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Heartbreak High - Season 3 (2026) - Episode 03: The Root Room
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00:05You
00:16Wake up birthday girl
00:18I've got a surprise
00:24You
00:26It's not much of a surprise. I've seen it before. I put a little ribbon on it
00:40S and M forever spider
00:48I'll put it on your hand
00:50Come on
00:52It's great. Thank you
00:58By the way, I told everyone to dress in Missy cosplay tonight. Who's gonna want to be in the mood
01:03to party tonight?
01:06Guys in a coma
01:09Don't want you to stress about anything, okay?
01:16Today it's all about you, baby
01:20Probably should get going actually
01:25Oh, hey, one more thing one more thing one more thing. I don't have party shit to do. Just wait
01:28one minute. See you at school
01:29Oh
01:44Nurturing the needs of fauna is my life's calling if the agricultural society would honor me with a vet science
01:49scholarship
01:49It would allow me to channel my energy into mastering all things animal good
01:54Really good. Do you think you could well up a bit? I just think a single tear would be
02:00Why would I cry? Just add a little sauce to it
02:05What up people this is homeroom get your grubby hands off that
02:10Quinny gave it to me got some good shit
02:14The graduation video needs different perspectives to accurately represent the student body
02:17Without nudity obscenity and defamation of the school
02:25For the most part
02:26Let's take it from the top and Quinny
02:29This time I want you to think about that little bug with the broken leg we found yesterday
02:35Feel it
02:39Action
02:39Are you sure you're done with acting?
02:41Cut too many interruptions. Let's respect the process, babe
02:44It's okay. I don't want it to sound overly rehearsed anyway
02:47Fair enough
02:47Well, is this them checking your life of good character or whatever?
02:53Uh people of good character don't put people in a coma
02:57I know that what happened was
03:03Shit but if you like think about it it's like not our fault
03:10It was a freak accident so let's not think about it
03:15It's okay
03:16Quinny
03:18You are going to smash this
03:20And we are going to celebrate your scholarship tonight at Missy's
03:25Um, what are you still doing here your audition?
03:28Oh, yeah about that
03:30I am just not sure that's my vibe anymore
03:35What does that even mean?
03:36If I don't need drama for pre-reqs can I drop out of showcase?
03:40Absolutely not
03:41Well, just because you're willing to let yourself down doesn't mean you can do the same
03:44to Spencer and Zoe
03:45Still need the marks for the HSC, right?
03:47Yeah, exactly
03:49This isn't you
03:51Giving up on your dreams like this
03:54What's going on?
03:57Dreams die every day, Miss
03:59You need to be so dramatic
04:10Sorry about this
04:12I pay people what I owe them
04:14It's not your fault we have to shut up early
04:16You're definitely not reopening
04:17Not while work watch are investigating
04:19They've got to talk to all the staff
04:21Do a report, could take ages
04:23Insurance will keep us afloat though
04:24If they ever answer their damn phone
04:27Can't stay away from me, Harper
04:28Hey, no time for flirting
04:30Freezers need cleaning out
04:31I can multitask, thank you
04:33I'm actually a master at it
04:34You're a bullshit artist, it's what you are
04:37I can stay and help
04:38I can't pay you
04:39All good
04:41Chuck an apron on
04:43Yeah
04:45Yes, I'm here
04:48Um, yeah
04:49That's Jackie for thanks
04:51Yes, she hates charity
04:53But at this point we kind of need it
05:00Clancy's in hospital
05:01And they're closed indefinitely
05:03Because of what one of us did
05:06Nah, like we were all in on the prank
05:08Who would go rogue like that?
