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00:07new year new us we can renew our vows i love you but i fell in love less promised me
00:16a fresh start
00:17now it's time to blow your minds we call this the future i am fucking amazed
00:26i pretended to be your book agent i didn't write the story it's my students work i closed the deal
00:32you're gonna change the world you get back in the workshop and you figure it out let's move our
00:38renewing our vows to next year that's a fantastic idea richie i'm leaving less i need you i have been
00:45by your side for 15 years
00:52oh you're alive
01:36last oh fuck
01:44it's time is it
01:52oh
02:08how much did i drink last night
02:11last
02:16why would you put the plaid back up
02:21it's my eyes
02:24my head
02:36oh wow that really cleaned up
02:43last
02:49who's at the door
03:02what is this nonsense
03:04song
03:13no no no no no no no
03:15lindy
03:15everything is fine
03:18don't freak out
03:29lindy
03:33Okay, I'm opening up the dollhouse!
03:36Stop screaming at me!
04:01There you are!
04:04You're okay!
04:08I am not okay!
04:17Can you hear me? I am not okay!
04:26I am not okay!
04:28It works! I can hear you!
04:31You're too loud!
04:33Sorry.
04:34Well, now I can't hear you!
04:36How about now?
04:37No, too loud!
04:39Now?
04:40Softer.
04:41Now?
04:42Better.
04:43I hate this fucking thing!
04:48Can you hear me now?
04:50Say again?
04:51Can you hear me now?
04:53Yes!
04:54Oh! Sorry, sorry. I'm so sorry.
04:57Are you okay?
04:58I'm fine!
04:59I heard that.
05:01God, I think we got it.
05:03Hi!
05:05What the fuck, Les?!
05:07I heard that too.
05:08Loud and clear.
05:09Okay?
05:10Mindy, I'm so sorry.
05:11Mindy, I'm so sorry.
05:11It was an accident.
05:13And, uh...
05:14I can't believe it even happened.
05:16I...
05:17But you're incredible!
05:18I mean...
05:19You're beautiful!
05:24Are you smiling right now?!
05:27No!
05:28No!
05:28No, no, no.
05:29No, of course not.
05:29I...
05:30I just...
05:31I...
05:32Just like...
05:33Wow!
05:35Wow!
05:37Wow!
05:38No, I apologize.
05:40You're my wife.
05:41You're not an experiment.
05:42I...
05:42I should hope so!
05:44No!
05:45Jesus!
05:46Oh my God!
05:46This is your job?!
05:48This how you're gonna solve world hunger?!
05:51You're gonna make everybody tiny so...
05:53So they don't, what, eat more?!
05:55I don't...
05:55Uh...
05:56Do...
05:56Do you want me to answer that?
05:58Or...
05:59Explain it to me!
06:01Well, um...
06:02It's called cellular reduction.
06:05And, um...
06:06It's the process of miniaturization and restoration of organic fruit and vegetables.
06:12And that's how I plan to solve world hunger.
06:15Explain how you're gonna make me big again!
06:18Jesus!
06:19I don't give a shit how it works!
06:21Oh, right.
06:21Well, I just reversed the process.
06:23That's the restoration part.
06:25Great!
06:27Restore me!
06:29Now, please!
06:31I can do that.
06:32Um...
06:33Uh...
06:33But first, uh...
06:34A surprise!
06:35Meet me in the dining room.
06:41Merry Christmas, Lindy.
06:43Les, do I look merry or hungry?
06:47Well, it's kinda hard to tell from this distance.
06:49Um...
06:50I'm not!
06:51Make me big again, now!
06:53Heard that?
06:54Loud and clear?
06:55Um...
06:56The thing is...
06:57Tell me!
06:58You can make me big again, Les!
07:00I can.
07:00And I will.
07:01Um...
07:02The thing is...
07:02That it's just...
07:03I think it's just gonna take a day, uh...
07:06Or two.
07:07Tops.
07:07But...
07:08You'll be fine.
