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00:22Good evening and welcome to the great Indian couple show.
00:32Please, please, sit here.
00:39Who said I love you?
00:40I'm happy to be happy.
00:45Today, every person is making a channel.
00:48You both know.
00:52You can bring someone to the Netflix platform.
00:57You can bring someone to the YouTube channel.
00:59I'm talking about my own.
01:02If you have 4 people,
01:05your mother is different,
01:07your father is different,
01:07your children are different.
01:09I'm talking about you.
01:39Guys,
01:40I don't think I'm going to be a girl I'm going to make up the tips
01:45I'm going to be a crazy guy I'm going to put a foundation
01:51then highlighter blush then lip gloss and finally you have black eyeliner and
01:57magenta mascara and your makeup looks like no makeup looks like no makeup look
02:17foreign
02:19foreign
02:47guys guys to feel like family
02:58foreign
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03:01foreign
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03:01foreign
03:32I'm not a fan of this
03:35but I'm not a fan of this
03:41I'm not a fan of this
03:43I'm not a fan of this
03:43and I'm not a fan of this
03:45a star in the channel
03:49for the video that I'm going to call a
03:52please welcome
03:52Samirana and
03:55Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia
03:58You got it?
04:13Come on, bro.
04:15Welcome.
04:16Welcome, welcome, bro.
04:18Let him marry, let him bone.
04:20Welcome, welcome.
04:21Go home!
04:24Go home!
04:24I am
04:28I am
04:30in a bar
04:30Oh
04:31I am
04:31in
04:33I
04:34I
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04:54Yeah, yeah, you can't do it like that.
04:57I like to leave it there you go.
04:59There are two people who have been going to Supreme court.
05:03They are Hum and Siddupaji.
05:11I am trying to write you this way.
05:15Oh, wow.
05:17Come on.
05:19Make up with you and don't let yourself out.
05:32foreign
05:52I like that I like that I don't know how much I like that I don't know
05:56the story coaching long ago
05:57I don't like that last time Ranveer or Samir
06:00sat me today police case so that's
06:03so I don't know if you don't know
06:04that's my child in the coffee link
06:07anti-spitry believe it
06:08I am
06:11I am
06:13I am
06:13I am
06:13I am
06:14I am
06:15I am
06:15I am
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07:44He's here for that thing.
07:50He's here for that thing.
08:44He's here for that thing.
09:10He's here for that thing.
09:44He's here for that thing.
09:45He's here for that thing.
10:13He's here for that thing.
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11:21He's here for that thing.
12:14He's here for that thing.
12:23He's here for that thing.
13:08He's here for that thing.
13:36He's here for that thing.
14:08He's here for that thing.
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17:04He's here for that thing.
17:30He's here for that thing.
17:35He's here for that thing.
17:39He's here for that thing.
17:40He's here for that thing.
17:51He's here for that thing.
18:00He's here for that thing.
18:01He's here for that thing.
18:36He's here for that thing.
18:36He's here for that thing.
18:36where is it how we went, I think I'm scared,
18:39you start laughing at Amir's face.
18:41I know, he asked me last year,
18:42what you think about the death of you,
18:43what you think about it?
18:44I don't think about it,
18:45but the last year, I think I've been thinking about it.
18:54What happened to him, the bathroom?
18:56He's the link of the team.
18:58The name of Amir's team,
18:59see, the police didn't come.
19:30you
19:34I'm not going to shave in my head.
19:43Yes, in my head.
19:44A man, he is going to take me to take me.
19:47My head is going to take me to eat.
19:50I'm going on a diet.
19:52I don't know.
19:53My head is going to eat a little bit.
19:54You open your mouth.
19:56Wow.
19:57Oh, you go to the house and eat it, you don't eat it, you don't eat it?
20:04Baba, don't open your mouth.
20:10If you open your mouth, then it's like that in the desert, we will close our main course.
20:17That's correct.
20:20Okay, India has got latent, India has got deleted.
20:25Okay, let me introduce myself.
20:29But, okay, now Sunil Paal's script.
20:35I've seen your show.
20:37It's a very good show.
20:38Thank you so much.
20:40You listen to the audience, you also listen to the jokes?
20:42Yes, sometimes you listen.
20:43I have a joke to listen.
20:44Emma Ji thinks,
20:46well, sport is not under the surface.
20:49Who tells you my brother.
20:53He said he's running away.
20:57I'm not a police.
20:59I don't know the police.
21:02No, she's not there.
21:02The police had also.
21:07If you go by,
21:08It's a little bit.
21:10It's a little bit.
21:12It's a little bit.
21:14Check the bag.
21:16Bag?
21:19Bag.
21:20Bag.
21:20Bag.
21:24This is Ranveer Alabadia bag.
21:27Look at this bag.
21:31How to talk to aliens?
21:36How to talk to aliens?
21:40I'm sorry.
21:42You read all kinds of books.
21:44I'm sorry.
21:45You read all kinds of books.
21:46I've watched a alien,
21:47you've watched a podcast.
21:52You've watched an indie podcast.
