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00:00:00You
00:00:05Everybody says things get better after graduation, but 20 years later, I'm still the punchline
00:00:17This is me
00:00:20I'm casually ruining my house where I'm not
00:00:26Mia?
00:00:29Is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working?
00:00:35No, I'm sorry, Jessica
00:00:38But actually, I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think could...
00:00:42Okay, yeah, just save it, Brainiac
00:00:43You can put my name on it and cut the check
00:00:45Now just clean this up or I will find myself another assistant
00:00:49C-C-C-K
00:00:53I still run this school podcast
00:00:56Stop fucking embarrassing me
00:00:59Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement
00:01:02From the class of 2006's prom king and queen
00:01:06Connor Oliver and Jessica Hart
00:01:17You okay?
00:01:18Am I okay?
00:01:20My forever crush just walked in looking like a Disney prince
00:01:23And I'm pretty sure I just forgot my own name
00:01:25But details
00:01:27Yeah, details
00:01:29Me? Yeah, I'm super good
00:01:31You seem really amazing
00:01:33Look who's talking
00:01:34Thank you
00:01:35Well, I was surprised that you were here
00:01:39You're such a big shot in the city
00:01:40I'm actually...
00:01:42I came here for someone very special
00:01:46I came back for you
00:01:48Yeah, um...
00:01:50Can I talk to you later?
00:01:52It's been 20 years
00:01:53But this is a sign to stop being a wimp and finally tell him how I feel
00:01:57Absolutely
00:01:59Actually, I want to...
00:02:00Come, come
00:02:01Everyone is waiting for us to start the show
00:02:05So let's give them one
00:02:08He came back
00:02:09Oh
00:02:20Jessica, what the hell?
00:02:22Mia!
00:02:23Come here
00:02:24Hey, it's okay
00:02:25You're gonna be alright
00:02:26Just hold on
00:02:28I wish I could go back
00:02:30What do you mean?
00:02:30Go back where?
00:02:31Then I could tell you...
00:02:33How much
00:02:33How much you want?
00:02:35Hey, Mia
00:02:35Mia, stay with me, okay?
00:02:37Mia, look at me
00:02:38What did you want to tell me?
00:02:45Am I...
00:02:46Dead?
00:02:50Or did my wish come true?
00:02:51Did I really get a second chance?
00:02:56Holy bananas
00:02:57No more frame lines
00:02:59I look 18 again
00:03:01Which means...
00:03:04Look, the freak show lives
00:03:06Rise and shine, Mia
00:03:08I've got a mountain of my homework for you too
00:03:13Those clothes
00:03:15Those highlights
00:03:16A...
00:03:18Tamagotchi?
00:03:19I went back to...
00:03:212006?
00:03:26When else would it be reject?
00:03:28Calendar much?
00:03:31Miss Thompson?
00:03:33May I be excused?
00:03:34I think I'm hallucinating
00:03:35Mimi, you've gotta stop getting high before class like the other losers
00:03:42Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser!
00:03:48Nothing's changed
00:03:49Everyone still sees me as a loser
00:03:51And nobody
00:03:53The girl who can't fight back
00:03:55But that's the thing about second chances
00:03:57You can always flip the script
00:04:00High school bucket list item number one
00:04:02Never put up with bullying again
00:04:08Miss Thompson, Mia's trying to kill-
00:04:12Mia, you are a warning away from going to the principal's office
00:04:16Why?
00:04:17For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:04:20They do this every day!
00:04:28Don't be silly
00:04:31Jessica's the founder's daughter
00:04:32And a model student
00:04:36She would never bully anyone
00:04:38She just-
00:04:39Sit!
00:04:40Down!
00:04:41And finish your lab
00:04:43Before
00:04:44I
00:04:45Fail you
00:04:48Mia, join Jessica's group
00:04:50And I expect a perfect report when I get back
00:04:58Okay
00:05:00So we just start by combining the aluminum with the hydrochloric acid
00:05:08Oops!
00:05:10What can I say?
00:05:12Snitches get stitches
00:05:13You little lab rat
00:05:15What a shame what happened to your shirt
00:05:19Let's clean you up
00:05:20That acid
00:05:21I know, Mia
00:05:23But this is science class
00:05:24And I want to try this experiment
00:05:26On you!
00:05:36Oh, these are so funny in my space
00:05:39Mia, do you want me to tag your boobs as Dirty Danglars or No Man's Land?
00:05:51Wow, Mia, you-
00:05:56Look-
00:05:57Like you're in trouble
00:05:58Yeah
00:06:01So are you gonna put her in her place or should I?
