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Canada Shore - Season 1 - Episode 04: Shorty Want a T-shirt?
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00:03this program contains strong language sexual scenes and references from the beginning and
00:09throughout previously on canada shore oh the bus is calling hey bitches the next time i see the
00:16roomies it's gonna be in person bitch i'll take this bag i have super high standards i'm not
00:24sleeping in a bunk bed yo i claimed here this motherfucker put a suitcase down
00:29yo fucking chris i don't get it i don't get you i don't get where we're at riley and emmett
00:36are
00:36very hot and cold i don't know if they're on good terms or bad terms where's ethan tell him i'm
00:46cuddling with him seeing lila and ethan's bed is so confusing it's rose like do you like him or do
00:51you not i don't want to be here anymore like i actually want to go home okay bitch don't go
00:56the
01:00big boom in the room can't handle us i just want to party like i can't help it you never
01:05know what
01:06you're gonna get today i want hot boys and i want to drink rose i don't like people telling me
01:12what
01:12to do i'm hot flirty and i'm fucking insane i'm a high energy gold retriever look at me sexy young
01:18and turnt cold beer hot girls let's go i don't remember what i did last night overall i make the
01:25wrong choices
01:31i want to go home so bad are you not having fun no i'm not having fun at all lila
01:40she's going through it
01:41she's like hella drunk then chris comes in and starts talking shit on ethan so now there's a
01:47whole lot of things going through her head it's all like fucking same shit different fucking toilet
01:52every single fucking day you okay i'm fucking annoyed she really wants to cuddle with you you
01:57okay no not anymore and i'm sick she's going through she said she wants to go home chris came in
02:02here
02:02talk hella shit oh my god i want my dog you don't keep my dog yeah i love dogs my
02:09dog fucking died two
02:10years ago oh my god stop stop stop stop stop don't start crying me and isaiah started off pretty rocky
02:19but now i do see him like an older brother and now i know i can go to him for
02:24any problems that i have
02:25tell me what kind of dog you have it's half maltese half yorky i'm really messing it's a little fucking
02:40you know what's good though yeah it's kind of awesome that you get to uh appreciate something
02:45in life where you miss it so much you must be pretty lucky to have a life like that right
02:50now i'm gonna cry yes think about it you gotta appreciate light when you got darkness
02:55so right now okay socrates you can wrap it up you'll be okay i don't want to go home anymore
03:04it was a moment i would love to see my dog but besides that sometimes i just feel really isolated
03:10alone in this house and i really need to like snap out of that and realize like you're somewhere
03:14because you're supposed to be there i wanted to eat fruit loops and cuddle me too i did it my
03:21intentions coming here were not to like fall in love or anything crazy like that but with
03:26our it's really hard when he looks like that and there's a room right there like waiting for us
03:32we should do the jungle tonight though just for cuddles yeah i wouldn't mind sleeping like that yeah
03:37okay let's just do it yeah our goal our mission is to cuddle well no just cuddle oh my god
03:45like this
03:45this is so cozy wow wow you look like a poster cover right now that's insane
04:12i don't know what got into me last night lila and i got into our first little fight last night
04:19out of anybody in the house lila the one person i can be like my true authentic self with
04:25i need to pull lila aside so we can clear the air and let her know that i'm sorry for
04:29lashing out
04:30i was mean sorry i wasn't mad at you no i know we would get over it so quickly right
04:36still i still
04:38want you to feel that like you can still tell me things and i'm not going to be like a
04:41fucking
04:41asshole or yell at you about it i don't know why i freaked out i think everything's going to be
04:45fine
04:45between me and chris in that moment i would have liked a little more you know compassion from him
04:50but it is what it is i think i'd go nuts if chris wasn't here
04:57literally talking to lila and like clearing the air i feel like a new bitch
05:02the new chris era is going to be positive it's going to be hot it's going to be sexy
