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Mama I'm a Thot S01E08 (2026)
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00:03that fire jerk chicken yeah hold on darnell yeah what's up get a call
00:17hello what what extortion where are you
00:30oh wait wait you're leaving me oh well let me tell you honey you are doing me a big
00:37fucking favor because i have been so sick of your shit lately hello hello
00:49you
00:55boss i've been working here for the last five years and i don't know why you put up with this
01:03shit you know i've tried to be a good husband to her well one door closes and another one opens
01:11like that hot piece of ass amy that's been trying to get at you for the last year
01:15i guess dinner wouldn't hurt right yeah yeah just do dinner then eat her ass for dessert
01:26she does deserve a phone call
01:32and order up
01:42there's money missing hey ann
01:49and did you take money out of the till really terrell if i needed money i always ask
01:59i know i just had to ask
02:07hey darnell
02:10empty your pockets empty my pockets for what look empty your pockets or i'm gonna call the police
02:19come on man you're embarrassing me there's nothing in my pockets alan alan
02:29i need you to call the police
02:32man fuck this
02:41see
02:45somebody in here's been still among you well it's not me
02:49look at all these other waiters around here why you fucking with me
02:55because you're the only one ever trying to borrow money
03:22i see he's still in his feelings
03:27fuck this fellas we need to find that bitch quick
03:31two things you don't fuck with is god and black and at least i know black real
03:39hey don't you start a fool here
03:43how could you do that to me i can do it
03:45i got this
03:48don't tell me you can't see that girl been trying to step out on you for years
03:53she always come back
03:56when she needs something right
04:00exactly
04:01come on i mean i know you said she was a snot-nosed little boy
04:05now you're in here acting like a snot-nosed little man
04:09that girl been stepping out on you don't know
04:13you didn't have to help her you know we ain't got time for this
04:16shit let me get another waiter to real
04:21hey flossy
04:25trish
04:28what's going on here darnell
04:32you know i never keep this pretty lady waiting
04:37take her order
04:42what's your order
04:44jerk chicken the usual do you know what the fuck we order
04:51jerk um
04:55i forgot
04:57darnell
04:59buddy you seem a little nervous today
05:01what's going on
05:02you've been running around accusing me of stealing what you expect
05:07i understand look
05:10when i was your age
05:12i used to steal too
05:16you know where my favorite hiding spot was
05:21what my shoes
05:25you know what
05:26i bet yours is too
05:31what why don't you take off your shoes
05:36both of them
05:36you know what i'm not about to stand around here and be accused of stealing
05:41i quit
05:44alan
05:47what's up
05:48lock the front door
05:53take off your shoes right now before i beat you out of them
05:57whoa whoa whoa boss whoa whoa this nigga ain't worth losing the business on
06:10call the cops
06:11wait i'm sorry
06:14call the cops
06:15hey tarrell tarrell tarrell come on man let me holler at you
06:18ali put the phone down
06:20man put the damn phone down
06:25come on come on let me show you something
06:49let me show you something
06:52let me show you something
06:53let me show you something
06:54let me show you something
07:01hey kid look
07:03i'm sorry
07:07flossy's told me how fucked up your life's been lately
07:10so does that mean i still have a job
07:13no
07:14no no no you're still fired
07:17it just means you're not going to go to jail now
07:21now get your shit
07:23and get the fuck out of here
07:29now
07:54Hey, Donnell, you know the difference between a gel door and a penis?
07:59I ain't got time for your jokes right now, Palsy.
08:02Come on, man. What's the difference?
08:06What?
08:08The penis pleasure a woman the way he wants it.
08:12And the dildo pleasure a woman the way she wants it.
08:17Huh?
08:18Good one.
08:20That still don't make up for everything, okay?
08:24Palsy, we don't got time for this shit, okay? We got bigger problems.
08:28Can I talk to you for a minute?
08:30For what? We ain't got nothing to talk about.
08:33Come on, can't you stop acting like a bitch for five minutes, can't you?
