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Late Bloomer - Season 3 Episode 3
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00:05You are listening to RedFM.
00:07I noticed that Brempton is a very Punjabi romantic comedy film.
00:13A Canadian jumper from Punjab came to Punjab.
00:16He gave me a girl with a girl.
00:17Oh, yes. A Canadian born internet boy is starring in it.
00:21So, did you just meet?
00:22Yes. Lucky Gil, the director of the film,
00:25just came off three successful projects.
00:27So, can you keep up here?
00:29I have a lot of Mazzarkia films.
00:31Hussan Ali, prepare for it.
00:32No tension.
00:47It's not about the money for me.
00:50You know, it's about my love.
01:11Uh, hey.
01:13Do you know what time we're starting?
01:14Call time was, like, three hours ago.
01:16Should be starting shortly.
01:18Um, okay.
01:20Do you know what time that is, exactly?
01:23Yeah, I can ask them.
01:25Great.
01:30Like, now, or...?
01:32Yeah, one second.
01:34I'm just finishing my tea.
01:36Okay.
01:42Sir?
01:43Desiator is asking about time.
01:46Yeah.
01:47Okay.
01:48Yeah.
01:49Okay.
01:50Okay.
01:56So, what'd they say?
01:58She'll be starting shortly.
02:02Okay.
02:06Bitch fan, by the way.
02:09Thanks.
02:27What's up, guys?
02:28Prem here.
02:29Check out this crazy trailer they got me put up in for this top-secret movie I'm shooting with Chris
02:35Rock.
02:35We got a whole bathroom with a shower, a mini hot tub, a PS5, ice cream machine, ping pong table,
02:44a mini trampoline, my own bed in case I get tired.
02:48Oh, you're ready for me?
02:49Damn right on time, too.
02:50Let's go!
03:18Let's go!
03:20Don't work.
03:21Don't work.
03:22Don't work.
03:23Don't work.
03:23Don't work.
03:23Anyways, we have some scotch if you want.
03:25Don't work.
03:28Don't work.
03:28Don't work.
03:29I'm good, man.
03:30Look, about the script.
03:32I was thinking about just different ideas that will really like elevate it and take it to another level.
03:39I'm also thinking the same way.
03:40Actually, I swear to him, he's an uncle.
03:43He's an uncle.
03:44Ah, yeah.
03:46OK, here's an idea.
03:47What if the guy at the end doesn't end up getting the girl,
03:51right?
03:51So that, like, reawakens his, like, warped understanding
03:54of what love really is.
03:56It'll make it so much more progressive and modern for us,
04:00you know?
04:01Progressive.
04:02Yes, progressive.
04:03Pah, he's coming.
04:04He's coming.
04:05He's coming.
04:05He's coming.
04:05He's coming.
04:05He's coming.
04:10He's coming.
04:11Ha, ha, ha, ha.
04:15Banagi, baanagi, baanagi.
04:17Here's what we do.
04:18He got to see.
04:20Preeti na vya ni krona.
04:22Preeti na vya krona.
04:24Eh?
04:25Salii?
04:26You both pretend to be gay so that he can move to Canada
04:29and get PR.
04:30Please, right?
04:31Ah.
04:32Pahji, palamda na ho ga rainbow card.
04:35Ji, mei PR card hundha.
04:36Oya, rinna de hundha ni ho chandai-jee rangu-birangai-jee.
04:38I don't know, man, it just, like, feels kind of weird.
04:40Weird?
04:41Why weird?
04:42You're not going to be a gay.
04:43You're just pretending to be gay.
04:44No, that's not the weird part.
04:47It just feels like a hacky 2000s Hollywood movie.
04:50Like what?
04:51Then there's going to be a marriage auditor,
04:53and he's going to have to test our marriage,
04:54and we're forced to kiss each other to prove it?
04:56Oh.
04:59Brilliant idea, pahji.
05:00Brilliant idea.
