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00:00:03A lot of people ask what I've been up to since high school.
00:00:08Honestly, nothing good.
00:00:32Thank you, my friend.
00:02:16Fuck!
00:02:17Okay.
00:02:21Shh.
00:02:25Go back.
00:02:35Come on.
00:02:39Come on.
00:02:40Come on.
00:02:47Come on.
00:02:53Come on.
00:02:56Come on.
00:03:01Come on.
00:03:13Come on.
00:03:17Come on.
00:03:17Come on.
00:03:25Come on.
00:03:28Come on.
00:03:29Oh, shit.
00:03:35Come on.
00:03:36Come on.
00:03:51Come on.
00:03:52Come on.
00:03:58Come on.
00:04:12Oh, shit.
00:04:32There we go.
00:05:05There we go.
00:05:29There we go.
00:06:12You want a cup of milk?
00:06:22Sure.
00:06:47Thank you, Dahlia.
00:06:59Amen.
00:07:16Amen.
00:07:17Amen.
00:07:18Let's eat.
00:07:20All right, pass the eggs.
00:07:25This is our address.
00:07:27Will you be sure to send you an article when it's in the paper?
00:07:29Yeah, as long as the commies at college don't censor it.
00:07:33You're doing the Lord's work.
00:07:37Hope to see you again soon.
00:07:38Good luck with everything.
00:07:40Bye, guys.
00:07:42Bye.
00:07:43Bye.
00:07:43Bye.
00:07:44And you're well.
00:07:47Safe travels.
00:07:49Good night.
00:07:50Bye.
00:07:58I just got my permit.
00:08:14God bless, Ruby.
00:08:17I've never been on the Internet.
00:08:20You know, Daisy, I think you got it made.
00:08:26But I can't help but be curious.
00:08:30All the people out there living big, exciting lives.
00:08:38I trade spots with you in a heartbeat.
00:08:42Bye.
00:09:09You ought to come back out in the spring and meet Dolly's baby.
00:09:14It's just Mike.
00:09:27Oh, shit.
00:09:29Can you talk about it?
00:09:30USA.
00:09:31USA.
00:09:33USA.
00:09:34USA.
00:09:35USA.
00:09:36USA.
00:09:37USA.
00:11:25Where's my car?
00:11:27I had to leave behind.
00:11:28I guess I'll just add it to your tab then.
00:11:32A few years after high school, I was working in a smoke shop.
00:11:36Can I just get a raw comb, please?
00:11:38Yeah, for sure.
00:11:42You keep the change, actually. Thanks.
00:11:45Okay.
00:11:57Hey, Lori, hey. How are you?
00:12:00You owe me money.
00:12:01No, I know. Yeah, I was gonna pay you back.
00:12:04You were?
00:12:04Yeah, but then, you know, you moved.
00:12:09I don't really have, like, ten grand right now.
00:12:11You don't owe me ten grand, silly.
00:12:13I don't?
00:12:14No, um, you did 46 months ago, and, um, now $10,000 at a 20% monthly interest rate over
00:12:2446 months means that you actually owe me, uh, $43,887,000.
00:12:35I'll settle for $43,000,000, but I'll settle for $100,000, but I bet you don't have that either.
00:12:46And that is how I became a drug mule.
00:12:49And that is how I became a drug mule.
00:13:32I don't really think that's possible.
00:13:38Claro que sÃ.
00:13:40Disfruta.
00:13:56The most important thing is to make sure each balloon is properly sealed.
00:14:20After a few runs, I decided to bring a friend.
00:14:50The danger of bodypacking is if a balloon breaks, you die.
00:15:02Cotuay.
00:15:05Tal vez más de un kilo.
00:15:07Vamos a pescar, hermano.
00:15:12Tal vez más de un kilo.
00:15:39Tal vez más de un kilo.
00:15:56Yo, sorry.
00:15:58Don't.
00:15:58I can only cleanse for so long.
00:16:01Yeah, I know, but you gotta keep that shit up there, alright?
00:16:03Right through it.
00:16:07Damn.
00:16:08Sorry.
00:16:08Hey, what the fuck did you eat?
00:16:11I'm good, thank you.
00:16:12No, gracias.
00:16:19Turn the engine off, please.
00:16:23Passports.
00:16:30What were you ladies doing in Mexico?
00:16:32Uh, I was just showing my girl how the mamacitas do it down here.