00:06:04High school bucket list item number two
00:06:07Be the kind of girl who gets your crush's attention
00:06:11Con Con, please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal
00:06:16Don't-
00:06:18Don't call me that
00:06:18Or what?
00:06:19Little miss st-st-stutter
00:06:22This time, no more shrinking
00:06:24You do that again?
00:06:26I'll stop helping you pass 12th grade
00:06:28What will Principal Davis think if he knew I took your SATs?
00:06:33I don't know what you're talking about
00:06:35You're cheating your way into college
00:06:37And if you keep pushing me
00:06:39I'll ensure you don't get in
00:06:41Shame what happened to your shirt
00:06:43Imagine what I could do to your face
00:06:50Let's see what this does to yours
00:06:59Mia, put the bottle down
00:07:06High school bucket list item number three
00:07:08Teacher, least favorite teacher, Alyssa
00:07:10Sorry Miss Thompson
00:07:11Freak science accident
00:07:13Blame chemistry
00:07:16God!
00:07:17Damn, Mia
00:07:20Wasn't expecting that
00:07:21Little fight looks good on you
00:07:23Use your words
00:07:24Don't get lost in that smile
00:07:26Just say something
00:07:28It's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done
00:07:30No
00:07:33You look good kicking ass
00:07:34I like this new you
00:07:36I like the new me too
00:07:38Goodbye shy girl
00:07:40Hello high school 2.0
00:07:44You think you're hot shit just because everybody's cheering
00:07:48What's next Mia?
00:07:50Running for prom queen
00:07:51Stop stop
00:07:53You know what?
00:07:54Maybe I will
00:07:55Literally no one knows you
00:07:58And you wanna run against me?
00:08:00Anyone can wear a crown
00:08:02Not people like you
00:08:06Need a reminder?
00:08:08Nikki!
00:08:09Sharpie!
00:08:10Now!
00:08:13If you tell everyone you're not running for prom queen
00:08:15I will not make your life a living hell
00:08:17Feel
00:08:21Everyone
00:08:22I'd like to make an announcement
00:08:26High school bucket list item number four
00:08:29Be brave even when it scares you
00:08:31I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen
00:08:37Mia Mamacita Watkins
00:08:39Did I just hear you make the greatest announcement ever?
00:08:42Chris and Kay were my only real friends
00:08:45We lost Dutch after high school
00:08:46I am not losing them again
00:08:49I'm so glad you guys are here
00:08:53I just miss you so much and I love you
00:08:58It's been like 10 minutes but we love you too
00:09:00And since we love you, let's get you right
00:09:08Great! More maggots have arrived
00:09:11Besides them, Mia, honestly, who else is going to vote for you?
00:09:16The misfits?
00:09:17The outcasts?
00:09:19Anyone who doesn't fit into your
00:09:20Plastic definition of prefect?
00:09:23To the queen
00:09:25Let's annihilate this biatch
00:09:27Shut it, wannabe Lance
00:09:29Choke and die, slutty spears
00:09:31Well, since we're doing this
00:09:34Raise your hand if you want to vote for me
00:09:40Okay, and raise your hand if you want to vote for Mia
00:09:52Connor, what the hell did you just give her? Was that your number?
00:09:56My vote
00:10:00Please may I not be hallucinating
00:10:03ConCon, you already got the vote for Prom King this year
00:10:07We have to do this, together
00:10:10Everyone thinks we're Fairfield High's Brangelina
00:10:13Except for me
00:10:15I don't want to date you, Jessica
00:10:18Everyone wants to date me!
00:10:20I'm head cheerleader!
00:10:22You're the basketball captain
00:10:23Even our parents won us together
00:10:26It's destiny!
00:10:27May the best girl win
00:10:29Aw, Mr. Oliver
00:10:31If you fail again, you won't be able to go to prom or play in the basketball finals
00:10:36Understood?
00:10:38Got it
00:10:41Where do you think you're going?
00:10:43We have a pop quiz on
00:10:45Theory of Relativity
00:10:46The answers are A, C, C, B
00:10:51I'll come back for my A later
00:10:53No, you're right
00:10:54You're not going anywhere until you take this test
00:10:56High school bucket list item number 5
00:10:58Ditch class like a badass
00:11:00Check it! If I'm wrong
00:11:02I'll go straight to the principal's office
00:11:05You wasted
00:11:07How?
00:11:10Told ya!
00:11:11See you later, Misty
00:11:19Hey, I just wanted to thank you for-
00:11:24Oh!
00:11:25Oh!
00:11:27Um...
00:11:29Hi, Nina
00:11:31Um, I'm sorry I didn't mean to...
00:11:34Um...
00:11:35I'll get off you now
00:11:37Uh, you good?