05:10We were the only ones anywhere near the control booth
05:12Ride doesn't just turn on by itself
05:15Yeah, but you're going off one showy's word
05:17Like
05:19I don't know
05:20I just can't believe that it could be any of us
05:23You know
05:24I just wish I hadn't agreed to it
05:28Hey, the carnival's getting a payout
05:30And we're all getting to graduate
05:32So let's just focus on exams
05:34And turn that frown upside down
05:37No
05:38Down
05:39No
05:39Down
05:40Yeah
05:48Down
05:50You're Harper McCline
05:52Yeah
05:53We're from Workwatch
05:54We were hoping to ask you a few questions
05:55About the accident that happened at Wilder's Carnival
06:01Happy birthday
06:04Thank you
06:05I'm actually on a special diet for training
06:07I'm sorry I should have said something
06:09Oh no
06:11More for me, I guess
06:15So, uh, what happens next year?
06:18Oh, you get drafted
06:20Spider gonna be your wag
06:22Uh
06:24Hey, did you hear about that guy from the carnival?
06:28It's pretty messed up, eh?
06:31I should be grateful I got off lightly
06:35I'd be more grateful if I was on a plane, but
06:38I'm so sorry
06:41Why? What do you have to be sorry for?
06:45I chose to climb it
06:45Yeah, but I told you to meet us there
06:48You wouldn't have gotten hurt if I...
06:50Ah, I wanted to come
06:54Why didn't you identify yourself as an employee?
06:57Don't know
06:57Must have forgot
06:59Were you fully trained in the end of shift procedure?
07:01To return and log all key sets each night?
07:03Yeah
07:03But you didn't return your set on the night of the incident
07:06Why?
07:07Because no one does
07:09We all take them home and then return them at the end of the week
07:15Oh, sorry, don't mind Darude
07:17What a cute little guy
07:18Oh, you want to hold him? He's fully house trained
07:20Almost a little too affectionate like a feathered dog
07:22Um, as Bobo?
07:26Yeah, all right
07:28So the keys
07:29The keys don't matter
07:30It's not like the place is a fortress
07:33Have there been break-ins?
07:35Oh, hold on
07:37I never said that
07:38You implied?
07:39No, I meant that there could be
07:40Not that there was
07:41So security is lax?
07:43No, I didn't
07:45They keep an eye on the place
07:47But the caravans are right there
07:48Clancy even sleeps with the rides when he's had a few too many at knockoff
07:53So if you wanted to break in, how would you go about it?
07:56I wouldn't
07:57But you said
07:57I meant that anyone could
08:02I mean, you've seen those fences
08:04It's not like they'd be hard to jump
08:06Are we done here?
08:07Sorry, we've just got a lot on
08:08We've got study to do
08:09A party to get ready for
08:11You know, so
08:19I don't know
08:21Thanks for your time
08:36Principal Woods is lending us her office for the interview
08:38Well, I think of it more as getting to know you, chat
08:40The board always likes to get as much insight as possible on our short list of candidates
08:45But they've had science scholarship
08:47Hence the school visit
08:48It's the only way to guarantee
08:50A filly comes from a good foundation stock
08:52Pardon me?
08:53Well, a horse's true personality shines through in the paddock
08:57Not on the track
08:58Oh, it's just like the argument that you laid out on your paper and imported such warm blood semen
09:02Exactly
09:03You've done your research
09:04Well, I mean
09:05My personal favourite is Farlap
09:08A very famous horse from New Zealand
09:11Anyway, as much as I like to stand around and talk sperm all day
09:14Why don't we start the tour?
09:16Marvellous
09:17After you
09:17Okay
09:19Okay
09:24We're very proud of the accomplishment
09:28So yes, here we are
09:30Quinny's sensory room
09:33I really wanted to create a place that I could go when the world got too much
09:36Somewhere where I could escape and really make sure that I
09:39This coochie web, baby
09:40You ain't gotta use my speed
09:41No
09:42No
09:42No
09:42No
09:45No
09:45No
09:46No!
09:47Shit!
09:58Psst. Yo.
10:01Hey.
10:03You guys seen Missy?
10:05No.
10:06She's probably getting a raid on her.
10:08When your velvet thorns just dropped.
10:10This one has a strap on unicorn.
10:12No spoilers.
