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00:26In the Merrymond the Dune
00:28And from me on my journey
00:30If they heard a joke so near
00:32He broke an art and said
00:33A wee rather tear
00:35Kissed me but with mother
00:37Drank a point a fear
00:38We've we've we've we've we've we've we've we've we've we've we've we've we've
00:42Wow!
00:43Help ya mother!
00:43Help ya mother!
00:44My God!
00:45Into douglas' brand new parent roads
00:48Grapna door the box
00:50Frightened all the dogs
00:51On the rocky road to double them
00:5412345
00:55Haunt the hair and tiger
00:57And down the rocky road
00:59And all the ways to double and whack for Al-Dee-Dah
01:27I don't know why you're getting so agitated
01:28I just said you have a rather large cranium
01:33Mr. Holmes
01:36You'll have to be quicker than that, Barney
01:40Saw that one coming in my lock
01:42You need to hide your intent for Barney
01:44I'm ready
01:47I'm ready
01:48I'm ready
01:49I'm ready
01:57Break it off
01:58Break it off
01:59Is that you, brother dear?
02:02Cheers, brother dear
02:04Put him down, Barney
02:05He's easy
02:10Nice of you to pop by
02:12Holiday's over
02:13Follow me, Sherlock
02:17Really, I meant no offense, Barney
02:21Captain, Bob, Mr. Dickey
02:23Sherlock, your brother couldn't get us out, could he?
02:25Hi, Pop, you heard the question
02:26I have one card to play, Sherlock
02:27It's either you or him
02:30Two years will fly by, Mr. Dickey
02:33What exactly landed you in prison this time?
02:36Reading
02:37Reading doesn't get you arrested
02:39So what did?
02:40Oliver Twist
02:42I rather took a shy into the Artful Dodger
02:44Ah, so sorry, sir
02:45I pickpocket my trade
02:47I thought to myself, I wonder if I could do that
02:48Allow me, sir
02:51This fell out of your pocket
02:53The problem is extracting a gentleman's wallet
02:55Isn't as challenging as returning it
02:56No, no
02:58Why would you be returning the wallet
03:00With its contents intact?
03:01It's the extraction that is the attraction
03:04That explains the first three months
03:05But you were sent down for six
03:07I am considering transportation to Australia
03:10I'm afraid that won't be possible, Your Honor
03:13Excuse me
03:131857, the Penal Servitude Act
03:16According to precedent
03:17A court is either bound by the decisions of the court above it
03:19Or the decisions of a court of equivalent standing
03:21Thus, in this case, making it conspicuously impossible
03:23To send a man to Australia
03:25Two months for contempt
03:26As you could be in breach of the Act
03:28Three months
03:28And in an ironic turn of fate
03:29Could subsequently find yourself stood in this very dock
03:32Six months
03:33I find it astonishing that the judge didn't see your point of view
03:37My point, exactly
03:40You could have got me out sooner
03:47Ah, there it is
03:49I knew there was a face underneath that nest of crows
03:51So, how was the food?
03:54The chef was often a little heavy with the weevils in the gruel
03:57But the claret was excellent
03:59You should try it sometime
04:01Yes, I'm quite happy where I am
04:03Respectable job in the civil service
04:05Respectable or conventional
04:07Secure
04:08Predictable
04:08Influential
04:09Tedious
04:09Reliable
04:10Consistent
04:11Stable and responsible
04:13You should try it sometime
04:14And on that note
04:16Prepare yourself
04:17I come bearing a gift
04:20Apprehensive
04:20I've secured you a place at Oxford
04:23Arguably the greatest university in the world
04:25You have, brother dear
04:26I have, brother dear
04:27Well
04:28I'm surprised
04:29Grateful
04:32I've always been rather fascinated by a life dedicated to the pursuit of learning
04:35And I'll be there on government business
04:37So I'll be able to keep an eye on you
04:38Make sure your hair is brushed
04:40Teeth are clean, shoes are shiny
04:41When do we go?
04:42Imminently
04:42I'm touched
04:44Moved
04:44Get dressed
04:46We're going to pay our respects to money
04:56Mr. Holmes
04:57We've moved your mother to a bigger room
05:12Sherlock
05:12Hello, mother
05:13Please don't stand
05:15My darling
05:17With the three months hard, my darling
05:20It's quite an education, really
05:23Does that hurt?
