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01:54I think
01:55you didn't expect me
02:01please she's doing this for your daughters
02:02she's doing this for your daughters
02:04I think
02:04you want to go faster
02:06So he's gonna get arrested
02:08I have been doing this in fiveo
02:10seven
02:11Was that bad?
02:13No baby you did so good
02:14Was he come though?
02:15because if he came it's like
02:16the fuck was I doing?
02:17no Iso stop
02:18he did not come
02:19I looked into his eyes
02:20and he did not come
02:22yeah he was flaccast
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02:47Okay, there is no way you know all of them.
02:49I know them all, okay? I memorized them. Ready?
02:51Okay, go.
02:54Dave & Buster's?
02:55Yes.
02:57Okay, um...
02:57No, come on. I know your work.
02:58You and Samir in middle school?
03:00Yes!
03:01Uh...
03:01Oh, the one where Samir looks a little gay.
03:03Wait, which one?
03:05Uh...
03:05Sailor hat?
03:06Yes!
03:07Okay, bye, friends.
03:08Bye.
03:08Bye, Paul Baker.
03:10Bye.
03:12Hello.
03:13Um, okay.
03:14Uh...
03:14Oh.
03:16Please.
03:16No, don't.
03:17Come on. Please.
03:18Sammy, you're gonna cave. Just cave.
03:20No, we're not messing with the dynamic.
03:22He's not moving in.
03:23He'll add to it.
03:23He's not moving in.
03:26Guys.
03:27Mm-hmm.
03:28What?
03:28How amazing was hanging out with Paul Baker this weekend?
03:32Amazing.
03:32Life-changing.
03:33It was actually so much fun.
03:34It doesn't matter. There's no room.
03:36Oh, he's gonna cave.
03:37He'll cave. Make the face. He'll cave.
03:38There's nowhere to put him. He's, like, this big.
03:41Please.
03:42No.
03:42Make it the weird little titty baby. He won't know what to do with that.
03:45No, no weird titty baby. It's too early for titty baby. Don't...
03:48Stop.
03:48Daddy.
03:49Stop.
03:50Wait, Sammy, please, please. I love you, and I love Paul Baker.
03:54Mm-hmm.
03:55And if you love me, you will let him love me.
04:01Oh, my God. You were so close. You were right there.
04:03So close. Lost it at the end there.
04:04Yeah. Yeah.
04:05Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Kyle's trending?
04:08Kyle who?
04:08Kyle Haberman.
04:09What? Why?
04:10Wait, I was just talking to him this weekend. Did we know he was being harassed at work?
04:14No.
04:14Oh, my God.
04:15What?
04:17I was groped by my boss. Now I'm speaking out.
04:20Oh, my God.
04:20Oh, he looks like he was molested.
04:22Anton!
04:23It's not even a recent picture of him.
04:25Okay, well, he looks like he saw it coming.
04:27Wait, guys, this is so sad.
04:29Should I reach out? We were literally just talking.
04:31Okay, you guys, I can feel us doing a thing, so I just want to get ahead of it.
04:35Um, Kyle sucks.
04:37Anton.
04:37He orders, like, $20 drinks and then just, like, never Venmos for them.
04:41Yeah, he owes me, like, $300. I know his parents are rich, too.
04:43Kyle, comma, molested, question mark?
04:45And also, remember when he said we live in the shit taint of Queens?
04:48Okay, but we do.
04:49Yeah, no, 100%, but it's our shit taint.
04:52Okay, but can we just give it, like, five seconds? I mean, this poor kid.
04:55And set your timer.
04:57It's fine.
04:58Also, how he always, like, marks himself safe from tsunamis and shit.
05:03Wait, he wasn't even near water.
05:05I can't believe he didn't tell me this this weekend when we were talking.
05:08Talking.
05:09I was like, wait, were you guys chatting?
05:10Were you talking? I don't fuck you guys. Seriously, fuck you.
05:13No, he's calm. You're a good friend.
05:15I know.
05:15Except, again, you don't have to be.
