32:52Oh, honey, okay?
32:54Just right here.
32:55I love you.
33:16Hey.
33:17Oh, thank God you're here.
33:18Oh.
33:20We're so sorry, Sam.
33:21Thanks, Nick.
33:22How are you doing?
33:23I haven't started drinking yet.
33:25Oh, thank you. You're running behind.
33:27Paul's mom came up from Florida.
33:29Either she's gone senile or he never told her we were divorcing.
33:35Either way, it's incredibly awkward.
33:37Yikes.
33:37Yeah.
33:38Well, at least I'm handling it better than some people.
33:40Oh, thank you.
33:43You're so...
33:44Yeah.
33:45I guess I can't blame Misty.
33:48I mean, it's a target-rich environment with a built-in spotlight.
33:51Why not shop for the next man while the dirt's still settling on your lust?
33:54You gotta admire the efficiency.
34:00You know what?
34:01I think I'm ready to start drinking.
34:03Say no more?
34:05Yeah.
34:06I gotcha.
34:32I know you're probably sleeping.
34:58No, no, no, leave them on.
35:09Hang on me, hang on me.
35:18You will not listen.
35:23You will not listen.
35:29You will not listen.
35:33You will not listen.
35:46It was a beautiful service.
35:48Thanks.
35:50How are you doing?
35:52I'm doing great, Coop.
35:55You need anything?
35:57Eight.
35:58Let me know when you're ready for the hard stuff.
35:59Thanks, Coop.
36:01Can I grab you later?
36:03We should talk.
36:06Great.
36:07Thank you so much.
36:08I'm coming!
36:11Oh my God!
36:12I'm coming!
36:16Ms. Cooper.
36:18Detective.
36:19Is Mr. Cooper home?
36:21No, he's not.
36:23We got a warrant to search the premises.
36:27I'm not wearing any pants.
36:30I see that.
36:32And you are?
36:34Just a friend.
36:36Sure.
36:43Is there anyone else in the house?
36:45No.
36:46Okay, then.
36:48Let's go.
37:00I'm not going unless I can bring friends.
37:02Hey, Cole's sweet.
37:03We're doing August in the Hamptons anyway.
37:05I can't believe you've never been to Yankee Stadium.
37:07I'm a Met fan.
37:08I'm sorry.
37:10Oh, that's not nice.
37:11Hey, fellas.
37:12Coop.
37:12Hey.
37:13Oh, man.
37:15How are you feeling?
37:17Uh, sore all over.
37:18Yeah, shit.
37:19I know this spot in the city.
37:21Cryotherapy.
37:22Incredible.
37:23I'll send you the link.
37:24What is that, like ice baths?
37:25No, it's actually way better.
37:26I started doing it back in Hokkaido.
37:28The Japanese know what's up.
37:31What did these douchebags look like anyway?
37:33They looked like two guys beating the shit out of me.
37:36You know, for the money we pay in taxes,
37:38you'd think the cops would be more on top of this.
37:40First Paul, now this.
37:42Property values are going to get shaky.
37:43I know.
37:44Diane's been refreshing Zillow every hour.
37:46It's her new thing.
37:48Anyone hear how Barney's doing?
37:49You see him, Coop?
37:50Yeah, he's hanging in there.
37:52Well, considering what happens,
37:54Samantha may not want to live in that big house anymore.
37:58Oh, you really think she'll sell?
37:59That's a nice fucking house, dude.
38:01I don't know, but murder homes trade for 25% below market.
38:05Maybe less.
38:06Jesus Christ.
38:06No shit.
38:08I mean, putting that whole rec room in the basement
38:10right before they split?
38:11You think I feel weird about living in a murder house?
38:14For 25% below market, you'd get over it.
38:17Uh huh.
38:20Uh huh.
38:20Uh huh.
38:32Sir?
38:33Uh huh.
38:33Upstairs with me.
38:34We'll start in the bedroom.
38:35Uh huh.
38:35You got it.
38:38Uh huh.
38:41Uh huh.
39:11It's your mom.
39:14Just a minute.
39:29Here.
39:31God, you must hate me.
39:33I mean, I would hate me, too.
39:37He told me things were over between you two,
39:39and I just...
39:43I really loved him, you know?
39:46Yeah.
39:47I thought we were going to spend the rest of our lives together,
39:49and now he's...
39:51Yeah, that's hard.
39:53How's Henry? Can I see him?
39:56Samantha, they're almost out of profiterals.
39:59Paul would have wanted his guests to have dessert.
40:02Thanks, Pamela. I'll let them know.
40:03Pamela, it is so good to finally meet you.
40:08Oh, I loved your son so much.
40:10He'd be so happy to know that we're finally meeting.
40:13I'm sorry, dear.
40:15Who are you?
40:16Pamela, this is Misty,
40:18the woman your son was fucking before he passed.
40:51Lois, where are you?
40:53Basement.
40:54You better want to see this.
40:57Detective Lynn.
41:00What?
41:08Well, shit.
41:11Yep.
41:13Hey, walk with me.
41:18Okay.
41:24So that detective called me.
41:27Yeah.
41:28She doesn't think it was a mugging.
41:30Yeah, I know.
41:32Who was the guy in the car coup?
41:35I have no idea.
41:37Okay.
41:38Whatever is happening with you right now seems like a really bad time to shut me out.
41:42Thanks, but I don't need you worrying about me.
41:45Your kids.
41:46Our kids.
41:47You just watched their father get the shit beaten out of them.
41:50That's not trauma they're going to recover from.
41:52Okay, well, what about me?
41:53What about my trauma?