05:24Oh
05:25Only when I laugh
05:27Father wrote to me
05:28He's in Vienna
05:30Sounds well
05:33They're listening to me
05:38A whirring
05:40All the time
05:43They can hear everything I say
05:45And there's a man
05:46With a bird claw
05:49And he's coming back for me
05:54I'm sorry I haven't been able to visit much recently, mother
05:57It's not your fault
05:58But I'm in Oxford now
06:00So I'll be close by
06:03And I can visit much more often
06:06You have to promise me something
06:09Anything
06:10You must stay out of trouble
06:13Understood
06:14I will
06:15No more trouble
06:17I won't lose you too
06:27University College was founded in 1249
06:30Making it the oldest college in Oxford
06:32I did try to get you in there
06:33I tried Balliol College 2, 1263
06:36Then Merton, 1264
06:39Sadly, dear brother
06:40None of the founding colleges would take you
06:42So I suppose I'll have to put up with the clumsy modality of 1458
06:46Now, I got your foot in the door
06:49Time to start taking advantage of your advantage
06:55There's something you're not telling me, isn't there?
06:57You'll thank me for it
06:59One day
07:01Oh, Smudger
07:02Mr. Holmes, sir
07:04Sherlock Holmes
07:05That'll be me, sir
07:07This is yours, sir
07:13Mycroft
07:14Yes?
07:15Why is the head porter proffering an apron?
07:17You're a smart boy
07:18Work it out
07:20I'm to be a porter, not a student
07:22Oh, no, you've got to work your way up to be a porter
07:25You're a scout
07:26I'm a scout
07:26I'm a scout
07:27The scout does
07:28Whatever I tell him to do
07:32I'm here to serve and not to learn
07:34Oh, no, no, you'll learn, all right
07:35Come on, son
07:37The shitters aren't going to clean themselves, are they?
07:41Mycroft
07:42Go on, have a tea
07:44Mycroft
07:49The shitters, sir
08:02Mr. Chen and I appreciate your government sending you to escort us from London to Oxford
08:07But it wasn't necessary
08:09Princess, I can assure you the honor is all mine
08:12My government values our relationship with China very highly
08:17We wouldn't want anything to go wrong
08:20Is that why you've arranged an armed escort?
08:49Are we all having a lovely day?
08:52I said, are we all having a lovely day?
08:55Yes
08:56Good
08:58I won't hold you up for long
09:01I'm just here for the scrolls
09:13Thank you, darling
09:15What about her?
09:18What about her?
09:19Our job is to take the scrolls
09:21She's a princess
09:22I think it's a ransom
09:30He'll call me with us, princess
09:34Let's go
09:38Let's go
09:42Let's go
10:00Let's go
10:15Oh
10:46Princess
10:57What tea, Scout?
10:59Right away, Professor
11:19What are you doing with those?
11:22I do apologize, Professor Thompson
11:24No good ever comes of poking your nose into business that does not concern you
11:29I apologize, sir
11:32Did you write this?
11:34Yes, I did
11:35It's recently published
11:36Rather well received, if I may say so
11:38May I?
11:40Yes, of course
11:44A scout interested in mathematics?
11:47My father always instilled in me the love for reading
11:49Taught me to be curious
11:51Ah, curiosity
11:52The greatest virtue
11:54But not if you're a cat
11:57Would you mind if I borrowed this?
12:00Not at all
12:01Um
12:02Sherlock Holmes, sir
12:03Sherlock
12:03Sherlock
12:04It's an unusual name
12:24This is for the Chinese Princess, just arrived
12:27Old court room to be
12:30At your service, Mr. Smudger
12:32Good lad
12:49Scout
12:56Your luggage, man
12:57Please, place it on the desk
13:02You want me to take a shower?
13:04You want me to take a shower?
13:06You want me to take a shower?
13:06I can take a shower
13:09You're in a New York University
13:11How can you do that in a New York University?
13:13One day, I was in Whitechapel
13:15I gave a letter to write a letter to write a letter
13:18He said, don't hang out
13:20Your mouth is really heavy
13:23But I can hear it
13:25The shoemaker had a dependency
13:27Do you mean he was a drunk?
