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00:00you
00:08where's richard he's taking a mini sign sabbatical to care for a loved one what's up mike this is
00:13my old friend lulu mike drop you are just one signature away i should probably have my lawyer
00:19look at this first an nda you are good people not now nails i'm on to something bigger what's the
00:28plan i thought you were gonna save me no less than the team are gonna solve the formula eventually
00:35like they're so close they're like he looks happy i think mr magoo is having a seizure
00:40i have to go home it's a family emergency people could be dead i will save myself
00:46come on fucker
00:51so that's my phone i'm impressed
00:55mom stop do not move
00:57oh fuck
01:11this session beginning at the beginning
01:19childhood this is when family dysfunction often makes its way known into our adult relationships
01:29lindy
01:30um describe your childhood in one word cold
01:43less describe your childhood in one word happy uh-huh happy okay now less this session is what i like
01:55to call
01:55the check engine light is on and we need to locate what needs service but in order to start that
02:04repair less we need to dig deep to diagnose it does that make sense sure dig dig deep that's right
02:12very good so digging deeper
02:41what's that's what's that's what's that's what's it means your mother created a fantasy child
02:45what's it means your mother did for you she qualified to make these psychological hypotheses hypotheses hypotheses
02:50it's not hypothesis your mother told me what nancy told me she was protecting you from your hypercritical controlling father
03:03she is misinterpreting my dad's tough love as critical was it nancy who called it tough love yeah
03:09was, and I believe her.
03:13Delusional.
03:31I...
03:32He has gone
03:35fucking mad.
03:37It just means they had it all.
03:40Nine is moving
03:42and searching and taping
03:44and...
03:44Look at that trap.
03:46It's ridiculous.
03:48Shrinks my laptop
03:50as bait.
03:51Get out of here.
03:56Hey, hey, hey. Yeah, sure.
03:58Maybe it's not his best work, but
03:59he's obviously worried about you.
04:02Uh, no.
04:04He is worried because he can't
04:06control me.
04:07Maybe control is his love language.
04:09Maybe that sucks, Richard.
04:11I mean, if he catches me,
04:12who knows what he'll lock me up in next.
04:15I can see from your point of view
04:16how that could suck, but
04:18look, we could easily outsmart
04:20that rudimentary trap
04:22and just obtain the laptop,
04:24send him a little email.
04:25We're not obtaining anything
04:27that defeats the purpose.
04:29No, yeah, I know that...
04:30Wait, remind me.
04:31We are proving my independence.
04:33We...
04:34Me, I, I...
04:35Okay, I don't need a laptop.
04:37I have my phone.
04:38Got it.
04:39So, let's just...
04:41Do you want a little help with that?
04:42I got it.
04:47Oh!
04:48Whoever Terry is,
04:50he or she really wants
04:50to get a hold of you.
04:51Ah, yeah.
04:52She's my first call.
04:54Your story.
04:55They published it!
04:57No!
04:57Yeah!
04:58No!
04:59No!
05:01Oh, God.
05:03They love you.
05:06Who's they?
05:07Uh, everyone.
05:09What, everyone?
05:10Like, everyone.
05:12Everyone, look, look.
05:14It's...
05:14Everyone.
05:16I mean, you know,
05:17my mom says,
05:18saying I told you so is tacky,
05:19but I told you so!
05:22Breathtaking?
05:24Worth waiting for?
05:29Everyone loves me.
05:36You better be sitting
05:37in a dark room
05:38with the curtains drawn.
05:39I'm viral.
05:40I'm cat person.
05:42Viral?
05:43Me, I'm viral.
05:44Like a bad flu.
05:45Look, Lindy.
05:46I thought I'd been forgotten.
05:48Discarded.
05:49A has-been.
05:50But it turns out
05:51they were waiting for me.
05:53Patiently.
05:54Can they?
05:54They still love me.
05:57Reality check.
05:58You didn't fucking write it.
05:59It's not about the story,
06:00but it's about my fans
06:02and that they love me,
06:03that they still love me.
06:04You're basking
06:05in make-believe glory.
06:06This is a ticking time bomb
06:08that is going to blow.
06:09Wait a minute.
06:10You...
06:11You told me
06:12that you were gonna
06:13disarm the bomb.