07:09Everything's gonna be okay.
07:10You're healthy.
07:11I checked your vitals.
07:12Wait!
07:13I could die?
07:14Tiny?
07:15No!
07:16You...
07:16You're not gonna die, Tiny.
07:19You'll be safe in the dollhouse.
07:21Because it's...
07:22It's almost exactly the same as our house house.
07:25Um...
07:26The stove works.
07:27The...
07:27Refrigerator works.
07:29There's food.
07:30The water runs.
07:31And...
07:32I shrunk a few of your favorite things to really make you feel at home home.
07:36Your clothes.
07:38From your closet.
07:41Um...
07:41And, uh...
07:43This...
07:43Curling thing.
07:47And...
07:47Your hairbrush.
07:49Uh...
07:50Cold cream.
07:51Looked important.
07:53Oh!
07:53And I remembered your coffee.
07:55And the coffee maker.
07:56Worked perfectly, right?
07:57Oh!
07:58One crucial thing.
07:59Um...
07:59The toilet.
08:00Uh...
08:00It works.
08:01I figured it out.
08:02Just don't ever look in the hall closet.
08:04Downstairs.
08:05Ever.
08:06You will be restored to regular size.
08:08I...
08:08I promise it.
08:09This is just temporary, Lindy.
08:11I am so close.
08:13Truly.
08:14Now it's so close?
08:16Not a day or two?
08:19Tom?
08:20Less?
08:21You motherfuckers!
08:24Hey.
08:25Calm.
08:26Calm down.
08:29Calm.
08:30Calm down.
08:31Calm fucking down.
08:34Calm fucking down.
08:36Calm down.
08:41Calm down.
08:42Calm down.
08:45Calm down.
08:46Calm down.
08:47Calm down.
08:47Why?!
08:47Holy crap!
08:51Hey Lindy.
08:54I'm gonna need a minute!
08:58I don't want to be a little.
09:04He's been away.
09:17You can refilm the ladies' cup, too.
09:22She's on her way, Bob.
09:23She's gone back to her husband.
09:25No.
09:25They always do.
09:27Not this time. Nope, nope, nope.
09:28Because we've got plans. Yep.
09:31We've got concrete plans.
09:37How about a ten-day getaway to Vermont for two?
09:43Uber romantic.
09:51There are multiple reasons she could be late.
09:53No, I know Lindy's coming.
09:55Why, you may ask?
09:58Because our love story is woven into the fabric of time.
10:03Destined to be written.
10:05Immortalized for generations to come.
10:07Oh.
10:10Quiet, everybody, please.
10:11Quiet, please!
10:13Sorry.
10:15Oh.
10:15It's work.
10:17It's work.
10:19Hey, Martin.
10:20Martin.
10:22Well, I, you know, I was, I was gonna head out of town, so...
10:26No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
10:27Of course, of course.
10:28I'll just, I'll head into the, into the lab.
10:32Uh...
10:32No, I've, I've not heard from us.
10:36Wait, what do you mean you can't get a hold of him?
10:40Yeah, okay, bye.
10:41Does this mean your romantic getaway is canceled?
10:46Martin, can I be honest?
10:47I love your service, but I don't love the negative energy.
10:52Hmm.
10:54Peace offering?
11:00Take those off.
11:01I feel like a specimen.
11:04And come closer.
11:05I don't want to keep yelling.
11:10Jesus, the 96?
11:12If there was ever a time.
11:14I know why you didn't tell me about your work.
11:17Well, I couldn't.
11:18It was top secret.
11:19I signed an ironclad NDA.
11:22It's bullshit.
11:23You didn't trust me.
11:25Which makes me so...
11:28sad.
11:29Makes me so sad.
11:32Fuck you.
11:35But...
11:35Yeah.
11:41Well, I didn't exactly hide it from you either.
11:44What?
11:46Happy birthday, Lindy.
11:49Lindy.
11:50They are so cute.
11:53They are so cute.
11:54And legible?
11:56Happy birthday, Lindy.
