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00:06Let me worry about nails.
00:08The only thing on your mind should be Nobel.
00:11General, Hilton has moved up the investor presentation to tomorrow.
00:16Unless you can figure out the formula.
00:17We are dead.
00:18I'm tiny, and I know it's a shock.
00:20Dad did this.
00:21It was an accident.
00:22Professor Littlejohn is the true author of Untitled on Purpose.
00:25Your publisher better have deep pockets.
00:28You are good people.
00:30I misappropriated my student's story and didn't correct it.
00:33I flunked out of school.
00:34I have to go in front of the review board tomorrow, make a case or whatever.
00:38Dad.
00:38What did she tell you?
00:39A lot.
00:40You know I love you, kiddo.
00:41Yeah, I know.
00:42She didn't tell me that she loved me back.
00:44Now you're being dramatic.
00:45Now she thinks I'm a fucking liar.
00:46Every dad disappoints eventually.
00:48It's finally your turn.
00:50What the fuck are you...
00:54You're dead.
00:55I am very much a lie.
00:56I never meant to hurt you.
00:57Yes, you did.
00:58Call it even, even Steven.
01:00You know she's coming for you.
01:02Oh, I do.
01:03And I can't fucking wait.
01:23Oh, God damn.
01:26Oh, Uncle Sam can get behind that, huh?
01:29My Pentagon pals are going to love this tiny shit.
01:32He's so cute.
01:33Yes, what's even cuter?
01:35Shipped across the world for the price of a first-class stamp and then restored to regular
01:39size on the battlefield from bang to boom.
01:43Oh, and with your connections, bang to boom to big fucking bucks.
01:55What's up, buddy?
01:58It was a close one.
02:00General, this changes everyone.
02:31I'm coming for you.
02:35You crossed the line.
02:38You made me tiny and tried to flush me down the toilet.
02:45You wanted to drown me.
02:48It's my turn now.
02:52Death is too easy, but I can't make you suffer.
02:57Your swimming pool, moat, cannot stop me.
03:03I may be small forever, but I've never been more powerful.
03:19I must destroy your greatest prize.
03:23I must break you, Drago Rocky IV.
03:33Laughing up.
03:36Laugh it up.
03:42Let's reset.
03:55MUSIC PLAYS
04:16well well well am i to assume you're blocking my path to protect less
04:22i'm protecting science you're protecting the man who tried to kill you
04:27drawn to wrath by you it was a kiss a naked kiss fine a naked kiss now move
04:40richie please don't make me hurt you hurt me you destroyed me richie
04:51i am sorry truly sincerely sorry
05:00you're a good man a really good man now please move
05:09i implore you to think about what you're doing
05:13hilton let's move the demonstration to this morning this this is that's his last chance to fix the
05:19formula and so we just we both need him to succeed so regardless of what's happened just think about
05:26your future mind your generosity of spirit will be instrumental in our restoration and a scientific
05:39discovery for the ages one worthy of the recognition of the highest order the nobel
05:51richie richie richie you almost had me convinced
05:58get the fuck out of my way
06:00i would rather die a six inch death than see less little john win a fucking nobel
06:13you're gone you're gone you're gone into the heart of darkness
06:21the curve follow the curve the curve to infinity
06:33you need to reset you need to rest
06:36i'm so close what's the map
06:40what is it you don't see
06:52what
06:54don't
06:56you
07:07mommy
07:16you
07:21you
07:23you
07:25you
07:25you
07:28you
07:35Oh, my God.
08:04Yes, wake up.
08:21Fuck, where the fuck are you?
08:23You evil tiny bitch.
08:26Fuck.
08:26Oh, you made a fucking canoe.
08:31I'm bigger than you.
08:33I will crush you.
08:35I will win.
08:41Oh, come on.
08:45Oh, my God.
08:48Oh, my God.
08:53Lindy?
08:56Lindy?
08:58If you're hurt, answer me.
09:00We can call a timeout.
09:04I don't know what to do.
09:06I don't know what to do.