00:16:40Ruby Bennett?
00:16:42It's me.
00:16:44You think Valentine?
00:16:47You have fun?
00:16:49No.
00:17:05I was just showing my girl how the mamacitas do it down here.
00:17:09I was just showing my girl how the mamacitas do it down here.
00:17:12I was just showing my girl how the mamacitas do it down here.
00:17:13I was just showing my girl how the mamacitas do it down here.
00:17:14I was just showing my girl how the mamacitas do it down here.
00:17:15I was just showing my girl how the mamacitas do it down here.
00:17:15I was just showing my girl how the mamacitas do it down here.
00:17:16I was just showing my girl how the mamacitas do it down here.
00:17:37Welcome to America.
00:17:38Thank you, sir.
00:17:51Get this strainer.
00:17:53It's in the dishwasher.
00:17:55I'm in.
00:17:57Come on, bro.
00:17:59Hang in there.
00:18:01Hang in there.
00:18:02Hang in there.
00:18:03What are you doing?
00:18:05Just breathe.
00:18:05I'm an accident.
00:18:08Better get the muck in.
00:18:14And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how fun.
00:18:18Smuggled into the United States.
00:18:29After Fesco's house got raided, Lori left East Highland, went into business with her cousin Harley and his son Wayne.
00:18:38I'm not saying they're inbred, but I have my suspicions.
00:18:44Looks good, mate.
00:18:46Is the room?
00:18:47Yeah.
00:18:48Have you been killed or caught yet?
00:18:51Raise a little more.
00:18:54I've done a dozen runs over the course of two years.
00:18:58Somehow, I ended up their number one mule.
00:19:10You think Wayne liked the spaghetti?
00:19:15I think Wayne likes you.
00:19:20You know, he's trying to get out of the drug business.
00:19:24Yeah, I don't know about that.
00:19:29He's been saving up.
00:19:30That's why he's got a lot of money in his safe.
00:19:36What's safe?
00:19:38Big one in his basement.
00:19:40Big one in his basement.
00:19:40He wants to get into avocados, and you can make a lot of money with avocados.
00:19:54What else does he have in that safe?
00:19:56What else does he have in that safe?
00:19:56Uh, I don't know.
00:19:58Important stuff.
00:20:00Where's the key?
00:20:01On his belt.
00:20:04What if there was a way to, like, take off his belt?
00:20:12I think I could figure that out.
00:20:15In between runs, I'd pick up extra cash driving for Uber.
00:20:25I left the old farm down in Texas
00:20:29And bombed all around for a time
00:20:33Then one day I found myself staring
00:20:37At a sign that rips on somebody
00:20:42The big cars in the view
00:20:44The city is crumbling.
00:20:46Crime is out of control.
00:20:48Somebody's got to do something.
00:20:50Yeah, totally.
00:20:54Oh, up here on the right.
00:20:55Oh, okay.
00:20:58All right.
00:21:00Let's go.
00:21:01Stay in trouble.
00:21:02I don't want to deal with that.
00:21:04I wonder.
00:21:07Hey, babe.
00:21:08How are you?
00:21:16Yo, Howard.
00:21:17It's Bennett.
00:21:17Open up.
00:21:24Hey!
00:21:26How was Arizona?
00:21:27Um, the other one was great.
00:21:29Uh, I just got to hang out with Gia
00:21:30And she's doing good.
00:21:31She's, like, top of her class.
00:21:33So was I.
00:21:35I, um...
00:21:36Sometimes Lexi would let me crash on her couch.
00:21:40It always came with a lecture.
00:21:43What are your long-term goals?
00:21:45And since I couldn't be honest
00:21:46About what I'd been up to,
00:21:48I'd be fake.
00:21:49Right now, it's kind of just a day at a time.
00:21:52You have to plan for the future
00:21:53Because pretty soon Uber drivers are going to be extinct.
00:21:57It's all going to be automated.
00:21:58Like, AI.
00:21:59They're not going to need people like you.
00:22:02Right.
00:22:08You know, I met these, uh...
00:22:10These Christians on a homestead in Texas.
00:22:13Christians in Texas?
00:22:14It was a drop-off.
00:22:16But, yeah, the Miller family.
00:22:18I can't stop thinking about them.
00:22:20It was, like, six kids.
00:22:23And they lived on a farm
00:22:25With, like, a bunch of animals.
00:22:26And no technology.