05:00Pahji, licko, licko, licko.
05:01No, no, that's not what I meant, man.
05:02Oh, pahji, this is going to be our breakback mountain.
05:05You know how many Oscar awards that won?
05:07That was an authentic story about two guys
05:09trying to figure out their sexuality.
05:11This just feels backwards, man.
05:13Backwards?
05:14No, no.
05:15This is going to be the most progressive thing
05:16ever happened in Punjabi community.
05:18Oh, Punjabi bandai, no gay bandai,
05:20narei bata lagu ha, ondhani rite se bata lagu ha.
05:22We're going to hit the very right audience.
05:27Indians, Canadians, Latinis, gore, kaare, afrikke, pahji,
05:32you're the star.
05:35Pahji, you're a big star.
05:37Bigger star.
05:38Pahji, millions, billions.
05:39Pahji, Avatar, Titanic,
05:42oh, here's the picture.
05:43Little bit, little bit, big director.
05:45So, you're lucky girl,
05:46you're going to hit the floor.
05:48You're going to hit the floor.
05:49So, you're going to hit the floor.
05:49Oh, gay.
05:51I'm going to hit the floor.
05:52You're going to hit the floor.
05:52Pahji, you're going to hit the floor.
05:53I'll hit the floor.
05:56I don't know.
06:51I don't know.
06:58I don't know.
07:18You look so fucking jokes, bro.
07:22Bro, I look like Adam Levine in 2010.
07:24Come on.
07:24You signed up for a Punjabi movie, man.
07:26Like, last-minute changes are the norm.
07:28Yeah, but this much, though?
07:29Look, the whole concept's completely changed.
07:31Why are you so nervous?
07:32You're only pretending to be gay.
07:33Okay, that's not why I'm nervous, all right?
07:37Well...
07:37Yo, man.
07:38This would be great for your career.
07:39This would be like a Bat Break Mountain.
07:41Bro, that's not the name.
07:43You know what?
07:43I'm just gonna ask the wardrobe guy for something else.
07:46Bhaji, don't you have any other options?
07:48Yo, that's what the director wants.
07:49My marjithra ought to be running.
07:51He wants my maasida.
07:53Different option.
07:56You know what, man?
07:57I'm gonna find Lucky and set this whole thing straight.
08:00I mean, like, I'm gonna clarify shit.
08:03What?
08:04Yo, don't fuck around with it, bro.
08:06Like, he knows what he's doing.
08:07He knows how to make him smash it.
08:09Yeah, but, like...
08:11Shh, shh, shh.
08:12Hold on.
08:15Yeah, bro.
08:16Yo, what's up, man?
08:18Yeah, I'm down for whacking some balls this weekend.
08:21Pause.
08:23Yeah, yo, let's hook up with that, like, fine-ass, goody card chick, bro.
08:28Yeah, yeah, man.
08:29The one with the big-ass one me.
08:31You know, I like my fucking milk with my cookies, bro.
08:34What are you talking about?
08:35I'll put this hard chicken tongue together.
08:44Hi.
08:45Uh, I didn't order anything.
08:49Uh...
08:49Is this...
08:51Jasmeet's apartment?
08:52Yes.
08:53It is.
08:54But he's not here.
08:56So...
08:56Oh.
08:57He doesn't know I'm here.
08:58But I come just to hang out.
09:01Mm-hmm.
09:02Oh, did he order me food?
09:04Uh...
09:05No.
09:05His mom actually...
09:07Oh, Pooji.
09:08Yes, she sent food.
09:10Great.
09:11I'll just...
09:12Yeah, actually, Subinder auntie asked me to make sure that Jasmeet gets it.
09:16So maybe I could put it...
09:18Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:19Please.
09:19Come here.
09:20Yeah.
09:24Um...
09:25You work for Pooji.
09:27I do.
09:28Uh, I'm...
09:28I'm helping with the tiffins and the deliveries.