06:14I tried.
06:16Okay, I...
06:16I flew Jackie out to New York,
06:18was out negotiated by Hayseeds,
06:21had sex with a cowboy in an elevator.
06:23Never got his name.
06:24Oh my God, and?
06:26It was wonderful.
06:28It was wonderful.
06:29You need to find him.
06:30Oh, I have to find him.
06:31Hey, uh,
06:32Fifty Shades of Pay on the line.
06:33E.L.,
06:34will be assistant.
06:35E.L.
06:36Lindy's nuts.
06:37It's a chef's kiss.
06:38I can hear him.
06:40Lindy,
06:40listen to me.
06:42We have a chance to fix this.
06:44We still have plausible deniability.
06:46So just do nothing.
06:48I mean fucking nothing.
06:49Say nothing.
06:50Do you hear me?
06:51Yes.
06:52Do and say nothing.
06:57The, um,
06:59Today Show wants an interview.
07:01The Today Show.
07:02The Today Show.
07:04Wants me.
07:05The Today Show
07:07wants me.
07:10Wait.
07:13Wait, no, no.
07:14Look.
07:15On Zoom,
07:16you'll be regular size.
07:21Oh, I,
07:23I can't,
07:25I,
07:26okay,
07:27I,
07:27this is not,
07:28I can't really,
07:29I mean,
07:30I absolutely cannot,
07:31I,
07:32no,
07:32there's no way,
07:33I'm absolutely not doing The Today Show.
07:35I can't do The Today Show.
07:37Listen,
07:37I know,
07:37I know,
07:38I know you're scared.
07:38I know it's been a minute
07:39since you've been the toast
07:40of the literary town.
07:41Yes, but,
07:42but this is Jenna.
07:44Jenna?
07:45Pulitzer Prize winner.
07:47Lindy,
07:48Little John,
07:49okay?
07:50The world,
07:50we waited long enough.
07:52This is your time.
07:55It's my time.
07:56Are you kidding?
07:57This is your time.
07:59It's my time.
08:01I.
08:02Just saying.
08:06Here's the thing, though.
08:08Oh.
08:09Too much talking in the head.
08:13Book it!
08:13We're gonna book it!
08:14Book it!
08:17I'm gonna be on The Today Show.
08:19Today Show!
08:22Okay.
08:22Okay.
08:23Okay.
08:24Excited, excited.
08:25Wait.
08:25Bad news.
08:26The phone is out of battery.
08:28That,
08:29um.
08:29Why didn't you get the charger?
08:40Uh, just a thought.
08:42Don't kill the messenger.
08:43How about we just...
08:45When you say laptop,
08:46we're not getting a laptop.
08:48No, no, no, no.
08:49We are gonna go get the charger
08:51because the charger equals independence.
09:00He should have used a more sensitive trigger.
09:02Okay.
09:02You need to let it go, Richie.
09:04We're not going for the laptop.
09:05Les!
09:07We gotta hide.
09:08Huh?
09:09The couch.
09:10Get off.
09:11Oh, wait for me!
09:12Wait for me!
09:14Les.
09:21Les.
09:23Les.
09:23Les.
09:24It's okay.
09:25It's okay, dear.
09:26It's me.
09:27It's Mom.
09:28Ugh.
09:29Oh.
09:30Are you...
09:31You're having a nervous breakdown?
09:34It...
09:34Shh.
09:35It's okay, if you are.
09:37I could call Lindy.
09:39We're...
09:39We're...
09:42You're in the wrong zone!
09:43You gotta be in the Les zone.
09:45This...
09:45Do not walk outside the Les zone.
09:47Les.
09:47Yes, keep your...
09:48Keep your voice down.
09:49Let me check your shoes.
09:50Oh, God.
09:51Oh, good.
09:51Oh, good.
09:52She's not there.
09:53She's not there.
09:54Les.
09:54Les.
09:55Yeah.
09:56I am very worried about you.
09:58No, Mom.
09:58I'm fine.
09:59I'm fine.
09:59I'm okay.
09:59I'm good.
10:00I'm good.
10:00We...
10:01I'm just...
10:01I've been remodeling the house for Lindy as a surprise.
10:05Oh.