09:09I'm coming, Lindy.
09:11I'm coming.
09:12I'm coming.
09:13And I'm trusting.
09:16This is the timeout, Lindy.
09:18We're free, right?
09:21I'm here now.
09:23Oh, my pathetic hero.
09:31I called a timeout.
09:33I didn't agree.
09:34Oh, you're a poor sport and a monster.
09:37You deserved it.
09:39You're a sore loser.
09:40You preyed upon the last shred of my compassion.
09:43Good.
09:44Now we're even.
09:45Time in.
09:46So there was a timeout.
09:48In your mind, I'm dumbing down to play along.
09:51Oh, you're going to need to dumb down.
09:53You've been dining on a dumb luck for the last 20 fucking years.
09:56Dumb luck.
09:57That's what jealous, resentful people call talent.
10:01Talent is the battle cry among housewives over midday chardonnay.
10:06I teach.
10:07Yeah, those who can't do.
10:10What's the saying?
10:10You want to see a woman's future look at a mother?
10:12Well, you are your mother.
10:14That's not even the saying, idiot.
10:16I'm no idiot.
10:17I'm a literal genius.
10:19Who's out of ideas?
10:20A science has been who will be so close for the rest of his life.
10:26At least I started something and finished it and won.
10:29That Nobel you want to fuck so bad, I will kill us both before letting you win it.
10:36Start and finish.
10:38I win again.
10:40Well, you know there's just one thing I'd love to finish?
10:43You.
10:44Ow!
10:46You!
10:53All right, I'm ready!
10:58Ow!
10:59Ow!
10:59Ow!
11:00Ow!
11:01Ow!
11:01Ow!
11:02Ow!
11:03What?
11:05What happened to you?
11:07Your eye.
11:08Ew.
11:09Nothing.
11:10Why are you here?
11:10you're late what time is it presentation time you're not answering your phone
11:15hey hey down here hey wait a second he made me tiny down here hey just a minute
11:23fuck me
11:28five minutes i'll be right behind you
11:52hi lulu hi tiny mom oh funny i'm back at school
12:00how did it go with the review board it hasn't happened yet um
12:06i'm thinking about bailing
12:08oh yeah i get that instinct what would you do
12:15uh okay uh let me think um well i know you're excited i called don't make it a thing i
12:23will
12:23hang up got it i would want to bail too but older tiny me might come to regret that
12:35like regret what it's self-destructive and
12:40they control the narrative
12:47lulu
12:50that's pretty good parenting
12:53what the fuck
12:56i might know a thing or two about a thing or two there she is i can only be me
13:02hey so you know um i was thinking you get to hold this my husband trunk me shit over dad
13:09for like
13:10forever
13:12like you could be tiny for forever
13:15forever
13:15which that's kind of cool but
13:18is it cool forever
13:21you know i'm just saying you know
13:22forever leverage
13:24yeah i'm not thrilled with the idea of forever
13:27uh but i currently
13:28don't have a choice so i am making peace with it
13:32are you stamping your tiny foot right now
13:35and if a tiny person stamps their foot does it make a sound
13:38once again
13:39funny
13:40just thoughts
13:42okay
13:44i think i know what i'm gonna do
13:46but i want it to be a cliffhanger
13:49bye tiny mom
14:13so you're gonna hate me but then you're gonna love me
14:15i need a third option
14:17sid called
14:18oh
14:18ultimatum
14:19lindy's second book
14:21or your imprint is dead
14:23like her patience
14:24lindy doesn't have a second book
14:26or does she
14:27no she does not
14:28hell yes she does
14:30ultimatum
14:31jackie finished her novel
14:33untitled on purpose
14:34that was quick
14:35well she's prolific
14:36and driven
14:37and willing
14:38but i have a strict moral code
14:40huh
14:40so let's wheel and deal
14:42you get the book
14:43slap lindy's name on it
14:44save your imprint
14:45or
14:48my dad
14:50he doesn't know anything about this yet
14:52yeah so i did a little research and it's true
14:55jackie finished her novel and um
