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A bully named Marcus is framed by an ex-girlfriend as a criminal bang baby
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00:00Feed me!
00:01Feed me!
00:07What the heck is that?
00:09Hello?
00:10Good morning, Virgil.
00:12You know, you gotta warn a brother when you're gonna wear that many colors in the morning.
00:15I left my shades upstairs.
00:18Excuse me, but this is one of the dashikis I got when we went to Africa.
00:22I'm wearing it to the community center for my new counseling internship.
00:26Now, what do you really think?
00:27I really think I'm hungry.
00:32You know, Virgil, the trip we made to Ghana with Daddy gave me an entirely new outlook on life.
00:38Oh, good for you. Only what does that have to do with breakfast?
00:42For a long time, you've chosen to diss my cooking. Now I've chosen to stop making your meals.
00:47Say what?
00:49That was really cleansing. I feel empowered.
00:54Whoa.
00:57Yeah, right. She's empowered. I'm starving.
01:04Baby.
01:06We take one lousy vacation and suddenly Sharon is the queen of self-esteem.
01:10V, there's nothing wrong with being proud of your heritage. You should research your family tree. I did it.
01:15Rich, no offense, but your family tree is just one big potato. You're Irish.
01:21Rongo, I'm half Irish. And the other half? Vikings. Oh yes, V. My blood runs thick with herring and sour
01:30cream.
01:30Ah, that explains the horned helmet in your closet.
01:38Yo Godzilla, watch out. Do I look like Tokyo to you?
01:43You dissing me, dawg?
01:44Me? No. No, I was just joking around. Totally on me, man. My bad.
01:49Oh, what's happening?
01:51Just stay out of my way, little man.
01:53Let's go.
01:58Did you see the size of that dude?
02:00Looks like he's doing high school on the ten year plan.
02:02Don't you recognize Marcus Reed?
02:05That's Marcus?
02:07He got a lot bigger.
02:08Food must be good at Juvenile Hall.
02:11Yeah, don't push your luck with him, V. That is one major head case.
02:14Hey, I could take him.
02:15No, Static could take him.
02:18Virgil, if he wants to keep his identity secret, will stick with sniveling and running away.
02:22You know, you're not exactly helping me with my self-esteem.
02:25Hey, I do the best I can with what I got to work with.
02:41Bang, baby.
02:42Maybe we should call the Meta-Human Containment Team.
02:45Rojas, I've been on this beat since you were in kindergarten.
02:49I say when to call for backup.
02:54Packer?
03:08Call Rebecca.
03:09I...
03:09...
03:10...
03:10...
03:12...
03:13...
03:20Call Rebecca.
03:24Amazing.
03:26Incoming.
03:29Burger Fool Burrito?
03:32I told you, Sharon isn't cooking.
03:35Yum.
03:37Contains the minimum daily requirement of cargo.
03:40Eat it up.
03:41There's a good source of roughage.
03:43Hey, get the sound.
03:45Last night he was taken to a hospital where a spokeswoman announced that Officer Packard is in fair condition.
03:51Meanwhile, investigators report that nothing was missing from the warehouse.
03:55Hey, Officer Packard was the cop who busted Marcus last time.
03:59Rich, I realize that you're smart and all, but how do you know that?
04:03I looked it up in my new crime database computer index.
04:07Oh, wait, hold up.
04:09What crime database computer index?
04:11I cross-indexed all newspaper crime reports from the last 20 years.
04:15About 852 million items in all.
04:17And it really works?
04:18Would you ask Batman that question?
04:21No.
04:22But he's a famous Caped Crusader with his own Batmobile and Batplane.
04:26You are a sophomore with a pocket protector.
04:29Here's my point.
04:30The police say the intruder didn't take anything.
04:33Therefore, that was no robbery.
04:35That was an ambush.
04:36And Packard was the target.
04:37You think Marcus is that bang baby?
04:39Well, this did happen right after Marcus got out of Juvenile Hall.
04:42We now take you live to the sports arena, current home of the Dakota Auto Show.
04:47Reports indicate that an unidentified metahuman is rampaging through the building.
04:51Uh-oh.
04:54Gee, I was hoping I'd get to see the Auto Show this year.
04:59Yeah, the perimeter's set.
05:01We're going in.
05:02Hold on.
05:06Static.
05:07Glad you're here.
05:07Who's your friend?
05:09Uh, this is...
05:10Gears, my name.
05:11Technology is my game.
05:13Please, take a card.
05:14Backpack?
05:16Uh, thanks.
05:19What's the situation?
05:20The arena was unoccupied when that thing busted in.
05:23Lucky for us, the car show doesn't open for another hour.
05:27I think I'll make that two hours.