21:54You've watched an indie podcast.
21:54It's my best podcast.
21:55That's it.
21:57I'm not sure if you've watched it.
21:59You've watched it.
22:00It's a big comedian.
22:02Kiku Sharda.
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23:17Yeah, it looks good, it looks bad.
23:20No, it looks good for Sunil Paal.
23:35Thank you so much.
23:43Thank you, thank you.
24:10We are also MythPath.
24:15I unit your comment sector left the house of color a key
24:23or the guy just got a serious I would not have a okay better
24:35or the guy I think about nine years of beer bicep I now enter my tenth all the beginning of
24:42my
24:42career my mind was full of ideas but my heart was full of yeah Samurai Soda Katana
24:51Ketan's go to the guy you need your comments
24:59I think it's a long time I'm gonna tell you comment I'm gonna say yeah
25:04so many new than I think caption could caption can't tell a link in the band
25:08and I'm not sure
25:12I'm not sure
25:13I'm not sure I'm not sure I'm not sure I'm not sure
25:34foreign
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26:12my real personality only comes through in goa dumps not on the podcast
26:17oh yeah you have to be a full blood test
26:21I am sorry report normal but it's a good moment
26:27I mean it's a good feeling it's a therapy
26:30so that's why I can't comment by maybe beach
26:33I say later that's all right
26:35I got it is the first thing that I'm going to go to the house
26:47can't say underground hotel way or the guy
26:52oh
26:53why are you
26:58comments longest and shortest running shows together
27:11showstopper with showstop
27:12I have a public creative way or the guy is Adam
27:20I think I have a man who I have to be with you there in the name of Charles
27:25what a PR a very much better inside the house for a beach Mojo the Charles caliber Zorda
27:30Talia on it I am low get event me HMRI mulaqa Thui or Charles Johan
27:39I was hosting event in the office of Netflix.
27:42It was a brilliant host, Charles.
27:44The one who has done this person.
27:47Charles, I would like to tell you something about yourself.
27:53And then, what are your favorite stories?
27:55So, first of all, women's ladies first, right?
27:58Yes.
27:59So, Madam, the same thing. I love you.
28:03So, my name is Charles Rao.
28:05And I work for the Blind India for the National Association.
28:08So, we are the India's first National Association for the Blind India,
28:13which works from the cradle till the grave for the community.
28:17And what do I tell you?
28:19I am not born blind.
28:21From sighted to partially and partially to blindness.
28:24Someone asked me, when did you do comedy?
28:27I said, when I was born, it was comedy.
28:31And I want to tell you something.
28:33It's good for you.
28:34Do you know what the difference is in sympathy and empathy?
28:37This is a difference.
28:37Today, I had an opportunity to walk in a night than me.
28:39And I was standing on the platform on the side of the road.
28:41For the road to cross.
28:42In the end, there was a person who went on their own way.
28:45And then, I went on.
28:46He went on, ran out.
28:49He went on, ran out and immediately saw me.
28:50I said, OK, OK, OK.
28:51And I was taken on right.
28:54I went on and left them.
28:56I went on and left them.
28:58I went on, left them and left them.
29:00Then, I didn't know them.
29:00Then, I went on.
29:01I put the��� of somebody else.
29:22I have brought something which is made by my hand my friend
29:30for full so he's here beautiful thank you for it was the appeal a gift to Charles
29:38up to the PR and or up kill you a go I'd be bokeh
29:42trust you up for your military a foreign country baliqa up for a previous
29:47image I am okay I am so proud and I'm about to show me I should be a ship
30:14Thank you very much.
30:40Oh
30:41Okay
30:52I'm sorry by Jabbia Mancha people today man Sunil Pal comedy galal or time ago
30:58yet comedy can't talk about it is a concept of name commutes a grenade
31:03think that would be clear which are a page current
31:06sir you don't know about it to me my research time
31:13I can't believe I got him to get married to a chat a little to you a Martin
31:23huh when you say yeah
31:25I do some much money after some odd money after I just some much money a talk to
31:33I think I will buy I saw something for you
31:43I'm sorry
31:44I'm sorry
31:49I have so much difficulty with them.
31:51I am going to shoot a grenade.
31:55I don't have any difficulty with them.
31:57I don't perform any difficulty with them.
32:00I don't have any difficulty with them.
32:02I don't have any difficulty with them.
32:02It's just one thing.
32:04Why don't you brush them?
32:05I would have never done that.
32:15I am going to brush them.
32:20I'm going to brush them.
32:21I'm going to brush them.
32:23I'm going to brush them.
32:24Let me see.
32:28But, Sunil, do you forgive them or not?
32:31Because it's a great love for them.
32:33I love you.
32:33I don't want you to always return them.
32:34I love you.
32:34I don't want you to request them.
32:40oh oh
33:05I don't know what I'm saying.
33:08I'm not sure what I'm saying.
33:09Sunil Pazji, genuinely, I think I'm a number.
33:1110 times.
33:46I love you
34:03laughter challenge
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34:37I thought I would do something like this, that I would be different.
