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The Curse of Inferno 1997 ‧ Comedy⧸Drama [Full Movie] [Full Episodes]Full EP - Full
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00:00:00I didn't feel good or proud of the journey that Harold and I were starting on, but I saw no
00:00:05alternative.
00:00:06This was our way out, and as best as I could figure, it was our only way out.
00:00:11Granted, it was a drastic step, but sometimes drastic circumstances call for drastic measures.
00:00:17In other words, sometimes you gotta stick your neck out.
00:00:20Of course, if things didn't work out, if the shit hit the fan, well, I was willing to suffer the
00:00:24consequences.
00:00:26I mean, I prefer not to, but I figure that's just part of the game.
00:00:28If you're gonna put your butt out on the line, chances are your butt's gonna get bit off.
00:00:37How you feeling?
00:00:43I'm feeling pretty good.
00:00:45No, I mean, how you feeling?
00:00:49Uh, I'm trying not to think about it.
00:00:53Sounds like you're doing a pretty good job.
00:01:05Would you give me those before you get them all messed up?
00:01:08Look.
00:01:09Give me them.
00:01:09Come on.
00:01:10I'm just a little nervous, okay?
00:01:14Well, then you got the right feeling.
00:01:25That sign ought to say in the middle of fucking nowhere.
00:01:29Middle of fucking nowhere.
00:01:31Looking pretty funny.
00:01:33Yeah.
00:01:34Listen, something goes wrong.
00:01:36You're gonna take care of your own ass.
00:01:38What's up?
00:01:39Okay, man.
00:01:39You're gonna cover yourself.
00:01:40Chuck, you said nothing could go wrong.
00:01:44I said chances are nothing will go wrong, Harold.
00:01:48But you never know.
00:01:50You're gonna have to expect the unexpected.
00:01:53That right there will be our phrase for today.
00:01:58Chuck, remember when we were a little kid on the radio, guy on the radio, say, like, today's
00:02:04color is, like, purple or something like that, trying to get ready to go to school and you
00:02:08didn't have nothing purple to wear, so you'd have to go, like, tearing through the house
00:02:12looking for something purple, like a purple shirt or something.
00:02:14Harold, let's not worry about that right now.
00:02:20Sorry.
00:02:20The cards are all messed up.
00:03:00All right.
00:03:01So far, so good.
00:03:03Now, remember, something goes wrong, get the car back to the hangar and strip it down,
00:03:07all right?
00:03:08You know the drill.
00:03:08Yeah, we've only gone over about a thousand times.
00:03:10Yeah.
00:03:11I wonder why I'm still worried that one of us might forget something.
00:03:14Harold, don't be playing with that, all right?
00:03:16Put it in your pocket.
00:03:18That thing only comes out if absolutely necessary, all right?
00:03:22I'd still feel a little better if maybe I had some bullets.
00:03:26Harold, bullets and a gun are potentially a dangerous combination.
00:03:30That's how people get killed, all right?
00:03:33Now, Harold, we don't want no killing, do we?
00:03:38No.
00:03:39It's a negatory on the bullets.
00:03:41Yes.
00:03:47Yes.
00:04:55Give me all of your money.
00:05:07Hurry up.
00:05:10Do you want me to take you to the vault?
00:05:39Do you want me to take you to the vault?
00:05:42Oh, my God.
00:05:46Look at all this money.
00:05:50Okay.
00:05:52All right.
00:05:52All right.
00:05:53All right.
00:05:54All right.
00:05:55All right.
00:06:28They're on the floor.
00:06:30What's everybody doing on the floor?
00:06:32The bank's being robbed.
00:06:36The bank's being robbed?
00:06:37Yeah.
00:06:39By who?
00:06:40Him and his partner.
00:06:42Yeah.
00:06:44You robbing the bank?
00:06:49Uh, yeah.
00:06:51Well, guess what?
00:06:53So am I.
00:06:54Well, we were here first.
00:06:57I don't believe this shit.
00:07:02Oh, Christ.
00:07:04They want to rob the bank, too.
00:07:07Yeah.
00:07:07The stockings are at their giveaway.
00:07:10Tell you what.
00:07:11I'll make this real simple.
00:07:13You hand over the money, and I'll forget I ever seen you.
00:07:18I ain't handing over no money.
00:07:22You ain't handing over the money.
00:07:25I want the money!
00:07:28Freeze!
00:07:29No!
00:07:30Oh, God!
00:07:51Oh, my God.
00:08:03Oh, no!
00:08:07Ah!
00:08:10Ah, shit!
00:08:33Ah!
00:08:43Oh!
00:08:49Ah!
00:08:53Ah!
00:09:02Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:09:10oh, oh, oh!
00:09:19Damn it.
00:09:27That's place up pretty good, did you tell me, Kay?
00:09:29Yes, sir.
00:09:32What's that?
00:09:33Sounds like somebody knocking at the door.
00:09:36Which door?
00:09:39I think it's the bathroom.
00:09:49Anybody in there?
00:09:51Yeah.
00:09:53Who are you?
00:09:55Chuck Betts.
00:09:57I was going to the bathroom and then I heard all this commotion outside.
00:10:02And then, well, when I tried to get out the door, it jammed up on me.
00:10:10You all right in there?
00:10:11No, I've been wounded.
00:10:20It won't open.
00:10:21I already tried.
00:10:23It's jammed.
00:10:26All right, you just hang on.
00:10:27I'll get somebody to help you.
00:10:39You better come on out of there, son.
00:10:41You're looking white as a sheet.
00:10:45I peeked out the window back there.
00:10:46I saw them jumping in an old Chevy.
00:10:48I believe it was a Camaro.
00:10:50Well, they're still wearing their masks.
00:10:52No, sir.
00:10:53They took them off.
00:10:55You get a good look?
00:10:56Well, yes, sir, I did.
00:10:58They were, uh, two bald guys.
00:11:03Approximately 50 years of age.
00:11:05And one of them even had a handlebar mustache, the kind that whips and curls around.
00:11:10Amulance is here.
00:11:11All right.
00:11:13I'm going to need to talk to you some more later, son.
00:11:16Why don't you go get patched up?
00:11:18All right.
00:11:19Thanks.
00:11:27When you go to rob a bank, you think things might get out of hand, might get a little crazy.
00:11:32But two guys coming and robbing the same bank at the same time that you are and then getting stuck
00:11:36in the toilet?
00:11:37Now that's one situation I've never even dreamed of.
00:11:43And then when it seemed like all the weird shit that could happen had happened, something even weirder happened.
00:11:49Except this was a good weird.
00:12:01Hi.
00:12:04Hey.
00:12:05You know, I think you've got a little fever.
00:12:07I believe I do.
00:12:09Your body's probably just going through a little shock.
00:12:12Yeah, I guess.
00:12:14If that's normal, there's nothing to worry about.
00:12:17We're ready for this one?
00:12:20There's good looking and there's good looking.
00:12:22But this girl drifted off in a whole different category.
00:12:26She was the kind of gorgeous that make you half hope she'd ignore you.
00:12:29That way you could save yourself the terrible trouble of falling desperately in love.
00:12:33Because let's just face it, with a girl like that, you don't believe she'd love you as much as you'd
00:12:38love her.
00:12:39I mean, what are the chances of that happening?
00:12:43I find out later that her name was Layla.
00:12:46And there wasn't much doubt that she could make me beg Darnum, please.
00:12:57Well, yeah, I can verify the Capri.
00:13:00Well, no, I didn't see his face.
00:13:02Well, I don't know.
00:13:03Maybe the other guy ducked down the back seat or took off on foot in another vehicle.
00:13:07Oh, listen, I gotta go.
00:13:09I'll talk to you later, okay?
00:13:10All right, bye.
