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00:06Let me worry about nails.
00:08The only thing on your mind should be Nobel.
00:11General, Hilton has moved up the investor presentation to tomorrow.
00:16Unless you can figure out the formula.
00:17We are dead.
00:18I'm tiny, and I know it's a shock.
00:20Dad did this.
00:21It was an accident.
00:22Professor Littlejohn is the true author of Untitled on Purpose.
00:25Your publisher better have deep pockets.
00:28You are good people.
00:30I misappropriated my student's story and didn't correct it.
00:33I flunked out of school.
00:34I have to go in front of the review board tomorrow, make a case or whatever.
00:38Dad.
00:38What did she tell you?
00:39A lot.
00:40You know I love you, kiddo.
00:41Yeah, I know.
00:42She didn't tell me that she loved me back.
00:44Now you're being dramatic.
00:45Now she thinks I'm a fucking liar.
00:46Every dad disappoints eventually.
00:48It's finally your turn.
00:50What the fuck are you...
00:54You're dead.
00:55I am very much a lie.
00:56I never meant to hurt you.
00:57Yes, you did.
00:58Call it even, even Steven.
01:00You know she's coming for you.
01:02Oh, I do.
01:03And I can't fucking wait.
01:23Oh, God damn.
01:26Oh, Uncle Sam can get behind that, huh?
01:29My Pentagon pals are going to love this tiny shit.
01:32He's so cute.
01:33Yes, what's even cuter?
01:35Shipped across the world for the price of a first-class stamp and then restored to regular
01:39size on the battlefield from bang to boom.
01:43Oh, and with your connections, bang to boom to big fucking bucks.
01:59General, this changes everyone.
02:31I'm coming for you.
02:35You crossed the line.
02:38You made me tiny and tried to flush me down the toilet.
02:45You wanted to drown me.
02:48It's my turn now.
02:52Death is too easy, but I can make you suffer.
02:56Your swimming pool, moat, cannot stop me.
03:03I may be small forever, but I've never been more powerful.
03:19I must destroy your greatest prize.
03:23I must break you, Drago Rocky IV.
03:34Laughing up.
03:36Laugh it up.
03:42Let's reset.
03:44Let's do it.
03:44Let's do it.
03:45Let's do it.
03:46Let's do it.
03:48Let's do it.
03:51Let's do it.
03:59Let's do it.
04:16well well well am i to assume you're blocking my path to protect less i'm protecting science
04:24you're protecting the man who tried to kill you drawn to wrath by you it was a kiss
04:30a naked kiss fine a naked kiss now move
04:38richie please don't make me hurt you hurt me you destroyed me richie
04:52i am sorry truly sincerely sorry
05:01you're a good man a really good man now please move
05:09i implore you to think about what you're doing
05:13hilton let's move the demonstration to this morning this this is that's his last chance
05:19to fix the formula and so we just we both need him to succeed so regardless of what's
05:25happened just think about your future and mine
05:33your generosity of spirit will be instrumental in our restoration and a scientific discovery
05:39for the ages one worthy of the recognition of the highest order the nobel
05:51richie richie richie richie richie
05:56you almost had me convinced get the fuck out of my way
06:02i would rather die a six inch death than see less little john win a fucking nobel
06:13you're gone you're gone you're gone you're gone into the heart of darkness
06:21the curve the curve follow the curve the curve to infinity
06:33you need to reset you need to rest i'm so close what's the map what is it you don't see
06:53what don't you see
06:58what don't you see
07:06what don't you see
07:11what don't you think
08:27You made a fucking canoe!
08:31I'm bigger than you!
08:33I will crush you!
08:35I will win!
08:41Oh, come on!
08:45Oh, come on!
08:51Help, man!
08:53Lindy!
08:56Lindy!
08:58If you're hurt, answer me!
09:00We can call a timeout!
09:04I don't know what to do!
09:06I don't know what to do!
09:09I'm coming, Lindy!
09:11I'm coming!
09:12I'm coming!
09:13And I'm trusting!
09:16This is the timeout, Lindy!
09:18We're free, right?
09:21I'm here now!