00:11:39Yeah
00:11:41Sorry, your necklace
00:11:42Oh no, don't worry about it
00:11:43It's been in my family for years
00:11:44It's like indestructible
00:11:45Oh, it's pretty
00:11:47Thanks
00:11:47Um, my mom thinks that it has magical powers
00:11:52She's nuts
00:11:54You know, I...
00:11:55I want to polish it up and give it to a girl I like
00:11:58Wow!
00:11:59Jess is really lucky to have someone so thoughtful
00:12:01Jess?
00:12:03Why would I give it to Jess?
00:12:04Well, because you two are a thing
00:12:07You're like the school's, uh, Kylie and Chalamet
00:12:10Hello who?
00:12:12Uh, nothing, no
00:12:13It's just you two were like junior prom king and queen last year so I thought
00:12:18She doesn't deserve to be prom queen
00:12:20You do
00:12:21I see her constantly bullying everybody and she gets rewarded for it
00:12:24That's why you won my vote
00:12:28I thought you liked her
00:12:29Wow
00:12:33To be honest with you, Mia
00:12:36There's only one girl that I've ever really liked
00:12:39And it's not Jess
00:12:43Then who?
00:12:45Mia, the girl that I've always really liked
00:12:50Is...
00:12:50Is...
00:12:51Oh my god, Mia, are you okay?
00:12:54Sorry!
00:12:54Oh, fuck
00:12:55No, yeah, I'm fine, I'm great
00:12:56What were you saying about the who you like?
00:12:58Oh, she's out of my league
00:13:00She's...
00:13:01God
00:13:01Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked is out of my league
00:13:06And she's beautiful
00:13:09And smart
00:13:11And she probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb job like me
00:13:15You're not dumb, Connor
00:13:18She's the stupid one if she turns you down
00:13:22Well, I've actually got a plan to win her over, so
00:13:26Cool
00:13:28But I'm not going to ask her out until I get my grades up
00:13:31High school bucket list item number six
00:13:34Pretend you're not heartbroken
00:13:35That you're crushed like someone else
00:13:37What did you have in mind?
00:13:39Well, if you could help me ace this test
00:13:41I...
00:13:42Will help you win the crown
00:13:45Make you prom queen
00:13:49What do you think?
00:13:57Everyone, vote me for senior prom queen
00:14:02Keep freaks out of our last dance ever
00:14:05Vote for Jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism
00:14:09Dr. Jessica!
00:14:11Come on, don't you worry
00:14:13Dylan, if I don't take her on now, we'll spend the next two decades paying for it
00:14:22Oh, perfect, just the people I wanted to see
00:14:24You are just in time for my campaign kickoff
00:14:28Everyone, I would like to announce the first prom election challenge
00:14:34Oh, man
00:14:36Here goes nothing
00:14:37Connor will join too, since everyone already wants him to be prom king
00:14:42What's his challenge?
00:14:44A chemistry test
00:14:46Well, great
00:14:48Chemistry is my favorite subject
00:14:50Sexual chemistry
00:14:52Sexual...
00:14:53What?
00:14:54The rules are simple
00:14:55Mia and I will test our chemistry with Connor
00:14:58And you will vote for who brings the fire
00:15:01You down?
00:15:06Mia, you don't have to do this if you don't want to
00:15:16Boo! No more applause! Jess already has the clap!
00:15:19Bite me, Mia Paz! Your little friend lost
00:15:22Connor's mine, okay?
00:15:24This is the reunion all over again
00:15:26I'm not letting her win this time
00:15:28What the hell was that?
00:15:29Me winning
00:15:31Can't wait to have you back, King
00:15:33Concon and I are a tough act to follow, but uh
00:15:36Show us fast, freak
00:15:38Are you sure you want to do this?
00:15:40Shut the fuck up, Chris
00:15:43You don't have to put on a show for them
00:15:45Or anybody
00:15:46You bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow
00:15:50You bet the most action you've ever gotten is from your step brother
00:15:52Oops, was that a secret?
00:15:54I'm not doing this for them, it's for me
00:15:57Just follow my lead
00:15:59High school bucket list item number set
00:16:01Make the first move
00:16:03No, you follow my lead
00:16:09You follow my lead
00:16:18You follow my lead
00:16:26So you guys, who did it better?
00:16:29Mia!
00:16:30Mia!
00:16:31Mia!
00:16:34Mia!
00:16:36Oh, damn
00:16:37Mia, we definitely have to do that again
00:16:39How dare you make out with that scum sucking social climate science fair slut
00:16:46I will destroy her life and I will win prom queen
00:16:49Not if I can help it
00:16:50The whole town wants us together
00:16:53Don't you want to leave high school a legend?