00:13:12How are we feeling?
00:13:13I'm doing better, thanks.
00:13:15Yeah?
00:13:15Yeah.
00:13:16I got him.
00:13:17Well, I'm glad.
00:13:20Listen, do you want me to take you back to town so you can get your car?
00:13:23I'm not sure I can drive in this condition.
00:13:24I got a buddy who'll be glad to go in town and pick up my car.
00:13:27Oh.
00:13:28Well, I guess you'd just as soon go home, huh?
00:13:30Yeah, I would.
00:13:31Okay, you need a lift?
00:13:33Yeah.
00:13:36So I got assigned to Inferno right out of the police academy.
00:13:39I've been here about three months.
00:13:40Got assigned to Inferno.
00:13:42Yeah.
00:13:43Believe me, there weren't a lot of hands in the air when they were asking for volunteers.
00:13:46Yeah, I'll bet.
00:13:48But being out from El Paso, they decided to send me in.
00:13:51But I think it had more to do with being a woman than a room full of men who didn't
00:13:54want to go.
00:13:55That's a pretty shitty deal.
00:13:57Yeah.
00:13:58I'll tell you one thing.
00:13:59I've watched more Wheel of Fortune than I ever thought was possible.
00:14:02Did you ever notice how skinny Vanna White's legs are?
00:14:05Yes.
00:14:06You know, I was just getting ready to say that.
00:14:07No.
00:14:08Yes, I was.
00:14:09It was on the tip of my tongue.
00:14:10Top half, big and full.
00:14:12And then she's got these skinny little legs.
00:14:15That's right.
00:14:17And does Pat Sajak remind you of a kid you would have given a lot of shit to in gym
00:14:21class?
00:14:22Well, yeah.
00:14:23I mean, he's kind of cute.
00:14:24He's kind of a nerd at the same time.
00:14:25Like, if you asked you out, you'd think about it for a few seconds, but then you'd say, no, you
00:14:29had some other plans or something.
00:14:30Right.
00:14:32Oh, take a left up there.
00:14:33Uh-huh.
00:14:44Uh-huh.
00:14:47Well...
00:14:48They told you I'd change that dressing and all?
00:14:50Yeah.
00:14:52Because, you know, it's important to keep it clean this way.
00:14:54It's just a breeding ground for bacteria.
00:14:56Yeah, they gave me a lot of ointment and stuff.
00:14:59Be sure to eat right.
00:15:01You know, you lost a little blood.
00:15:02You need to eat and build everything back up.
00:15:04Yeah.
00:15:05I got plenty of food.
00:15:10Well, thanks again.
00:15:12Sure.
00:15:26You want to hear something funny?
00:15:27Kind of goofy?
00:15:29Sure.
00:15:32Well, I was in that hospital, right?
00:15:36This is strange for me to be saying.
00:15:38Oh, no, go ahead.
00:15:39I probably won't think it's strange.
00:15:41You sure?
00:15:42I'm sure.
00:15:44Okay.
00:15:46Well, I was on that stretcher and I had my eyes closed.
00:15:52And then when I opened up my eyes, I swear to God,
00:15:55I looked up at you and I thought I was looking at some kind of an angel.
00:16:04I know it's silly for me to say, but hey, that's just what I thought.
00:16:08I thought I was looking at an angel face.
00:16:10Well, thank you.
00:16:14See you.
00:16:16Bye.
00:16:23I'm not some Romeo guy with a whole bunch of smooth lines.
00:16:27And I'd never say anything like angel face to anyone my whole life.
00:16:30But I meant it.
00:16:32Even if it did sound dumb as hell, I meant what I said about Leila's angel face.
00:16:37And I was just praying that she didn't think I was a goon for saying so.
00:16:43What a day.
00:17:04You scared me to death.
00:17:05I'm sorry.
00:17:06What are you doing sneaking around like that?
00:17:09I saw you pull up in the police car.
00:17:11I thought the jig was up.
00:17:12Yeah.
00:17:12I had to go hide.
00:17:13Well, the jig ain't up.
00:17:14It was damn near up.
00:17:16Could be up again.
00:17:17But it ain't up now.
00:17:18No.
00:17:18It ain't up now.
00:17:19Not for the moment anyways.
00:17:23Where's the car?
00:17:25I stripped it.
00:17:26It's at the hangar.
00:17:27Damn, Harold.
00:17:28That's fast work.
00:17:29Well, my power wrench is real quick.
00:17:30I got new batteries.
00:17:32So you drove the pickup over here?
00:17:33Yeah.
00:17:34Chuck, what happened to your arm?
00:17:35I got shot.
00:17:37Bullet came through the bathroom door, which is where I was hiding.
00:17:42Now you can tell people that you've been shot during a holdup.
00:17:47Yeah.
00:17:47I don't think I'll be bragging about that anytime soon.
00:17:51Okay.
00:17:53Why didn't they arrest you?
00:17:55I told them I was a customer.
00:17:58In there taking a crap.
00:18:02It's a good thing you weren't in the broom closet.
00:18:06Yeah.
00:18:07Now that's a good thing.
00:18:10Oh, no question about it.
00:18:12No question at all.
00:18:13All four men were working together on this one.
00:18:15You're absolutely certain of that?
00:18:17Well, that's taking my reputation on it.
00:18:19I mean, the odds of two sets of bank robbers hitting First Inferno on the same day at exactly the
00:18:24same time have to be about a zillion to one.
00:18:27Well, yes, but the teller said that...
00:18:28Now, they came in two different automobiles.
00:18:34Thus doubling their chances of getting away and simultaneously creating a great deal of chaos and confusion.
00:18:41Well, that seems to have worked.
00:18:42Well, don't you worry about that.
00:18:46We'll be catching these boys in short order.
00:18:50All right.
00:18:50Well, thank you, Sheriff.
00:18:54Four men working in two pairs are responsible for the robbery.
00:18:58It is reported that they have gotten away with over $100,000.
00:19:02Now, we understand that witnesses have gotten the detailed description of both getaway cars and their license plate numbers.
00:19:08That is correct.
00:19:10We have detailed descriptions of both cars and license plate numbers,
00:19:14and I can assure you that it won't be long until these men are brought to justice.
00:19:18Now, are there any...
00:19:19$100,000.
00:19:21Shit, my ass.
00:19:23I'm telling you, Harold, there was some major cash just sitting there.
00:19:28Well, I thought you said it would only take about $80,000 to get our plane up and running.
00:19:33Yeah, well, in my limited bank robbing experience, I found that you don't ask for what you need.
00:19:40You take whatever they got.
00:19:42And there was like a million, maybe $2 million.
00:19:46It was just sitting there.
00:19:48Well, the more the merrier, as far as I'm concerned.
00:19:51If you think about it, you realize it ain't so great.
00:19:55It ain't.
00:19:56A couple million dollars in First Inferno?
00:20:00Yeah.
00:20:01That don't add up.
00:20:02There ain't that much money in this part of the state.
00:20:06Let alone what?
00:20:07First Inferno?
00:20:09So what does that tell you?
00:20:11Tells me, hey, we hit the mother load.
00:20:15No, we didn't hit the mother load.
00:20:18We hit a pile of dirty money.
00:20:21Dirty money.
00:20:23Do you know what kind of guys look for dirty money?
00:20:28Dirty people?
00:20:30Yeah.
00:20:31Dirty guys.
00:20:34Now, here's the irony of it all, though, Harold.
00:20:39See, my bad luck being stuck in that toilet?
00:20:41Well, that actually turned out to be my good luck.
00:20:44Because the money may be dirty, but it's safe.
00:20:48How is that?
00:20:49Who would think someone would rob a bank, turn around, hide the money in the same bank?