05:31We'll find that bang baby faster if we split up.
05:34Great idea.
05:35I got dibs on the foreign sports cars.
05:37You take the SUVs.
05:38SUVs?
05:39What am I, a soccer mom?
05:44Uh-oh.
05:45Looks like we're after one big crash test, dummy.
05:48Yo, gear.
05:49See anything?
05:50Not yet.
05:51Well, from what I've seen, this one's going to be a handful.
05:53Stay sharp.
05:54Relax, dude.
05:55Dude, I am totally focused.
06:01They've got the proton exchange ratios all wrong.
06:05If they just apply the law of thermodynamics to the squared inverse of the positron sequence,
06:14deal with this creepoid.
06:17Deal with this creepoid.
06:23You've got to go, Pipe.
06:25You can't take it all.
06:26You can't take it all.
06:28Gear, take cover.
06:29I got it.
06:36Okay.
06:37Plan B.
06:46This keeps up.
06:47I'm going to run out of letters.
06:47You can't take it all.
06:50You can't take it all.
06:56Let's go!
07:09You can't take it all.
07:16Though it may take a while
07:28Where's the Beastie?
07:29I don't know
07:30That car alarm went off
07:31And then it turned and bolted out of here
07:32Must have known I was coming
07:40Which way did it go?
07:41It?
07:42It?
07:43The bang baby?
07:44You know, about 12 feet tall
07:45Big teeth and claws
07:46We didn't see a thing
07:47What?
07:48Something that big can't just disappear
07:50Unless it didn't stay big
07:56If I get kicked out of Dakota High
07:58Judge gonna pull my probation
08:00I'm trying to stay cool
08:01But it's hard
08:02I mean, just yesterday
08:04Some kid starts tripping and dissing me
08:06Making jokes
08:07Hey, I can relate
08:09I got a brother like that
08:10People see me
08:12They just think I'm a gangster
08:13Maybe that's all I am
08:15Okay, then
08:17May as well give up
08:18Hey
08:19You my counselor
08:20You supposed to be down with me
08:22I am down with you, Marcus
08:23But if you buy into that gangster label
08:26You only confirm other people's preconceptions
08:28You defeat yourself
08:30Yo, I didn't come up easy
08:31I know
08:32And I'm sorry
08:34But that's in the past
08:36You gotta be responsible for your own actions
08:40Marcus
08:41You have a lot of potential
08:43You can choose to use it
08:45Or you can throw it all away
08:55Big news
08:56Marcus had a job lined up at the auto show
08:59Only his bad attitude got him fired
09:01Wow
09:02This guy's really clocking to pay back hours
09:05Wait, there's more
09:06He also used to have a girlfriend
09:08That is definitely in the past tense
09:11Which database did you get that 411 from?
09:13Eh, I just hung around the girls' tables at lunch
09:16You would not believe the way they talk
09:19Hi, Tamara Lawrence?
09:21Mm-hmm
09:22Did you used to date Marcus Reed?
09:24Why?
09:25You writing his biography?
09:27Uh-uh, he's been sweating
09:30Yeah
09:30I used to go with him
09:32And if I were you
09:33I'd be real careful
09:35Marcus has a nasty temper
09:37And since that blow up at the docks
09:40He's been
09:40I could have told you that
09:42Real bad
09:43You mean after the Big Bang?
09:46Right
09:46After that
09:47If we had a fight
09:48He'd totally lose it
09:49He'd get so mad
09:50He'd just bust the door down
09:51And run out
09:52And I wouldn't see him again for hours
09:54That's why I broke up with him
09:58Thanks for your help
10:00Hey, babe
10:01Turn it down, Dion
10:03You know my ears are sensitive
10:07No problem
10:16I'm gonna get the party crackin' any time
10:29Hey, how I never have to wait in line
10:32Even when that DJ makin' up rock
10:34Hey, how everybody show me love
10:37You ain't real
10:38What?
10:39You're coming up
10:39Ooh
10:51That thing trashed my ride
10:53I got a $6,000 sound system in there
10:56Well, maybe it's not feeling your taste in music
11:00Huh
11:27Does anyone get the number of that bus stop?