09:23Ow!
09:24Ow!
09:25Ow!
09:28My pathetic hero.
09:31I called a timeout.
09:33I didn't agree!
09:34Oh, you're a poor sport and a monster.
09:37You deserved it.
09:38You're a sore loser.
09:40You preyed upon the last shred of my compassion.
09:43Good.
09:44Now we're even.
09:45Time in.
09:46So there was a timeout.
09:48In your mind, I'm dumbing down to play along.
09:51Oh, you don't need to dumb down.
09:53You've been dining on a dumb luck for the last 20 fucking years.
09:56Dumb luck.
09:57That's what jealous, resentful people call talent.
10:01Talent is the battle cry among housewives over midday chardonnay.
10:06I teach!
10:07Yeah, those who can't do.
10:10What's the saying?
10:10You want to see a woman's future?
10:11Look at a mother?
10:12Well, you are your mother.
10:14That's not even the saying.
10:15Idiot.
10:16I'm no idiot.
10:17I'm a literal genius.
10:19Who's out of ideas?
10:20A science has been who will be so close for the rest of his life.
10:26At least I started something and finished it and won.
10:29That Nobel you want to fuck so bad, I will kill us both before letting you win it.
10:36Start and finish.
10:38I win again.
10:40Well, you know there's just one thing I'd love to finish?
10:42You.
10:44Ow!
10:44Ow!
10:45Ah!
10:46Ow!
10:54Alright, already!
11:02What?
11:05What happened to you?
11:07Your eye.
11:09Your eye.
11:09Ew.
11:09Nothing.
11:10Why are you here?
11:11You're late.
11:12What time is it?
11:13Presentation time. You're not answering your phone.
11:16Hey!
11:16Hey, down here!
11:18Wait a second.
11:19He made me tiny! Down here!
11:21Just a minute.
11:23Fuck me.
11:28Five minutes. I'll be right behind you.
11:52Hi, Lulu.
11:54Hi, tiny mom.
11:56Oh, funny.
11:57I'm back at school.
12:00How did it go with the review board?
12:02It hasn't happened yet.
12:03But, um...
12:06I'm thinking about bailing.
12:08Oh, yeah. I get that instinct.
12:12What would you do?
12:15Uh...
12:15Okay, let me think.
12:18Um...
12:19Well...
12:20I know you're excited I called.
12:21Don't make it a thing. I will hang up.
12:24Got it.
12:25I would want to bail, too.
12:29But...
12:29Older, tiny me...
12:33Might come to regret that.
12:35Like, regret what?
12:37It's self-destructive.
12:40And they control the narrative.
12:47Lulu?
12:49That's...
12:51Pretty good parenting.
12:53What the fuck?
12:56I might know a thing or two about a thing or two.
12:59There she is.
13:00I can only be me.
13:02Hey, so, you know, um...
13:04I was thinking.
13:05You get to hold this my husband-trunk-me shit over dad for, like, forever.
13:12Like, you could be tiny for forever.
13:16Which...
13:16That's kind of cool, but...
13:19Is it called forever?
13:21You know, I'm just saying, you know, forever leverage.
13:24Yeah, I'm not thrilled with the idea of forever.
13:27Uh, but I currently...
13:29Don't have a choice.
13:30So I am making peace with it.
13:33Are you stamping your tiny foot right now?
13:35And if a tiny person stamps their foot, does it make a sound?
13:38Once again...
13:39Funny.
13:40Just thoughts.
13:42Okay.
13:44I think I know what I'm gonna do.
13:46But I want it to be a cliffhanger.
13:49Bye, tiny mom.
14:13So you're gonna hate me, but then you're gonna love me.
14:15I need a third option.
14:17Sid called.
14:18Oh.
14:19Ultimatum.
14:20Lindy's second book, or your imprint is dead.
14:23Like her patience.
14:24Lindy doesn't have a second book.
14:26Or does she?
14:27No, she does not.
14:28Hell yes, she does.
14:31Ultimatum.
14:32Jackie finished her novel, Untitled On Purpose.
14:34That was quick.
