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04:13I'm sorry. I should have been more clear.
04:15We are going to see Rick Massey Hello.
04:20You got an appointment with Massey?
04:21How'd you get an appointment with Massey?
04:22It doesn't matter.
04:23It doesn't matter.
04:23The point is, as soon as Bailey hears his name, they'll settle.
04:27The last thing Jack wants is Massey putting on a big show and rattling his investors.
04:31He will be expensive.
04:33He'll do it on contingency.
04:35He told you that?
04:35Well, not as such, but you'll convince him.
04:38It's going to take half.
04:39Probably.
04:40But that other half is a lot more than you have now.
04:42You have bills to pay, my friend.
04:44Starting with mine.
04:45Nick Brandon.
04:48Nick, hey.
04:50What's good, Barney?
04:51Just checking in on that refi for the gym.
04:53Dobbs is saying we can find the next two locations...
04:56Without liquidating any of my marketing...
04:57Yeah, hey, sorry, Nick.
04:59I'm in the car with Coop.
05:00I'm on speaker?
05:01Yeah.
05:02Hey, what's up, Coop?
05:04You guys know the women have that self-defense thing tonight.
05:06Is that tonight?
05:07That's what I'm told.
05:09We're all bachelors tonight, fellas.
05:11So I'm going to get some meat and booze and have everyone over to hang.
05:14You guys in?
05:15Sounds good.
05:15Yes, sir.
05:16What about you, Coop?
05:17Hard pass, Nick.
05:19Yeah.
05:19Well, uh, the invitation stands if you change your mind.
05:23Yeah, I won't.
05:24Thanks.
05:28Well, I'm going to hang out before this gets awkward.
05:31See you tonight, Nick.
05:32All right, Barney.
05:32Uh, hit me back about the refi.
05:38What?
05:39Whatever the team, Coop.
05:40You told me there are no teams.
05:41But if there were, obviously I'm on yours.
05:44Fuck, Nick.
05:45But you'll go over to his house.
05:47The man throws a good party.
05:48You should go.
05:50You shouldn't.
05:52Well, as of a few days ago, Nick is my biggest client,
05:54so my hands are tied.
05:56Wow.
05:58Shame if something happened to this car.
06:00Do not even joke about that.
06:06You can't win.
06:08I just got to say that up front.
06:09You're a smart guy, Coop.
06:10You know you can't go the distance with these guys.
06:14Well, thanks for your time.
06:15Good news is, you don't have to win.
06:17You just got to get past summary judgment.
06:19At which point, Bailey will start making offers.
06:21Then it becomes a negotiation.
06:23And I'm a great fucking negotiator.
06:25Will you do it on contingency?
06:28No.
06:29I got to charge a full freight on this one, pal.
06:31Retainers, 200K.
06:33This could take a while.
06:34What's a while?
06:35Three months?
06:36Six months?
06:36Hmm.
06:38Two.
06:38Three years.
06:39Jesus.
06:40Yeah.
06:40Southern District.
06:41It is what it is.
06:44Make sure you got the money for this fight.
06:45He does.
06:49All right.
06:50Look, I got to get back to court.
06:52Show your coffee on me, huh?
06:54So you're taking the cake?
06:56Uh, I'm gonna mull it over.
06:57Check the schedule.
06:59I'll be in touch, okay?
07:01Two to three years?
07:03He's managing expectations.
07:04I can't afford him.
07:05Look, pay the retainer and just watch the dominoes start to fall.
07:09You are being uncharacteristically optimistic.
07:11You've seen what's happening at my house.
07:14Optimism is the only option.
07:17Come on.
07:18Let's go get some real coffee.
07:20You're buying.
07:23You've got carpet moths.
07:25Carpet moths?
07:26Yeah.
07:26If they lay their eggs in your rugs, I found larva in pretty much every room here.
07:29Jesus.
07:30Well, you know, it's a good thing you called me when you did.
07:32Otherwise, you'd have colonies here.
07:34Can you get rid of them?
07:35Yeah.
07:36Take a few treatments, maybe three over the next month.
07:39It'll cost you $9,000.
07:41$9,000?
07:42Yeah.
07:43$10,500 if you want to go with the non-toxic chemicals.
07:45And I'll have to take that wall in the back of your closet down and that one at a minimum.
07:50Are you serious?
07:51Yeah.
07:51I mean, look, they're in there and they're spreading.
07:53First generation, best I can tell.
