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00:00:22Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
00:00:30Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
00:00:33Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
00:00:36We put together a sweet situation
00:00:40From a plan born in my brain
00:00:44We finally bagged the taste of a good life
00:00:49Took a ride on a gravy train
00:00:52Then it all came crashing down
00:00:56Tell me where we're on
00:01:02But now we're busted, busted
00:01:06We thought we had it under control
00:01:11But now we're busted, busted
00:01:14Ain't nowhere to hide
00:01:23Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
00:01:27Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
00:01:31Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
00:01:34Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
00:01:38The bottom fell out of our love boat
00:01:42Now it's time to sink or swim
00:01:45We didn't do any harm to anybody
00:01:50Sometimes fate won't let you in
00:01:5413-8, we got the team
00:01:5513-8, we got the team
00:01:57Acted for 13 pictures
00:01:58Hey, you know, Uncle Alex, I really miss that great white.
00:02:02Things just haven't been the same since he's been gone.
00:02:05Yeah, that fish was a minnow compared to the barracuda I married.
00:02:09Hamilton, where have you been all morning?
00:02:11Out work in the streets. It's a jungle out there.
00:02:14Found a missing earring.
00:02:16Hamilton, hit the streets.
00:02:18Yes, sir.
00:02:19Time for roll call.
00:02:21Let's roll.
00:02:25Lacey.
00:02:26Pumpernickel, sir.
00:02:27Casey.
00:02:28Onion, sir.
00:02:30How?
00:02:30Sesame seed, sir.
00:02:33David.
00:02:34I actually, uh, I wanted sesame seed.
00:02:37You had it last roll call.
00:02:38Yes, but I wanted it now, too.
00:02:40I like sesame seed.
00:02:42I wanted the damn sesame seed.
00:02:43You, Jimmy, don't you, I want it.
00:02:53That's why I'm the captain.
00:02:56Oh, I'm sorry.
00:02:58I'm sorry, too.
00:03:00Hey, ladies, knock it off.
00:03:03Where the hell's Clifford?
00:03:04He's down cleaning the sewage pumps.
00:03:06Last time I saw him.
00:03:07Yeah, that's where he belongs.
00:03:11All right.
00:03:13We've got a busy day ahead of us.
00:03:16Let's see what we've got this week.
00:03:18All right.
00:03:19So far, we've had robberies, zero.
00:03:22Accidental deaths, zero.
00:03:24Murders, zero.
00:03:26But we have had an increase in the number of women jumping out of their showers and running
00:03:30through the yard.
00:03:32Make it.
00:03:34That, that would be the peeping Tom.
00:03:44We have a sketch.
00:03:49It's a little rough right now, but we're still working on it.
00:03:53You should get a fair idea.
00:03:56Not bad.
00:04:00Really nice.
00:04:02Well, I know it's, uh, it's a little rough, but it's the best I could do right up front.
00:04:07So, basically, I want you to keep doing what you're doing.
00:04:12Keep your eyes out for that peeping Tom.
00:04:18And don't get caught sleeping in the squad car.
00:04:21I, uh, that's because I was using my other senses, like an idiot.
00:04:30So, when you go out there today, I want you to fight.
00:04:33Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight.
00:04:36If you run into a criminal and you get in a fight, here's what I want you to do.
00:04:40If he hits you and knocks you down, I want you to get up and fight him again.
00:04:43If he knocks you down again, I want you to get up and fight him harder.
00:04:46If he knocks you down again, I want you to get up and get the hell out of there,
00:04:49because you're losing.
00:04:50Now, get out there and lose.
00:04:54Give me a donut.
00:04:58God, the key gets no less.
00:05:01Up yours.
00:05:02Ow.
00:05:03Ow.
00:05:03Hey.
00:05:04What happened to you?
00:05:06Sorry.
00:05:07You, you missed roll call.
00:05:09Ah, Kaiser.
00:05:11Where were you?
00:05:11I was on a cigarette break.
00:05:13But you don't smoke.
00:05:14Well, it's not what the ladies say.
00:05:32Morning, Lieutenant.
00:05:33Morning, Officers.
00:05:41Amity, please.
00:05:42Is this an emergency?
00:05:43Uh, yes.
00:05:44I would have the greatest respect for you if you could hook me up.
00:05:46Will you have many different kinds of girls there?
00:05:48Yes, sir.
00:05:50Do you have a preference for your afternoon pleasure?
00:05:53Yes.
00:05:53Something, you know, redhead with big broad shoulders.
00:05:55Ah, someone will be right over to pick you up.
00:05:59David, we got one.
00:06:01Yeah?
00:06:01Yeah, who's it for?
00:06:02Be a me.
00:06:03Ah.
00:06:05Oh, good.
00:06:07Wake her up.
00:06:08Wait.
00:06:09Start your cat one.
00:06:10She doesn't need to be awake.
00:06:26Hold it right there, miss.
00:06:28Yes?
00:06:28You realize that you were jaywalking?
00:06:30Why?
00:06:31Oh, we have laws around here, miss.
00:06:34Do you think you see?
00:06:35Butt, butt, nothing.
00:06:36Great butt or no butt.
00:06:38You're still getting a ticket.
00:06:39Butts don't stop me.
00:06:40Butt.
00:06:40Don't worry.
00:06:41In case you're wondering, you have a great butt.
00:06:43Hey, attention, you bloody fools.
00:06:45Nice hat.
00:06:46What's the problem?
00:06:47This is a truck.
00:06:48They came from over there.
00:06:49Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:06:50Where are you going?
00:06:51Why aren't you chasing me?
00:06:52You stupid fools.
00:06:53You cannot believe it.
00:06:54That's a long run.
00:06:55I bet it is.
00:06:57Officer Hamilton.
00:06:58Officer how?
00:06:58Yeah, uh, did you see everything?
00:07:01Everything.
00:07:01Get, get, get, get, get.
00:07:02Where are the perks?
00:07:03Right over there.
00:07:06Uh, I, uh, I, uh, I mean the, uh, I mean the guys who robbed the liquor store.
00:07:16Someone robbed the liquor store?
00:07:18Oh, God, nobody tells me anything.
00:07:20Jeez.
00:07:21I tried to tell you.
00:07:23You're under arrest.
00:07:24I tried to tell you.
00:07:25I'll tell you, Dan, wait till I get you.
00:07:26Is it a free scene?
00:07:27You're a travel maker.
00:07:28You're a travel maker.
00:07:29Walk, walk, walk.
00:07:30Move that ass.
00:07:31Move that ass.
00:07:32Come on, come on.
00:07:33Come on.
00:07:33Get here.
00:07:34No, no, no.
00:07:34Let me tell you.
00:07:36Get out of the way.
00:07:47What have we got here?
00:07:48We had a burglary.
00:07:50Let's see.
00:07:51Uh, what'd you do?
00:07:54Steal somebody's heart?
00:07:59Now, this is the eyewitness.
00:08:02Einstein over there.
00:08:03The Hamilton idiot.
00:08:04Moron.
00:08:05Moron.
00:08:06Idiot.
00:08:06Shut up.
00:08:07Sorry.
00:08:08This big palooka had his back to the whole crime scene and missed everything.
00:08:13She was jaywalking.
00:08:14So, tell me.
00:08:16Did you see anything?
00:08:17I saw two guys running out of a liquor store.
00:08:18They had shorts on.
00:08:19They had black ski masks.
00:08:20And I tried to tell him.