10:13Maybe you should spend a bit more time actually trying to get some
10:15instead of just reading about it, dude.
10:18I can't exactly get this, idiot.
10:20Finally figured out the fairies aren't real, have you?
10:22No.
10:24And it's girl and girl, which has an ally I fully support.
10:27Well, the whole thing's lesbian.
10:32What do you think a velvet throne is, King?
10:36Missy loves it.
10:37Oi! Two girls just got caught muff diving in the sensory room!
10:43Well, now you know where Missy is.
10:47Wait.
10:48Now wait, wait!
10:48I'm kidding!
10:50Oh.
10:51Yeah.
10:52Obviously.
10:53Haha.
11:05Oh, my God.
11:23Hey, you okay?
11:25Did you hear two girls just got caught rooting in this sensory room?
11:32Well, I'm disappointed.
11:35Taimunda.
11:41And Sasha.
11:44Expected a lot more from you.
11:47So.
12:09You've both let yourselves down.
12:15Sex can be a beautiful thing.
12:18But if you're going to do it at school, not so beautiful.
12:23Congratulations.
12:24Sex school has graduated into a full-blown brothel.
12:28Taz has been renting out the sensory room.
12:30As, wait for it, the root room.
12:33Whoa.
12:34Zoe got that from her accomplice.
12:35Check the membership tiers.
12:44Bronze beast blowies.
12:48Silver centaur squirts.
12:51Golden gay time gags.
12:53What the hell is a platinum pixie?
12:57Prefer a friend with the code roottastic.
13:00That's not mine.
13:01I covered this notebook for you, Taimana.
13:05Okay.
13:06Is this the kind of school that punishes entrepreneurial minds?
13:09Having sex at school is a certain kind of stupid.
13:12Monetising it is criminal.
13:14Who else is involved?
13:16Artie Jennings and you're right.
13:17Nope.
13:17No, he's not.
13:19It was just me.
13:20Not only have you sullied my sensory room,
13:23but I am this close to getting that scholarship.
13:28You might have just cost me my chance.
13:32Guess you'll have to suspend me then, eh?
13:34Suspend?
13:35No.
13:36Expel her.
13:38Then exorcise her.
13:39Wait, no, you can't do that.
13:40What?
13:41What?
13:42That's exactly what she wants.
13:48Okay, Quinny.
13:52Given that you and Sasha work so hard for that room.
14:00What's your suggestion?
14:07Knock, knock.
14:12Here she is.
14:17Looking good.
14:20Oh, gosh, that's low.
14:23Heh.
14:27Need some of that.
14:31That's lube.
14:35Oh.
14:38Gosh.
14:47So, is it true, what Quinny said?
14:51That you want to be sent home?
14:54To who?
14:56I'm here with you because no one else wants me.
14:59That is so far from the truth, Taimana.
15:03It's Taz.
15:05Sorry, Taz.
15:07I'm still getting used to it.
15:09Mm-hmm.
15:13I'm a principal.
15:16Haven't been a parent before.
15:18So, I know I'm not getting everything right, you know.
15:23I like asking you if you need an allowance.
15:26You need money, just...
15:28Just ask.
15:34Okay.
15:35Oh, gosh.
15:38Good luck.
15:40See you later.
15:43Huh.
16:02I love you.
16:04Well, I love you.
16:06Oh, Boh-oh.
16:07Oh, my God.
16:07Oh, God.
16:07Oh, God.
16:08Oh, God, I love you.
16:08Oh, God.
16:10Oh, God.
16:11Hey, I know you said you were busy, but I got two tickets for Tuesday night, just in case, on
16:17the fridge.
16:19Hey, careful!
16:21No!
16:22Tuesday? Yeah, for showcase.
16:28My performance piece?
16:32Or maybe something in your schedule that cancelled or whatever.
16:35Oh, unlikely. I have to go to Kevin's parent-teacher interview. I need to talk about him.
