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00:16Now I'm going to go.
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06:04Now I'm going to go.
06:07Now I'm going to go.
06:37I don't want to go.
06:40Diagnosis
06:42I've got my pocket
06:44Full of poses
06:47I don't keep up
06:49With the choices
07:14Mel
07:16Hey
07:18Ron
07:20Marley
07:20How are our perfect grandkids?
07:23Did you hear Tori won her tournament?
07:24We did, we heard all about it, congratulations
07:26We're so proud
07:28It's remarkable really how resilient she is
07:32You should come to her next match
07:34Invite us and we'll come
07:35Oh, I'm sorry
07:36We assumed your son had invited you
07:39It's fine, Tori called afterwards
07:42And she sent me a picture
07:43I told her she could always come by our place
07:46If she needed a break from all the chaos
07:50What chaos?
07:51She didn't mean chaos
07:52Pretty sure she did
07:56What chaos, Marley?
07:58You know something I don't know?
08:00I'm just not as close to it as you are
08:02No, you're not
08:06I think you forgot to grab the oatmeal
08:13She didn't mean any of that the way it sounded
08:16Oh, yes she did
08:17I guess what I meant was
08:19She doesn't mean to be the way she is
08:25These people are assholes
08:27There's no getting around that
08:29But you work in a profession that tracks and breeds assholes as a matter of course
08:34And I know
08:34It sucks having to put on your suit and go ask guys beneath your pay grade for a job
08:39But ultimately, you and I are in sales coop
08:43We sell ourselves
08:44You know what they say
08:45Trading sucks sales swallows
08:47Is there any way you could postpone this lecture?
08:50I just ran into Harvey Ratner
08:51I will pay you to stop talking
08:53With what?
08:55The Ratners are consolidating their operations and looking to put in a new CIO
08:58The Ratners? I'm not dead yet, am I?
09:00I know it's not ideal
09:01But right now, more than anything, we need you back in the game
09:05I just need to take a beat
09:07You're already taking a beat
09:09You can't take a beat from taking a beat
09:11What are you worried about?
09:13I paid your bill
09:15Yes
09:15With a brown bag of cash
09:17I don't think that isn't keeping me up at night
09:20I need you back at work
09:21Cool
09:23You need you back at work
09:24I think what I need is a little hiatus
09:27Sure
09:30Or
09:31I'm just spitballing here
09:33Maybe that
09:33Will leave you well and truly fucked
09:36Now is not the time for a hiatus
09:38Now is the time for a solid, low-level panic
09:42You heard Massey
09:43God only knows how long this lawsuit will take
09:46Nice of you to join us
09:47Sorry, sorry
09:48Jesus
09:49Ten after
09:50Oh, no
09:51You know, the old-timers already beat us to the first tee
09:54Sorry, I got waylaid by my fucking contractor
09:57You know, if the man could work as fast as he bills me
09:59We'd have been done months ago
10:00Our last renovation almost ended the marriage
10:03Are you married?
10:04I hadn't noticed
10:06Fuck you
10:07How far over budget are you?
10:09Oh, you mean there's a budget
10:10Someone should tell my wife
10:11Grace does have an eye
10:12Tell me about it
10:14There
10:17Brad, did I hear you fired your housekeeper?
10:20I had to
10:20My Risharmille got stolen
10:22How do you know she took it?
10:23I don't, for sure
10:25But she was the only one who had access
10:26Besides, she was getting way too comfortable
10:33It's a good excuse to, you know, bring in some new blood
10:36That watch is a serious piece of hardware
10:40Any chance it might be recovered?
10:41Maybe if the cops gave a shit, which they don't
10:44The detective thinks I just misplaced it
10:47Like I'm gonna misplace a quarter of a million dollar watch
10:51So you told the cops?
10:53Yeah
10:53I needed a police report for the insurance
10:58Nice
10:58So you're covered
11:01Sure, we'll get a fat shack, but it's a limited edition piece
11:07Irreplaceable
11:07Lisa has an uncle who works in the Diamond District
11:09Who can probably get it for you on the gray market
11:11You can ask her about it at Mel's birthday, I think
11:13Gordy
11:16What?
11:17Guys, I'm invited
11:18It's fine
11:19Seriously?