10:06Yeah.
10:06Yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:07And I'm worried about you.
10:09Being up here, it's dangerous.
10:10So we should go...
10:11We should go downstairs.
10:11Come on, come on.
10:12Yeah.
10:13I think you are unwell.
10:15No, it's fine.
10:15It's the fumes.
10:16It's the fumes from the floor.
10:18That's the whole thing.
10:19What?
10:19So...
10:20All right.
10:20Okay.
10:21So we're on the move.
10:23And then we're gonna go downstairs in the less zone.
10:27No, you've got to stay.
10:28You must...
10:28Mom, you've got to stay in the less zone.
10:30Oh, in the less zone.
10:30Yeah.
10:31Okay.
10:31See?
10:32We're good.
10:32See?
10:33The less zone.
10:34That's it.
10:34Down we go.
10:35We're going down.
10:36Okay, we gotta move.
10:38Richard.
10:39Huh?
10:39Yeah.
10:41You know, I...
10:45I miss my mom.
10:49Yeah, less...
10:50Less has a really good mom.
10:52You know?
10:53Nancy, uh...
10:54She shielded him from reality too much.
10:56And also from his dad, though, who was...
10:59Wow.
11:00But Nancy, no, she's a...
11:02Yeah, she's a mom-mom.
11:04Kinda always wished I had imagined.
11:08What would I be like if I...
11:12Did have...
11:13Hmm.
11:15I think I need a minute.
11:17Yeah.
11:18Yeah, we can...
11:20We can take a minute.
11:28Okay, Mom.
11:28So, you know, we agreed last night with a change of plans.
11:32And Magoo's with Lindy.
11:33And I'm...
11:33I'm working.
11:34And Lulu's here at home.
11:36But she's in and out.
11:37And she's doing her thing.
11:38That, you know, you should...
11:40You should probably just...
11:40You should go home.
11:41Okay?
11:42Okay?
11:43Okay.
11:43Les.
11:44Yeah?
11:45I don't believe you.
11:46Which part?
11:47Every part, dear.
11:49I'm acting perfectly normal!
11:51The last minute remodeling.
11:54The fumes that I did not smell.
11:56The Les zone.
11:58Lindy's disappearance.
11:59Lindy's disappearance?
12:00That's a little date line.
12:01The husband was the last one to see her.
12:03She's at the gray house, Mom.
12:06Okay?
12:06Other than that, I do not see my behavior as bizarre.
12:09I am working really hard.
12:11I am very stressed out.
12:13And I'm not sleeping very well.
12:16But I'm fine, Mom.
12:17I'm fine.
12:18Okay?
12:19You're fine.
12:20Sure, dear.
12:21When you're ready to talk, I'm right here.
12:24We talked!
12:25And I'm good.
12:26But it is too dangerous for you here.
12:28Okay?
12:29I promise that I will stay downstairs, away from these fumes.
12:34But I am not leaving until I know you're okay.
12:37One last thing.
12:39When was the last time you showered, dear?
12:46Okay.
12:48Let's get that charger.
12:49Now you just have to scale the vertical surface using the floss like a rock climber would a rope.
12:55And just all the way up.
12:57I can't do one pull-up, Richie.
13:00But you have the power of the square cube law behind you.
13:04See?
13:05Why even pause?
13:06Just explain.
13:07All right.
13:07Simple math.
13:09As our size decreased, our proportional strength, that increased.
13:13It's like, um, ants.
13:15I fucking hate ants.
13:17Yes, but ant math is never wrong.
13:19Okay, well, you're tiny, too, so you do it.
13:22Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:22But this is your independence.
13:26Math is freedom.
13:28Freedom is independence.
13:29Go.
13:33Right.
13:36It's gonna...
13:37Yeah, it's not gonna...
13:39What are you doing?
13:41I'm conjuring my inner freedom math.
13:44This is exciting.
13:47Should we hide?
13:48No, no, no.
13:48I'm walking through the foyer in the less zone.
13:51I'm leaving for the lab, but I'd still love to hear from you.
13:54Wait, wait.
13:57Now I've opened the front door.
13:59Martin.
13:59You never answered your phone.
14:01Martin.
14:02We're in the clear.
14:03He's never letting Martin in here.