09:31Nice.
09:32Yeah, I used to do that.
09:33Then I got replaced by a robot.
09:35And now you.
09:37So...
09:37You're probably a robot.
09:39Bzzzt.
09:41Beep boop.
09:41My name is Janet 3000.
09:44I am a robot.
09:46Imported from India.
09:48How may I be of service to you?
09:51Um...
09:52I am Neil 2000.
09:54I do not need your service.
09:57I just want the food.
09:59This is...
10:00Just Meet's food.
10:01Plus, your nails are dirty.
10:02Okay.
10:04It's not dirt.
10:04It's actually, uh, nail polish, so...
10:07Oh.
10:08It's very Prince of Darkness.
10:11Like Ozzy Osbourne?
10:13Yeah.
10:13I love Black Sabbath.
10:15Are you kidding?
10:15That's my favorite band.
10:17Heaven and Hell is my ringtone.
10:18No way.
10:19Mine's Warpigs.
10:22Someone told me a while ago that I was the reincarnation of Ronnie James Dio.
10:26But honestly, I prefer Ozzy.
10:28Well, yeah, of course.
10:29Of course.
10:29They're probably walking their dogs in heaven right now.
10:31Probably.
10:32Or Hell.
10:34Yeah.
10:34I think so.
10:38Okay, well, um...
10:41I should go.
10:42But, uh...
10:44Thanks for letting me in.
10:46It's no problem.
10:47Um...
10:48Oh, and, um...
10:49Mera Tanwad...
10:52Denu...
10:53And, uh...
10:54Bitch.
10:56Egg...
10:56Bitch?
10:57What?
10:58Is that what I said?
10:59Was that Punjabi?
11:01Yeah, yeah.
11:02I'm...
11:02I'm learning.
11:03Okay.
11:03It's really...
11:04Bad.
11:05Yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:08Well, thanks again.
11:09Yeah.
11:11Jenna, 3,000.
11:13Neil, 2,000.
11:19Bye.
11:20Bye.
11:34You know, make him more gay.
11:36Yo, uh, Lucky, I had a quick question about the...
11:39Lucky, I wanted to...
11:41I just appreciate it.
11:43Yo!
11:44Lucky!
11:45Lucky!
11:47Hey, have you guys seen Lucky?
11:49Yo!
11:50Lucky, where are you?
11:52Yo!
11:52Hey!
11:53Hey!
11:53Wow!
11:54What are you wearing?
11:55Uh...
11:55I know.
11:56It's just...
11:57It's a long story.
11:58I'll explain it soon.
11:59Okay.
12:00You look like Adam Levine in 2010, but...
12:02Yeah.
12:03I trust him.
12:06So!
12:07Thank you for being here.
12:08We are making a history.
12:11This is gonna be a super smash.
12:14Hey!
12:18I am the director of the film, Lucky Gil.
12:20And let me introduce you to a very special guest.
12:23He is the superstar.
12:25Upcoming megastar.
12:27Of the...
12:31I am so glad.
12:34So, please give it up for...
12:37Sajan!
12:39Oh, yes, yes.
12:40Thank you so much.
12:42Thank you so much.
12:55Thank you so much.
13:18So yes, also introducing just me, the other.
13:25So let's do the kick things up.
13:27Take your voice.
13:28My friend, avatar, please.
13:30Please share the voice.
13:32Waheguru, Waheguru, Waheguru.
13:35Please bless this set and all the people on it.
13:39And please forgive us for all the mistakes,
13:41the dirty deeds and stuff like that.
13:42I don't agree with it.
13:43But there's a lot that's going to happen on this set.
13:45There's like a lot of it.
13:46This director went crazy.
13:48But like, you've got to laugh at something, right?
13:51Things happen, right?
13:52Hey, lucky.
13:53I haven't got this script yet.
13:54You have to have two minutes left.
13:55No, but I'm just going to...
13:56Oh, man.