11:21Yes
11:22You see?
11:25There you go, Barney
11:29Hey, do you look up here today's Navajo?
11:37Oh, yeah
11:37Let me pull it up
11:46Give me another minute here
11:54Well, thank you a lot
11:55Yeah, I'm having a great
11:57You
11:57You owe me
11:59It's your turn
12:00Yeah
12:04I said it over to you
12:09Alright, we covered the tables at the bar
12:11The dance floor over the pool
12:13So we'll do a whole indoor-outdoor thing
12:15We're seating for $150
12:16What can we do about that?
12:18We have comfort months, don't ask me
12:19Hey
12:19Okay
12:19Come on, we gotta hit all four floors here
12:21I want a full permethrin spread
12:23I want vinegar seals, the worst
12:25Okay, we could do a flower wall
12:28Behind that whole section
12:30Or we could build a board wrap of some kind
12:33What do you think, Notorious?
12:35Why not both?
12:36More is more
12:37I know, more is more
12:39What's going on here?
12:40Hey, it's the almost birthday girl
12:43You weren't supposed to be home yet
12:45Melanie
12:46Jane Rubin
12:47Rubin catering an event
12:48Nice to meet you
12:49Nice to meet you
12:51I told you I didn't want to party
12:52I don't
12:53Sorry, my bad
12:54Yeah, Jose
12:55Hey, Jose
12:55Hey
12:56Come on, Mom
12:56You can't cancel now
12:58Nana and Hubs are gonna be so disappointed
13:00You called my parents in Boca?
13:02It was gonna be a surprise
13:03I'm finding out
13:04My parents are not coming here
13:05Why not?
13:06But come on, Mom
13:06It's gonna be great
13:07Mom
13:08Nana's totally not racist anymore
13:10Remember that Uber driver she told us about?
13:11Mom
13:12That's why I'm calling?
13:14That is not happening
13:18Oh, good
13:18Is this okay?
13:19Go, go
13:19She'll come around
13:20Okay
13:21That's what my dad said
13:24I'm sorry about this
13:26I think
13:26Mick and I just
13:29Had a miscommunication
13:31Well
13:32I can tell you
13:33He is going
13:34All out for you
13:36I wish my husband
13:37Would think more like him
13:38Oh
13:39How long have you two been married?
13:51A lot of shopping bags in your closet
13:53Half of them are returns
13:55Oh, and Lily needed a new saddle and equipment for horseback riding
13:59What's wrong with her old saddle?
14:00This one's for dressage
14:01Apparently, our daughter has a very strong seat
14:05Oh, I know it's a compliment, but it just sounds like an insult
14:10Why?
14:12What's wrong?
14:13I think
14:14With the renovation and everything
14:16We should try to cut back on spending
14:18Just for a little while
14:19Hey, are we okay?
14:20No
14:21We're just a little cash crunch
14:24We're fine
14:25Good
14:27Because, um
14:28We can always return the specter
14:34Or, um
14:36I don't know, I guess
14:39I could stop wearing these expensive pajamas
14:49Better?
14:55Let me see it on again
14:56Oh, no, no
15:14Who is...
15:17Jack Black
15:18Ah
15:20Hey
15:21Wanna watch a movie?
15:23No good tonight?
15:26Private event
15:28Come on
15:29Come on, we can watch one of your kung fu dragon films
15:31I know there's no literal dragons in any of those movies, right?
15:34Well, that's disappointing
15:35What is S.O.S.?
15:39Are you using your chest as a bowl?
15:42Huh
15:42Well, it's a much more efficient popcorn delivery system
15:47Disgusting
15:47What the fuck is that?
15:49It's probably mom
15:50With a vacuum cleaner
15:52Wanting to talk about your life decisions
15:54You're worse than the kids
15:56Coming
15:58Who's Al's Cooper?
16:07What are you doing here?
16:08I need to talk to you
16:15I shouldn't be here
16:16And yet, here you are
16:17Massey's in Jack's pocket
16:19What?
16:20Massey was in Jack's office today
16:22Yeah
16:23I gave you a heads up on that right before you hung up on me
16:26He's my lawyer
16:26This didn't look like that
16:29What did it look like?