11:58Happy birthday, Lindy.
11:59They're so cute.
12:02Oh, and functional.
12:03Happy birthday, Lindy.
12:06How cute.
12:08And accurate.
12:11The dent from when I sideswiped the mailbox.
12:16Never put it together.
12:18You also said you didn't want to know.
12:23Well, you're not leaving me.
12:24Well, I have to go so I can fix you.
12:27No, no, no.
12:27No, Les.
12:28Take me with you.
12:29I'm portable.
12:30You will be safer here in the dollhouse.
12:32I feel very not safe.
12:33I feel very small and like something bad could happen.
12:37I won't let something happen.
12:39Something did.
12:41Something else beyond the accident.
12:43But I have to go to the lab so I can fix you.
12:45Please, Les.
12:46I do not want to be alone.
12:47Please.
12:48I'm scared.
12:49Well, what if I can show you that, um, being small isn't scary?
12:54Oh, God.
12:55I've always wondered what the world would look like if I were six inches tall.
12:58Not me.
13:00I can show you.
13:01No, I...
13:02I don't.
13:03Aren't you just a little bit curious?
13:05I will be restored to regular size soon.
13:09I promise.
13:11Trust me.
13:14Okay.
13:18This is crazy.
13:57Yeah.
13:58I mean, everything is really big.
14:01Really?
14:17Wow. I can only imagine how different everything looks, right?
14:22You see this dust ball?
14:26Do you think I could choke on this?
14:29Oh, yeah, put that down.
14:34Hello, Dolores. Look who it is.
14:37See? She's not that scary.
14:39Why is she looking at me like that?
14:41Oh, oh, it's puffing up. Do you see what it's doing?
14:45No, no, no! It's trying to eat me!
14:47No, this is not interesting to me.
14:50Can you put me down, please? Put me down.
15:05It's fun, right? We all love a train ride.
15:09Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:11Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:19Merry Christmas.
15:23Merry Christmas.
15:25Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:27Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:30Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:38Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:42Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:43Maybe too many times around?
15:44I wanna get out!
15:46I don't wanna eat it!
15:48Oh, I'm gonna be sick.
15:50Oh.
15:52Oh, God.
15:55Oh.
15:57Oh, my God.
15:59Hey.
16:00It's gonna be okay.
16:03I'm so sorry this happened.
16:06I'm so incredibly sorry.
16:18Water truck ran out of shrinking gas, so I'm gonna go to the lab to refuel.
16:22What am I supposed to do with this?
16:24I thought I could crush it up and you could maybe snort it.
16:28I don't know.
16:29Um, Scarface?
16:30I'll just...
16:31gnaw on it or something.
16:36How are you feeling?
16:38Really?
16:39I mean...
16:40I know what you mean.
16:43Better.
16:46I did always love this couch.
17:03When you're ready.
17:05Uh...
17:05Pour away.
17:10Don't be shy.
17:13So...
17:13This is my, uh...
17:17Tiny little life now?
17:19Temporary tiny life.
17:21How long again?
17:22A day.
17:23Two at the most.
17:24I'm so close.
17:25So close.
17:26Yeah.
17:27Yeah.
17:32Did you microwave this off the floor?
17:34Floor is clean.
17:35You're the first person to ever walk on it.
17:38Six inch tall Neil fucking Armstrong?
17:41Kind of.
17:50Less you put parmesan in the potatoes.
17:53Potatoes a la Diane.
17:56With a twist.
17:58Who?
17:59Reese Witherspoon from Legally Blonde.
18:01She's gonna play me in the movie.
18:03She's gonna play the sister character.
18:05I still don't know who that is.
18:07Walt?
18:08She's blonde, wears pink, goes to Harvard.
18:11That's a stretch.
18:12What?
18:13I am blonde.
18:14Less said that we could be twins.
18:16I'm sure he's just being kind.
18:18No, no, I think with the right hair and makeup,
18:20you know Hollywood, I mean...
18:21It's beyond me why they're even adapting the book into a film.