07:55But if you don't get rid of them now, you're going to have colonies behind every wall in
07:58here and you'll never get rid of them.
08:00When can't you start?
08:02I can have a crew here in a couple of days.
08:19Thanks for the ride, Barney.
08:21My pleasure.
08:28Hey, Scoop.
08:30Come to Nick's tonight.
08:33Come on, you can stand and have a little fun.
08:35It's been over a year.
08:36Maybe it's time to let this one go.
08:38He slept with my wife.
08:41That's true, but it's a little reductive, isn't it?
08:44I'm not saying Nick didn't fuck up.
08:46He fucked up.
08:47She fucked up.
08:48But maybe you fucked up too, right?
08:51A little bit.
08:52Marriages are complicated.
08:54So you're saying it's my fault?
08:55I'm saying it doesn't matter whose fault it is.
08:58We're all going to be here for the foreseeable future.
09:01Do yourself a favor and get over it.
09:03Would you?
09:05I would pretend to.
09:07Well, I got my kids tonight, so...
09:10Okay, fair enough.
09:11I'll see you later, Barney.
09:13See you, Coop.
09:22Oh, my gosh.
09:24She's so sweet.
09:28She looks like an angel.
09:33Oh, hey, Andy.
09:35Your friend is here.
09:36Hello, Coop.
09:39What are you doing here?
09:40I was in the neighborhood.
09:42In this neighborhood?
09:44Figured I'd stop by.
09:45See if you still wanted to do business.
09:52Well, I am going to hit the shower and leave you to your business.
09:56It was so nice to meet you, Lou.
09:58You too, Allie.
10:00Break a leg tonight.
10:07Nice girl, your sister.
10:08What are you doing in my house?
10:09I came for the watch.
10:11Thought she said you couldn't move it.
10:12I had to be sure you weren't a cop.
10:15So I looked into you.
10:16You looked into me.
10:17Rich guy loses his big job with his big hedge fund,
10:21suddenly has big liquidity problems.
10:23You could have sold your Maserati,
10:25but what would the neighbors think
10:27if Andrew Cooper was suddenly driving a C-Class?
10:30So the Princeton finance superstar turns to petty crime.
10:35You have no idea what you're talking about.
10:37The Richan Neal watch.
10:39It isn't yours,
10:40but it came from this neighborhood.
10:42Bradley Sperling,
10:44couple of streets over from here.
10:47It took me one phone call
10:49to trace the serial number on the watch,
10:51find out who bought it,
10:53and where they live.
10:54Nothing so dangerous as someone
10:56who doesn't know what they don't know.
10:58Am I right?
10:59But what you do know
11:00is I know where you live.
11:03I know where your family lives.
11:07Are you threatening me?
11:09Don't think of it as a threat.
11:11It's more of a contract, really,
11:14that says if you get caught,
11:17you won't talk about your new friend Lou,
11:19and if you do,
11:20there will be penalties.
11:23Honor among thieves.
11:25Not a thief?
11:27I don't know what you are yet.
11:30I think maybe you don't either.
11:39Now, why don't you go get that watch?
12:09I can't talk to you.
12:11Why do you keep sending me a voicemail?
12:12It's more polite than hanging up on you.
12:14Is it?
12:15Which I'm gonna do now.
12:16Jack's gonna ask you
12:17to come to his office tomorrow.
12:18He's gonna tell you I hired Massey.
12:21Shit.
12:21Coop.
12:22Jack fucked me, Liv.
12:23You know he did.
12:24Massey will drag me into it.
12:27My name will be in the papers.
12:28I'm not gonna let that happen,
12:29but you will be deposed.
12:30I'll be the whore in the story.
12:32Jack's gonna tell you to lie.
12:33And you're telling me not to.
12:34I'm asking you
12:36to do what's right.
12:38He took everything from me, Liv.
12:40And now you're gonna do that to me?
12:42This isn't about you.
12:43Yeah, the hell it isn't.
12:46I'm hanging up now.
12:47Liv, please.
12:52Hi, guys.
12:53Hey, Dad.
12:55Hey, Dad.
12:55How was school?
12:56Same old, same old.
12:57Smells good.
12:58Yeah, I'm making pasta.
13:00Oh, I'm going out with Jake.
13:02I thought I texted you.
13:04No, you...
13:06Oh, you did.
13:08Okay.
13:08I just came to drop my stuff off.
13:10Oh, she's taking me to Scott
13:12so we can squeeze in a quick sound check.