14:57your cowboy has a daughter and it's hell
15:01this is the hate part
15:03but like let's just focus on the love part
15:05which is what exactly
15:08whatever you choose
15:10it's an ethics test
15:12your imprint
15:13or my dad
15:14lies
15:15or love
15:28me
15:30i choose me
15:31which means i choose him
15:33whatever his name may be
15:34love the me choice
15:35hate the rhyme
15:37is this gonna be a problem
15:40first thing you've said that i respected
15:44philip
15:45that seems philip
15:46goes by flip
15:47flip
15:50i flipped
15:51for flip
15:52oh god
15:54that's a good thing right
15:55very
15:57how does one solve
15:59the problem
16:00of feeding the world
16:02only
16:03less
16:04little john knows
16:05now what if we could take say
16:07an ear of corn
16:09and shrink it
16:10to a fraction
16:11where is this jackass
16:13i can assure you
16:15he will be here
16:16a hundred
16:17a thousand
16:18ears of corn
16:29i know i'm late
16:30i know i just
16:31i just need a minute
16:36i fell down
16:37oh really
16:38mount kilimanjaro
16:39yes
16:39practically yes
16:41hilton
16:42is going to sell the tech
16:44to the military
16:46bang to boom
16:47he said
16:48what after we solve
16:49we're hungry
16:50instead of
16:51tiny
16:53soldiers
16:53tiny missiles
16:55big surprise
16:56but i am so
16:57close
16:58for real
16:59for real
16:59i know
17:00i believe you
17:01now hilton owns the tech
17:03he's gonna do with it
17:04whatever he wants anyway
17:05but
17:05we
17:07can't be party to that
17:08so
17:09walk
17:10no run
17:11you run
17:12away
17:14i
17:15i don't think i can
17:17give them what they want
17:18you out
17:19the tech and government hands
17:21but
17:21not
17:22the restoration
17:23okay
17:24what about my no bell
17:25what if i'm
17:26what if i'm out of ideas
17:39me
17:53don't
17:55dicks
18:08i don't know what i want
18:10for myself
18:12and i thought that was a problem
18:15but it's not
18:18it's just the process
18:21and i can figure that out
18:23here
18:25or somewhere else
18:29honestly
18:31i'm okay either way
18:48any chance
18:50you might be swinging by the airport
18:53tonight
19:10he looks fucking nuts
19:13yes
19:14quite
19:14science
19:16is not magic
19:18no
19:19there is no
19:22ta-da
19:22there is not
19:23it is work
19:25hard work
19:27evidently
19:29it's frustration
19:32it's passion
19:34it's misery and joy
19:36and it's fear
19:37you can spend years
19:39lost
19:40wandering
19:41among the trees
19:42wishing
19:42hoping
19:43maybe even praying
19:44which
19:44goes against all
19:46established scientific understanding
19:48that maybe one day
19:49you will finally
19:50see the forest
19:52well
19:55today is that day
20:00let's finish what we started
20:10here are my final thoughts
20:15h hat equals h bar omega times a dagger a
20:19plus one half
20:22plus
20:24plus p hat squared
20:27over two m plus two
20:29over m omega squared
20:32uh
20:32x squared
20:34which
20:39which
20:40which
21:01it's upside down
21:06it's inverted
21:09janet
21:10invert
21:12m omega squared
21:14x squared
21:15over two
21:17bob's
21:19invert
21:20invert
21:24inverted
21:25m omega squared
21:28x squared
21:29over
21:30two
21:31carl
21:33implement
21:37the
21:59v
22:00great
22:00this
22:03has
22:04been
22:04the
22:04part
22:04when
22:04you
22:04Let's make history
22:39Gentle people
22:40Three minutes
22:42Until the curve reaches limitless stabilization
22:46Translation
22:48Ta-da
22:56Okay
22:59Fuck, I fucking hate tape measures
23:05Okay
23:07It is time you knew the truth
23:09About Dr. Les Littlejohn
23:32I did it
23:33I did it
23:36I did it
23:38I did it
23:40We made history
23:43Limitless stabilization
23:45Yes
23:46Translation
23:48Hilton, the corn
23:50Let me
23:50Let me
24:01Delicious
24:03Sweet
24:04And crisp
24:06You did it
24:08Who knew
24:10Oh dear
24:13Oh god
24:16Are you okay?