14:04Yeah, but Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom.
14:05Mom is in the basement, and she's a rule follower.
14:07She'll stay there.
14:08It's Lulu.
14:10We don't have eyes on Lulu, so...
14:13Tick-tock.
14:14You gotta help me.
14:15Oh, yeah, I'm gonna help you.
14:25Tick-tock.
14:28No.
14:31No.
14:34No.
14:35No.
14:36No.
14:40No.
15:07I remember the moment I discovered my mother was a liar.
15:11Too intense.
15:12You're too intense.
15:15You.
15:16Me.
15:18Why?
15:20Roommate.
15:21Well.
15:23Sure.
15:24Stop.
15:25What?
15:25You suck.
15:26You probably suck more.
15:28Okay, so I was a dick. Sorry.
15:31You didn't insult me.
15:32Oh, you don't go to Forest Park?
15:33No, I do. I just don't give a fuck about what you think.
15:38Who's Wendy Pressett?
15:43Wendy? What?
15:44Yeah, she left a pretty hefty bar tab last night.
15:48She sounds like a good time.
15:50You both had whiskey sours.
15:52She paid for your tab, but then left her credit card.
15:56Huh.
15:57Okay, why don't you just fucking say it?
15:59Credit card fraud.
16:05So, what is this?
16:07Is this a shirtless citizen's arrest?
16:11No badge.
16:13Nowhere to pin it.
16:14I'm only asking.
16:16Only you asking?
16:18Only me.
16:18Good.
16:20It's a stupid question anyway.
16:32Okay, I'm gonna go.
16:35Well, happy reading, Wendy.
16:41You ran out saying someone could be dead.
16:43Yeah, Lindy, Lindy's having a hard time.
16:46She's sick?
16:47No, she's unwell.
16:48Oh, look, I am happy to stay with Lindy.
16:52No, she's at the Grey House.
16:53But you rushed home.
16:55She left this morning because she's emotionally unwell.
16:58Oh, right.
16:59Yeah.
17:00Should she be alone?
17:01No, Gary and Meg are nearby.
17:03It's a lot, Martin.
17:04It's a lot to keep in my head, okay?
17:05Yeah, yeah.
17:06Quad for Les.
17:07Herbal tea for Martin.
17:09Bob?
17:11Oh, fuck!
17:13Another quad for Les?
17:17Is that Mills with Bob?
17:36No, it's a lot to keep in my head.
17:53Almost there.
17:58Yes!
18:00You did it!
18:01Oh!
18:03Oh, I love math!
18:05I know, right?
18:06It's like, it's never wrong.
18:09And the charger?
18:10On it!
18:13OK.
18:32Big smile, ready, ready, and...
18:35OK, all right.
18:37Ready?
18:37Ready, ready, ready.
18:39Three, two, one...
18:41Merry Christmas!
18:43A dollhouse!
18:45It's just like our house!
18:46Yeah, Daddy's been working on this for months.
18:48Well, it was Mommy's idea.
18:49Well, I knew you liked the one Steffi had.
18:53This is way better than Steffi.
18:55And look, the lights work, see?
18:57Whoa!
18:58Wait, wait, who do we have here?
19:00Me and you.
19:01Oh, where's Daddy?
19:02He's at work.
19:03Yeah, arguing with the mean people from Monsanto
19:06and the Organic Produce Alliance.
19:08Mommy's at home.
19:10Oh, yes, but Mommy is in her office working.
19:15No, but Mommy's watching TV.
19:18Oh, no, Mommy is at her desk writing.
19:24No, she's watching TV.
19:34I am the architect of my own prison.
19:41Not anymore.
19:51Okay.
19:53You got this sad.
20:00Ah!
20:01Ah!
20:02Ah!
20:02Linda!
20:02You-you all right?
20:03Yeah.
20:06Woo!
20:08Oh!
20:09Oh!
20:10Oh!
20:11Oh!
20:23Oh shit
20:26I'm fine
20:37Grandma
20:38Oh you are a sight dear
20:43I'm hungover grandma
20:45And I'm not the legal drinking age
20:47Do you hate me?