13:14Who's Scott?
13:15McGregor.
13:17We're playing at a party later tonight.
13:19You don't remember?
13:20Okay.
13:21Right.
13:22So, no dinner?
13:23All right, kid.
13:24Let's go.
13:24I think leftovers later.
13:26Whoa, hold on.
13:27When are you guys planning on coming home?
13:29By 11 or 12?
13:31Yeah, soon.
13:32You know you both have school tomorrow.
13:35Oh, that's true.
13:37We do.
13:37Yeah, he's right.
13:38Solid parenting, Dad.
13:39Come on.
13:50Jesus.
13:51Hey.
13:53I didn't know you were still here.
13:55What are you doing?
13:56Sit down.
13:57Have a drink.
13:57Watch, uh, Belgium's Finest.
14:00Can't.
14:01I got a gig.
14:02Again?
14:03Don't I feel surprised?
14:05Well, I'll, um, get cleaned up.
14:07I'll come listen.
14:08Mm-mm.
14:09I'll just kill the vibe and make me nervous.
14:13Okay.
14:15Where are the kids?
14:16Oh, blowing me off.
14:17Ugh.
14:18I'm sorry, Andy.
14:19I wish I could stay.
14:20I'm fine.
14:21Please.
14:22Do your thing.
14:23Oh, God.
14:23I hate to leave you like this.
14:25Like what?
14:26I've got pasta, scotch, Jean-Claude Van Damme.
14:31It's very exciting.
14:33Okay.
14:34Well, I'll see you later.
14:35Bye.
14:36Bye.
14:36Bye.
14:37Bye.
14:38Break a leg.
14:40You look very nice.
14:40Thank you very much.
14:50Hey.
14:51Hey.
14:52House is empty.
14:53You want to come over?
14:54I can.
14:54I've got that self-defense thing.
14:56Jesus.
14:56You too?
14:57A woman's got to know how to fight back.
14:59Against who, exactly?
15:01No idea, but I'll be ready for them when they come.
15:05Hey, I got to go.
15:07Call me later?
15:08Yeah.
15:09Yeah.
15:19Everyone I knew was out that night, and lately it seemed that loneliness was all it took
15:23to turn a bad idea into a good one.
15:25Fuck it.
15:26Fuck it.
15:29So you saw it, right?
15:31Did you go?
15:32Hi.
15:35Hi.
15:36Hi, girl.
15:38Great turnout.
15:39Who knew?
15:40Well, I think they just like the excuse to come in and steal your decorating ideas.
15:44Oh, that's great, by the way.
15:45Really?
15:46I was thinking about doing a refresh.
15:48Oh, whatever.
15:49Um, those are pot brownies.
15:51I'd wait till later.
15:53Are they gluten-free?
15:55Obviously.
15:56Well, okay then.
15:59Okay, ladies.
16:01Who wants to get raped?
16:06That is the right answer.
16:08So put down your canapes, and let's get serious.
16:15All the wives were at Maggie and Suzanne's for drunken kung fu, and the husbands were all
16:19getting loaded at Nick's, which meant I had my choice of empty houses.
16:25Back when Mel and I were married, we never said no to a dinner invitation from the Resnicks.
16:31Dom was a professional chef.
16:32And the meals were always first rate.
16:37Front door open.
16:42Secure.
16:43Kat Resnick was one of the most sought-after criminal defense attorneys in Manhattan.
16:47At two grand an hour, she was supposed to be a real shark in the courtroom.
16:52She was also supposed to be out for the evening.
16:55And that...
16:57That was not dumb.
17:19Oh, my God.
17:39The kid was Blake Farkas.
17:42A year ahead of Tori and from what I could recall dating Kat's daughter, Alyssa.
18:02Domaine Dauvinet Chevalier Montrachet Grand Cru 2013 Vintage.
18:10The brainchild of Lalu Bizet Leroy, a.k.a. the Queen Burgundy.
18:16A pioneer in biodynamic winemaking, she was known to treat her vines in San Román as living beings with their
18:21own personalities.
18:23This is the exact sort of curated horseshit that pretentious enophiles love, and let's face it, are there any unpretentious
18:29enophiles?
18:30Which is why they're more than happy to fork out 32 grand a bottle for it.
18:35At that price point, maybe tonight wasn't a total loss, as long as I could find a way out of
18:39here.
18:39Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
19:14Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
19:20Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
19:23Yes?
19:24Cole, where the hell are you?
19:26Out.
