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00:07the door is still locked explore the dollhouse that's shrunk everything
00:13terry i didn't write the story it's my students work then can you please fix this fucking mess
00:19we have 28 days or the attack the lab gone you know i'm gonna crack this wide open and change
00:25the world so join me it's not a cat i would consider lifting a few of the protocols plus five
00:33minutes
00:33no two one later maybe done only be a couple more days eight packs of economy-sized toilet paper
00:39couple of days my ass lulu you're home hurricane lindy is tracking northeast what category is she
00:46don't say that
00:49i'm here my popcorn how long until you can fix me i don't know
00:56richie
01:06and now to deliver our graduating class's valedictorian address
01:20that's my daughter valedictorian it's no big deal
01:27this place
01:31is dead to me
01:42that's my daughter
01:51richie
01:53oh my god oh my god i i i can't believe it i just oh my gosh wait you you
02:02shrunk yourself i did
02:04i have so many questions i have all the answers oh god i'm so relieved i'm excited
02:10i need to ow what is that oh you'll get used to that that is loud that's less that's less
02:15yeah he's
02:15walking around what this is nice you need to hide oh where get in the closet oh yeah that says
02:20do not
02:20enter ever don't worry about it it's fine hurry hurry hurry hurry it smells really bad
02:25okay
02:35good morning morning coffee and a chat yeah sure
02:51oh
02:54is this really necessary i just want you to be safe anything could happen okay enough with that already
03:01wait that was a red light reaction my green light response is i appreciate your concern
03:11and and my green light response is i know the circumstances are not ideal and i am truly truly
03:18sorry about that oh the red lipstick and toothpaste
03:29oh but i will miniaturize them when i can um but i did get a travel size toothpaste so it's
03:35a little
03:35bit smaller and hilton has these new protocols so i will i will find a workaround
03:41thank you oh and about lulu i thought a lot about what you said last night and i will speak
03:47to her
03:47about the accident about me about hurricane lindy it's inappropriate and it's hurtful
03:54i appreciate that thank you about you and the accident um i do think that our
04:00current situation would traumatize her and sadly i could see her blaming you if not handled properly and
04:07so i i would like to propose accessing dr carmichael's marital toolbox and employing the upf tool
04:15do you agree i agree one condition oh i'm i'm open and i'm present we stick to the definition of
04:23united
04:23parental front no backdoor deals that was once i i apologized and i have grown fine
04:38this is kind of nice isn't it yeah except for the tiny elephant in the room
04:44fair enough and i promise i didn't forget about the laptop it's just new investor new protocols
04:50got it no problem
05:00bye
05:06oh is he gone wait and okay we're clear do not go in there there are cameras though but we
05:16have time
05:17he takes a while before he checks them let's go i should change
05:27um how did you get up here i'll show you
05:37richie oh i could cry hidden stairs you you built this well you know i have a degree in engineering
05:46too
05:47of course you do
05:59follow me
06:05oh you're a genius richie right well i actually am yeah but there's more more but i love stairs
06:16what what is this so we can get where we're going fast i brought desdemona where's desi taking us
06:23all the way
06:33you thought of everything and i brought everything everything
06:42what is this so we can get past the new protocols i don't know maybe i'm a badass
06:48yeah maybe you are come on desdemona give me a little more
07:04in my sleep dreams last night i had an epiphany it's the middle of the night
07:08and i wake up to find a gun pointed to my head the assailant has one question and i must
07:16answer
07:16correctly or he'll pull the trigger and the question is how do you me overcome 30 seconds to fragmentation
07:28isolation isolation isolation janet it's janet that's what i said oh um
07:34yes janet now we think of the equation where's richard um he's taking a mini sign sabbatical to
07:39care for a loved one i don't understand that sentence he's not here today nor will he be here
07:44tomorrow he's absent for an indeterminate amount of time and to his loved one has recovered can
07:49he do that according to the protocol manual yes who's the loved one company policy precludes
07:54disclosure of said loved one i reject that i need richard i could be your new richard temporarily