13:57Do you have two minutes left?
13:58That's why I gave him.
14:00Now, continue.
14:01And Waheguru, thank you for blessing my crypto portfolio.
14:04Oh, oh.
14:05Come on.
14:06Come on.
14:06Come on.
14:07Come on.
14:07Come on.
14:08Come on.
14:09Come on.
14:09Come on.
14:16Come on.
14:16Come on.
14:18I don't know.
14:45I don't know.
14:46It's a Pakistani drama.
14:47Oh, good, good.
14:49I've never seen the drama.
14:50No, it's very nice.
14:52Just a minute, see it.
14:53They're sitting there and they're not wrong.
14:55They're going to get out of the car and get out of the car.
15:03Oh, yes, my friend.
15:05What's the situation?
15:06It's not okay, it's not good.
15:07It's not good, it's not good.
15:08It's a big and big flight.
15:11I didn't get out of the car and I got out of the car.
15:13I was like, I've made a car and I'm like,
15:15I've made a car out of the car and I got out of the car.
15:16I'm like, you know what?
15:19Do you know what the fuck was doing?
15:22What did you feel like?
15:22Where did the car go to?
15:23Did you go to Europe?
15:25No, no, I was like,
15:27I'm like, she took the children of Eucaratha and of that one.
15:30I didn't know.
15:33It was like,
15:34I'm not sure why did I go into the car.
15:37I'm like,
15:40I'm like,
15:43I don't know.
15:44I don't know.
15:45They kept their work so that they could see the girls in the drama room.
15:51They would have to take the kids.
15:54They would have to get the kids.
15:57Okay, so this very first scene, you guys are going to love it.
16:01It's with the marriage auditor.
16:04He's going to interview our lovely couple.
16:07And you know, they have to prove him that they are in real relationship.
16:13So what's the best way to do that? Anybody?
16:16By showing marriage certificates?
16:18No, no.
16:20Instead, by kissing each other. Much money, isn't it?
16:25It's just like the back mountain.
16:28Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.
16:30Dude, what the fuck?
16:34I don't know, man. They switched it up on me last minute.
16:36Oh, and I really want to thank Jasmeet for inspiring this whole idea.
16:41Yeah!
16:42Oh, he wrote the scene and said, how can I do it?
16:46Dude, you make up, make up, make up, make up!
16:48You're ready!
16:48And all of them, come here.
16:50Come here, come here.
16:52Come here, come here.
16:52Come here, come here.
16:53Come here, come here.
16:56Oh.
17:00Hey, look, man.
17:01Is this weird?
17:02Who are we really laughing at here, you know?
17:04Oh.
17:05Laugh is a laugh, my friend.
17:06Oh, man.
17:07You're laughing at me.
17:08You're laughing at me.
17:09Oh, man.
17:12Okay, well...
17:13Can we get an intimacy coordinator, at least?
17:15You know?
17:16A what?
17:16You know how, on sets, they have, like, a supervisor
17:19that makes sure everybody's comfortable
17:21and everything's consensual.
17:22Like, isn't that a thing?
17:23Yeah, buddy, you're doing a little video.
17:25It's just a small kiss.
17:28How to kiss?
17:29Can you bring your lips here?
17:31Can you bring your lips here?
17:33Are you guys comfortable?
17:34Do you want me to hold your hand?
17:38It's not like that, man.
17:42I'm not making it complicated, bro.
17:44I'm just saying we should think about what we're doing.
17:46Oh, you are just pretending to pretend to be gay.
17:50Oh, you're gay?
17:51Again, that's not what I'm nervous about.
17:53Oh, relax, guy, y'all.
18:07I'm trying to get through the directory, man.
18:11I didn't need for it to be like this.
18:12Yeah, it'd be weird if you did.
18:14Okay, but maybe this is a good thing.
18:17Like, think about it.
18:18It's like pushing a culture forward,
18:20in its own weird way,
18:22start a dialogue,
18:23make it more palatable.