16:30Like Massey's in Jack's pocket
16:31There are laws against that
16:33Did you pay a retainer?
16:35Sign a contract?
16:37You said it could back to me
16:38Shit, are you sure?
16:40Think of everything you know about Jack
16:42And Massey
16:45Hire someone else
16:46Yeah, I really wish you wouldn't
16:52What's Jack giving you?
16:54What?
16:55For all this
16:55What's Jack giving you?
16:56What?
16:58A higher floor
17:00Trax
17:01He'd fire me
17:02If he knew I was here
17:03I know
17:03I appreciate it
17:07I'm gonna go
17:12Well, uh
17:13Thank you for coming by
17:16You must be wishing you never met me
17:18Oh
17:21It was a fun weekend
17:25It was
17:59Who was that?
18:02Fucking everybody
18:03What's going on with you?
18:13God
18:15Give me a second
18:18Yeah
18:19Hey
18:21Already?
18:24Yeah
18:24Uh
18:24Yeah, I mean
18:27Sure
18:29Okay
18:30I'll be right there
18:31Great
18:34I gotta go
18:43When Aleta said she wanted to be partners
18:45It turned out she meant immediately
18:46So now I would be committing felonies
18:48With the housekeeper of the man
18:49Who was sleeping with my ex-wife
18:51Which, if nothing else
18:52Was a pretty good indicator
18:53That my little enterprise
18:54Was already spinning out of control
18:56On the other hand
18:57It was never a bad thing
18:59To have some backup
18:59Hey
19:01Where is this?
19:02Snakes
19:03Or errands
19:06Nice touch
19:09What's that?
19:10Wi-Fi jammer
19:12Kills the cameras
19:14You've got gear
19:15It's the right tool
19:16For the right job
19:38Are you sure about this?
19:40Mm-hmm
19:41Are women supposed to be
19:44Sentimental about their jewelry?
19:46Not about the panther
19:47It's from her ex-husband
19:49Audrey told me that she kept it out of spite
19:51In a divorce
19:52She never wears it
19:53How does she know that?
19:55Audrey knows everything
19:56Turned out the housekeeper network
19:58Was a real thing
19:59And there was almost nothing about us
20:00That they didn't know
20:01They were a social network
20:03Like any other
20:03Supporting each other
20:05Covering for each other
20:06Spreading information like currency
20:08Across the neighborhood
20:09These women moving quietly
20:11And unobtrusively
20:12Through our lives
20:13Were quietly and unobtrusively
20:14Taking note of everything
20:17And sharing it in WhatsApp groups
20:19And weekly card games
20:21And Elena
20:23She was at the center of it all
20:26We did four jobs in two weeks
20:28All surgical
20:28All clean
20:29All thanks to Elena
20:31Everything was where she said it would be
20:32And it was all stuff
20:34No one would miss for a while
20:35If ever
20:37If ever
21:45We had a good thing going.
21:47All we had to do was stick to the plan and not get greedy.
21:54Okay, so this guy that we're meeting?
21:57Hector.
21:57Hector. What's his deal?
21:59He works for Charter Security, which they do most of the alarms in your neighborhood, so he can help us.
22:03Well, I'm not really looking to take on another partner at this point.
22:07Okay, I'm going to think of him more as a consultant.
22:11Where are you?
22:14Seriously?
22:15That's a family dinner.
22:17You thought this would be an appropriate time to make an introduction?
22:20An introduction? He's my cousin.
22:22Saludos.
22:23Hello.
22:24Hello.
22:25Hey.
22:27Hey, creà que tú no vio venir.
22:31Hey, Charney, stay hazy.
22:34Hey, Charney, no te pase.
22:37¿Y este George Clooney?
22:39¿Es tu novio?
22:40No, I tend to be novio.
22:41This is my little brother, Chivo.
22:43Hey, Chivo.
22:44How are you doing?
22:46Hola, primo.
22:47Prima.
22:47How are you?
22:48Good.
22:50You brought a tender date to my house?
22:52No.
22:53This is my business, Associate.
22:55Can we please talk alone?
22:58Man and a girl, Chivo.
23:02Ready?
23:03Yeah.
23:07No, no way.
23:08I'm not getting involved in this shit.
