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Ruby is a thirty and flirty (but definitely not thriving) New Yorker whose life is transferred to the Hamptons right after a chance meeting with a wealthy consignment store owner.
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00:24:18Oh.
00:24:58Oh my god! Oh, you came to life. Oh my god.
00:25:02I did it like 40-something years ago.
00:25:03Sorry.
00:25:04Nala, welcome to the neighborhood. I'm Elijah, your upstairs neighbor.
00:25:09Yeah, I've heard you. I've heard of you. It's nice to meet you.
00:25:14Wow, this place is amazing.
00:25:17Oh no, there's so much work. Sorry, excuse me.
00:25:18Do you carry children's clothes or just clothes for people who are old enough to regret their life choices?
00:25:22Oh yeah, just clothes for people who still regret their life choices.
00:25:26Yeah. Sorry.
00:25:28Elliot.
00:25:29Elijah.
00:25:30Oh god, sorry. Single mom brain. I can't remember my own name sometimes.
00:25:35God, it's been ages. We should grab a coffee sometime.
00:25:38No you shouldn't.
00:25:39Oh yeah, that would be great.
00:25:40Great. Uh, call me at the store, okay? I gotta run.
00:25:43I am on the search for some shorts that will get my daughter sent to the principal's office.
00:25:48Bye.
00:25:49Well, hey, if you ever want to shop for yourself, you should come back, you know?
00:25:52Yeah, 2031. See you there.
00:26:00Well, it was nice to meet you.
00:26:03Yeah. Excited to have you here. I am. Yeah, definitely. The store's been empty for years.
00:26:11Well, I'll just be upstairs working if you need anything.
00:26:14Right. Working.
00:26:16What?
00:26:17Nothing. I'll see you later, neighbour.
00:26:20Neighbour.
00:26:23Pervert.
00:26:27Oh, I went to work.
00:26:30Boss lady CEO.
00:26:32John.
00:26:33What's up?
00:26:34I have something to consign.
00:26:36No. I already told you. I'm not taking items. This is all from one woman's closet.
00:26:41No. No, you have to take it.
00:26:44Is that a lollipop?
00:26:46Alec Baldwin sucked on this lollipop.
00:26:48Oh my god.
00:26:48But I grabbed it from the trash bin as he threw it away. This is invaluable.
00:26:51No, John. No.
00:26:58Oh my god.
00:27:06Wow.
00:27:07Oh, they're really going at it.
00:27:09Tell me about it.
00:27:11See you at home.
00:27:15That's insane.
00:27:18Oh my god.
00:27:20Oh my god.
00:27:24Oh my god.
00:27:26Oh my god.
00:27:29Oh my god.
00:27:31Oh my god.
00:27:32Oh my god.
00:27:32Come on.
00:27:33Come on.
00:27:35You're not a real real estate agent.
00:27:38Oh, it's not just a normal van.
00:27:42You have so many stepmoms, Vince.
00:27:48And five, make an orgy.
00:28:18And five, make an orgy.
00:28:54Oh, hey, Joanna, how are you?
00:28:57Elijah, hi.
00:28:58Oh, my God.
00:28:59How have you been?
00:29:00Oh, good.
00:29:01I mean, you know, the usual PTA, Book Drive, Costco, Little League.
00:29:06How does she do it all?
00:29:07So great.
00:29:10I'm sorry, I got out of here.
00:29:11Oh, but you're coming to the potluck on Sunday, though, right?
00:29:13What?
00:29:14I'm making Rice Krispie Treats.
00:29:16Oh, my God, please come.
00:29:17You have to come.
00:29:17I want you to come so bad.
00:29:19Please say you'll come.
00:29:19Oh, God.
00:29:20Will you come?
00:29:21I want you to come.
00:29:24I...
00:29:24You're coming.
00:29:25You have to come.
00:29:27Please come.
00:29:28You're coming.
00:29:29You're coming.
00:29:34I will try to come.
00:29:36Okay, great.
00:29:37All right, we'll see you there.
00:29:38Bye.
00:29:38Bye.
00:29:41Jesus.
00:29:51That sounds like being a single parent is no joke.
00:29:54It really does.
00:29:55Yeah, talk about being the hunter and the gatherer.
00:29:57Exactly.
00:29:58And gathering's benefits suck.
00:29:59There's no dental plan.
00:30:01Oh, yeah.
00:30:01Ridiculous.
00:30:02So what do you do?
00:30:03I am an editor.
00:30:05Oh, for movies?
00:30:07Yeah, yeah, movies.
00:30:10Mostly one genre.
00:30:11That's so cool.
00:30:12I just work in boring landscaping.
00:30:14The most exciting thing that's ever happened in my job is when Jurassic Park came out and everybody wanted a
00:30:18Velociraptor for a head show.
00:30:21But my kids bring all the drama into my life.
00:30:24Uh-huh.
00:30:25Too blessed to be stressed, right?
00:30:26Uh-huh.
00:30:27Uh-huh.
00:30:27Uh-huh.
00:30:29Yeah.
00:30:31Is everything okay?
00:30:32Oh, yeah.
00:30:32Yeah.
00:30:33Totally fine.
00:30:35Totally fine.
00:30:36Too blessed to be stressed.
00:30:37I don't know why I said that.
00:30:38It's like the most mom thing ever.
00:30:39It is.
00:30:39It's very mom.
00:30:40It is very mom thing.
00:30:42But that's not it.
00:30:43I just realized I spilled some water is all.
00:30:45That's all it is.
00:30:46Oh, I didn't even notice.
00:30:47Yeah, because I did it in the car before I walked in and I just actually just remembered that I
00:30:51did it and I'm super allergic.
00:30:54To water?
00:30:55Yeah.
00:30:56Oh.
00:30:56Yeah.
00:30:57I should go clean up right away.
00:31:00Oh, I got you.
00:31:00I always have wipees in my bag.
00:31:02Oh, no.
00:31:02Uh-huh.
00:31:03I'm sure you do.
00:31:04That's awesome.
00:31:05That is very good to have wipees in case you're for your kids.
00:31:08Uh-huh.
00:31:08But I have special tissues.
00:31:10Special tissues?
00:31:10Yeah, they're non-water based lotion in the tissue and I better do this right away before it gets out.
00:31:16Oh, we just sat down.
00:31:17Yeah, I know.
00:31:18This has been so much fun.
00:31:19Can we definitely do this again sometime?
00:31:21Uh, okay.
00:31:23I got to run out and I'm like, bye.
00:31:25Bye.
00:31:26Bye.
00:31:28Hey, I got that chair you guys.
00:31:30You were asking about a chair earlier.
00:31:31Do you remember that?
00:32:07Shut up.
00:32:15I'm so sorry about last week.
