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00:07new year new us we can renew our vows i love you but i fell in love less promised me
00:16a fresh start
00:17now it's time to blow your minds we call this the future i am fucking amazed
00:26i pretended to be your book agent i didn't write the story it's my students work i closed the deal
00:32you're gonna change the world you get back in the workshop and you figure it out let's move our
00:38renewing our vows to next year that's a fantastic idea richie i'm leaving less i need you i have been
00:45by your side for 15 years
00:52oh you're alive
01:36last oh fuck
01:44it's time is it
01:52oh
02:08how much did i drink last night
02:11last
02:16why would you put the plaid back up
02:21it's my eyes
02:24my head
02:36oh wow that really cleaned up
02:43last
02:49who's at the door
03:02what is this nonsense
03:13no no no no no no no
03:15lindy
03:16everything is fine
03:18don't freak out
03:20no
03:33Okay, I'm opening up the dollhouse.
03:36Stop screaming at me!
04:01There you are!
04:04You're okay!
04:08I am not okay!
04:17Can you hear me?
04:18I am not okay!
04:26I am not okay!
04:28It works!
04:29I can hear you!
04:31You're too loud!
04:33Sorry.
04:34Well, now I can't hear you.
04:36How about now?
04:37No, too loud.
04:39Now?
04:39No.
04:40Softer.
04:41No.
04:42Better.
04:43I hate this fucking thing!
04:48Can you hear me now?
04:51Say again.
04:51Can you hear me now?
04:53Yes!
04:54Oh!
04:55Sorry.
04:55Sorry.
04:56I'm so sorry.
04:57Are you okay?
04:58I'm fine!
05:00I heard that.
05:01God, I think we got it.
05:03Hi.
05:05What the fuck, Les?
05:07I heard that too.
05:08Loud and clear.
05:09Okay.
05:10Mindy, I'm so sorry.
05:11It was an accident.
05:13And, uh, I can't believe it even happened.
05:16I, I, I, I...
05:17But you're incredible.
05:18I mean, you're beautiful.
05:25Are you smiling right now?
05:27No.
05:28No, no, no.
05:29No, of course not.
05:29I, I just, I...
05:32Just like, wow.
05:36Wow.
05:36Wow?
05:38Wow?
05:38No, I apologize.
05:40You're my wife.
05:41You're not an experiment.
05:42I...
05:42Oh, I should hope so!
05:45Jesus.
05:46Oh my God.
05:46This is your job?
05:48This how you're gonna solve world hunger?
05:50You're gonna make everybody tiny so, so they don't, what, eat more?
05:55I don't...
05:55Uh, do, do you want me to answer that, or...?
05:59Explain it to me!
06:01Well, um, it's called cellular reduction.
06:05And, um, it's the process of miniaturization and restoration of organic fruit and vegetables.
06:12And that's how I plan to solve world hunger.
06:15Explain how you're gonna make me big again!
06:18Jesus!
06:19I don't give a shit how it works!
06:21Oh, right.
06:21Well, I just reversed the process.
06:23That's the restoration part.
06:25Great!
06:27Restore me!
06:29Now, please!
06:31I can do that.
06:32Um, uh, but first, uh, a surprise.
06:35Meet me in the dining room.
06:41Merry Christmas, Lindy.
06:43Les, do I look merry or hungry?
06:47Well, it's kinda hard to tell from this distance.
06:49Um...
06:50I'm not.
06:51Make me big again, now!
06:53Heard that?
06:54Loud and clear?
06:55Um, the thing is...
06:57Tell me you can make me big again, Les!
07:00I can, and I will.
07:01Um, the thing is that it's just...
07:03I think it's just gonna take a day, uh, or two.
07:07Tops.
07:07But, you'll be fine.
07:09Everything's gonna be okay.
07:10You're healthy.
07:11Uh, I checked your vitals.
07:12Wait, I could die?!
07:14Tiny?!
07:15No, you, you're not gonna die, Tiny.
07:18Ha, ha, ha.
07:19You'll be safe in the dollhouse.
07:21Because it's, it's almost exactly the same as our househouse.
07:25Um, the stove works, the refrigerator works, there's food, the water runs, and I shrunk a few of your favorite
07:33things to really make you feel at home home.