23:09And it's not cool for you guys to ambush me like this.
23:12Okay, just for the record, I didn't know that you didn't know.
23:15And I would never have supported this ambush.
23:18You're not getting involved in both.
23:20You're just passing on some neighborhood alarm codes.
23:23Oh, just that.
23:24And we'll pay you $5,000 per code.
23:25What?
23:27Prima.
23:28Pero tú estás loca.
23:29¿Qué estás haciendo con este tipo?
23:31Yo sé lo que estoy haciendo.
23:32No te preocupes.
23:32Si lo pidan, Echo es una abogada de su trato.
23:35A ti te deportan.
23:36Punto.
23:36Pierdes todo.
23:37Él tiene más que perder lo que tú piensas.
23:39¿Qué es lo que tú estás haciendo?
23:41Lo que hacen todo.
23:42Yo sé que tú te matas trabajando doble mientras Julio se cura de la espalda.
23:46Es demasiado para ti, mi pana.
23:48Entonces dice que merecemos esto.
23:50La vida no te da lo que te merece, sino lo que tú puedes negociar.
23:56Esto se trata de lo de Chivo.
23:59¿De qué tú hablas?
24:05Tú debes hablar con Chivo.
24:09Cinco mil por código.
24:11¿Qué tú dices?
24:17I got paid in cash.
24:18Up front.
24:19Okay.
24:20We haven't had a chance to discuss this fee internally.
24:23So maybe we can put a pin in that.
24:24And maybe we can sidebar.
24:26Can you...
24:38I thought I saw a Dominican Republic flag back at your cousin's house.
24:41Is that where you're from?
24:43Yeah.
24:44When did you move here?
24:46I was, uh, 23.
24:49My parents wanted to get me away from some bad influences.
24:52Oh.
24:54What kind of bad influences?
24:57Keeping it vague, huh?
25:00What does it matter?
25:01I've been here 12 years, and look at me now.
25:03Robbing houses with a banker.
25:05It's a hedge fund, but whatever.
25:09You can use a housekeeper.
25:11I have a service.
25:12It comes twice a week.
25:13Oh.
25:15Oh.
25:16Getting ripped off.
25:18So, you know, you never did tell me why you didn't turn me in that night at Nick's.
25:23I wanted in.
25:25Well, yeah, but why?
25:29I mean, look, if we're going to be partners, we might as well know at least this about each
25:33other.
25:36I've been cleaning houses 10 years.
25:38I know women who've been doing it into their 70s.
25:40And for what?
25:43What do they get?
25:46At a certain point, it feels like not taking the shortcut is a bigger crime than the actual
25:51crime.
25:52Well, what's the end game?
25:53Bringing my parents here, for starters.
25:56I know an immigration lawyer might be able to help with that.
25:58You make it sound like all I have to do is sign the right forms.
26:02It takes a lot of money to get them here.
26:04It takes even more money to keep them here.
26:07And giving them a life.
26:09Fair enough.
26:10And then there's Jibo getting in trouble faster than I can get him out.
26:14You wouldn't understand.
26:15I don't know if you're right about that.
26:18They just moved my sister in with me.
26:21In here?
26:21Yeah.
26:22And you're okay with that?
26:23Yeah.
26:24I mean, you know, I don't know.
26:25You get used to living with people.
26:29There's a presence.
26:30Even if they're not in the same room or if they're asleep.
26:34An empty house just feels different.
26:37More like a tomb, you know?
26:39And then you start looking for any excuse to not come home.
26:42And that, I can tell you from personal experience, leads to some very poor decisions.
26:46I should get your money.
27:06You're cut from the last two jobs.
27:11You know, you're going to count it?
27:15I trust you.
27:16No, you don't.
27:17Not yet, anyway.
27:19I'm going to count it when I get home.
27:21That's what I would do.
27:27Thanks for a beer, group.
27:32You sure about Hector?
27:34You sure about any of this?
27:39Okay, so the anniversary of your first episode is coming up?
27:43Ah, next week.
27:45I would have been married 11 years.
27:50Are you tempted to reach out to Bruce again?
27:54No.
27:56I do wonder what he would have gotten me as a steel anniversary or turquoise.
28:04The internet is divided.