20:49Never dear
20:50I appreciate your honesty
20:51Don't lose that quality
20:53Yeah I think I was a little too honest last night
20:55Well booze will do that
20:59I'm so glad you're here
21:01I don't even know or care why
21:03Crossed wires with your dad
21:06Have you told him fuck science yet?
21:09Grandma
21:09Your words
21:11Or that you flunked out of college
21:15Sounds worse when you say it
21:16Is that not accurate?
21:19No
21:20It's just
21:23Fuck
21:24What do you got there?
21:26Oh
21:27Mom's book
21:29Apparently I'm just like her
21:31Well I take that as a compliment
21:34I don't think that's how she meant it
21:35I think you'll be surprised
21:50Morning Bob
21:53Oh I didn't see you
21:54But I saw you
21:57Niels
21:58Lattes
21:59Plural
22:01I can explain
22:02I can explain
22:02Yes you can
22:03And you will
22:04I know you can't help yourself Bob
22:07Technically speaking
22:08I did not break the conditions stipulated in my NDA
22:11I answer questions solely related to my brother-in-law and his experiences at MedBot
22:16Then why are you so nervous Bob?
22:19My brother-in-law alleges that once Hilton's company became the primary investor
22:23They illegally acquired his tech
22:25Illegally acquired?
22:28Well you know
22:29As per my attorney
22:30I must qualify
22:30Allegedly
22:31Hilton's legal chicanery is airtight
22:33And I mean airtight
22:35How did Hilton illegally acquire your brother-in-law's tech Bob?
22:40Well they closed ranks
22:41I had my brother-in-law removed
22:43Allegedly
22:46Gentlemen
22:47We didn't see you
22:48We need to talk
22:49Me?
22:50Not you
22:51Less you
22:51It's important
23:02Okay
23:03The Today Show
23:04I need to make a new first impression tomorrow morning
23:11What?
23:13Okay
23:14For your information
23:15I gave Jackie Baldwin extensive notes
23:19No one would even care about the story
23:21If it didn't have my name on it
23:23Less took everything from me
23:24Look at me
23:25I'm
23:25I could be six inches tall forever
23:28So I need this
23:29I need this one thing
23:31I tried
23:32Okay?
23:33Writing is hard
23:34And the pressure on a second book after winning the
23:38It's paralyzing
23:40I'm on my own
23:45I need you to tell me it's okay
23:49Please
23:52Tell me
23:54I'm independent
23:56Tell me it's my turn
23:59Tell me
24:01It's mine
24:02Me
24:04Me
24:05The Bordeaux
24:07Thank you
24:08How's the second book coming?
24:12It's not
24:13But it will
24:14But it will
24:14Do you remember how much Gary and I struggled when we were first starting the artisanal vitamin business?
24:19It was
24:19Oh, like nine and a half months before we made a single sale?
24:23Nine and a half months before we made a single sale
24:26Yeah, but look at this now
24:27Barely able to keep up with domain
24:29Yeah
24:29And it is absolutely going to be the same for you
24:32Same for you?
24:34No, it's not
24:36It's not the same
24:37At all
24:38It's absolutely not the same at all
24:43How is little Lulu?
24:45Oh, how was her Christmas?
24:47Oh, we knocked her out of the park
24:49Best parents ever
24:50Show them the pictures
24:51Oh, yeah
24:52You should see this dollhouse
24:54Oh, well there she is
24:56That's amazing
24:57What a sweetie
24:59What a sweetie
24:59So, Les, what have you been working on these days?
25:02I mean, R.I.P. GMO Tomato
25:04Oh, yeah
25:05R.I.P. GMO Tomato
25:07But it did bring you success, though
25:08You know, it did bring you some success
25:11Yeah
25:11Well, I do have a little germ of an idea, which I'm pretty excited about
25:17You do?
25:18Yeah, it's early days
25:20But I think I can say confidently that it does have the potential to change the world
25:25It has the potential to change the world
25:27I like the sound of that
25:28I like the sound of that, too
25:30But, honey, it's my turn
25:32Remember?
25:34Well, actually, it's still my turn, sweetheart
25:39I do remember
25:40Sorry, we don't
25:42What is the turn saying?