05:08and maybe a little bit messy good morning everyone wait what the fuck you look so hot
05:14with your hair oh thank you oh my god yes thank you i love your hair thank you everyone has
05:22energy
05:23i know i want to race all you guys and have all of you guys lose against me
05:28isaiah can you run faster than you i think a lot of the guys underestimate me like i was a
05:34track star
05:35in high school i can literally bet my money that i'll beat you okay i can't remember the last
05:39time someone beat me in a race like i literally raced a meth head and i won
05:45it's a true story if you lose this race you're cleaning those sheets and we're switching beds
05:53all right down oh are we shaking on it shake on it shake on it right now we're switching beds
05:59no chris do not do this isaiah's legs are longer than chris's entire body
06:08this is gonna end horribly why do you think you're so quick i don't know i just like to run
06:13my mouth
06:15imagine chris in this is bed he'll be so mad he'll be like i didn't say that
06:20yeah i'm ready to go i'm not intimidated by you chris has the best bed in the house
06:25so he better show up with his a-game rules the bunk beds he goes on your marks get set
06:32go
06:34go chris go chris go chris
06:39you mad slow you mad slow come on real boy
06:44i slept i slept yo i knew damn well i was gonna beat chris in that race
06:51i'm not wearing shoes that's part of the game that's part of the game that race was not fair
06:56isaiah is like five years older than me and i have like an ankle injury from a week ago that
07:02i didn't
07:02disclose yay good job how's it going how you doing that's how you wanted i knew isaiah was gonna win
07:08come on it's my baby now i get to cuddle with my man in the big bed so i don't
07:13give a
07:13furk what a great way to ruin my fucking day
07:29oh god my vagina is out we're not in jersey anymore bitches
07:37i'm so excited to surprise my babies mom is here today and we're gonna party and we're gonna
07:43get to work when they see me in person they're gonna freak out these bitches aren't ready for me
07:47how are the spiders here they have big spiders don't look there's a spider stop where is it
07:55it's it's it's far away from real they're tanning salon here do they do gtl i could do so much
08:03damage
08:03in this town definitely get arrested what the hell oh my god i need to live here this is beautiful
08:13like this is basically jersey shore but 10 times richer these bitches are not ready for moma
08:23party is here no fucking way it's snooki
08:38snooki is here she comes in she's like two feet tall this house is phenomenal like i want to move
08:45to canada we're gonna start off with some mimosas so
08:50not a lot of people can say they had morning mimosas with snooki
08:54i mean even though it's only nine o'clock it's five o'clock somewhere so enough
09:02about me i want to know who's hooking up in the house i feel like i need to get the
09:06tea
09:06i love the tea especially when i'm not involved i'll give you a walk through right now if you want
09:11yes please bauer and kiera he shares tongues with her emmett and riley have shared tongues many times
09:17why are you making it grosser than it needs like shared tongues we kissed tonight who gives a
09:22fuck she's been through it speak up motherfuckers so i spoke up we're gonna do a house tour because
09:27i'm really excited to see the house oh my god this is so pretty holy like this is a mansion
09:34oh my god
09:35you have a duck phone stop this is so nostalgic dad i got arrested
09:44i don't know there's a lot of memories coming back this is the jungle room
09:49oh okay so this is a smush room yeah i'm not gonna touch anything
09:56it looks beautiful who had sex in here already those two no we cuddled all we we're grown here
10:04it's okay power it was a contained zoo in the in the jungle room it wasn't exactly the amazon
10:10this place is huge right so i definitely want to get a one-on-one with some of the roomies
10:15because i know a lot of stuff is happening sorry i'll call you six four oh my god yeah i
10:21know that
10:21you are in a nice relationship i mean she's gorgeous a situation ship i wouldn't say relationship
10:27i thought you guys were in love i mean i don't know what's in the canada water with me and
10:31emma
10:31it's been a roller coaster because for me i'm just like let's be friends like i'm not gonna catch