28:06How did it feel in your body to think about that?
28:11Heavy.
28:13In my legs.
28:16Like I'm stuck in the mud.
28:21I heard Hold Me Now by the Thompson Twins on the radio on my way to a gig.
28:25That was supposed to be our wedding song.
28:28And, um, and I got through the whole thing this time.
28:33Usually I have to cut it off after the first verse.
28:38Did you make it to the gig?
28:40I did.
28:43And?
28:44They offered me a regular slot.
28:48That's terrific.
28:50How did Andy react?
28:51He must have been proud.
28:52I haven't, I haven't told him.
28:53I haven't told anyone.
28:55Sounds to me like you redirected some powerful emotions into your art.
29:00You were rewarded for it.
29:03Can you let yourself celebrate that?
29:06Historically, uh, things don't go so well when I celebrate.
29:10Let's talk about that.
29:14Elena picked a target.
29:15And Hector came through with our first $5,000 alarm code.
29:18One, two, four, two, three.
29:22Oh, come on.
29:23Come on.
29:28Hector, my man.
29:29You could sound a little less surprised.
29:32Oh, sorry.
29:32It's just a little nerve-wracking.
29:37Elena, is there a dog here?
29:39Died last month.
29:40They made Lorelai handle the burial.
29:41Thank God.
29:42I mean, not thank God that's all for one.
29:46God.
29:47Handle the burial?
29:48That's rough.
29:50No pun intended.
29:53How does that compare to what, uh, Nick makes you do?
29:56Oh, that's easy.
29:57Because he's barely home anymore.
29:59Yeah.
29:59Thanks for that.
30:00Shit.
30:00Sorry.
30:01But isn't this bitter act getting a little old?
30:04You're telling me you never cheated on anybody?
30:06Never.
30:07Wow.
30:07Really?
30:08You could sound a little less surprised.
30:12Okay.
30:14I think I found it.
30:15Okay.
30:16So we're looking for anything Hermes.
30:18Mrs. Hicksdale's associate couldn't or wouldn't get her the new season Birkin colorway so she's too offended to wear any
30:23of the bags.
30:24Anything on the island is fair deal.
30:28There's probably a no more obnoxious or coveted status symbol than the Hermes Birkin, named after singer-actress Jane Birkin.
30:35They're handcrafted in France by an elusive cabal of craftsmen trained in centuries-old equestrian trade techniques.
30:40Using only the highest-end leather, exotic animal skins, stitching, and hardware, the Birkin is the crown jewel of any
30:47woman's handbag collection.
30:48The rub is, you can't simply walk into an Hermes boutique and buy one.
30:52You've got to play the Hermes game.
30:54Which means spending tens of thousands on jewelry and accessories, a.k.a. Birkin bait, just to get wait-listed
31:00for the privilege of spending upwards of 50 grand for a bag.
31:04And you thought hedge funds were...
31:05What the fuck is that?
31:06There's another alarm? Why the fuck is there another alarm? Hello?
31:10Uh, try the house code.
31:11There's no fucking keypad. Where do I find a keypad? Do you know?
31:15It's got to be there somewhere.
31:16Wait, wait, wait. I got it. I got it. I got it. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Holy shit.
31:23Coop?
31:23It's not working. It's not working.
31:25Coop?
31:26Fuck! It's not... What do I do?
31:27Get out of there!
31:33What the fuck kind of security system is this?
31:37Jesus Christ.
31:44Coop, where are you? Get out of here!
31:46Yeah, I don't think I can do that.
31:47Why not?
31:48Because they got another dog.
31:51Hey, dog.
31:53Hey.
31:55Hi.
31:57You want a treat?
31:59Huh?
32:12Come on up front.
32:13Do not come up front. Do not go up front.
32:15I don't really have the choice.
32:23Cool?
32:24Leave it.
32:30Take the back.
32:38Where the hell are you?
32:39I'm on the street.
32:40Oh, go run east.
32:41Which way is east?
32:44How the fuck am I supposed to know?
32:47I don't know where I'm going.
32:48I don't know where I'm going.
32:53Tell me where I'm going.
33:04There are cops everywhere.
33:07Just be careful, okay?
33:11Fuck.
33:12Okay.