00:20:54That's the last place they'd look.
00:20:57Yeah.
00:20:59Now, that's what I call ironic.
00:21:02Uh-huh.
00:21:04There is some bad news, however.
00:21:07There is?
00:21:09Shit, the money's so damn safe, I'm not sure how we're going to get it.
00:21:13Hey, we could re-rob the bank.
00:21:19Now, once it's enough for me, my bank robbing days are behind.
00:21:24Oh, good.
00:21:28Well, you'll think of something you always do.
00:21:36Son of a bitch!
00:21:39They got it all?
00:21:40Afraid so.
00:21:41Clean sweep.
00:21:44Bastards are somewhere counting their money and having a good giggle.
00:21:48They probably figured a clearer.
00:21:49A hundred thousand, maybe.
00:21:51Well, get home with their goody bag and, what do you know, trick or treat to the tune of
00:21:57three million dollars, damn it!
00:21:59Sheriff Gibson said he would find the money.
00:22:02It would take Gibson two hands to find his butt.
00:22:06And if you think about it, dickwad, let's say he does find it.
00:22:09What does he find?
00:22:10He finds three million dollars.
00:22:15Then, whose tit is in the ringer?
00:22:17Huh?
00:22:19Whose ass is hanging out there in the breeze?
00:22:23I don't know.
00:22:24You're stupid!
00:22:26The feds will be down here in half a heartbeat.
00:22:29And they'll start asking you a few questions.
00:22:31And you'll just have to explain to them that you've been laundering a little cash.
00:22:35Yes, sir!
00:22:36And don't bother to mention my name, because I am clean as a whistle.
00:22:40I didn't touch no money!
00:22:41You think the feds will be down here?
00:22:44No.
00:22:46You know, if there is a good and loving God, I will find the money before Gibson gets his
00:22:53finger out of his nose.
00:22:54And when I do find it, I'm going to take the sumbitches who did this to me, put their heads
00:22:59on the chopping block, and then just like a freaking chicken, something just dawned on me.
00:23:06What's that?
00:23:07Who knew I was running money through here?
00:23:11Me and you!
00:23:18No.
00:23:19You're not smart enough to rob your own bank and put in $100,000 in insurance claims
00:23:26and keep my three mil for your own.
00:23:31No.
00:23:32No?
00:23:37You're not.
00:23:41Because if you did and I found out about it, I'd gut you like a jackrabbit from your nuts
00:23:46to your nostrils.
00:23:52Now, you do not have the cojones for that.
00:23:57I'll find out who did it, and when I do, there's going to be hell to pay.
00:24:06Oh.
00:24:15Damn, I don't believe this.
00:24:17I'm going to end up eating a pickle and a mayo sandwich.
00:24:24Oh, man.
00:24:29Yes.
00:24:31Yes.
00:24:32Yes.
00:24:38One second, please.
00:24:42Coming!
00:24:49Hi.
00:24:51Hi.
00:24:52How you doing?
00:24:53Pretty good.
00:24:54Come on in.
00:24:57I just got to thinking, with your arm being hurt and all, you might not be able to fix your
00:25:00own dinner, so I may do a little something.
00:25:04I hope you like lasagna.
00:25:05I love lasagna.
00:25:08Lasagna's like my favorite dish of all time.
00:25:11I brought some beer.
00:25:13Oh, I like beers, too.
00:25:15Good.
00:25:18Have you got company?
00:25:20Oh, no.
00:25:21The damn hose falls off.
00:25:23The thing keeps flushing.
00:25:24I got to take the lid off, and I got to fix the hose just about every damn time.
00:25:38She looks so beautiful, and I was just standing there talking about my broken toilet.
00:25:44Man, I just wanted to kill myself.
00:25:46Anyways.
00:25:49You hungry?
00:25:52You bet.
00:25:54I'm starved.
00:25:55Good.
00:25:55We can sit up right here.
00:25:56Yeah, perfect.
00:25:57Here.
00:25:58Oh, here.
00:25:59Oh, wow.
00:26:00You're the curse.
00:26:00You can't even get dressed, can you?
00:26:01No.
00:26:03The curse of inferno.
00:26:04That's what they call it.
00:26:06What's that mean, the curse of inferno?
00:26:08Well, pretty much everybody who lives here would prefer to be living somewhere else.
00:26:13But the curse is you can't leave inferno.
00:26:16You can't leave?
00:26:17Well, you can.
00:26:18I mean, you're free to go.
00:26:19But something always happens to keep you here.
00:26:21That right there is the curse.
00:26:23That's just so weird.
00:26:25Most people work for Moe's huddle.
00:26:27The rich guy.
00:26:29Richest man in this part of Texas.
00:26:32And Moe's pace folks just enough to keep them hanging on, but not enough so they can get
00:26:37ahead or get out.
00:26:38That go for you, too?
00:26:40You want to leave inferno?
00:26:42Yeah.
00:26:42And the worst way, sometimes I wake up in the morning, got my eyes shut, and I think,
00:26:48let me just open up my eyes and find myself anywhere else but here.
00:26:51And then you open your eyes.
00:26:55And I ain't moved.
00:26:57I'm in the same place, singing the same song, going nowhere fast.
00:27:03Well, it seems to me you need to do a little more than just close your eyes and hope.
00:27:07Well, I got a whole plan.
00:27:08I bought myself a sweet little Beach 18.
00:27:12A Beach 18?
00:27:14It's an airplane.
00:27:20It's a beauty, isn't she?
00:27:21Oh, yeah.
00:27:22See, you look at this plane, and you are looking at a real piece of aviation history.
00:27:27It's not some fancy streamlined number with all flash and gadgets, no.
00:27:32This right here is a workhorse.
00:27:34This is built to get the job done.
00:27:36Well, I take solid and reliable over fancy any day.
00:27:40Me too, absolutely.
00:27:43So can we go for a ride?
00:27:46A ride?
00:27:48Yeah, could we?
00:27:49You mean like up in the air?
00:27:51Yeah, like flying.
00:27:53No.
00:27:54She can't fly.
00:27:56She can't fly?
00:27:57Radial engines.
00:27:58They're a real pain.
00:28:00The right one's got no compression.
00:28:02I also got a little throttle linkage problem.
00:28:04The throttle won't advance.
00:28:06Of course, if the throttle did advance, it wouldn't matter much.
00:28:10Because you still have the ride engine problem.
00:28:12Exactly.
00:28:13But Harold, he's got it under control.
00:28:14Just needs a little work.
00:28:16Get some money for some parts.
00:28:17We'll be up in business.
00:28:26We could taxi if you like.
00:28:29Well, I'd love to taxi.
00:28:34Working for Moles has saved enough money to pay for my training.
00:28:37I got all my hours so I could fly left seat.
00:28:40And on days I wasn't working for him, I was over at Shreveport flying for some other people,
00:28:44making a little extra cash.
00:28:47That's very ambitious.
00:28:48Maybe a little too ambitious for some people.
00:28:51What does that mean?
00:28:52Well, this used to be Moles' plane.
00:28:55He bought a new one so he didn't use this one anymore.
00:28:57So he decided to sell it.
00:28:59Well, nobody needs two planes.
00:29:01That's right.
00:29:02So I saved enough money to make a down payment and get a loan.
00:29:06But then when he found out it was me buying the plane, he got all pissed off.
00:29:10You know, like I'd overstep my boundaries.
00:29:13Are you kidding me?
00:29:14No.
00:29:15So he let me buy the plane.
00:29:16Then he turned around and he canned me.
00:29:18He fired you?
00:29:20So I got the plane.
00:29:22But after I make my monthly payment, I ain't got enough money to get her up and running.
00:29:26I hate that guy.
00:29:28You and me both.