10:35feelings no you guys are definitely gonna look up more no i know you guys really love on each other
10:39and you want to have relationships but you also want to be sluts so what's the deal with ethan when
10:43i'm
10:43drunk i want to make out that's it well doesn't he make out with grandmas and i did the same
10:48thing
10:49i made out with the captain of the boat that was like an old ass nun no i can't i've
10:53been there so
10:53everybody in this house they're all confused even though i'm the queen of a gentleman as well
10:59obviously chris is the only gay guy in the house and he's with brolic like juice head guys so i
11:05just
11:05want to make sure he's okay it was really hard when i first came into the house like i'm not
11:10used to
11:11like hanging out with like a lot of guys so like being in the guy's room and hearing like
11:15the way they talk about these girls i remember like hating half my roommates yeah and i was like
11:23i want to leave i have never felt like an outcast in my life i'm always the life of the
11:28party the
11:28center of attention yeah it's not hard to make friends with me i mean at the end of the day
11:33there's
11:34gonna be drama and you're gonna hate each other yeah but you always have to freaking hash it out yeah
11:38you're gonna realize that you guys are roomies and besties i love that i don't know what's gonna
11:43happen with this bunch i just want everyone to be in a good headspace enjoy the process it's gonna
11:49be drama but freaking have a good time i know you guys are excited for me to come but now
11:57it's time
11:58to get to business what i'm boss mode now oh shit so you guys know that i used to work
12:04at a t-shirt
12:04shop in seaside heights that was our first job i hated it it was the worst job ever i love
12:10you
12:10danny but horrible you want a funnel beer it's 10 30 you're just sick a second ago do you want
12:16to do
12:17anything fun uh yeah let's make a sale i love that it's totally psychs me up you guys are going
12:22to be
12:22working at a t-shirt shop selling fucking t-shirts so it's going to be over a couple days but
12:30the first
12:31shift that's going to happen is lila and christopher yeah i am freaking out lila and i get to work
12:40together don't it up thank you so can we love you yeah yeah chris lila and chris i feel like
12:48they're a
12:48good time and usually a good time can sell a lot of shirts okay let's go about your outfits this
12:54is
12:54like about to be the best day of my life oh my god wait we look so hot right now
12:59it's actually
13:00unbelievable i'm so excited chris me and chris are like a dynamic duo this t-shirt shop needs to get
13:07ready for us bye bitches let's go working at a t-shirt shop this is like jersey shore history hey
13:22hey guys how's it going my name's dax nice to meet you guys dax is hot i wasn't expecting the
13:29boss to
13:30be so hot so we need all these t-shirts hung up okay you're very good looking oh thank you
13:36thank you
13:36letting you know he's young he's hot he looks like a good time hey i'll come back in a couple
13:42minutes check on you guys okay check on me anytime i actually hate you so much oh my god let's
13:51get
13:52juicy can of shore which one's you and which one's me this is you because you have a big ass
13:56oh so
13:58hot oh my god can we take a break hey guys i need you to stun quick oh we're trying
14:03our best yeah it's
14:04pretty simple i'm starting to be less attracted to dax and more annoyed by dax but once you're
14:11doing this we're trying our best i'm sorry we're gonna try to go quicker it's every two seconds he's
14:16like a fly on the wall in my ear you're not doing it fast enough you're not doing it right
14:22are we
14:23really taking that long oh yeah you guys are taking a minute so why don't you come help us and
14:27then maybe
14:28it'll go quicker you're just kind of standing around buddy i'm paying for this oh my god he's annoying me
14:33forget what i said about him being hot i'm so fucking over it he's so bugging annoying we're
14:37gonna start selling t-shirts now twenty dollars per t-shirt and i want you out there grabbing
14:41people and pulling them in here okay let's go chris you guys want to buy a shirt so the plan
14:47is say
14:48the shirts are 25 and then make people feel special by saying but for you it's 20. just because you're
14:55super cute 20 bucks we gotta pay 20 bucks if you keep running your mouth i'll up it by 10.