08:38Hey.
08:41What's up? What is all this?
08:51Look, I need you to get nutty and turn this fucking town upside down.
08:56Okay.
08:57Hey, Dr. Harry's house, his mama house, the fucking job, every fucking hotel, her family, her ex, everybody.
09:05Okay, I mean, who gonna collect my girls? They can't be running out of my hotel rooms with that kind
09:09of money.
09:10I'll take care of it.
09:11Who are poor protection of nutty with me?
09:13Well, let me handle this, okay?
09:15We don't have Marie anymore, okay?
09:17You know if me and nutty not there, this shit is gonna go to shit. Come on!
09:20Let me handle this, okay?
09:22I've been saying that a lot.
09:34Why were you stealing? This ain't like you.
09:37I knew your pops, he would whoop your ass. What the fuck is going on down there?
09:42Mom is in jail.
09:43What? Brandy, Brandy in jail? What the fuck happened?
09:49Trespassing and extortion.
09:50Oh, shit.
09:51Alright, now, what's going on down there?
09:54You're staying at a whole motel, what's going on?
09:57You mean, why were we? We got kicked out today.
10:01Where is Nala?
10:04Told her to wait outside the motel for me.
10:06What? You got her sitting outside the hotel by herself?
10:09Lucky you, she ain't raped.
10:10Come on, man, get up, let's go.
10:13Come on, get up!
10:25You wanna put some work in?
10:29Washing your car?
10:30What?
10:31What?
10:33What?
10:35What?
10:37What?
10:41What?
10:52Oh, my sister.
11:03You okay?
11:04Darnel, what are we gonna do?
11:05I never realized how bad this place is.
11:09This is gonna be okay.
11:11Just wait here.
11:12Okay.
11:14What is it you need of me to do?
11:16Help me with these girls.
11:19Floss, you know I'm really not into-
11:25Pimping.
11:26You're damn right, you man.
11:27I'm not asking you to.
11:30And what are you asking me to do?
11:32I'm trying to help you.
11:34We'll be close once, remember?
11:36Look at you.
11:38Your daddy's gone, mom's in jail.
11:41He just lost your job.
11:44You ain't got a damn knuckle to your damn name.
11:47Well, you out here in the streets, pray.
11:50Well, pray?
11:52What are you talking about?
11:55I know.
12:02Come on, let's go.
12:04Where are we going?
12:06First, I need to take a shop and get some new rats.
12:08Come on.
12:08We can come back immediately.
12:08What?
12:09What?
12:33I'll get some sleep.
12:34I'll be back in the morning.
12:36Nyla.
12:36Your room upstairs.
12:37The first one on the roll.
12:38Donne Wright, Donnell, Dine Staffs.
12:40If y'all need anything, it's in the refrigerator.
12:45Close it.
12:50Thanks.
12:53Don't thank me just yet.
13:01I'm starving.
13:03Come on, let's get you something to eat.
13:18So that's why you're out here doing this?
13:20Because you want to be at the house?
13:21For the most part, yeah.
13:23At least, that's how it started out.
13:27That's so funny.
13:28So many beautiful girls start out doing this for the sailors.
13:33And then they forget what that reason is.
13:37Flossie introduces me to a lot of girls, and out of all of them, they think you can do it.
13:47Whatever.
13:48You're only saying that because I'm not wearing any panties.
13:50And what?
13:51You've known me like five minutes?
13:52No.
13:54I'm saying that because I really think that you can do it.
13:59Really?
14:00Yeah.
14:01Well, I know a little something about me, it's okay?
14:05I'll tell you what, why don't I put up a little money and we make a 30-minute booty.
14:14Let you be the star.
14:16Show them what you can do.
14:18Okay?
14:19You would do all of that for me.
14:22Absolutely.
14:23As long as you keep making this older man feel younger again.
14:33Okay.
14:34But I do need to give Flossie the money for this session.
14:38After tonight, you just ask, no charge, and while you're in sleep.
14:45Okay.