16:41And your dad's shifts are set in stone. All your friends will be there. Plus, we'll come to the next
16:45one, okay?
16:49There's no next one.
16:53This is sick.
16:59Supposed to save my marks for the HSC.
17:05It won't matter when I'm in jail.
17:07I'm sure you did okay in the interview.
17:10Basically gave them a break in how-to.
17:12It wasn't that bad.
17:13Also, they don't have any actual evidence of anything to share.
17:16Yes.
17:18Clancy nearly died. They're not just gonna stop digging.
17:21For what? There's nothing to find.
17:23Uh, hello? Any of the showies could have seen me there late.
17:28Or...my car.
17:29And my little performance is probably gonna make me prime suspect now.
17:36Okay.
17:38Okay, maybe you're right. Maybe one of our so-called mates did this.
17:42And so, when we get to Missy's party, we're gonna figure out which one.
17:47You're not going down for this, Hobbs.
17:51I'm gonna do this.
17:52I'm gonna do this.
17:54No.
18:01No.
18:02Missy, happy birthday.
18:04Bye.
18:08Hello.
18:09Hello.
18:10Why?
18:12Aww.
18:13Must be getting sick of me already.
18:15Yeah.
18:16What's up with your mate's outfits?
18:18They all decided to dress up as me.
18:20Little shits.
18:22But I love them.
18:24You heard about this?
18:25Hey?
18:26Zoe and Felix are getting a place near uni.
18:29I mean, most of the rentals we looked at have been shitholes, but at least I get to wake
18:34up next to that gorgeous specimen.
18:37Strong legs like a cassowary.
18:38Honey!
18:41You should get in on it.
18:42Move out with Spider and get a place before.
18:45Oh, nah.
18:47Next year's a fair way off anyway.
18:49Might have managed to stuff up all my plans before then.
18:52Let me have it!
18:54Oi!
18:55No, please don't touch it!
18:57No!
18:58There you go.
19:01Need anything else, Aunty Laurel?
19:03Yeah.
19:04Do you know what's at the birthday girl's ass?
19:07I have.
19:10Woo!
19:11Birthday bitch!
19:14I see that.
19:16Kneeing a tool belt.
19:17Nailing that wood.
19:20Maybe I've been looking at my future all wrong.
19:23Screw acting.
19:25You're so good.
19:27Carpentry sounds hot.
19:29Yeah.
19:31Nah.
19:32I'm not really sure how I feel about it.
19:34Mums are like, it's a good enough job for Jesus.
19:37No uni, right?
19:38No.
19:39Just a four year apprenticeship earning peanuts.
19:43Yeah.
19:45Zoe.
19:46I just want to say, I love you.
19:49Come again?
19:50I did.
19:51Velvet Thrones changed me.
19:53I didn't write it!
19:55It's got me really curious about, like, pegging, you know?
20:00Hey.
20:02Every potential suspect is here.
20:04We're playing a chill, right?
20:05We don't want to ruin Missy's party.
20:07Why do we even start?
20:09It's okay.
20:10We just need to figure out who had the opportunity to get in the doghouse and turn on the ride.
20:16Sorry.
20:17Sorry.
20:17What the heck is she busy?
20:19What's what she's doing here?
20:22Someone better on the head.
20:24I mean, he's one of Missy's best mates.
20:28Oh.
20:29That's Malachi?
20:30Yup.
20:32Oh.
20:33So you and Darren are, like, fully open?
20:35Oh, yeah.
20:36Yeah, man.
20:37Um, just for, like, hookups and stuff.
20:40Yeah.
20:40Um, took us a little while to get there, but, um, we did.
20:44Yeah, I had to get, like, real good at all that talking and listening shit.
20:50I mean, you know, still didn't listen to me when I told him not to do that stupid thing.
20:53Prank, but, you know.
20:55It's what I get for trying to impress a girl, huh?
20:59Oh, like, I didn't mean...
21:01I didn't hear shit.
21:02Yeah.
21:02No, you know.
21:03You're all good.