08:05reset where was i richard janet isolation yes so if we think of the equation as chain we can posit
08:12that a single counterproductive link would be responsible for the regrowth instability so
08:17we find that counterproductive link we isolate it and we proceed from there in the principle of last
08:24action let us change epsilon to delta and a partial t to partial d oh maybe not h hat try
08:33four pi epsilon naught
08:35try five pi epsilon naught no no no seven okay you know what make it a hundred
08:48good i've got your attention uh allow me to introduce myself i'm uh your new boss hilton smith you know
08:55me from the world pretty active out there uh listen i just have one question for each and every one
09:02of
09:02you who's hungry yeah yeah got you got you yep over there this guy seems smart hilton good to see
09:12you
09:12we break for lunch in half an hour oh yeah but i i've had in and out burgers flown in
09:17from california
09:17in half an hour that sounds great uh no one wants a cold burger we are on a very tight
09:25schedule in my
09:26lab every millisecond counts as you can see from the recently installed doomsday clock looming over us
09:31that's not a clock that's me looming over everything that's mine this lab you these people every
09:40millisecond belongs to me so i get to decide what to do with it and right now it's burger time
09:53fine we'll break now and we'll return 10 minutes early okay great you hit everyone come on let's go
10:02burger time let's go science science you need to put some food in your mouth so science can come on
10:08your
10:09brain oh hey i got animal style for you austin lez my suggestion eat every last bite of your burger
10:16let's go
10:36lulu
10:39steffi i'm gonna pull over
10:46hi how are you they still let you work there oh yeah new management and i don't steal as much
10:53so
10:53oh right i mean i steal a little bit but it's uh i got to keep this job now that
10:57i'm like a serious
10:57college student you're in college don't act so surprised sorry i didn't no it's fine i um i go to
11:05forest park community college it's uh oh yeah great so what are you studying psychology
11:14uh gonna help people out with their bullshit you're gonna start with yours
11:21um how's uh good made it through finals you know it's so weird seeing you my mom was just asking
11:28about you she always liked you you know yeah um what did she say oh you know she just asked
11:36why we
11:36stopped hanging out oh what did you say i told her you turned into an asshole hmm funny i wasn't
11:44kidding okay yeah i get it okay you you fit in i didn't i think you didn't want to fit
11:49in i think
11:50you wanted to be an asshole easy there psych 101 i'm just saying i remember you know like before
11:57before before you decided you want to get the out of here we used to laugh a lot
12:11mr jones
12:18mrs berns
12:22okay well it was good to see you what are you doing tonight i know the door guy at crabby
12:26pete's no id
12:27he's gonna be necessary well who's gonna be there oh everyone you shut out during high school
12:34hmm a warm room hard pass come meet my college friends they don't know you clean slate
12:42you could gasp have fun or i could oh feel miserable yeah but isn't that like
12:52you're buying you know it good to see a crack and a smile so sardonically right yeah i'll text you
13:02bye
13:02bye
13:20is this how you got it
13:25oh what is all this i recreated our first milestone date
13:30the bistro at washoe the campus square the snowflakes the place that you said you were your happiest
13:37sorry what is going on right now i oh okay i forgot one thing
13:44richie how did you get in the house oh i watched a youtube video on how to pick locks you
13:50can learn
13:50like anything like anything on youtube like anything oh
13:59oh shit oh shit oh shit just freeze
14:23okay
14:24that was a good idea
14:28run no no no no no no
14:34close it over oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
14:42i know
14:47i present jackie baldwin hi hi take seats miss layland the flight was just heavenly oh you've
14:58got a little taste of first class ah miss layland oh terry whoa i'm sweating miss layland would you
15:06um i'm sorry would you mind pinching me so i know i'm not dreaming this is crazy let me just
15:13a little
15:13squeeze see jackie this is real i'm real the uh the six figure book deal i'm offering is very real
15:27oh my goodness professor little john sending me to you is just too real i mean miss layland how do
15:36i
15:36even begin to thank her well i should be thanking her for sending you to me lindy is a once
15:41in a
15:42generation writer a voice that cuts through the noise a book editor gets one of those if she's
