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Heartbreak High - Season 3 (2026) - Episode 01: Operation Headjob
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00:00You
00:08High school almost killed me
00:13Came bloody close
00:17After almost being burnt alive I realized
00:21I'm a hot bitch to take out
00:25And so is hardly don't
00:27Have to tell you
00:29Even if she is a few classrooms short these days
00:31A lot changed in the last year
00:38Romance crossed enemy lines
00:41Some friendships were left for dead
00:46There was heartbreak
00:48And there was drama
00:52But we found a new normal in the end
00:58Some of us have flourished
01:00Well done
01:01Some of us are still annoying as hell
01:05As for me
01:06I found my calling
01:08I'm gonna smash my exams
01:10Get into psych at university
01:11And continue being an absolute legend
01:16I'm done making dumb choices
01:18Being a magnet for chaos
01:22Dating the wrong guys
01:25Now I'm just gonna survive the final weeks of school
01:28So I can step into this beautiful thing
01:30Called adulthood
01:38That's not going to fit into the graduation video
01:41Em, the question was describe your high school experience in Chewy Woods or less
01:46Soz, you know I ramble
01:47Well I think you covered it with almost kill me
01:51The last days of school are crazy
01:53Help! Help!
01:55I do love the torture of your servants
01:57Please help!
01:58That one's just mean
01:59Oh my sweet little empath
02:01It's muck up day
02:02Yeah, we waited 13 years for this day
02:04For the right to terrorise the rest of the school
02:06Don't worry Queenie, it's character building
02:07Exactly, that was me in year 8
02:09And I turned out fine
02:10Debatable
02:12Confetti?
02:13High phosphorus detergent
02:15Can you hear the dolphins crying?
02:17Chill Greenpeace
02:18It was made very clear that environmentally damaging products would not be welcome
02:22Queenie, can you overrule this?
02:23The school captain
02:24But I'm the head of the graduation committee
02:26So muck up day polls under my remit
02:28Oh, sorry Em, she's alright
02:31Where do you expect me to put this?
02:33Shove it up your ass, I don't care, don't know, just get rid of it
02:36Hey, I hope that's not a glitter bomb!
02:38Give me that!
02:39What are you doing?
02:40What did I say about?
02:41Warning the others
02:42Becoming vice captain is probably the worst thing that could have happened to Sasha
02:46Yeah, total power trip
02:48You know, we could stash this at Rowan's place
02:50Hive line, bitch
02:56You're the worst
02:58Thailand though
03:08Thanks, man
03:08Hi
03:09Hi, hey boss
03:11Oh, boss really left his mark on this place
03:16Yeah, kind of unfair how we call it Rowan's place
03:20Howdy's, um, he's at a hospital and back in Dubbo, so that's good.
03:24Oh, good for him.
03:29Oh my god, oh my god. Trial exam results are in.
03:3292 in biology, 95 in English, 85 in maths.
03:36The plan's on track! The plan's on track!
03:39What plan?
03:40Oh, me and Harps go to Sydney Metropolitan Uni, arts, psychology.
03:44We graduate with honours, go backpacking, join a K-pop entourage,
03:47then come back and start our careers and co-parent an Alaskan Malamute named Jack Barclay.
03:52Yeah, that one.
03:53Sounds lesbo. My plan's to not get anyone pregnant.
03:56Mm.
03:57Yet.
03:59Should've been Malachi's plan.
04:01Oh!
04:02Way to bring up ghost of boyfriends past.
04:04Yeah, I'm sorry.
04:06Um, where's your shirt?
04:08Oh, it's soft, you ban me from wearing it.
04:10Apparently it's offensive to people who identify with having boobs.
04:13Oh.
04:15Oh, she's going down.
04:18Passive.
04:19Aggressive.
04:20I'm sexy.
04:21Obsessive.
04:22That closet.
04:23Impressive.
04:24She messy.
04:25Possessive.
04:26That message...
04:27That's my job!
04:28No, guys!
04:28This isn't fair!
04:29I can only get some fun at a time!
04:32Oh my god!
04:37Oi!
04:38Popo High!
04:40Suck this!
04:40Yeah!
04:41That's their purpose!
04:41Oh!
04:46Whoo!
04:47Oh!