00:16:56Get on her!
00:17:00Mia!
00:17:02Your prince is waiting
00:17:04Has Fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be?
00:17:08Stop drooling, go over there
00:17:10Or you can use your mouth in another creative way
00:17:12Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
00:17:14You stop talking
00:17:14Bye, I can't
00:17:15Bye, bye, bye
00:17:17Mia...
00:17:18We really need to talk
00:17:21About that cause
00:17:25Or did you learn how to do that?
00:17:27College
00:17:28Science majors are sloxxer than you think
00:17:30You hook up with college guys?
00:17:32No, but I will one day.
00:17:37My magic eight ball said so.
00:17:39So you can predict the future?
00:17:41Actually, I'm from the future.
00:17:43Right.
00:17:44It's my secret superpower, so.
00:17:47Well, I hope that there's another round for us in our future.
00:17:52Somewhere where there's less interruptions.
00:17:57Connor, I don't really kiss people unless I'm dating them.
00:17:59And it's not like you want to date me, so.
00:18:02Actually, about that, yeah.
00:18:04Well, let's just focus on beating Jess, and we can talk about all the kiss stuff later.
00:18:09Yeah?
00:18:11Connor might be my forever crush, but he's also a forever playboy.
00:18:15At least, that's what the rumors say.
00:18:18Fine.
00:18:20Yeah, look, for your information, the next best opportunity to get votes is going to be at tomorrow's Bake Off.
00:18:27So we could team up.
00:18:32Wait, do you really think I could beat Miss Popular?
00:18:37You could run this school if you wanted to, Mia.
00:18:40You're royalty, and you don't even know it.
00:18:46Out of the way!
00:18:47Cooking class champions coming through!
00:18:50Wait.
00:18:51You're not seriously thinking about answering.
00:18:54If you do, I will embarrass you so bad, you will wish you were dead.
00:19:01Still want to do this?
00:19:04Why not?
00:19:06Baking is just chemistry.
00:19:08Let the best baker win.
00:19:11Ew.
00:19:12And I think we all know who's going to win.
00:19:16Girls, should we give her a little chef's makeover before we go?
00:19:22What are you talking about?
00:19:24You don't look the part yet, Mia.
00:19:26Let us help you out.
00:19:37Later, loser.
00:19:41Let me guess.
00:19:43Jessup bitch strikes again.
00:19:44I hope her baked goods burn in hell.
00:19:47You want me to go curse her?
00:19:48Thanks for the thought, Kate.
00:19:50I don't want to beat her fair and square.
00:19:52I'm never going to have to give you an edge.
00:19:54Something that gives you hot points and baking points.
00:19:58Meet me at school bright and early tomorrow.
00:20:00Why?
00:20:01Because I'm going to turn you into a sexy, nerdy baking queen.
00:20:09Mia, where are you?
00:20:11Where's your baking buddy, con-con?
00:20:13Did she chicken out last week?
00:20:20Conor, may I present to you your future girlfriend?
00:20:24I mean, this year's bake-off HBIC, Mia Watkins.
00:20:32Mia, you look...
00:20:33Like a fucking try-hard.
00:20:35Overdressed much?
00:20:37Come on, girls, we have a contest to win.
00:20:39Like I was saying, you look gorgeous.
00:20:42High school bucket list, item number eight.
00:20:44Flirt like a hot girl.
00:20:46Look who's talking, chef.
00:20:48Ready to win?
00:20:50Stop putting on a show!
00:20:52This event is supposed to be about me!
00:20:53Who the hell do you think you are, Mia?
00:20:56Call me queen.
00:21:01Because I'm coming for your throne.
00:21:04Boo!
00:21:12Shut up or die!
00:21:16All right, contestants, we're about to begin.
00:21:19To your tables, please.
00:21:21Do you have any idea what we're doing here?
00:21:22Oh, yeah, we're just going to make liquid nitrogen ice cream with some molecular gastronomy topping.
00:21:26It's really easy.
00:21:28What?
00:21:30It's science meets sweets.
00:21:31Come on.
00:21:33All right, contestants.
00:21:34The bake-off begins now.
00:21:38Okay.
00:21:39And we'll have to make this a little bit.
00:21:42Like this, like that.
00:21:55That's too much.
00:21:56That's too much.
00:22:02That's too much.
00:22:04No more.
00:22:05No.
00:22:10Cool trick, Bill Nye the Science Nerd.
00:22:13Hope it's earthquake-proof.
00:22:21Oops.
00:22:24Oops.
00:22:25Foot slipped.
00:22:27Sorry, not sorry.
00:22:29Oops.
00:22:32My hand slipped.