14:46Deal.
14:51I'll be right back.
14:53Okay.
15:01Oh, Al, why do you have so much cash?
15:06I'll tell you, there's two people you hide your money from.
15:10That's the IRS and your wife.
15:15And who are you hiding it from?
15:18Both.
15:24This was fun.
15:32Good morning.
15:41Oh, you must be new.
15:43I'm Oakland.
15:47I'm Nala.
15:49Maria never told us you were coming.
15:52I don't know, Maria.
15:54But anyway, I'm Oakland.
15:56I'm in contention for the new bottom.
15:59That was just slipping already.
16:02Who's this?
16:02Some new girl.
16:04Oh, hi.
16:05You never told us about again?
16:07Oh shit, girl.
16:08It's 9 o'clock.
16:08Oh shit, we gotta go.
16:09I need to find my brother.
16:12Oh, the cute kid?
16:13I seen him in the basement.
16:14Okay.
16:16Thanks.
16:24Darnell.
16:28Darnell.
16:29Darnell.
16:30What?
16:31We're going to school today?
16:36Oh shit.
16:39Not today.
16:41This is a nice house.
16:43It's a whole house.
16:44It's a whole house?
16:45It's a whole house?
16:45I didn't know they actually live good.
16:47It's nice.
16:48Yeah.
16:49Yeah.
16:50Listen, Nala.
16:52We got to talk.
16:55I'm going to call CPS.
16:57What are you talking about, CPS?
16:58They going to take us away.
17:00They going to take you away.
17:02Look, I'm 19, so I can take care of myself, but it's the best option for you right now.
17:09Darnell, I don't want to leave you.
17:11Nala, I'm about to go to college next year.
17:14College?
17:14You got into college?
17:16No.
17:17Not yet.
17:17Well, when are you going to give up those silly dreams, man?
17:22You too?
17:24I thought of all people, you would believe in me.
17:28I do.
17:30But what about Mom?
17:32She'll figure it out.
17:34She's like a cat, right?
17:36She always lands on her feet.
17:39Okay.
17:40Well, we still have to find another plan.
17:42Because I'm not going to foster care.
17:45You ain't going to have much of a choice.
17:46I know what's best for you.
17:48You don't know what's best for me?
17:50You barely even know what's best for yourself.
17:52Because if you did, you wouldn't be running around here thinking you're going to be a fucking astronaut.
17:56Come on.
17:57An astronaut!
18:24They're ready.
18:33Maybe he won't be so mad.
18:48You seriously going to bring this boy into this?
18:51I know this shit is against the rules already.
18:54So that's way short-handed.
18:56If we don't find Maria and get that money back to Black,
19:00we don't have to worry about no rules.
19:04Okay.
19:06But just for the record, I'm not with this shit.
19:13Let's go.
19:21It's been two days now. Where's Maria?
19:26Her mother got sick. She should be here any time now.
19:29Uh, her mother got sick?
19:33Yes. People get sick. Her mother's sick.
19:35Is that why she didn't answer her phone?
19:39So I'll see what's really going on here.
19:41Okay, y'all need to check that phone.
19:43Did you forget? She doesn't have a mother.
19:50She handling some business, okay?
19:55What?
19:57I hate ass, but it's been more than two weeks now.
20:00Can you please send my kids some money, please?
20:02Yeah, and I need to see my mom with some money.
20:04She's getting evicted.
20:07Y'all got a lot of fucking demands to be coming up short every night.
20:13Are you stealing from me?
20:15What? No.
20:16I didn't ask you to speak.
20:20Is it you?
20:24Is it you?
20:26No.
20:27Oh, I get it. It's all y'all, huh?
20:31What you think I can, you think I can check on y'all?
20:33Flossie, now we all know better than a steal from you.
20:37I'm your top earner. You're accusing me of stealing.
20:39You're damn right. I'm accusing you of stealing the most.
20:49Where's the money going?
20:50New shoes, cars, clothes.