00:08:22He didn't do anything.
00:08:23Hmm.
00:08:25Too crazy.
00:08:26Too bad she didn't see anything.
00:08:29Wait a minute.
00:08:30What day is it?
00:08:32The third.
00:08:33The Baker Brothers!
00:08:35That's right.
00:08:36Excuse me?
00:08:38Well, you see, it's the Baker Brothers M.O.
00:08:41Black ski masks.
00:08:42Every Wednesday, they rob their father's store.
00:08:45How?
00:08:46Pick them up.
00:08:48My commandant.
00:08:49You want a booker?
00:08:50Yes.
00:08:51Booker.
00:08:51I can offer you a two-day roll.
00:08:53Sag scale and credit billing.
00:08:55But you'll have to call my agent.
00:08:56Ah, damn.
00:08:57I hate working with agents.
00:09:01Hey, David.
00:09:01Anything new?
00:09:02Yes.
00:09:03Ten children were born yesterday.
00:09:04I mean in the station.
00:09:05Oh, nah, same old garbage.
00:09:08See what I mean?
00:09:13Yeah, that really stinks.
00:09:14So what about that peeping Tom?
00:09:16What about him?
00:09:20Oh, well, we haven't caught him yet, if that's what you're asking.
00:09:23But he really does give me the creeps.
00:09:26He's not spying on you.
00:09:29You're built the wrong way.
00:09:30What do you mean?
00:09:31Well, you see, David, the male anatomy is quite different from the females in many ways.
00:09:36For example, the male erection.
00:09:37I think I got your point.
00:09:39No pun intended.
00:09:41No pun taken.
00:09:42I wasn't trying to be funny.
00:09:44Well, so far you don't have anything to worry about.
00:09:46Good.
00:09:46So, you got any leads?
00:09:48Yeah, no.
00:09:50But if it kills me, I'm gonna catch that peeping Tom.
00:10:00Who do you think can raise your eyebrow higher?
00:10:03Spock.
00:10:08Ah, Mrs. David.
00:10:12Good to see you.
00:10:16Your mustache tickles.
00:10:18I don't have a mustache.
00:10:21Oh.
00:10:23Oh.
00:10:25Oh, I came to check on the woman's auxiliary.
00:10:35Come on.
00:10:36Let's go.
00:10:43So, how are things?
00:10:45Fine.
00:10:46Just fine.
00:10:47David, darling, you haven't told my husband about your little enterprise, have you?
00:10:53Not a thing.
00:10:54Besides, I think if he knew what we were doing here, he would have no problem with it.
00:10:58Because all we are doing is taking crime off the streets and putting it in the police station where it
00:11:03belongs.
00:11:06Give me your purse!
00:11:08Yo, that's...
00:11:09Oh, that's...
00:11:12Well, I just wanted to warn you because he's up for re-election, and you know what that means.
00:11:19Instantaneous, ostentatious morality.
00:11:22Precise.
00:11:23Let's go.
00:11:26Ah, Mrs. Mayor, we were just getting started.
00:11:29Ow!
00:11:30Ow!
00:11:30Ah, carry, carry, carry on.
00:11:37All right, ladies.
00:11:39The procedures I am going to be teaching you this afternoon will be very, very important to your marriages.
00:11:46Today, we'll be discussing oral sex.
00:11:50Now, I've laid out a few items here for us to practice with.
00:11:53Try and find whatever it is that you have at home.
00:12:01Cucumbers.
00:12:01I have cucumbers.
00:12:03Does anybody need a cucumber?
00:12:05Oh, yeah.
00:12:06I need a cucumber.
00:12:09Oh, yeah.
00:12:10I'm sorry.
00:12:14Carrots.
00:12:17Anybody need a carrot?
00:12:22Hot dogs.
00:12:23Now you're talking.
00:12:28Do you have any, um, viener sausages?
00:12:35Oh.
00:12:36Oh, yeah.
00:12:37I am sorry.
00:12:40Officer Angelotti, you left your newt crack shots in the copier.
00:12:43Please pick them up.
00:12:47Thelma?
00:12:48Is the cell ready yet?
00:12:49Yes, sir.
00:12:51Nice to see you again, Dr. Kaplan.
00:12:54Thelma?
00:13:02Yeah.
00:13:04Yeah.
00:13:04Say it.
00:13:05Oh, yeah.
00:13:07Oh, yeah.
00:13:07I'm coming for you, honey.
00:13:09Here we go.
00:13:11Yeah.
00:13:13There you go.
00:13:25Come here, you bad, bad boy.
00:13:30First, I'm going to have to strip-search you.
00:13:35Now, you're the prisoner.
00:13:37I'm the warden.
00:13:39And I'm going to have to put you in the hole.
00:13:47Oh, yeah.
00:13:57Oh, yeah.
00:14:24And who should I say is asking?
00:14:26Martin Riff.
00:14:29I'm the new guy.
00:14:30Oh, the rookie.
00:14:32We've been expecting you.
00:14:34Let me check.
00:14:37Captain Smith.
00:14:39The rookie's here for orientation.
00:14:46Ah, you must be the new rookie.
00:14:48Captain.
00:14:49Good to see you, son.
00:14:52Well, welcome to the Amity Police Force.
00:14:55Come on, let me tell you something about our organization.
00:14:57Oh, organization?
00:14:58You know, I was in the drama club in high school.
00:15:00Ah, so you're a four-eyed homo.
00:15:02Come on, one more.
00:15:03One more.
00:15:04Squeeze it out.
00:15:05Oh, that's a girl.
00:15:08Good going, girl.
00:15:19You mean you're running a brothel here?
00:15:21You really are a bozo on yourself.
00:15:23Tit for tat.
00:15:24Mm-hmm.
00:15:25Oh, excuse me.
00:15:27Officers Casey and Lacey.
00:15:29Rookie Marty Riff.
00:15:31You mean they're not the hookers?
00:15:33No, you idiot.
00:15:34Hookers have real tits.
00:15:36Officers Casey and Lacey.
00:15:38Ladies.
00:15:39Sir!
00:15:42Come on, butt boy.
00:15:43Bye.
00:15:46Oh, my God.
00:15:48Yeah, they're partners.
00:15:50More ways than one.
00:15:57Oh!
00:16:00Here you go.
00:16:02Hey, Captain.
00:16:02We got a pickup.
00:16:03You want me to take the rookie?
00:16:06Oh, yeah, that's a great idea.
00:16:08Get that four-eyed geek out of here.
00:16:10He's bugging the crap out of me.
00:16:11Oh, I appreciate your confidence in me, Captain.
00:16:14Hey, you're doing a great job, son.
00:16:16I'm sure your father would be proud of you
00:16:17if you knew who you were.
00:16:19Oh, I appreciate that.
00:16:23It's for Bambi again.
00:16:25Teddy over on Larchmont,
00:16:26and he used the old password.
00:16:28Okay, I'll give him the new password.
00:16:30What's the password?
00:16:31Shang-a-lang-a-ding-dong.
00:16:33It used to be cock-a-doodle-doo.
00:16:35Then last summer, a rooster called.
00:16:37We thought it was a john.
00:16:39Now we know what chicken ranch means.
00:16:41Oh, man.
00:16:44Captain?
00:16:44Take your hands off me, you slimeball.
00:16:48Found her on the corner of first domain
00:16:49soliciting for sexual favors.
00:16:51Was not.
00:16:52Was, too.
00:16:53Was, not.