13:29That was his poison of choice, yes
13:30Which explained your slurred delivery
13:35Your highness
13:38Lay silence for Sir Beusephalus Hodge
13:43While visiting my not inconsiderable business interests
13:48In this glorious empire of ours
13:50It struck me
13:51That it was time
13:53To give back
13:56So, it is with great delight
13:58That I announce this term
13:59The opening of my new science building
14:02A brilliant addition to this glittering university
14:06Well, scholars
14:07On your feet
14:13I present to you
14:15My Hodge scholars
14:19Take a good look
14:20These students should be
14:22Generals
14:23Prime Ministers
14:25Leaders who will guide our world
14:27Into the 20th century
14:29Enjoy learning
14:30Enjoy your youth
14:33Welcome
14:37I came up in 23
14:40HGV
14:40In
14:42Stay long
14:43May I say so
14:44No one has had a greater
14:45Impact on expanding the British Empire
14:47Than you
14:47Everything to your satisfaction, sirs?
14:49Yes, thank you
14:50Thank you
14:53You're quite sure?
14:54Yes, fine
14:54Thank you
14:55Nothing else I can get you
14:56I am, of course, at your service
14:57At your beck and call
14:58As you well know, sir
14:59I said I'm fine
15:00Thank you
15:00You notice him, no?
15:01Yes, he does, sir
15:02Very well, sir
15:03How, sir?
15:04Well, I'm his lowly brother, sir
15:05What? Brother?
15:07No
15:08Is this true, Mycroft?
15:09It's not a very interesting story, sir
15:11But is it true?
15:14Yes
15:14Indeed he is my brother
15:16So how did he end up serving you?
15:18Redemption, sir
15:19From what?
15:20Prison
15:21Her Majesty's pleasure
15:22How could you say this wasn't interesting, Mycroft?
15:25Do you carry on, young man?
15:26Well
15:28My magnanimous brother here took pity on the black sheep of the family for which I am eternally grateful
15:33More wine, your lordship
15:34Sir, tell me, do you have the same parents?
15:38Yes, we do, sir
15:39Although, sadly, we only really get to see each other at family funerals, court earrings, the like
15:45Sir, today is your special day
15:50Your scholars are an inspiration to us all
15:53So, um, tell me young man, what was your crime?
15:56Larceny
15:57Thieving
15:58Theft
15:58Petty theft
16:00Although those days are well and truly behind me
16:03Spiritually
16:05And permanently
16:06There we are
16:06Reformed
16:07Was a taker
16:08Now a giver
16:10Reborn to serve, sir
16:11Thank you
16:12I'm sure we can take care of ourselves from now on
16:14Brother dearest
16:15Very well, sir
16:18I'm so sorry, sir
16:20Well, no need to apologize, my croft, your brother's most interesting thing about you
16:27One should assume here that x is greater than y
16:30Define the powers of x and y using a holomorphic branch of log
16:36Defined on an open disk of radius
16:38Centered at x
16:43Why?
16:46Why?
16:47Why?
16:47Because that is how it works
16:51An open disk of radius centered at y, not x
16:59My apologies
17:00Why?
17:03Who so generously thought to correct me?
17:09Ah, Mr. Holmes the Scout
17:11I see you've read my book
17:13I did, Professor Thompson
17:15Which is more than I can say
17:17For some of my students
17:22Saved by the bell
17:24Homework
17:25Find me all the solutions of this
17:29Quintic
17:50You're having trouble finding the solutions
17:54Ah, don't worry about that
17:57You just have to get yourself some new numbers
18:01These solutions, they're not real
18:04They're imaginary
18:07That means even if you can't see the target
18:09You can still shoot for it
18:11So you're a mathematician now
18:13A porter, a waiter, a candlestick maker
18:17And a kleptomaniac
18:18Was a taker
18:20Now a giver
18:21Does Hutch's pocket watch keep good time?
18:24They say that it's the unconscious desire of every thief to be caught
18:27That it's the fear of incarceration that gives freedom its currency
18:30The fundamental fault of man is to think the enemy is external, not internal
18:34Prison is in here, not out there
18:38I'll get you with your art of war
18:47James Moriarty
18:50Sherlock Holmes
18:55So long, Lonnie
18:57I'm not a great one for waiting
18:59Waiting for what?