07:35Uh, your clothes.
07:38From your closet.
07:40Um, and, uh, this curling thing.
07:47And your hairbrush.
07:49Uh, cold cream.
07:51Looked important.
07:52Ha, ha.
07:53Oh, and I remembered your coffee.
07:55And the coffee maker worked perfectly, right?
07:57Oh, one crucial thing.
07:59Um, the toilet.
08:00Uh, it works.
08:01I figured it out.
08:02Just don't ever look in the hall closet.
08:04Downstairs.
08:05Ever.
08:06You will be restored to regular size.
08:08Uh, I, I promise it.
08:09This is just temporary, Lindy.
08:11I am so close.
08:12Truly.
08:14Now it's so close?!
08:16Not a day or two?!
08:19Tom?!
08:20Less?!
08:21You motherfuckers!
08:24Hey.
08:25Calm down.
08:30Calm...fucking down!
08:50Hey, Lindy.
08:54I'm gonna need a minute
08:58I don't want to be little
09:04He's been away
09:13Thank you
09:15You can refilm the ladies' cup too
09:21She's on her way, Bob
09:23She's gone back to her husband
09:25No
09:25They always do
09:27Not this time
09:28Nope, nope, nope
09:28Because we've got plans
09:30Yep
09:31We've got concrete plans
09:36How about
09:38A ten-day getaway to Vermont for two
09:42Uber-romantic
09:51There are multiple reasons she could be late
09:53No, I know Lindy's coming
09:55Why, you may ask
09:58Because our love story is woven into the fabric of time
10:03Destined to be written
10:05Immortalized for generations to come
10:09Oh
10:10Quiet, everybody, please
10:12Quiet, please
10:13Sorry
10:15Oh
10:16It's work
10:16It's work
10:19Hey, Martin
10:22Well, I
10:23You know, I was
10:23I was gonna head out of town, so
10:26No, no, no, no, no, no
10:27Of course, of course
10:28I'll just
10:28I'll head into the
10:29Into the lab
10:33No
10:33No, I've not heard from us
10:36Wait, what do you mean you can't get a hold of them?
10:40Yeah, okay, bye
10:41Does this mean your romantic getaway is canceled?
10:46Martin, can I be honest?
10:47I love your service
10:48But I don't love the negative energy
10:54Peace, Alfred?
11:00Take those off, I feel like a specimen
11:04And come closer, I don't want to keep yelling
11:10Jesus, the 96?
11:12If there was ever a time
11:14I know why you didn't tell me about your work
11:17Well, I couldn't, it was top secret
11:19I signed an ironclad NDA
11:21That's bullshit
11:23You didn't trust me
11:26Which makes me so sad
11:29Makes me so sad
11:32Fuck you
11:34But
11:36Yeah
11:41Well, I didn't exactly hide it from you either
11:43What?
11:46Happy birthday, Lindy
11:49They are so cute
11:53Wait
11:54And legible?
11:56Happy birthday, Lindy
11:59They're so cute
12:01Oh, and functional
12:03Happy birthday, Lindy
12:06How cute
12:08And accurate
12:11The dent from when I sideswiped a mailbox
12:16Never put it together
12:17You also said you didn't want to know
12:23Well, you're not leaving me
12:24Well, I have to go so I can fix you
12:26No, no, no, no
12:27No, Les
12:28Take me with you
12:29I'm portable
12:30You will be safer here in the dollhouse
12:32I feel very not safe
12:33I feel very small
12:35And like something bad could happen
12:37I won't let something happen
12:39Something did
12:40Something else
12:41Beyond the accident
12:42But I have to go to the lab
12:44So I can fix you
12:45Please, Les
12:46I do not want to be alone
12:47Please, I'm scared
12:49Well, what if I can show you
12:50That, um
12:52Being small isn't scary
12:54Oh, God
12:54I've always wondered what the world would look like
12:57If I were six inches tall
12:58Not me
13:00I can show you
13:01No, I, I don't
13:03Aren't you just a little bit curious?