00:16:53Was, too.
00:16:54Was, not.
00:16:54Was, not.
00:16:55Was, too.
00:16:55Gotcha.
00:16:56Take this little floozy to the interrogation room.
00:16:58She looks dangerous.
00:17:00Don't try anything smart, Tootsie.
00:17:01Or you'll find out what police brutality really means.
00:17:04This way.
00:17:04Let's go.
00:17:08Hey, where the hell's Slipper, anyway?
00:17:11Little shit's probably getting another MRI.
00:17:17Yeah, well, she looks like the real thing.
00:17:19Yeah, choice of a new generation.
00:17:22Well, maybe she's the Uncola.
00:17:24Quite possibly.
00:17:25Yeah.
00:17:26Well, I'll run her record.
00:17:28You, uh, go in there and keep her calm.
00:17:30You'll be firm with her.
00:17:32I want her to know.
00:17:35We don't take the law lightly.
00:17:36Okay.
00:17:38Let's go.
00:17:40Look, I want to make a phone call.
00:17:43You'll make a phone call when I say you can make a phone call.
00:17:46Well, I ain't saying shit until I talk to my lawyer.
00:17:49Well, fine.
00:17:50I'll get you some silence around here.
00:17:52Oh, hey.
00:17:56Mike, your outfit.
00:17:57Did you get that around here?
00:17:59What's it to you?
00:18:00Oh, hey, just trying to be nice.
00:18:04They're not going to really try and hold me here, are they?
00:18:08It's a small town, honey.
00:18:10They don't take too kindly to breaking the law.
00:18:12Shut up, you two.
00:18:13This woman here's a criminal,
00:18:14and I'm going to see to it that she's punished.
00:18:19No, no, no.
00:18:20Not that.
00:18:21Please, please.
00:18:22Anything but that.
00:18:23Wait.
00:18:23Please.
00:18:24Hold it right there, Officer Hamilton.
00:18:26I ran a record.
00:18:27Not bad.
00:18:28Second song's pretty good.
00:18:30What about the third song?
00:18:31Well, not catchy enough, but we'll let you slide.
00:18:36So, Gary, can you use an extra hand around here?
00:18:40Summer, we can always use an extra hand.
00:18:46Sorry I was rude to you earlier.
00:18:48I just wasn't sure.
00:18:52Doing my job.
00:18:55You may have been with Internal Affairs.
00:19:00But she thought I was a cop.
00:19:02Well, you can never be too sure.
00:19:05What was it that gave it away?
00:19:07Maybe the outfit?
00:19:09I like your outfit.
00:19:12Yeah, me too.
00:19:15You guys are nuts.
00:19:19If you're not going to charge me with anything, I'm going to get the hell out of here.
00:19:24Let's go.
00:19:25Let's go.
00:19:25You can go, darling.
00:19:27But I think you're making a big mistake.
00:19:29You can work right here doing what you do.
00:19:33But if you don't want to, can I borrow your outfit?
00:19:36See, there's already two of us here.
00:19:38Got room for three.
00:19:40Wait a minute.
00:19:41You guys are hookers?
00:19:43No, but we play them on TV.
00:19:47Bambi and I got started the same way.
00:19:49Got busted.
00:19:51Captain invited us to stay on.
00:19:54Wait, the captain gave you a job?
00:19:56Sure.
00:19:57He said he didn't see any harm and two girls trying to make a living, long as no one gets
00:20:01hurt.
00:20:02And you guys never get smacked, beat up, anything like that?
00:20:05In a police department?
00:20:07No one gets hurt with the police department.
00:20:13Just think.
00:20:14No more pimps.
00:20:15No more cold street corners.
00:20:17No more standing around in these ridiculous high heels that throw your back out.
00:20:23Great.
00:20:24So what do you think?
00:20:25You want to get cleaned up?
00:20:26Sure.
00:20:27I'll show you the locker room.
00:20:28All right.
00:20:30I think I'll clean the locker room.
00:20:32I think not.
00:20:34I think that you're not going to rest until you get out there and find me that peeping Tom.
00:20:43God damn it.
00:20:45If we don't find him soon, this music is going to drive me insane.
00:20:51Okay.
00:20:52And a five, six, seven, eight.
00:20:54Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
00:20:55A twirl like you're leaning and go.
00:20:57You go, girl.
00:20:58Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
00:21:00Ladies, ladies.
00:21:01Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
00:21:03And a turn and a butt up.
00:21:06It's the mayor!
00:21:07It's the mayor!
00:21:10It's the mayor!
00:21:11Captain Smith!
00:21:13I'll take five, ladies.
00:21:15Love you.
00:21:16Hate you.
00:21:17Yes?
00:21:17Mayor Davies is here.
00:21:19Oh, my God.
00:21:19Mayor Davies!
00:21:22Gentlemen.
00:21:23Sir, Mayor Davies?
00:21:24It has come to my attention that this police department
00:21:27has not been following the strict moral guidelines expected of it.
00:21:31What do you mean, sir?
00:21:33Amity is a fine community of hardworking families
00:21:36and innocent children living in harmony with each other
00:21:38and the cities around them.
00:21:40They deserve a police department of dedicated, hardworking professions.
00:21:45A police department serving the needs of the community.
00:21:49Hold it down!
00:21:51I'm trying to talk!
00:21:54What is it exactly you want, sir?
00:21:57Captain Smith!
00:21:58I'm demanding you step down until a full investigation
00:22:01of you and your department has been completed.
00:22:07Take him away!
00:22:11I'm not leaving you high, my God.
00:22:14I have brought you exactly what this department needs.
00:22:19Captain May.
00:22:28This is Captain May.
00:22:30She'll be in charge of this department until things get sorted out.
00:22:35Lieutenant Carroll, show her the ropes.
00:22:39Miss Mayor.
00:22:43Short, medium, long.
00:22:47Officer David Carroll, head of ICE.
00:22:49I'll bet you are.
00:22:51I think there was no need for a change.
00:22:54Oh, I think there was plenty of need for a change.
00:22:56I see.
00:22:56Bring me up to speed.
00:22:57All right.
00:22:58Let's go.
00:22:59Mr. Marks.
00:22:59Get set, go!
00:23:02Officer Howell, lying one.
00:23:04Winchell's Donuts again.
00:23:09Hi.
00:23:15Will you stop it already?
00:23:18I noticed him, too.
00:23:21Yeah, but I'm not drooling.
00:23:23I bet he's great in the sack.
00:23:25I bet he's never been in the sack.
00:23:27I think we should find out.
00:23:31Sorry.
00:23:35Nah.
00:23:38Speak of the devil.
00:23:41Oh, I'm sorry.
00:23:43Sorry about what?
00:23:45Well, I mean, I don't want to interrupt.
00:23:47Sit.
00:23:48There.
00:23:49Now.
00:24:04So?
00:24:06Did a cop wrong?
00:24:09Yeah.
00:24:11No, no, I mean, no.
00:24:13No, no, I just graduated.
00:24:16You're going to like it here.
00:24:18Mm-hmm.
00:24:19Can I have a bite of the apple?
00:24:22Sure.
00:24:47Excuse me.
00:24:50Excuse me.
00:24:51Excuse me.
00:24:54Don't you want something on that?
00:24:58Do you have any butter?
00:25:01I do.
00:25:09Oh, honey.
00:25:10You have to spread this evenly.
00:25:12Let me help you.
00:25:15Whoops.