25:44Oh, well, we take turns supporting each other
25:46So he supported me through my first book
25:48And I supported him through the first tomato
25:50And now it's my turn again
25:52He needs to support me for the second book
25:54Sexy turns
25:55No, because your turn won you the Pulitzer
25:58And my turn has yet to win me the Nobel
26:01The Nobel
26:02I mean, honey
26:04Are you joking?
26:07Honey
26:07Not at all
26:08I'm not at all
26:09But the Nobel, I mean, that could be never
26:13That's how turns work, right?
26:15That's
26:15Your turn ended with the tomato
26:19That put you on the science map
26:20But then went splat
26:21Followed by your imminent termination from Monsanto
26:24Followed by our housekeeper finding him
26:26Naked, crying on the bed
26:28Oh
26:30Depression
26:31It's a bitch
26:33Arch
26:33Mmm, yeah
26:35Oh, you know what?
26:36Should we take a visit to the Arch?
26:38Oh
26:39The Arch
26:40The Arch
26:42How dare you tell Gary and Meg
26:44About my naked crying?
26:46Huh?
26:46That was me at my most vulnerable
26:48That was a secret between us
26:49How dare you tell them
26:51You're germ of an idea
26:52Before me
26:53Especially one that's got me trapped in St. Louis
26:55And it's your turn until you win the Nobel
26:58That's new
26:59Not everyone, Lindy
27:00Luck's into their prize on the first try
27:03Luck?
27:03You know what I mean
27:04Think I do
27:09Point is
27:09How can I trust you
27:11If you're gonna expose me like that?
27:13Don't trust me then
27:14Just don't tell me anything
27:15Fine
27:15Ever again
27:16I won't
27:16Good, me too
27:17Great, secrets from now on
27:19Secrets
27:19We need a secret
27:20Love a secret
27:23But it is my turn
27:31My fucking turn
27:33It's not my turn
27:34It's my fucking turn
27:36It's my fucking turn
27:41It's my fucking turn
27:44It's my fucking turn
27:45My fucking turn
27:49I can't take any more bad cat news
28:01So is this behavior normal?
28:03I don't know how to feel
28:04You should feel good
28:05Really?
28:07Mr. Magoo has diabetes
28:09I stabilized his blood sugar
28:11And he's going to be fine
28:12So the seizures have nothing to do with miniaturization
28:14Completely unrelated
28:15So she's going to live
28:17I mean he
28:17He
28:18He's going to live
28:18There is more good news
28:20Look
28:26That is a sample of Mr. Magoo's muscle tissue
28:29The rapid expansion process might cause fragmentation in the atomic bonds
28:33Leaving them too fragile to hold
28:38So we need to
28:41We need to slow the reaction
28:44To allow the nuclei time
28:46To form stronger bonds
28:48Stronger bonds are fundamental
28:49In the expansion of any fragile connection or alliance
28:54Oh I agree
29:03We need a neutron moderator
29:12V
29:13The bar
29:15Equals
29:17V
29:18Not
29:19How's the exponential of?
29:20Negative r
29:22Divided by
29:24Lambda
29:25Let's see if
29:26Keep going
29:27H hat equals
29:29Negative h bar
29:31Squared
29:32Over
29:33Over
29:33Over
29:34Over
29:34Two times the mass of the nucleus
29:37Times the location operator
29:40And
29:41V
29:42Multiplied by r
29:44Yes
29:45Oh god
29:46God
29:46This is what I've been
29:47Missing
29:51We should
29:52Check the math
30:02Mom
30:03Is a good writer
30:06Like good
30:07Well she won an award dear
30:10I know but I didn't know no
30:12Like look
30:13The book is really funny
30:16But
30:16It's also deeply sad
30:19Grandma it's making me
30:22There's just
30:23So much
30:25I'm connecting
30:26About mom
30:28Grandma
30:29Diane
30:29Me
30:31It's like
30:32I might need to rethink my thoughts
30:35You're coming of age
30:37Reading about
30:38Your mom
30:39Coming of age
30:40That's deep grandma
30:58Grandma
30:58Grandma turn on channel 5
31:02We are talking to Pulitzer Prize winning author Lindy Littlejohn about her sensational new short story
31:07Untitled On Purpose
31:09What?
31:10Lindy looks terrific
31:12Lindy could you possibly have expected the reaction to be anything like this?