33:13Okay.
33:15Okay.
33:28Oh, fucking earpiece.
33:44Answer me if you can hear me.
33:46Hey, we see you.
33:47Stop.
33:52Coop?
33:54Hello?
34:04Let's go.
34:07Let's go.
34:17Okay, okay, okay, okay.
34:18Try to let's, try to let's.
34:20Okay.
34:21Okay, try to.
34:22Try to let's go.
34:22Try to let's go.
34:24Oh, shit.
34:30Holy shit.
34:32Okay.
34:37Where the fuck are we?
34:39Okay.
34:42Okay.
34:57Hey, I need your air wrap.
35:01Mom.
35:03What, you're not even dressed?
35:05People are already here.
35:07I just have to do my makeup.
35:18So gorgeous.
35:21Hey, come on.
35:22I'll help you.
35:24Oh, yeah.
35:24Sorry.
35:25Just, like, look at the ceiling?
35:27Perfect.
35:28Perfect.
35:32Perfect.
35:33Perfect.
35:34Perfect.
35:34Perfect.
35:34Perfect.
35:35Perfect.
35:35Here, come on.
35:51Perfect.
35:52There you are.
35:53Happy birthday.
35:55Happy birthday.
35:56Happy birthday.
35:57How are you?
35:58Beautiful.
35:59Beautiful.
36:00Beautiful.
36:01Um, bar.
36:02Now.
36:02Oh, now?
36:04Oh, you're going to see it.
36:07Oh.
36:10Wow.
36:11Yeah.
36:12You know.
36:20A melatini.
36:21It's a nice signature drink.
36:23Baby, I just really want a vodka martini.
36:25Very dirty.
36:26That's what the melatini is.
36:28I know what you like, babe.
36:30Hey, girl.
36:33Oh, my God.
36:35We're both fire signs.
36:37Really?
36:37Yeah.
36:38We're more into Enneagrams here.
36:40You mean, like, word games?
36:42Uh, yeah.
36:43Yeah, sure.
36:44Yes, words.
36:45Right.
36:47I mean, okay.
36:49Hey, Sam.
36:50Paul.
36:52Could you give us a minute?
36:53We're here first.
36:57Did you get my voicemails?
36:58Anything you have to say can go through our lawyers.
37:00God knows we pay them enough.
37:01I pay them enough.
37:02But you can afford it.
37:03Unless Misty is spending you out of house and home.
37:06Can you really rack up that much of a tab at Fashion Nova?
37:08Yeah, it doesn't have to be like this.
37:12Oh.
37:13You should go back up there.
37:14It looks like they're proving your girlfriend at the bar.
37:21Ladies?
37:23Bye, Paul.
37:48What the fuck?
37:49How did Hector not know about the second alarm?
37:51They gotta be from the same company.
37:52He didn't know what he was looking for.
37:53Well, for five grand, you better fuck it now.
37:55Can you sit down?
37:56You're making it worse.
37:58Where's your first aid kit?
37:59I don't have one.
38:01Okay, do you have vodka?
38:02In the freezer.
38:03Give me this one.
38:04I'm gonna order the rest on board, Ash.
38:06Oh, you fucker.
38:06Look, I need your face.
38:15Why is Samantha Leavitt sending you nudes?
38:17Oh, my God.
38:18It's complicated, okay?
38:20How do you know Samantha Leavitt?
38:22Why does everybody know everybody in this town?
38:24Of course, everyone fucking knows everyone.
38:26Is that why you were fighting with her husband at Nick's?
38:28No, Paul is just a dick, okay?
38:30Can we please drop this?
38:31Yeah.
38:35Okay.
38:38Ready?
38:39Yeah.
38:42Uh...
38:42We gotta be more careful.
38:44People are gonna hear about this.
38:46About you and Sam?
38:47No.
38:48About me being chased by police and a dog.
38:51Hey.
38:52It'll pass.
38:53Yeah.
38:54So this looks more like a scratch than a full-on bite,
38:58but I would still probably put some antibiotics on this.
39:00It'll be fine.
39:00What are we gonna do about Hector?
39:02I'll straighten on Hector.
39:04Okay?
39:04Okay.
39:05You know what?
39:06I'll be fine.