05:17We don't all have to all love the kid just because he was molested.
05:20He's not Brendan Fraser.
05:22Oh, my God.
05:23Okay, I'm sorry. I heard it. That was actually crazy. I'm so sorry.
05:26Oh, my God.
05:27Safe from Nepal earthquake. Look.
05:30He's in Bushwick.
05:35Next.
05:36Hey, um, so I have to pay this company, uh, Peter's Heaters, to fix my parents' boiler.
05:42Because they're traveling and the hot water's just out and I'm, I'm, like, the guy.
05:48So, um, but they only, they only take check and I don't so much have check.
05:56So, I came here, uh, to the bank and, and you need, now you please say something.
06:07Social security number?
06:10Um.
06:15You don't know your social?
06:16No, I do. It's just that my mom, she, she knows the shit out of it.
06:24Fill this out. Bring it back.
06:27Is, uh, is this the right...
06:31Yep. Yep.
06:33Okay.
06:36Hey!
06:37Uh, so, they were all out of chocolate chips, so I got you carob.
06:41Oh.
06:41Yeah, I debated not telling you.
06:44How'd it go?
06:45Oh, you know, I always thought the world was gonna be waiting for me and instead, everyone's annoyed that I'm
06:50here.
06:51No, that's hard.
06:52So, update. Full profile in the post.
06:54Is this Kyle?
06:55This is Kyle. $200,000 payout, and, uh, oh, Doja Cat reposted that Kyle's a V of our G.
07:01Gross.
07:02No, voice of our generation.
07:03Oh, gross.
07:05Ugh.
07:06This is crazy.
07:08Yeah, and, okay, I wouldn't say this to anybody else.
07:11Oh, you're jealous.
07:12I'm jealous.
07:13You're jealous.
07:14And, okay, obviously, no, obviously I'm not saying that I want to be molested or hurt.
07:18No, you're not, you're not saying that, but you are, you're jealous of the victim.
07:21No, I just can't believe that someone we know is a big fucking deal already.
07:23God, came up behind him in the cubicle.
07:26What was this guy thinking?
07:27Kyle's boss?
07:28Honestly, probably wasn't.
07:31No, seriously, we did a whole story on it at work.
07:33Half the time, men don't even realize when they cross the line sexually.
07:37Half the time?
07:38Yeah.
07:38No, it's fucked.
07:40Oh.
07:43Hey, you don't think I've ever, like...
07:45What?
07:46Like, crossed the line...
07:48What?
07:49...sexually?
07:51No, obviously not.
07:52I mean, when would you have crossed the line?
07:53I don't know.
07:54You just said that men don't realize half the time, so half the time I wouldn't realize.
07:58Do not spiral.
07:59You are an actual baby angel.
08:00And on the spectrum of men, kind of a little bitch boy.
08:04No, I mean, it's a good thing.
08:05It's a good thing.
08:06Okay, it's a good thing.
08:07Also, please just focus on fixing the hot water.
08:09I swear, if I get ringworm from a work shower, I'm giving it to you.
08:12Okay.
08:14Okay.
08:16Oh, my...
08:24Hey!
08:25Hey!
08:26Come here, sir.
08:28Yeah.
08:35Hey.
08:36Uh, do kids your age give a shit about Al Gore?
08:40Oh, um...
08:42Uh, I don't...
08:44I don't know if...
08:45See, she doesn't know who that is.
08:46It's okay. Put, uh, put the Kyle kid on for 8.30.
08:48Kyle Haberman?
08:49Yeah.
08:50Yeah, I actually know him.
08:53If...
08:53Do you?
08:54We were actually just talking last week.
08:57See?
08:58All the kids love Kyle.
08:59Get him in slide A.
09:00Yeah?
09:01Thanks, Bobby.
09:02Okay, close the door.
09:03Billy.
09:06Billy.
09:07Billy.
09:08Billy, Bobby.
09:08Like, why does anyone name Kendall Liz anymore?
09:14Oh, Sammy.
09:15This is so nice.
09:16I'm really glad that you reached out.