34:42Seriously? Yes.
34:43I feel like you are probably going to be a place where you are going.
34:45You can see that it's going to be light-weight, so you can go.
34:49No, no.
34:50They are going to be in a chapel, but they will get them out of nowhere.
34:57Sorry.
35:07Oh, sir, you've said so much, so much, my mother is happy to see you.
35:15I have to say something, I have to say something, I have to say something about it,
35:19so Pakistan is a legendary comedian, Manolak Khan,
35:22I have to say something about it, I have to say something about the competition,
35:26the film star, the heroine make, I have to say this, then I have to say this,
35:29what do you think about it? What do you think about it?
35:30You also think about it, you also think about it,
35:32you also think about it, you'll have to say something about it,
35:35you'll have to say something about it, but you'll have to say something about it,
35:37it's not a difference, but the story of the film is not a noble work.
35:41I think we've done it very well.
35:43You can't even ask me, I'll just ask you,
35:49I don't know if I have to say a lot about it.
35:55I love it as a comedian, genuinely,
35:58I feel like this is,
36:26Very good!
36:26Done sir, let's go!
36:44Welcome to Jigs News Debate!
36:49Now tonight, in the debate, debate in the tonight!
36:58Here, you have to say what you have to say.
37:01What you have to say is what you have to say.
37:03Noice pollution has to be there.
37:12Let me introduce!
37:14What you have to say is what you have to say.
37:20You have to say what you have to say.
37:44What you have to say is what you have to say.
37:46And when you have to say what you have to say,
37:57relax relax either don't have a lucky to have a better way and we
38:03some man up can I buy some
38:08thank you man I'm not real love me that's a tough or the security reason
38:11making me the social video well I'm a bestie drinda
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40:17I'm sorry to say
40:20my mouth on YouTube upload
40:22and delete it
40:26Let me add
40:28Can you just shut up, please? 2 minutes
40:30Can we just listen to me?
40:34Sunil Palji
40:36the words of the show
40:38the boys and girls don't like it
40:41Sunil Palji
40:42the words of the show
40:43I'd like to talk about that
40:47I'm from Naakpur
40:48and Naakpur
40:50I'm not in a minute
40:51I'm not in a minute
40:54but we don't want to go on
41:01I don't want to go on
41:03We don't want to go on
41:03We don't want to go on
41:05We don't want to go on
41:08You don't want to go on
41:11I am
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41:33What do you think
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42:04I support it, I support it, I'm very young in my mindset, so I'm fluid.
42:15I support it, I support it, I support it, I support it, I support it.
42:19Ok, you tell me, what am I saying?
42:26I
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43:16I don't know who but he just said that and I heard it laughter is the shortest distance between two
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43:27I don't care what Victor said but what I am sure to say I care
43:32Oh I said choti-choti bato me comedy hootie kya bat sacha
43:36Mujhe bhi lakta choti-choti bato me hotei naughty naughty bato me hotei
43:40hai kabhi-kabhi dhoti-dhoti me bhi hotei
43:42I was here a girl gizhi ki dhoti udriyo me so bada maja ta
43:48for example dhotiya
43:54yeah
43:56what is that tell me
44:10I get it, I get it, I get it, yeah, I get this.
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48:33next move
48:35what should be in comedy
48:36body shavings is my question
48:40what should you say about this?
48:48nation wants to know
48:50give me a big answer
48:57see
48:59oh my god
49:13tell me something about this
49:20sir, I think it depends
49:24how far you are from the big
49:29if you are standing in class
49:30then you shouldn't say it
49:31but if you are far
49:33then you can run and run
49:36and then if you don't say the big
49:39big one
49:39and if you say the big one
49:41it's a great deal
49:44this is good
49:51thank you
49:52this guy is so good
49:54now everyone has made me a big weight
49:57thank you
49:58I want to ask you something
50:00you are like a cycle
50:02this is an example
50:06this is an example
50:18example
50:19example
50:19your face is like a chair
50:21so all these examples
50:23your face is like a chair
50:25your face is like a chair
50:25is that comedy?
50:31is this the comedy?
50:33your face is like a chair
50:34is this the comedy?
50:39is this the comedy?
50:39you tell me
50:40is this the comedy?
50:49is this the comedy?
50:55is this the news?
51:10told me
51:12is this the comedy?
51:14it's the comedy?
51:15it's the comedy
51:19Oh
51:20Oh
51:24Yeah, I got a little guy. I guess we'll talk about the other thing. Yeah, I got a little
51:30Hey, I got a
51:31Hey, I got a
51:55I don't know what the hell is going on!
51:59I don't know what the hell is going on!
52:00I don't know what the hell is going on!
52:21I don't know what the hell is going on!
52:22I can't agree with you, isn't it?
52:25I don't know who the hell is going on!
52:28I can't agree with you!
52:30I'm sorry to admit that.
52:30I don't know who the hell is going on, but you can't see the hell!
52:33If you want to see the hell out on you, you can find the hell out on you!
52:34The hell is going on!
52:46We will have a lot of hell out there!
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