00:29:32How much would it cost to get the plane to work in order?
00:29:35About 80 grand.
00:29:38You know, that kind of money is a little hard to come by.
00:29:41Yeah, well, if Moles would have kept me on slowly, but surely I had the money.
00:29:45Huh.
00:29:45Mm.
00:29:46Cheers.
00:29:47Well, let's say you did get the money, right?
00:29:51And you got the plane up and running.
00:29:53What would you do then?
00:29:55Me and Harold.
00:29:57We're going down to the Caribbean islands, and we're going to start our own charter plane business.
00:30:02We're going to fly people from the mainland to the smaller islands back and forth.
00:30:08Well, that's a great idea.
00:30:09Yeah.
00:30:11Yeah.
00:30:12Yeah.
00:30:12I thought so.
00:30:14But I have to curse the inferno hanging over me.
00:30:21Well, you never know.
00:30:22Things could change.
00:30:25We could talk forever about something or about nothing at all.
00:30:30It didn't really matter much.
00:30:31Time just sort of evaporated, and I wish that the whole world would just go away, so we could
00:30:37be alone together, forever.
00:30:42Oh.
00:30:45I love this song.
00:30:48Do you like it?
00:30:50Yeah.
00:30:53Are you interested in dancing?
00:30:57I'm not much of a dancer.
00:31:03Okay.
00:31:04I'd love to dance.
00:31:08Our bodies were a perfect fit.
00:31:10They were like designed to be pressed together.
00:31:13I felt silly, and I wasn't going to burn out anything stupid like I had earlier that day.
00:31:18But I knew Layla was the one that was clear and simple.
00:31:21Now I just had to figure a way to keep her in my life.
00:31:41Without the love of my own.
00:31:50Of course there still was one small problem.
00:31:53Starting tomorrow morning, Layla had to go back to work, back looking for the guys who
00:31:57robbed First Inferno Bank.
00:31:59And as luck would have it, well, I was one of those guys.
00:32:03But I decided to close my eyes and worry about that in the morning.
00:32:09I think if we could just hurry up.
00:32:13I told you.
00:32:20Remove the dirt particle from the fiber.
00:32:23That is the most important step in carpet cleaning.
00:32:27Lifting the dirt away without damaging.
00:32:30Now, Harold, do you feel the dirt becoming disengaged from the carpet fiber?
00:32:36I think so.
00:32:37Feel it.
00:32:38Massage the carpet.
00:32:40Feel the dirt separate.
00:32:43Yeah, I think I do feel it now.
00:32:47Now, let's see if your carpet is dry.
00:32:52Okay.
00:32:54You see, it can feel dry on top, but is it dry deep down?
00:32:59That is the question.
00:33:02Well...
00:33:03Yes, I think it's dry.
00:33:07Now, we are ready to lift and suck.
00:33:11Well, then I guess one of us should have stayed on our knees.
00:33:15I do not appreciate that kind of vulgarity,
00:33:18and there is no room for humor in the carpet cleaning and restoration business.
00:33:23Do I make myself clear?
00:33:24Yes, sir.
00:33:27Vacuum, please.
00:33:34Think about the nap.
00:33:37Always move with the nap.
00:33:39Never against the nap.
00:33:41We do not want to damage or abuse the fiber.
00:33:47Move gently with the nap.
00:33:50Not like this.
00:33:51No, no.
00:33:52That's right.
00:33:53But like this.
00:33:54With the nap.
00:33:55Come on, Harold.
00:33:56With the nap.
00:33:58Good.
00:33:59With the nap.
00:34:02The mobile unit is a very valuable piece of equipment.
00:34:06Do not, I repeat, do not park it next to other vehicles.
00:34:11If you must park in a parking lot, park it in a far corner away from the other vehicles.
00:34:17I do not want to see any dings.
00:34:20Any dings will be deducted from your paycheck.
00:34:23And dings ain't cheap, understood?
00:34:25Understood.
00:34:27You have your calls?
00:34:29Yes, we do.
00:34:30Remember, be cheerful.
00:34:31Big smile.
00:34:32Big smile.
00:34:34Very good.
00:34:35Big smile.
00:34:36Good.
00:34:38Against the nap?
00:34:39With the nap.
00:34:41With the nap.
00:34:45Bye.
00:34:54Keep her under 50.
00:35:13May I use your phone, please?
00:35:14Is it local?
00:35:16No, ma'am.
00:35:17I'm calling China.
00:35:18Yes, it's local.
00:35:19It's in there, but don't take long on expecting a very important phone call.
00:35:24It'll only be a second, ma'am.
00:35:25Mm-hmm.
00:35:41Hello.
00:35:42Is this First Inferno Bank?
00:35:44I have some very exciting news for you.
00:35:48Yes.
00:35:49Your name has been drawn, and your bank has won free carpet and shampoo rejuvenating treatment.
00:35:56That is correct.
00:35:57Oh, what a tangle-webbed I started to weave.
00:36:00But if I did say so myself, it was one beauty of an idea, and it spared us the terrible
00:36:05task
00:36:05of re-robin' the bank, which was a good thing, because I wasn't up for going through
00:36:09that again.
00:36:10In fact, as far as I was concerned, the sooner we can get out of the business of being criminals,
00:36:15the better.
00:36:19Layla and I saw each other as often as humanly possible.
00:36:23We'd arrange to meet for breakfast, for a cup of coffee in the afternoons, anywhere
00:36:28and everywhere, as often as we could.
00:36:31Unfortunately, the conversation sometimes turned toward the issue of her work, and these
00:36:36talks, they made me more than a little uncomfortable.
00:36:40I was thinking that maybe they weren't working together.
00:36:43You know what I mean?
00:36:44That there were two parties of two, and they just happened to rob the same bank at the same
00:36:49time.
00:36:51Well, I don't know.
00:36:52Does that make sense?
00:36:53I wanted to be helpful, but of course, I didn't want to be too helpful.
00:36:57It seems like the odds might be against it a little.
00:37:00I mean, two pairs of robbers showing up all at the same time, coincidentally and all?
00:37:06Yeah.
00:37:06I'd have to say, and this is just by me guessing, that they were probably all working together,
00:37:11all four.
00:37:12And for my money, I bet they're long gone.
00:37:16I don't know.
00:37:18It'd sure be a real feather in my cap if I caught them.
00:37:22I mean, they have to pay for their crime.
00:37:24One way or another, they have to pay.
00:37:26I can't argue with that.
00:37:28I was hoping she was wrong, but I had a feeling she was right.
00:37:31One way or another, you have to pay for your crime.
00:37:35I sure am having a good time.
00:37:37Me too.
00:37:38As a matter of fact, I'm having the time of my life.
00:37:41Me too.
00:37:45Do you want to go take a walk?
00:37:48Where to?
00:37:50I don't know.
00:37:51I just thought we could take a walk.
00:37:53Okay, let's take a walk.
00:37:54Yeah.
00:37:55Okay, come on.
00:37:56Come on.
00:38:04You know, I wouldn't mind having that little police uniform
00:38:08wadded up in a ball at the foot of my bed.
00:38:15Chucky boy.
00:38:16What a putz.
00:38:18It was Chuck that was in the commode the day the bank got hit.
00:38:21Some girls just love losers.
00:38:24Maybe I should have been a loser.
00:38:27Might have gotten laid more.
00:38:30No.
00:38:32Probably not.
00:38:33Sorry, I didn't know you were waiting.
00:38:37Okay, boys.
00:38:55Any word?
00:38:58No.
00:39:00I've been in constant touch with Sheriff Gibson.
00:39:03He's following up on that lead in Houston.
00:39:06Two guys with lengthy records, spending cash, buying new cars, stuff like that.
00:39:13You ever see one of those geeks at a carnival?