21:04Yeah.
21:06I was just sitting still around here.
21:10Just...
21:10Too much history.
21:12No, like, bro, if you ever need to keep busy, just come hang out at the bowler.
21:17Sorry, dude.
21:19Is that Amory's new guy?
21:22Yeah.
21:24Um...
21:31Um...
21:32Oh.
21:39Nice to finally get a bit of alone time.
21:43Thank you for helping set everything up.
21:45Yeah.
21:46You know, Laurel slipped me 50 bucks, so...
21:51I'm your boyfriend.
21:53It's all part of the gig.
21:55There!
21:56You missed you!
21:58Oh, you killed me.
21:59Oh, you killed me!
22:03Wow.
22:04I saw you.
22:05Yes.
22:08I knowable.
22:09It's gone.
22:10helped you let it finish an appointment until the aga market ended.
22:18Wow.
22:23一 circles it way
22:24...
22:38Predictable and derivative.
22:40Zero stars.
22:41Take that!
22:42I've got to tell Mom!
22:44Mom!
22:54Piss off, Kevin!
22:58Oh, your mom let me in.
23:01What are you doing here?
23:03I got your address from school records.
23:05Oh, right.
23:06My auntie needs a better password.
23:08It's not safe.
23:09Join and bark, one, two, three.
23:14Oh.
23:26Please tell me you are not studying.
23:28I'm on my fifth draft of an email to Neil.
23:30Your horse breeder guy?
23:31No, just as my entire future guy.
23:35Okay, so I need to find the perfect balance between
23:38great to meet you, I'm totally normal by the way,
23:40please can we reschedule the interview
23:42and also sorry about the teen sex.
23:47I'm not sure how, but somehow you've nailed it.
23:50I'm not surprised.
23:54Set.
23:55No, no, no, no, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done.
23:57Jellyfish, I promise.
23:59Let's go forth and party.
24:04Party.
24:09Okay, time to get serious.
24:11This is perfect.
24:13Okay, this is the ride.
24:14Who's our suspects?
24:16Get your tickets to the ride.
24:17Okay, guys, guys, guys, stop asking.
24:19There's no way down in Quinny, whatever.
24:25Wait, there's a huge generator right there.
24:28Relevant how?
24:29Well, someone could have double-backed by it to the booth without us seeing.
24:42Them.
24:44Which one?
24:45Spider was really pissed at Malachi when he took his place.
24:48If I can say that again.
24:49Okay, there could not be a worse time for you guys to measure dicks, please.
24:53Still 10% dickhead in there.
25:01You know you can't avoid woodsy forever.
25:04Yeah, but I can delay the inevitable birds and birds chat.
25:10Well, you know, it could be worse.
25:13Worse than losing your vice-captaincy.
25:19So, how are we going to get even?
25:24Against Quinny?
25:26It's her fault.
25:28No, it's really not.
25:30We did this to ourselves.
25:34We all did it to each other.
25:38Oh.
25:40Whose birthday is...
25:41No, that's...
25:42That's Missy's.
25:43Uh, she's having a party tonight, but I'm...
25:46I'm not going to go.
25:48Who is?
25:51Everyone.
25:54Then so should we.
26:04They were!
26:05They were!
26:06They were!
26:06Yeah!
26:07Yeah!
26:07Oh, thank you!
26:09Thank you!
26:09Thank you!
26:10Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:13You're afraid she's done with the D, aren't you?
26:16You're back off, Darren.
26:20A bicon like Missy?
26:22She would have her pick.
26:24She's not just suddenly over men.
26:27Not all men.
26:28Could just be you.
26:34Oh, you're actually worried about this, aren't you?
26:37What?
26:38No, I'm...
26:43Maybe.
26:47Maybe you should try opening your relationship.
26:51For a night.
26:53Like a hall pass.
26:54See if she picks.
26:56Feel your fall.
26:59A chick with a child?
27:00No.
27:02Dude one.
27:03A stallion.