19:27Everyone's a nix.
19:28You gotta come over.
19:29You talked about this.
19:31Yeah, but that was when I was sober.
19:33Like, just, just come on.
19:35What are you gonna do?
19:36You're gonna go home and throw yourself another pity party in your empty house. I'm depressed just thinking about it.
19:41Look, just come over for me, okay? Come over.
19:44Come over. Oh! Oh! Oh, Katie, Charles! There's no way in hell I'm coming over there.
19:52Mr. Cooper. Elena. Surprised to see me? Yes. Uh, sorry, I mean, no, I, I, I didn't know you were
20:01coming.
20:03They're downstairs. Great. Thanks.
20:30Get one of these now, because once this baby hits the market, it'll be too late. I shit you
20:39not. I'm telling you, this is tomorrow's toilet. It's eco-friendly, will take your temperature,
20:44check your levels, and clean your ass and balls every time you go. Yeah, you too, Jules.
20:50It's got Bluetooth and Wi-Fi so you can play your music, and it can email urine test results right
20:57to
20:57be a doctor. So the government can spy on your piss and shit? I, I, I got nothing to hide.
21:02Okay, fine, I do.
21:03I, I, I partnered with Lux House MT. These are going retail for 30 grand, and I'm in for 20
21:08% when I'll
21:09spend a dime. I'm telling you, man, this, this is gonna be my George Foreman grill.
21:14Well, for that price, it better cook your meat. I didn't give you a head. Oh, Cass is not doing
21:19that for you? Hey. Oh, my God, look at this group of degenerate gambling idiots. Wow. Hey. Hey,
21:26cool. Cool. Hey, what's up, man? You made it. It means a lot that you're here, really. It's not
21:34making a big deal about it. Yeah, no, no. Wow, Grand Cru, that's a nice bottle. It's all right. I'll
21:42open it at the bar to let it breathe. All right. Yeah. Glad you came. Captain Kirk's toilet. This is
21:51a nice
21:51development. It's about time you listen to me and let this shit go. I'm not letting anything go.
21:56That fucking guy took my wife. I'm not letting him take my friends, too. That's the spirit. Jesus,
22:01how drunk are you? Well, let's see. I'm seven figures over budget on the renovation. My in-laws
22:08are moving to the U.S. to be closer to us, and my largest, most profitable client threw a hand
22:13grenade
22:13into his career. I won't pay his bills. So, pretty fucking drunk. Questions. Why are you not? You make a
22:24good
22:34point. The fuck is this? Your life is in danger. Right? Yeah. Right. So. Oh. Right. You strike the throat.
22:48It's a one-two. You got it? Yeah. Yeah. You. Up here. Me? Yeah. Come on.
23:03Do it. Come on. Choke up. Okay. Oh. No. I'm not laughing. Come on. Oh. Oh. Okay. You, uh. Oh.
23:18Great. Break. Break. How? Oh. Sweet. Okay. Knee.
23:23And straight. Harder. Do it again. Sorry. Is this okay? Come on. Come on. Like you mean it. Like
23:29you mean it. Like you mean it. All right. Now, she is going to take away everything you care
23:34about. Everything you love. Now, what are you going to do? Hunter. Yo, Hunter. Yeah? Come here.
23:48Hey. Yeah. Uh. This is Hunter. He's our drummer. He's a madman. You gotta hear his
23:56grooves. What school do you go to? What? What school do you go to? Oh. Mayfield. Same as
24:04you. Really? Sorry. It's okay. I'm a great boy. You, anyway. Well, keep an eye out, dude. Mushrooms.
24:16You want? No. No. I'm good. It'll fuck up my drummer. Or it'll take you to the next level.
24:29Fuck it. Come on. It'll be cool. I've got to introduce you to this guy that I buy from
24:41Scotland. He uses these reclaimed sherry barrels to build his own casks. Gives it this sweetness
24:46and mahogany tones. Guy's an artist. What's sherry casks? Out here, scotch was like a fucking
24:51religion. Every time someone poured you a drink, they'd have to give a fucking TED talk
24:56about the scotch. Then someone else would inevitably chime in about some great bottle they once
25:00had that you couldn't get anymore and blah, blah, blah. I think at some point it just started
25:05to dawn on everyone that this was it. These houses, these wives, these jobs, this would be
25:11the sum total of their lives. Their futures were already written. And so the quest to stave
25:15off the emptiness began. Scotch, cigars, smoked meats, custom golf clubs, high-end escorts,
25:22entire industries built to cash in on the quiet desperation of rich, middle-aged men.