00:39:16Bite their heads off of live chickens?
00:39:20Yeah.
00:39:21Yeah, that's good.
00:39:22How could a guy bite their heads off of a live chicken?
00:39:26Wonder what drives them to it?
00:39:28To just chew on a live chicken head.
00:39:33You know?
00:39:36I can tell you why.
00:39:39It's this kind of aggravation.
00:39:43Because at this very minute, I could myself clamp my teeth right down on some poor little unsuspecting chicken.
00:39:53Never think twice about it.
00:39:55Why?
00:39:56I can tell you.
00:39:58Because I'm pissed off.
00:40:11What the hell is going on around here?
00:40:17We're getting the carpets cleaned.
00:40:19Carpets cleaned?
00:40:20Who by?
00:40:21The guy.
00:40:22A wizard.
00:40:23Stupid guy?
00:40:23With a funny truck?
00:40:24Yeah.
00:40:25How'd all this come about?
00:40:27Well, one of my assistant managers got a phone call, and it seems we won a free carpet cleaning.
00:40:32Won a free carpet cleaning?
00:40:33Yes.
00:40:34I believe they picked the numbers out of a hat.
00:40:36Yeah.
00:40:36And I believe I know whose hat that is.
00:40:51Nice guy used to rest room.
00:40:54Go ahead.
00:41:03Where the hell?
00:41:06I don't believe.
00:41:12Hey, everything okay in there?
00:41:15Yeah.
00:41:18Nothing broken.
00:41:19Nobody hurt.
00:41:22This damn bathroom's nothing but trouble.
00:41:31Yes.
00:41:34Oh, yes.
00:41:39Hey.
00:41:40How's it going?
00:41:41Pretty good.
00:41:42Right?
00:41:43This part where people walk in and out is kind of a bitch, but I'm going to get it.
00:41:46Hey, Harold, forget the rug.
00:41:48That ain't why we're here.
00:41:49Okay.
00:41:50Let's go.
00:42:05It's a lot smarter than I gave him credit for.
00:42:12Maybe he should have fired his ass after all.
00:42:20Now, let's follow him.
00:42:23Not too close.
00:42:24Let him get out of town.
00:42:30I just wish there was a way we can leave the rest of the money behind.
00:42:34You know, I mean, we use what we need to get the plane up and running.
00:42:38Then if we could just send the rest of the money back.
00:42:42Well, we could do what people do with their kids when they don't want them.
00:42:46What's sad?
00:42:47Well, you put them in a blanket on the front porch.
00:42:50You ring the doorbell.
00:42:51You haul ass.
00:42:52Somebody comes out.
00:42:54They see the blanket.
00:42:55They get all nervous because they think there's going to be a kid crying and crapping all over the place.
00:43:01Then it turns out to be like a million dollars and they go, holy shit, this ain't a kid.
00:43:07It's like a million bucks.
00:43:08What do you think of that idea?
00:43:11You lost me right after you ring the doorbell.
00:43:14Speed up.
00:43:19They speeding up?
00:43:20Huh?
00:43:21Uh, yeah.
00:43:26You might not have to worry about giving that money away after all.
00:43:29Oh.
00:43:29Hold on, fast.
00:43:32Watch it, watch it, watch it, arrow.
00:43:35Watch it.
00:43:35Oh, shit.
00:43:39Ah.
00:43:39Hey.
00:43:43Hey.
00:43:46Oh, shit.
00:43:48Oh, shit.
00:43:50Oh, shit.
00:43:51We made it down!
00:43:52We won!
00:43:54Woo!
00:43:56Yeah, damn, Harold!
00:43:59That was good driving, Harold.
00:44:01Shit, here they come.
00:44:04Damn!
00:44:09We're on the side, we're on the side, Miguel!
00:44:12No!
00:44:15Damn!
00:44:18Damn!
00:44:19Damn!
00:44:38Get away from there.
00:44:40Go on, get!
00:44:41Come on, come on, keep your mouth shut!
00:44:58He's kinda playing hell with the wizard mobile unit.
00:45:02Yeah, kinda.
00:45:10Got something!
00:45:13It's about time.
00:45:15Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:45:27Holy shit.
00:45:30Where's the money?
00:45:31I don't know.
00:45:35Okay.
00:45:37All right.
00:45:38All right.
00:45:39All right, here we go.
00:45:47Chuck?
00:45:49Are you messing with me?
00:45:51Are you trying to push my button?
00:45:52Because if you are, you are doing a wing-ding of a job!
00:45:56No, sir, I'm not trying to push your button.
00:45:58I'll tell you one thing I know.
00:45:59You've got three million dollars of my money.
00:46:03But I thought the money was the-
00:46:04I'll do the talking here!
00:46:06I'm a patient man.
00:46:08Now, see, I appreciate a smart plan.
00:46:12Yes, sir.
00:46:13And that business of you robbing that bank and leaving the money there,
00:46:17is a gem.
00:46:18Hmm?
00:46:19Ha, ha, yes!
00:46:20And the decoy business today, Amish.
00:46:23That's smart stuff.
00:46:24You're shrewd, Chuckie.
00:46:26Thank you, sir.
00:46:27That was my idea.
00:46:29Shut up!
00:46:30You ever heard the saying,
00:46:33don't fuck with the truck when you're driving the Jeep?
00:46:35No, I don't believe I have.
00:46:37What that means is,
00:46:40I could kill you right now,
00:46:41if I thought it'd get me closer to my money.
00:46:44I'd just slit you gullet like a bag of marbles.
00:46:46Watch your guts roll out on the ground.
00:46:50Any part of that I just said you don't understand?
00:46:53The part with the truck and the Jeep?
00:46:55Shut up!
00:46:56No, I think I got it all.
00:46:58You got 48 hours, peckerhead.
00:47:0048 hours.
00:47:01That's what you got until I see my money again,
00:47:05or I turn you into fertilizer mix!
00:47:08Okay.
00:47:11Now get away from my car.
00:47:33Where'd all the shredded newspaper come from?
00:47:36I don't know.
00:47:39Where'd the money go?
00:47:41Not a clue.
00:47:58My van!
00:48:01My van!
00:48:08My van!
00:48:15I think we're going to get canned.
00:48:17You think so?
00:48:19Here's your hand.
00:48:21Out of my sight! Out of my sight!
00:48:24You monsters! You monsters!
00:48:28Chuck! Chuck, what about the uniforms?
00:48:31Come on.
00:49:01You got any ideas?
00:49:02Not one. And what's more is I don't care.
00:49:06The less we know, the better off we are.
00:49:09How's that?
00:49:10We don't have the money, don't know where the money is.
00:49:13That's about as close as innocence we're going to get.
00:49:17It's kind of...
00:49:18It's all kind of...
00:49:24Ironic, ain't it?
00:49:27Yeah, it's kind of ironic.
00:49:31It does mean one thing, Chuck.
00:49:37We ain't leaving Inferno.
00:49:40We ain't gonna open up our charter playing business.
00:49:45In all the craziness and confusion, I almost forgot why we even wanted the money in the first place.
00:49:51And leave it to Harold to remember that we had a dream.
00:49:54We got that right, Harold.
00:49:56We ain't leaving Inferno.
00:49:59We ain't got our carpet cleaning jobs either.
00:50:02Nope.
00:50:05Basically, we ain't got shit.
00:50:09That pretty much sums it up, Harold.
00:50:12How does it mean?
00:50:13We ain't gonna be a man.
00:50:14I don't want to leave here.
00:50:27I don't know.
00:50:28I don't know.
00:50:28I don't know.
00:50:31I don't know.
00:50:34I don't know.
00:50:49It was wrong to rob the bank, I knew that from the get-go.