18:26Or maybe it's just because
18:27Navi will do anything to get paid.
18:29Seriously, I don't get good vibes from that guy.
18:31Yeah, but he's getting yee paid.
18:35Keep working on the fixes, okay?
18:38Okay, man.
18:39Whatever.
18:39I'm gonna go hit my vape.
18:42I'm gonna go hit my vape.
18:46I'll fire you.
18:47I'm gonna go hit my vape.
18:48Yeah, you're gonna fire you.
18:49Yeah, you're gonna fire me.
18:53Yeah, you're gonna fire me.
19:08I didn't like my cooking.
19:10The living room will be done.
19:12I can't even see the drama.
19:15Okay, I'll do it.
19:17Okay?
19:21Come, come, come.
19:23Okay?
19:24Okay?
19:36Man, this is crazy.
19:43I just saw my friends came.
19:45Yeah.
19:46Nice.
19:54Why is that?
20:11Don't you think, like,
20:13bringing them on set,
20:14exposing them to something like this
20:16will open up their minds?
20:24I saw my friends and my friends.
20:25They saw my friends.
20:26They saw my friends.
20:30They saw my friends.
20:31I saw my friends.
20:33I saw my friends.
20:35I saw my friends.
20:35I saw my friends.
20:38I saw my friends.
20:38I saw my friends.
20:40I saw my friends.
20:40Hello, brother.
20:44Well, having a marriage certificate
20:46and photos from your wedding
20:47is all fine and dandy.
20:49But I'm going to need proof
20:52or your PR status.
20:54Oh!
20:54Oh!
20:54You will be revoked.
20:56Oh!
20:57What's the deal, Matthew?
20:59What kind of proof do you need?
21:01Huh.
21:02Sample.
21:04Kiss.
21:06Your husband.
21:09That's it?
21:11Yup.
21:12Oh, no.
21:17Begin!
21:19Got it now.
21:21Shouldn't be so hard
21:22if you're married,
21:23like you said you are.
21:25Now, do it.
21:28Do it.
21:29Do it.
21:33Do it.
21:35Do it.
21:38Do it.
21:40Do it.
21:41Do it.
21:42Do it.
21:46Do it.
21:47Do it.
21:59Do it.
22:00Do it.
22:01Do it.
22:02Do it.
22:03Do it.
22:03Come on.
22:04Come on, man.
22:06We are.
22:08There we go.
22:11I can do this.
22:12Yes, sir.
22:14Are you?
22:15Hey, yo!
22:17Get up, man.
22:19What the fuck is going on?
22:21Dude, shh.
22:23Lucky, can I take five?
22:24Please, can we just take five?
22:26Okay, take five.
22:27Please reset!
22:29Shadri!
22:30Oh, who's there?
22:31Shadri!
22:32Shadri!
22:32Shadri!
22:33Shadri!
22:33Sorry, man.
22:33I just tripped out seeing you kiss that dude.
22:36Why?
22:36You homophobic?
22:38Aw, man.
22:38I just feel weird seeing just me kiss, period.
22:41Girl, guy, anyone.
22:43He's like my younger bro.
22:44I don't want to see that shit.
22:45It's gross.
22:45I thought it was great.
22:46I really liked how you played up the nervousness in the scene.
22:49You were like pale and you looked like you were going to shit or vomit.
22:53It was like, it was real.
22:55Yeah, it was a little too real.
22:57Acting.
22:58Sure you weren't actually nervous?
23:00I mean, he is straight.
23:03Well, sexuality's a spectrum.
23:04I think everyone's a little gay.
23:06Yeah, right.
23:07Guy's crazy.
23:10Wait, this is a movie about discovering your sexuality?
23:12That's really good for the community, right?
23:14Look, if you feel weird about this, then I think you should maybe not do this movie and
23:20just go and work on yourself, you know?