15:47lucky and here i am starting one of my second you are just one signature away i'm adding your name
15:54to my own imprint
16:03oh sorry
16:14you know terry i should probably have my lawyer look at this first
16:21you have a lawyer she's close by how close because i uh i do need to be getting back to
16:29it
16:30well i'm sure you have a minute for a once in a generation writer
16:35you're a quick study uh i unleash hell no punchline you got my text sure did
16:43terry meet hell i'm her lawyer and her cousin
16:49once removed oh you might want to jack your phone
17:01oh i see
17:04looks like we both have a google alert for professor little john
17:10okay here it is buried an nda good thing i know where to look
17:18we're not total rooms
17:21excuse me i just need to use the restroom i won't be a moment
17:27the old heave ho elevator
17:29the old heave ho elevator
17:34the old heave ho
17:36the old heave ho
17:39the old heave ho
17:41the old heave ho
17:58takes the shine off the boot
18:08go on
18:21don't
18:21you don't know what i was gonna say
18:22enlighten me
18:23that was bullshit
18:24this is still my lab
18:25i am the head scientist
18:28follow me
18:54is this allowed no does hilton know
18:59no
19:00no
19:00so i guess everybody does have secrets
19:04and now we have two
19:06but
19:09in the name of science
19:11he looks happy
19:14is that your scientific assessment
19:16yeah observation is foundational
19:18so beyond observation how's he doing
19:20strong vitals good appetite clean fluids solid feces
19:24what more could one ask for
19:25also noted increased speed and sensitive hearing
19:29interesting
19:30but not harmful
19:32quite the opposite
19:32happy
19:33as you've observed
19:35is accurate
19:37don't waste your energy
19:39on hilton's antics
19:40think of him like an overbearing father
19:42with a sense of humor akin to pull my finger
19:45there is no pleasing him
19:47and he can only please himself
19:51i have been told that um
19:54an overbearing father figure is the trigger for me
19:57a scientist who's been to therapy
20:00since we're getting personal i have no um
20:02that no problem
20:03many people have been to therapy
20:05couples therapy
20:07so
20:08there you go
20:09mm-hmm
20:10you are surprising
20:11which is
20:13surprising
20:15i'll bite
20:16i can do personal
20:19how did it go
20:20okay i'll bite back
20:22um
20:22it's ongoing
20:24dare i say complicated
20:25vivian you have no idea
20:27less you got my name right
20:28you just call me less
20:31which
20:33please do
20:46is this awful after union station on market street
20:49richard
20:49what's the fucking plan
20:51i forgot you
20:52okay
20:55you've had a phone this whole time okay
20:57because i asked for help and you brought me a piece of fucking pie
21:02but we have a phone okay so
21:04here's the plan
21:05hit me
21:07i richard paul ware willingly sacrifice my natural size and myself in the name of love
21:15oh fuck
21:15for the greatest love story ever told
21:17you will pen our story inspiring lovers for generations to come thereby earning a second pulitzer
21:25then we will live out our days
21:28in the doll house
21:29as tiny people but only in size not in spirit not in heart
21:35happily ever after
21:40that's that's the plan
21:42yeah that's the plan
21:43so you uh i just want
21:46why though would you shrink yourself without a plan to make us big again
21:56richard
21:56well i mean
21:57you have no fucking plan at all
21:59do i have that right
21:59well no
22:00oh my god
22:01huh
22:01no no no no no no
22:03why did i think that you would have any answers
22:05i thought you were gonna save me
22:08oh my god
22:09no no no no no no less than the team are gonna solve the formula eventually like they're so close
22:14not every line
22:14huh
22:14no no no no no no no no we can choose
22:17tiny bodies big love
22:19big empathy
22:20It's big love.
22:21Choose?
22:22You think I would choose this?
22:25Ah, it's a run out of battery.
22:27I should have packed the charger, but I put the pie in instead because you said it was your favorite.
22:32I'm walking away before I punch you in the fucking throat.
22:35What?
22:36Wait, should I follow you?
22:38No.
22:39The train has left the station, okay?
22:42I'm going to get the next train.
22:44I'm going to get the next.
22:44No.
22:45It's the end of the line, Richard.
22:48All right.
22:48And the end of the metaphor, okay?
22:50All right.
22:51Do not fucking quote Shakespeare.
22:56Lindy?
22:58Fifteen years of silence.
23:00Not 15 years of silence, but 15 years of silence.
23:06And now my dream, my imprint, my publishing imprint.
23:10Harry Leland Publishing.
23:12Simple, elegant, dignified.
23:17Slipping through my manicured fingers.