00:22:36Oh, she's awful.
00:22:39If you do that again, Miss Watkins, you will be disqualified.
00:22:43She just kicked our table.
00:22:44I did not see Jessica do anything wrong.
00:22:47Get back to work.
00:22:49It's fine.
00:22:49It's fine.
00:22:50So what do we do now?
00:22:51A good scientist.
00:22:53Always.
00:22:54Has a plan.
00:22:58And time.
00:23:02The winning team's votes also count toward their prom queen's campaign.
00:23:08Jessica, you're up.
00:23:10It is a model of my mansion.
00:23:13And anyone who votes for me can come to all my parties for the rest of you.
00:23:17It's so crazy.
00:23:19It's great.
00:23:20This is our dessert.
00:23:22It may look simple, but it's got a little magic to it.
00:23:48And all the votes are in.
00:23:51The winner of this year's Senior Bake Off is...
00:24:11Mia Watkins.
00:24:13Mia, the 2006 Golden Bake Off Trophy belongs to you and Connor.
00:24:24We did it.
00:24:26I can't believe it.
00:24:27Oh, that's my queen.
00:24:28That's my best friend.
00:24:30We love her.
00:24:31Best day of my life.
00:24:34I knew you could do it.
00:24:38No!
00:24:40Connor and that trophy are mine!
00:24:42Oh!
00:24:46Not anymore.
00:24:50I'm so gonna regret that, loser!
00:24:53Sorry.
00:24:54High school bucket list, item number nine.
00:24:58Start a riot.
00:24:59Make it epic.
00:25:02Food fight!
00:25:06Food fight!
00:25:09Popular Kids vs.
00:25:11Me!
00:25:11Stop it!
00:25:13Stop it!
00:25:19Stop!
00:25:20Stop!
00:25:27Team Jessica, Team Mia, get over here right now!
00:25:32principal davis before you say anything mia started it thank you for your honesty
00:25:39jessica you and your friends can go what no she's lying i would drop that attitude miss watkins
00:25:48you know what no i like having an attitude i lived for years without one and now it's here to
00:25:57stay
00:25:57one more bad word one more thing that you do wrong and you are suspended fine i'll stop having an
00:26:06attitude when you stop letting jessica's dad bribe you oh sorry no one knows about that yet
00:26:14both of you pack your bags
00:26:19wait are we suspended i can't get suspended my dad's gonna fly back from his business trip and
00:26:23get me killed no no no i'm giving you a vacation day you're both free to go okay for real
00:26:30of course
00:26:30you're both free to go and if uh you ever need anything feel free to come by my office the
00:26:35door's always open how much money did her dad give you uh 147 347 dollars and you'll be quiet demon
00:26:45child um i'll take it though why don't you um help me clean up here my star students thank you
00:26:58what did you see the look on his face yeah he was freaking out how did you know all that
00:27:04stuff
00:27:04so well i told you i can see the future so right it's no big deal yeah so tell me
00:27:14what do you see in our future tonight well i have to study for the science test oh yeah
00:27:20what's it on again uh anatomy it's the study of the human body
00:27:26yeah yeah you want to do it at my place my parents aren't home your place
00:27:31like us like us like us like us together alone yeah let's go professor i promise to be a good
00:27:43boy
00:27:45okay
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00:29:01were you moaning at my questions
00:29:02not that dumb
00:29:03no no i was asking about question number four um
00:29:07rectus abdominis
00:29:08what is it
00:29:12get up i'm gonna show you and then i'm gonna quiz you
00:29:15do
00:29:16you're not
00:29:18all right please me
00:29:19okay
00:29:23can it
00:29:24alright
00:29:25yeah
00:29:26okay
00:29:33picep
00:29:34Reckii.
00:29:40Hector Alice Major.
00:29:45Rectus Dominus.
00:29:47Gloria Amen.
00:29:49Is that the name?
00:29:51The name is that long.
00:29:52No, no, no.
00:29:53You forgot about that part.
00:29:54No, it's important.
00:29:57Stop manhandling him, yeah.
00:29:59He likes someone else.
00:30:01You know,
00:30:03I think that you're enjoying this little study session.
00:30:08But I think it would be way more informative
00:30:11if we were wearing a lot less clothes.
00:30:25The rules are simple.
00:30:26If you get a question wrong, you strip.
00:30:30Unless you just want to stick to the books.
00:30:31High School Bucket List item number 10.
00:30:35Unleash your inner vixen.
00:30:37No?
00:30:38Are you ready to lose?
00:30:42Trapezebasias.
00:30:43Where?
00:30:43Oh my...
00:30:50Um...
00:30:51Brachialis.
00:30:59Um...