14:35Well, she's prolific.
14:37And driven, and willing.
14:38But I have a strict moral code.
14:40Huh.
14:41So let's wheel and deal.
14:42You get the book, slap Lindy's name on it, save your imprint, or...
14:48My dad.
14:50He doesn't know anything about this yet.
14:53Yeah, so I did a little research, and it's true.
14:56Jackie finished her novel, and your cowboy has a daughter, and it's hell.
15:01This is the hate part, but, like, let's just focus on the love part.
15:06Which is what, exactly?
15:08Whatever you choose.
15:11It's an ethics test.
15:13Your imprint, or my dad.
15:15Lies, or love.
15:28Me.
15:30I choose me.
15:32Which means I choose him, whatever his name may be.
15:34Love the me choice.
15:36Hate the rhyme.
15:37Is this going to be a problem?
15:41First thing you've said that I respected.
15:44Philip.
15:45Dad's name's Philip.
15:46Goes by Flip.
15:48Flip.
15:50I flipped for Flip.
15:52Oh, God.
15:54That's a good thing, right?
15:55Very.
15:57How does one solve the problem of feeding the world?
16:03Only less little John knows.
16:06Now, what if we could take, say, an ear of corn and shrink it to a fraction of the original
16:12size?
16:13I can assure you, you'll be here.
16:17A hundred, a thousand ears of corn.
16:29I know I'm late.
16:31I know I just, I just need a minute.
16:36I fell down.
16:37Oh, really?
16:38Mount Kilimanjaro?
16:39Yes, practically, yes.
16:41Hilton.
16:42Hilton is going to sell the tech to the military.
16:46Bang to boom, I said.
16:48What, after we solve?
16:50We're hungers?
16:51No, instead of tiny soldiers, tiny missiles.
16:55Big surprise.
16:56But I am so close.
16:58For real.
16:59For real.
17:00I know.
17:00I believe you.
17:02Now, Hilton owns the tech.
17:03He's going to do with it whatever he wants anyway.
17:05But we can't be party to that.
17:09So, walk.
17:10No, run.
17:11You run away.
17:16I don't think I can.
17:18Give them what they want.
17:18You out the tech and government hands, but not the restoration.
17:24Okay?
17:24What about my Nobel?
17:25What if I'm out of ideas?
17:27Um, it's time.
17:32Me?
17:34You have the fate of the planet in your hands.
17:39Me?
17:40Don't fuck it up.
18:12And I thought that was a problem, but it's not.
18:18It's just the process.
18:20And I can figure that out here or somewhere else.
18:31Honestly, I'm okay either way.
18:48Any chance you might be swinging by the airport tonight?
19:10He looks fucking nuts.
19:13Yes, quite.
19:15Science is not magic.
19:18No.
19:20There is no, ta-da!
19:23There is not.
19:24It is work.
19:26Hard work.
19:28Evidently.
19:30It's frustration.
19:32It's passion.
19:34It's misery and joy.
19:36And it's fear.
19:38You can spend years lost wandering among the trees, wishing, hoping, maybe even praying,
19:44which goes against all established scientific understanding that maybe one day you will finally see the forest.
19:52Well, today is that day.
20:00Let's finish what we started.
20:10Here are my final thoughts.
20:15h-hat equals h-bar omega times a dagger a plus one-half plus p-hat squared over 2m plus
20:292 over m omega squared x squared, which...
20:34Which...
20:44Which...
21:01It's upside down.
21:04It's...
21:06It's inverted.
21:10Janet.
21:11Invert.
21:13M omega squared x squared over 2.
21:18Bombs.
21:19Invert.
21:20Invert!
21:24Inverted.
21:25M omega squared x squared over 2.
21:32Carl.
21:33Implement.
21:35Him 여자.
21:35I'm gonna lift.
21:40I'm gonna press!
21:41h-h-h...
22:04How are we doing?