19:01We're going to a party
19:03We're not quite dressed for this, are you even invited?
19:05I don't think you need to worry about that
19:08You'll just follow my need
19:09Good evening, ladies and gentlemen
19:11May I see your invitations, please?
19:14Sirs, madams, please stand tight to the wall
19:16To keep the path clear for the other students
19:18This is marvellous
19:19I won't be moved
19:20Wonderful dress, madam
19:26Excuse me
19:27Excuse me
19:28Excuse me
19:29Leave this with me
19:31Sir
19:32You have a dramatic split in the back of your jacket
19:42To Sazeracs
19:43There you go
19:44Thank you
19:45My pleasure
19:48Excuse me, sir
19:49You cannot take that
19:50Oh, you're absolutely right, sir
19:51But I can borrow it
19:52And I shall return it to its cradle
19:58Well, look to this day
19:59For it is life
20:07You're the scout
20:08Indeed
20:09How did you get in here?
20:10I invited her
20:10I invited her
20:11And who invited you?
20:12No one
20:12And yet, here I am
20:15If I wish to socialise with a cleaner
20:17I'd have a party in the servants' quarters
20:20So if you wouldn't mind
20:23I'd ask you to leave
20:24He might be a cleaner, but he's a very clever cleaner
20:26Oh, such fun
20:27At last we have characters at one of your parties, Peregrine
20:30I have an idea
20:32You outsmart the scout
20:35And he'll leave without further protest
20:36You take a good long look at him
20:38And you tell us what you can glean
20:40And then he'll do the same to you
20:41And then I'll be the judge of who wins
20:45Very well
20:46Show me your hand
20:49Interesting signet ring
20:50An Otis
20:51An absence of any type of ring
20:53And no calluses
20:54He's clearly not intimately acquainted with anything approaching hard labour
20:58So not just a servant, but a lazy one too
21:01Had you not considered that he wears gloves?
21:04So what else?
21:07Oh, that's it
21:08Well, you had a promising start, but you'd no follow to
21:12What you made was an observation, not a deduction
21:15No calluses
21:16So how does he find himself in this position?
21:19Well, I'd say he got into a spot of bother along the way
21:22He got kicked out of school
21:23So he brought shame upon his parents and then his father
21:26And made him take this position to teach him a lesson
21:28Not quite
21:29Brother
21:30Yes
21:30A high achiever, am I correct?
21:33Spot on
21:34Well, wasn't so hard, was it?
21:37My turn
21:39Your signet ring
21:40The crest
21:42Your ancestor was the Count of Boulogne
21:44For to the Battle of Hastings
21:45He was five foot two and he had a face like a cow's udder
21:48But he fought like a titan
21:49So, ugly, yes, but magnificent nonetheless
21:51Now, as is consistent with custom, a man knows
21:54He must wear his signet ring facing inward
21:56To represent content
21:57Not outward to represent form
22:00Inward for noble lion
22:02Outward for tabby cat
22:03Tell me, which direction does your ring point?
22:07Oof, Peregrine
22:09That must hurt
22:10Not as much as this is going to hurt
22:24sƄ, levee
22:25You want a heattssip?
22:27I'll be a dog
22:27Get out on the bed
22:28I'll look forward to that
22:29Whiskey?
22:30Of course
22:31Tonight
22:32I found no way at all
22:33But just a man can sympathize
22:36He can't uphold his distant voice
22:38The beautiful man that you see
22:41I got a feeling that I hit the door, baby
22:44He can't afford the matter
22:46He can't afford the matter
22:48He can't afford the wrong
22:48He can't afford the matter
22:55At least you can run because you definitely can't fight.
23:03Yes, well
23:05I've always been more of a thinker than a fighter
23:07Upstairs for thinking
23:09Downstairs for dancing
23:11You might want to re-strategize that philosophy
23:14The two aren't mutually exclusive
23:15Why do you think an emperor employs a general?