00:32:18That was weird.
00:32:22I was weird.
00:32:23I was weird and I'm sorry.
00:32:25Did I say something wrong?
00:32:27No.
00:32:27God, no.
00:32:28Uh-uh.
00:32:28No.
00:32:29No, no, no, no, no.
00:32:30I think you're great.
00:32:33I think you seem pretty great too.
00:32:36Um, in a weird way, but quite weird.
00:32:40Okay, I'll take it.
00:32:41I just, I was a little confused.
00:32:43Yeah.
00:32:44No, I get that.
00:32:46Listen, I have heard it all.
00:32:49I work in people's yards.
00:32:50You would not believe the shit people say when they don't think the help is out there listening.
00:32:57Okay, were you in prison?
00:32:59What?
00:33:00No.
00:33:00DUI.
00:33:00Uh, well, not that I remember.
00:33:02Another family you support in Switzerland.
00:33:04Holy shit.
00:33:05How did you guess that?
00:33:06But just for the chocolate.
00:33:08Okay, then what?
00:33:15It's weird.
00:33:18Oh, God.
00:33:19Uh, what is it?
00:33:20No, no, it's not.
00:33:21It's not.
00:33:22It's just that I...
00:33:23I...
00:33:23Just say it.
00:33:25Just say it.
00:33:26Just say it.
00:33:27I...
00:33:28What?
00:33:28I can't hear you.
00:33:29Hm?
00:33:31What?
00:33:32Oh, uh...
00:33:35Sorry, could you just speak up a little bit?
00:33:38Porn.
00:33:38Porn, porn, porn.
00:33:39Porn.
00:33:40I edit porn.
00:33:41I edit porn.
00:33:42And porn does not turn me on at all.
00:33:46Moms do.
00:33:48Live, laugh, love.
00:33:50Don't talk to me till I've had my coffee.
00:33:52Leaning in.
00:33:52Moms.
00:33:59I'm a mom.
00:34:00Oh, believe me, I know.
00:34:03Obviously, the dream was to be a feature film editor.
00:34:07And it just, you know, how things go, it just came onto my lap.
00:34:11And I...
00:34:11Well, that's not how I want to say it.
00:34:13I'm just saying, you know, like, it's great health insurance.
00:34:17401K, you know.
00:34:18And it's...
00:34:19It's not like people who do this become more normal over time, you know.
00:34:25I just...
00:34:26It's not a...
00:34:30Look.
00:34:31If you never want to see me again, I get it.
00:34:35100%.
00:34:37Nobody wants the guy who got into the Guild for his work on Must Love Dongs 4.
00:34:47Can I watch?
00:35:07Hey, Golda.
00:35:09It's Ruby again.
00:35:12I've left you a couple of voicemails.
00:35:13I don't know if your machine is wonky or something.
00:35:15But the apartment upstairs is definitely occupied by...
00:35:18I don't know if it's like a few couples or maybe a couple of throuples or whatever.
00:35:23It's hard to tell.
00:35:23But please call me back.
00:35:25We're sorry.
00:35:26The mailbox is full.
00:35:27Please try your call again.
00:35:28There's no way that was a real dulce.
00:35:31It's like, come on, Kiki.
00:35:33It's embarrassing.
00:35:33We know we've been to Chinatown, too.
00:35:35Oh, my God.
00:35:36Oh, my God.
00:35:37Ruby?
00:35:38What are you doing?
00:35:40Oh, my God.
00:35:41I'm opening this store, actually.
00:35:44You're joking.
00:35:45She doesn't look like she's joking.
00:35:46Obviously, Allison.
00:35:47It's so cute.
00:35:49What are you selling?
00:35:51Uh, vintage.
00:35:52It's like all vintage.
00:35:5480s, 90s.
00:35:55Oh, so like use people's clothing?
00:35:59Sort of.
00:36:00It's a little more interesting than that, actually.
00:36:03Consignment.
00:36:05Fabulous.
00:36:06So this whole space is yours?
00:36:08Yeah, it is.
00:36:09Wonderful.
00:36:10You need my help.
00:36:11I do?
00:36:12I mean, I do, but...
00:36:13You do.
00:36:14I know everyone.
00:36:14I will introduce you to everyone.
00:36:16It's like, remember last night?
00:36:17Mm-hmm.
00:36:18It was so special.
00:36:19I have a Jamaican nanny.
00:36:21She's been with me forever.
00:36:23Forever.
00:36:23And I was at Argento last night.
00:36:25Such a fun spot.
00:36:26So fun.
00:36:27So spotty.
00:36:28We had a Jamaican server.
00:36:30It was so crazy.
00:36:32I was like, oh my God, you have to meet my nanny.
00:36:34Mm-hmm.
00:36:34She said that.
00:36:35And so I got Nanny Sandy over there.
00:36:37They meet.
00:36:38They totally connected.
00:36:41And now they have like such a beautiful community together.
00:36:44I almost cried.
00:36:45Turns out I think they may kind of like hate each other now,
00:36:48but it doesn't matter because I did my part.
00:36:49You truly did.
00:36:50Anyhow, long story short, it's hard out here if you're not from here.
00:36:54So since I'm a giver, I'm going to be your Hamptonite slash Palm Beach slash Telluride tour guide.
00:37:00I'll be in touch.
00:37:01Kiss, kiss, kiss.
00:37:03Wow.
00:37:05Looks like you're the new flavor.
00:37:06Good luck.
00:37:20Oh, this is adorable.
00:37:24Thanks.
00:37:25Finally.
00:37:26I've been telling Golda for years to get someone in here to take over.
00:37:29Wait.
00:37:30How do you guys know Golda?
00:37:31Oh, everybody's in everybody's business out here.
00:37:33Yeah.
00:37:34That's why I'm learning.
00:37:35I'm Carl.
00:37:36This is Scott.
00:37:37And who are you, beautiful?
00:37:39I'm blushing.
00:37:40I'm Ruby.
00:37:41Can I help you guys find anything?
00:37:43Oh, we'll just poke around.
00:37:44Okay.
00:37:46Wait.
00:37:47What is this?
00:37:49Oh, I'm so glad you asked.
00:37:51Those are by this local artist, Arco.
00:37:53He's amazing.
00:37:54Good eye.
00:37:55Ooh.
00:37:56We'll take it.
00:37:57Oh, no.
00:37:57I was just looking big.
00:37:58But it really suits you, babe.
00:37:59I don't need it.
00:38:00But I want you to have it.
00:38:01No.
00:38:01Seriously.
00:38:02I'm all set.
00:38:03Do you have a gift box?
00:38:04Let me look.
00:38:07For sake.
00:38:09Uh, give us a sec.