22:04Let's make history
22:39Gentle people
22:40Three minutes
22:42Until the curve reaches limitless stabilization
22:46Translation
22:48Ta-da
22:56Okay
22:59Fuck, I fucking hate tape measures
23:05Okay
23:07It is time you knew the truth
23:09About Dr. Les Littlejohn
23:32I did it
23:33I did it
23:36I did it
23:38I did it
23:40We made history
23:43Limitless stabilization
23:45Yes
23:46Translation
23:48Hilton, the corn
23:50Let me
23:50Let me
23:51Let me
24:03Sweet
24:04And crisp
24:06Mwah
24:07You did it
24:08Who knew
24:12Oh, oh dear
24:15Oh, oh god
24:19Are you okay?
24:21Les
24:23Whoa, whoa, whoa
24:25Give me some space
24:26Les, Les
24:27Are you okay?
24:28Give me some space, give me some space
24:30Ta-da
24:34I got you
24:36Finally
24:37I got you
24:38Fuck yeah
24:39You did
24:39Awesome, Les
24:44Oppenheimer's got nothing on you, huh?
24:48Thank you
24:49Thank you, man
24:55Let's talk numbers
24:56What the fuck?
24:57Let's talk numbers
25:10Oh, no, you didn't
25:14Okay
25:17I fucking hate tape measures
25:20It is time you knew the truth
25:22About Dr. Les Littlejohn
25:25All right, Mills
25:26You want to know more about Les's secret project?
25:30Here I am, eh?
25:34Les
25:34Oh, oh
25:36Is it the corn?
25:38Are you sick?
25:39No, it's not the corn
25:39Somebody emailed something
25:40Something not good
25:42To a journalist
25:43And that something is going to destroy me
25:45Just when
25:45Nils
25:46Is that the journalist?
25:48Yes, how did you know?
25:49You mentioned him before
25:50Yes, well, imagine what he could do
25:52If he had something on me
25:53Something big
25:54Small
25:54But very big
25:55What do I do?
25:57You're set
26:00Relax
26:01Relax
26:02Today
26:03Is your day
26:05No
26:06It's our day
26:09We did it
26:12Partners
26:14Don't worry about Nils
26:16Yes, Vivian's taken care of it
26:19Nils has retired
26:21Permanently
26:23Nils
26:24Is not a problem
26:27He's not?
26:28Who sent you the email?
26:30Tell Vivian
26:31Who is your problem?
26:34Are you going third person?
26:35I find it effective
26:37I find it effective
26:37In situations such as this
26:38Now
26:39Tell Vivian
26:44Fine
26:46Doesn't matter who
26:48Sometimes
26:50When
26:50Someone threatens
26:52The most important thing
26:53In the world
26:54To you
26:54You have no choice
26:57But to eliminate them
26:59Because the someone
27:01Who would do something
27:02Like that
27:03Is never going to stop
27:06You
27:07Are going to have to stop them
27:12Does that scare you?
27:14No
27:14Yes
27:16No
27:16A little
27:17I'm not suggesting
27:18You physically murder someone
27:20Did you think that?
27:21No
27:22Yes
27:23No
27:24A little
27:25No
27:25I'm only suggesting
27:26Get creative
27:28Why yes
27:30Get creative
27:32And then
27:33Leave the rest to fate
27:37Fate
27:38Makes its own choices
27:42Fate
27:45Yes, that is creative
27:49Come on, Nils
27:51Woo
27:59Write me back
28:00Write me back, Nils
28:02Jesus
28:05Come on, Nils
28:08No
28:10Lindy
28:13Lindy, I have a surprise for you
28:17I'm unarmed
28:18There's no tricks up these sleeves
28:20I come bringing tidings of great joy
28:24I solved the restoration formula
28:26I can make you big again
28:29If that's something you're interested in
28:39Going to celebrate?
28:43I've decided
28:44We're keeping him
28:46Yeah
28:48He won't play ball
28:49You don't know that
28:50I do, actually
28:52It's kind of my thing
28:53Just fire him
28:55I can get him to play
28:57Les' brain is a valuable asset to us
29:00More valuable than mine?
29:02Or yours?
29:03You're making me choose
29:04You're making me choose?
29:05Well
29:06Then we should both choose wisely
29:17What?