23:20The hand of mercy means nothing without the hand of judgment
23:24Sat needs a tickle, tickle needs a slap
23:26There's an art to fighting
23:29There's an art to war
23:32These belong to the father of Princess Shuan
23:35The art of war
23:36Part of the original scrolls, 5th century BC
23:42In order to know your enemy, you must become your enemy
23:47My father had a copy of this
23:51Didn't do him much good, no
23:53I'd say it's worth a pound or two
23:56Let's steal it
23:58Better still
23:59You're the expert
24:01You steal it
24:02I don't think that's a very good idea
24:05Oh, that's a shame
24:08You could do a lot with the money
24:10I could do more with my freedom
24:11I could do more with my freedom
24:11I'd say it's worth a penalty
24:33I'd say it's worth a pause
24:40Not quite sure I'm following.
24:41The robbery last night, the library, you had keys.
24:44The scrolls had been stolen and you was the last one seen going in.
24:49I hope for your sake it wasn't you, my boy.
24:52Excuse me, Mr. Smudger.
25:03Just for clarity's sake, we didn't take those scrolls last night, did we?
25:07No, we didn't.
25:13I just think so, you did.
25:14He was just in here.
25:15What did he say?
25:16He took my scholarship.
25:19Oh dear.
25:20Yeah, so without that, I can't stay here.
25:25Lucky you.
25:28Gets better.
25:29Come on, I can hardly wait.
25:33Well, you'll be going back to prison.
25:36Lucky me.
25:39I'm going to find my brother.
25:43Get dressed.
25:44Meet me in the library.
25:49Bycroft.
25:51Stay out of trouble.
25:53One simple request.
25:56Is there any point protesting my innocence?
25:57Sherlock Holmes.
25:59What is that?
26:01You need my help, don't you?
26:03No.
26:03Sherlock Holmes.
26:04I am arresting you in suspicion of theft.
26:06Uh, you won't need those.
26:08Sir, stop.
26:09I'm a constable.
26:10Yes, the clue was in the uniform.
26:12Constable Lestrade of Oxford City Police Force.
26:14Yes, and I am Mycroft Holmes of Her Majesty's Foreign Office.
26:17I'm in Oxford to assist Sir Bucephalus Hodge with the opening of his new science building.
26:21Surely this is more detectives' work.
26:24I thought we'd make initial inquiries.
26:26Early worm catches the bird.
26:28Could be in trouble, yeah.
26:29I'm merely trying to prevent you from professional embarrassment from being reprimanded by your chief officer,
26:32who happens to be my bridge partner, and is, as you know, a stickler for due process.
26:38Yes, sir.
26:39Quite.
26:42Thank you, sir.
26:43Good man.
26:44Sir.
26:44Come on.
26:47I need you to get me into the library.
26:50You've got ten minutes.
26:52Don't embarrass me again.
26:54Do you know what we're looking for?
26:55Not really, no.
26:56I thank you for keeping me updated, but I would like to see the crime scene for myself.
27:03A hole in the window.
27:05Wonder what that's for.
27:07You should be a detective.
27:08Hard to escape.
27:09My powers of observation.
27:11What are these powers of observation telling you now?
27:13There has been, wait for it, a break-in.
27:18Astounding.
27:19How did you develop these skills of penetrating deduction?
27:22We've been gifted a couple of paw prints.
27:25There's a hook there.
27:25Who's missing his guest?
27:28I think I've clocked the guest.
27:29Your ten minutes are up.
27:31Mycroft.
27:33Would you mind telling me why your brother, the prime suspect, is standing at the scene of the crime?
27:37I think it's only fair.
27:38He has a chance to defend himself, sir.
27:40No, he doesn't.
27:41Not here.
27:41He has a chance to defend himself in the court of law.
27:43Constable's room of him.
27:44Right away, sir.
27:51I've never seen him before, sir.
27:54Leave him.
27:57Do you have a judge?
27:58Not me.
27:59He's a judge.
28:01Have you seen him come in?
28:02Is it not me?
28:04I have a judge, sir.
28:05What's wrong with you?
28:06What's wrong with you?
28:07What the hell is going on?
28:08His brother of yours?
28:09Yes, sir.
28:10One minute he's a redeemed felon, then he's a servant, then he's a felon again, and now apparently he's a
28:14linguist.
28:16Again, it's not a very interesting story, sir.
28:18The thief was here at six minutes past ten.
28:21How can you possibly know that?
28:22Because when he climbed down from the window, he knocked this off.
28:26The clue's in the clerk.
28:28And she didn't notice this, constable.
28:30I can help you find your father's scrolls.