00:38:11Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:38:13What did that ring kill your father or something?
00:38:16Stop buying me things.
00:38:18What?
00:38:19It's like every time you walk into a store,
00:38:20you buy me a glass blown vase or a gold embossed tie clip
00:38:24or a Faberge trinket.
00:38:26Enough.
00:38:26Oh, no.
00:38:27Your boyfriend likes to buy you gifts.
00:38:30How awful.
00:38:31The struggle is real.
00:38:33Let's go home, okay?
00:38:35I have that steak in the fridge
00:38:36and I don't want to over-marinate.
00:38:37You said there was no such thing as over-marinating.
00:38:39What?
00:38:40You said that.
00:38:49So are you actually upset because I buy you too much?
00:38:54I'm not upset.
00:38:57Sorry.
00:38:59I must be reading your face, voice, and body language wrong.
00:39:03Seriously, how is treating the man that I love a problem?
00:39:08Oh.
00:39:10Oh.
00:39:11That's outstanding.
00:39:14Mmm.
00:39:16You know, I was going to buy his tickets to Paris,
00:39:19but, uh, I guess he wouldn't want to do that
00:39:22because it would be a quote-unquote gift.
00:39:28I would love to go to Paris.
00:39:30It's not that.
00:39:32Then what is it?
00:39:35I want to go back to work.
00:39:37Work.
00:39:39Is that a new club?
00:39:41No, I want a job.
00:39:42I want my own money.
00:39:45I want to be my own person.
00:39:46But you are.
00:39:48You're my person.
00:39:52Wow.
00:39:53Uh, there's a job at Lunar Landscapes,
00:39:56as you told me.
00:39:57Absolutely not.
00:39:59Why not?
00:40:00Because they do our shrubbery, sweetie.
00:40:03So?
00:40:03So when's the last time you shrubbed?
00:40:06I mean, why do menial work
00:40:07when I make enough for both of us?
00:40:10Because I feel like a kept man.
00:40:12And I'm more than that.
00:40:16Enjoy your steak of cloth.
00:40:17Oh, I will.
00:40:19Not begrudgingly.
00:40:23Oh.
00:40:30You're up early.
00:40:32I have that job interview at Lunar Landscapes.
00:40:35I have to be a shrubber.
00:40:37Why don't you just hop in our backyard
00:40:39and do our flowers?
00:40:40I could save a couple of grand on the gardeners.
00:40:44We'll see you later.
00:40:46Wait, did you make breakfast?
00:40:48Uh, no.
00:40:50Did you?
00:40:51I never make breakfast.
00:40:52Oh.
00:40:53I never work.
00:40:54See, we're both trying new things.
00:40:56What am I supposed to eat?
00:40:57I don't know, babe.
00:40:59Just figure it out.
00:41:01Bye.
00:41:01Bye.
00:41:09Well, if I were a breakfast, where would I be?
00:41:21Nope.
00:41:26Okay, I don't know if this is such a good idea.
00:41:28Aren't you dating that bajillionaire?
00:41:30Izzy, come on.
00:41:31We've known each other since we were, like, in the womb.
00:41:33Yeah, and you have a totally different life now.
00:41:35We are pruning very different things.
00:41:37Look, I am geared up, and I'm ready to rumble.
00:41:39So get this guy in the bushes and let him chop, chop, chop.
00:41:42Please.
00:41:43Just do it for him.
00:41:45Like, do it for me.
00:41:46Okay.
00:41:47Okay.
00:41:48You know I love you, but I don't know.
00:41:52I'm calling it on that friend favor that you owe me.
00:41:56Because you remember that time when I almost had to bail you out of the...
00:41:58Okay, fine.
00:41:59Fine, fine, fine.
00:42:00I will give you a trial, okay?
00:42:02Oh, God.
00:42:03Thank you so much, Izzy.
00:42:04I love you, I love you, I love you.
00:42:05Yeah, I love you, too.
00:42:06Now get out of my office.
00:42:08I just got here.
00:42:10Yeah, now go.
00:42:24So, how was the interview?
00:42:30It's fantastic.
00:42:32Thanks for asking.
00:42:34Did you get the job?
00:42:37Do you care?
00:42:41Am I not enough for you?
00:42:46Yeah.
00:42:47Why don't you even ask that?
00:42:49You're changing the rules.
00:42:53What?
00:42:54The rules?
00:42:54We had a rule book when we started dating.
00:42:57And now it feels like you're in another game entirely.
00:43:00We were playing hockey and now you're into Highlight or whatever.
00:43:05I just needed to know that I could stand on my own two feet.
00:43:08That's all.
00:43:11But if I can't provide for you...
00:43:14Why would you want to even be with me anyway?
00:43:19Honey, no, no, no, no.
00:43:21You...
00:43:23You provide for me in so many ways.
00:43:27You're my entire world.
00:43:30That...
00:43:31That'll never, ever change.
00:43:38Did you eat?
00:43:42Yeah.
00:43:43I'll...
00:43:43I'll go whip something up.
00:43:45Can I help?
00:43:48Wait...
00:43:49Really?
00:43:52Really?
00:43:54Yeah.
00:43:56Okay.
00:44:11Ruby!
00:44:12Eat it!
00:44:12Kiss, kiss, kiss!
00:44:14Oh, oh my God.
00:44:14Okay.
00:44:14I know you said that you could help me and I'm feeling super overwhelmed.
00:44:17You are so vibes.
00:44:20I think.
00:44:21It's a good thing, right?
00:44:22It's a whole mood.
00:44:23Listen, let's go out tonight.
00:44:26I'll help you help yourself.
00:44:28Hmm?
00:44:30Oh.
00:44:31Sorry.
00:44:33I'm going to use your bathroom.
00:44:35Oh, sure.
00:44:35It's...
00:44:36I'm going to take a shit.
00:44:38And I won't use an air spritz.
00:44:41Oh.
00:44:41There's actually a spray back there.
00:44:43You can...
00:44:43Ruby.
00:44:44Would a man mask his scent?
00:44:47I think it probably depends on the volume and the intensity.
00:44:52The answer is no, Ruby.
00:44:53No, they wouldn't.
00:44:54You grab life by the sphincter and you just f***ing do it.
00:44:58No.
00:45:06Rubicon.
00:45:07Question I can't believe I haven't asked you yet.
00:45:10John.
00:45:11I cannot consign human beings.
00:45:13This is my niece, Lucy.
00:45:15Oh my God.
00:45:16Sorry.
00:45:17Hi, Lucy.
00:45:18Uncle Jay has told me so much about you.
00:45:21I just love you already.
00:45:25And it's like we both had the letter Y at the end of our names.
00:45:28Yeah.
00:45:30Incredible.
00:45:31John, are you crying?