04:49Whoo!
04:51Yeah!
04:52What the hell?
04:53Whoa!
04:54What?
04:55Hey, you!
04:57You never should've ran You wanna make something that can take you down
05:02This time, you say you're just fine
05:06You need a little something that can make you smile again
05:10Come on, get it home, take it home
05:13You need a little bit so you can embrace everybody
05:20I got it!
05:21I got it!
05:22I got it!
05:24I got it!
05:25I got it!
05:25I got it!
05:27I got it!
05:30I got it!
05:33What just happened?
05:37Well, those boys certainly had some cheek.
05:41Who were they?
05:41Who else calls us Povo High?
05:43St. Bruno's boys.
05:44Guys, let's not go pointing fingers without proof, okay?
05:46Thank you, Jojo.
05:48Excuse me, St. Bruno's have been very charitable to us in the wake of the fire.
05:54They've lent us facilities and they've also donated textbooks.
05:58Miss, they didn't give us anything this time. They took from us.
06:01Yeah, the head of the Ibis mascot.
06:04Wow, he's a really ugly crier.
06:07Yeah.
06:07As school captain and vice captain, head of the queer environmentalist social justice club and the graduation committee.
06:13I consider it my personal responsibility to ensure that morale remains high during these stressful times before we graduate, miss.
06:20Exactly.
06:21They didn't just take a mascot or an Ibis head. They took our school spirit.
06:26Hear, hear.
06:26And we're not gonna let them get away with it!
06:28Yeah!
06:28We're gonna just lay down and let them fall down.
06:31Yes!
06:31What did you say?
06:32Settle down, everyone.
06:34Please, thank you.
06:38All of you are nearly at the finish line of school.
06:43on the cusp of adulthood.
06:45Your trial exams are over.
06:47All that remains is showcase your final exams and graduation.
06:51You are so close to the end.
06:53Do not risk your very exciting futures on seeking retaliation.
07:02Am I clear?
07:06Am I clear?
07:08Yes, miss.
07:10Sure.
07:11Yes, miss.
07:11Yes, miss.
07:11Yes, miss.
07:12Yep.
07:14Oh, my God.
07:16What have they done?
07:22Five years from now.
07:25Graduate drama school.
07:27Emmy, Oscar, Grammy, Tony.
07:30And attending movie premieres with cash as my arm candy.
07:34They said that.
07:36Okay.
07:38Finished the apprenticeship.
07:41And, you know, doing tattoos.
07:46Signing my multi-million dollar deal for my award winning podcast.
07:49Oh, about what?
07:50Anything I want.
07:52I'm a storyteller.
07:53Mom's got it all worked out.
07:55I'm gonna be a carpenter like Jesus.
07:57I think they earn pretty good money.
07:59It's just like nothing but wood.
08:02All day.
08:03I am going to be a practicing vet having graduated from my uni of choice because I am going to
08:08get that scholarship.
08:09Everything go in a plan.
08:11I'll get drafted in an AFLW team.
08:13Whatever I need to do.
08:14I'll move anywhere.
08:15I guess it kind of depends where Missy gets drafted.
08:18Because she's going to get drafted.
08:20She's so good.
08:22Okay.
08:22Where do I see myself in five years?
08:25I would love to start my own non-profit.
08:27You know, I wear my values and I'd like to do something along the lines of that.
08:31Just really helping people.
08:33Where will I be in five years?
08:36Yeah, I have no idea.
08:39I see myself in a mansion in Byron Bay opposite Chris Hemsworth with my sexy boyfriend Noah and my best
08:45friend Harper.
08:46All the Byron Bay locals will be my psychology clients.
08:49But I'll also dabble in spiritual healing and probably have a boob dump by that point.
08:57Looks great.
08:59Yeah, except I lost all of that footage because of the water bombs.
09:01No one will know that's missing.
09:05This video on my graduation speech for my last act as school captain.
09:08It has to be perfect.
09:09It will.
09:09It will be.
09:10I promise.
09:11Okay?
09:12Now just come hang out inside the bolo, alright?
09:14Everyone's there.
09:14There's no point obsessing over what happened.
09:16Come on.
09:17Come on.
09:20The St. Bruno's boys have been fucking with us all year.