29:17I'm not even blocking you
29:19Just go around
29:21Alright
29:27You better not be fucking with me
29:29Oh no
29:31It's true
29:32I did it
29:32I remain a literal genius
29:34Look
29:36I miniaturized and restored Mr. Magoo
29:40How's that proof I never saw him tiny?
29:42I hate that cat
29:43Well, that's funny
29:45He told me he hates you too
29:47What's that, Magoo?
29:49Huh?
29:52You're hungry?
29:54Poor thing
29:55He's been through a lot
29:57What am I saying?
29:58You know
29:59Sort of
30:00Well
30:01Gotta feed him
30:02Be inhumane not to, right?
30:05You know
30:06Dr. Carmichael said that
30:08I can't force change on you
30:11So
30:11I'm having second thoughts about making you big
30:15I think I've learned that I have to accept you for who you are
30:19The way you are
30:21And that you're never gonna stop
30:25I gotta eat myself
30:26Worked up quite the appetite
30:27I think I deserve a good meal
30:31And so I bid you farewell
30:33And I wish you the best of luck
30:40I'll leave it up to fate
30:55Good kitty
30:57Easy, Magoo
30:59Easy
31:00Easy
31:13Magoo
31:13Stop
31:14Dad
31:14Dad
31:16Stop
31:17I'm tired
31:21So be honest
31:22When I took a bite of the sweet corn
31:23Did you think I was going to explode?
31:25Did you?
31:25You didn't?
31:26Did I?
31:27I don't know
31:27I mean
31:27I mean
31:28Not really
31:29But you know
31:29I was thinking
31:30Trust the map
31:31Trust the map
31:32That's what I
31:33Oh, did you see Hilton?
31:34Did you see his face?
31:35Was he scared?
31:35I didn't see
31:36Let's not focus on Hilton
31:37Yeah, fuck that guy
31:37Let's focus on me instead
31:39Let's focus on us
31:42Yeah, I'm the fucking golden boy
31:43Cheers to me
31:44Cheers to us
31:46And everything we want to accomplish
31:49Together
31:51You know, I can't believe it
31:52I mean, I can't believe it
31:52But I can't believe it
31:53Because, you know
31:54I did make fucking history
31:55If only Lindy could see me now, right?
31:59Lindy?
31:59Yeah, you know
32:00I saw her
32:00In my science thoughts
32:02At the podium
32:03That cocktail napkin
32:05When she turned it right side up
32:06Bang!
32:07That was it
32:07I got it
32:08Invert
32:09Lindy
32:10Mm?
32:11Helped you
32:13With science
32:14Yeah
32:14I guess
32:16You know
32:17Cheers to me
32:18Again
32:20You're not really eating
32:21I feel ill
32:22Yeah, so do I
32:23A little bit
32:23In my stomach
32:24I think it's excitement
32:25Less
32:26We shared
32:28We got personal
32:31Mm-hmm
32:32We have secrets
32:35I thought we were partners
32:37A scientist
32:39Standing in front of another scientist
32:41Yeah
32:42Of course
32:43You helped
32:44Helped?
32:45Yeah
32:46Like Lindy helped
32:48You both helped
32:50But
32:50I plan on thanking you
32:53In my acceptance speech
32:54When I win the Nobel
32:56And not
32:56Lindy
32:57And then everyone will know
32:59That you contributed
33:00And not Lindy
33:01And that's very important to me
33:03Not Lindy
33:04Is more important to you
33:07Than us
33:10Not really following
33:11Exactly
33:20I think you should collect your things
33:22Uh, from what?
33:23From here?
33:24From the office
33:25Oh yes
33:25Good idea
33:26We need more space
33:27We do
33:28In a way
33:30Excuse me a moment
33:33Can I, uh, order you anything else?
33:37I'm done
33:51Is that
33:52Is she leaving?
34:07Fuck
34:11What's my stuff?
34:13Hey
34:15I know you can see me
34:17Open the fucking door
34:20My ID's not working
34:26Where is Mr. Magoo?
34:28You gonna let me in?
34:30Where is Mr. Magoo?
34:35Is this about a cat?