13:05I will be restored to regular size soon
13:09I promise
13:10Trust me
13:14Okay
13:15This is crazy
13:19Oh, God
13:21I will be restored to regular size Picasa
13:24Oh, God
13:24Oh, God
13:31Oh
13:32Oh, God
13:32Oh, God
13:36Oh, God
13:36Oh, God
13:39Oh, God
13:44Oh, God
13:47Oh, God
13:57Yeah, I mean, everything's really big.
14:02Really big.
14:16Wow.
14:18I can only imagine how different everything looks, right?
14:23You see this dust ball?
14:26Do you think I could choke on this?
14:29Oh, yeah, put that down.
14:34Hello, Dolores.
14:35Look who it is.
14:37See?
14:37She's not that scary.
14:39Why is she looking at me like that?
14:41Oh, oh, it's puffing up.
14:43Do you see what it's doing?
14:45No, no, no.
14:46It's trying to eat me.
14:47No, this is not interesting to me.
14:50Can you put me down, please?
14:51Can you put me down?
14:58Oh, it's fun, right?
15:07We all love a train ride.
15:09Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:11Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:19Merry Christmas.
15:22Merry Christmas.
15:25Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:28Woo!
15:30Merry Christmas to me.
15:39Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:42Maybe too many times around?
15:44I want to get up.
15:47I don't want to eat it.
15:48Oh, I'm going to be sick.
15:50Oh.
15:52Oh, God.
15:55Oh.
15:57Oh, my God.
15:59Hey.
15:59Oh.
16:01It's going to be okay.
16:03I'm so sorry this happened.
16:06I'm so incredibly sorry.
16:09Oh.
16:10Oh.
16:18Water truck ran out of shrinking gas.
16:20So I'm going to go to the lab to refuel.
16:22What am I supposed to do with this?
16:24I thought I could crush it up and you could maybe snort it.
16:28I don't know.
16:29I'm Scarface.
16:30I'll just gnaw on it or something.
16:36How are you feeling?
16:39Really?
16:39I mean.
16:40I know what you mean.
16:43Better.
16:45I did always love this couch.
17:02When you're ready.
17:04Ah.
17:05Pour away.
17:10Don't be shy.
17:13So, this is my, uh, tiny little life now?
17:19Temporary tiny life.
17:21How long again?
17:22A day.
17:23Two at the most.
17:24I'm so close.
17:25So close.
17:26Yeah.
17:27Yeah.
17:32Did you microwave this off the floor?
17:34Floor is clean.
17:35You're the first person to ever walk on it.
17:37Huh.
17:38Six inch tall Neil fucking Armstrong?
17:41Kind of.
17:50Less you put parmesan in the potatoes.
17:53Potatoes a la Diane.
17:56With a twist.
17:58Who?
17:59Reese Witherspoon from Legally Blonde.
18:01She's going to play me in the movie.
18:03She's going to play the sister character.
18:05I still don't know who that is.
18:07Walt?
18:08She's blonde, wears pink, goes to Harvard.
18:11That's a stretch.
18:12What?
18:13I am blonde.
18:14Les said that we could be twins.
18:16I'm sure he's just being kind.
18:18No, no.
18:18I think with the right hair and makeup, you know Hollywood.
18:21I mean.
18:21It's beyond me why they're even adapting the book into a film.
18:24Because it sold a million copies?
18:27Because it won the Pulitzer?
18:28Sir, Hollywood must be out of ideas.
18:31You're not excited?
18:33Laura Dern is playing the mother.
18:35I adore Laura Dern.
18:37But I question her judgment.
18:39The book wasn't well received.
18:40I repeated one the Pulitzer.
18:42The Guardian dubbed it literary popcorn and added,
18:45that does not a Pulitzer make.
18:47Their words.
18:48Which you memorized and repeat constantly.
18:51I can barely show my face at Wine Club Wednesday
18:54without Carol turning her nose up at me
18:57as if I were the devil incarnate.
18:59Walt?
18:59Your mother needs your Wine Club Wednesdays.
19:02That's not a stretch.
19:03Mom, it's fiction.
19:06Carol didn't see a character.
19:08Carol saw me.
19:10And the me in your book is a monster.
19:12It's a comedy.
19:13It's a dark comedy.