28:32Well, there's a very good reason why you can help find them. You stole them.
28:35This is not proper procedure, sir.
28:37I represent the law. I will do the investigation.
28:40And they're my father's scrolls.
28:42Need I remind you, sir, how much of your trade with China relies on my father's goodwill?
28:47We are running late for your appointment with the dean, sir.
28:50Indeed.
28:51Perhaps we should give the princess a chance to conduct this investigation as she sees it.
28:55I must protest.
28:56Oh, really?
28:56Must you?
28:58Thank you, constable. We'll take it from here.
29:01According to Lestrade, the thief scaled down the side of the building and into a boat.
29:06Lestrade told me there's a river in the woods where the thief rode from Candland College.
29:10The thief rode out from Candland College.
29:11Then get out here with the scrolls.
29:13Then?
29:14Disappeared.
29:15Disappeared.
29:16We have no idea where they went, sir.
29:18Footprints.
29:18There's only one set of tracks.
29:21Only one thief.
29:22Head off this way.
29:25Footprints in here.
29:27Thief got into a carriage.
29:29Aye, aye.
29:31Looks like one of them wheels was a little drunk.
29:33And a drunk wheel would need to sober out.
29:36Hello.
29:37A coaching inn.
29:38Where one might get a wheel fixed.
29:41I wanted to ask.
29:42Were you trying to impress me?
29:45Impress you?
29:46At the maths lecture.
29:48Why?
29:49Were you corrected, Professor Thompson?
29:51Why?
29:52The professor's calculations were incorrect.
29:54That was all?
29:56Disappointing.
29:57Well, frankly, I don't know what to see in him.
29:58I mean, yes, he is somewhere handsome in a sort of obvious, clumsy kind of way.
30:03But if you were ever looking for something a bit more niche, a bit more bespoke, more mysterious...
30:08And where might the princess find a man like that?
30:11As stimulating us this is, chaps, I need to return to my carriage.
30:15Why?
30:15The gull opening.
30:16Or just a new science building.
30:18I promised him I would be there.
30:21Will you help me?
30:24Your Royal Highness.
30:26Welcome to Oasis in the parched desert of this rural wasteland.
30:36What can I do for you gentlemen?
30:38Two whiskies, my good lady, and whatever you'd like for your fine self.
30:43I know, I'm getting this.
30:44Your money's no good here.
30:45I'll get the drinks.
30:47You get the tip.
30:49And out of his pocket, he pulled Sovereign's bride.
30:52And the landlady's eyes opened wide with delight.
30:57Excuse me.
30:58Our carriage is in need of a bit of repair.
31:01Is the wheelwright around?
31:02Might give a word with him.
31:03He's down at the village, but he'll be back shortly.
31:07We can wait.
31:20Are we playing the game of getting another, or are we playing follow the fiddler?
31:24Well, I'll take care of the former if you take care of the latter.
31:28It is your round.
31:59I'll take care of the other side.
32:03What's going on?
32:06What's going on?
32:13Here's the scrolls.
32:15Let's go.
32:15Let's go.
32:28When are you going to stop locking people's fists with your nose?
32:31It wasn't his fist, James.
32:32It was his forehead.
32:33Yes.
32:33Well, when you're engaged in combat, it actually helps to throw a punch from time to time.
32:42He pulled his punch.
32:53What is this place?
32:55Oh, you're here too.
32:58Welcome to my overactive imagination.
33:01Why pull your punch?
33:02He can hear you.
33:03Yes.
33:04But he can't answer you.
33:05No.
33:06Those are the rules I didn't make.
33:08Now, he's paused.
33:09Yes.
33:09Waiting for something.
33:10What's he waiting for?
33:13He's waiting for me to come out.
33:21Oh, lovely tackle.
33:22Why wait for you to come out?
33:27What, don't you ask him?
33:49You can put them cannons down.
33:54Now, I don't know whether I should split your swede or smash your caps.
34:01What do you reckon?
34:03Hmm.
34:04Decisions, decisions.
34:06Why don't you ask my chum?
34:07Oh, I think the swede.
34:16Oh, that's interesting.
34:17Not exactly brimming with scrolls.
34:22I smell all right.
34:23What if he pulled his punch because he wanted to lure us away?