41:54Yeah, tell me.
41:56Tell me what is happening.
41:58I'm trying to be here for you, but you've got to give me something.
42:02No.
42:03I'm too.
42:04Okay.
42:08I have to take this.
42:09Yep.
42:11God.
42:16Hey, Callie, you know, this is not a great time.
42:19I didn't know what to do.
42:20They just came in.
42:21Who did?
42:22What are you talking about?
42:23Slow down.
42:24The cops.
42:24They had a warrant.
42:26Fuck, I didn't know what to do.
42:29What about the cops?
42:30Andy.
42:32They're coming.
42:39Do you guys know Fisher?
42:41Something looks different about him.
42:43I did his chin.
42:44Oh.
42:45Oh.
42:46Nice.
42:48Hey, uh, Kat, can I talk to you for a second?
42:50Heard about what happened.
42:51Do you know K-Coop?
42:52Yeah, I'll be fine.
42:54You did a real number on you, huh?
42:55Sure did.
42:56Yeah.
42:58Kat, uh, quick second.
43:00Sure, what's up?
43:01Not here.
43:08What is it?
43:09Uh, I need a lawyer.
43:12I'm a suspect in Paul's murder.
43:15Is that?
43:16Dad?
43:17What?
43:17It's complicated.
43:19Uh, I do this for a living.
43:21Yeah.
43:21Yeah.
43:23I was sleeping with Sam.
43:26Oh.
43:27And I got into a fairly public disagreement with Paul a few days prior to his death.
43:33Oh, Nick's party.
43:34Don mentioned something about that.
43:35So you have to be my lawyer.
43:37I'm innocent if it makes any difference.
43:39Coop, I can't take your case.
43:40Of course you can.
43:41No, no, seriously.
43:42Sam and I are friends.
43:44Well, aren't we friends?
43:45Of course.
43:46Well, then take the goddamn case.
43:47I will help you, of course.
43:49But it can't be me.
43:51Okay, call my office tomorrow.
43:52I'll connect you with Rob Barrow, a colleague of mine.
43:54No, it has to be you.
43:56Coop.
43:56It, you're the best there is.
43:59You have to take this case.
44:00As a friend of Sam's, it's a potential conflict of interest.
44:02Okay, Kat.
44:04I don't think I'm being clear.
44:05When I say you have to take this case, it's not me asking.
44:08I'm telling you.
44:09You're going to take my case.
44:10Because if you don't, I will tell Dom that you are fucking your daughter's boyfriend.
44:17And I don't think that's going to sit very well with Alyssa either, will it?
44:24What are you doing, Coop?
44:25What I have to.
44:29Also, I won't be able to pay your retainer up front, but you can bill me for it when this
44:32is all over.
44:33Fuck you.
44:36I'm going to take that as a yes.
44:52Hey, you can do it.
44:55It's close now.
44:59I'm going to close you.
45:02Cheers.
45:11I'm going to close you.
45:39Andrew Cooper, you're under arrest for the murder of Paul Leavitt.
45:43I don't feel the Lord.
45:46I don't feel the sun's coming out today.
45:48I'm staying in.
45:50It's going to find another way.
45:54Yeah.
45:56As I sit here in this misery.
45:59I don't think I'll ever know, Lord, seen the sun from here.
46:07And I'll look at me.
46:14And they'll look at me and say, hey, look at him.
46:19And they'll say, hey, look at him.
46:21I'll never live that way.
46:24That's okay
46:27It's just a fit to change
46:41When you feel like pain was living
46:44You got to stand up and take a look around
46:48You look up way to the sky
46:53And when your deepest thoughts are broken
46:57Keep on dreaming, boy, cause when you stop dreaming
47:01It's time to die
47:05And after you'll play myself tomorrow
47:09I know some ways will walk and other ways will play
47:17But I know we can't, I'll stay here forever
47:22So I wanna write my words on the best of the day
47:28And I'll paint it up
47:32It might seem ironic, after breaking into houses every week for the past couple months,
47:36That I'd get pinched for a crime I didn't commit
47:40But lately I'd had this sinking feeling
47:43It's how I imagine those Lehman fuckers felt in 2008
47:46Or how Bankman Freed felt 15 years later
47:48Hiding out in the Bahamas while he waited for someone
47:50To notice the $8 billion hole he had punched in the economy
47:55Kat Resnick, I'll be representing Mr. Cooper
48:27I'll be right back
48:28What you have here is a glut of circumstantial evidence
48:31To say nothing of the fact that you served a warrant to a woman who suffers from a mental illness
48:35And was thus not competent to receive it
48:37She's not on the lease to the house
48:38She doesn't even pay rent
48:39We'll have this case thrown out before the weekend
48:44We found this in Mr. Cooper's car
48:48What's that, mine?
48:49Don't say another word
49:06I knew tomorrow I'd be thinking about the kids
49:09About Mel
49:10And about the possibility of 25 to life
49:13But the worst thing that could have possibly happened
49:16It finally happened
49:19And spending the night in that cell was the first honest thing I could remember doing in a while
49:24Or maybe I was just exhausted from the effort of it all
49:26I don't know
49:30Either way
49:31That night
49:31Was the first night in a long time
49:35I managed to get some sleep
49:54I had to get some sleep
49:55I had to get some sleep
49:55I had to get some sleep
49:55I had to get some sleep
49:55I had to get some sleep
49:56I had to get some sleep
49:56I had to get some sleep
49:56I had to get some sleep
49:57I had to get some sleep
49:57I had to get some sleep
49:58I had to get some sleep
50:00I had to get some sleep
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