31:16Oh Jenna I nothing about this experience is what I expected
31:22Mom wrote something?
31:24I always knew she would
31:26Did you know you were writing something so provocative?
31:29You know everything I write provokes someone
31:32Right Jenna?
31:34Very true
31:35Yeah
31:35You famously fictionalized your difficult relationship with your mother
31:39And my rainbow starts with black
31:41One of my all time favorite books
31:44Oh thank you
31:45I've got to ask you
31:46Did you base this story on your real life too?
31:48So the book is true
31:50You know Jenna
31:50I just think everyone does their best writing
31:52When they're not worried what other people think
31:54That's the office
31:56Upstairs
31:58I thought she was at the Greyhouse
32:00So did I
32:01Lindy Littlejohn
32:02Thank you so much for being here
32:04Oh thank you Jenna
32:05It's been wonderful talking to you
32:07Please turn this story into a book
32:09I'll think about it
32:10Okay bye bye
32:19I killed it
32:23You have to write the book
32:25Oh my god I feel like I have another chance
32:27I could write something
32:28I could write something great
32:30You already have
32:31Yes Les supported me
32:32But I wrote
32:33I am a writer
32:35Right?
32:36I'm here
32:37I can support you
32:38I feel like me again
32:39Richie this is
32:42Like where have I been?
32:44You know
32:44Like I've been here the whole time
32:46And it's like I forgot
32:47I forgot
32:49I was right
32:50Here
32:53I'm a writer
32:56Wait are you crying?
32:58No
32:59You're little
33:01Me too
33:16Mom?
33:18Mom
33:27Oh, my God.
33:58Oh, my Jackie Baldwin?
34:03What the fuck?
34:19Oh, my God.
34:28Were you here all night?
34:29Oh, shit.
34:30Lindy.
34:31Wait, what time is it?
34:32Oh, okay.
34:33So you're new.
34:35So everything's okay now?
34:36Yeah.
34:37Yeah.
34:38I admit, there's a little something between us, but nothing happened.
34:41We had a breakthrough.
34:41Oh, well, she looked great on the Today Show.
34:44Vivian?
34:45Lindy.
34:46Lindy?
34:48Vivian.
34:48Who's on what?
34:50Lindy was on the Today Show this morning.
34:54How did she...
34:56What did she look like?
34:57What?
34:58What?
34:58What?
34:59Is that how did she look like?
35:03What?
35:03What?
35:10What?
35:15What?
35:22What?
35:22What?
35:23What?
35:28Lindy?
35:34Lindy?
35:37Lindy?
35:37Lindy, where are you?
35:38Right here, Les.
35:41And I can take care of myself.
35:45Yeah, clearly, you're on the fucking Today Show.
35:48I'm worried, sick, I'm working all night, and poof, you're writing again?
35:51You're a viral sensation? Who knew? Not me.
35:53Poof, I'm six inches tall. Who knew? Not me.
35:57Keeping secrets was your idea.
36:00I think you're taking that to the extreme.
36:02I think you're taking that to the extreme.
36:04You're delusional.
36:05You're delusional.
36:08I can't lose you, Lindy, I can't.
36:10No more traps, Les.
36:12Lindy? Is that you?
36:17Mom!
36:18Dad?
36:21What's going on?
36:23Oh my God, Grandma.
36:25Is she dead?
36:26No, she just fainted.
36:27Quickly, run to the pharmacy, get some bromides.
36:30What the fuck are bromides?
36:32Google it! She's having one of her spells.
36:34Grandma has spells?
36:35Yes!
36:36She's, she's, she's old.
36:37Hurry up!
36:38Hurry, hurry, hurry!
36:42Mom!
36:44Okay, Mom.
36:46Okay, Mom.
36:47Oh!
36:48Here we go.
36:49Mom?
36:51Mom, it's okay.
36:53Hey, Mom.
36:54Hey.
36:55Mom.
36:58Hey.
36:59Hey, it's okay.
37:00Hey.
37:01You just fainted.
37:04Yeah.
37:04I saw, I saw her.
37:06Saw who, Mom?
37:08Lindy.
37:10She, she was so small.
37:12Yeah, Lindy's not here.