20:52I done had enough of your shit, Oprah.
20:54Flossie, it's been slow.
20:56I don't give a damn times more.
20:58We can all we can.
21:00We working all we can.
21:02We even eating lunch on the stroll.
21:05Okay, well y'all need to eat less and work more.
21:07One of them jobs got out of hand last night.
21:09I was looking for Nutty and she wasn't there.
21:11It's your job to protect us.
21:13You don't tell me how to do my fucking job.
21:14And Nutty don't fucking answer to you, bitch.
21:16Well, how we supposed to be getting money when we getting big down?
21:19Bitch.
21:19Nobody wants to fuck a fantasy with a black eye motherfucker come at me again.
21:23Bitch.
21:23Bitch, hoes don't dress like this.
21:25Hoes don't live the way you live.
21:27Hoes don't get their kids fed the way you feel yours.
21:29You better get your ass out there and make this company some money.
21:34Get the fuck out.
21:35All y'all leave.
21:38Shit.
21:40Get your ass up, Sam.
21:41I'm a great bitch.
21:42Yeah, bitch.
21:43These hoes are tripping.
21:47Bitch, I lost some motherfucking money.
21:50Y'all two need to fight in the drawers quick.
21:53Cause if we don't, it's gonna be a fucking coup.
21:56Shit.
21:56I mean, your girls don't take out about eight appointments tonight.
21:58They all paying good.
22:00Yeah.
22:01Yeah.
22:02Yeah, I'll take care of it.
22:05Everything all right, Jenny?
22:08Yeah.
22:10Good dress.
22:12Time to roll.
22:21Now you gotta bring him along.
22:22Look, I don't wanna talk.
22:24Oh?
22:25Now you got a problem with him?
22:27The fuck did he ever do to you?
22:31Who's your new boyfriend?
22:33Are you stupid?
22:37This is the last fucking time you call me stupid, bitch.
22:41Yeah.
22:43That's right.
22:43Check that bitch down there.
22:45You got it.
22:45You got it.
22:46You got it.
22:47I ain't gonna make you more of a man.
22:49And it damn sure I ain't gonna make you my boyfriend either.
22:54Cause you can kill it with all that childish job.
23:03Yeah.
23:05All right, she coming in now.
23:08One hour.
23:10One.
23:11Two.
23:14Two.
23:15One.
23:18Two.
23:19No, no.
23:19One.
23:25I can't believe I just jumped my girlfriend.
23:30Hey, the truth will set you free.
23:32Ain't that some shit your dad would say?
23:45Hey, why'd you hit my mom back then?
23:48Boy, your mom was all kind of fucked up when your dad and Chris died
23:51So you know she was willing to do anything to survive?
23:56Did you know she was selling drugs for your Uncle Chris?
23:59So that's why you hit her?
24:02You ever heard this saying, sometimes you gotta hurt the ones you love?
24:06Well, I loved your mother
24:08And I knew me hitting her in that moment is what she needed not to end up in this bullshit
24:15You're saying she wanted to be a hoe?
24:17I thought she did
24:19She really didn't understand what that meant, so I hit her
24:21So she would understand
24:25I never knew that
24:29Thank you
24:34So how long has Shantae been doing this?
24:37Having sex?
24:39Oh, she told the girl since she was 12
24:42Fuck that, man
24:44I didn't hit till she was like 15
24:52How could she write this for me?
24:54Hey, stop that
24:56Not at these streets
24:57And save them tears for the dime
25:13That's your girl's schedule for the rest of the day
25:20There's like
25:2210 appointments here
25:24Yeah
25:25Your bitch is the number one stoner
25:27Look, I gotta ask the ride as yours
25:29You make sure she get in and out these places safe
25:35I'm good
25:38What you talking about?
25:42Everything I love always gets fucked around you, Flossie
25:46You fucked my mama
25:49You fucked my teacher
25:51And now you got my girl out here fucking
25:54What did I ever do to you?