19:14A coming-of-age story
19:16about a woman who felt abandoned and silenced
19:20by a monster-of-a-mother character.
19:24You try being a single mother of two young girls
19:28whose husband walked out one day without a word.
19:31Walked out or was driven away?
19:33Jim abandoned me.
19:34No, he stopped being married to you.
19:37He abandoned me.
19:40Me too.
19:41And he's still the hero.
19:43I tried my best.
19:46Walt?
19:46If I may, Walt?
19:48Diane, have you tried the potatoes?
19:50I call them potatoes a la Diane.
19:54I'm with a twist.
19:55Is the twist a turn of the knife?
19:57It's Parmesan cheese.
19:58Try it.
20:05It's too rich,
20:06but absolutely divine.
20:09Just like you.
20:15Walt, I think we should visit the arch tomorrow.
20:19I hear it's dreadful.
20:22Yes.
20:23Yes.
20:24No, I don't get the arch.
20:25It's like an arch for what?
20:27It's the gateway to the West.
20:30I think it's great.
20:31I can barely show my face.
20:34Wine club Wednesdays.
20:37Hollywood has run out of ideas.
20:39I think Laura Dern is a very generous cast.
20:41I have to say hello.
20:47What's going on?
20:48Do you have a sec?
20:49Oh, yes.
20:50Yes, please.
20:51Will I hear?
20:52We'll be quiet.
20:53We'll be fine.
20:54Oh, all right.
20:55You're set to high volume.
20:58Honey?
20:59Watch, watch, watch.
21:00Watch, watch.
21:02Okay.
21:03Fine.
21:03Okay.
21:03Good.
21:04Bye.
21:05Come on.
21:06Wait, wait, wait.
21:10Go.
21:12Go ahead.
21:13Go ahead.
21:17Okay.
21:19Try defending me.
21:20I always want.
21:22Always defending me.
21:23Come on.
21:24Come on.
21:24Come on.
21:25Come on.
21:25Okay.
21:25Okay.
21:26Okay.
21:26Okay.
21:26Okay.
21:35oh jesus waltz can we help you obviously this isn't the washroom it's down the hall with the
21:42light on the one with the toilet i can see the light
22:01okay okay maybe i can't be quiet
22:14i'm not really like her though right my mother i'm i'm not like diane am i does that make me
22:21walt
22:24seriously seriously seriously seriously no fuck no no she's unbelievable and not in a good way
22:36it's gonna be okay it's only a few days
22:43only a few days
22:51it's only a few days
22:52it's only a few days
23:22yeah what what what it can't be right
23:33okay i'm coming in but now
23:35i'm coming in but now i'm coming out
24:02Magoo!
24:03Magoo?
24:07Stay, stay!
24:12No, no, no, no, no, no!
24:18Magoo?
24:19Come here.
24:23Ow, fuck.
24:24You fuzzy fucker.
24:38Stop.
24:40Stop it, you're fine.
24:43I feel bad enough already.
24:47I mean, she's safe, right?
24:50I mean, she's safe, right?
25:01Hey!
25:03Hey!
25:07Yes, Richard, what is it?
25:09Oh, you seem upset.
25:11No, Richard, I'm fine, I'm fine.
25:13You know, I sometimes come to my car to cry too
25:16when I need a release, so...
25:18I get where you're at.
25:20Okay, right, is that all?
25:22Now you've got me worried.
25:23Is everything all right at home?
25:25You know, with your wife, Lindy, Lindy's her name, right?
25:27Yes, Richard, she's fine.
25:29Good, good.
25:30Yeah.
25:31She's just keeping busy over the holidays.
25:34Yes, Richard, she's at home writing.
25:36She's keeping busy.
25:37She's writing, writing.
25:39That's wonderful.
25:40That's wonderful.
25:41Richard, get your butt inside.
25:44I'm sorry you used profanity.
25:46I'm upset.
25:49I'll see you later.
26:00I'll see you later.
26:01Les?
26:03Les?
26:09That is a toy.
26:16He left me?
26:19Right.
26:23Why?
26:24I have to trust him.
26:26I cannot spiral.
26:29Huh?
26:31Oh.
26:32Yeah.
26:33Why not?
26:35Okay, that's...
26:37That's good.