25:37Who? Did I hear you left, Bailey Russell? Yeah. I've been developing my own thing with
25:46this family office out of Dubai. That's a big move. Congrats, Cook. Yeah. Thanks. You investing
25:53it yet? Doing a lot of mezzanine work lately. We should talk. Yeah, we're still papering
25:58the deal. What about my investments at Bailey? Should I be getting out? I would. No. No.
26:13Let's go.
26:21You don't know how you move me, deconstruct me, and console me. I'm all used to find me.
26:34I'm out of luck. I am so struck. Something in your eyes that is keeping my hope alive. But I'm
26:45to myself when I look at you. Something so beautiful and true. The world that's ugly and alive. Hard to
26:57leave and
26:58bought you trying the truth. You're getting the game with me.
27:05Good to—
27:05oh, why don't we—
27:35Hunter, what the fuck, dude?
27:40What the fuck, dude?
28:10I'm feeling frustrated because it just ruined the world
28:12Wanna be a good daughter but I push my mum away
28:16Wanna be a good patient but my doctor makes me pay
28:20Come on, Harder.
28:21Yes, Harder. You.
28:23Yeah.
28:24What is that? No, that's a rape. You're raped.
28:27You're raped.
28:28It's not funny. You, you're killed. You're dead.
28:30You're dead.
28:32What would it be?
28:33Come on.
28:34that is bullshit
28:36you're hitting like a victim
28:38is that what you are?
28:39are you a victim?
28:40no
28:40why are you smiling?
28:42do it
28:42hit it
28:43come on
28:46better
28:47better
28:48yes
28:50yes
28:51yes
28:52whoa
28:53whoa
28:53whoa
28:54whoa
28:54whoa
28:54whoa
28:55yes
28:55whoa
29:02I can grasp all the pain
29:06keep it deep inside
29:09I can grasp all the things
29:13but I need some time
29:16if the grass grows greener
29:21on the other side
29:23if you want
29:26I'll be waiting
29:27but I need some time
29:31give me two more days
29:34I love you
29:40hey
29:42that was really great
29:44thanks
29:45can I buy you a drink?
29:47I drink for free
29:48I'm part of the deal
29:50okay
29:51well
29:52can I
29:53buy myself a drink
29:54and keep you company?
29:56I'm Tom by the way
29:57oh
29:58you seem like a good guy Tom
30:00and with exceptional shoulders
30:01but
30:02I'm gonna level with you
30:03I'm a bad bet
30:04that's cool
30:05I know where all the exits are
30:10hang on
30:12hey kid
30:13what's up
30:14hi
30:14wait
30:16no no no
30:17wait
30:17slow down
30:18whoa
30:18slow down
30:19where are you?
30:30hey man
30:31do you know where Hunter is?
30:34huh?
30:37don't do drugs
30:42come on man
30:43I gotta pee
30:43what's up?
30:44what's up?
30:50what's up?
30:50what's up?
30:50Hunter
30:51me Allie
31:11hey man
31:12got room for one more
31:20oh
31:29fancy
31:33what'd you take?
31:35stand in a cab
31:36stand in a cab
31:37oh
31:37wow
31:38you still tripping?
31:41that depends
31:42you're sitting in the bathtub
31:50nobody ever sees me
31:53no
31:55I don't know
31:56I don't know
31:56I don't know why
31:56I guess that's just
31:57how I am
31:58I've gotten used to it
32:01but today
32:02with the band
32:03they finally saw me
32:07and it felt good
32:08and it felt good
32:11and then I blew it
32:14I get it
32:15I have been there
32:19I'm still there
32:22kind of live there actually
32:24we're a lot alike
32:25when it comes to that
32:27we're afraid to be seen
32:28but it doesn't mean
32:29we don't want to be
32:30or need to be
32:32maybe that's why
32:33we're musicians
32:33it's a chance to be seen
32:36I will cut a bitch
32:38fuck off
32:40come on
32:41hurry up
32:44anyway
32:45in this particular case
32:46I don't think
32:47you have to worry
32:47about anything
32:48because
32:48whatever happened
32:49out there
32:50those kids are so
32:51damn stoned
32:52they won't remember
32:53tomorrow
32:53you think so?
32:55yeah
32:57you ready to go home?