00:45:32What? No.
00:45:33I...
00:45:34I just love intergenerational connection.
00:45:38Hashtag inspired.
00:45:39Okay.
00:45:40What did you want to talk to me about?
00:45:43Duh.
00:45:44Um, do you now or have you ever had a ferret allergy?
00:45:47No.
00:45:47Because we just met a guy outside.
00:45:49He can get up for us at cost.
00:45:53Uh, no.
00:45:54No.
00:45:55No.
00:45:55I'm also not consigning rodents.
00:45:57Wait.
00:45:58Ferrets are mustelids.
00:45:59Just like otters are wolverines.
00:46:01We're going to make you rich, Rubster.
00:46:04Oh.
00:46:05I totes my goats forgot to tell you.
00:46:07Lucy's going to be staying with us for a while.
00:46:10Can't wait!
00:46:11Ruby squared!
00:46:14See you later.
00:46:15I'll make anybody kill me down.
00:46:25Tell me about your love life, Marie.
00:46:27Oh.
00:46:28Well, there's not that much to tell.
00:46:29I just broke it off with this guy.
00:46:31Good.
00:46:32Don't give him even a sip of that kitty cat down under.
00:46:35My ex-husband scouted me from the trading floor.
00:46:39Wow.
00:46:39Oh, my. That's so cool.
00:46:40He's still a dipshit, though.
00:46:42Listen, take it from a bitch who's been around the block.
00:46:44They're not worth it.
00:46:46Totally.
00:46:47Mm-hmm.
00:46:47I mean, I'm just, you know, I'm afraid I'll be, like, alone forever or whatever, but...
00:46:52You're past it!
00:46:52Get what you want.
00:46:54Want what you get.
00:46:56Yes.
00:46:57Mm-hmm.
00:46:57Totally.
00:46:58The great Ronty Shanti Shanti Lowenstein told me that on our pilgrimage.
00:47:03Oh, my God.
00:47:04That's so cool.
00:47:05Where was the pilgrimage?
00:47:07I mean, if you have to ask, you know?
00:47:09Oh, yeah.
00:47:10Totally.
00:47:10Sorry.
00:47:11Hmm.
00:47:12You've got this, right?
00:47:14Sure.
00:47:16Kiss, kiss, kiss.
00:47:18Lizzie!
00:47:19Oh, my God!
00:47:19Let's do lunch soon, okay?
00:47:25Oh, thanks.
00:47:29Crazy.
00:47:29Get short, see.
00:47:35Should we go.
00:47:36Yeah.
00:47:36Max lads.
00:47:40How much?
00:47:42My tea aÃ, is it nice?
00:47:51Easy women, fast cars, but ladies
00:47:55If you met a man this slick
00:47:58And he tryna play those tricks
00:48:01Don't you let him waste your time
00:48:05You tell him I'm a boss lady
00:48:07You know I'm the boss lady
00:48:09Work hard, cash shots
00:48:11I'm the boss lady
00:48:12Get paid, my name is the boss lady
00:48:15You could have me in your dreams
00:48:17You tell him I'm a boss lady
00:48:20My name is the boss lady
00:48:22Ooh, ooh, ooh
00:48:24You tell him I'm a boss
00:48:33Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, Ruby
00:48:37Oh, that would look fabulous on you
00:48:39I know
00:48:43I've got good news for you
00:48:44What?
00:48:46We're going to have the Boas for Bora Bora event
00:48:49Here
00:48:50Ruby, you've earned it
00:48:52Wow
00:48:53I know
00:48:53Wow
00:48:54Oh my god
00:48:55Eden
00:48:56What an honour
00:48:59I'm a little concerned we're not big enough though
00:49:01And that I maybe don't have the capital to throw a party
00:49:04It sounds like a lot of cash
00:49:06It's a total investment in your future
00:49:08And I trust you completely
00:49:10Really?
00:49:11I trust you completely
00:49:15Ta-ta for now
00:49:16Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss
00:49:17Oh, you have to pay for this
00:49:19Oh, my god
00:49:34Hello
00:49:34Hello, hello, hi
00:49:35I need some help
00:49:37Yes, of course
00:49:38How can I help?
00:49:38Well, you know, I need something that screams special
00:49:42Unique
00:49:43I am what's for dinner
00:49:45I love that
00:49:46Um, well, nothing says unique like vintage Gucci
00:49:50That's good, because I have it
00:49:52Okay
00:49:53Okay
00:49:54Let me try harder
00:49:55Ooh, oh my gosh
00:49:56We just got in this amazing Oscar de la Renta little tube
00:50:00Have it
00:50:02Have that
00:50:03What a closet
00:50:04Okay, I'll try harder
00:50:05Oh, wait a second
00:50:06Wait a second
00:50:09This, this is something like I'm looking
00:50:11This is fabulous
00:50:12Oh, well, that's just a costume jewelry
00:50:15It's 20 bucks
00:50:15I'll give you 15
00:50:17No, sorry, it's 20 bucks
00:50:19Yeah
00:50:19No, I can give you 15
00:50:21I cannot pay a penny more
00:50:23I just can't
00:50:25Okay
00:50:25Yeah, 15 is fine
00:50:27Oh, good
00:50:28No, oh, wait, sorry
00:50:29Let me wrap that up for you
00:50:30Oh, no, here
00:50:31I've got it for you right here
00:50:32Please let me get you a bottle
00:50:32No, no, no, I don't need one
00:50:33It's fine
00:50:34Okay
00:50:34I, you know, it's great
00:50:35It's fabulous
00:50:36It was very good to see you
00:50:38You too
00:50:38Have a great afternoon
00:50:39Yes, be well
00:50:40Bye-bye
00:50:40Bye
00:50:53Wait
00:50:54Oh, Jesus, Dan
00:50:55No, I said I wanted the white nectarines
00:50:57Not the yellow peaches
00:50:59They look the same at the supermarket
00:51:01Oh, no, no, because they're not the same
00:51:02Because you don't pay attention to things that I care about, right?
00:51:06So, no, it's not
00:51:07It's like you bringing home Katherine Heigl
00:51:09And I said Rachel McAdams
00:51:11You sound like an asshole
00:51:12You know, at least I know where mine is
00:51:13It was one time
00:51:15It was not
00:51:15Dammit, let it go
00:51:19Hi, honey
00:51:20We didn't hear you come in
00:51:22Did you eat?
00:51:23Do you want me to make you something?
00:51:24I ate at Ollie's
00:51:25I'm going to go up to my room
00:51:27Well, she's always at Ollie's
00:51:28I have no idea, let's go
00:51:29You go
00:51:31Oh, fine
00:51:31See, I know where your asshole is, though
00:51:40Why is it so hot in here?