11:31Yo, this monster disappears faster than front row tickets to a Lil' Romeo concert
11:39They're not even gonna make their references he didn't do to the theme song for the show
11:46It's got to be him, Rich
11:48There's no other explanation
11:49Okay, then I think it's time for Static and Gear to bring him in
11:52Uh-uh-uh, no
11:54We need proof
11:55We have to definitely link Marcus to all those attacks
11:58You know, Tamara said Marcus had a bad temper
12:01Maybe that's the key
12:02He was mad at Officer Packard for arresting him
12:05He was mad at the auto show for firing him
12:07He was mad at Tamara having a new boyfriend
12:10There's your formula
12:10Marcus plus mad equals monster
12:13If you wanna make him do the old presto chango
12:16You gotta get him angry
12:17Well, that won't be hard for me
12:19Sharon always says when it comes to irritating people
12:21I'm the best there is
12:33Hey
12:37Hey
12:39Yo, Tamara
12:40Sorry to hear about your new boyfriend's car
12:42Yeah, he was too
12:44But he's more upset about losing that loud sound system of his
12:47You know, I was thinking
12:49Hey, maybe Marcus is the monster
12:51But then I figured, nah, couldn't be
12:54Marcus isn't that pretty
12:58On the other hand, he's almost tall enough
13:01And he's definitely fat enough
13:03And he sure looks dumb enough
13:05So I say
13:07What's with you, fool?
13:09It's bad enough you bugged me in school
13:11But now you're messing with me in my hood?
13:13Yeah, that's right
13:14What are you gonna do about it?
13:16Huh?
13:16I'm gonna knock you into a whole new ship, Colby
13:20Yeah
13:26Man, how mad does he have to get?
13:34Look, it's J-Lo
13:36Where's that?
13:39Yo, dawg
13:40You going down
13:41They fell for that
14:08V, you won't believe this
14:11Your sister is Marcus' counselor
14:13Well, she's doing a lousy job
14:15Listen
14:15Marcus can't be the creature
14:17He was here at the center with Sharon
14:19Right when we were fighting that thing at the auto show
14:21What?
14:22Oh, man
14:24Too late
14:25I got Marcus so mad
14:26He wants to turn my face into a Picasso
14:28Well, if he catches you
14:29At least you know you can zap him
14:30Oh, sure
14:31And give away my secret identity?
14:33There's a plan
14:39Richie, I'm gonna have to call you back
14:48Can't fight the power
15:06I'm gonna have to kur a mai
15:09No I'm gonna have to check
15:09Kan't
15:10take it all
15:10You can't break it all! You can't make it all!
15:13Rich, I'm back. And I got big ugly chasing me.
15:17Well, if it's not Marcus, then why is he chasing you?
15:19I don't know, man.
15:23Weird. Everyone Marcus has a grudge against, the monster goes after.
15:27Maybe Marcus controls it.
15:29Or maybe the monster wants everyone to think it's Marcus.
15:33Maybe it's framing it.
15:42I don't know.
16:17So why aren't you going after it? Marcus ain't good enough for you?
16:23I'm on to you, dog. Or should I say girlfriend?
16:27What you talking about?
16:28Check it, Marcus. Creature Feature wants you to take the blame for all the damage it created.
16:33What for?
16:33Maybe because you broke up with her.
16:42Tamara?
16:43That's right, sweetie.
16:46Remember the night you broke up with me?
16:48I went to the docks looking for you, hoping to get you back.
16:52You weren't there.
16:54So the Big Bang got you.
16:56Yeah, but these won't hold me long.
16:59Won't have to!
17:00If you're gonna sing, then what you need is a backup band.
17:04Just the thing for you-
17:05I wonder this woman was so-
17:07This young woman was so adamant on framing Marcus that she attacked her own boyfriend.
17:15Think about that.
17:18You're sensitive ears.
17:22I'm sick.
17:32My boyfriend's a mother.
17:33Too long!
17:35Say what? You want me to pump up the volume?
17:37No problem.
17:47Sorry I had to do that, but jail will be a lot quieter.
17:53No.
18:07Yo Rich, we were tripping going after the wrong guy.
18:10You got that right.
18:11From now on we have to be sure of our facts.
18:13Don't assume anything.
18:15Never judge a book by its cover.
18:16And most importantly...
18:17Yeah.
18:18Bring earplugs.
18:19Oh, my ears are still ringing from that wall of sound.
18:22Right.
18:23What?
18:24I said right!
18:25Ow, okay.
18:27Tamara said I don't know what it's like to have a monster living inside you.
18:31She's wrong.
18:32The difference is you can tame your monster.
18:35You can even make it go away.
18:37It's up to you.
18:40Listen, Marcus, I'd just like to say I'm sorry for dissing you.
18:44Well, I should hope so.
18:46We cool?
18:48Well, uh, since you are Sharon's brother.
18:53Who would have thought?
18:54For once, it pays to be related to you.
18:56What did I tell you about your insults?
18:58I've had it.
18:59Come here.
19:00Sharon, I would like to remind you that there are police around.
19:02No jury would convict me.
19:04You got any suggestions?
19:06You can run.
19:07Oh, good idea.
19:08Ah, ah, oh, no!
19:10Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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