27:05That.
27:06Quinny's horseshoe is really rubbing off on me.
27:10What?
27:11Nothing.
27:12Anyway, at least that way we'll get your answer.
27:20Great.
27:23Why so blue, Blondie?
27:25What?
27:26Everything okay?
27:28Yeah.
27:29It's a body.
27:30I can prove it.
27:32Beer pong.
27:42Oi, drink.
27:48Since when was he a chill loser?
27:51Hey, you seem a little off.
27:53Anything you want to get off your chest?
27:55Nothing with you two.
27:57That'll be that 10% dickhead.
28:00Fine, but when we repress our truth, it never stays hidden for long.
28:04What makes you say that?
28:06I have a sense for these things.
28:13Do you think that Missy is repressing her truth?
28:18Why?
28:19Do you?
28:21She's just been so weird the last few days.
28:25You mean like since the carnival?
28:28Yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:29I guess.
28:30Like maybe she's hiding something?
28:33I don't know.
28:34Maybe.
28:38Yeah.
28:39Yeah.
28:44Hey.
28:49Yeah.
28:52No, it's fine.
28:54No, it's fine.
28:55It's Malachi.
28:55Hello.
28:56All right.
28:57Hi.
29:01And you are?
29:03Oh, my name's Noah.
29:07I'm Marie's boyfriend.
29:09Right.
29:09Yeah.
29:12It's nice to meet you, man.
29:14Yeah, you too.
29:15Thanks, man.
29:16Cheers.
29:18Oh, catch you later.
29:20Yeah, right.
29:25It's a nice outfit, man.
29:28Oh, yeah.
29:32It sucks about your shoulder, by the way.
29:34Yeah.
29:35I broke my tip in fib once.
29:37Kills.
29:37Yeah.
29:39Yeah.
29:39Nothing beats getting a sack whack in a scrum there.
29:41Yeah.
29:45Rugby.
29:47This was just a bad backflip, so.
29:50Nice, nice.
29:51It's cool, man.
29:52I know.
29:54Amory told me the whole story, so.
29:57She did?
29:57Yeah, it's her, uh, it's our thing.
30:02No secrets.
30:03Just, she's been burnt before, so we just try to keep it, um,
30:08not by you or anything.
30:09No, no, sorry.
30:10I mean, I know about all that, um, stuff.
30:16So, Geneva.
30:18I haven't been there since a snowboarding trip when I was nine.
30:22It was really good.
30:23It was really cool.
30:24Um, do you like sports or anything?
30:28Uh, not really.
30:29No?
30:30Yeah, um, I don't really like beer, but just drink it anyways.
30:40Yeah, just, just be cool.
30:43Cool?
30:44Yeah.
30:53I'm gonna go.
30:54Okay.
30:59Didn't think you'd come.
31:01Yeah, what?
31:02And they sat on watching you lot get drunk and make dicks of yourselves.
31:08You're just not.
31:14I, I...
31:19Are you on the guest list?
31:22Damn.
31:23Should've got you security for the root room.
31:30Curious.
31:32Did you shut us down because you're jealous?
31:35Hey, no, no judgment.
31:37I'd be a knack too if everyone else was getting some but me.
31:43You know, whatever level of trauma you have doesn't justify you acting out in such as
31:46for plays for attention.
31:48Yeah.
32:05Come on.
32:07Come on.
32:07Please reply.
32:08Please reply.
32:16Ah, my boyfriend and my ex having a casual chat.
32:20None of that for me.
32:22Oh, look at them.
32:24They're becoming friends.
32:26Hopefully it's just friends this time.
32:28I do not need any more plot twists today.
32:32Hey, my guys.
32:34Uh, I'm just gonna take good old Noah here.
32:41That is the most just Ken dude I've ever...
32:45Why does she let him walk around unsupervised?
32:48Yeah, we have more pressing things to sort out.
32:52Oh, what are you two up to?
32:53How did that happen?
32:54I don't know.