00:51:43It was
00:51:44It's because you're premenopausal
00:51:46Oh, just, I mean, we could just open something
00:51:48Could open a window
00:51:56Do you hate me?
00:51:59What?
00:52:01Do you hate me?
00:52:04I mean, should we even try anymore?
00:52:09I will not go to that therapist again
00:52:15I want to try
00:52:17If you want to
00:52:23I don't hate you
00:52:26I do want to try
00:52:27But I don't know what you want anymore
00:52:32I was at Argento earlier with Carol
00:52:36And she said
00:52:41She had
00:52:42She had an idea about something
00:52:43That really helped her marriage
00:52:46And?
00:52:49Well, she said there were these
00:52:53These swingers
00:52:54Setups
00:52:57Were somewhat helpful
00:52:58Carol?
00:52:59Who's married to monotone Mark?
00:53:02I know, it's crazy
00:53:07Well, how exactly does it?
00:53:08Work
00:53:11Well, um
00:53:13I think there's an agency
00:53:15And they match you up
00:53:17With people that might match your interests
00:53:21So you call them up
00:53:22You put in, like, your thing
00:53:25Say, hey, I like to do things
00:53:27And then I joke with other people
00:53:29They go through their role
00:53:30To do those things
00:53:32So you thought about this
00:53:35Well, I
00:53:36No, I just thought
00:53:38I don't know
00:53:41To see
00:53:46So there's an agency
00:53:50A lot of tone
00:53:51Sweet dreams
00:53:55Still hot in here
00:54:17Maybe this wasn't such a good idea
00:54:19I don't know
00:54:19Yeah, maybe we should
00:54:22Oh
00:54:25Hi
00:54:26Well?
00:54:28They look eager
00:54:30Oh
00:54:31Okay
00:54:36Yes
00:54:36Well, you seem
00:54:38We just started
00:54:40We didn't know what to expect
00:54:41No, it's weird
00:54:42We didn't know either
00:54:43But I have to say
00:54:45I don't know
00:54:45You guys are really great
00:54:47Really great
00:54:48That's nice
00:54:49Here's to whatever
00:54:51This
00:54:53Is
00:54:54It's good
00:54:55It's good
00:54:56You can do it
00:54:58Yeah
00:54:59Yeah
00:54:59It is good
00:55:00It is
00:55:01So, uh
00:55:03Should we
00:55:05Well, we brought
00:55:07We brought some reinforcements
00:55:08To make you feel more comfortable
00:55:10Oh
00:55:10There she goes
00:55:11When was the last time
00:55:13You smoked a doobie?
00:55:18Wow
00:55:20Gosh
00:55:21It is
00:55:24Do you see that?
00:55:25Oh, to us
00:55:25To us
00:55:31To us
00:55:33To us
00:55:55Well, that was just
00:55:58Amazing
00:55:58I feel like I have
00:55:59A totally different
00:56:00Perspective on marriage
00:56:02Me too
00:56:02I
00:56:03I can't wait to see them again
00:56:04Should we host next time
00:56:06Or get a hotel
00:56:07Or
00:56:08I want a divorce
00:56:09I want a divorce
00:56:28Hey there
00:56:28Let me know
00:56:29If you need help
00:56:29Finding anything
00:56:30I'm just looking
00:56:31Thank you
00:56:32Sure
00:56:40Oh my god
00:56:41Isn't that amazing
00:56:42Can I start you a fitting room?
00:56:44Uh, sure
00:56:45Great
00:56:45Oh, keep looking
00:56:46There's like so much cute stuff
00:56:58Um, I think I'm gonna pass
00:57:00Oh, bummer
00:57:01But, you know, come back
00:57:02We get new stuff in
00:57:03Literally all the time
00:57:04So, you know
00:57:05Whenever you have time
00:57:05Yeah, cool
00:57:06Cool, we'll see you soon
00:57:07Bye
00:57:10Oh, fuck
00:57:20Stop
00:57:20Thief
00:57:23Oh my god
00:57:24My boobs
00:57:27Ugh
00:57:31I love what you're wearing
00:57:33Thanks
00:57:34It's vintage
00:57:36La Perla-esque
00:57:37With a semi-shear bra
00:57:39And panty set
00:57:41From For the Mal
00:57:50Oh
00:57:51Oh
00:57:54Oh
00:57:55Oh
00:57:55Oh, right there
00:57:55Oh
00:57:56Yes
00:57:57Paige
00:57:57Yes
00:57:58Paige, I'm not
00:57:59Yes
00:57:59I'm not touching you
00:58:01Oh
00:58:02That doesn't matter
00:58:04Um, it's what the girls
00:58:05Are supposed to do
00:58:06You have to really show
00:58:08That you like it
00:58:08It's all over Pornhub
00:58:10Oh
00:58:12Cool
00:58:13Okay
00:58:16Oh
00:58:17Uh-huh
00:58:19Uh-huh
00:58:20Uh-huh
00:58:20Uh-huh
00:58:21Uh-huh
00:58:22Am I doing it right?
00:58:24Um, yeah
00:58:24But, um
00:58:25You have to make it
00:58:27Kind of
00:58:28Gruntier
00:58:28And louder
00:58:29Before you
00:58:30Put it in
00:58:31Uh-huh
00:58:36Uh-huh
00:58:37Uh-huh
00:58:38Uh-huh
00:58:39Uh-huh
00:58:40Uh-huh
00:58:40Uh-huh
00:58:40Uh-huh
00:58:40Oh, yes
00:58:41Uh-huh
00:58:42Paige, should I put it in?
00:58:43Um, oh, yes, daddy
00:58:46Yes, I want you
00:58:47Oh, my God
00:58:48Put in your big cock
00:58:50Uh-huh
00:58:51Uh-huh
00:58:51Okay
00:58:52Uh-huh
00:58:53Are you okay?
00:58:54Is this okay?
00:58:55Uh, yeah
00:58:56Yeah, yeah
00:58:57Keep going
00:58:58It's, um
00:58:58It's supposed to hurt
00:59:00Oh
00:59:01Ow
00:59:02Oh
00:59:02Oh
00:59:03Oh
00:59:04Oh, my God
00:59:04Oh
00:59:05Oh, my God, yes
00:59:07Oh, my God
00:59:08I'm gonna come
00:59:09I mean, I'm gonna squirt
00:59:11Um, I'm squirting
00:59:12Wait, what's squirting?
00:59:13What are you squirting?
00:59:14Uh, yeah
00:59:15Don't, don't, don't live
00:59:16Yeah, you were just in so deep, daddy
00:59:19That, um
00:59:20It, um
00:59:20Paige
00:59:21I just
00:59:21I'm
00:59:24I want to stop
00:59:25Wait, what?