26:38Space colon?
26:39Colon?
26:40Colon-al.
26:43Colonel.
26:44Space colonel.
26:46Next stop, Uranus.
26:49I couldn't...
26:50Fuck, I'm already spiraling.
26:53You made me believe you were so close.
26:55So I believed you.
26:57Yes, and you should believe me.
26:58That's our deal.
26:58There is mathematical truth in stating I am so close.
27:02So what does so close mean to you in this context today?
27:07My God, I can't put an actual number on it.
27:10I don't know.
27:11What?
27:12Oh.
27:13What have you done?
27:15What have I done?
27:16Martin, I didn't want to say you have one job.
27:19Contract is for 30 days.
27:22That's insane!
27:23Well, you said that you were close!
27:2630 days?!
27:28Well, it will work.
27:30I mean, the math says it will, and math is never wrong.
27:33So...
27:34Now you have 30 days!
27:35No, no, no.
27:36We have 30 days.
27:37Oh, now it's we.
27:38What does it say exactly?
27:39What does the small print say exactly?
27:40It says that we have 30 days to prove that the restoration formula
27:46works, or the patent on our tech...
27:49On my tech, thank you.
27:51Reverts to Hilton, and Hilton sues you.
27:54Sues us.
27:55For fraud.
27:57And you go to jail.
27:59To jail?
28:00Well, can he do that?
28:01He can.
28:02And after 30 days, it goes.
28:04The tech, the lab, the bobs, gone.
28:09But, but...
28:10Okay, so how do I make...
28:14How do I...
28:16How do I make things big again?
28:18Because I have to make things big again.
28:20Well, after 30 days, you can't.
28:25This is really too silly.
28:28I mean, can he actually do this?
28:30Yes, he can.
28:32It says it right here.
28:35Les.
28:38How bad is this?
28:42Okay.
28:47I'm not even going to ask about the cat.
29:07Hey, I...
29:08I got you something for Christmas.
29:11Oh, I...
29:12I didn't get you anything.
29:14Oh, that's...
29:15It's okay.
29:17I didn't want you.
29:19Like what Shakespeare used to write with.
29:22You know I like Shakespeare?
29:24Well, everybody knows you like Shakespeare.
29:27Bars guard.
29:28Well, you talk about it a lot.
29:32Um...
29:32You seem a little bit down.
29:34No, I'm, uh...
29:36Just tired.
29:37Yeah.
29:38I was waiting up last night for someone...
29:41Someone special.
29:43You know, and it's just...
29:46You know...
29:47Oh, Merry Christmas.
29:49Thank you, Janet.
29:51This is a very thoughtful gift.
29:58Thy returneth...
30:00To thine grind.
30:09Okay.
30:11Buddy.
30:14Any room over here?
30:18Any room over here?
30:23Oh.
30:26Right, okay.
30:30Looks good.
30:32Okay.
30:38Oh, God, man.
30:43Okay.
30:45Oh, my God.
30:50Oh, there we go.
30:51Oh, good.
30:58Oh, a classic.
31:01Gama!
31:06Volume.
31:09We're never turning this off.
31:12Okay, Sax.
31:16So, we've got popcorn.
31:20But no candy.
31:25Oh, less.
31:27That's just for me.
31:37Richard, I need everyone at the top of their game today.
31:39It's a big day.
31:40It could be the day.
31:41Needs to be the day.
31:43Or two.
31:44At the most.
31:50Here are my thoughts.
31:54Adjust the last line on the Maxwell's stress sensor to B sub J.
31:58Minus one-half times the quantity epsilon naught.
32:02Times E squared plus B squared over mu naught.
32:06Complete.
32:07Thoughts.
32:07Thoughts complete.
32:08Bobs.
32:09Implement his thoughts.
32:16B sub J minus one-half times the quantity of epsilon naught times E squared plus B squared over mu
32:25naught.
32:25Complete.
32:27Carl, implement his thoughts.
32:37All right.
32:38All right.
32:56Complete.
33:12Let's make history.
33:14Let's make history.
33:23Let's make history.
33:24Let's make history.
33:26Let's go.
34:02A great attempt in the name of science.
34:05Richard?
34:06Bob the Explainer?