09:23Why couldn't they just let us have our markup day?
09:25Because if they want something, they always get it.
09:28Do you think no one knows where the ibis head is?
09:30I don't know.
09:32Why don't we ask him?
09:33Oi, nah.
09:33You two.
09:34Out.
09:34Okay?
09:34My boss sees he's in here dressed like that.
09:36We're not staying, bro.
09:38Just pop by to see my stunning girlfriend.
09:41G'day.
09:42I really love that you showed your pink to my entire school.
09:45Yeah.
09:46That was Seb's idea.
09:47And the ibis head?
09:49Crime of opportunity?
09:51You'll get it back.
09:52Just don't let Seb know you want it.
09:55You enjoy the show, Dazzla?
09:57When was the last time you washed your arsehole?
10:01Where's the head?
10:03Hopper?
10:03If you want head, just ask nicely.
10:06Yuck.
10:07Would you help us get it back?
10:09Whatever.
10:10Not for this shit.
10:11Better get to work.
10:13Do you need a lift to Harry's?
10:15No, I'm not at Harry's tonight.
10:16I got a summer job at the carnival in town.
10:19I wouldn't step foot in that cathedral to white trash.
10:24How's your neck?
10:26You know, from my choke hold?
10:29You know, there's a strong correlation between violence and a low, low IQ.
10:34Alright.
10:36Back in your box.
10:37Why?
10:39Come on.
10:40Catch you later, plebs.
10:41Yeah.
10:42Hey, nice shorts.
10:43Dick.
10:46That piece of shit needs to go down.
10:50Noah too.
10:52It's us versus them.
10:54They have something of ours.
10:55We need something of theirs.
11:00A head for a head.
11:01Yes.
11:01Nope.
11:02You heard what Woodsy said.
11:05Since when do you care about what Woodsy says?
11:07Well, this time she's right.
11:09From now until the HSC, I'm literally spending every spare minute studying.
11:13I don't need any dumb distractions.
11:16And neither do you.
11:18This is our future, Harps.
11:28Darius then organised the Persian Empire into twenty provinces.
11:32Or satrapies.
11:34Why are you friends with Seb?
11:37I've known him since kindy.
11:39Yeah, we're kind of like you and Harper.
11:40Except Harper's not a massive dildo.
11:44Sometimes you're just mates with someone because you have a shared past.
11:47Doesn't mean they're going to be in your future.
11:49Brutal.
11:50What?
11:50People change.
11:51Go down different tracks.
11:53That's not me and Harps.
11:54We're going to terrorise nursing homes together.
11:59So then I guess I'll be out of the picture by then?
12:02Yeah, you'll be dead already.
12:03I would have sexed you to death.
12:06Worse ways to go out.
12:08Like being assassinated by Ana Benes and his eunuch.
12:12I see what you did there.
12:13Gotta keep on track.
12:15Well, what would I do without you?
12:18Alright.
12:19What caused the fall of Persepolis?
12:21Persepolis was sacked and burned by Alexander the Great in, um...
12:26330 BC.
12:29That was really good.
12:31Yeah.
12:32Now take off your cardigan.
12:35It's...
12:35It's really cold.
12:38No, it's freezing.
12:38Take off your cardigan.
12:39Off.
12:41Baby.
12:41I'm not going to ask again.
12:46Okay, I wanted to beat you at Quizmaster just once.
12:49Oh my...
12:50What by cheating?
12:52Well, it's not fair.
12:53You've got a Tudor.
12:54Yeah, and I give you all her notes.
12:57Give them here.
13:01Persian Empire.
13:04Pompeii.
13:09Where's the Han Dynasty?
13:14Where's the Han Dynasty?
13:24What else are you hiding?
13:36The Forbidden City.
13:39The Forbidden City.
13:42It's a grubby tactic.
13:46It's hard to focus now that I've seen your, um...
13:50Choo-choo.
14:00I'm...
14:02Gotta keep on track.
14:04I Chung.
14:05At night.
14:09Well,
14:14well...
14:16but...
14:33She has been not fguards.
14:34Alright?
14:38Oh, Principal McMahon, we all really appreciate you taking the time to see us today.
14:46Our students were very insistent.
14:48No problem.