00:25:16I think you missed a spot.
00:25:19Mm-hmm.
00:25:33Amity's a great little town.
00:25:36Nice people.
00:25:37Really nice.
00:25:40It sure seems like it.
00:25:42Can I have one of those?
00:25:45Sure.
00:25:46Would you like half?
00:25:48Thanks.
00:25:55We will see the fabulous lunchroom,
00:25:57and this is where all of our wonderful police officers
00:25:59come and have lunch every day.
00:26:01If you look right now, you'll be able to see them.
00:26:02What is going on here?
00:26:04What is going on here?
00:26:06Oh.
00:26:07Uh.
00:26:08Uh.
00:26:08Uh.
00:26:09Officer Rick here.
00:26:10He was showing.
00:26:12The correct procedure for the Heimlich maneuver.
00:26:15Oh.
00:26:18He ate one of these, and, uh, I think he got really hot.
00:26:22Right, Officer Rick?
00:26:23Eh?
00:26:24Ah, well.
00:26:25Never mind that right now.
00:26:28Ladies and gentlemen, this is, uh, this is Officer Captain Mary May.
00:26:32She will be heading and investigating the department from here on out.
00:26:37Officers Casey and Lacey.
00:26:39At your service.
00:26:41Carry on.
00:26:43Carry on.
00:26:56Oh.
00:27:00Maybe you'd like to see the, uh, certificate of appreciation we received last year.
00:27:05The most uneventful town in America.
00:27:09Eh?
00:27:09Eh?
00:27:10Well, that certainly is interesting.
00:27:12Eh?
00:27:12I'd like to see the locker rooms.
00:27:14Uh.
00:27:15Okay.
00:27:16Look at that one.
00:27:17See that picture right there?
00:27:21Ah!
00:27:24Officer Carroll!
00:27:25You just gotta let me go!
00:27:27I promise I'll never do it again, and from now on, I'll be a good girl!
00:27:33You're already pretty good.
00:27:35Thanks.
00:27:35Thanks.
00:27:36Thanks.
00:27:37I'm afraid to ask.
00:27:39You should be.
00:27:40I mean, you shouldn't be, because it doesn't really matter.
00:27:43I can explain.
00:27:45I'm waiting.
00:27:46Uh, well, I, uh, would you believe?
00:27:52Thank you, thank you, and welcome to Would You Believe?
00:27:54The show that tests just how far your imagination will stretch.
00:27:59My pumpkin pie.
00:28:01I, my little prune Danish, my lover.
00:28:07What are you supposed to know?
00:28:09Shh!
00:28:10Shh!
00:28:12And right now, for $500, Officer David Carroll, why does this jail cell look like a bordella?
00:28:19Would you believe?
00:28:21Um, because she's here so often that they had to bring all of her own stuff from home.
00:28:26Good answer, but not good enough.
00:28:29Miss Bambi, would you believe?
00:28:32Um, we had the whole thing redone by Madonna's decorator.
00:28:37That's unbelievable.
00:28:39Captain Mary May, for $500, would you believe?
00:28:42It was created by criminal psychologists who wanted to regress criminals to the moment of conception.
00:28:47That's right!
00:28:48We have a winner!
00:28:50Captain Mary May at the Amity Police Department.
00:28:53Step up here and collect your $500.
00:28:56Congratulations.
00:28:57I'll be in my office.
00:28:58Thank you, thank you very much.
00:28:59$500?
00:29:00That's more than I've made all week.
00:29:04Tune in next week and be prepared to stretch, stretch, stretch further than you've ever stretched before.
00:29:24So, you think you're being cute?
00:29:28You think this is some kind of game?
00:29:31You're answering, huh?
00:29:34Don't listen much, mister?
00:29:36You got a hearing problem?
00:29:38He doesn't speak much.
00:29:42Neither do you.
00:29:48Mr. Bambi, you're supposed to be the older brother.
00:29:53You're supposed to set an example.
00:29:55I don't think he's listening.
00:29:58Can you hear me, mister?
00:30:00He's got hearing problems, too.
00:30:04Let me try some sign language.
00:30:07All right.
00:30:10You can't break into your father's store.
00:30:20It makes you look...
00:30:24Whoa!
00:30:29He can't see nothing, neither.
00:30:32So, why are we talking then?
00:30:34Well, because he's the one that's got all the brains in the family.
00:30:36What the hell?
00:30:40Put us on the map.
00:30:42Count us in the same situation.
00:30:45Okay.
00:30:47Cut her in the row.
00:30:48Oh.
00:30:49Oh.
00:30:50Okay.
00:30:52All righty.
00:30:54Tell you what I'm gonna do.
00:30:56I'm gonna let you go this time.
00:30:59No one's pressing charges.
00:31:01But next time...
00:31:02Clear!
00:31:07We'll never do it again.
00:31:09Better not.
00:31:11And you.
00:31:12Take that stupid look off your face.
00:31:17That's better.
00:31:19Come on.
00:31:20Come on.
00:31:20Get out of here, you two fuckers.
00:31:22Leave those masks.
00:31:23Brooks.
00:31:24Wait a minute.
00:31:26Someone help me.
00:31:28Oh, what can we do for you?
00:31:29I was taking a shower.
00:31:31I just live around the corner.
00:31:32And there was this man.
00:31:34I saw him in my bushes.
00:31:36Huh?
00:31:37Uh-huh.
00:31:37Watching me.
00:31:39So, he was rushing your bush?
00:31:43No, he was busting my watch.
00:31:45I mean, watching my bust.
00:31:47I mean, watching me wash.
00:31:49Oh.
00:31:51I've never been so scared in my whole life.
00:31:56So, this man, uh, he look like this.
00:32:00That's him.
00:32:02Exactly.
00:32:06Well, sounds like the peeping Tom.
00:32:11We know somebody's been watching him.
00:32:14We've been watching him watch.
00:32:15But we don't know who he is.
00:32:16Even with that sketch?
00:32:18I know.
00:32:19It's hard to believe.
00:32:22Can I wash your walk?
00:32:23I mean, can I, uh, walk your bush?
00:32:25I mean, uh, can I, uh, can I walk your home?
00:32:30Ooh.
00:32:32So, the mayor gone yet?
00:32:34Yeah.
00:32:35And the shit has really hit the fan.
00:32:39Wait a minute.
00:32:40If they don't steal other people's jokes around here,
00:32:43we only borrow them.
00:32:45Good thing.
00:32:46Yes.
00:32:47Oh, my God.
00:32:47I left Billy in the cell.
00:32:49So, what's going on?
00:32:50Oh, well, let me tell you.
00:32:51I didn't tell you before.
00:32:51Okay, what happened was Captain Smith came into the picture,
00:32:53you know, and he was the captain.
00:32:54He was great because we ran a prostitution ring through here,
00:32:56you know, but everybody got paid a lot of money.
00:32:58They got their nails painted,
00:32:59their toes painted every single day
00:33:00because they could afford it.
00:33:00Sorry, I hate it.
00:33:01We've got all kinds of mixed up
00:33:01of prostitution ring,
00:33:02and he's trying to get rid of the prostitution ring.
00:33:04Well, what are we supposed to do?
00:33:05I mean, nobody's making money anymore.
00:33:06Everybody needs to be rich.
00:33:07They need to get new clothes daily.
00:33:09They need to feed themselves.
00:33:10Them Captain Mary may come to the ship
00:33:11as long as I don't think.
00:33:16This is a fine way to run a business.