23:22Does she care?
23:23No.
23:24Does she demand more?
23:26Yes.
23:27Are we still friends?
23:31I don't know.
23:37You help her.
23:40Who helps you?
23:44Me?
23:50Transactional relationships are unsustainable.
23:56Unlonely.
24:04You are good people.
24:07I know at least 30 people who would disagree with you about that.
24:12More opinions don't equal truth.
24:20You are so wise.
24:32You got me in a twist.
24:37I like that.
24:40A lot.
24:51May I, may I ask, um, are you married?
24:56You may.
25:01Oh.
25:03Are you married?
25:04In a way.
25:05Is he, uh, she, he, he, he, is he, um...
25:09Alive?
25:10In a way.
25:12Oh.
25:12We're starting with alive.
25:13Isn't the term alive binary in its nature?
25:16A living organism is considered alive if it exhibits certain characteristics that differentiates it from non-living matter.
25:24In a way, my husband cannot be differentiated from non-living matter.
25:28May I ask?
25:29No, we're done here.
25:31But it felt good to share.
25:34Oh, no.
25:35What?
25:36I think Mr. Magoo is having a seizure.
25:38A seizure?
25:39What?
25:40She could die.
25:41Okay, I can't lose her.
25:43Her?
25:44I, I, I'm sorry, him.
25:46Clearly.
25:46Are you okay?
25:47Yes, I just love the fucking cat.
25:49Okay.
25:50The seizure has stopped.
25:52His heart rate is back to normal.
25:53Okay, good.
25:54My heart is racing.
25:56Okay.
25:59Your pulse is excessively high.
26:01The wrist, excessively sweaty.
26:07I, uh, nothing can happen to that cat, okay?
26:10Mr. Magoo is fine.
26:11I'm more worried about you.
26:14I appreciate your concern.
26:16I, uh, let's go.
26:19Excuse me.
26:27Come on, where is she?
26:32Oh, come on, where is she?
26:33Where is she?
26:35Where is she?
26:36Come on.
26:38Come on.
26:46I'm utterly alone.
27:04I was just looking for you.
27:06Why?
27:07I wanted to tell you how much I loved your speech.
27:11What are your notes, Professor?
27:13No notes.
27:14Very efficient use of your words.
27:16Yeah, sure, right.
27:18Fishing again.
27:20Listen, I know that you didn't want to do anything for graduation, but I wondered if you and I could
27:25go get milkshakes at Mandy's.
27:30I'm not ten.
27:33Yeah, uh, I know.
27:35I just thought it would be, you know.
27:37A nostalgic?
27:38Mm-hmm.
27:39Yeah, you busted me.
27:40I'm so uncool, so...
27:44It's just ice cream.
27:45What do you think?
27:47Okay, I can't.
27:49Um, I'm leaving.
27:51For where?
27:52College.
27:53It's June.
27:55College starts in the fall.
27:56Didn't Dad tell you?
27:58He got me, like, some internship or observation, whatever thing.
28:03Uh, no.
28:05No, Dad did not.
28:07Dad did not what?
28:09Lose summer plans?
28:11I didn't tell you.
28:13No.
28:14Well, it was very last minute.
28:15Um, I thought I told you.
28:17Sorry.
28:27Where are you going?
28:31Didn't I tell you?
28:40You're the second person today, drowning sorrows in a milkshake.
28:44Oh, yeah?
28:45Huh.
28:46Was it another mother?
28:52It was me.
28:56How are you sad, Ever?
29:00I'd ask you the same thing, but I've read your work.
29:03And I mean that with all respect and a hint of jest.
29:08Do I know you?
29:10No.
29:10No, no.
29:12I know you.
29:13And I love you.
29:15In full transparency, I work at the lab with your husband.
29:21Oh.
29:21Well.
29:24Too bad.
29:29Yeah.
29:37You know, I would be remiss if I didn't take the opportunity to tell you how much I admire
29:45and adore you or not.
29:49No.
29:49But no, look, your ability to capture the weight, the burden of the mother's complicated emotional
29:56relationship, not only with the daughter, but with herself.
29:59Come on.
29:59That is a master class.
30:00It is a master class in dimension and in heartbreak.