14:49This is our Year 12 Captain Sharma, his vice, Johnson.
14:53I've asked him to join the meeting, considering the nature of it.
14:56Now, let me get this straight.
15:00Naked boys in balaclapas stormed Hartley High yesterday, and you think the boys are from this school?
15:09We know they are, sir.
15:10At this stage, that is a theory, yes.
15:12On what basis?
15:13Well, I think it's fair to say that there has been rivalry with our students and our schools.
15:19In the past, perhaps, this particular cohort has been very collegiate.
15:24They stole the head of our mascot.
15:26The chicken costume?
15:29It's an ibis.
15:31And it's an important symbol of our school.
15:34I'm asking that you question the boys on its whereabouts and get them to return it promptly.
15:38The logistics of what you're asking are a bit tricky.
15:41There are 112 graduating seniors, most of whom are not regularly on campus.
15:46I can identify one of the streakers.
15:48He's standing right next to you.
15:51Sebastian?
15:52That's not true, sir.
15:55I thought you said the boys were wearing balaclavas.
15:57Well, yes, but you can see the bruising on his neck.
15:59That's where Harper tackled him.
16:01One of the year 12 students tried to apprehend one of the culprits.
16:06Sir, I wasn't there, and I'm going to be honest with you, I have no idea what they're talking about.
16:12Sebastian, how did you get that bruise on your neck?
16:14Spear tackle rugby game got a bit spirited.
16:16Oh, oh, oh, oh.
16:19Oh, bullshit.
16:20Okay, Sasha.
16:21I was two inches away from your penis, and I saw that ugly little birthmark next to your ballsack, and
16:27I will happily ID it.
16:29Okay, well, clearly we can't do that.
16:31Go on, show us your dick.
16:32Enough!
16:33This meeting is over.
16:39Sasha, please sit down.
16:42Well, that went well.
16:44Mm-hmm.
16:59Oh, what a dreamboat.
17:00Rack off, creeper.
17:01Who is he?
17:02Just an old friend, boyfriend, briefly.
17:05Oi, Noah.
17:06Yo.
17:07Girlfriend's keeping tabs on her ex.
17:09Another car?
17:10Harper mentioned him yesterday, and I was just curious as to what he was up to.
17:14Don't read into it.
17:16Cool.
17:18Well, good.
17:19Let's go hit the showers, and then I'll see you after.
17:21Okay.
17:21Talk to you soon.
17:22Love you.
17:23Love you.
17:25You are on a roll.
17:27Hmm?
17:27Stirring shit, stealing heads.
17:30Look, you've had your fun.
17:32When are you going to give it back?
17:33I don't have it.
17:34Not anymore.
17:35Where is it?
17:36In a place where you'll never be able to get it.
17:38I think there's a minimum annual salary requirement just to get in the door.
17:56Piece of shit.
17:58How do we break it to Quinny?
18:01We don't.
18:02We go and get it back.
18:04The whole point of him leaving it there was so he couldn't.
18:07Well, there's got to be a way.
18:08You're the one with the end.
18:09I'm not exploiting my relationship like that, Harper.
18:12So we just lie down and take it?
18:15So you're choosing Noah over me?
18:18Why are you so cut?
18:19Seb's always doing cooked shit like this.
18:21How is this time any different?
18:26I...
18:29I...
18:30I bombed the trials.
18:31What?
18:32How bad will it be your marks?
18:34Bad enough that I'm probably not getting into uni.
18:39It's okay.
18:40It's okay.
18:41Okay?
18:41We've still got coursework and the HSC.
18:44Trials only count for 40%.
18:45We can save the plan.
18:47We're the only person I'd ever admit this to.
18:52But maybe I'm just not smart enough.
18:55Oh, piss off.
18:56You are the smartest person I know, okay?
18:59Seriously.
19:00You're just working two jobs.
19:02And you've got so much on your plate, you know?
19:03That's never going to change, Emery.
19:06I have to support myself.
19:10Maybe...
19:12Maybe Seb's right about me.
19:15Don't you dare say that.
19:17Seb knows nothing.
19:18Fuck that guy, okay?
19:20Okay?
19:27Wait here.
19:31What the...
19:32Oh.
19:37What the...
19:44I'm going to go.