00:33:18Locking us up in separate sales.
00:33:21I feel like I'm about ready to bust.
00:33:25Billy.
00:33:26David.
00:33:26Sorry, man.
00:33:27Didn't mean to leave you hanging.
00:33:29We've had a little problem.
00:33:30Look, we have a little problem here.
00:33:32I've heard that before.
00:33:34So why?
00:33:35Me too.
00:33:36Huh.
00:33:37Well, anyway,
00:33:39I guess we should probably leave you be for now.
00:33:41Yeah, let's go.
00:33:42We'll come back.
00:33:43No, wait!
00:33:44David!
00:33:44You can't leave me like this, man!
00:33:47I feel like a prisoner!
00:33:48What would make you feel that way?
00:33:51I got it.
00:33:53We'll be back.
00:33:53Let's go.
00:33:57So funny, so funny.
00:33:59So funny.
00:34:00She's trying to bust.
00:34:00She had something up her butt and it died
00:34:02and she doesn't understand
00:34:03because it's a whole control thing, you know?
00:34:05She doesn't even want to know what's going on
00:34:07because she walks around the whole place
00:34:08like she knows about that place.
00:34:09She just came in here a little while ago.
00:34:10She has something to do with anything
00:34:11and she's, you know, never really like to do it.
00:34:14Hey, where's Bambi?
00:34:16My God!
00:34:18She's still with Billy!
00:34:19Captain Bane's coming.
00:34:20Captain Bane's coming.
00:34:22Oh, mate alert!
00:34:23Oh, mate alert!
00:34:24Are you looking for us?
00:34:25I don't know where I put that ship in a flagpole.
00:34:28Well, I'm sure it's all very interesting,
00:34:30but I really do have to get unpacked.
00:34:32All right, maybe later then.
00:34:33I've still got some paperwork to do.
00:34:35Any messages?
00:34:36Yes, your mother called.
00:34:37My mother called?
00:34:38Well, yes, there's been a horrible accident
00:34:39and your father's been killed.
00:34:41What do you mean?
00:34:42Well, apparently there was a freak accident
00:34:44and his lawnmower killed him.
00:34:45She said it went haywire
00:34:47and turned your father into fertilizer.
00:34:49Wait, good news!
00:34:50Your lawnmower looks better than ever.
00:34:52It's colorful, beautiful of life.
00:34:54Fourth time this week.
00:34:56Who are you?
00:34:58Officer Lisa Hancock.
00:35:00I'm the night receptionist.
00:35:01I thought the lieutenant picked up the phone at night.
00:35:03Well, that's because you didn't have me.
00:35:07Do you have any whiteout?
00:35:26Is this an emergency?
00:35:28It sure feels like one.
00:35:30Shang-a-lang-a-ding-dong.
00:35:32Reference?
00:35:33I think the blonde one.
00:35:35I'm tired of these.
00:35:36An officer will be right over.
00:35:40Go wake up Clifford
00:35:41and get Hamilton to run interference.
00:35:43All right.
00:35:51No, I'm here as a public servant.
00:35:53I'll help anybody.
00:35:54No problem at all.
00:35:56Why would I care that it's the Pope?
00:35:58He's got sexual problems
00:36:00just like everybody else.
00:36:01I assure you.
00:36:03What do you mean, anti-Semitic?
00:36:10Hamilton.
00:36:11Yes?
00:36:12I've got a client in route
00:36:14and I need you to pick up a graffiti artist.
00:36:18Take care of the captain for me, will you?
00:36:20Oh, that woman's about as much fun as an enema.
00:36:22All right.
00:36:23Then I'll take care of her.
00:36:25Thanks.
00:36:29And by the way,
00:36:31don't forget,
00:36:33Bambi's in the cell.
00:36:34You gotta get her out.
00:36:35Remember last time?
00:36:36She thought she was the lion for an hour.
00:36:38Remember?
00:36:39I had to do the end production
00:36:40for the Wizard of Oz 50 times.
00:36:42How could I forget?
00:36:44That was pretty, uh,
00:36:46pretty miserable, wasn't it?
00:36:47Yeah, it was.
00:36:48You were off key.
00:36:48Very.
00:36:49Very flat.
00:36:50It's a bad day.
00:36:52Bad hair day, too.
00:36:55Damn.
00:36:57But I'm on a diet.
00:36:58You're 100 pounds overweight.
00:36:59A police officer should eat.
00:37:00Hey, has anybody seen...
00:37:01Oh, hi.
00:37:02Uh, Captain,
00:37:03I'm going out on a caller.
00:37:04It's very high profile.
00:37:06I thought you might like to ride shotgun.
00:37:08You think it'll be dangerous?
00:37:09It very well could be.
00:37:10Let's go.
00:37:11All right.
00:37:17Marty!
00:37:22See you, Carrie?
00:37:23No.
00:37:25All right.
00:37:26Well, if you see her before I do,
00:37:27let her know we need her
00:37:28in the interrogation room.
00:37:29We're not using the, uh,
00:37:30cells in that day anymore.
00:37:33Okay.
00:37:33Okay.
00:37:34Thanks.
00:37:34Hey, Cliff.
00:37:35Yes?
00:37:36Um,
00:37:38you ever, um,
00:37:39have two girls come on to you
00:37:40at the same time?
00:37:42Only my dreams.
00:37:43What's up?
00:37:44Well, I don't know how to decide.
00:37:47What's to decide?
00:37:49Well, I've never,
00:37:50you know,
00:37:51I've never been in a situation before.
00:37:54Well, Marty,
00:37:54there's worse situations to be in,
00:37:56all right?
00:37:56Trust me.
00:37:57I'll tell you what,
00:37:58if you get two chicks in the sack,
00:38:00all right,
00:38:00I'll turn in my badge.
00:38:02And it would almost be work.
00:38:04Shut up.
00:38:05All right,
00:38:06so if you see Carrie,
00:38:06you'll tell her that?
00:38:07I will.
00:38:14What do you got?
00:38:16Counterfeiter.
00:38:17Caught him red-handed.
00:38:19Good work.
00:38:20So what are you doing?
00:38:21You've got Carrie in the interrogation room.
00:38:23They're doing it, dog.
00:38:24You're starting.
00:38:24Here, my little dog.
00:38:31Heel.
00:38:32Heel.
00:38:37Ankles.
00:38:39Ankles.
00:38:42That's it.
00:38:43Lick my latex.
00:38:45Good.
00:38:47That was bullshit.
00:38:49An eight-year-old?
00:38:50What kind of crime we have in this city?
00:38:52Oh, mate alert!
00:38:53Oh, mate alert!
00:38:56Oh, mate alert!
00:38:57Oh, no!
00:38:57Come on, guys!
00:38:58Get up!
00:38:59Get up!
00:39:00Get up!
00:39:01Put your clothes on!
00:39:02Come on!
00:39:03Oh, mate alert!
00:39:04Get to put your clothes on!
00:39:06Hustle!
00:39:06Oh, mate alert!
00:39:07Oh, mate alert!
00:39:09Out, dog boy!
00:39:10Out!
00:39:10Wow, those things are huge.
00:39:11Oh, God, I've got to bring something to put on.
00:39:13All clear!
00:39:14What's that supposed to mean?
00:39:16Oh.
00:39:16What?
00:39:17Uh.
00:39:18Would you believe...
00:39:20Thank you, thank you, and welcome to
00:39:22Would You Believe, the show that tests you.