00:31:00That's cheating!
00:31:03Don't look at that.
00:31:24You know, I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked, but you are getting pretty
00:31:28close.
00:31:28That's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to.
00:31:33I may have made up a few questions.
00:31:36Uh, to level the playing field.
00:31:40You...
00:31:40You...
00:31:41Bad girl.
00:31:44Violence is against the rules.
00:31:47So as a penalty, you might have to lose this shirt.
00:31:58Make me...
00:32:02Careful what you wish for.
00:32:06Oh my god!
00:32:08Oh no!
00:32:10What are you doing?
00:32:11Oh my god!
00:32:12Oh my god!
00:32:13You're crazy!
00:32:14You know about this shirt.
00:32:18That's for cheating.
00:32:28Connor!
00:32:28Are you in there?
00:32:29Oh shit!
00:32:31That's my dad!
00:32:31No!
00:32:32No!
00:32:34Oh my god!
00:32:37Yeah, just a second!
00:32:46Oh my god!
00:32:55Oh hey dad, this is Mia.
00:32:57She's my new tutor.
00:32:58Hi Mr. Oliver.
00:32:59Tutor, huh?
00:33:01Well, Ms. Thompson just called and said you failed another test.
00:33:04So much for her tutoring.
00:33:06Dads don't like that.
00:33:08Mia is...
00:33:09Unimportant.
00:33:12Weren't you and Jessica gonna be an item?
00:33:15She's from a good family.
00:33:16At least waste your time with someone respectable.
00:33:18Dad!
00:33:19Mia's valedictorian and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be.
00:33:23Girls aside.
00:33:26Fail again and you'll finish senior year in boarding school.
00:33:30You're 18.
00:33:32Connor, this is embarrassing.
00:33:33Embarrassing?
00:33:35Dad, since when do you actually even...
00:33:36You know what? Never mind.
00:33:38Hey Mr. Oliver.
00:33:39I will help Connor pass.
00:33:42And...
00:33:43I know he will go on to do amazing things.
00:33:46Oh?
00:33:47How can you be so sure?
00:33:48Just a hunch.
00:33:50Hunches don't mean shit, sweetheart.
00:33:52Connor, wait!
00:33:53Just...
00:33:53Please talk to him.
00:33:55You can fix this.
00:33:56I can't fix anything when it comes to him!
00:33:57I think it's time you leave, Ms. Valedictorian.
00:34:00I need to speak with my son.
00:34:02Alone.
00:34:05Dad, wait.
00:34:08How long do you fall?
00:34:14What is going on?
00:34:15Connor has to make up with his dad.
00:34:17Because a year after we graduate, he dies.
00:34:28Connors barely said a word to me since that night out of stats, I hope everything's okay.
00:34:34Today's test results were abysmal, but we did have two perfect scores.
00:34:42Stellar work, as always, Mia. And congratulations, Connors. Keep up the good work.
00:34:59You got it. Good job.
00:35:03Thank you, Mia. Seriously, thank you. I would've never been able to pass that test without you.
00:35:13Maybe now my dad will get off my back.
00:35:16Have you talked to him? Maybe you two could work things out.
00:35:19I know you're trying to help, but you don't know him like I do, you know?
00:35:27I can't just magically fix my own man.
00:35:29I have to try. Your dad's running out of time.
00:35:33That's enough dad talk. I have a surprise for you.
00:35:38Oh.
00:35:39Uh, wait. Before you guys go, I just wanted to say that I am having a party at my place
00:35:44this weekend for Mia's prom queen campaign.
00:35:47So, come through and vote for Mia.
00:36:00Nikki, cancel your plans. We have a party to ruin.
00:36:07Here you go. We'll see you this weekend.
00:36:08Come to the party.
00:36:08Take off.
00:36:10Yes.
00:36:11Oh, shit. That's my dad. Come on. Let's bounce before you see me.
00:36:13Wait, no. Just show him your test. He'll be thrilled.
00:36:15I'll show him another time. Come on.
00:36:16No, no, no. You don't have time. Just... trust me.
00:36:20Come on, Connor. Talk to him.
00:36:21No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:36:22Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:24Hey, Dad.
00:36:25Hi, sir.
00:36:25What are you doing here?
00:36:29I'm going out of town on work, but I wanted to see how your test went.
00:36:33If it's another F, Connor, I...
00:36:37I aced it.
00:36:44Thanks to Mia.
00:36:45No. No, I, like, barely helped at all. It was all Connor. You should be so proud, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:50Pride has to be earned.
00:36:52Connor's got a long way to go.
00:36:56You see that little gremlin over there?
00:37:00I want you to seduce her before the day is out.