20:10Onde Marie, Marie, I need you to...
20:21A head for a head.
20:23Okay.
20:23I love you, Matt Bitch.
20:24They left our Ibis at the art club.
20:27We'll leave this bus somewhere
20:28they'll never lower themselves to rescue it from.
20:31Centrelink.
20:31Okay, my. A food court.
20:32Guys, no. We need a thing bigger.
20:34We need to go large and we need to do it tonight.
20:37Oh, I can't. I'm working at the carnival.
20:40Oh, my God. Oh, my God, Hobbs.
20:43Seb said he never set foot in the carnival.
20:45Oh, we could hang up from a ride.
20:47From a noose.
20:50We'll call it...
20:52Operation Hedgehog.
20:53Hell, yeah, all right.
20:54Yeah, I've done my fair share of B&Es with the Adelaide.
20:57This one's, uh, not worth the risk.
20:59Well, you said anything about breaking in.
21:00Harper literally works there.
21:02Gotta be a way to Trojan horse this shit, right?
21:04Oh, my God, actually...
21:05Still, we could totally...
21:07Not worth the risk.
21:09Hey, no running in the hall.
21:12Oh, there you are.
21:13Okay, so I've been thinking about the revenge plan for the Ibis head,
21:16and when...
21:16Oh, and we'd maybe still have it if you'd shut your hole in the Bruno's meeting.
21:22Anyways, I was doing some digging on St. Bruno.
21:25Turns out he was a Carthusian monk who was never formally canonised.
21:30Like, there's gotta be a reason why.
21:32Wait, you're gonna cancel a dead saint?
21:35Well, yeah, it's perfect.
21:37We hack into the St. Bruno's School website, so when people go there...
21:40Boom!
21:41Up comes a picture of Bruno, covered in the facts the church don't want you to know.
21:48Right.
21:50You know what, Sash?
21:51That's...
21:51That's, like, actually a really good idea.
21:55Really?
21:57Yeah.
21:57Yeah, I mean, we don't have a better one, right?
22:02I love it.
22:04Oh, yeah.
22:05Yeah.
22:05Sick idea.
22:06Mm, great idea.
22:06Yeah, actually, it's a matter.
22:08That's brilliant.
22:08Yeah, that's a matter.
22:09Yeah, so good.
22:10Yeah, well, I thought so, so, um...
22:13Great, team.
22:14I'll get started on the research.
22:16Okay.
22:16You get to work, girl, boss.
22:17We love you, vice-captain.
22:19Hacking.
22:20Alright, I'll plan ships all over that, so I'll iron out the details,
22:23and I'll see you there at 5pm tonight.
22:24Got it?
22:25Hell yeah.
22:26Hell yeah.
22:28It was an average egg who said,
22:32just one more time.
22:35One more climb.
22:38One last.
22:42Hi.
22:46But that final step
22:50would be his final breath.
22:55And all the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put my son together again.
23:05This is bad. I need to impress the drama school people.
23:08The drama showcase is in two weeks.
23:10As the president of the drama club, you should be doing better.
23:13You should be taking this more seriously.
23:14I'm just trying to lean into the comedy, Zoe.
23:16Well, I'm trying to get us top marks.
23:18You know what I give top marks to, Zoe?
23:21Your other writing.
23:24You both know it's not me.
23:26Curse!
23:27Curse on both your houses!
23:28Oh!
23:34Macbeth?
23:35The other one.
23:37Guys, what are the writing?
23:38Um...
23:40Uh...
23:41Ants found this website open on library computers.
23:46That's some pretty horny content.
23:49Very smart.
23:49Okay.
23:50Erotic fiction.
23:50Miss called Velvet Thrones if you want to check it out.
23:53I'm okay.
23:54Thanks, Debra.
23:54Ant went full missionary.
23:55Yeah.
23:56Got everyone to read it.
23:57Everyone.
23:58Even the year sevens.
23:59Sick.
24:00The entire school.
24:02And you think Zoe wrote it?
24:03Probably not, but it feels so good to give a shit about it.
24:10I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear any of that.
24:14I am heard it's actually really good.
24:18Have you, um...
24:20Have you read it?
24:20No, I don't get off to words.