34:25Well, then someone doesn't want us in Oxford.
34:29Not even the same tube.
34:33We've been gifted a couple of poor prints.
34:36How did you develop these skills of penetrating deduction?
34:40There are handprints on either side of the window.
34:43So he couldn't have been holding these rolls.
34:45What happens if he has them strapped to his back?
34:48No, that's too big a cork for too small a bottle.
34:50So he hands them to an accomplice.
34:53Only one set of tracks.
34:55Only one thief.
34:57So he leaps them on the inside ledge and he reaches back for them.
34:59Wouldn't put them down as a gymnast.
35:01Here's another possibility.
35:03What if they never left?
35:05What if the scrolls are still in the library?
35:08That's one hypothesis.
35:09You have a better one?
35:11In the unlikely event that you are, right?
35:12Why make it look like there was a theft?
35:14If there was no theft, that's the question.
35:18Have you ever used one of these?
35:20Indeed I have.
35:21The devil will be thinking of doing.
35:24Get back here!
35:26There is a special place in hell for many of all the thieves.
35:31We'll put them in there as fast as we can.
35:35Hold on, this doesn't make sense.
35:38The lead's cracked.
35:40Stress fracture.
35:41It's not been pushed from the outside in.
35:42It's been pushed from the inside out.
35:44And then back in again to make it look like it was pushed in from the outside.
35:49Well, this wasn't a breaking.
35:51But it's been made to look like it was a breaking.
35:58Is that where my statues can go?
36:00I believe so, sir.
36:01Hmm.
36:03I have a feeling it needs to be...
36:05Hmm.
36:06Bigger?
36:06Very good, Michael.
36:07Yes, bigger.
36:09Just higher than all those kings and queens and saints and whatnot.
36:14Hmm.
36:15Princess, so generous of you to find time for my humble little shindig.
36:19The pleasure is mine.
36:21So the scrolls should be in here somewhere?
36:23There's a thousand places to hide them.
36:26Yes, that does provide a challenge.
36:37Well, maybe you were wrong.
36:39I was wrong.
36:40Yes.
36:40Well, the scrolls being here, that was all you.
36:43Remind me, what was your theory?
36:44You can't rush genius.
36:46No.
36:46You take your time.
36:48Not you who's going back to prison.
36:49Well, maybe if you were a more accomplished pickpocket, then you wouldn't be going there
36:53in the first place, would you?
36:59We've been looking for a something, when we should have been looking for a someone.
37:03Walker.
37:04Who?
37:05Walker the porter?
37:07The porter who tidies the room.
37:10He suffers from chronic scrupulosity.
37:12Every night he walks around and makes sure everything in here is in order, everything's straight.
37:17Not just straight, as an arrow-straight cushion.
37:20He hasn't been here since the crime.
37:22So, something or someone is not straight.
37:26Chandon.
37:30He's been to the wub.
37:31He's had a drink.
37:32A drink or two.
37:34He could have another.
37:35He should go home.
37:36But he doesn't know when to stop.
37:43Let's begin his look.
37:46Our secret lies in confusing the enemy, so he cannot fathom our true intent.
37:51What if it was a diversion?
37:52The library is the busiest room in college.
37:54Even at night, porters check on the place every 30 minutes.
37:57The thief makes it seem as though the scrolls were stolen to ensure the library is sealed
38:01off as a crime scene.
38:02He then squirrels himself away in here and waits for all to be quiet and clear.
38:07He needs to be undisturbed.
38:08He needs time.
38:09Time?
38:10Time for what?
38:16This is the case that housed the scrolls.
38:19Our whiskey has made its mark.
38:22Now, before the scrolls were stolen, this case sat on top of a cabinet.
38:25A cabinet which is now missing.
38:28Why was it taken and what was inside?
38:30Let's focus on the how, and that will give us the what and the why.
38:33Now, how does a cabinet disappear when the police are at the only door?
38:40Through the walls.
38:41In its original incarnation, 400 years ago, before this was a library, what was this room?
38:46A medieval banqueting hall.
38:48Sir, there would have been five corridors.
38:50One for the Norman aristocracy, two for the masses, and two for the servants coming in and out from the
38:54kitchen.
38:54All bricked up and panelled over.
38:58Rattatatat.
39:00Rattatatat.