00:22:28No nothing.
00:22:29And I genuinely think that they were
00:22:31The happiest people
00:22:32I've ever met in my life.
00:22:34Because they're in a cult.
00:22:36Oh, well, maybe that's the answer.
00:22:39Christianity?
00:22:39I just feel like
00:22:42If I grew up religious
00:22:43Maybe my life would be better.
00:22:45Well, I'm not going to be friends with a Christian.
00:22:47Why?
00:22:49Because they're judgmental.
00:22:58You know, you really should call for this.
00:23:02Yeah, I know.
00:23:04I feel guilty, but I just
00:23:06I haven't had any time.
00:23:08I've been really busy.
00:23:09Yeah, well, you're free today.
00:23:11This is rare.
00:23:12Like, I work, like, seven days a week.
00:23:15Yeah, well, he misses you.
00:23:17Did he say that?
00:23:19Multiple times.
00:23:21Well, I don't know.
00:23:23My hours and his hours
00:23:26Don't really line up,
00:23:27So it's hard.
00:23:28I'll just, like,
00:23:29Pick up the phone and call him.
00:23:31It's not like he's going anywhere.
00:23:32He's in prison for 30 years.
00:23:37Lexi was working in Hollywood on a nighttime soap.
00:23:44Her boss, Patti Lance,
00:23:46was an industry legend.
00:23:47Writers are the engineers of the human soul.
00:23:52People underestimate the power of entertainment.
00:23:57What you see on television
00:23:58directly impacts the way we see one another.
00:24:03The decisions we make at home,
00:24:06In schools,
00:24:07And more importantly,
00:24:09What we do at the ballot box.
00:24:12Okay?
00:24:13That means,
00:24:15It's really important that we get 7-12 together.
00:24:19Lexi felt right at home.
00:24:21She was surrounded by smart,
00:24:23Creative people
00:24:24Who cared about the world.
00:24:25We are so much.
00:24:26It's giving me so much anxiety.
00:24:29Unlike her sister,
00:24:31Who's living in some right-wing suburban bubble.
00:24:39How much is that doggy in the window?
00:24:44Ha! Ha!
00:24:50She spent her free time trying to become tick-tock famous.
00:24:55Ha! Ha!
00:24:57I do hope that doggy is for sale.
00:25:11Hey, nice.
00:25:26So I go to work all day.
00:25:29I come home,
00:25:30And you're pretending to be a puppy dog.
00:25:33I'm just...
00:25:34Creating content.
00:25:36There are dishes in the sink from last night's dinner.
00:25:38There are flies buzzing around.
00:25:40I am so sorry, Mr. Nate.
00:25:42No, do not apologize, Juana.
00:25:44You work for the two of us.
00:25:45She is a housekeeper, not a videographer.
00:25:47Well, she's good at both.
00:25:49I'd pay her to do one.
00:25:51Get to work.
00:25:52Cheers, Mr. Nate.
00:25:58How many times do we have to talk about this?
00:26:01I am in the real world making deals.
00:26:04If an investor comes across a video like this online, I'm a joke.
00:26:08People make money doing this.
00:26:10Think about what you're saying.
00:26:11What you're actually saying.
00:26:13How much is that doggy in the window?
00:26:16Who's the doggy?
00:26:17I'm the doggy.
00:26:18All right, so you're for sale.
00:26:19No.
00:26:20No, but what you're saying is you can buy me.
00:26:23It's just a funny video.
00:26:25Except you're not a doggy.
00:26:26You're a grown woman.
00:26:27So that makes you a what?
00:26:34A prostitute.
00:26:36No, I am not a prostitute.
00:26:38Then stop acting like you are...
00:26:40You are blowing this way out of proportion.
00:26:42I am growing my following.
00:26:43This brand might sponsor me.
00:26:45It's called monetization.
00:26:53Come.
00:26:56Just...
00:27:05Just sit.
00:27:12You don't need to worry about money.
00:27:14I've got money.
00:27:16Why haven't we remodeled the living room?
00:27:19Or the kitchen or the master ensuite?
00:27:22Maybe we will.
00:27:24But right now I'm investing in myself.
00:27:26In the business.
00:27:29And it takes money to make money.
00:27:31Then let me chip in.
00:27:42You get a bad, bad dog.
00:27:49But fuck.
00:27:52Nate had taken over his dad's business.
00:27:56How about this?
00:27:57Just turn him on every time.