09:17I know.
09:18Same.
09:21Um...
09:21And, hey, um...
09:24I don't know if you heard about this stuff with, like, Kyle Haberman or whatever.
09:28That whistleblower kid?
09:30Yeah.
09:30Oh, yeah. Don't you know him?
09:33Yeah, I do.
09:35It's just, you know, had me thinking a lot about, like, my own relationships and, you know.
09:42And I don't know if you know this, half the time, men don't even realize when they cross a line
09:47sexually.
09:48Whoa.
09:49Yeah.
09:49Really?
09:50So, I just wanted to do some reaching out and check and see.
09:57Sammy, no.
09:59You never crossed the line.
10:00No, you're good.
10:01Okay, right?
10:03That's...
10:03You?
10:04That's what I thought, but, like...
10:05No, you're good.
10:06But, no, that's...
10:08Oh, thank God.
10:09Yeah, cheers.
10:10Okay, cheers.
10:11Cheers.
10:12Cheers to that.
10:13Yeah.
10:14Wait, wait.
10:17Wait, there was that one time?
10:19Remember fall break?
10:21What?
10:21We slept together.
10:22I was, like, way too drunk.
10:24Like, like, like, gone.
10:27But, no, no, nothing besides that.
10:30Besides that?
10:32I mean, you did sexually assault me.
10:37You should stop.
10:39Yeah, you should stop.
10:41Do it a lot.
10:42Oh.
10:52Samir, you have to eat.
10:53I'm serious.
10:55Samir, we talked about it.
10:56Like, we all spoke about it.
10:58And we do feel like it's not cancelable.
11:00Maybe I should just call her and apologize again.
11:03Sammy, no.
11:03Carly said she was fine.
11:05So, don't even worry.
11:06We're not gonna move out.
11:07Oh, you're not gonna move out of my parents' house where you live for free.
11:11Okay.
11:12Now, that's...
11:13Oh, my parents.
11:14How am I gonna tell them about this?
11:15Ugh.
11:16Ew.
11:17Sammy, leave your parents alone.
11:19Let them fuck their way through the national parks in peace.
11:22Yeah, I don't think this really crosses, like, the parent threshold, my man.
11:25Yeah, exactly.
11:25Parents are for murder and carpet stains.
11:28Anything in between that is, like, for a cool aunt.
11:30Oh, yeah.
11:30Do you have a cool aunt?
11:31I don't know.
11:32Do you want to live with her?
11:33I don't know.
11:33Does she have hot water?
11:36I'm working on it.
11:37Ooh, okay.
11:37Now I do have to go and get ready for another day as my office's resident youth expert.
11:43Oh, my God.
11:44Is that still happening?
11:45Yeah.
11:45The other day, my boss asked me, what is a Jojo Siwa?
11:48I really don't know how I'd answer that.
11:49That's actually a good question.
11:49That's a really good question.
11:51Oh, and, uh, yes, my boss did get Kyle on the show.
11:55And, yes, I have decided that I am genuinely happy for him.
11:59Hills, if you want to get ahead at work, you totally can, you know?
12:02Like, now is the time.
12:03You're kind of in the window.
12:05Ooh, yeah, that's true.
12:07Wait, what window?
12:08What?
12:09Girl, the window.
12:10You know, like, the week after a sex scandal or, like, a race whoopsie when everyone is,
12:14like, terrified of all the young people in their office.
12:17Okay, so I just...
12:19So you use the window?
12:20Yeah.
12:20Okay, these people are, like, in their 50s.
12:22They're so old.
12:22Make them think you could cancel them on an app they don't use.
12:25Yeah.
12:25It's true.
12:26My buddy did it right after Kavanaugh became the youngest partner in his law firm.
12:29It works.
12:30Mm-hmm.
12:31I don't know.
12:31Isn't it sort of...
12:33Fucked?
12:34Gross?
12:35Manipulative?
12:36I don't...
12:36Yeah.
12:36No, it's all of those things, but...
12:37Yeah, I mean, it is.
12:38It's honestly up to you, Billy.