24:21Les
24:25Give us a twist
24:26Les
24:26Les
24:27Are you okay?
24:28Give us a twist
24:29Give us a twist
24:30Ta-da
24:33I got you
24:36Finally
24:36I got you
24:38Fuck yeah
24:39Yeah, you did
24:39Awesome, Les
24:44Hoppenheimer's got nothing on you, huh?
24:48Thank you
24:49Thank you, man
24:55Let's talk numbers
24:56What the fuck?
24:57Let's talk numbers
24:59Yeah
25:10Oh no, you didn't
25:14Okay
25:17I fucking hate tape measures
25:20It is time you knew the truth
25:22About Dr. Les Littlejohn
25:25All right, Mills
25:26You want to know more about Les' secret project?
25:30Here I am, eh?
25:34Les
25:36Is it the corn?
25:38Are you sick?
25:39No, it's not the corn
25:39Somebody emailed something
25:40Something not good
25:42To a journalist
25:43And that something is going to destroy me
25:45Just when I'm
25:45Nils
25:46Is that the journalist?
25:48Yes, how did you know?
25:49You mentioned him before
25:50Yes, well imagine what he could do
25:52If he had something on me
25:53Something big
25:54Small
25:54But very big
25:55What do I do?
25:57You're set
26:00Relax
26:01Relax
26:02Today
26:03Is your day
26:05No
26:06It's our day
26:09We did it
26:12Partners
26:14Don't worry about Nils
26:17Vivian's
26:18Vivian's taken care of it
26:19Nils has retired
26:21Permanently
26:23Nils
26:24Is not a problem
26:27He's not?
26:28Who sent you the email?
26:30Tell Vivian
26:32Who is your problem?
26:34Are you going third person?
26:36I find it effective in situations such as this
26:38Now
26:39Tell Vivian
26:44Fine
26:46Doesn't matter who
26:48Sometimes
26:50When someone threatens
26:52The most important thing in the world to you
26:54You have no choice
26:57But to eliminate them
26:59Because the someone who would do something like that
27:03Is never going to stop
27:07You are going to have to stop them
27:12Does that scare you?
27:14No
27:14Yes
27:16No
27:16A little
27:17I'm not suggesting you physically murder someone
27:20Did you think that?
27:21No
27:22Yes
27:23No
27:24A little
27:25No
27:25I'm only suggesting
27:26Get creative
27:28Why yes
27:29Get creative
27:32And then
27:33Leave the rest to fate
27:36Fate
27:37Makes its own choices
27:42Fate
27:45Yes
27:46That is creative
27:49Come on Nils
27:51Woo
27:59Write me back
28:00Write me back
28:01Nils
28:02Jesus
28:05Come on Nils
28:08No
28:10Lindy
28:13Lindy
28:13I have a surprise for you
28:17I'm unarmed
28:18There's no tricks up these sleeves
28:20I come bringing tidings of great joy
28:24I solve the restoration formula
28:26I can make you big again
28:29If that's something you're interested in
28:39Going to celebrate?
28:43I've decided
28:44We're keeping him
28:46Yeah
28:47He won't play ball
28:49You don't know that
28:50I do
28:51Actually
28:52It's kind of my thing
28:53Just fire
28:55I can get him to play
28:57Les's brain is a valuable asset to us
29:00More valuable than mine?
29:02Or yours?
29:03You're making me choose
29:04You're making me choose
29:05Well
29:06Then we should both choose wisely
29:16What?