00:50:53I figured some shit might come down, but I had no idea as to what kind of shit or how
00:50:57much.
00:50:58Still, the money was behind me, and I was glad of that.
00:51:00Of course, if I did learn anything from this experience, it was that things are seldom as they appeared to
00:51:06be.
00:51:08Oh, shit.
00:51:13Welcome home, honey.
00:51:15I can see you did a little redecorating.
00:51:17Yeah, I did. How do you like it?
00:51:18To tell you the truth, I'm not sure the table's in the right place.
00:51:24You know, there's a nasty rumor going around about you.
00:51:27Is that so?
00:51:27You don't get lippin' with me, boy.
00:51:30You get lippin' with me, and you'll have to get your head busted.
00:51:32And I'm thinking you've been messed up enough in the last 24 hours.
00:51:38I ain't got no fingerprints.
00:51:40No hard evidence.
00:51:43But what I do have is instincts.
00:51:49And right now, my instincts are telling me that you had something to do with that bank.
00:51:54I already told you.
00:51:55I was in the bank doing some business.
00:51:57And while I was in there, I went to the bathroom, and I heard all the commotion outside.
00:52:03Yeah.
00:52:04I checked.
00:52:05And you don't even have an account in first and far, no.
00:52:08Well, I know that.
00:52:09I was there to open an account.
00:52:14I could haul your skinny little white buddy to jail if I wanted to.
00:52:18Yeah.
00:52:18On what charges, sir?
00:52:20Oh, I could think of something if I had to.
00:52:24But I think I'll just hang around here, and keep an eye on you, and let you mess up.
00:52:31Or you will mess up.
00:52:34I'm sure of that.
00:52:40You ought to fix that toilet, boy.
00:52:50Oh, my God.
00:52:55It's back.
00:53:02It says here the Cessna caravan costs like $1.3 million each 12.
00:53:08That's amazing.
00:53:10Mm-hmm.
00:53:12Well, I'm a little partial to this one-seater myself.
00:53:16You are, are you?
00:53:17I am.
00:53:21What happened to your head again?
00:53:23A vacuum cleaner hose flew up, hit me on the head.
00:53:27Well, that carpet cleaning's a dangerous business.
00:53:31Hmm.
00:53:36Here again was the trouble of telling one fib.
00:53:38One leads to two, leads to four, leads to eight, to sixteen, and so on.
00:53:43Lying to Layla ruined the thing I liked best about her.
00:53:47Well, second thing I liked best about Layla, and that was our ability to talk.
00:53:51It was all screwed up, and I wasn't sure how I was going to fix it.
00:53:55But I was going to find a way at some point.
00:53:58I wasn't sure when, but I was going to spill the beans and come clean with Layla.
00:54:02But not right this very second.
00:54:12Are you a frapper?
00:54:13Yeah, in bag, he's all nice and neat.
00:54:16Got any ideas to put it there?
00:54:17Nope, but I do know one thing.
00:54:19What's that?
00:54:20Somebody out there knows a whole lot more than we do.
00:54:24Yeah, that would make sense.
00:54:36How are you going to do this?
00:54:38I thought I'd tell Sheriff Gibson that I found it in a trash barrel.
00:54:42It's going to sound a little fishy, but what does he care he's going to get his money back?
00:54:47What about moles?
00:54:49Oh, now moles, that man's going to want to kick my ass.
00:54:55But hey, once the money's out of my hands, the money's out of my hands.
00:55:00I can't give the man something I don't got.
00:55:03You going to give him every last penny?
00:55:07Yeah, every last penny.
00:55:11It's the best thing, Harold.
00:55:14Whatever you say.
00:55:31A trash barrel.
00:55:33Yeah, a big old oil drum.
00:55:35In fact, I was about to pour some oil in there, and I looked down.
00:55:40It's a lucky thing I did.
00:55:42Yeah, lucky thing.
00:55:43And there was all this cash.
00:55:45It was just sitting there.
00:55:48But just how much cash is all this cash?
00:55:52Well, that's another thing we need to talk about.
00:56:00Oh, sorry, Harold.
00:56:02A little jumpy, aren't we?
00:56:03Hi, Layla.
00:56:04I didn't see you.
00:56:05You know, you caught me off guard.
00:56:07Oh, well, I'm sorry.
00:56:08What are you doing?
00:56:09I'm just waiting on Chuck.
00:56:11Where is he?
00:56:12I've been trying to find him.
00:56:13He's over there.
00:56:18What's he doing?
00:56:19Oh, well, he's just taking care of some business that needed straightening out.
00:56:27What kind of business?
00:56:30Well, I'm afraid I can't say, Layla.
00:56:34You can't say?
00:56:37Nope.
00:56:38It's personal.
00:56:40You understand.
00:56:43Yeah.
00:56:45Bye.
00:56:47Where's the money now, boy?
00:56:49It's nice and safe.
00:56:51But I do have one major concern.
00:56:54I know there's a few people in this town that might think that I had something to do with the
00:56:57bank being robbed.
00:56:59Yeah, some people might have some suspicions.
00:57:01Right.
00:57:02The coincidence of me being stuck in the toilet and me being the one who found the money,
00:57:07they might be a little more inclined to think that I'm the guy who did it.
00:57:11They might.
00:57:14Look, I'm just trying to do the above-the-board thing here.
00:57:18And I would like your word that my good deed won't cause me any punishment or harm.
00:57:23Or to be more specific, I don't want to do it in jail time.
00:57:27Let me tell you this, boy.
00:57:29You get that money back to me, all three million dollars of it, and you can walk out of here
00:57:35a free man.
00:57:37Well, then I'd have to say we're a business, Sheriff Gibson.
00:57:43Now, here's what we're going to do.
00:57:46Are you sure that money's safe?
00:57:48Yeah.
00:57:49All right.
00:57:51Eight o'clock tonight.
00:57:52You meet me over at Caravan Hotel.
00:57:54You know where Caravan is?
00:57:55Out on Highway 5.
00:57:56That's right.
00:57:58You meet me there.
00:58:01With the money.
00:58:02Why are we meeting there?
00:58:04Because there's a lot of funny business going on here lately, son.
00:58:07Money showing up.
00:58:09Money disappearing.
00:58:10I just want to be real extra careful.
00:58:14I see.
00:58:15I mean, the Caravan Hotel is in the middle of nowhere.
00:58:18Anything screwy going on, I'm going to be able to see it coming.
00:58:23All right.
00:58:24All right.
00:58:25Eight o'clock.
00:58:26You come along.
00:58:28All right.
00:58:29Thank you, Sheriff Gibson.
00:58:39You're living real close to the edge, you boy.
00:58:42So don't fuck it up.
00:58:52I think that's a very smart idea.
00:58:54Oh, thank you.
00:58:57Right here?
00:58:58Yeah.
00:59:02People don't think ahead.
00:59:04That's their trouble.
00:59:06They walk in here on December the 15th and bemoan the fact that they haven't set up their Christmas savings
00:59:11account.
00:59:12They blame me for not telling them.
00:59:15Well, I'm not going to be one of those people.
00:59:18No, you won't.
00:59:21And I respect that.
00:59:25I respect someone who knows the importance of thinking ahead and putting something aside.
00:59:32Those are admirable traits.
00:59:38Whoa.
00:59:39Uh, wait, just one second.
00:59:42Sorry.
00:59:43That's okay.
00:59:44I was just leaving.
00:59:46Miss Moans was just opening up her new Christmas savings account, something I'd be willing to bet you have neglected
00:59:52to do.
00:59:54Yeah.
00:59:55Well, okay, I'll be on my way.
01:00:04I'll be seeing you.
01:00:06Bye.
01:00:13She didn't say anything, did she?
01:00:15Did she ask any questions?