15:01then
15:01these broke people on this effing sidewalk are like can you do 15 i'm like get the hell out of
15:05here this is not a soup kitchen i think that lila's low-key scaring people away she is screaming at
15:13people do you want to buy a t-shirt you guys want to buy a t-shirt um seriously tough
15:21crowd out here
15:22guys stir up some business come on if you do not buy one you're just lame what's that i'm over
15:29it go
15:30i'll get someone else i'm already over it already ready to go home i just want to go drink oh
15:35my
15:36gosh do you want to buy a t-shirt no thank you i don't have any money with me oh
15:39it's okay the dog wants
15:41one oh my god her dog only has one five no it has three oh my god oh hi snucky
15:49oh she's not looking
15:51too please how are you guys doing not good lila's been a little bit lippy so she's been you're lippy
15:59she's been a little bit lippy with me i wasn't trying to be i wouldn't have been lippy if you
16:04weren't such an asshole we're gonna go organize i'm so sorry for my little babies guys i know this
16:14is so annoying but you get the job done and then you go and party okay so i'm gonna show
16:19you how
16:20to sell a shirt lila and chris you know they're not really experienced with sales so i just want to
16:26step in just to be like you know this is how you sell clothes hi queen how are you so
16:31pretty yes so i feel
16:34like it's gonna get a little chilly so i think you should buy one of our shirts here you have
16:38to
16:38be like oh hey girl like you're looking good like this shirt will look amazing on you what size are
16:43you you're doing great sweetie you might have just started a trend see how it does work you're killing
16:50it you guys sit up you slay that see slaying thanks queen slaying oh my goodness come on chris
17:04close the door hello hi we have something to tell you guys whoever's working next keep an eye out for
17:14her dax he's hot but he really got fucking he snitched on me to snooki and was like she's really
17:19lippy
17:20like good work you're welcome good work you guys go lay in your bed oh my god yeah you gotta
17:26check
17:26your bed out chris oh i'm actually gonna clock a bed go ahead buddy i left you a little note
17:31dear chris i know this is hard for you but unfortunately you have lost your bed privileges
17:37a bet is a bet fucking isaiah acting like a little kid about this stupid bet that they made welcome
17:43to
17:43your new bed how exciting no thanks we're switching it back yeah no actually absolutely
17:51i will not let you guys treat chris like this lila a bet to bet i don't care about bet
17:56to bet
17:57i already deal with a lot being in that room with all those guys like the least i could have
18:01is my own
18:02bed buddy i'm six four you a little boy i don't give a if you're six four i'm sleeping in
18:08this bed no
18:09you're not chris is not gonna give up his bed and i know this is gonna cause drama so i'm
18:13trying
18:13to get isaiah to be the bigger person and just switch the fucking beds get off the fucking bed
18:18isaiah whyla shut the fuck up bro this is so fucked whyla shut up it's not fucked for me a
18:23bet
18:23is a bet you know what they say you know you've made your bed so you better lay in it
18:27they really
18:28want to piss me off family yeah i'm getting a fucking divorce then i think it's so stupid that you
18:33guys spent like your day off moving two mattresses like kind of like we will have this conversation
18:38after i've done a couple of drinks let's make the thirsty beaver something sick dude make it make
18:45it a frat party dude a couple practice shots we need to forget about all the and drama
18:51it's time to get turned up and have a house party come on let's go
18:56fucking hell yes step the line home girl oh we got beer pong we're playing beer pong
19:02having some drinks oh yeah it's a house party and a thirsty beaver tonight and i know one girl has
19:08a thirsty beaver hello drop it no shit oh my god
19:18you guys are having a party without us
19:22well well we're getting down at the thirsty beaver tonight the thirsty beaver sounds really disgusting
19:28to me when i think of a beaver i think of a vagina and it's like thirsty like i don't
19:33know it sounds
19:34nasty to me but i guess like that's the thing over here thirsty beaver okay you go first
19:40that's my baby girl we're all getting drunk you can definitely tell everybody's starting to feel
19:45good we are just all vibing so well we're having such a good time a bunch of hooligans going out
19:51of
19:51here hooligans come sit i'm gonna sit you know chris doesn't feel fully comfortable in that room he
20:00feels out of place i thought you as the grown man would be able to let go your stupid bet
20:04thing is a
20:05bet is a bet though i kind of just want what's best for everyone and i know that chris being
20:10in this
20:11lower bunk is gonna up the vibe even worse what is happening with your bed i was gone and then
20:17they
20:17took my bed and put on the bunk bed i'm not sleeping next to these disgusting dudes wait boys
20:23so what did you do with chris's bed so chris has the only single bed he made a bet and
20:28he shook on