26:01Yeah
26:03It just, it'll relax your mind
26:04I can't be no astronaut smoking
26:10To being high
26:16You know what?
26:18You put these women on the pedestal
26:20When in reality
26:21You need to be stepping on these bitches
26:24That's not how you treat women, Flossie
26:28Do you know the difference between a beta nigga and a alpha nigga?
26:31A what?
26:32Your daddy was a beta nigga
26:34I watched him give your mama everything she wanted
26:37Never put up a fuss
26:38Your teacher?
26:40Yeah
26:42Her dude?
26:44Straight out of Asia
26:46Now we know them some beta niggas
26:49Wouldn't even argue with Maria
26:51Worse to the fucking ground she walked on
26:54And then there's you, Darnell
26:57What type of nigga you think you are?
27:00Why do I have to be anything?
27:02I'm a nice guy
27:04I treat women with respect
27:13You sure you don't want to hit this?
27:15This is some good shit
27:17This is not some smoke dope
27:22I.E. beta nigga
27:26You know, women love beta niggas
27:29You know why?
27:30Beta niggas wake up in the morning complimenting them
27:33Making them breakfast and bed and shit
27:36Beta niggas put up no challenge at all
27:40But you know what women really want, Darnell?
27:44To be treated nicely?
27:45Yeah
27:46Yeah
27:46You would think so, wouldn't you?
27:49Women really want an alpha nigga
27:52Women want a nigga they can buy down to
27:54You can't give a head standing up, right?
27:58Women want a nigga they can worship
28:00They want a nigga they can please
28:04What women really want, Darnell?
28:06They can't have
28:08Darnell, you got a big dick
28:11What?
28:12Nigga, you did get too big
28:17It's okay
28:18See, it don't even matter to that hoe, Shantae
28:22There's no such thing as a golden rod
28:25What Shantae's chasing
28:26It ain't what's in somebody's pants, boy
28:32You can't
28:33Look
28:35And what she's doing right now
28:36It ain't your fault
28:38You can't control what she does
28:40You can't control who she is
28:42And what she is as a hoe
28:54I'm going against the code
28:57What's that?
29:02I ain't supposed to let another man in my flop
29:06Not that I want in, but
29:09Why?
29:11Because one day these bitches can wake up and choose up
29:15Choose up?
29:17Me and the dad want to work for you
29:20Then why would you let me in?
29:23Because you in a bad situation in I-O
29:26You on me?
29:29Yeah
29:32You know, if you never would've
29:33Knocked that drink out of my hand ten years ago
29:37I wouldn't be here
29:40And I never thanked you for that
29:44This is my way of thanking
29:49By making me sell my girl
30:00Play the fucking bitch
30:02You got 15
30:30My bell is $10,000
30:34What?
30:35Where are we gonna get that kind of money?
30:37We only gotta get 10% of it
30:41I'll try to get another job after school
30:45Where you been staying?
30:47I'm staying with Flossie right now
30:48What?
30:50How?
30:51You know your sister is not safe there
30:55Flossie's doing what he can to
30:56Keep her from doing anything
30:59He wants me to work for him
31:03Hopefully you said yes
31:05I said no
31:07Why?
31:08I can't
31:08Get enough money
31:09Working with Flossie
31:11To get me out of here
31:12I can't do that mom
31:16You can't do that
31:17I-I don't understand
31:19I'm not working for Flossie
31:23Then what are you gonna do Darnell?
31:26I'm gonna do what I've been trying to do
31:29I'm gonna get into college
31:30And I'm gonna have a better life than you
31:36I'm gonna see my dreams through
31:38No matter how hard it takes
31:40See your dreams through?
31:44You talking about being a fucking spaceman?
31:47An astronaut mom
31:48Darnell
31:51It is impossible
31:53For you to be
31:55A spaceman
31:58It's astronaut
32:01I won a space contest on my own
32:04That means it is possible
32:07Don't bring that storybook shit to me
32:13I've known
32:14Ever since you were a kid
32:17That you wasn't gonna be
32:18No fucking astronaut
32:20Not a doctor
32:22Not a dentist
32:23Not an accountant
32:25Your father knows
32:27Your fucking teacher knows
32:29The whole world knows Darnell
32:31Everybody knows but you
32:34You know what?