00:37:06Got it.
00:37:08What if I can't do it?
00:37:10Then do what you do best at parties, Luke. Force her.
00:37:22Hey, just the girl I wanted to see. Can I borrow you real quick? I just had a quick permission
00:37:26question.
00:37:27Look, you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the eighth grade, so why are you talking to
00:37:30me now?
00:37:31Because you're super smart and sexy. And, uh, I hear that you're really good at giving private lessons.
00:37:38So, can I get one or what?
00:37:39Don't fucking touch her.
00:37:40Hey, enough. You are on thin ice as it is. No fights. Do you hear me?
00:37:45Luke, stop. I'm busy.
00:37:47Mia, please. Look, I know you helped Connor pass science. Can you help me? Come on. Just this once.
00:37:55Connor, listen. I know that I'm hard on you, but it is because I...
00:38:01I'll go. I'll talk to you another time.
00:38:03Get off me.
00:38:04I know you got that party coming up. The invite's still open. I know a bunch of guys that could
00:38:09go.
00:38:10Come on. Five minutes.
00:38:18Okay.
00:38:19Alright, let's go.
00:38:24Mia's ditching me for Luke?
00:38:32CopCon. What a surprise.
00:38:35I'm busy, Jessica.
00:38:36Doing what?
00:38:38Looking for Mia.
00:38:39I heard she and Luke are getting close.
00:38:43Ugh. You know Mia.
00:38:45She would do anything to be popular.
00:38:48But you and me, we were born to be on top.
00:38:54She's gonna break your heart!
00:38:56And when she does, I'll be waiting!
00:39:08I'm gonna go find Connor.
00:39:09No, no, no, no, wait.
00:39:10You're not going anywhere until we talk about this party.
00:39:14We'll come if you get on your knees and beg.
00:39:18Hey! Get the fuck off her!
00:39:20Oh, shit. Cap's here!
00:39:25Anybody else want a trip to the ER?
00:39:27Hey, my different brothers.
00:39:31Since you both go on to be rapey, frat boy misogynists, let me teach you a lesson in science.
00:39:36Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
00:39:44All right. Come on.
00:39:47I'll go to the party you get to.
00:39:51Fine. I'll just have to take you down myself.
00:39:55You know, for a second there I kind of thought that you were into Luke when I saw you guys
00:40:02walking away together.
00:40:04Rit.
00:40:07Rit.
00:40:08Rit.
00:40:08Ew.
00:40:09No, that walking steroid.
00:40:11He's not even close to my type.
00:40:14So, who is?
00:40:17Hila.
00:40:22You are not going to believe who I'm into.
00:40:30It's crazy.
00:40:32What?
00:40:33It's so funny.
00:40:34Who is it?
00:40:39Oh, my mom just got back from a fashion show in New York.
00:40:43She needs help unloading some pieces.
00:40:45You should come.
00:40:46My mom would be stoked to meet you.
00:40:47No, I can't.
00:40:49I have to change for that party.
00:40:51Just borrow one of my mom's dresses.
00:40:53High school bucket list item number 11.
00:40:55Finally find a dress that makes you feel pretty.
00:40:58She just designed this dress for some singer named Gaga Lady.
00:41:02You could probably borrow that.
00:41:04If you're into that.
00:41:05She more than was.
00:41:07Okay.
00:41:08Okay.
00:41:08Or if not.
00:41:09I mean, if you're into it.
00:41:12Really?
00:41:16Yeah.
00:41:17I mean, our proton's positive.
00:41:19Right?
00:41:20Get it?
00:41:21Oh, yeah.
00:41:22Cool.
00:41:22Okay.
00:41:22Okay.
00:41:23Yeah.
00:41:24Let's go.
00:41:25Okay.
00:41:26Should I ask Mia out tonight?
00:41:30Come on.
00:41:31I need an answer.
00:41:34Should I?
00:41:46Mia.
00:41:50Look.
00:41:57I have to tell her to buy that boutique on Main Street.
00:42:02Because her designs are going to be famous.
00:42:05What?
00:42:06Are you like a psychic or something?
00:42:07No.
00:42:08I'm a future girl.
00:42:09Remember?