23:22Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
23:23Just me is doing this movie.
23:25If anyone has a problem with this, there's the fucking door.
23:28Anyone as in an actual queer person?
23:30You know I had to bend over backwards like 40 different ways to pull this off?
23:34Pause.
23:34This shit reeks of a desperate cash grab.
23:36Did these guys even consult an actual queer person?
23:39Seriously.
23:48Hey, look, I really think that you should reconsider this, okay?
23:51Let's go.
23:53Let's go.
23:53Let's go.
23:54Let's go.
23:56Let's go.
23:56Let's go.
23:57Let's go.
23:59Let's go.
24:00Oh, shit.
24:01What the fuck?
24:03Uh, yo, I spilled something up by a shirt.
24:05I'm going to have to go to wardrobe.
24:07Bro, are you serious?
24:08Are you serious?
24:09Come on.
24:11Let's go.
24:12Let's go.
24:19Sorry man, I just…
24:20Yeah.
24:22Sorry, sorry.
24:26I don't know.
24:28I don't know man.
24:32Look, you sound fed up too.
24:33Why are you working in this industry?
24:34Why don't you go to Hollywood?
24:55I don't know, man.
25:00I'm, like, I'm just trying to push the culture forward, man.
25:03Isn't that the whole point?
25:18The people follow you, don't follow people.
25:22You're born in both worlds, man.
25:24You got a chance.
25:31You're born ready like me.
25:43You're born ready like me.
25:49You're born ready like me.
25:52I'm born ready like me.
26:05Wow.
26:06Wow.
26:07Good.
26:08When did you open your room with your wife?
26:09We are at the train.
26:11What was wrong?
26:11But I want to open you up and do you want to open?
26:13No.
26:14You want to put your multitasking on the way?
26:16Come.
26:16Again.
26:19Take this away.
26:20No boos.
26:21What a quiet.
26:23Come on!
26:25Come on.
26:26The kitchen matters first.
26:28Come.
26:28Yes.
26:36You're standing behind the camera.
26:40Yes, yes.
26:42Come here, come here.
26:45You're standing behind the camera.
26:48You're standing behind the camera.
27:12My brother is standing behind the camera.
27:19You're almost whatever, sir?
27:19You silently nod, Uncle.
27:23Of course!
27:26Work alone.
27:28My parents are so beautiful.
27:28Don't worry, man. I get it done. Don't worry.
27:31Hey, yo, let me call you back.
27:33Yo, why didn't you change yet?
27:35Yeah, I did some thinking, and, uh, I'm not gonna lie, man.
27:39I can't do this with you. I quit.
27:41What? Excuse fucking me?
27:43Bro, this shit changed like 50 times, man.
27:44There's no integrity. I don't know what the intentions are.
27:47Nobody's giving me any answers, so I can't do this, bro. I'm done.
27:51Look, man, you've been continuously screwing me over.
27:53Late with the brand videos, giving me attitude, cock-blocking me.
27:57I need you to do this film.
27:59How else am I supposed to film my family?
28:01Bro, I don't know, man. That's not my issue.
28:04Don't mess with a man and his meal just needs.
28:07I'm warning you. Don't fuck up a good thing here.
28:11Yo, what have I found for you?
28:13You should feel this one in the next scene.
28:16Oh, yarr, you, what you're prepared, you're prepared for it, yarr?
28:18Bro, if a fine dog died, he died, he died, and where's he died?
28:22Don't worry about it, man, because I quit.
28:25Who quit? Where's he going?
28:27And you, you're fired.
28:31You know what? I don't need you, Dismit.
28:33I'll find a hundred of you in a second, man, in a second.
28:41Yo, I quit here.
28:46I'm going to Hollywood, baby.
28:49Dismit, let's go.
28:50Let's go.
28:50Let's go.
28:51Let's go.
28:54Who's going to dress us?
28:55Let's go.
29:23Let's go, man.
29:53So
29:55So
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