37:14Remember, Mom?
37:15I saw her.
37:16Like, like a little doll.
37:18She was, she was like a real life little Lindy doll.
37:21I think you mean one of Lulu's little dolls, Mom.
37:24No, no, no.
37:24I know what I saw and I, I, I saw her on, on TV too.
37:29No.
37:30No.
37:31Lulu?
37:31No, no.
37:31Lulu's not here either, Mom.
37:33Lulu's not here.
37:34I think you're a little confused.
37:35No, Mom, I'm not confused.
37:36Yeah.
37:36You're lying to me.
37:38I am your mother.
37:40Tell me the truth.
37:41Okay.
37:42Okay.
37:42Um.
37:43Ah, come on.
37:44Come on.
37:44Sit down.
37:45Come on.
37:46What?
37:46Just sit, sit.
37:48So, um, okay, so, um.
37:50Okay, so this is, this is hard.
37:53What?
37:54This is hard, but the truth.
37:56Yeah?
37:58The truth is, um, that I put a painkiller in your tea and hallucinations are a side effect.
38:06So, there is no tiny Lindy.
38:08You want?
38:09Yeah.
38:09Why?
38:10When?
38:11Because of your back.
38:13Because I know it's been bothering you and I wanted you to relax and, yeah.
38:16You drugged me?
38:19What kind of son drugs his own mother?
38:23Concerned son, huh?
38:25No.
38:25No, no, no, no.
38:26You're not sorry.
38:27You are manipulating and controlling and a liar.
38:31And you are without a doubt your father's son, which breaks my fucking heart.
38:36What?
38:37Oh.
38:37Whoa, what?
38:39I failed.
38:40I'm, I'm guilty.
38:41I, I tried.
38:42I tried to protect you from this.
38:44From, from what?
38:46From becoming your father.
38:48My, well, I, I'd say you overdid it.
38:52Huh.
38:52Because I was invisible.
38:53Huh?
38:54And I still am.
38:56Yeah, that's what fucking drives me and that's fine.
38:58But dad is a kind and fair-
39:01An asshole.
39:03Who keeps me on a tight leash.
39:05But, I have made my peace with that.
39:09And my marriage is not your marriage.
39:12Whatever you have done to Lindy.
39:14And I mean whatever you have done to her.
39:17She is not me.
39:19She needs to be off the leash.
39:20She needs to be free out of anyone's control.
39:24I don't know what you are hiding.
39:26But you are not remodeling.
39:28And if you are lying to me, I'd bet the farm you are lying to her and yourself.
39:33Mom.
39:34Mom, I love you.
39:36No, no.
39:37You love you.
39:39What is it your Dr. Carmichael says?
39:41Dig deep.
39:42If I were you, I'd start digging deeper than you've ever dug before.
39:46Find the truth.
39:48Keep on lying.
39:49Keep on burying.
39:50And you will lose her.
39:51If you haven't already.
39:55She was going to leave me.
39:56It was an accident.
39:57No, there are no accidents.
40:00Isn't that a chapter in your doctor's book?
40:04Tell her.
40:06Tell her what you did.
40:08Tell Lindy everything.
40:11Because until you are honest, you are fucked, dear.
40:33And that's the complete and honest truth of it.
40:37And I love you, Lindy.
40:40And I need you, Lindy.
40:42And I miss you.
40:57And I miss you.
41:02And I miss you.
41:15She left.
41:16She left.
41:17This isn't about grandma, is it?
41:23Mom left you.
41:29She left us, didn't she?
41:41I'm trying to hear you and see you and be honest with you if you're ever going to forgive me.
41:47And the truth is, the truth is that I was scared.
41:52You were going to leave me and I didn't want to lose you.
41:55And so, um, I miniaturized you.
42:02On purpose, I did it.
42:07And that's the complete and honest truth.
42:09I miniaturized you.
42:12On purpose, I did it.
42:15Miniaturized you.
42:16On purpose, I did it.
42:19Miniaturized you.
42:20On purpose, I did it.
42:25Miniaturized you.
42:28Miniaturized you.
42:29On purpose, I did it.
42:51Miniaturized you.
43:06Miniaturized you. On purpose, I did it.
43:28I did it.
44:10I did it.
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