30:04And in a lesser writer's hand, it could come across as cartoonish or salacious, but I was,
30:11I am, you know, it stays with you, and deeply moved by the daughter's ability to thrive under
30:17the complex emotional circumstances thrust upon her.
30:22It is a hero's journey underneath a comedic cry for help.
30:32I just wanted to give that daughter a hug.
30:37It's productive, I know, but it's true.
30:45I could really use a hug.
30:49This might be overstepping, but I would be happy to provide one.
30:56Okay.
30:58Okay.
31:18Is this okay?
31:21That's perfect.
31:25Your mom's here.
31:27Yeah, okay, thank you, Barb.
31:33I should, I should go.
31:35Okay.
31:39She doesn't like to drive at night.
31:41The sun's out.
31:42It's setting.
31:58I am alone.
32:02We're all alone.
32:03We're all alone.
32:04We're all alone.
32:06We're all alone.
32:10We're all alone.
32:12We're all alone.
32:15We're all alone.
32:18We're all alone.
32:19We're all alone.
32:20We're all alone.
32:22We're all alone.
32:24We're all alone.
32:24We're all alone.
32:25We're all alone.
32:25We're all alone.
32:25We're all alone.
32:26We're all alone.
32:26We're all alone.
32:27We're all alone.
32:29We're all alone.
32:34Come on.
33:19What are you doing?
33:20I'm going home.
33:22Because of the showdown at high noon over burgers?
33:25In my lab, I am the sheriff, okay?
33:26Great galloping god, what are you not getting here?
33:30Okay, there is a new gun in town, and he is wearing a black hat, but he has got the
33:35money.
33:36Fine, whatever. He started it.
33:38That's adult.
33:39I have to go home, Martin.
33:41Okay, you know what? Hey, hey, Hilton has not left the building yet. This does not look good.
33:45Oh, fuck him!
33:47Him! F me!
33:49F everyone!
33:50Okay, you know what? You are tying your own shoelaces to...
33:52Tell him it's a family emergency!
33:53What? Is it?
33:55Yes! People could be dead.
33:56What people?
33:57People!
33:57Who? What?
33:59People!
34:11Do we like that guy?
34:13We might.
34:15Okay, but do we have to, like, poke him a bit? You know?
34:18I can pull up the presentation, watch him shake, bake, and shit.
34:23Not yet. He's not... not useful.
34:26Okay, it's your call.
34:30Until it isn't.
34:32That's not what we discussed.
34:34As the brains and boots on the ground, as you like to refer to me, I have final say when
34:40it comes to the talent.
34:44The talent. Sure.
34:48But my gut's a poke.
34:51You can't help yourself, can you?
34:54Neither can you.
34:59Poke-a-poke.
35:01Don't.
35:03Poke-a-poke.
35:05Do not.
35:10What? I'm not touching you.
35:12Oh, you gonna go? Oh, really? Okay. Well, that's childish.
35:18Oh, God.
35:19Not now, Nils!
35:20No time for questions. No time for comments. Thank you.
35:24No problem.
35:26I'm on to something bigger.
35:27Oh, yeah? Bigger than me? I'm the story.
35:29Not anymore.
35:31What?
35:34Whatever.
35:35I gotta go.
35:51I'm not failing. We're here. Look, we're walking through the doors. It's gonna be fun. It's gonna be great.
35:57You said you were coming earlier. What happened?
35:59This is earlier. Wear a damn watch.
36:04What's up?
36:05Mike, this is my old friend, Lulu. We go way back. Lulu, Mike.
36:09Hey, go find me when you get a break, okay?
36:12Anything for you, boss.
36:15Wow.
36:18You got ID?
36:20What?
36:21ID!
36:22Yeah, I...
36:23It's...
36:23I'm just kidding. You look 21 to me.
36:25Oh.
36:32Hit Ray?
36:33I hate him.
36:43I hate him.
37:06I will save myself.
37:14Come on, fucker!
37:17Fucker!
37:19Fucker!
37:20Fucker!
37:21Fucker!
37:21Fucker!
37:22Fucker!
37:22Fucker!
37:28Fucker!
37:36Fucker!
37:37Fucker!
38:02This isn't goodbye, Space Cullen.
38:05It's over and out.
38:38It's over and out.
38:38I hated your speech.
38:40And I hate my grandma, so thank you.