00:59:26I
00:59:26I don't know what you're doing
00:59:29And
00:59:29This, this feels weird
00:59:32Was I not loud enough?
00:59:34I was practicing earlier
00:59:36I thought this was how it was supposed to sound
00:59:38Why, why were you practicing?
00:59:39Um, because
00:59:40I don't know
00:59:41Um, because I
00:59:46I thought that if I was bad at sex
00:59:48That you would break up with me
00:59:50So I watched all this stuff online
00:59:52And I thought guys really liked it
00:59:54When girls screamed and stuff
00:59:58Why would I break up with you?
01:00:00Hmm?
01:00:02You're my girlfriend
01:00:04Which means we're
01:00:05Probably gonna love each other wherever
01:00:11Holy shit
01:00:12This cost $400?
01:00:15Did your mom actually buy this for you?
01:00:17Um, not really
01:00:18I kind of borrowed it
01:00:20From who?
01:00:23Ollie?
01:00:24Um, Paige, what is going on here?
01:00:26Hey mom, I didn't know you were gonna be home so early
01:00:28It's, it's really no biggie
01:00:29Oh my god
01:00:30We were just, um
01:00:31Yeah, it's so biggie
01:00:31We were just
01:00:32Go home
01:00:32Now
01:00:35What are you wearing?
01:00:36Oh, it's, uh
01:00:37It's vintage La Perla-esque
01:00:40And
01:00:40Okay, Ollie
01:00:41Walk Paige to the door, please
01:00:43And then we're gonna talk about your behavior
01:00:45Yeah, mom, sorry
01:00:50Will you please promise not to tell anyone about this?
01:00:54I feel really dumb
01:00:58My lips are sealed
01:01:02By the way, I think it's really sexy
01:01:05The way you wear your normal jeans and sneakers and stuff
01:01:23Ollie, hi
01:01:24It's Ruby
01:01:25Uh, I know we haven't spoken in a really long time
01:01:28But I could really, really, really
01:01:30Use your catering skills, um, out east this weekend
01:01:32I know you have a house out here
01:01:33So, if you're out here, please call me
01:01:36Um
01:01:37We're sorry
01:01:37The mailbox is full
01:01:39Please try your call again later
01:01:40Goodbye
01:01:41Does no one pick up their phone anymore?
01:01:43What is up?
01:02:00Hey
01:02:02Uh, hi
01:02:05What are you doing here?
01:02:08Uh
01:02:08Dad
01:02:11Died
01:02:12Last week
01:02:17I'm so sorry
01:02:26Died
01:02:27Died
01:02:30Died
01:02:32Died
01:02:32Died
01:03:01So you seem better today?
01:03:02No?
01:03:04Honestly?
01:03:06Honestly?
01:03:09He's dehydrated and he's not eating as much.
01:03:13It's not a good sign.
01:03:17How much time do you think?
01:03:20Days, at most.
01:03:30Listen, I might be overstepping, but is there someone you could call?
01:03:34A girlfriend maybe?
01:03:39Boyfriend?
01:03:41No.
01:03:46What about you?
01:03:47No husband?
01:03:48Wife?
01:03:50Weird trouble you're not telling anyone about?
01:03:53In my dreams.
01:03:56Honestly, same.
01:04:14Come with me.
01:04:29What?
01:04:29Am I drinking alone?
01:04:39So, um, what do we do when he, you know, goes?
01:04:46Well, we have to wait for the corner, which can take anywhere from two hours to six, depending
01:04:53on how busy they are.
01:04:55Oh.
01:04:57So what, do we just wait here until it happens?
01:05:00Yep.
01:05:02Well, I will at least.
01:05:03You can, by all means, go to a hotel.
01:05:05There's absolutely no pressure if it's too much.
01:05:08No.
01:05:09I'll wait.
01:05:15You have a very unique job.
01:05:19I make a living by being with the dying.
01:05:22It's a very circle of life employment experience.
01:05:26Yeah, my mom's a nurse.
01:05:28Different, obviously, but she also loved it.
01:05:33She passed when I was 15.
01:05:39Are you hungry?
01:05:45And voila.
01:05:47The perfect compliment to death in liquor.
01:05:49Sorry.
01:05:50Could you maybe cut off the crusts?
01:05:54That's how my mom used to make them.
01:05:55Oh.
01:05:56Okay.
01:05:57Sure.
01:05:57No problem.
01:05:57Thanks.
01:05:58And also, if not too much trouble, could you maybe see if there's any mooc?
01:06:03Mooc.
01:06:04Sorry.
01:06:05I meant mooc.
01:06:06Milk.
01:06:07Milk.
01:06:08Mooc is how I used to say milk when I was a kid.
01:06:11Oh.
01:06:12Mooc.
01:06:13So embarrassed.
01:06:14Fucking.
01:06:15Don't be.
01:06:16Mooc it is.
01:06:26You're right.
01:06:28It's perfect.
01:06:29Yeah.
01:06:30Stick with me, kid.
01:06:31Yeah.
01:06:34Yeah.
01:06:35Yeah.
01:06:36Yeah.
01:06:36Yeah.
01:06:36Can I say something kind of weird, honey?
01:06:38Okay.
01:06:39I think it's time for bed.
01:06:40You kind of remind me of my mom.
01:06:42Yep.
01:06:43Super weird.
01:06:43And I think you're the most beautiful woman that I've ever met in my whole life.
01:06:46Um.
01:06:49I'm sorry.
01:06:50It's okay.
01:06:51Ah, that's weird.
01:06:53Forget I said that.
01:06:54It's okay.
01:06:55It's okay.
01:06:56It's okay.
01:06:56You're such a caretaker, Marie.
01:06:58I really need that in my life right now.
01:07:00It's literally my job, so no sweat.
01:07:03Um, I know this is a really difficult time for you.
01:07:07And I think we should get you to bed.
01:07:09Together?
01:07:10No, Noah.
01:07:11Not together.
01:07:13Knuckles?
01:07:14Absolutely not.
01:07:15Please, Marie.
01:07:16Please.
01:07:17My dad is going to die.
01:07:18I need you right now, Marie.
01:07:19Please.
01:07:20Shh.
01:07:20Please lower your voice.
01:07:21I will not lower my voice.
01:07:23Ever.
01:07:24Oh, my God.
01:07:25Okay.
01:07:26What are you doing?
01:07:26Cuddles.
01:07:28Cuddles, Marie.
01:07:31Cuddles.
01:07:32Okay.
01:07:32What about...
01:07:33What about a story?
01:07:34Do you want a story?
01:07:37And they lived happily ever after.
01:07:40The end.
01:07:42Okay.
01:07:43Time for sleep.