00:39:25Wait, just...
00:39:25No, no, no.
00:39:26What?
00:39:27This is just over the top.
00:39:28Really?
00:39:29Yes.
00:39:30Well, if you want to be that way, then.
00:39:32But here.
00:39:36So what really happened?
00:39:38Uh, well, I was interrogating this man, and he, uh, uh...
00:39:42Threw up.
00:39:43He threw up.
00:39:44Threw all of this stuff.
00:39:46And I was just letting them know that it was all clear, meaning that it was all clean.
00:39:49Clean.
00:39:49Clear.
00:39:50Uh-huh.
00:39:50And clear and clean.
00:39:51Yeah.
00:39:51As a whistle.
00:39:52Where are your cleaning supplies?
00:39:54Whistling.
00:39:55Uh, uh, all I need is my trusty rag.
00:39:58Yeah, trusty rag.
00:39:59Dependable.
00:39:59You can trust it.
00:40:00Always do.
00:40:00And we'll never lie to you.
00:40:01Ever.
00:40:02What have we got here?
00:40:04Um, oh.
00:40:05I caught him trying to pass, uh, counterfeit, uh, $100 bills.
00:40:09Oh.
00:40:10Good work.
00:40:11But the guy must be colorblind.
00:40:13What makes you think that?
00:40:15Because $100 bills aren't red.
00:40:17You stupid.
00:40:21Are you sure on that?
00:40:23Well, yeah, you take a couple, and I'll take a couple.
00:40:26Does anybody want one?
00:40:27I'll take one.
00:40:29Have a nice day.
00:40:30Merry Christmas.
00:40:31Twinkie?
00:40:31I'll take you.
00:40:31Sure, thanks.
00:40:33Give me another one of those.
00:40:34Thanks.
00:40:35Thanks.
00:40:39Thanks.
00:40:44What a day.
00:40:45Yeah.
00:40:46Seven jaywalkers, two double parkers on the litter bike.
00:40:49God.
00:40:51Sometimes you really gotta earn your paycheck around here.
00:40:57Leaving?
00:40:58I'm taking the books home with me.
00:41:00Think anything will happen tonight?
00:41:02Oh, no.
00:41:04No.
00:41:04Nights around here are slower than the days.
00:41:08I'm only a phone call away.
00:41:11All right.
00:41:12Good night.
00:41:12Good night.
00:41:14One, 1,000.
00:41:16Two, 1,000.
00:41:17Three, 1,000.
00:41:19Let's party!
00:41:20Woo!
00:41:21Yeah!
00:41:23Yeah!
00:41:26Yeah!
00:41:27Yeah!
00:41:28Yeah!
00:41:29Yeah!
00:41:29Yeah!
00:41:29Yeah!
00:41:30Yeah!
00:41:31Yeah!
00:41:31Whoo!
00:41:32Whoo!
00:41:33Whoo!
00:41:35Whoo!
00:41:37Whoo!
00:41:38Joeie!
00:41:40Whoo!
00:41:42Whoo!
00:41:42Yeah!
00:41:44Thank you!
00:41:46Right!
00:41:47Come on!
00:41:49Hey!
00:41:50You're like, come on.
00:41:52Damn!
00:41:52Come on!
00:41:52Can you!
00:41:53Come on!
00:41:54Whoo!
00:41:55Whoo!
00:41:55Whoo!
00:41:55Whoo!
00:41:55Whoo!
00:41:56No peace!
00:41:58Whoo!
00:41:59Who's who's who?
00:42:00Whoo!
00:42:01Whoo!
00:42:12Come on, man.
00:42:13I want you to stop the funny.
00:42:14Give me a little more.
00:42:16Yo, hey, you know, I mean, I don't know.
00:42:17It's not my fault.
00:42:19You should knock that shit out.
00:42:21No, I mean, I don't know.
00:42:22It's not my fault.
00:42:23Good morning, everyone.
00:42:24Good morning, Captain.
00:42:25Good morning, Captain.
00:42:27Clifford, did you take roll call?
00:42:29All here.
00:42:30Good.
00:42:32Last night, I went over the books,
00:42:34and I was very surprised.
00:42:36I've never seen a police department
00:42:38in such great financial shape.
00:42:41Oh, very nice.
00:42:42Good.
00:42:43Money.
00:42:43I like that.
00:42:45This building has been paid off,
00:42:47and I see you put a down payment
00:42:48on a new building for the police station.
00:42:50Your community has bought you new walkie-talkies,
00:42:53new uniforms, new weights,
00:42:56and a cappuccino machine.
00:42:58Here you go.
00:42:58Yeah.
00:42:59Yeah.
00:42:59It makes me proud.
00:43:02They just give and give.
00:43:05However, I have noticed
00:43:07some unorthodox procedures around here,
00:43:10so you best watch your P's and Q's.
00:43:12We're going by the book.
00:43:15All right.
00:43:25At ease.
00:43:27At ease.
00:43:29Understood?
00:43:31Understood.
00:43:33Understood.
00:43:35Understood.
00:43:37Now, I have a little surprise for you.
00:43:40Since there's such an excess of cash in the slush fund,
00:43:44I'm going to be sprucing up the place.
00:43:46You know, putting in some green plants.
00:43:49Maybe a painting or two.
00:43:52Any hemp?
00:43:53Anything else?
00:43:55Yes.
00:43:55We have a...
00:43:57We have a new drawing of the suspect, Peeping Tom.
00:44:00Oh, yeah.
00:44:01He fesses around, everybody.
00:44:02Get a good look at him.
00:44:03Nice.
00:44:03Oh, yeah.
00:44:05Oh, yeah.
00:44:07Oh, yeah.
00:44:08Oh, yeah.
00:44:09All right.
00:44:10Yeah.
00:44:11Oh, I want this girl.
00:44:15Hey.
00:44:16That looks like my ex-boyfriend.
00:44:17Let me see that again.
00:44:20I bet you I could find this guy in two hours.
00:44:22I could find him in one hour.
00:44:23Okay.
00:44:24Let's find that guy.
00:44:25Get out there and be safe.
00:44:26Sounds like my mother.
00:44:29You know, I get quite a few contractors.
00:44:38Oh, I'm sorry.
00:44:39I didn't know anybody was here.
00:44:41What are you sorry about?
00:44:45I, um, I, um, I, um, I, um, I, um,
00:44:52I, um, could you come stand here for a second?
00:44:59Well, sure.
00:45:07No, stand here.
00:45:11There?
00:45:13All right.
00:45:18Now, you try to push my legs out,
00:45:20and I'll try to push him back in.
00:45:24Okay.
00:45:29Gotcha.
00:45:31You know, all my life,
00:45:33I've never even had a beautiful woman look at me.
00:45:35I mean, much less to come on to me.
00:45:39And out of the blue, today, it's happened twice.
00:45:42Twice?
00:45:43What's going on here?
00:45:46I was just exercising my thighs.
00:45:53Bitch.
00:46:06Where's that janitor?
00:46:08My blinds haven't been dusted this decade.
00:46:10Orcs are mostly knights.
00:46:12Fine, I'll leave her a note.
00:46:17La!
00:46:20La!
00:46:21Tell me when the mayor's wife comes in.
00:46:22She's taking me to lunch.
00:46:23She's already here.
00:46:25She is?
00:46:26She's downstairs with the women's auxiliary.
00:46:29Oh, good.
00:46:31I think I'll go join her.