00:28:00Can't do what?
00:28:01Work.
00:28:03We gotta put on a shelf.
00:28:06Alright, boss.
00:28:08But what he didn't realize
00:28:09is how fucking hard it is to build in Southern California.
00:28:14Their wedding was around the corner.
00:28:18And Cassie was dreaming big.
00:28:22Fuck.
00:28:24Fuck.
00:28:25Fuck.
00:28:27Fuck.
00:28:28Fuck.
00:28:29Fuck.
00:28:30Fuck.
00:28:31Fuck.
00:28:31Fuck.
00:28:32Fuck.
00:28:38Fuck.
00:28:43Fuck.
00:28:45Fuck.
00:28:47Fuck.
00:28:49Fuck.
00:28:51Fuck.
00:28:53Fuck.
00:28:54Fuck.
00:28:55Fuck.
00:28:59Fuck.
00:29:00Fuck.
00:29:01Fuck.
00:29:02Fuck.
00:29:04you know how many baby boomers died today no six thousand jesus boomer dies every 15 seconds you
00:29:13fast forward 10 years from now it's a tidal wave of death there's only two things certain in this
00:29:19life and that's death and taxes sun settlers will be the premier end of life transitional facility
00:29:24in california we're gonna offer dignity and care when these people need it most you don't have to
00:29:31sell me i just need to make sure things are moving smoothly before i invest in the second round
00:29:36smoothly yeah take a look at what we got going on here these guys have been here since the crack
00:29:42of
00:29:43dawn trust me kurt we're gonna make a killer if fred ever tried to tell me what i could and
00:29:49could not
00:29:50post on social media castrate him it just doesn't get the online world and people make so much money
00:29:57using it i don't have to fight about the prices of floral arrangements or a wedding cake or ice
00:30:02luges i don't think you can make money that fast i mean you can't only fans isn't that porn see
00:30:09i used
00:30:10to think the same thing but i started reading and it's actually the biggest misconception i mean the
00:30:15platforms used to sell content communicate i'd be the one in charge wait are you really considering
00:30:21this i mean i wasn't not until nate started nickel and diming me so what would you be posting
00:30:29probably the same stuff that i post on instagram
00:30:33so why would people pay for it to form a deeper connection with me
00:30:37like imagine all the unhappy men in the world for just fifty dollars they could get a personalized
00:30:45perk and text from me saying good morning handsome thinking about you today that's it people just want
00:30:55to feel special well good luck with nate don't underestimate me
00:31:32are you seeing anyone no
00:31:40you you you hear about jules no don't tell her i told you but maddie told me she's a sugar
00:31:52baby
00:31:54a sugar baby a hooker but there's a difference right sugar babies don't have to have sex
00:32:00it's like having a chef who doesn't cook you ready maddie worked in management representing
00:32:07influencers and a few actors including dylan reed
00:32:16the heartthrob of early nights
00:32:22and action
00:32:37you're drunk
00:32:38how does that fill up the courage
00:32:46cut cut cut cut it gorgeous
00:32:50what if he kisses her and then says the line the kiss is the button
00:32:58let's try
00:33:00spin her kiss her then the line
00:33:03okay
00:33:05and action
00:33:10you're drunk
00:33:14i just had to build up the courage
00:33:20good note
00:33:22and cut
00:33:23where's my iced tea
00:33:24that was the day
00:33:25lexi gained dylan's respect
00:33:29hey lisa
00:33:50maddie's job appeared more glamorous than it was
00:33:53most days she was stuck behind a desk
00:34:00spencer's office this is max speaking
00:34:03hi
00:34:04yeah
00:34:04please
00:34:06i have annie on line too
00:34:08okay
00:34:11darling
00:34:12how are you
00:34:14how's what i was just about to call you
00:34:23but she had good relationships with the talent
00:34:25how long i'm gonna stay at this thing
00:34:27stop patty you're getting paid fifty thousand dollars to watch a movie
00:34:30do i have to stay for all of them
00:34:31give me a plug
00:34:32a manager takes ten percent of everything
00:34:42five grand for the night
00:34:47good money
00:34:49if you're maddie's boss
00:34:52thank you
00:34:53thank you
00:34:54the first step i get
00:34:56right
00:34:57like i'm powering my soul
00:34:58my addiction
00:34:58and my life is a manager
00:34:59doing fine
00:35:00step two
00:35:01only a power greater than myself can restore my sanity