20:28it okay if you beat me in a race you can take the non-bunk bed i wasn't wearing shoes
20:33now he's throwing
20:34a big fit because he doesn't want to oblige to the bet but a bet is a bet and he
20:37shook on it you've lost
20:38the bet bitch i'm mad at chris because he shook on it so i'm like all right you shook on
20:43it so like i
20:43really can't feel bad for you but like i do you can have your bed i don't give a
20:47actually i'm over it because i'm a bigger person i'm more mature okay we're done here
20:54i understand why you want your own space
20:57and that's fine all right you can have the bed i'm gonna have the bed i always got what i
21:04want
21:04i love you guys so much but i have to get home i gotta go back to jersey back to
21:09my children but
21:10jay is gonna be here i will be back soon and when i come back i want everyone to be
21:15kumbaya
21:15okay kumbaya i love you guys we love you so much we love you more i love you guys
21:22bye bye bye oh god i gotta get back home
21:38push
21:41bosses are gone the drinks are flowing and we're gonna keep the vibes going
21:52oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god are you seeing giselle at
22:00and i get the
22:06oh there you are what were you doing back there nothing you freak i think as they and i are
22:13ready to
22:14take that next step the sexual tension is just building and building and trust me i'm about to go
22:21wild in that jungle yeah here we go i'm trying to do a home run
22:30it never goes
22:38the shore house is feeling like a couples retreat
22:41and not a party spot i'm over it and more ain't too bad
22:49get the off the bed bitch oh okay i'm moving no no i don't want drama i bet your bet
22:56i got to
22:57oblige my bet chris you don't get to sleep here anymore you lost the bet you can't lift me up
23:02you're
23:02not strong enough i'm 200 pounds you can't even squat a plate oh no one's gonna take this bed away
23:07for me i understand that i lost a bet i don't want to do this to you but at the
23:11end of the day
23:12i'm not sleeping in a bunk bed wait chris just leave it for tonight no
23:16bitch you go to the fuck to your sleeve i respect you a lot but a bed's a bet i've
23:19lost a lot of
23:20shit in my life to a bed in this fucking bed then you got five guys in a room kind
23:25of trying to keep
23:25the respect alive chris you don't just get to come in the room and make the rules nobody nobody cares
23:43if
23:43you go to your fucking bed and do not come in this fucking bed why are you mad at me
23:49go to your
23:49fucking bed chris is drunk and i'm thinking it's all fun and games but there is heat behind some of
23:56those words you dumb ass bitches thought i was sleeping a bunk bed with you that's your mattress
24:03bitch that's your mattress you fucking pussy you lost a bet this bad you lost the fucking bet
24:09bitch accept it bitch i'm still in this fucking bed you're a little fucking person you shook on
24:15it you fucking bitch get the fuck out of this bitch get the fuck out and bitch who the
24:21are you get the fuck out you lost a bet you lost a bet fucking accept it you bitch you
24:27look so
24:27fucking stupid right now throwing a bag of chips in front of everybody like come on no we don't need
24:32a throw and bitch i'm still in this fucking bed that ain't even your bed you're still sitting in
24:38the bunk bed where you yeah this is my bed this is my mattress right here where i'm sleeping
24:44bitch be quiet that was not cool how emmet was acting it was absolutely absurd behavior
24:57and i want nothing to do with someone like that first i thought it was a joke
25:02and then i could see it in his fucking face i feel sad emmett isn't aggressive like that what is
25:09going
25:09on i didn't mean to hit you with the bag of chips i just meant to throw it i'm very
25:14sorry for that
25:16i actually mean that i didn't mean to hit you with it i meant to throw it i didn't mean
25:21to hit you with
25:21it cute i feel really fucking bad i'm definitely not a guy that loses my cool and snaps like that
25:37i wish i would have just let the guy sleep in the fucking bed
25:53i wish i could change this state of last night got out of hand the house feels like there's so
26:02much
26:02tension i didn't sleep last night because of what happened it's okay don't worry no it wasn't okay
26:08i think emma and i need a break from each other a little bit i need to reflect on the
26:13entire
26:13situation and hope that he does the same i think he already feels bad like i think he understands
26:19he should feel bad uh vibes this morning are weird i threw a bag of chips hit chris i didn't
26:26know that
26:27isaiah had told him he could have the bed i don't really know if everybody is like mad at me
26:32or if
26:33some people know what happened or some people don't know what happened i'm really disappointed in emmet
26:38there's no romantic interest there like i am just completely done i really need some time to
26:42evaluate how i'm feeling the vibe in the house is awkward everyone's upset so this is the perfect
26:48time to leave this house we're going nowhere we're going nowhere near riley about to go to work
26:54she needs to get her mind off of emma we need to reset for real