00:46:38Now, hold it in your hand.
00:46:40Firmly, but gently.
00:46:42Then up and down, up and down.
00:46:46Open alert!
00:46:47Open alert!
00:46:48Okay, put him away till later.
00:46:50Knowing the correct way to use a condom
00:46:53could mean the difference between life and death.
00:46:57Hello.
00:46:59You must be Captain Mary May.
00:47:01Hey, ladies.
00:47:03Yeah?
00:47:04Captain Mary May.
00:47:06Our new...
00:47:07Captain of what?
00:47:08Captain!
00:47:10Bravo!
00:47:14Aren't you the janitor?
00:47:16Oh...
00:47:16Janitor and also sex educator.
00:47:20Clean is as clean does.
00:47:22Clean this.
00:47:29Hey, what are you doing here?
00:47:31Eh, couldn't sleep.
00:47:33I was up all night trying to catch that damn peeping top.
00:47:42Hey, Hamilton.
00:47:44What do you got there?
00:47:45Yeah, what do you got over here?
00:47:46Loiterers.
00:47:47Got a complaint from Cuttingham's.
00:47:49I'm so impressed with the role that this police department plays in the community.
00:47:53Oh, yes.
00:47:53Our officers really give their pass.
00:47:55Mister, you got a name?
00:47:58The process.
00:47:59The process.
00:48:00Don't give me any of your lip.
00:48:02All right, listen up.
00:48:04I want you to take his cuffs off him, but watch him.
00:48:07He looks like a creep.
00:48:10Get some fingerprints.
00:48:12Dude, that was really good the way you handled him.
00:48:15It was strong.
00:48:16Well, you know, I was trying to be...
00:48:17I didn't want to be over the top.
00:48:18No, that was good, because some people...
00:48:22He's got a gun!
00:48:28That's enough screaming!
00:48:32Now!
00:48:33Dude, what'd you have to go do and get my gun?
00:48:36We were just going to give you a hot meal.
00:48:38We weren't going to do anything.
00:48:39All right.
00:48:40Okay.
00:48:41All right.
00:48:42Mister, listen to me.
00:48:45There's nothing to worry about.
00:48:47It's okay.
00:48:48I know you're scared.
00:48:49Hey!
00:48:50Watch me.
00:48:51I'm the guy to talk to.
00:48:53I'm not touching my gun.
00:48:55You see me?
00:48:55My hand is not on my gun.
00:48:58No.
00:48:59No.
00:49:00No.
00:49:01Now.
00:49:02Stay focused.
00:49:04It's going to be okay.
00:49:05You can do this.
00:49:07We're all friends here.
00:49:09We're all friends.
00:49:10Drop the gun.
00:49:12Come on.
00:49:12Give me the gun.
00:49:13You can do it.
00:49:14Give me the gun.
00:49:16Look, a UFO!
00:49:34There's nothing to see here.
00:49:36Where?
00:49:38Now.
00:49:39Come on.
00:49:40All right, mister.
00:49:41We've got a place for people like you.
00:49:44Where?
00:49:44It's called a big gray cell.
00:49:48Take them away!
00:49:50I'm sorry.
00:49:50It's all right.
00:49:52Get over here.
00:49:53Get over here.
00:49:55Come on.
00:50:00Good work, Officer Carroll.
00:50:02Thank you very much.
00:50:03Just doing my job.
00:50:04I'm impressed.
00:50:07Our hero!
00:50:10No need to thank me.
00:50:12No need to thank me.
00:50:16Well, why don't you take the mayor's wife out for a little lunch?
00:50:19Come on.
00:50:19You deserve it.
00:50:20Come on.
00:50:21Get out of here.
00:50:22Shall we?
00:50:22You guys have done a great job.
00:50:24Thanks for watching.
00:50:25You can sleep safe in Amity.
00:50:28Love those guys.
00:50:34What a nice group of women.
00:50:36That small town morality.
00:50:38You just can't find that these days.
00:50:41Back so soon?
00:50:43Are you ever off duty?
00:50:45As a matter of fact, I am.
00:50:47But not right now.
00:50:50I had three more complaints about that peeping Tom last night.
00:50:53Damn.
00:51:00Yes, but good news.
00:51:01Got a little further on that sketch.
00:51:04Take a look.
00:51:06Oh, wow.
00:51:08See?
00:51:08Big differences now, huh?
00:51:09A lot easier to find.
00:51:11Well, that'll certainly help.
00:51:13Yep.
00:51:13I know.
00:51:14Never knew I had such a flair for art.
00:51:20Captain!
00:51:23Captain, what are you doing here?
00:51:25Captain.
00:51:37Clouds, what are you doing here?
00:51:38What's with the donut outfit?
00:51:40Camouflage.
00:51:42I'm an eclair.
00:51:43Listen, I came here to warn you about that Mary Mae.
00:51:46She's the best they've got.
00:51:48I-N-S.
00:51:50Immigration?
00:51:51I mean, uh, IBM.
00:51:53Oh, computers?
00:51:54I mean, I-F-S.
00:51:58Banking?
00:51:59You know, internal affairs.
00:52:01Oh, right.
00:52:02Listen, tell me that you've closed down the whole operation and put away the contraband.
00:52:05I would love to tell you that, but that's a lie.
00:52:08She's not that hot.
00:52:09Not at all.
00:52:10No, we've got it covered.
00:52:10We have a plan.
00:52:11She can't even go to the bathroom without everyone knowing exactly where she is.
00:52:15That's right.
00:52:16What, people?
00:52:17No.
00:52:19Hold me to the lunchroom.
00:52:21Hold me to the lunchroom.
00:52:23Pretty nifty, huh?
00:52:26Quick, hide.
00:52:26Oh, quick, hide, hide, hide.
00:52:28Hide.
00:52:31Gentlemen?
00:52:32Yeah.
00:52:32Uh, we were just leaving.
00:52:34Leaving.
00:52:34No.
00:52:34Go ahead.
00:52:34I was just looking for the two of you.
00:52:37I think...
00:52:37Here we are.
00:52:38Right here.
00:52:39I think they've made a terrible mistake about this department.
00:52:43There's nothing fishy going on here.
00:52:45Nothing at all.
00:52:46No.
00:52:46Not at all.
00:52:47By the book.
00:52:48By the book.
00:52:48That's our motto.
00:52:48Yeah.
00:52:49That's all right.
00:52:50It's fine.
00:52:51Okay.
00:52:52Wonderful.
00:52:53We were just trying to be good cops.
00:52:55The best.
00:52:56You are both fine police officers.
00:52:59Thank you so much.
00:53:00Exemplary.
00:53:01Well, thanks.
00:53:02Yeah.
00:53:03You gotta just stop.
00:53:05In fact, I want to do something special for you.
00:53:10I don't know what yet.
00:53:14I just want you to know I'm planning something.
00:53:19Great.
00:53:20Wonderful.
00:53:20Thank you so much.
00:53:21You're a real sweet heart.
00:53:23Real pal.
00:53:23Hamilton?
00:53:24Get back to work.
00:53:26David?
00:53:27Go home.
00:53:28Get some sleep.
00:53:29Some Z's.
00:53:31That's an order.
00:53:32Night.
00:53:32Right away.
00:53:34That was close.
00:53:36I'm telling her she knows something.
00:53:37She can't.
00:53:38It's not possible.
00:53:40Listen, you've got to close down the operation.
00:53:42Well, we can't do that.