00:35:04fine
00:35:04i get it
00:35:05step three
00:35:08i just
00:35:11that's hard
00:35:12why
00:35:14because how am i supposed to give my life and will over to the care of god
00:35:17easy
00:35:18you believe in something greater than yourself
00:35:20that's something that's god god is good
00:35:22that is that
00:35:23no i've never been into the believing in god thing
00:35:25you know
00:35:26yeah
00:35:27but i did meet this family
00:35:28and um they're super religious and just like so happy
00:35:34and it just made me think that maybe i'm the one missing something
00:35:37oh religious people are happier that's a fact
00:35:39okay so what do i do is just like pick up a bible and start reading it
00:35:42that'll be a start
00:35:43yeah but isn't there a bunch of crazy shit in there
00:35:45like what
00:35:46oh yeah like girls
00:35:48what does that have to do with anything
00:35:49well doesn't it say that like gays should be put to death
00:35:52that was like three thousand years ago
00:35:54what so three thousand years ago was fine to like put the gays to death
00:35:57okay look you're talking about the israelites they were on the run that was the main thing
00:36:01all right it wasn't a time for any type of distractions
00:36:03but being gay is a distraction
00:36:04if you're running from the egyptian oddly fuck yeah it's a distraction you don't have a
00:36:07sex yeah but it specifically calls out gay sex
00:36:11they didn't want men fucking mad all right okay
00:36:14they didn't say nothing about women but hold on it kind of makes sense though
00:36:19because the men had to focus back then all right the survival of the people was this thing
00:36:23okay so if two men got caught kissing they just
00:36:26oh my god what are you writing a romance novel it says men who lay with men
00:36:30i'm talking about butt sex yo i don't know nothing about butt sex but i do know that war
00:36:37ain't the time for butt sex
00:36:39stop dude okay this is before the invention of soap germ theory
00:36:44anybody out of here you gotta have ground rules real i get it okay what i'm saying is you
00:36:50could spend all day picking apart these books what about this what about that all kinds of
00:37:00you don't have faith or you don't have faith otherwise you can argue about this shit forever
00:37:07okay i'm sold i'm making the decision god be my witness but i'm going to read the bible
00:37:13okay and when i do i'm going to read every word as absolute fact god damn you ain't got to
00:37:18be so
00:37:18extreme no no no ali you said it yourself either you believe or you don't believe right so i'm choosing
00:37:24to
00:37:24believe
00:37:29the miracles have begun amen hallelujah
00:37:38all right
00:37:46the first book of moses called jesus
00:37:53in the beginning god created the heavens and the earth the earth was about full and void and darkness was
00:38:04on the face of the deep and the spirit of god was hovering over the face of the waters then
00:38:12god said
00:38:13it let there be light
00:38:22and then
00:38:27huh you're a retard laurie needs you uh yeah i'll see you tomorrow
00:38:47uh
00:38:52uh
00:38:53uh
00:38:54uh
00:38:56uh
00:39:20Yo, hey, uh, I'm gonna need you to drop off the package to a real piece of shit.
00:39:25Makes me? Really?
00:39:26Yeah, are you sure?
00:39:30Yeah, and he's a big virus, and we'll fuck it up.
00:39:35I'm making a chicken dinner.
00:39:37You know, for Faye.
00:39:39You know, just do it right.
00:39:42Really sweet.
00:39:45Faye, hurry the fuck up!
00:39:55Tell her.
00:39:58Get down.
00:40:03Let's move on.
00:40:04Let's go.
00:40:06Let's go.
00:40:16Let's go.
00:40:19Let's go.
00:42:02Is there anywhere I could take a leak?
00:42:07Inside, upstairs.
00:42:09Take a right, then a left.
00:42:13And don't touch anything you're not supposed to.
00:42:17Yeah.
00:42:18For sure.
00:42:19Okay.
00:42:24Okay.
00:42:35Okay.
00:42:38Okay.
00:42:40How much?
00:42:50What?
00:43:03I'm here.
00:43:05I'm here.
00:43:07Okay.
00:43:07The probability of drawing four of a kind is 0.17%.
00:43:15I got lucky, man.
00:43:18Is that what you call it?
00:43:27Yo, do you know where the bathroom is?
00:43:30It's up the stairs to the right.
00:43:57It's up the stairs to the right.
00:44:07Oh, shit, sorry.