39:28Rattatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatat
39:29Now we know how it got here, shall we address the what?
39:34Door number one. We have some kind of mechanical activator.
39:41Door number two.
39:46The mechanism, it's activating.
39:48Door number three.
39:50A diving device.
39:52Door number four. How's that a guess?
39:58Oh dear.
40:00Well now we know the what.
40:01So what's the why?
40:04Nothing has such power to broaden the mind as the ability to investigate.
40:10Hodge's Gala.
40:11Do you know how to defuse one of these?
40:14No. Do you?
40:15Can we move it?
40:17That wouldn't.
40:18Solution?
40:19We'll be going about 90 seconds according to that clock.
40:21This building will be a cathedral to a science.
40:24The stone and mortar that surround us.
40:26If yes.
40:28I must now make mention of our brilliant mathematician, Professor Charles Thompson, for his invaluable contribution.
40:36Ladies and gentlemen, I invite you to charge your glasses.
40:50Holmes, what the devil are you doing in my chimney?
40:52Sorry to bother you, sir.
40:54A rather pressing issue.
40:55Well, I hope it is for your sake. What is it?
40:56A bomb.
40:57Give me the bomb.
40:58A bomb is an incendiary device.
41:00I don't know what a bloody bomb is.
41:01Holmes, what's that got to do with interrupting my speech and destroy my chimney?
41:05Proximity, sir.
41:06It's likely to go off in the next 30 seconds, killing anyone within the blast radius, which
41:10I would assume is likely to be pretty much this whole room, sir.
41:12I see.
41:13Well, that does seem to be a sound reason.
41:15For God's sake, would you stop being so English?
41:18There's a bomb!
41:53There's several cables behind us.
41:54I'm going to string them up, cut them down while they're still alive.
41:57Disembowel them and bend their entrails before the rise.
42:00Entrails?
42:01Very good, sir.
42:04My voice says, as heard, I'm pardoned.
42:29So what exactly are we celebrating?
42:31We haven't solved anything.
42:32We don't know who planted the bomb or why.
42:36And that is not our concern.
42:38That's not our concern.
42:39We set out to find the scrolls.
42:40We found them.
42:41I'm not losing my scholarship and you're not going to prison.
42:45So I think that's worth raising a glass to.
42:54Why aren't you drinking?
42:56Not thirsty.
43:00Come in.
43:03Oh, another survivor.
43:05Yes, but I can't pretend I'm not shaken.
43:09Please sit.
43:13Can I have one of those?
43:16Yes, of course.
43:17Please come in.
43:18Close the door.
43:27Well, at least someone's thirsty.
43:29I want you to thank you, Sherlock, for finding my father's scrolls.
43:35Oh, well, don't mind me.
43:37I'm just an Ashkenazi side dish.
43:41Besides, I have a previous arrangement.
43:44Do you?
43:46You're much more than chopped liver, my friend.
43:48You must stay.
43:48You're the main course.
43:49Oh, no, no, no, no.
43:51So, Romeo, Juliet, good night, good night.
43:56Parting is such sweet sorrow that I should say good night.
44:01Because I'm off the pub.
44:10Now, how should I reward you?
44:12Oh, no, that's not necessary.
44:15At least let me top you up.
44:24You're a companion, James Moriarty.
44:26He's quite brilliant.
44:28But not as brilliant as you.
44:36Here's to your extraordinary future.
44:47You missed a bit.
44:54Why don't you sit down over there, and I'll clean you up.
44:59I'm not quite sure this is all, uh...
45:01I insist.
45:19One's for sorrow.
45:21Where will come?
45:23Shut up.
45:23Why don't you play with your sister?
45:25Go.
45:26Get off your tail.
45:30Play with her.
45:33Where is she?
45:37Cordelia?
45:38Beatrice!
45:39Beatrice!
45:40Beatrice!
45:41Beatrice!
45:47Beatrice!
45:49You're a fool.
45:51Come on, lads.
45:52Come on, lads.
45:52Come on, lads.
45:54Come on, lads.
45:58Come on, lads.
46:00That's it.
46:01Get him on his feet, lads.
46:03On your feet.
46:07Sherlock Holmes.
46:09I'm arresting you for the murder of Professor Charles Thompson.
46:13Take him away.
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