27:05oh my god this rain is so shitty it's bad
27:10my hair is wet my shirt is wet my pants are wet and not in the wet that i like
27:15could i get an umbrella in this hoe hey guys how's it going today good how are you good my
27:21name's dax
27:21you are riley riley i definitely think the boss is super hot like immediately i'm interested so i
27:29need your guys's help setting up i'll get you guys to hang up the clothing as well okay awesome i'll
27:34leave you guys to that he's cute huh very cute the house needs a what's that called exorcism how did
27:43you
27:44how did you know because i knew because i feel the same way so we're gonna get you guys hang
27:48up
27:48clothing outside as well okay you want to come with me i'll come with you it's riley right riley
27:54where are you from riley nova scotia nova scotia reminds me a little bit of nova scotia but we
27:59don't have mountains no i've never seen a mountain before it's hot here too yeah it's nice though you're
28:04kind of fine don't even with me dax's energy is really sexy he's also physically just fine as
28:11fuck like the idea of hooking up with the boss i know i hear some flirting out there oh yeah
28:17get it
28:18on girl get it on i love it last night the whole emmet and chris situation went down
28:33i want to talk to emmet because i feel that was very out of character and i want to know
28:37where
28:37this anger is coming from you like listening to the rain yeah that's why i'm out here yeah i feel
28:43a sense of safety and security with him and so i want it to be that for him as well
28:48why did you get
28:49so mad about the bed i don't know i didn't even mean to hit him with the bag of chips
28:54like i just threw
28:55it just to be like oh and then it hit him has this been something like growing up where you've
29:03always have felt like this built up anger towards things or it's just like that's the way you get
29:06out just by yeah i mean like i've had problems in the past growing up i had a lot of
29:12anger inside
29:14of me and you know i was always getting in fights in school and i don't ever want to go
29:18back to that
29:20like it would never get to a point where i would physically hurt anyone you know what i mean like
29:24i would never actually lay my hands on anybody in the house ever i think it was just a build
29:29up
29:29of emotion i feel like the air just needs to get cleared and i feel when emmet is ready he'll
29:34come
29:34to us yeah i wish you guys were here yesterday you guys would have sold way we would have killed
29:43it
29:43yeah i got i had bad staff members yesterday you guys are actually pretty good pretty good
29:48you're really good yeah but i thought so so the shift's starting to wrap up and i'm like prepared
29:54to shoot my shot because the vibes have been flowing since the moment we got there if we would go
29:59tonight i think you should come with us would you be down yeah i'll link with you guys okay yeah
30:03then
30:04we'll figure that out yeah for sure okay he's so cute i want him here can we kick him out
30:11and put him in
30:12i think riley really needed that and i'm so happy oh so he's coming to the club with us
30:22i just want to see what it is feel it out i want to like get a little dance on
30:27have a few drinks together
30:29because i don't really know him at this point you know and it's going to come back crawling he's
30:35going to actually lose his mind he's going to lose his mind i think emmet will feel absolutely
30:39sick about the dax situation because he wants what he cannot get and at this point it's me
30:46oh my god we killed it we did a wonderful job i need a girls chat can we have a
30:53girls chat this
30:54whole situation with riley and dax might make emmet a little jealous but maybe that's what she wanted
31:00i've got a man a new man i don't want to talk about this wait can i not be excited
31:05i'm really
31:05struggling here with him and you've got your guys's stuff going i hate emmet i really really need this
31:11rumor has it riley's the boss i'm feeling giddy i have not been excited about a guy like even with
31:20emmet it was more like our vibe was really good so we kept going i was nervous like i was
31:25like twirling
31:25my hair talking to him like biting my like i was like feeling him i'm glad she can be distracted
31:32and
31:32go and meet somebody new because she was really just caught up on emmet but seems a little bit fast
31:39in my eyes i'm so happy
31:44there's tons of drama at the house right now so me and zay are going to do a shift to
31:48the t-shirt shop
31:50we're just ready to get out there do our thing sell some t-shirts i don't think this shirt would
31:56look good on many people at all to be honest ma'am you want a t-shirt we are two
32:03good looking dudes and
32:04so we're just out there doing our thing right now hey how are you guys doing good to meet you
32:10good to
32:10meet you you look like you got some money on you got two belts on they're my two beautiful girls
32:14if i
32:15get a you know flash a couple dimples to sell a t-shirt i'll flash dimples hi guys how are
32:20you doing
32:21i'm doing great but i would be better though if you guys got juicy 15 bucks 20 beauty ain't cheap