00:44:10Actually, could you help me?
00:44:13Yeah, of course I can.
00:44:14Yeah.
00:44:15Got it.
00:44:15Thank you so much.
00:44:17Yeah.
00:44:28I'm still sore from my boob job, so it's...
00:44:30Oh, yeah?
00:44:31It's a little bit difficult.
00:44:35Well, if it's any consolation, I think you look fucking amazing.
00:44:41You think so?
00:44:42Hell yeah.
00:44:42All right.
00:44:44There you go.
00:44:45No problem.
00:44:47So, how do you know Elmo?
00:44:52You think so?
00:44:52Oh, no.
00:44:54Oh, no.
00:44:55Oh, no.
00:45:10Oh, no.
00:45:55She works for Lloyd.
00:46:14We walk up in my house, dance with my girls, and you don't even introduce yourself.
00:46:21I'm so sorry.
00:46:48I was beginning to believe that I met Alamo Brown.
00:46:52For a reason.
00:46:54This is my little slice of heaven.
00:46:57Now, what's all these girls?
00:46:59Demons.
00:47:01Ask as I hand select them.
00:47:04Yeah?
00:47:04What business are yours?
00:47:06What business is a girl?
00:47:08Help me out.
00:47:09Now, I'm just curious.
00:47:15I collect the most sought-after resource on God's green earth.
00:47:21More valuable than gold, oil, uranium, combined.
00:47:28I'm in the business of pussy.
00:47:31Oh, shit.
00:47:33My men.
00:47:34Hell yeah.
00:47:39See, I done peeped it from a young age now.
00:47:43I've seen it.
00:47:45Pussy.
00:47:47That thing between your legs.
00:47:49Got a Mr. Powell.
00:47:50So, I figured I'd stand me right by some pussy with my cash register.
00:47:57Ka-ching.
00:47:59Ka-ching.
00:48:02Got a motherfucking chair.
00:48:06Oh, man.
00:48:07Well, I came to the right fucking house, then.
00:48:09That's right.
00:48:10I'm the motherfucking king of pussy.
00:48:13I own and operate five of the dirtiest and selectable strip clubs in the state of California.
00:48:20Fully nude.
00:48:21And always nude.
00:48:23Ain't that right, B?
00:48:26Yes.
00:48:27Okay.
00:48:28I'm just gonna, like, lay my cards out on the table here.
00:48:32That's, like, my dream job.
00:48:34Oh.
00:48:35What?
00:48:36You wanna be a hoe?
00:48:38No, man.
00:48:38No, no, no, no.
00:48:39I mean, like, how would I...
00:48:41I said, you know.
00:48:43Like, uh, troubleshooting.
00:48:47Troubleshooting?
00:48:49Or troublemaking?
00:48:51I mean, a little bit of both.
00:48:52I see you.
00:48:54You're a gay one.
00:49:01I bet you run them bitches like a nigga, don't you?
00:49:05What?
00:49:06You see me?
00:49:07You got a freak up in here.
00:49:10I'm begging you.
00:49:12Hire me.
00:49:12Come on, man.
00:49:14Please.
00:49:16Don't you worry for that crack of lorry?
00:49:17Yeah, but that's, like, the worst fucking job in the world.
00:49:23Well, little lady, that's the beauty of this country we call America.
00:49:31Anyone can reinvent themselves.
00:49:35That's right, baby, that's right, that's right, that's right, that's right, that's right.
00:49:40Show daddy.
00:49:41Does he always like this?
00:49:43Look away.
00:49:45Oh.
00:50:23How's the food?
00:50:27Okay.
00:50:30How's the food?
00:50:33Are you happy?
00:50:37Yeah.
00:50:38Good.
00:50:43So, um, can we talk about the wedding?
00:50:49What part?
00:50:52Florals?
00:50:53Jesus Christ.
00:50:56So, I have an idea.
00:50:57I'm not spending $50,000 on floral arrangements.
00:51:01Will you just listen?
00:51:02$2,000.
00:51:03I understand.
00:51:04$5,000?
00:51:05Fine.
00:51:06But $50,000 on something that's gonna die in a couple of days?
00:51:11That's insane.
00:51:12Well, I might have a solution.
00:51:19Is it less flowers?
00:51:21No.
00:51:22Is it less money?
00:51:25No.
00:51:26And there's no discussion?
00:51:32What if I paid for the flowers?