01:07:45Marie.
01:07:46Could you get me Mr. Teddy?
01:07:49He's on the nightstand.
01:08:10Ruby.
01:08:11You mean so much to me.
01:08:15I do?
01:08:16You too.
01:08:17And now you've always been there for me.
01:08:19You know what?
01:08:24I'm really sorry that you're going through this, but...
01:08:26Please.
01:08:27Please.
01:08:28Please.
01:08:28Just hear me out.
01:08:31I've been a real asshole.
01:08:34Yeah.
01:08:35That's true.
01:08:37But I'm proud of you, Ruby.
01:08:40Running a store.
01:08:41And getting yourself out here.
01:08:43It's no easy feat.
01:08:47Thanks.
01:08:52You having a party this weekend?
01:08:54Yeah.
01:08:55I'm hosting the Boas for Bora Bora annual kickoff party.
01:09:00Hence the Boas.
01:09:01Yes.
01:09:01Hence all the Boas.
01:09:05Let me help you.
01:09:08Really?
01:09:08Really?
01:09:09Really.
01:09:10Are you sure?
01:09:14Okay.
01:09:15Fine.
01:09:20What's the point of the other ones?
01:09:22I don't know, man.
01:09:23I didn't make this shit out of you.
01:09:25We've been too left, too willing, too patient.
01:09:31We've held our tongues till they turn inside.
01:09:36The shadows move on, the voices that linger inside these walls playing drinks on our minds.
01:09:49And then we're just being honest.
01:09:54We are all liars, cheaters made out of sin.
01:10:02Shawn, Shawn, Shawn, Shawn, Shawn.
01:10:10Uh, so?
01:10:16So?
01:10:17What are you wearing this weekend?
01:10:18God, I don't know.
01:10:20Okay, the party is Y2K themed.
01:10:22Oh, my God.
01:10:23So I guess a lot of smaller items, like this guy that I found.
01:10:28You should put that on.
01:10:30I can't.
01:10:32You can.
01:10:33You can.
01:10:34No.
01:10:35You can. Come on.
01:10:37Come on.
01:10:38Come on.
01:10:39Come on.
01:10:41I can't believe I'm doing this.
01:10:44Look like Discount Spice Girl.
01:10:46You spice up my life.
01:10:48Oh, yeah, I'm sure.
01:10:50Okay, here we go.
01:10:58You look good.
01:11:00Happy birthday, Mr. President.
01:11:10Ruby Cube.
01:11:12Yes.
01:11:13You know you're one of my favorite people, right?
01:11:16Yes.
01:11:36That was...
01:11:37Missed you, Ruby Cube.
01:11:40Missed you.
01:11:42I missed you, too.
01:11:47Can I help you this weekend?
01:11:50Yes.
01:11:51Yeah?
01:11:52Triple yes.
01:11:55I'm yours.
01:12:18It was pretty much interesante.
01:12:21Yes.
01:12:21You're right.
01:12:22Oh, no.
01:12:23Oh, no.
01:12:25Oh, no.
01:12:28Where do you winter?
01:12:30There's no such thing as wintering.
01:12:32No, January's winter.
01:12:35So these are some of my photos.
01:12:36What did you shoot us on?
01:12:38A camera.
01:12:40Did someone say Clement was coming?
01:12:43Someone always says Clement is coming.
01:13:00I am so sick of these phony parties.
01:13:02Seriously, so desperate.
01:13:04Cute store, though.
01:13:06So then I say to Gwenny, Gwenny Bear,
01:13:08if I use your vagina candle one more time,
01:13:12you're gonna have to blow me.
01:13:16Refell!
01:13:17I know, right?
01:13:18She loved it. She just fell about laughing.
01:13:21Oh, my God, she thinks I'm the funniest thing.
01:13:23Can I talk to you?
01:13:24Oh, hi, Ruby Cube. I didn't see you there.
01:13:26I'm a little busy.
01:13:26Oh, actually, it's important.
01:13:28Um, sorry, my ladies.
01:13:30You know, hostessing duties.
01:13:34Hey.
01:13:35Is anybody coming to help?
01:13:36Because I kind of feel like all I'm doing
01:13:38is passing out appetizers.
01:13:40I don't know.
01:13:41I don't know.
01:13:41Right.
01:13:42But I feel like all I'm doing is working.
01:13:44Darling.
01:13:44Oh, come on.
01:13:45You need to pay your dues.
01:13:47Everyone goes through this.
01:13:48Trust me.
01:13:49Your time will come.
01:13:50This is how you get into the Hamptons.
01:13:53Come on.
01:13:53Trust your mama mentor.
01:13:54Yeah, but I can't really have spent all the time.
01:13:56Hang in there.
01:13:58I hear Gwyneth might come too.
01:14:00You're besties.
01:14:02I'll venture you.
01:14:03Really?
01:14:04Oh, come on.
01:14:05From one boss bitch to another.
01:14:09Dang.
01:14:10Oh, my God, Rafael!
01:14:11You made her!
01:14:15Are these dead people's clothes?
01:14:16Oh, my God!
01:14:17I don't think they're all dead.
01:14:19Oh, my God!
01:14:20I'm not too mean to do that.
01:14:41Oh, my God!
01:14:42We're just gonna have to do this.
01:14:54oh my god ruby hi this this party was so special sorry i thought um she said people had gone
01:15:03and
01:15:03i thought you thought what the noah you thought i was gonna leave my own store with feather
01:15:11boas everywhere technically we're both owners now what i mean it's obvious that i'm the reason
01:15:19you're successful here gold has been trying to pawn this puppy off for years you know golda everyone
01:15:25knows golda she's a kook noah honey a little help here but i called her and we talked and
01:15:31i'm in charge now eating can really help you out ruby i mean she's just got such an amazing
01:15:39wait wait wait wait so you're stealing my job and my boyfriend is this for her oh my god no
01:15:47no no
01:15:47sweet sweet ruby you can still totally work here but for this guy over here honey he just needs a
01:15:53little tlc she's just so emotional nurturing i really need that right now ruby i mean you know
01:16:01death is just so hard you you oh please clean in the morning love you mean it
01:16:08death is just so emotional and it looks nice you know it's such a nice one you know oh my
01:16:09boy
01:16:10come here you
01:16:31hi guys um it's me um
01:16:38i think i made a mistake by coming here and i'm really struggling we're sorry the mailbox is full
01:16:44please try your call again later goodbye
01:16:48i get it no one ever picks up their phone ever you yeah well it's always yellow clock somewhere
01:16:57right god oh i'm getting out of here my life is a mess the store is a mess i don't
01:17:07even know
01:17:07why i came here to begin with i hear you you want a pickle though thanks i'm good listen boss
01:17:15lady
01:17:16mama bear big cheese moving honey pot stirring thirst trap power player i will say this there
01:17:22are crunchy pickles and there are soggy pickles you're a cruncher take that as you will there's
01:17:31literally no way to take that you know uncle jay has had tons of wannabe boss ladies move in here
01:17:36but none of them have stuck it out except for you you're jeff bezos but with hair and you're not
01:17:43a sociopath and if you are you're really good at hiding it thank you shit happens you just gotta
01:17:49move forward be a crunchy dill be a crunchy dill
01:18:25Hello?