32:29you like my shirt what's your name tatiana tatiana oh that's a good name i'm not out here looking for
32:34shorties i got a job to do but um peace out you have a good one she want me
32:46sun's coming out we're seeing more bodies fly onto the street let's sell them a t-shirt
32:51y'all want to buy a t-shirt oh wow i know you would look phenomenal in one of these
32:59yeah you would look
32:59so good at one of these for 20 dollars it's right there in the store i'm bauer what's your name
33:03willow wow i love that thank you this girl's fine she's gorgeous the plot thickens you want a ride
33:11yeah okay hop on we're getting real close real quick how's that day going good good how's your
33:17even better now you know it seems like they got some chemistry going though like just off first
33:23impressions wow your eyes are beautiful and you know bauer's just trying to keep up low key
33:29it was great to meet you guys thanks for buying a shirt kega be pissed at me but i'm just
33:34trying
33:34to get a sale i am royally when i go home damn it i know you guys are mad at
33:45him right now but i do
33:45kind of feel like bad that you're just staying there alone i haven't seen the dog house a little bit
33:49emmet is beat up everyone is against him right now to me emmet's like a gentle kind dude we're gonna
33:57talk
33:57and we're gonna fix it we're gonna fix everything i have to apologize they're like you should just
34:02get it over with so it's not awkward anymore you could just tell everyone like guys this happened
34:07i think that like that's what everyone there wants to see right now i've kind of lived a life of
34:12like
34:12you know hiding your feelings and like just brought up in that air of be a man kind of thing
34:17it's more
34:19being a man to admit that you're wrong and and apologize for things that you do as i came out
34:24here to
34:24obviously address the elephant in the room with what happened last night i was totally in the wrong
34:29to launch a bag of chips at you like that that was disrespectful and wrong yeah i don't want to
34:34have
34:34bad blood with you or with anyone in the house i agree i don't want to make you guys feel
34:39like i'm
34:40some big dumb guy who just snaps and gets angry like that's not me at all it's just a really
34:44bad look
34:45and i feel honestly horrible about the whole situation super sorry bro no i love you emma thank you that
34:51means a lot you have to have like a lot of balls to like come and like apologize in front
34:56of
34:56everyone i think it's super super hard to do i think on both sides sorry oh baby
35:06it just meant a lot to me that you did that in front of everybody i also apologize i think
35:12that it's
35:12just sorry i actually hate this so much you're good this heat of the moment we both overreacted
35:20like even emmy the way i spoke to you last night too like also like not okay i just i
35:27love you guys
35:28and like we're supposed to be like a family and like no matter how much i say like i hate
35:32you guys
35:33or like you guys are disgusting like but this is also what comes with being a family like if no
35:38family's
35:39perfect the important thing is being able to like come back and realize where the mistakes were
35:44any kind of vulnerability shown in this house is always a good thing we're all gonna have our weak
35:49moments in here as long as they can come back from it and make better choices next time around i
35:54think
35:54nobody should be penalized but i really want us to move on yeah me too i'm like go out tonight
36:10sorry i lost my voice i was screaming i was screaming at beautiful girls like you guys all
36:16day selling the shirts those girls over there they want a shirt they want a shirt they want a shirt
36:19yo shawty oh word oh bro i know exactly who this girl is shit wow it's this girl that i
36:28literally had
36:29a threesome with days before coming on this show yo what the fuck yo this is crazy i was not
36:35really
36:35planning to ever talk to her again to be honest you want to come by a shirt 20 bucks okay
36:41come on
36:41let's go but listen i'll do what i gotta do to make a sale okay i'll give you two for
36:4630 because you
36:46the game i hope giselle don't ever see her it's kind of stressing me out a little bit honestly i
36:53never
36:53wanted to see her again give me that cash checks on deck i'm just gonna get juicy
37:01sadi you want a t-shirt yeah youtube fuck that girl looks familiar holy fuck nikita holy
37:09shit oh my christ bro i have known this girl since early ass high school years like just through
37:17social media like online these guys are just walking around yeah always busy and i know you're gonna want
37:22a t-shirt i know you're gonna want it and i know you're gonna want one sold from you by
37:26bauer i mean
37:27i know exactly yeah yeah i see someone i know bauer sees someone he knows canada's small i didn't think
37:34it was this small there's no way we both just saw shrey that we know just now that's crazy well
37:39you
37:40really know yours okay settle down yo who wants to learn how to sell a t-shirt uh isaiah were
37:52you
37:52guys with girls we did see some girls i'm not gonna say too much what did bauer do isaiah and
37:57bauer