34:08Nominal success.
34:10Subject expanded to regular size for 2.1 seconds.
34:14Same as previous attempt.
34:16Result, molecular disequilibrium.
34:19Eraser Bob, see medic.
34:20Bring in Fred.
34:21Clean up an aisle everywhere.
34:24Richard?
34:25We're waiting on analysis to proceed.
34:27We'll adjust based on your thoughts.
34:30We'll go again.
34:31No, you won't.
34:33If this is your definition of close, we have a big problem.
34:37You working in a bubble with your staff and your secrets ends today.
34:42Moving forward, everything that happens in this lab will be authorized by me.
34:46No, no, no, no, no.
34:50Um, this is not how we work here.
34:52We are making history, okay?
34:55That corn was regular size.
34:58It's incredible.
34:59As a scientist, how can you not see that?
35:01Reports, equipment, results, any spending whatsoever, everything you use must be logged up to and including packets of instant oatmeal
35:09in the break room.
35:10Can I explain my fiber deficiencies?
35:12Okay, everybody, everybody.
35:13This is Virginia.
35:15Vivian.
35:15Vivian.
35:16I don't know her last name, but she's new here, and she doesn't know how things work.
35:20And, Bob, you don't need to worry about your oatmeal, okay?
35:22Can we just talk about this?
35:25Martin, you know exactly how much money this science circus is hemorrhaging.
35:30I don't care about the money.
35:31Of course you don't.
35:32You spent seven years and several hundred thousand dollars designing your logo.
35:38I had to open the books.
35:39Well, it had to be perfect.
35:41What?
35:42Irresponsible and deeply sad.
35:44Dr. Littlejohn, it's no longer your money.
35:46It's Hilton Smith's money.
35:48This is his lab now, and I run Hilton's lab.
35:51Ergo, I run this lab.
35:53This is unacceptable, and it's ridiculous.
35:56And do something.
35:58Okay, no we, no we, just me.
36:01I want to talk to Hilton right now.
36:04Well, good luck reaching him.
36:06He's spending the holidays piloting an experimental submersible off the coast of Guam.
36:11Guam.
36:13Guam?
36:13What?
36:14Shut it down.
36:15We'll try again tomorrow, together.
36:19These ladders are an OSHA violation.
36:21You're an OSHA violation!
36:25Dear hairy Jesus.
36:27And I hope Hilton gets crushed into ketchup by 400 atmospheres of pressure!
36:3229 days.
36:33It's not helpful.
36:34Not the point!
36:44What have I done?
36:52Midnight for the stars and dew
36:59Midnight and a rendezvous
37:06Your eyes held a message tender
37:12Saying I surrender
37:15All my life
37:16No, it's my phone.
37:19Oh, it's my phone!
37:21Oh, oh!
37:25Come, come, come, come!
37:26I'm sorry!
37:27What?
37:39No!
37:41No!
37:42No!
37:45No!
37:49No!
37:50No!
37:51No!
37:52No!
37:52No!
37:52No!
37:52No!
37:53No!
37:55No!
38:00Fuck, did you just say something?
38:09Am I losing my mind?
38:17I can see me in you.
38:23Do you know?
38:25What?
38:26Ah, what is that?
38:30Oh, fuck.
38:36I gotta get out of here!
38:43Oh!
38:44Fuck!
38:46Ah!
38:51Jesus.
38:52God damn it, Len!
38:57For God's sake.
39:03God damn it!
39:05Oh!
39:06Oh!
39:10Ah...
39:12Ah!
39:18Ah!
39:20Ah!
39:22Ah!
39:25Ah!
39:32Oh!
39:52Oh, my God.
40:07Oh, my God.
40:13Oh, my God.
40:28Oh, my God.
40:38Oh, my God.
40:40Oh, my God.
40:40Oh, my God.
40:47Oh, my God.
40:57Oh, my God.
41:49Oh, my God.
41:57Oh, my God.
42:06Oh, my God.
42:08Oh, my God.
42:15Oh, my God.
42:19Oh, my God.
42:20Oh, my God.
42:21Oh, my God.
42:23Oh, my God.
42:23Oh, my God.
42:23Oh, my God.
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