29:17I'm not even blocking
29:18Just go around
29:20Alright
29:27You better not be fucking with me
29:29Oh no
29:31It's true
29:32I did it
29:32I remain a literal genius
29:34Look
29:35I miniaturized and restored
29:38Mr. Magoo
29:40How's that proof
29:41I never saw him tiny
29:42I hate that cat
29:43Well that's funny
29:45He told me he hates you too
29:48What's that Magoo?
29:49Huh?
29:52You're hungry?
29:54Poor thing
29:55He's been through a lot
29:57What am I saying?
29:58You know
29:59Sort of
30:00Well
30:01Gotta feed him
30:02Be inhumane not to, right?
30:05You know
30:06Dr. Carmichael said that
30:08I can't force change on you
30:11So
30:11I'm having second thoughts
30:13About making you big
30:15I think I've learned
30:16That I have to accept you
30:18For who you are
30:19The way you are
30:22And that you're never gonna stop
30:25I gotta eat myself
30:26Worked up quite the appetite
30:27I think I deserve a good meal
30:31And so I bid you farewell
30:33And I wish you the best of luck
30:40I'll leave it up to fate
30:55Good kitty
30:57Easy Magoo
30:59Easy
31:00Easy
31:03Stop
31:12Magoo, stop
31:14Get back
31:15Stop
31:16Oh shit
31:21So be honest
31:22When I took a bite of the sweet corn
31:23Did you think
31:24I was going to explode?
31:25Did you?
31:25You didn't?
31:26Did I?
31:27I don't know
31:27I mean
31:27I mean
31:28Not really
31:29But you know
31:29I was thinking
31:30Trust the map
31:31Trust the map
31:32That's what I
31:33Oh
31:33Did you see Hilton?
31:34Did you see his face?
31:35Was he scared?
31:35I didn't see
31:36Let's not focus on Hilton
31:37Yeah
31:37Fuck that guy
31:37Let's focus on me instead
31:39Let's focus on us
31:42Yeah
31:42I'm the fucking golden boy
31:43Cheers to me
31:44Cheers to us
31:46And everything we want to accomplish
31:49Together
31:51You know
31:51I can't believe it
31:52I mean I can't believe it
31:52But I can't believe it
31:53Because you know
31:54I did make fucking history
31:55If only Lindy could see me now
31:57Right?
31:59Lindy?
31:59Yeah
31:59You know
32:00I saw her
32:00In my science thoughts
32:02At the podium
32:03That cocktail napkin
32:05When she turned it
32:05Right side up
32:06Bang
32:07That was it
32:07I got it
32:08Invert
32:09Lindy
32:10Hmm
32:11Helped you
32:13With science
32:14Yeah
32:14I guess
32:16You know
32:17Cheers to me
32:18Again
32:20You're not really eating
32:21I feel ill
32:22Yeah
32:22So do I a little bit
32:23In my stomach
32:24I think it's excitement
32:25Les
32:26We shared
32:28We got personal
32:31We have secrets
32:35I thought we were partners
32:37A scientist
32:39Standing in front of another scientist
32:41Yeah
32:42Of course
32:43You helped
32:44Helped?
32:45Yeah
32:46Like
32:47Lindy helped
32:48You both helped
32:50But
32:50I plan on thanking you
32:53In my acceptance speech
32:54When I win the Nobel
32:56And not
32:56Lindy
32:57And then everyone will know
32:59That you contributed
33:00And not Lindy
33:01And that's very important to me
33:03Not Lindy
33:04Is more important to you
33:07Than us
33:10Not really following
33:11Exactly
33:20I think you should
33:21Collect your things
33:21Uh
33:22From
33:23What
33:23From here
33:24From the office
33:25Oh yes
33:25Good idea
33:26We need more space
33:27We do
33:28In a way
33:30Excuse me a moment
33:33Can I
33:34Order you anything else?
33:37I'm done
33:51Is that
33:52Is she leaving?
34:07Fuck
34:11What's my stuff?
34:13Hey
34:15I know you can see me
34:17Open the fucking door
34:20My ID's not working
34:26Where is Mr. Magoo?
34:28You gonna let me in?
34:30Where is Mr. Magoo?
34:35Is this about a cat?