24:22I'm more of like a VR headset moisturizer kind of guy.
24:24Yeah, me either.
24:43I'm more of like a VR headset.
24:46Hi, Marie.
24:48What are you doing here?
24:49You didn't say you were gonna come over.
24:50Oh, yeah, um...
24:52I left my charger.
24:54But, um, I can't stay.
24:55Harper's had a heap shit day, so I need to...
25:00What is that?
25:03Why is your hair wet?
25:04And why do you smell like salt and vinegar chips?
25:10I went to the Yacht Club.
25:11You got the head.
25:13I just know how much it means to Quinny, so I...
25:17No, uh...
25:19Don't thank me yet, though.
25:20Um, strong winds overnight.
25:22Head fell off the bow into the water.
25:23Got swept onto the rocks.
25:25A crab made a home in its left eye socket.
25:26And then, um, the seagulls came.
25:33Oh, Jesus.
25:35Well, we could just clean it up.
25:36Yeah, I really didn't want to tell you this, Quinn, but, um,
25:40Seb took a shit in it.
25:44Seb is an animal.
25:47Which is why this mug needs to get it extra good.
25:59I want to meet penetrator.
26:02That is not it.
26:04I wonder what he penetrates.
26:06Parts, minds, souls.
26:08Well, probably vaginas.
26:13Bloody wristbands.
26:14Who needs blood supply to their hair?
26:15At this rate, I'll never be able to merge again.
26:18Guys, I was supposed to open my store 15 minutes ago.
26:20Come find me, yeah?
26:21Okay, thanks, babe.
26:22I'll see you.
26:22Oh, there's the others.
26:29Oh, there's the others.
26:33Hey.
26:48It's Malachi, remember?
26:50Yeah.
26:51The guy who doesn't do goodbyes.
26:55Yeah.
26:58Um, I hope it's okay.
27:00I came, just Missy invited me.
27:05I only flew in this morning.
27:06We just, we wanted to hang out.
27:12Um, what are you doing back?
27:15Uh, her dad.
27:16He finished up his contract.
27:17So, mum and I have just come to help pack up the house.
27:21Hey, Malachi, come on.
27:23Hurry up.
27:26Oh, uh, I hate to cut short this beautiful reunion, but unlimited rides, people.
27:32Sorry.
27:33Off the band, back together.
27:34Never leave us again, Malachi.
27:37Did you, um, did you know?
27:40No.
27:42I mean, Malachi did post a story of him boarding a plane in Dubai.
27:46So I knew that he was in the approximate geographical location.
27:48What?
27:49I was stalking his socials this morning.
27:50I didn't see that story.
27:51No, baby, it was just close friends.
27:52Which I am right the second learning you are one of.
27:55Look, it's a lot to unpack, but you need to remain focused on why we're here.
28:00No, you're right.
28:00Okay.
28:02Everyone's across the plan.
28:03Until go time, we just need to blend in.
28:05Like regular teens enjoying a wholesome day out at the con.
28:09Period.
28:26Huh?
28:26Oh, yeah?
28:54Oh, yeah.
28:56I've got it, but it goes up to the other thing around.
29:08As you see, there's no one around.
29:15Order up.
29:18You really are a witch.
29:20You just uttered his name and he was like full on summit.
29:24Sorry, that must have been to shock you, okay?
29:27I am now.
29:28You're the pond, not the fish.
29:30I've moved on. My life is spectacular.
29:35More importantly, how are you feeling?
29:39Hey, we're going to get you through hops.
29:42Don't forget to showcase. That'll make up for heaps of lost marks.
29:46I'm sorry.
29:47It will.
29:48I'm covering it breaks. You want to take yours now?
29:51Thanks, I don't need one.
29:53Not even to eat?
29:54My mate will get me something.
29:56Does your mate have a name?
29:59Amory.
30:00Amory.
30:01I thought it was going to be beautiful.
30:04Chill, Liam.
30:05She's also got a really hot rich boyfriend, so don't waste your tickets.
30:08Oi!
30:09Chase Gerd on your own time.
30:12Have another drink, Clancy.
30:14Whoa.
30:15Way to speak to your boss.
30:16No, my mum's the boss.
30:17He's just the mongrel that she shacked up with.