18:24Because it sold a million copies?
18:27Because it won the Pulitzer.
18:29Hollywood must be out of ideas.
18:31You're not excited?
18:33Laura Dern is playing the mother.
18:35I adore Laura Dern.
18:37But I question her judgment.
18:39The book wasn't well received.
18:40I repeat it won the Pulitzer.
18:42The Guardian dubbed it literary popcorn and added,
18:45that does not a Pulitzer make their words.
18:48Which she memorized and repeat constantly.
18:51I can barely show my face at Wine Club Wednesday
18:54without Carol turning her nose up at me as if I were the devil incarnate.
18:59Walt?
18:59Your mother needs her Wine Club Wednesdays.
19:02That's not a stretch.
19:03Mom.
19:04It's fiction.
19:06Carol didn't see a character.
19:08Carol saw me and the me in your book is a monster.
19:12It's a comedy.
19:13It's a dark comedy.
19:14A coming of age story about a woman who felt abandoned and silenced by a monster of a mother character.
19:23You try being a single mother of two young girls whose husband walked out one day without a word.
19:31Walked out or was driven away?
19:33Jim abandoned me.
19:34No, he stopped being married to you.
19:38He abandoned me.
19:40Me too.
19:41And he's still the hero.
19:43I tried my best.
19:46Walt?
19:46If I may, Walt.
19:48Diane, have you tried the potatoes?
19:50I call them potatoes a la Diane.
19:54I'm with a twist.
19:55Is the twist a turn of the knife?
19:57It's Parmesan cheese.
19:58Try it.
20:05It's too rich, but absolutely divine.
20:09Just like you.
20:15Walt.
20:16I think we should visit the Arch tomorrow.
20:19I hear it's dreadful.
20:22Yes.
20:23Yes.
20:24No, I don't get the Arch.
20:25It's like an arch for what?
20:27It's the gateway to the West.
20:29Huh?
20:30I think it's great.
20:32I can barely show my face.
20:34Wine Club Wednesdays.
20:36Hollywood has run out of ideas.
20:39I think Laura Dern is a very generous casting.
20:41I have to say hello.
20:42Hello.
20:47What's going on?
20:48Do you want to have a sec?
20:49Oh, yes.
20:50Yes, please.
20:51Will I be here?
20:52Yeah.
20:53We'll be quiet.
20:53We'll be fine.
20:54Oh, alright.
20:55You're Santa.
20:56High volume.
20:58Honey?
20:59Watch, watch, watch, watch, watch.
21:02Okay, fine.
21:03Okay.
21:03Okay, fine.
21:05Come on.
21:06Wait, wait, wait.
21:07Go.
21:12Go ahead.
21:13Go ahead.
21:17Go ahead.
21:18Thank you for defending me.
21:20I always will not.
21:22Always defend you.
21:23Just go ahead.
21:24Go ahead.
21:24Go ahead.
21:34Oh, Jesus.
21:36Waltz.
21:37Can I help you?
21:38Obviously, this isn't the washroom.
21:40It's down the hall with the light on.
21:42The one with the toilet.
21:44I can see the light.
21:51He's trying to escape.
21:56Wait to the arch.
21:59Oh, my God.
22:01Oh.
22:01Oh, fuck.
22:02Okay, okay.
22:04Maybe I can't be quiet.
22:06I don't think you can.
22:10Hey.
22:14I'm not really like her though.
22:16Right?
22:17My mother, I'm not like Diane, am I?
22:21Does that make me Walt?