34:36I want my tiny
34:40Cat back
34:41I restored him
34:42I took him home
34:43It's fucking Lindy's cat
34:44I hate that cat
34:47I don't know who you are
34:52Oh, you're gonna let me in?
34:56Oh, fuck this
35:04Think you can lock me out
35:06Motherfuckers
35:07Motherfuckers
35:09It's my fucking world
35:10It's mine
35:17Goddamn it
35:19Oh
35:20Goddamn it
35:26What was the plan here?
35:30My ID didn't work
35:32My ID didn't work
35:34And you were gonna drive through the lobby?
35:38Yeah
35:42You didn't listen
35:43I tried
35:45I was passionate about it
35:48I cursed
35:49I warned you about these people
35:53You did
35:54You dummy
35:55Now it's over
35:58Hilton has everything
36:04We have nothing
36:07Well, I
36:08I couldn't help it
36:11It's my life's work
36:12I had to do it
36:14Les
36:16The Nobel was never on the table
36:19They were always going to steal your tack
36:23Martin
36:24Without the Nobel
36:28I'm not worthy
36:31Worthy of what?
36:39Her
36:42Lindy
36:46I needed Lindy to be proud of me
36:52Lindy
36:53Lindy's the only person
36:54Who's ever really gotten me
36:56Seen me
37:00Lindy
37:03Can't get her out of my head
37:05She's everywhere
37:12Oh God
37:14Oh fuck
37:15Oh fuck
37:17Oh
37:18What?
37:18I can't keep up
37:20Can you get back in there?
37:21What did I just say?
37:23I have to get the formula
37:24Oh fuck, fuck
37:25I can't go home without it
37:26I need a ride
37:27No, you're gonna have to take an Uber
37:28Because I got Dana
37:29No, you're gonna fucking drive me home
37:31Fucking now
37:32This is life or death, Martin
37:33For real this time
37:34What?
37:34It's really, really real
37:35Magoo could eat her
37:36The cat
37:38Yeah
37:38I'll explain
37:38What do you mean?
37:39I'll explain to you and Dana later
37:40You're gonna drive me
37:41Come on
37:42Why?
37:42What are you
37:54Wow
37:57Fuck
38:04Richie
38:05What?
38:05No, no, no, no
38:06What?
38:13The fat lady has a son, man
38:15Okay?
38:15I appreciate your
38:16You're alive
38:17You're alive
38:17You're the wrong one
38:18But I just
38:19I'm trying to reconcile
38:20Les, the husband
38:20And Les, the scientist
38:21What drives a man
38:22To such generosity
38:24And compassion
38:25Towards science
38:25And yet such selfish
38:27Heartlessness
38:27Towards his wife
38:28I just
38:29Tell me
38:30Why?
38:31I'm asking again
38:32Why Les?
38:34Richie
38:35What?
38:35No, no, no
38:35This is not the time
38:36Listen
38:37Why marry a man?
38:41Reggie
38:45Yes, because it's gone
38:47Daddy gone
38:47Love is gone
38:49It's gone
38:49Daddy gone
38:50Love is gone, it's gone, daddy gone
38:53Love is gone, it's gone, daddy gone
38:56Love is gone away
39:04When I see you, eyes will turn blue
39:10When I see you, thousand eyes turning blue
39:16Cause it's gone, daddy gone
39:17Love is gone, it's gone, daddy gone
39:22It's gone, daddy gone
39:25Beautiful girl, lovely dress
39:28Zipping smiles, oh yes
39:31Beautiful girl, lovely dress
39:34Where she is now, I can only guess
39:37Cause it's gone, daddy gone
39:40It's gone, daddy gone
39:43It's gone, daddy gone
39:45It's gone, daddy gone
39:48Love is gone away
39:51Gone away
39:54Gone away
39:57Gone away
40:00Gone away
40:00Gone away
40:02Gone away
40:04Gone away
40:11Gone away
40:12Gone away
40:14Of course it's just you, you think it's a弱, people
40:16Then we use a play
40:16of the landscape
40:16And descrição
40:16They're in these venues
40:16These were these events
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