00:53:44We're less than a week away from the squad car.
00:53:46We'd let the girls down terribly.
00:53:47It's too dangerous.
00:53:49Yeah.
00:53:50Well, I think she's an M&M.
00:53:52Huh?
00:53:52You know, hard on the outside.
00:53:55Soft and squishy on the inside.
00:53:59You're playing with fire.
00:54:01No, I'm not.
00:54:03Besides, think of it this way.
00:54:05I don't think this has anything to do with the investigation on the department.
00:54:09I think it has to do with that little affair you had with Mrs. Davies.
00:54:14Oh.
00:54:15You think it's personal?
00:54:18It would sure explain things.
00:54:25I was going to work out before my shower.
00:54:28Would you like to join me?
00:54:30Well, you know, I...
00:54:30I think you should work out with me.
00:54:32We can work on my pecs.
00:54:34Um, well, you know, I just thought I was going to take a nap.
00:54:36I'm kind of tired.
00:54:38Is that an invitation?
00:54:40Well, you know, I...
00:54:41What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:54:45Why don't you go home and take a cold shower?
00:54:47It's easy to see which one of us he prefers.
00:54:50You know, tell the truth, I'm not...
00:54:51No, you...
00:54:53You better get out of here before I knock your lights out.
00:54:57No, ladies, please.
00:54:58I'll let you see you try.
00:54:59Ladies, ladies, please.
00:55:01I...
00:55:04Come on!
00:55:05No, no.
00:55:06No, no.
00:55:06No, no.
00:55:06No, no.
00:55:07No, no.
00:55:08Catch me there.
00:55:09Catch me there.
00:55:10Oh, yeah, more.
00:55:11You guys are best friends.
00:55:12Let's not forget that, okay?
00:55:13Not anymore.
00:55:14I did not...
00:55:15You bitch!
00:55:16You slut!
00:55:17Stop it!
00:55:18Stop it!
00:55:19Hey!
00:55:19Hey!
00:55:20Hey!
00:55:20What are you doing with your hands?
00:55:23What does it matter?
00:55:25There's no place where hands haven't been put.
00:55:27Okay.
00:55:28No, no, no.
00:55:28Knock it off!
00:55:29Hey!
00:55:30Knock it off!
00:55:31We can't have brawling in the police station.
00:55:33Not with the new captain.
00:55:34Never.
00:55:35You guys want to fight?
00:55:37You do it in the ring.
00:55:38Let's go.
00:55:39I will see you tomorrow.
00:55:41You'll be eating out of a straw.
00:55:42We'll see about that.
00:55:45I'm...
00:55:46You know, this has never happened to me.
00:55:48This is your fault, man.
00:55:49No, I did nothing.
00:55:50You're dust.
00:55:51What kind of...
00:55:52Why did you use?
00:55:53Brute.
00:55:54I gotta get some.
00:55:55By Fabergé.
00:55:56Yeah!
00:56:01Ladies and gentlemen, welcome on.
00:56:05Welcome on.
00:56:07To the greatest fight you've ever seen.
00:56:10We have three rounds of championship boxing.
00:56:16Now, weighing in at 120 pounds, the former Miss America runner-up.
00:56:25At the end of the event, the champ, Miss Casey Williams!
00:56:32Woo!
00:56:33Woo!
00:56:33Woo!
00:56:34Woo!
00:56:34110!
00:56:35All right.
00:56:36All right.
00:56:37All right.
00:56:37All right.
00:56:38You're going to be great, kid.
00:56:39You're going to be great.
00:56:41And in the other corner, which would be over here, the very talented and lovely lady, who
00:56:49is also happy to be Miss America third runner-up.
00:56:53Ladies and gentlemen, weighing in at 12.
00:56:59Ah, I see.
00:57:01Weighing in at 112 pounds, former Miss America runner-up, second runner-up, Miss Lucy Andrews!
00:57:13Woo!
00:57:14Woo!
00:57:16Woo!
00:57:17Woo!
00:57:17Woo!
00:57:17All right.
00:57:18And pull.
00:57:19And pull.
00:57:19All right.
00:57:20Everybody back to your corner.
00:57:21Back to your corner.
00:57:22All right.
00:57:23What's that design can't work enough?
00:57:26All right.
00:57:26Let's come in, ladies.
00:57:27Let's come in.
00:57:28Need a roll, my buddy.
00:57:29Need a roll.
00:57:31All right.
00:57:34And I want a good, clean fight here, kids.
00:57:38I don't want to see any raw punches to the head, like that.
00:57:43Or any jabs to the side, like that.
00:57:46All right.
00:57:47Now let's have fun, kids.
00:57:50Let's have a good fight for you.
00:57:51I don't know.
00:57:53Take meat.
00:57:55Go for it.
00:57:57Great.
00:57:58Great.
00:57:59Great.
00:57:59Let's start the fight.
00:58:01Go for it.
00:58:01Hey, throw a punch.
00:58:04Go for it.
00:58:05That's the idea.
00:58:06Look at that.
00:58:08Oh, God.
00:58:10All right.
00:58:11OK.
00:58:15Oh, very scary.
00:58:16Very scary.
00:58:17Go for it.
00:58:23All right.
00:58:24OK.
00:58:24Now, now.
00:58:48You're going to have to cut me, Lisa.
00:58:53You're going to have to cut me.
00:58:54I think we should stop the fight.
00:58:56No.
00:58:56Cut the goddamn eye.
00:58:58But watch the eyebrow.
00:58:59I just watched it.
00:59:00No, no.
00:59:01It's not working.
00:59:02Cut the eye.
00:59:17All right.
00:59:23All right.
00:59:24All right.
00:59:26All right.
00:59:27All right.
00:59:27Come on.
00:59:27Come on.
00:59:29Come on.
00:59:37Oh, my God.
01:00:00Oh, my God.
01:00:01Oh, my God.
01:00:07Oh, my God.
01:00:11Oh, my God.
01:00:13Oh, my God.
01:00:14Oh, my God.
01:00:15Oh, my God.
01:00:16Oh, my God.
01:00:16Oh, my God.
01:00:16Oh, my God.
01:00:16Oh, my God.
01:00:17Oh, my God.
01:00:18Oh, my God.
01:00:25Oh, my God.
01:00:36Oh, my God.
01:00:51Oh, my God.
01:01:25Oh, my God.
01:01:36Oh, my God.
01:02:30Oh, my God.
01:02:33Oh, my God.
01:03:14Oh, my God.
01:03:48Oh, my God.
01:03:50Oh, my God.
01:04:34Oh, my God.
01:04:44Oh, my God.
01:05:14Oh, my God.
01:05:45Oh, my God.
01:06:15Okay, okay.
01:06:23Oh, my God.
01:06:48Oh, my God.
01:07:00Oh, my God.
01:07:19Oh, my God.
01:07:29Oh, my God.
01:08:16Oh, my God.
01:08:18Oh, my God.
01:08:50Oh, my God.
01:09:27Oh, my God.
01:09:35Oh, my God.
01:10:19Oh, my God.
01:10:28Good God.
01:10:59Oh, my God.
01:11:01Oh, my God.
01:11:34Oh, my God.
01:12:25Okay, okay.
01:12:25Oh, my God.
01:12:28Oh, my God.
01:13:01Oh, my God.
01:13:07Oh, my God.
01:13:17Oh, my God.
01:13:35Oh, my God.
01:13:58Oh, my God.
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