33:00yeah
33:01okay
33:04well um
33:06you're gonna have
33:06to get up first
33:07because I'm gonna
33:08need your help
33:08getting out of this thing
33:17I would never
33:18hire a housekeeper
33:19that good looking
33:21I mean
33:22Nick's gotta be
33:23banging her
33:23I would
33:24yeah
33:25I know you would
33:26would she?
33:28touche
33:29that's some
33:30serious hardware
33:31let's check it out
33:34there you go
33:37look at that baby
33:39you can hold it
33:40you just can't
33:40put it with your
33:41finger
33:41why not?
33:42because you didn't
33:43win a fucking
33:44championship
33:44now did you Peter?
33:58damn Paul
34:00she's something else
34:01she's not bad
34:01huh?
34:03oh yeah
34:05it's just a
34:06waitress at one
34:07of your restaurants
34:07it's always good
34:08to have a bullpen
34:10why are you dumb?
34:12all those young
34:12waitresses
34:13chef must get
34:14first pick
34:14come on
34:16it's not worth
34:17the fallout
34:18no?
34:19Kat and I've got
34:19something pretty great
34:20I really need
34:25to get divorced
34:27hey
34:27how's that going
34:28with Sam
34:29by the way?
34:29you guys gonna be
34:31able to avoid
34:31old evil
34:32thing?
34:32not likely
34:34she's bitter
34:35and jealous
34:35and greedy
34:37as fuck
34:37that bitch
34:38is trying
34:38to clean me
34:39out
34:39I made her
34:40a generous
34:40offer
34:40but her
34:41bullshit
34:41attorneys
34:42convinced her
34:42she deserves
34:42a bigger
34:43slice of the
34:43pie
34:44tell you what
34:45she's not gonna
34:46get it
34:47Jesus Paul
34:47give it a rest
34:49what's your
34:50problem Coop?
34:50she's the mother
34:51of your children
34:51why you gotta
34:52talk like that?
34:53I guess we're
34:53just built
34:53different
34:54Nick there's
34:54fucking the
34:55mother of
34:55your children
34:55and you brought
34:56him a fancy
34:57bottle of wine
34:58just keep it
34:59civil
34:59that chiseling
35:00whore
35:01is trying
35:01to clean
35:02me out
35:02would you
35:03fall?
35:03I don't know
35:04if Sam
35:04let your
35:04fat ass
35:05fuck her
35:06with that
35:06tiny
35:06sad
35:07little
35:07dick
35:07yours
35:08maybe
35:08she
35:08doesn't
35:09fuck her
35:09fuck her
35:10fuck her
35:11fuck her
35:13I'll fucking
35:14kill you
35:15I'll fucking
35:16kill you
35:17I'll fucking
35:18kill you
35:18yo
35:18shit
35:20whoo
35:21okay
35:22okay everyone
35:23now it's a
35:24party
35:25you know what
35:26a thousand bucks
35:28to anyone who
35:28can score on me
35:29yeah
35:30who's feeling
35:31lucky
35:32yeah
35:33let's go
35:34downstairs
35:36you know
35:37the destination
35:38of a baller
35:40that's me
35:41c-h-i-n-t
35:44to the y
35:44let me explain
35:45to you
35:45I'm a baller
35:47so high
35:48roader
35:49baby
35:50baby
35:50baby
35:51shy
35:51call
35:52a dog
35:53that's right
35:53ain't nobody
35:54getting crazy
35:55driving crazy
35:56you a hater
35:57you a hater
35:58why you trying
35:59to play
36:00baby
36:00baby
36:02baby
36:02baby
36:03ain't nobody
36:04I'm a baller
36:05for real
36:06girl I know
36:07you do the nasty
36:08I can tell
36:09when you walk
36:10past me
36:11and you're
36:12kinda looking
36:12flashy
36:13earth things
36:14on your mind
36:14just ask me
36:15I know my
36:16earth related
36:17to the
36:17wacky
36:18rabbit
36:19carrots
36:19all in it
36:20jazzy
36:20it's a habit
36:21oh
36:21oh where's
36:22it's a habit
36:23it's a habit
36:23outside I got a
36:24vans and jay
36:26hopefully
36:26like me
36:27come on man
36:28come on man
36:32tonight
36:33access denied
36:34not today
36:35motherfuckers
36:36not ever
36:38not in my house
36:39alright who's next
36:40can you take this
36:41jerry
36:42jerry
36:43jerry
36:44jerry
36:44jerry
36:45okay okay
36:46enough of that
36:47jerry you played d1
36:49didn't you
36:49sure did
36:49okay
36:51hope you brought
36:51your a-game
36:52alright
36:52hundred bucks
36:53on jerry
36:54ten to one
36:54who's got it
36:55i'll take that
36:55action
36:56oh man
36:58come on jerry
36:59oh my god
37:00come on