01:00:18No.
01:00:19She just set up her Christmas savings account, that's all.
01:00:33Kid cracked just like I said he would.
01:00:34Cracked?
01:00:35Oh, yeah, that little turd that had the bunny all along.
01:00:38And just like I predicted, that visit to his house, that shook him up quite a bit.
01:00:43I mean, I scared the bejeebers out of him.
01:00:45I let him know what life would be like when he's shining a flashlight up his ass every 30 minutes.
01:00:50Sounds unpleasant.
01:00:51Oh, it is.
01:00:52It's very unpleasant.
01:00:54So what's next?
01:00:56You can call the street for half of you.
01:00:58You get us a flight out this evening, anytime after 10 o'clock.
01:01:01Two seats.
01:01:02Yeah.
01:01:10Andrew, call Montgomery.
01:01:12The bird has the worm.
01:01:13We've got to move fast.
01:01:15I need backup.
01:01:17Always been my problem.
01:01:20I'm too nice.
01:01:24I am too lenient with people.
01:01:29I let them slide when I ought to stand on their fucking neck.
01:01:33You know what I mean?
01:01:34Absolutely.
01:01:35Too nice.
01:01:37Yeah.
01:01:37You're nice to people, comes back.
01:01:39Bites your ass.
01:01:43I gave Chucky 48 hours.
01:01:46I should have given him 15 minutes.
01:01:48See, I've been thinking.
01:01:51Got the old brain working.
01:01:53Do you know what it tells me?
01:01:55No.
01:01:57Two and two is four.
01:02:01Chuck robbed the bank.
01:02:04Chuck left the money in the bank.
01:02:07That's pretty smart.
01:02:09Yeah.
01:02:10But he didn't have it when we picked him up.
01:02:13No.
01:02:14No.
01:02:14So, who got in the bank?
01:02:18Who got past the police barricades?
01:02:22Who had that kind of access?
01:02:27I'll tell you who.
01:02:29His little girlfriend.
01:02:32I'll bet you anything she has my money.
01:02:35Or she sure as shit knows where it is.
01:02:38That's why we're going to pay her a little visit.
01:02:42Come on!
01:02:51You're not Layla?
01:02:53No shit.
01:02:55Is she around?
01:02:57Could be.
01:02:59Who's asking?
01:03:00Just tell her Chuck's here.
01:03:04You Chuck?
01:03:06Yeah.
01:03:07Meet Chuck.
01:03:08Who are you?
01:03:18Chuck!
01:03:20Layla.
01:03:21It was like my antenna had blown over.
01:03:24All channels were out.
01:03:25My picture was rolling.
01:03:26My speakers were spewing static.
01:03:28I mean, who were Huey and Dewey?
01:03:31And what were they doing here?
01:03:33Clifford and Vince, this is Chuck.
01:03:36Hello.
01:03:39Yeah, well, listen.
01:03:40Vince and Cliff know everything.
01:03:42They're from the Bureau, and they're just here to help us out.
01:03:45Oh, that's good.
01:03:46For a second, I didn't know what was going on.
01:03:48As a matter of fact, I still didn't know what was going on.
01:03:51But I decided to sit tight and play along.
01:03:54We're going to tell everyone we're minor league baseball players, in case anybody asks.
01:03:57Don't you just cut it with minor league baseball crap.
01:03:59Nobody's asking and nobody gives a shit.
01:04:01You're just chasing a dream that never was and never will be, Clifford.
01:04:04That's all it is.
01:04:05You don't know.
01:04:05I could have.
01:04:06Hey!
01:04:09I made some iced tea.
01:04:10Would you like a glass?
01:04:13Okay, I brought them up to speed regarding the transfer of money.
01:04:16That's around 8 o'clock, right?
01:04:18Uh, yeah.
01:04:19Okay, well, that'll give us a little better than two hours.
01:04:22Still at that motel?
01:04:23Yeah, caravan out on Highway 5.
01:04:25Highly unusual bringing a civilian in, in this manner.
01:04:29I've been down here all alone, working without Annette, doing a job that nobody else wanted to do.
01:04:32And I needed some help.
01:04:34And Chuck has been a great help.
01:04:36And we can trust him.
01:04:38How many points of access are we talking?
01:04:41Points of access?
01:04:42He means how many doors does one of these motel rooms have?
01:04:44Oh, just one.
01:04:46Been there a few times, have we?
01:04:53One door simplifies matters.
01:04:55Yeah.
01:04:56We'll just bait the trap.
01:04:58Oh, now just hold on half a goddamn second.
01:05:01Now, I have been here going on four months sweating my balls off.
01:05:04Figuratively speaking.
01:05:05And if you guys think that I'm going to get stuck with the assignment from hell,
01:05:07and then you're just going to pop by on the 11th hour and start calling all the shots,
01:05:10you got nothing coming.
01:05:11But you're...
01:05:12Now, I know.
01:05:13I bought a civilian into play.
01:05:14But there are extenuating circumstances, which I will explain at the right time to the senior people.
01:05:18But as far as what we do and how we do it, I am calling the shots.
01:05:22And if you don't like that, then you just don't let my point of access hit you on the way
01:05:25out.
01:05:30Now, what time are you supposed to be meeting Gibson?
01:05:32Eight o'clock.
01:05:34I'm supposed to call him once I check in.
01:05:36All right.
01:05:37Y'all better get going.
01:05:39Fine.
01:05:39Be sure to get a room that connects to another room.
01:05:42And then about 15 minutes later, you guys check in and get a room next door.
01:05:46Now, Chuck, wait a minute, guys.
01:05:47Chuck, we're going to give you a wire.
01:05:49That way the boys will know what's going on.
01:05:50Now, remember, nobody, nobody makes a move until I give the word.
01:05:54Got it?
01:05:56Got it.
01:05:57Okay.
01:05:58I'll be in the car.
01:05:59We'll give Gibson and Lonnie some running room.
01:06:01That way there won't be any question when we get into court about their motivation.
01:06:04You know what I just realized?
01:06:06What's that?
01:06:07Mole's hud and I'll slip through the net again.
01:06:09Shit, that's right.
01:06:10Yeah, well, you know, I thought I had him.
01:06:13Son of a bitch has nine lives.
01:06:15We got nothing on him.
01:06:17Now, listen.
01:06:18Remember, nobody makes a move unless I give the word.
01:06:22All right?
01:06:23Okay, better get going.
01:06:25Chuck, good luck.
01:06:26And thanks again for all your help, okay?
01:06:29Yep.
01:06:38Needless to say, I was a little dizzy.
01:06:40I felt like somebody had thrown me in the dryer and set the dial for permanent press.
01:06:44I suppose I could have been upset to find out that Layla was onto me from the get-go.
01:06:49In fact, it'd be fair to say that she played me like a fiddle.
01:06:53But I wasn't pissed.
01:06:54I kind of dug the fact that Layla was so smart, so on top of the situation.
01:06:59And let's just face it, I dug the fact that she lifted the noose from around my almost doomed neck.
01:07:07The whole scheme was pretty simple once you figured it out.
01:07:10Lonnie knew moles had a lot of cash moving through the bank.
01:07:13Lonnie and Gibson figured they'd hit the bank and split the three million bucks.
01:07:17But what nobody counted on was me and Harold.
01:07:3232, 34.
01:07:34How can they be 32, 34?
01:07:36I scored on my last three possessions.
01:07:39Look, it was 24, 32.
01:07:42You scored six points.
01:07:43I just scored.
01:07:44That makes it.
01:07:4532, 34.
01:07:47Do the math, dipshit.
01:07:49Check.
01:07:49You're the dipshit.
01:07:51Check.
01:07:59Evening, darling.