22:23seriously seriously seriously seriously no fuck no no she's unbelievable and not in a good way
22:36it's gonna be okay it's only a few days
22:51it's only a few days
23:23yeah what what what it can't be right
23:32okay i'm coming in but now uh now-ish
24:00look who
24:05stay stay
24:11no no no no
24:21oh fuck you fuzzy fucker
24:39stop stop it you're fine feel bad enough already
24:48i mean she's safe right
25:00hey
25:07yes richard what is it
25:08oh you seem upset no richard i'm fine i'm fine
25:13you know i sometimes come to my car to cry too when i need a release so
25:18i get where you're at okay right is that all now you've got me worried is everything all right at
25:24home you know with uh your wife lindy lindy's her name right everything okay good good yeah she's
25:31just uh keeping busy over the holidays yes richard she's at home writing she's keeping busy
25:37writing writing writing writing writing that's wonderful that's wonderful richard get your
25:42butt inside i'm sorry you used profanity i'm upset
25:49i'll see you later
26:14i'll see you later
26:17he left me right
26:23why i have to trust him i cannot spiral
26:30huh oh yeah why not okay that's that's good space colon colon colon colon colonel
26:44colonel space colonel next stop uranus i could fuck i'm already spiraling you made me believe
26:54you were so close so i believed you yes and you should believe me that's our deal there is
26:59mathematical truth in stating i am so close so what does so close mean to you in this context today
27:07my god i can't put an actual number on it i don't know what oh what have you done what
27:15have i done
27:16martin i didn't want to say you have one job contract is for 30 days that's insane well you said
27:24that you
27:24were close 30 days oh well it will work i mean the math says it will and math is never
27:33wrong so
27:33now you have 30 days no no no we have 30 days oh now it's we what does it say
27:38exactly what does
27:39it was the small print say exactly says that we have 30 days to prove that the restoration formula
27:45works or the patent on our tech on my tech thank you reverts to hilton and hilton sues you sues
27:54us
27:55for fraud and you go to jail to jail well can he do that he can and after 30 days
28:04it goes the the
28:05tech the lab the bob's gone but but okay so how do i make uh how do i how do
28:17i make things big again
28:18because i i have to make things big again well after 30 days you can't
28:25this is actually silly i mean can he actually do this yes he can it says it right here
28:38less how bad is this
28:47i'm not even going to ask about the cat
29:07um hey i i i got you something for christmas oh i i i didn't get you anything oh it's
29:16okay
29:19like what shakespeare used to write with you know i like shakespeare well everybody knows you like
29:25shakespeare bar's card well you talk about it a lot
29:31um you seem a little bit down no i'm uh just tired yeah and i was waiting up last night
29:40for
29:40someone someone special you know and it's just you know oh merry merry christmas richard yeah thank you
29:50janet this is a very thoughtful gift so thank you
29:58thy returneth to thine grind
30:09okay
30:10okay buddy
30:13Any room over here?
30:23Oh.
30:26Right, okay.
30:29Looks good.
30:32Okay.
30:38Oh, God.
30:39Come on.
30:42Okay.
30:45Oh, my God.
30:50Oh, there we go.
30:53Guide.
30:58Oh!
31:00A classic.
31:01Gamma!
31:06Volume.
31:10We're never turning this off.
31:12Okay, Sax.
31:16So...
31:17We've got popcorn.
31:20But no candy.
31:25Less.
31:27That's just for me.
31:37Richard.
31:38I need everyone at the top of their game today. It's a big day. It could be the day. Needs
31:42to be the day. Or two. At the most.
31:50Here are my thoughts.
31:54Adjust the last line on the Maxwell stress sensor to b sub j.
31:58Minus one half times the quantity epsilon naught.
32:02Times e squared plus b squared over mu naught.
32:06Complete.
32:07Thoughts.
32:07Thoughts complete.
32:08Bobs.
32:09Implement his thoughts.
32:16B sub j minus one half times the quantity of epsilon naught times e squared plus b squared over mu
32:25naught. Complete.
32:27Carl. Implement his thoughts.
32:29No.
32:32No.
32:45No.
32:47No.
32:48No.
32:50No.
32:54No.
32:59No.
33:08Okay, Bruce.
33:13Sorry.
33:17One giant eggn trends.
34:02A great attempt in the name of science.
34:05Richard?
34:06Bob the Explainer?
34:08Nominal success.
34:10Subject expanded to regular size for 2.1 seconds.