12:39But in a week, the window will close.
12:41And then everyone goes back to not giving a shit.
12:43So I would just, like, think about it.
12:45You know?
12:45Shh.
12:45Hi.
12:46Kelly?
12:47Oh.
12:48Yeah, I'm gonna be camera off today.
12:50Yeah, I'm in the office.
12:52Yeah.
12:52There's just, um, some construction in my cubicle.
12:58Yeah.
12:58Oh, it's getting louder.
13:02And you know what's messed up?
13:04After all I've been through, this house of depravity still stands tall.
13:09And to that, I say, knock it down!
13:14Knock it down!
13:16Knock it down!
13:18Knock it down!
13:19Come on, say it.
13:20Knock it down.
13:21Anton, this is nice.
13:23We are being nice.
13:24I'm supporting you, supporting Kyle.
13:26And I'm in support of us getting lunch after.
13:28Oh, yeah, some of the victims were saying they were gonna get sushi after.
13:31You met the victims?
13:33Are these people not victims?
13:35Oh, hey, Kyle!
13:36Hey!
13:37Hey, Kyle!
13:38How are you?
13:39Oh, my God.
13:40It's so good to see you.
13:42Where's the rest of the con?
13:43It's a commune, huh?
13:43Billion Smear finally said to fuck.
13:45Oh, that is genius.
13:47No, but she did actually pop a pimple on his ass last week.
13:50Oh, yeah.
13:50Which is, like, fifth base.
13:52Oh, my God.
13:54Dude.
13:54Okay.
13:55Totally.
13:56Um, Kyle, you were literally so fucking good up there.
13:59Your boss is deaf gonna kill himself when this airs.
14:01Congrats.
14:02Thanks.
14:03Um, also, what's happening next?
14:04Are there more speakers or...?
14:06Nice.
14:06One and only right here.
14:07Totally makes sense.
14:08Okay, well, if you need someone to, like, keep the crowd hot, I am an experienced organizer.
14:12Hyphen extrovert.
14:13That would actually be super dopey, but I don't think they're gonna let you on stage without one of these
14:18guys.
14:19Wow.
14:20Okay, so that just says victim.
14:21Okay, so I don't have one of those, but I do have...
14:24You don't have two.
14:24Okay.
14:26How's that?
14:26Okay, um, and also...
14:28Okay.
14:28I also have...
14:30Child of immigrants?
14:31Your parents are from London.
14:32And I also have...
14:35Sex worker?
14:36Mm-hmm.
14:37Yeah, she reads horoscopes on OnlyFans.
14:38At the end, I shall haul.
14:42Um, yeah, I mean, I guess you could try and, like, roll the dice.
14:46Oh, awesome!
14:46Oh, genius.
14:47Oh.
14:47No, New York City!
14:50Woo!
14:50Are we having fun?
14:53Well, Kyle was it when he was touched at work.
14:57Did you get the new Chiron?
14:58Yeah.
14:59No?
15:00The other one?
15:01No, not that one.
15:02Not that one.
15:04Not...
15:04Yeah?
15:06Great.
15:06Randy.
15:07Can we sit?
15:07Hi.
15:08Um, I was just hoping to chat real quick if you had a sec.
15:11Um, so obviously I've been here for a minute now, as you know.
15:15Uh-huh.
15:15Um, and I love running copies.
15:17I feel like I'm engaging with every aspect of the company, but, you know, I do, I just,
15:23I feel like I might be ready for some more responsibility, if that makes sense.
15:28Shit.
15:28Jason, Kyle Kids are doing a fundraiser.
15:30Get a crew together now, please.
15:35Just with everything going on right now, in this climate, I would just hope that my
15:43company would support me as a young person.
15:47Oh, so that's for the lead-in, right?
15:49Yeah.
15:50Yeah, you're absolutely right.
15:53Uh, really?
15:54I...
15:54Yeah.
15:55You know what?
15:56Let's do a meeting.
15:57Yeah.
15:58What?
15:59Uh, Monday.
16:00We free Monday?