01:18:26Golda! Hi, it's Ruby. I've been trying to reach you for literally ages.
01:18:31Sorry, phone was disconnected. So many voicemails.
01:18:36Probably from me. Uh, okay, I wanted to talk to you about the store and the...
01:18:41So, yeah, there's also no apartment.
01:18:43Oh, right. Sorry, I forgot. I gave it to my nephew.
01:18:46Were you going to tell me about that?
01:18:48You seem like a resourceful girl.
01:18:50Right, okay. Well, there's a woman named Eden, and she's trying to take over the store.
01:18:55I don't know any Eden. I know you. The store is yours to do whatever you'd like, but it's your
01:19:01time to shine, Ruby Cube. Bye.
01:19:04No, Golda!
01:19:12Ruby! Oh, my God. What is going on? The place looks like shit. Let's get moving, my eager beaver.
01:19:20Eden, this story does not belong to you.
01:19:22Noah, get the out.
01:19:24Technically, it does. I'm part owner.
01:19:27No, you're not. I worked my ass off, and then you two decided to waltz the f*** in and try
01:19:31to take over.
01:19:32I'm thinking a curated art exhibit next. What do you think, honey bear?
01:19:36What do you think I'm a mentor?
01:19:37Yeah.
01:19:40Jesus.
01:19:41Now, look. Here's the tea, Ruby.
01:19:44You either let me do what I want, or I ruin you.
01:19:47No one will ever shop here, and you will never, ever be me, or the next Gwyneth, for that matter.
01:19:57What's up, guys?
01:19:58Hey, John.
01:20:02Candy?
01:20:03What? No, my name's not Candy. It's Eden. It's so nice to meet you.
01:20:07No, it's not. It's Candy with an I, class of 98.
01:20:11That's not me. I went to boarding school in the Alps.
01:20:15Off, Candy. Our dads raise a state fair-winning pig together.
01:20:19Lyle, Lyle, pick a tile.
01:20:22Ruby, you have that yearbook I gave you?
01:20:25I knew this was valuable.
01:20:27Shut up.
01:20:29Yep, there she is.
01:20:33That doesn't even look like me.
01:20:36It does.
01:20:36It doesn't?
01:20:38It does.
01:20:39It does not.
01:20:41It definitely does.
01:20:44Fine.
01:20:45Maybe it is me, and maybe I am a remorseless bitch, but come on, you can't tell anyone.
01:20:51You're better than that.
01:20:53Besides, if I have to face consequences for my actions, I'll never learn.
01:21:00Well, it seems we're in just a little bit of a pickle.
01:21:06Candy.
01:21:09What are you going to do?
01:21:12I'm not going to do anything.
01:21:14Really?
01:21:16Yes.
01:21:17But you will leave my store now and never come back.
01:21:22But where am I supposed to host all of my events?
01:21:24My parties?
01:21:25I don't care.
01:21:26Anywhere that will have you, just not here.
01:21:30Let's go, Noah.
01:21:32Yeah, um, sorry, I'm kind of into women that are self-sufficient.
01:21:37I mean, you're not even, like, a cool older woman.
01:21:41You're like a lame older woman.
01:21:43Oh, Noah, get out.
01:21:45What?
01:21:46I thought we could, you know, talk again.
01:21:49Both of you, now!
01:21:52Noah, bear.
01:21:54Noah, bear!
01:21:57If you're ever in the market for a new mentor, call me.
01:22:00I'm actually a lawyer, a doctor, and a forensic anthropologist.
01:22:05Is that a thing?
01:22:07It is in the ambulance.
01:22:12That was epic!
01:22:14You queen of the universe!
01:22:15John, I'm not the queen of the universe, but thank you for your help.
01:22:19No problemo.
01:22:22Yeah, we've got a mess to clean up.
01:22:24Yeah.
01:22:25I'm gonna call the guys.
01:22:28Yeah.
01:22:36Thank you for coming, bro.
01:23:06The girl who stole the La Perla.
01:23:10I'm Paige.
01:23:11Hi, Paige.
01:23:12Here is all of your stuff back.
01:23:14Oh.
01:23:15Don't worry, I washed it all.
01:23:17We would love to help you clean up.
01:23:19Oh.
01:23:20Yeah, thanks.
01:23:21I'll take it.
01:23:22Are you guys, are you guys boyfriend, girlfriend?
01:23:26We're soulmates.
01:23:27It's...
01:23:29Must be nice.
01:23:32I believe in you.
01:23:38It's also dancing.
01:23:40That's a good thing, man.
01:23:41Oh, my God.
01:23:42Oh, Paige, look at this.
01:23:43Hi, guys.
01:23:44It looks so good.
01:23:45Are you guys together?
01:23:47Yes.
01:23:48Oh, I wish we could stay, but we actually have to go to a PTA meeting.
01:23:52Bye.
01:23:56Love bird.
01:23:59Look who's the bona fide boss babe now.
01:24:02Hey, me.
01:24:03Hey, you.
01:24:07So, weird question.
01:24:10No ferrets, John.
01:24:12Different type of weird question.
01:24:14Want to go out sometime?
01:24:18I think I'm good.
01:24:20For now.
01:24:23All right.
01:24:24See you at the house.
01:24:25Trailer.
01:24:26Trailer.
01:24:27I read the signs
01:24:28I haven't been this in love in a long time
01:24:33The sun is up, the sun will stay
01:24:37All for the new day
01:24:40Will you be mine?
01:24:42Days are short
01:24:44Who won't be my last cry
01:24:46All the streets are warm today
01:24:50Hey, hey, hey, hey
01:24:53And the signs
01:24:55Haven't been this in love
01:24:59In a long time
01:25:08It's a long time
01:25:10It's a long time
01:25:29It's a long time
01:25:40Too long time
01:25:42Take a look
01:25:47Other people
01:25:48That get away
01:25:48Good d Ön't for his
01:25:52Hope, bit of all
01:25:59Just in love
01:25:59Ho archetype
01:26:00Try and put your
01:26:00Lil
01:26:00Dad
01:26:00Fresh
01:26:00Be
01:26:00Black
01:26:00Hoavam
01:26:01Sky
01:26:01Ha
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