37:01oh you gonna post me
37:02up jerry
37:03is that the plan
37:03what you think
37:04is a pick up game
37:05of the line
37:05give me that
37:06cookies
37:08come on man
37:08give me that
37:10cookies
37:12give me that
37:13give me that
37:14jerry
37:15yeah i'll play
37:16defense too
37:16this is what the
37:17people want
37:18come on jerry
37:19come on jerry
37:20there it is
37:21this is what the
37:21people want
37:24oh fuck
37:25oh shit
37:26oh fuck
37:28oh no no no
37:28god damn it
37:29oh shit
37:31oh shit
37:31i'm sorry jerry
37:32hold on let me just
37:32check it
37:33oh fuck
37:34oh fuck
37:36hey call 911
37:38this is bad
37:39can i walk it off
37:40fuck
37:40shit i'm sorry jerry
37:42damn it
37:42it's alright
37:43oh i hate seeing
37:44shit like this
38:00i can handle paul
38:01fucking someone
38:02half his age
38:03i mean it's
38:03shitty and
38:04cliche and
38:05pathetic
38:06but he's enough
38:08of a narcissist
38:08to believe some
38:09young thing
38:10pretending to be
38:10attracted to him
38:11but it's the
38:12recklessness
38:13of it
38:14i think that's
38:15what pisses me
38:16off
38:17i'm just lucky
38:17he didn't give
38:18me herpes
38:18the winter
38:19has herpes
38:21no i have no
38:22idea i'm just
38:23saying theoretically
38:24theoretical herpes
38:26um anyone can see
38:27this girl is just
38:28a band-aid
38:30i mean one day
38:31soon he's gonna
38:31wake up
38:32he's gonna look
38:32in the mirror
38:33and he's gonna
38:33realize that
38:34whatever his
38:35damage is
38:36it's still there
38:39and also after
38:40cheating on me
38:41god knows how
38:42many times
38:42he's lawyering up
38:44as if i'm the
38:45one who committed
38:45the crime
38:46i mean
38:49i guess i have it
38:50easier with coop
38:52well yeah it's
38:53not really the same
38:54i mean you're the
38:54paul in your
38:55equation right
38:57what
38:57no i'm sorry
38:58i'm not trying to
38:59say that you're
39:00like paul
39:01i just meant that
39:01you're the one who
39:02had the affair
39:03i mean not that
39:04i'm judging you
39:04i mean far from it
39:07i'm gonna stop
39:08talking now
39:08oh my god i'm paul
39:09no you're not paul
39:11no you're right
39:11i am the one who
39:12cheated
39:16but that was after
39:17years
39:19years
39:21of just trying to
39:22get coop to
39:24pay attention
39:25to us
39:28to me
39:34no matter what i
39:35tried the
39:37chasm between us
39:38got wider and
39:39wider and at a
39:40certain point
39:40there was nothing
39:41i could do
39:43so you fucked one
39:44of his best
39:44friends
39:46i'm sorry
39:47wow
39:48i'm sorry
39:49it's the brownies
39:50it's the brownies
39:51it's not because i
39:52beat the shit out of
39:53you just now
39:54what oh my god that
39:56is so cute that that's
39:57what you think happened
39:57that's really delusional
39:58if they hadn't stopped me
39:59i would have pushed you
40:00right through that wall
40:01you're so crazy i could
40:02kick your tight little
40:03ivy league ass so
40:04fucking fast are you
40:05kidding me what look at
40:07what what guns bitch
40:09that is there's nothing
40:11look at it feel it feel it
40:13let me feel it this is can
40:14i just do this ow ow oh
40:16my god yeah okay mel
40:18ow
40:19what the fuck are you
40:21getting so fast
40:22can you
40:23what the fuck
40:30no
40:32come on
40:33tap out
40:35that's not how tapping
40:36at work
40:37oh my god
40:53i started disappearing
40:56becoming like one small
40:58part of his life instead
40:59of the thing that
40:59mattered most
41:02it was like he only had
41:03so much space in him and
41:04i just wanted too much
41:05of it
41:08i don't think who has
41:10that space in him
41:15maybe he did once but
41:17not anymore
41:20you have a lot of pent-up
41:21aggression you really need
41:22to get laid soon
41:25yeah
41:27i know
41:30all right i gotta go
41:35yeah me too
41:43do you want to talk
41:44about the bag of cash
41:45nope
41:50you ever look at
41:51something you've been
41:51staring at for so long