16:00You free Monday?
16:01Yeah.
16:01Monday, we'll bring in Chuck.
16:02We'll bring in, uh, Laura.
16:05Laura's gonna want to poach you for some field work.
16:07I mean, I...
16:08Uh, yes?
16:09Yeah, thank you.
16:10Monday is...
16:11Let me check.
16:12Monday is great.
16:13Yes.
16:14Thank you.
16:15Thank you.
16:16Great work today, Billy.
16:17Thanks.
16:18Um, okay.
16:19Well, I will...
16:20See you Monday.
16:22Really?
16:23That's...
16:24Oh.
16:25Oh, my God.
16:26That's great to hear, because...
16:27Oh.
16:28It's weird.
16:29Like, obviously not.
16:30You were always, always respectful, okay?
16:34Because...
16:35This other girl said she was too drunk one time, and I just...
16:38I feel like that's not me, you know?
16:41Sorry, what do you...
16:43What are you doing?
16:45I'm not...
16:45I'm not, like, doing anything.
16:46I just wanted to...
16:47What, are you trying to, like, coalition build with me?
16:49Is that why I'm here?
16:50Is that...
16:51Is that what it sounds like?
16:52You drag me all the way to Queen's, and I can say,
16:54Oh, don't worry, Smear.
16:55It's totally okay what you did to that poor girl.
17:01Okay.
17:03Um, you know what?
17:05Maybe you should just give me that other girl's number.
17:08Might be better if we spoke directly.
17:11I'll just call you a car.
17:12Yeah.
17:13As well.
17:13Yeah, I'm gonna go.
17:19Here on Irving Avenue, the next generation is gathering to say,
17:22business as usual is not gonna cut it anymore.
17:25And it's all thanks to this young man, Kyle Matthew Haberman.
17:30Yeah, and then we go to Kyle, and Kyle's gonna talk about the movement,
17:33ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, and then you're perfect, Billy.
17:35Yeah, I almost thought you were him for a second.
17:37Yeah, my boss groped me.
17:40Where?
17:42Kyle's boss groped him.
17:45That's right.
17:45I'm Kyle.
17:47We are Kyle.
17:51Aw, look at her.
17:52She is always well on the clipboard.
17:53Thank you for coming.
17:54We thank you.
17:56For the cause.
17:57For the cause.
17:57For the cause!
17:58Yeah.
17:59My love.
18:00Issa.
18:01Yeah?
18:01You're doing too much.
18:02Okay, just because you don't believe in causes.
18:04No, I believe in causes.
18:06Name one.
18:06Um, Andre Brittany.
18:08Oh, and Black Power.
18:09You know I can't say anything to that.
18:11Yeah.
18:12Either way, I, this is important to me,
18:14so I need you to support me in my cause.
18:17And I do.
18:17And Kyle's behind you.
18:18Who?
18:19Oh, Kyle!
18:19Hi!
18:20You look amazing.
18:21Thanks.
18:21People just, like, gif me shit now.
18:23It's wild.
18:23It just, like, shows up at my door now.
18:24Wow.
18:25Yeah, super cool.
18:26But anyway, I was looking at the rally schedule.
18:28I think there was something so dope that we could do at Pier 6.
18:31Yeah, no, no.
18:31Yeah, I'm with that.
18:32I can...
18:32Anton!
18:34Do you do blow?
18:36Uh, I mean, no.
18:37But, yeah.
18:38Yeah, I'll do that.
18:39Yeah, let's go.
18:40Anton, what are you doing?
18:41You haven't even made a placard yet.
18:42Can you just...
18:43What did we just say about supporting the cause?
18:45I am supporting the cause.
18:46More than anyone, I'm gonna go do coke with the cause.
18:49So, I do have to go.
18:50Anton!
18:51But I love you.
18:52Hi.
18:53Never surrender, girl.
18:55Hey, how's it going?
18:57Awful, actually, so...
18:58Wait, how'd it go with your ex?
19:00Not good.
19:01Uh, bad, actually.
19:03Sammy.