00:51:38You don't have any money.
00:51:41I can make it.
00:51:45Doing what?
00:51:48So, I've kind of actually been doing some research.
00:51:53And there is a way to make a lot of money really fast.
00:52:01How?
00:52:05OnlyFans.
00:52:13The porn website.
00:52:15See?
00:52:15No, that's a common misconception about the platform.
00:52:18You actually just...
00:52:19You want to do porn?
00:52:22Well, if you would just let me finish.
00:52:24It's really fascinating.
00:52:26You want to sell your body for floral arrangements?
00:52:31I will if I have to.
00:52:38Absolutely not.
00:52:40No.
00:52:43Well, then we have a really big problem.
00:52:48Because I didn't wait my entire life to have a ghetto wedding.
00:52:55So, what are you trying to say?
00:52:58That maybe we shouldn't have a wedding if you can't afford a wedding.
00:53:09I'm trading water right now.
00:53:12I can't move forward with Sun Settlers till I get the fucking environmental survey.
00:53:16I got interest rates, the regulations, the planning and zoning commission is trying to fuck me in the ass.
00:53:22And Kurt...
00:53:23Oh, I'm just not sure if now is the right time to invest.
00:53:27Then maybe it's not the right time to get married.
00:53:31Baby.
00:53:32Baby, I'm trying to give you everything that you want.
00:53:35It doesn't feel that way.
00:53:37I just...
00:53:39I just need to get to the starting line.
00:53:42What's the starting line?
00:53:43What about the finish line?
00:53:44It's in view.
00:53:45It's in view.
00:53:46We're so close.
00:53:47We're so close.
00:53:50This is going to be our moment.
00:53:52My moment is walking down that aisle.
00:53:56Surrounded by my friends.
00:53:59Family.
00:54:01$50,000 worth of flowers.
00:54:25What kind of pictures are we talking about?
00:54:28Pretty ones.
00:54:30Yes.
00:54:48You promised me you're not going to show those in your pretty face at the same time.
00:55:00Tish?
00:55:14She slays with Fenton.
00:55:29She sent you?
00:55:32Sabotage my shit?
00:55:33Is that what she did?
00:55:34She put your ass up to this?
00:55:35I swear to God, I just...
00:55:36I gave you what they gave me.
00:55:38I didn't pack it.
00:55:39I didn't open it.
00:55:39I had no idea.
00:55:43I mean, if I did, why the fuck would I stay here?
00:55:46You tell me.
00:55:49It's going to sound fucking stupid now, but I just, when we were talking, I thought that,
00:55:57I don't know, maybe God brought us together.
00:56:03Yeah?
00:56:03Yeah.
00:56:04I mean, I don't want to be working for Lori.
00:56:07She's got me swallowing balloons the size of golf balls and, like, patting my intestines
00:56:11and going across the border.
00:56:13It's fucking hell on earth.
00:56:14And so for some shit I did in high school.
00:56:16What happened?
00:56:17Did she just say fucking high school?
00:56:19Nigga, she talking about high school.
00:56:21Lori fronted me a suitcase in high school, and then, like, my mom found it, and she flushed
00:56:26it down the toilet.
00:56:27I mean, I'm not, like, blaming my mom, obviously, because I should have hid it better, but the
00:56:30point is, Lori came back, and she said that I owed her $100,000, and I have been paying
00:56:35for that single fucking mistake ever since.
00:56:41So, you know, when you started talking about how in America you can reinvent yourself, I
00:56:46thought, I don't know, maybe this is God.
00:56:51Maybe this is the hand of God at work, you know, giving me something to look forward to,
00:56:58or, like, some kind of hope that one day I could, you know, I could also have my own
00:57:09little size hat.
00:57:14So you believe in God?
00:57:19Yes, sir.
00:57:25Well, let's see if he believes in you.
00:57:53I believe in God.
00:57:57I believe in God.
00:58:17If I were you, I'd stay real still.
00:59:14I'd stay real still.
00:59:41I'd stay real still.
00:59:52I'd stay real still.
01:00:20I'd stay real still.
01:00:26I'd stay real still.
01:00:59I'd stay real still.
01:01:21I'd stay real still.
01:01:25I'd stay real still.
01:01:29I'd stay real still.
01:01:33I'd stay real still.
01:01:47I'd stay real still.
01:01:48I'd stay real still.
01:01:49I'd stay real still.
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