37:57they're like two really good looking guys so automatically i'm thinking there's gonna be
38:01something and nothing happened come back get your fucking ass where the fuck is jizz isaiah knows i
38:09don't fucking play around so these boys they're not getting away with this jizz tell me why the
38:15fuck our men just got back talking about we found some girls i'm about to cry okay well i seen
38:20somebody
38:21that i knew actually and it was kind of wild so this girl that you know you ever fucked in
38:25before
38:26yeah oh shit we're in freaking colonna how the hell do you run into girls that you knew before
38:35i don't like that she was part of my threesome wow she was part of my threesome oh well i
38:42had a
38:42threesome with her and this other girl right before i came to colonna what the fuck i knew you were
38:49a
38:49slut but are you an international slut we just walking around selling shirts we killing it and
38:54all of a sudden there's these two girls standing right at the corner and the one girl i don't know
38:58she happened to know bauer so they were talking a little bit but then there was two more oh my
39:05fuck and then there was two more i'm like started getting really worked up i'm not psycho but i am
39:14a
39:14crazy bitch i'm more i guess territorial crazy territorial same difference right so how was your
39:21day how was your day i heard there was two bitches and then there was four bitches and then there
39:28was
39:28six bitches maybe we were selling t-shirts he doesn't know how you know flirty-ish i was you know
39:36selling
39:45t-shirts every night the goal is to go out and have a good time tonight i think we especially
39:48need
39:49it as a house so we're going on a pop crawl we're about to turn shit up guys we're going
39:56for beers
39:57right now yes sir yes sir we're meeting the girls at the bar let's get out of there boys i
40:03just hope
40:03the boys behave like if i show up to the bar and there's even one girl with no i'm joking
40:09you see
40:09that's that's psycho we're at the first bar and i'm glad that we got to have one without the birds
40:16after all the drama everyone's on good terms right now thank christ we're just all trying to have a
40:23good time and also we want to make sure that chris is like feeling a part of the boys oh
40:28oh
40:30ew wow it's a tree doesn't it you need some darkness to see the light right so we gotta make
40:36mistakes behind every storm's a rainbow bang and the rainbow is me and the rainbow is chris
40:45i think this is the beginning of a new relationship with them i think i'm understanding them more they're
40:51understanding me more and i think that's exactly what we needed i'm happy that i found like a boyfriend
40:56friend group i'm not used to this before he said he didn't feel very accepted by us but now he
41:01does
41:02so now here we go we're all brothers now i'm telling the girls to go home yeah stay home stay
41:08home stay
41:08home we going on a pub crowd tonight i don't know what that is okay let's head out of here
41:17let's
41:18go to the next bar man we're gonna fire it up right now where are we going
41:26cheers to the boys cheers to the boys
41:36oh my god this is a family pup and we show up looking like fairy hookers i'm like this is
41:48so
41:48fucking embarrassing guys get drinks whatever we look hot
41:54yeah there's gonna be girls here yeah no they just left oh okay dax is coming to the bar crawl
42:00tonight and i just want to get to know him better is that him is that your boss how are
42:08you oh i'm
42:09doing good how are you good i was hoping you were coming when we pulled up today my first initial
42:14thought was like you're into a certain type yeah and then like when you i felt like you were feeling
42:18me
42:18i was like yeah i was vibing with you from the start i was like she's cute she's cute yeah
42:24and that
42:26ass shaking too holy i'm honestly just looking for what i was looking for with emmet just chill vibes
42:32good energy a few kisses booty grab maybe suck a titty really not that deep i knew you were my
42:39type
42:40i knew it i was vibing with someone but like really quickly died and like no interest anymore
42:46it's like i've been kind of in the same you have no interest but uh they interested he's right
42:50there yeah i know is he been looking i don't know i don't know yeah no at this point like
42:55he can beg
42:56and there's a no interest i got oh breaking rules
43:11he's super fine they're making it out right now they don't care at all you don't care at all no
43:19i'm not too sure what i did to piss her off but it is a piss off you don't need
43:23to be disrespectful
43:24like that right in front of me but whatever they're kissing right now you don't care at all no i
43:31don't
43:31give a fuck dude next time on canada shore cheers to being sexy
43:41riley is making out with the boss it's fucking gross why are you yelling at me i'm not a guy's
43:48girl
43:48bro give me the fuck out of this car all hell is breaking loose tonight riley is a
43:54fucking big ass fucking bitch it's like two steps forward eight steps back with these people
43:59houses in flames
44:26i like the taste of your tongue
44:30you
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