32:38I'll talk to Flossie
32:40And if he feel like getting you out
32:42Then he will
32:47But I'm not selling my soul to no devil
32:53Space camp is in a few days
32:57I'm sorry mom
33:04I don't want my life to end up like yours
33:09Like mine?
33:12I'm in here because I was trying to take care of you and Nyla
33:19You better take Flossie up on your offer
33:23You need to get me out of here Darnell
33:26Do you hear me?
33:28I said you need to get me out of here
33:42I won!
33:43I won!
33:45I won!
33:46You won!
33:47Well I don't think you
33:48Alright alright
33:48Well here's your prize
33:50There you go Sylvia
33:51There you go
33:52Woo!
33:54Woo!
33:55You're a wild man
33:57Wow
33:58Oh man
33:59Y'all need to be calmed down
34:01Oh my god
34:02That is a surprise
34:02It's a surprise
34:03It's a surprise
34:04It's a surprise
34:06It's a surprise
34:06Day 3 or 4
34:07Day 3 or 4
34:08It might be 5
34:10It might be 5
34:12Call it a good time
34:13Yes!
34:13Such a good time
34:25Woah
34:27Hey
34:28Yo
34:29Wake up
34:30Sylvia
34:31Wake up, baby
34:32Sylvia
34:33Sylvia
34:33Sylvia
34:34Sylvia
34:35Sylvia
34:35Sylvia
34:37Sylvia
34:38Sylvia
34:42Sylvia
34:43Sylvia!
34:43Sylvia!
34:44Rise and shine!
34:46You don't rise, you can't shine!
34:48Sylvia wake up!
34:50Come on!
34:52Can't give up now!
34:52Josh!
34:53What's up?
34:54Give him a pulse.
34:56Got it.
34:56Good.
34:57Sylvia!
35:02Sylvia!
35:04Sylvia!
35:05Sylvia!
35:05Sylvia!
35:05Oh shit!
35:07Sylvia!
35:07Oh shit!
35:08Dude!
35:08Oh shit!
35:10Sylvia wake up!
35:12What the fuck?
35:13I mean...
35:14I'm calling the fucking cops!
35:17No, no, no, no, no!
35:17That's so gross!
35:18I gotta call!
35:19No, Mariam!
35:20No!
35:20Yo!
35:21Fuck!
35:21Calm down!
35:23No!
35:25No!
35:26No!
35:27No!
35:27No!
35:28No!
35:28No!
35:28No!
35:29No!
35:29No!
35:29No!
35:30No!
35:30No!
35:41No!
35:43No!
35:47No!
35:48I'm trying!
35:49Fuck!
35:50Fuck!
35:52Fuck!
35:58Fuck!
35:58She's fucking dead dude!
36:01She has no pulse!
36:03Fuck!
36:04What the fuck did you do that before?
36:05I didn't mean it was an accident!
36:07Fuck!
36:08Fuck!
36:09Fuck!
36:09Fuck!
36:09Fuck!
36:09Fuck!
36:10We gotta go!
36:12No!
36:13No!
36:14No!
36:14We gotta go!
36:15No!
36:17No!
36:19We can't!
36:20Stop!
36:24We gotta go!
36:26We can't!
36:28We gotta clean this up!
36:39No!
36:40A little more!
36:41A little more!
36:41A little more!
36:42A little more!
36:46Huh?
36:47You good?
36:48Yeah.
36:53You know what?
36:54I'm not gonna tell her, mate.
37:00I'm not gonna tell her.
37:01Oh...
37:22There you are.
37:26Roger!
37:26I don't know.
38:01yeah this is dr. Harry just well I should know that Josh and I we're on a
38:17vacation and we won't be in for a bit
38:29of course thank you
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