41:55you suddenly realize you
41:56stopped seeing it a long
41:58time ago
42:00what are we talking
42:01about
42:02my life
42:09oh shit
42:14fuck barney
42:19i am so sorry
42:21that's a prototype
42:26if you're in the market
42:27for metaphors
42:30look no further than a man
42:31vomiting into a thirty
42:32thousand dollar toilet
42:33that isn't connected to any
42:35plumbing
42:39though once you get into a
42:40certain frame of mind
42:41everything in this town
42:43is a fucking metaphor
42:45which can make it really hard
42:46to figure out what
42:47if anything
42:48is real
43:15have a good day
43:21hey hunter
43:23hey hunter
43:50hey you
43:51hey
43:52i stopped by your house
43:54saw ali
43:55she said you'd be out here
43:56she's living with you now
43:58yeah she's going through
43:59some stuff
43:59i didn't want her to be
44:00alone
44:01it's a lot to take on
44:02well i'm all she has
44:06she has me too
44:07coop
44:07i hope you know that
44:12nick says
44:12you're not at bailey
44:14anymore
44:14yeah
44:14i'm uh
44:16starting with a new fund
44:17out of the uae
44:18less oversight
44:19better upside
44:19just like that
44:20time for a change
44:22you were at bailey
44:23for a long time
44:24yeah well you were with me
44:25for a long time
44:26weren't you
44:26okay coop
44:27don't worry
44:28you'll get your checks
44:29oh fuck you
44:30what do you want from me
44:31huh
44:32what
44:33tell me
44:34you've just become
44:35impossible to talk to
44:36yeah here you are
44:37still trying to do it
44:41i've been thinking about
44:42getting a professional coach
44:43for tori
44:44it's about a thousand a week
44:45i just wanted to
44:46i'm gonna fight
44:46i am her coach
44:48and she works here with eddie
44:50i know
44:50just fun
44:50i'm talking about
44:51a professional
44:52you're talking about
44:52one of nick's guys
44:52huh
44:53this isn't about nick
44:54this is about
44:54what's best for tori
44:55the next few months
44:56are critical
44:57and you know how badly
44:58she wants a chance
44:58to play for princeton
44:59she doesn't need
45:00a professional coach
45:02at the very least
45:02she needs someone
45:03who shows up
45:03i show up
45:04no coop
45:05you come around
45:06just enough to convince
45:07yourself that you do
45:08and you know what
45:09it's one thing for you
45:11to not show up for me
45:11but you damn well
45:13better show up for her
45:14you understand
45:15anything else
45:42you got a lot of watches here
45:43mr sperling
45:44why would a thief
45:45take only the one
45:46that one alone
45:48is worth 225 grand
45:50so the thief
45:52didn't want to be greedy
45:54the fact that the other
45:55watches are here
45:56makes me wonder
45:57if you might have
45:58misplaced it
45:59who misplaces a watch
46:01that expensive
46:02i don't know
46:03maybe the same person
46:05who buys one
46:05what
46:08you got a picture
46:09of that watch
46:10yes
46:10and ownership papers
46:12i'll be right back
46:17you got a beef
46:17with this guy
46:19just trying to help
46:19him find his watch
46:20you think we're
46:20actually gonna find it
46:21i don't know
46:22but we're gonna
46:23make it a priority
46:25really
46:25no not really
46:44the paper clip
46:45now wired to the battery pack
46:47will act as a tensioner
46:49now
46:50keep the tensioner
46:51slotted in position
46:54only a centimeter in
46:56don't force it
46:57the wreck may as well
46:59be a pin break
47:01now
47:01introduce our voltage
47:05voila
47:06and if that doesn't work
47:08there's always
47:09brute force
47:18my shrink
47:19would have had a field day
47:20unpacking the fact
47:21that i was stealing
47:22from the guy
47:22who slept with my wife
47:27but i didn't have a shrink
47:30what i did have
47:31was a youtube tutorial
47:32nick's championship ring
47:34and the notion
47:35that all things considered
47:36i was getting pretty good
47:38at this
47:44or not
47:49you
47:55you
47:56you
47:57you
47:57you
48:00you
48:01you
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