30:21Let me know if you change your mind, yeah?
30:26Lock up your daughter.
30:28Hey, Chase Gerd on your own time, yeah?
30:30Ha-ha.
30:40Amory!
30:53Ah, can we just...
30:58Ah, what's going on with...
31:01You're really tough way across the world, and I had to hear it for Lucy.
31:03I know.
31:04It was...
31:05It was a messed up time.
31:07At the very least, you could have said goodbye.
31:12Is that why you ignored my letter?
31:17I...
31:17I never got a letter.
31:20You didn't?
31:21I never got a letter.
31:24To be honest, it seems like a pretty convenient excuse for you to pull out now.
31:28I can be a dickhead, sure, but I'm not a liar.
31:33No, I slipped it into your locker the day of formal.
31:38That whole part of the school burnt to the ground.
32:03You're tragic, you going on this alone.
32:07Yeah, I'm not.
32:10You're coming with me.
32:25Oh, my God, this is so lame.
32:31You're scared.
32:33I'm not.
32:38You know, laughter is a stress response to fear.
32:41Okay, I'm literally about to study psychology.
32:44I think I can psychoanalyse myself.
32:46I'm not scared.
32:47Oh!
32:49I'm shooting myself!
33:04I don't think this is part of the ride.
33:09Must have just missed the sweet spot there, big man.
33:12And sorry about that.
33:13Better luck next time, eh?
33:14All right, three tickets, three chances to win.
33:17You're on that chest there, Hercules?
33:19Yeah!
33:20Step up and prove it!
33:22I think I got it from here.
33:23You wish?
33:25All right.
33:26Five bucks, as I can tell.
33:28Yeah, easy.
33:28Are you forgetting something?
33:30I'm an athlete.
33:31I'll make you pairs.
33:32Oh, the language of love.
33:34Want to learn?
33:35Want to check?
33:35You wish.
33:37Father of my babies.
33:40What?
33:42Sorry.
33:43Yeah, all right.
33:44Give me that.
33:48I paid for that.
33:50I'll do it.
33:55We have a winner, ladies and gentlemen!
33:59That was so good!
34:02What prize do you want, Quinny?
34:05Slappy hand!
34:07Slappy hand!
34:08I have a slappy hand!
34:09I have a slappy hand!
34:10All yours, darling.
34:21Thank you!
34:23I actually would have picked you,
34:25the studying sign.
34:27Yeah.
34:29I guess I've always been into watching people, you know?
34:32Trying to understand why they do the things they do.
34:36And after all the Rowan stuff, I had to sit counsellor.
34:40So...
34:40You know, that really helped me.
34:43Thought I'd like to help people in that way too.
34:48I'm really sorry about what happened.
34:52What Rowan did, it wasn't your fault.
34:54Or mine.
34:56And even though it was an awful experience,
35:00brought some really positive change into my life.
35:03Like meeting Noah.
35:04What?
35:04Oh, your boyfriend.
35:06You know?
35:08Oh, Missy.
35:09Keeps me updated.
35:10Oh.
35:16So how long is it?
35:17About a year.
35:19Yeah.
35:21After the fire, St Bruno's invited us to use their campus.
35:24Like, their oval art rooms.
35:27Sort of.
35:28He's a private school boy.
35:30Yeah, but like the least awful benefit of one.
35:33No, he's the best.
35:35Honest.
35:35Dependable.
35:37Loyal.
35:38That sounds like you're describing a dog.
35:42Well, dogs can't hold pants.
35:43So no risker than writing letters.
35:48Fuck.
35:51So, um...
35:52Not that it really matters much now, but...
35:55What did you write me?
36:00What?
36:08Uh...
36:10It was everything I was too afraid to say to you in person.
36:14Like what?
36:18Yeah.
36:23That I just...
36:25Oh.
36:28Hi, Liam.
36:30Anne-Marie.
36:31So sorry to interrupt this.
36:35The little Timmy in the car ahead puked up a...
36:38Sorry, you just...
36:41Puked up a daggy-doggle over Dracula.
36:44Yeah.
36:45Just ready to see the exit, eh?
36:50What?
36:51Yeah.
36:57Cody?
37:00Sasha.
37:01What are you doing here?
37:03Oh, my parents forced me to come and herd my feral brothers.