32:55I just thought I'd rip the band-aid off.
32:56Are you cooked?
32:57Always leave the band-aid on.
32:59Everyone knows that.
32:59Oh, wouldn't Amory have seen someone turn back?
33:01She was pretty focused on the ride.
33:03Right, but who would even have a reason to do that?
33:06Also, you never mentioned the guy was a black belt in absolute silence.
33:09Sir, his whole MO was randomly shutting me up.
33:11Meanwhile, um, super subtle use of the signal.
33:13Yeah, sorry.
33:14I didn't know what else to do.
33:15What?!
33:15Wait, wait.
33:16Let me finish.
33:16Oh, that is bad.
33:18Harper, what did you say?
33:20You did this to me.
33:21Malakai, please don't.
33:22You fucked up my shoulder.
33:23Whoa.
33:24Hammond Harper found out the old fella didn't do it.
33:27One of us had to turn it all on.
33:28Hey, well, don't do this here, bros.
33:30I didn't do it.
33:31Who else even would?
33:33Turned on what?
33:35The, um, the...
33:37I did the sprinklers.
33:39Someone turned on the sprinklers and Malakai got wet.
33:45He slipped right over.
33:46Yep.
33:48Right.
33:49What do we have here?
34:09I got you.
34:11It had to be me.
34:12Not necessarily.
34:13Of course it was.
34:14Based on what?
34:15I don't know.
34:15The guy hates me and I embarrass the shit out of him.
34:17Oh, get over yourself.
34:19It wasn't me.
34:20Wait, are we still talking about a sprinkler?
34:22Yes.
34:22Yes.
34:23Maybe there were water restrictions or something?
34:26Get back in your box, Malakai.
34:27You don't even know what you're on about.
34:28Let's go, Felix.
34:29Could have been any one of us.
34:30Only two people walked past the blind spot and could have doubled back.
34:35It's far to seem like the obvious choice, but there's also you.
34:42Oh, ha, ha, Amory.
34:45Missy, if you don't own up, we're all screwed.
34:49You serious?
34:50Maybe you're defending your boyfriend's honor.
34:52Yeah, as if he can defend himself.
34:53I don't like doing this, Missy, okay, but if you would push the button...
34:57You love doing this.
34:58You always gotta be stirring shit.
35:00Shut up, shut up.
35:01No, no, no, no, no.
35:02What about you, Amory?
35:03You were on the ground by yourself.
35:04Pretty bloody quick to point the finger, aren't ya?
35:06Well, I'm not the one who's been off since that night, like they're hiding something.
35:10And I am, according to who?
35:22I didn't, I didn't, I didn't mean...
35:28Did you talk to him about us?
35:29No, that's not what I meant.
35:30Hey, Miss, speeches?
35:35I didn't mean it, I didn't mean it.
35:39I didn't mean it.
35:43Thanks, Mum and Dad, for throwing another great party.
35:46Let's keep you short and sweet.
35:48Like Missy.
35:50You've been a pain in my ass for years.
35:55That's all I've got to say.
35:58I just want to give a big thank you to the fam for putting up with her.
36:02And you ratbags.
36:03Are friends.
36:05Missy's got herself a solid crew for life.
36:12Nah, I can't wait for next year to be rid of all you dogs.
36:17Can I just say a few words?
36:18No, you've said enough.
36:22First chance you get, you throw me under the bus.
36:24It's not friendship, that's tragic.
36:29How about some cake?
36:35Miss.
36:53There's confetti all through my bed now.
36:55Thanks for that.
37:10Why'd you talk to Ademarie about me?
37:12Because something is up.
37:15This morning, the way that you bailed...
37:17I had plans.
37:17Yeah, but we were about to, like...
37:19What even is your point right now?
37:20Do you want to do it with someone else? Is that...
37:22What?
37:26We could try a hall pass and, like, just a one-off thing and...
37:29And then...
37:30Go home, Spider.
37:31Had enough BS for one night.