38:43Yeah, I told you, you stupid assholes.
38:45It's her.
38:45It's a mic drop.
38:49See?
38:50No one cares.
38:51Fun, right?
38:53Sure.
38:54Are you at Forest Park?
38:55No.
38:56Are you kidding?
38:57It's just a question.
38:58Uh, she goes to school in Manhattan.
39:02Oh, did you guys know that her mom wrote,
39:04My Rainbow Starts With Black?
39:07That's your mom?
39:08We read it in class.
39:11Your mom's childhood.
39:13The dinner table.
39:14Wow.
39:15The class was narcissism fiction, and we know it's fiction.
39:19There's a lot of truth in fiction.
39:21Was your mom capable of showing you any kind of affection at all?
39:24What the fuck kind of question is that?
39:27It's so defensive.
39:28Not tracks.
39:29Hey, mic drop.
39:30Hey.
39:31What?
39:31Shots.
39:32No.
39:33Shots.
39:33Lulu.
39:33Lulu.
39:34Let's go.
39:35She...
39:35Please don't.
39:36No, it's not.
39:37It's fine.
39:38We'll do the shots with my job.
39:54Huh.
39:57You look, uh...
39:59Filthy.
39:59I was gonna say strong.
40:01So that's my phone.
40:03I'm impressed.
40:05That?
40:06Well, I hoped you would be.
40:08I'm driving.
40:10You're...
40:11You're what?
40:11Wait, wait.
40:13We're leaving?
40:13Yeah.
40:14We'll come back and loot the place.
40:18Where are we going?
40:20Into the sunset, Richie.
40:23It's the dawn of a new day.
40:30I'm a little worried.
40:32I miss you.
40:32What are you talking about?
40:33Oh, we need to get you some water.
40:35Water is dumb.
40:36It's just stuff in the lakes.
40:38Was your mom even capable of, like, showing any actual affection?
40:43Funny.
40:44She's drunk.
40:46Steph, I'm gonna go.
40:47I'll see you after the new year.
40:48Okay.
40:53What the fuck?
40:59Psycho.
41:01Let's go.
41:04Hi, guys.
41:05Hi.
41:06Oh, my God.
41:07Hi.
41:07What is wrong with you?
41:09I'm sorry.
41:10I don't go to LOL University with all y'all.
41:13You're acting like a bitch.
41:14Me?
41:15I'm bitch?
41:16I think you overreacted.
41:18I get it.
41:19Your mom's a trigger, but...
41:20Wait, wait, though.
41:20Is that, like, your professional opinion?
41:24Wow.
41:25Huh.
41:26Okay, look.
41:27You have to go to a better school if you want people to take you seriously.
41:31Okay?
41:32I'm just being real.
41:36Hey, you ever read your mom's book?
41:39No.
41:40Um, she wrote some shit about me one time, so, um, I already know she hates me.
41:45Hmm.
41:46Yeah.
41:47Uh, well, you might want to read it.
41:49Oh?
41:50Why?
41:52Because you're just like her.
41:56My drama.
42:09Word to the wise, you want to be liked.
42:12Don't be a dick.
42:13Okay.
42:14Word to the dipshit.
42:16I don't give a fuck who likes me.
42:19Uh, bullshit.
42:21Fact.
42:22No, you care too much.
42:24And it's showing.
42:25I don't give a fuck.
42:26I don't give a fuck.
42:51Liz.
42:52Mom?
42:53What are you doing here?
42:54What are you doing here?
42:55I live here.
42:56Well, you're supposed to be in Vermont here.
42:58I'm here to cat sit.
42:59Where is Mr. Magoo?
43:01Mom, stop.
43:03Put everything down.
43:06Put it down.
43:07Well, I'm almost done.
43:09Oh, my suitcase, it bumped the plan.
43:11I don't care.
43:11I don't care.
43:12Just leave it.
43:13Don't walk or move or do or touch anything.
43:19Anything.
43:24I just cleaned that up.
43:27Here, let me.
43:28No, no, no, please.
43:28Just don't.
43:29Please.
43:30Just stay where you are.
43:31Do not move.
43:44Stay.
43:56Mindy.
43:58Mindy.
43:59Mindy, where are you?
44:10Oh, fuck.
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