01:08:04Well, what a surprise.
01:08:07You sure are looking good.
01:08:10What do you want?
01:08:13And she's got a little bite to her.
01:08:17I like that.
01:08:20Where are you heading for, darling?
01:08:24Somewhere.
01:08:26I'd be willing to bet that somewhere is where Chucky Boy is with my money.
01:08:31And you're going to go and meet him.
01:08:33And you and him and my money are going to head for the hills.
01:08:37I guess we were foolish trying to put anything over on you.
01:08:42Yeah.
01:08:44But I'm a nice guy.
01:08:47I'm willing to do you a big favor.
01:08:50I'm holding my breath.
01:08:51I'm willing to drive you out there where Chucky is.
01:08:55I don't want to ride.
01:08:57Want is not an issue here.
01:08:59You'll either get in the car and take us to where Chucky is, or the boys here will tie you
01:09:03up.
01:09:03I'll put a big old gag in your mouth.
01:09:05And you can lay around going like this, while your boyfriend Chucky is dangling out there, waiting for you.
01:09:16Fine.
01:09:18Let's go.
01:09:21Do you have something in there that you want Harv to hold for you?
01:09:30There you go.
01:09:46Oh, I can't.
01:09:48I can't believe you're calling goaltending.
01:09:50Yeah, goaltending.
01:09:51They're here.
01:09:52They're 50 minutes early, but they're here.
01:09:56Can you guys hear me?
01:09:57Steve Bill was my partner for six years.
01:09:59He never called goaltending.
01:10:01Well, maybe he never goaltended.
01:10:03No.
01:10:06They're right outside the door.
01:10:09Who is it?
01:10:11Howdy fucking duty.
01:10:13Open the goddamn door.
01:10:22You guys are a little early.
01:10:23Yeah, well, you're a little ugly.
01:10:31Angel, come in.
01:10:34Nothing.
01:10:36Angel, come in.
01:10:42Goddamn, what a lovely sight.
01:10:43Ain't that a lovely sight?
01:10:46Oh, and aren't you one little sneaky son of a bitch?
01:10:49I don't know what you're talking about.
01:10:51Oh, I don't know what you're talking about.
01:10:53Ain't that precious Mr. Innocent here?
01:10:56Like I told you, all right?
01:10:57I found the money.
01:10:58In a trash barrel.
01:10:59Behind a hand.
01:11:01What do you want to do?
01:11:03Well, like she said, it's her show.
01:11:05We've got to wait for her go-ahead.
01:11:08What if I told you that I don't buy you
01:11:11your goddamn money in an oil barrel bullshit?
01:11:15What if I said I think you're lying through your teeth?
01:11:18Could we get out of here?
01:11:19Would you shut up?
01:11:23What if I said that?
01:11:25All I can tell you is what I know, okay?
01:11:27I found the money in an oil barrel.
01:11:31You're the sheriff, so I came to you
01:11:33assuming you do the right thing.
01:11:39I got a good mind to kick your ass.
01:11:43What's so funny?
01:11:44I don't know.
01:11:44It's just that good mind part.
01:11:46It seems a little questionable.
01:11:55Goddamn little smartass.
01:11:57I want to get out of here.
01:11:59I told you we'll go in a minute.
01:12:04Take care of business here.
01:12:25You know, you might really
01:12:27go to life that's being tied up shit, boy.
01:12:33I'll tell you what.
01:12:35I believe you're going to regret
01:12:36the day you ever met me.
01:12:40I see you trying to get out of that.
01:12:49They're walking out the door.
01:12:51We can't wait any longer.
01:12:53Let's do it.
01:12:58Hey, what are you doing here?
01:13:15Come on out here and give me what's mine,
01:13:18or I'm coming in there.
01:13:21FBI, put it out of your gun.
01:13:49That's it!
01:13:51Again! Don't you FBI boys, do they stupid?
01:13:55Or I will kill this lovely young police officer!
01:14:00That's where I will!
01:14:07Get in here. Go on! I'll kill her!
01:14:24Almost done.
01:14:41Looks like you run out of room, ship of brains.
01:14:44I have kicked no grief off in my blood tank!
01:14:46Here! Here!
01:14:47Here!
01:14:50Here!
01:14:53Here!
01:14:56Here!
01:14:58Here!
01:15:02Here!
01:15:13Here!
01:15:19Here!
01:15:21Here!
01:15:21Here!
01:15:31Get up!
01:15:33Fesca!
01:15:33Hey, don't try!
01:15:35Okay!
01:15:35Get up!
01:15:38Don't get up! Don't get up! Don't get up!
01:15:51Here!
01:15:55Flight 31 at 1005.
01:15:57Out of Shreeport.
01:15:58Yes, sir.
01:15:59I'm so sorry.
01:16:00Can I ever tell you you're a little bit accident prone?
01:16:04I think you mentioned it.
01:16:05I don't know.
01:16:23How you doing?
01:16:27Fine.
01:16:29What's in the bag?
01:16:33Okay.
01:16:34Whoa.
01:16:35Don't move.
01:16:36FBI.
01:16:37In the coffee and make a scene where you can just turn around, walk out of here nice and easy.
01:16:42Let's go.
01:16:51Of course, when I found the money, I realized I had suddenly undermined the entire case.
01:16:55Undermined?
01:16:56That's right.
01:16:57I mean, at that point, the case would have been over.
01:16:58I would have nailed Gibson, but that meant Moles Huddendale was about to walk away a free man.
01:17:03And it was Moles we sent you to get in the first place.
01:17:05Exactly.
01:17:07Now, I realize this wasn't 100% by the book, but I just decided to throw that cash on out
01:17:12there as if I had never seen it.
01:17:15Narrowly sidestepping a little problem called entrapment.
01:17:19Well, I just wanted the bad guys to have the chance to regain their stolen cash.
01:17:22That way, I had the chance at nailing Moles and everybody else.
01:17:25And if this chance hadn't paid off, if it had backfired in your face, which it could have, would have
01:17:32been out the money and the guys who were laundering the money.
01:17:35That's true.
01:17:37But it did work.
01:17:38You were damn lucky it did.
01:17:40Now, I don't approve, and I want you to know that.
01:17:43Yes, sir.
01:17:44But you did land Moles Huddenall, which is something nobody else was able to do.
01:17:49Not to mention the $2.9 million you reclaimed.
01:17:52Yes.
01:17:53This young man that helped out, does he expect to be reimbursed for his contribution?
01:17:58Oh, I think he feels he's been paid.
01:18:00I mean, he's just happy to see justice done.
01:18:02Well, that's wonderful.
01:18:04You put in for two weeks?
01:18:05Yes, sir.
01:18:06Consider it approved.
01:18:09Where are you going?
01:18:11Oh, I thought maybe I'd go to the Caribbean.
01:18:14Have a nice trip.
01:19:06Hi.
01:19:07Hi.
01:19:12I was looking for a pilot.
01:19:14I'm a pilot.
01:19:16Is that your Beach 18 out there?
01:19:18Why, yes, it is.
01:19:20Well, that's a beauty.
01:19:21It's got a rebuilt engine, new paint job, new seats.
01:19:25It's got the works.
01:19:26Well, I was thinking, I'd like to go someplace remote.
01:19:30Remote and secluded.
01:19:32Oh, yeah.
01:19:34The more remote and secluded, the better.
01:19:37Well, it just so happens that we have a deal on remote and secluded today.
01:19:41Really?
01:19:42Is that true?
01:19:44Yes, that is true.
01:19:49Yes, that is true.
01:19:54Nice, dear.
01:19:55Love it.
01:19:55Let's go.
01:20:37I didn't know where we were going or what was going to happen, but for the moment, Layla and I
01:20:42were together, and that was perfect.
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