37:54Oh, I don't want to hear it right now.
37:57Sash?
37:59Sure.
38:05Look, I don't...
38:07I don't know what any of that was.
38:11I don't care.
38:16But are you okay?
38:31Anne-Marie does it again.
38:36Okay, you are angry.
38:38I am shutting up and listening.
38:39Look, I told you all.
38:41I asked you not to go through with that stupid revenge prank.
38:47You couldn't have known how it would go.
38:50I was locked up.
38:53Now, finally, life is good.
38:56Safe.
38:57And you lo...
38:58It's like you want to blow it up.
39:00It was a bad choice and...
39:02I regret it.
39:03I don't want us to get dragged down again.
39:06Okay?
39:06For the first time ever, I love my life.
39:09So do I.
39:11And we are going to keep it that way.
39:14Promise.
39:20I think we can all agree mistakes were made.
39:24Reckon Missy's okay?
39:35So that man is in hospice.
39:43Shit.
39:44I mean, that's completely fucked.
39:50I know you didn't start that ride.
39:52You wouldn't.
39:54Thanks.
40:01Sorry I've been such a bitch.
40:07Me too.
40:10I've been so anti-spider, but you guys seem happy.
40:15I love you.
40:18Right?
40:22I don't know.
40:23I've just been freaking out a bit.
40:26Something's off between us.
40:29With me.
40:31I think I've just been stressing out about what's happened at the carnival and I'm taking it out on him.
40:42I don't know.
40:43Oh, my God.
40:45Yeah, it's official now.
40:47We're screwed.
40:52Work watch got Clancy's blood test back.
40:55What's that got to do with the accident?
40:57Well, they're saying that the useless bastard was drinking on the job.
41:00Shit.
41:01Yeah, so they looked into his paperwork and he didn't sign off on all the safety checks for the day.
41:07They're calling it mechanical failure.
41:10Wait, so no one turned on the ride?
41:12They reckon it malfunctioned, but it's bullshit.
41:15Yeah, they just want to close the case or whatever.
41:18So why are you cupping hate from the papers then?
41:20Well, because it looks like we tried doing an insurance job.
41:23Wait, I cancelled the order.
41:25I've got no record of that.
41:27Not my fault.
41:28I can't afford this, mate.
41:29We're totally skinned.
41:32Oh, we owe Missy a massive apology.
41:35And Spidey are a slightly smaller one.
41:37They're not getting an insurance payout.
41:39Oh yeah, the ride switched on by itself.
41:42Just seeing Jackie sucks, but it's not my fault.
41:47So that makes it okay?
41:49Well, legally and stuff, yeah.
41:53Pops, Pops, you're in the clear.
41:55That's all that matters.
41:58Trust me, everything's gonna be okay.
42:20Thanks for the deal over, I'm glad you could fit me in.
42:22It's always best to get back in the saddle as quickly as possible.
42:26I don't remember there quite being so much listerous yesterday.
42:30Queenie!
42:33Oh, sorry.
42:34Uh, Saren, this is Neil from the Alcoholics Society.
42:37The horse guy.
42:38Uh, Queenie?
42:40Well, if it isn't the smut queen herself!
42:43I've been copping shit for months!
42:46And this whole time it was you!
42:48How did she live?
42:49Ugh!
42:51What?
42:52Unbelievable!
42:52What was that?
42:55Why didn't you tell me you wrote Velvet Toad?
43:01Neil, let's go inside and get started?
43:04In retrospect, your passion for horse breeding should have raised the red flag.
43:11Your scholarship application can progress no further.
43:15We all love horses, but bestiality is against our ethos.
43:20And the law.
43:22What are you doing?
43:23Neil!
43:25Neil, what?
43:27Why does he think that?
43:30The part about the centaur who likes to watch?
43:36Should I do this out on the scholarship because
43:40because he thinks my interest in horse is sexual?
43:52What do you think?
44:07Do you think that?
44:21What do you think that appears at the sacrifice?
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