37:09Hey, I'm sorry about snapping in that meeting before.
37:13I...
37:13I should've just let you handle it.
37:16It's okay.
37:19Hey, Liz.
37:20What are you doing here?
37:23What?
37:24Oh!
37:25My feral hands!
37:26What, what, what, what, what, what?
37:31Sashie!
37:32Sashie!
37:33Look what I got!
37:34Kevin, I told you not to spend all of your money on that.
37:38Get here, we're going home!
37:39Hey, that's unfair!
37:40Mom said it wasn't right!
37:45It's time to immobilise. Operation Hedgehog is a goal.
37:47Time pool's closing in 30 minutes.
37:50It's go time.
37:59You heading off?
38:00I thought I'd stick around, actually.
38:03Need a ride, so...
38:05Did Mr. Tell you the, the full plan?
38:08To get revenge on those rich Bruno wankers.
38:11Okay, so you know you'll be waiting for that ride for, like, a while.
38:17Unless, I wait with you guys.
38:21A lot of bodies.
38:22Little chalk.
38:25But if you want to get intimate with someone's armpit for the next few hours, be my guest.
38:29Mm-hmm.
39:11No.
39:12No.
39:13No.
39:25It's car time.
39:27It's car time.
39:30The guys are insane.
39:32Seb's gonna shit himself.
39:34Roll up, roll up!
39:35Get your tickets to run!
39:36Guys, guys, guys, guys, stop asking around.
39:39We need to get this done and then we need to get the hell out of here.
39:42Alright.
39:43I'll get the mannequin up there.
39:44Great.
39:46It's a Tony frog mouth!
39:49Nightmare fuel is what that is.
39:50Jeez.
39:53It's alright, I'm good.
39:56It's alright, I'll get it.
39:57I've got this baby.
39:59Ah!
40:00Jesus.
40:01Nope, nope.
40:02Cannot do it.
40:03Aw.
40:03Not cool, dude.
40:04It's like a legit phobia.
40:06You're a legit pussy, dude.
40:08I'll fucking say that again.
40:09Okay, there cannot be a worse time for you guys to measure dicks.
40:11Please, please.
40:12Settle down.
40:13Babe, babe, babe.
40:14It's okay.
40:16Settle.
40:17Settle.
40:19I'm bored.
40:20Oh, okay.
40:22Don't.
40:22Forget.
40:24This.
40:25Alright.
40:26Uh, grab the rope.
40:28I'll just go keep lookout or whatever.
40:29Yeah, Missy, can you actually go do the same?
40:32This is our horror film stop.
40:33And you know what to do, buddy.
40:35Do you know what to do?
40:36I really need to have a wee.
40:39Impeccable timing, seriously.
40:41Go find a bush.
40:42Okay.
40:43Go with.
40:44Coming, Queenies.
40:55Come on.
40:56Go.
40:57Okay.
40:58Can you help me with it?
40:59Aye.
41:00Oh, jeez.
41:02Come on.
41:04Hold this up.
41:05Okay.
41:07Hurry up.
41:09Hold it.
41:10Hold it.
41:10Yeah, I've got it.
41:12Oh, my God.
41:16There we go.
41:17Oh, Bruno.
41:18Hey.
41:21Suck it, Sam.
41:25Jeez.
41:27Oh.
41:28Whoa.
41:33Whoa.
41:35What's going on?
41:37What's happening?
41:37I don't know.
41:38Let's learn now.
41:42Malachi!
41:43Malachi!
41:43Just leave it!
41:44No!
41:44Let's go!
41:45Oh, my God!
41:51Come on!
41:52Come on!
41:53Come on!
41:54Come on!
41:59Come on!
41:59Come on!
42:01Oi!
42:02Come here, you little prick!
42:06Come back!
42:07Come back here, you little shit!
42:08Fuck!
42:10Hey!
42:11Hey!
42:14Come back here!
42:33You're a dorky soul!
42:36La, la, la, la, la, la.
42:39Motion
42:39No, I'm on the radio!
42:42Let's go .
42:43Lay suis…
42:45Lay suis…
42:46Cansא� sulpa Chan si.
42:52Eco..wości…
42:5380 Night
43:02It's a
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