34:14Same as previous attempt.
34:15Result, molecular disequilibrium.
34:19Eraser Bob, C-Medic.
34:20Bring in Fred.
34:22Clean up an aisle everywhere.
34:24Richard?
34:25We're waiting on analysis to proceed.
34:27We'll adjust based on your thoughts.
34:30We'll go again.
34:31No, you won't.
34:33If this is your definition of close, we have a big problem.
34:37You working in a bubble with your staff and your secrets ends today.
34:42Moving forward, everything that happens in this lab will be authorized by me.
34:46No.
34:47No, no, no, no.
34:50Um, this is not how we work here.
34:52We are making history.
34:54Okay?
34:55That corn was regular size.
34:58It's incredible.
34:59As a scientist, how can you not see that?
35:01Reports, equipment, results, any spending whatsoever, everything you use must be logged up to and
35:07including packets of instant oatmeal in the break room.
35:10Can I explain my fiber deficiencies?
35:12Okay, everybody, everybody.
35:13This is Virginia.
35:15Vivian.
35:15Vivian.
35:16I don't know her last name, but she's new here and she doesn't know how things work.
35:20And, Bob, you don't need to worry about your oatmeal.
35:22Okay?
35:22Can we just talk about this?
35:25Martin, you know exactly how much money this science circus is hemorrhaging.
35:30I don't care about the money.
35:31Of course you don't.
35:32You spent seven years and several hundred thousand dollars designing your logo.
35:38I had to open the books.
35:39Well, it had to be perfect.
35:41What?
35:42Irresponsible and deeply sad.
35:44Dr. Littlejohn, it's no longer your money.
35:46It's Hilton Smith's money.
35:47This is his lab now, and I run Hilton's lab, ergo, I run this lab.
35:53This is unacceptable, and it's ridiculous, and do something.
35:58Okay, no we, no we, just me.
36:01I want to talk to Hilton right now.
36:03Well, good luck reaching him.
36:06He's spending the holidays piloting an experimental submersible off the coast of Guam.
36:11Guam?
36:13Guam?
36:13What?
36:14Shut it down.
36:15We'll try again tomorrow, together.
36:19These ladders are an OSHA violation.
36:21You're an OSHA violation!
36:25Dear hairy Jesus.
36:27And I hope Hilton gets crushed into ketchup by 400 atmospheres of pressure!
36:3229 days.
36:33Not helpful.
36:34Not the point!
36:44Oh, what have I done?
36:53Midnight for the stars and you
37:00Midnight and a rendezvous
37:07Your eyes held a message tender
37:12Saying I surrender
37:15All my life
37:16No, it's my phone.
37:19Oh, it's my phone!
37:21Oh, oh!
37:25Come, come, come, come, come!
37:26What?
37:39No!
37:41No!
37:42No!
37:44No!
37:49No!
37:51No!
38:00Fuck, did you just say something?
38:09Am I losing my mind?
38:17I can see me in you.
38:23Do you know what?
38:26Ah, what is that?
38:30Oh, fuck.
38:36I gotta get out of here!
38:43Oh!
38:44Fuck!
38:46Ah!
38:48Ah!
38:50Ah!
38:51Ah!
38:52Jesus!
38:53God damn it, Luke!
38:57For God's sake.
39:03God damn it!
39:05God damn it!
39:19God damn it!
39:21God damn it!
39:23God damn it!
39:23God damn it!
39:24God damn it!
39:26God damn it!
39:27God damn it!
39:29God damn it!
39:32God damn it!
39:50Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
40:07Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
40:20What the?
40:22Oh, oh.
40:25Oh, oh, oh, oh.
40:27Ah! Ah!
40:37Ricky! Hold on!
40:39I'll save you!
41:10I'll save you!
41:39I'll save you!
41:40Looking for the answer in her eyes
41:44You think you're gonna break up
41:46Then she says she wants to make up
41:49Oh, yeah!
41:53I'll save you!
41:54I'll save you!
42:19I'll save you!
42:20You
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