34:36I want
34:38My tiny
34:40Cat back
34:41I restored him
34:42I took him home
34:43It's fucking Lindy's cat
34:44I hate that cat
34:47I don't know who you are
34:52Oh you're gonna let me in?
34:56Oh fuck this
35:04Think you can lock me out
35:06Motherfuckers
35:07Motherfuckers
35:09It's my fucking world
35:10It's mine
35:11God damn it
35:19Oh
35:20God damn it
35:26What was the plan here?
35:30My ID didn't work
35:32My ID didn't work
35:34And you were gonna drive through the lobby?
35:38Yeah
35:42You didn't listen
35:43I tried
35:45I was passionate about it
35:48I cursed
35:50I warned you about these people
35:53You did
35:54You dummy
35:55Now it's over
35:58Hilton has everything
36:02We have nothing
36:07Well I
36:09I couldn't help it
36:11It's my life's work
36:12I had to do it
36:14Les
36:16The Nobel was never on the table
36:19They were always going to steal your tack
36:23Martin
36:24Without the Nobel
36:28I'm not worthy
36:32Worthy of what?
36:39Her
36:42Lindy
36:46I needed Lindy to be proud of me
36:52Lindy's the only person who's ever really gotten me
36:56Seen me
37:00Lindy
37:03I can't get her out of my head
37:05She's everywhere
37:12Oh God
37:14Oh fuck
37:15Oh fuck
37:17Oh
37:18What?
37:18I can't keep up
37:20Can you get back in there?
37:21What did I just say?
37:23I have to get the formula
37:24Oh fuck fuck
37:25I can't go home without it
37:26I need a ride
37:27No you're gonna have to take an Uber
37:28Because I got Dana
37:29No you're gonna fucking drive me home
37:31Fucking now
37:32This is life or death Martin
37:33For real this time
37:34For really really real
37:35Magoo could eat her
37:36The cat
37:38Yeah
37:38I'll explain
37:38What do you mean
37:39I'll explain to you and Dana later
37:40You're gonna drive me
37:41Come on
37:42Why?
37:42What are you
38:06Come on
38:09Come on
38:13The fat lady
38:14The fat lady has a son
38:15I appreciate you
38:16You're alive
38:17You're alive
38:17Wrong one
38:18But I just
38:19I'm trying to reconcile
38:20Less the husband
38:20Less the scientist
38:21What drives a man
38:22To such generosity
38:24And compassion
38:25Towards science
38:25And yet
38:26Such selfish
38:27Heartlessness
38:27Towards his wife
38:28I just
38:29Tell me
38:30Why?
38:31I'm asking again
38:32Why less?
38:34Richie
38:35What?
38:35No no no
38:35This is not the time
38:36Listen
38:37Why marry a man
38:40Reggie
38:40Reggie
38:43Mommy
38:44Yes cause it's gone
38:47Daddy gone
38:47Love is gone
38:49It's gone
38:49Daddy gone
38:50Love is gone
38:52It's gone
38:52Daddy gone
38:53Love is gone
38:55It's gone
38:55Daddy gone
38:56Love is gone
38:58Away
39:04When I see you
39:07Eyes will turn blue
39:10When I see you
39:13Thousand eyes
39:15Turning blue
39:16Cause it's gone
39:17Daddy gone
39:18Love is gone
39:19Gone
39:20Daddy gone
39:21It's gone
39:23Daddy gone
39:24Beautiful girl
39:27Lovely dress
39:28Zipped and smiles
39:30Oh yes
39:31Beautiful girl
39:33Lovely dress
39:34Where she is now
39:36So I can always guess
39:37Cause it's gone
39:38Daddy gone
39:39It's gone
39:41Daddy gone
39:42It's gone
39:44Daddy gone
39:45It's gone
39:47Daddy gone
39:48Love is gone
39:50Away
39:52Gone away
39:55Gone away
39:58Gone away
40:11That city
40:13Happy
40:14Gone
40:14Joanulations
40:14に
40:16İn
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