19:03Yes, yes.
19:04I'll never get a job because I am a sex pariah.
19:07No.
19:08Yeah?
19:08No.
19:08Oilers still doesn't work, but it's good.
19:11Paul Baker can have my room
19:12because I will be in sex prison.
19:15Sammy, we would not take your room.
19:17We would, like, make it into an art studio.
19:18Also, do you have a dollar bill?
19:19I think they need to do coke for activism.
19:21Yeah.
19:24Just be safe.
19:25Thanks.
19:26Oh, my God, wait.
19:27So that means that the window, like, actually worked?
19:28Oh, it worked.
19:29Meeting is Monday.
19:30Promotion is imminent.
19:32And thank you.
19:33I just have this deep sense of, like,
19:35I'm tracing the outline of who I am as a person.
19:38Oh, my God.
19:38Was that beautiful?
19:40Absolutely.
19:41Cheers, Billy.
19:42Cheers, Paul Baker.
19:43So, wait, when's the big meeting?
19:44Oh, Monday.
19:45Because after that, the window closes,
19:47and that's literally the only reason
19:48why any of this is happening.
19:49Wow.
19:51Wait, even though Monday's a holiday?
19:52Paul Baker!
19:53Hey, what's up, man?
19:58Yes, okay?
19:59I feel like the three of us could win the amazing race.
20:01You truly do, bud.
20:01I do.
20:03Hey, babe.
20:04Hey, babe.
20:04Hey, so good to see you.
20:07Samir?
20:08Hey.
20:10Issa's friend, Leah.
20:11Yeah, yeah, yeah.
20:12Hi.
20:13Did you make a sign yet?
20:15No, uh, but I'm gonna, I'm like, just...
20:18That's fucked up.
20:19No, I am literally about to make...
20:21No, I'm just messing.
20:22I'm messing here.
20:23Yeah.
20:23No, but seriously.
20:24Issa told me about your ex in the hole.
20:29Oh, she told you about that?
20:32No.
20:32No, no, no.
20:33I'm...
20:34I'm with you, okay?
20:35I'm for the boys.
20:37Listen to me.
20:37This is why you can't get finger banged anymore without signing a fucking contract first.
20:42Oh.
20:43Oh.
20:44Okay.
20:45I could...
20:47No, I guess it is weird right now.
20:48It's so weird.
20:50It's really weird.
20:51Hmm.
20:53Anyways.
20:54No, no, that's all you.
20:55Please.
20:56No.
20:56Okay.
21:01Because, you know, we could also go together.
21:08Um, would I have to sign a contract first, or?
21:12Yeah.
21:13My lawyers are already in there.
21:14No.
21:15Come on.
21:16Wait, what sign are you?
21:17Sagittarius.
21:17Oh, my...
21:18I don't know my sign, but I feel like I'm a Sagittarius.
21:20Hey, can you pass me that line down there?
21:21Oh, my God.
21:22Thanks.
21:22So, guys, we're just going to move down the line.
21:24What does Kyle's movement mean to you?
21:28Me?
21:29Yeah.
21:34We are Kyle.
21:36I'm sorry?
21:38Yeah.
21:38We are Kyle?
21:41Uh...
21:45We have all of it?
21:47Oh, Randy!
21:48Hey, Billy!
21:49Great job today.
21:50Oh, thanks.
21:51Um, hey, so I just realized, our meeting Monday, we're actually off work.
21:55So, I was thinking, what if we...
21:57Right.
21:58You know what?
21:59We'll do it next week.
22:01Or, I'm around right now if we want to give Chuck and Laura a call.
22:04No?
22:05Actually, crap.
22:06Chuck's gone next week.
22:08Chuck's gone next week.
22:09We'll do it the week after that.
22:10The week after that.
22:11You know.
22:12Um...
22:12Or...
22:13No, Sochi!
22:15Laura's in Sochi.
22:17Yeah, it's not going to work next week.
22:19How about February?
22:20Feb's wide open.
22:21Okay.
22:22Uh, uh, sure.