39:07I'll be fine.
39:08I gotta go.
39:09I'm gonna be late.
39:10Late?
39:11Late to what?
39:12Mel's birthday party.
39:13I gotta change.
39:15Are you serious?
39:17You're a complicated guy, Coop.
39:19I know.
39:19Sometimes I don't understand myself.
39:22Another shot for this bad day.
39:23Do you wish I was trouble, please?
39:25And we have gone, Julio.
39:26None of that spring break shit.
39:27Uh-uh.
39:28Grown-ass adults.
39:29Line them up.
39:30Strong.
39:32See?
39:34Oh.
39:35Oh.
39:35Happy birthday.
39:36Okay, that's my girl.
39:37Oh!
39:39Allie?
39:42Happy birthday, Melie.
39:44Thank you for coming.
39:46Of course I wouldn't miss it.
39:47See?
39:48We haven't seen you in forever.
39:50You do not age.
39:51You look amazing.
39:52Oh, of course she looks amazing.
39:53Yeah.
39:54She doesn't have kids sucking the life out of her.
39:56They're her tits.
39:56Mm-hmm.
39:57I apologize in advance for anything they may say at any point tonight.
40:01Please, don't leave.
40:03Don't fuck yourself, Pop!
40:07Fuck you!
40:08Oh, shit.
40:09Did somebody miss their nap time?
40:14Okay, let's stand.
40:15Okay.
40:16Oh, come on.
40:18Right there, girl, there.
40:18Right there, girl, there.
40:19Stand.
40:19I don't wanna want, I'm 150 at 10 what a time
40:23I make it, I get what I want, what I want,
40:26what I want, what I want cause I like it
40:27I walk into the room got all eyes on me
40:31You know I am the one My own energy
40:36I'm doing it my way yeah
40:38Dude!
40:42He's down!
40:46Aợi cómo attacks
41:12Hey, Cat, how are you?
41:14Looking good.
41:28It's quite a picture.
41:32Are you going to do something about it?
41:33You got out of bed, didn't you?
41:34You've been spending a lot of time in bed recently.
41:38Okay, is this about the girl?
41:40Wow, you nailed it on your first try.
41:42And they say men are too.
41:43Sam.
41:44I just thought you were better than that.
41:46Well, better than Paul, at least.
41:48Though, I have to admit, it's not a very high bar.
41:51Okay.
41:52She was a former colleague.
41:54She came by to drop some things off at the house.
41:55She never even came inside.
41:57She kissed you like someone who's fucked you.
42:00Well, maybe some women just kissed that way.
42:18There you are.
42:21Tori, can I get you over here for a minute?
42:24Why?
42:25Nick wants a family photo.
42:26I'm not his family.
42:32That's what I'm talking about.
42:34That wasn't for you.
42:35Well, I'm going to pretend it was.
42:37Ah.
42:40You're late.
42:40Yes, I'm sorry.
42:42Cut me some slack, please, will you?
42:46What?
42:49Okay, are you going to tell me what's wrong,
42:50or are you going to stand there with your arms crossed?
42:52All you get is slack.
42:54Slack to be a shitty dad, husband, whatever,
42:57with no consequences.
42:58Excuse me.
42:59My life is one big consequence.
43:03See, you want me to feel bad for you,
43:05and this is all your fault.
43:06Hey, for the record,
43:07I didn't choose any of this.
43:09Okay, but you didn't fight, Dad.
43:11It was your job to fight for Mom, for us.
43:14Okay, you were the only one who could,
43:15and you just walked away.
43:19Well, it was a little more complicated than that.
43:22Well, you made leaving look pretty fucking simple.
43:24Hey, hey, hey.
43:27Jake?
43:27Hey, I got this.
43:28I know.
43:29Can you do me a favor?
43:30Yeah.
43:30Get the fuck out of my way.
43:31Oh, sure thing.
43:34Hey.
43:47Oh.
43:48Hey.
43:49Hey, you came.
43:51Yeah, just in time to get my ass handed to me by our daughter.
43:54Well, I got a pass tonight for my birthday.
43:58Well, happy birthday, Mel.
44:02Oh.
44:04You went all out.
44:05Sorry.
44:07Hello, hello.