22:23Yeah.
22:24Sure.
22:25Yeah.
22:25As long as you still give a shit by then.
22:28Sorry?
22:32No, I just mean, um, you know, with everything going on right now in this climate, I just...
22:37I hope that you still give a shit about... women.
22:45Excuse me?
22:47Just that...
22:51You should remember to be careful.
22:55I think you need to go home, Billy.
22:59Yeah.
23:03Don't come in one day.
23:05Do you mean Tuesday?
23:07Or...
23:07About two.
23:18I'm so glad I met you tonight.
23:21Oh, yeah.
23:22It's so liberating to meet a guy who just doesn't give a shit.
23:27Don't give a shit.
23:28Yeah?
23:28Yeah.
23:29Okay.
23:30Spit in my mouth.
23:32Spit.
23:32Spit in your mouth?
23:33Fuck yeah.
23:34I know.
23:35Come on.
23:37Just spit.
23:38I'm trying.
23:38I'm trying.
23:39I want to give you what you want.
23:40Okay.
23:41Why are you going...
23:42Just spit.
23:43I'm going to show you.
23:44Ready?
23:44Okay.
23:45Oh, yeah.
23:46No, that's good.
23:47Thanks for showing me.
23:49Do you like that?
23:49Yeah.
23:50Do you like being washed?
23:51Huh?
23:52You like that?
23:53You like that?
23:55Right?
23:56You're a bad boy.
23:57You're a bad boy.
23:57I'm a bad boy.
23:58No, I'm a bad boy.
23:58Oh, fuck me?
24:00What?
24:00While I put my face under.
24:03For drowning or...
24:05Yeah.
24:06Is that a problem for you?
24:07Did you drown?
24:08Is that a problem for you?
24:10Oh, when's the last time you peed?
24:18Sorry, I can't do this.
24:22You're being a little bitch, aren't you?
24:25Yeah.
24:25Sorry.
24:27This is why I don't do fundraisers.
24:29I love you, friends.
24:33Hey, look who it is.
24:35Ugh, you showered?
24:36Lucky.
24:37How'd it go with that girl?
24:38Good.
24:39Well, no, bad, technically.
24:42But she is cool.
24:43Also, Carly's fine, I think.
24:45See, I told you.
24:46And on the spectrum of men, I might just be a little bitch boy.
24:51Which is good, I think.
24:54Okay, now I am going to go shower because I did bring conditioner.
24:58Ooh, I love you.
24:59I love you.
25:00Wait, wait, wait.
25:00Don't.
25:02I've got you.
25:08Hey, so I think I lost my job tonight.
25:15Hey, what is happening?
25:17We still cost coke and now we're fixing the boiler ourselves.
25:19We're being our own beater heaters.
25:24So, we're going to replace the boiler with a 50-gallon water.
25:26Okay, I got the tape.
25:27I hope why he's right.
25:28That's right.
25:29Counterclockwise.
25:30Hey!
25:31Hi!
25:32He's here!
25:32Quick, Billy, quick.
25:33There's a box label to me, baby.
25:34You have to pick one.
25:35Come on, pick one.
25:36Give me one.
25:37Come on.
25:37This doesn't look like that.
25:39Why is it ticking?
25:40Why is it ticking?
25:41Guys, we're moving now.
25:43Why is it ticking?
25:44I got the tape.
25:45Yeah, yeah.
25:45Okay, um...
25:46Hold the flashlight, please.
25:48Okay, so it sounds like it might explode.
25:51Where can I help?
25:52What can I do?
25:53You're ticking lasts over one minute total.
25:55There's risk of immediate decap.
25:56There's a paywall?
25:57No, there's always a paywall.
25:58Hey.
25:59Hey.
26:00Are you good?
26:00I'm good.
26:01Are you good?
26:02Because if you're not good, then I'm not good.
26:04I'm good.
26:05Okay.
26:06Okay.
26:07Look at these days.
26:10You know what?
26:13We're gonna be good.
26:15Still not high.
27:00Ha ha.
27:01Good a business.
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