44:08Justin.
44:10That's my cue.
44:14Hey.
44:15Hey.
44:16Hey.
44:18Hey.
44:18Hey.
44:19Hey.
44:19Hey.
44:20Where are you, Mel?
44:21Uh-oh.
44:21There you go.
44:24Come on, baby.
44:25I want you next to me for this.
44:27Pretty, please.
44:36you got it you got it you got it come on
44:46got you a drink
44:53thank you i know you didn't want this party but
44:57how could i not spoil you i mean look at you
45:07you teach me something new every day i'm my best self when i'm with you because i want to be
45:12better
45:12for you you guide me through space and time you speak to my soul i love you babe
45:19sir thank you so everyone uh raise your melteenies for the birthday girl
45:38why don't you say something
46:07got it
46:14sorry i am one of those people that needs to fill every awkward silence
46:19uh that was beautiful nick literal tears
46:23um yeah i have clearly an emotional moment for all of us give a round of applause to nick
46:39that's a very tough act to follow but i'm just gonna steal this stool here from the sorry from
46:47the dj so
46:52i would like to i would love to play a song in honor of the birthday girl
47:01oh and uh i will be playing weeknights at the tap ale house if you are so inclined
47:15here we go
47:19i have a picture
47:24pinned to my wall
47:28birch if you need to be honest with you and the
47:33will i have been it on
47:38But look at our lives now
47:42All tattered and torn
47:47We fuss and we fight and delight
47:51In the tears that we cry until dawn
47:55Oh, hold me now
47:59Oh, my heart
48:06Stay with me
48:09Let alone, let alone, let alone
48:14What happened to your leg?
48:32What happened to your speech?
48:33Don't fuck with me right now
48:38Hey
48:40You okay?
48:44I don't know
48:4818 years of marriage
48:51You never once asked me that
48:55Well, for what it's worth
48:57I wish I had
49:10Where did you get that?
49:13They sell these in stores though
49:16But this I happened to get in Hunter's room
49:19Oh, well, great
49:22Please, don't worry about him now
49:23Worry about him when he gets better at hiding it
49:25Tell that to your mother
49:26She chewed me out in the supermarket the other day for being a bad parent
49:30I think that's just her way of saying she misses you
49:35Maybe she's right
49:38Maybe we are fucking up her kids
49:40Well, she would know she set the industry standard of terrible parenting
49:44Coop
49:45Okay
49:47Maybe we are fucking them up
49:49But please
49:50Give yourself a break
49:54Whatever we have done to them
49:56Started way before the divorce
50:14So
50:14To answer your question, I'm not okay
50:19Nothing feels real to me anymore
50:24I'm numb
50:25All the time
50:29I miss moments I can't ever get back every day
50:32Moments with the kids
50:35My patients
50:36My God, I'm a terrible fucking therapist right now
50:40You're not a terrible therapist
50:42No, no
50:42Trust me
50:43You're not there
50:45Maybe it's not enough
50:46They fuck up our kids
50:47They gotta fuck up everybody else's kids too
50:49No, it's good to have goals
51:01Feels like I've been angry for so long
51:03I thought I was angry at you
51:04But now you're gone
51:06I'm still so angry
51:12I'm just fucked up
51:17You hide it very well
51:18No
51:30You ask if I love you
51:34Well, what could I say?
51:39You know that I do
51:43And this is just one of those games that you play
51:48So I'll sing you a new song
51:54Please don't cry anymore
52:00I'll even ask your forgiveness
52:03Though I don't know just what I'm asking it for
52:08Oh, and hold me now
52:14Oh, warm my heart
52:21Stay with me
52:25Let a loving start
52:28Let a loving start
52:31Oh, hold me now
52:34Oh, warm my heart
52:41Stay with me
52:46Let a loving start
52:49Let a loving start
52:52Oh, hi
52:53Hi
53:03Damn it
53:10Probably should get back next
53:12It's on the list
53:13Hold me now
53:18Oh, my heart
53:20Oh, my heart
53:22Stay with me
53:25Let a loving start
53:30Let a loving start
53:32Oh, oh, oh
53:35Oh, oh, oh
53:37Oh, oh, oh
53:39Oh, oh, oh
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