00:42:10right um also you've got to enjoy the early 2000s because the 2020s are freaking rough dude
00:42:17well if i die by then just blink twice so i can skip finals
00:42:33okay future girl if you really know everything that's going to happen
00:42:36who shows up first i actually have no idea
00:42:46hey con con and sasquatch i'm here so your party's not the total bust and i brought party favors
00:42:56everyone's already done we'll stop you in on the way over
00:43:25i tried to stop her but she's like a crazier regina george with worse highlights
00:43:31oh on page four there's a great palaroid that i took of me a wedding herself in sixth grade yeah
00:43:37page
00:43:37four she fed all my worst moments into a little pink book
00:43:44hey hey i like your big tails and everybody had breezes mia this
00:43:53it doesn't matter actually it does
00:44:02is this supposed to hurt me um yeah that's kind of the whole point do you really want your prom
00:44:09queen to
00:44:09be a girl who makes out with her in sync posters c page seven as long as it's not you
00:44:15i'm good are you
00:44:17blind she's been fugly since birth and now everybody knows it you know a year ago this book would have
00:44:25destroyed me
00:44:27but now i know everything in here made me who i am today
00:44:34so go ahead read away i have nothing to hide
00:44:39unlike you if you keep messing with me i'll just expose you for all the horrible things you've done
00:44:43you have nothing on me poser what about what you did with the ninth grade basketball team on the future
00:44:52what i nobody knows about that you just wait till facebook face what okay english much you know this
00:45:01little tough girl act is cute and all but the only one getting exposed today is you
00:45:16what are you hiding back there mia your couch potato yeah show us your stressed out grainy grainy that is
00:45:24way too far jessica my mom gave her that dress and it looks tragic on her honestly i was helping
00:45:32you're beautiful mia and you know it it's okay i'm not embarrassed
00:45:41jessica you think being prom queen is all about looks okay high school bucket list item number 12
00:45:50what are you doing
00:45:52you want my shine you want my glossy
00:45:56You want my sexy
00:45:58You want my stastic
00:46:00Ain't gonna get it
00:46:02Ain't gonna get it
00:46:04Ain't gonna get it
00:46:05Ain't gonna get it
00:46:06Ain't gonna get it
00:46:07Ain't gonna get it
00:46:07No, you ain't gonna get it
00:46:08You ain't gonna get it
00:46:12Holy shit, Mia
00:46:15Yes, Mia!
00:46:16Okay, Mia!
00:46:17Doesn't suck having my 18-year-old body back
00:46:20Wow, look at you
00:46:22pretending to be hot and popular
00:46:24FYI, you will never be like us
00:46:27You will never live like us
00:46:29No, I want to live better
00:46:31How about a game of truth or dare?
00:46:34I dare you all to strip something off
00:46:41High school bucket list item number 13
00:46:44Find someone who's just as crazy as you
00:46:48Who cares if they stripped?
00:46:50Anyone can do that
00:46:51I can do it
00:46:52And I bet I can do it
00:47:04Even better
00:47:05Fine
00:47:06Let those mouth breakers have a dumbass party
00:47:09Bye, Jess
00:47:14Even her alcohol tastes like trash
00:47:42Oh, my wrist
00:47:45I think I sprained it
00:47:47Hey, hey, hey
00:47:49Hey, Mia
00:47:50Hey, she's not waking up
00:47:52She needs help
00:47:54Someone at least get me some ice
00:47:56Now
00:47:57Don't make me ask again, bitches!
00:48:00You can't quit on me right now, Mia
00:48:03Not before I
00:48:04Not before I tell you that
00:48:06Mia, I've always
00:48:11Mia, hey, hey
00:48:13Hey, Mia, you okay?
00:48:15Yeah
00:48:15Yeah
00:48:19What happened?
00:48:21Jessica thought attempted murder would be a fun party game
00:48:23Okay, I was trying to recycle
00:48:26How would I know her giant head would get in the way?
00:48:31I didn't see that coming
00:48:36Hey, hey, hey
00:48:38Hey, party's over
00:48:40Everyone out
00:48:41You heard him
00:48:42Go
00:48:43Get out
00:48:44Remember, vote me up
00:48:45Vote me up
00:48:45Vote me up
00:48:46I got you
00:48:47Come on
00:48:48Let's go
00:48:56Okay
00:48:59Thank you
00:49:01For saving my life
00:49:02I'm just glad you're okay
00:49:04For the record
00:49:07You look like a total smoke show in that bathing suit
00:49:15What's wrong?
00:49:17Jess never gets better
00:49:19Better at what?
00:49:22Her bullying just gets worse and worse
00:49:24And somehow she still ends up with you
00:49:30I would never date Jessica
00:49:32Connor
00:49:32Seriously
00:49:34Stop
00:49:36Don't make promises you can't keep
00:49:39You know the girl I actually do like?
00:49:44She
00:49:44I know
00:49:45She's a genius
00:49:46You're getting your grades up for her
00:49:48It's really cool
00:49:50Get some rest
00:49:51I'll be in the guest room
00:49:53Connor
00:49:55Can you stay with me?
00:50:15You're the genius dummy
00:50:18I'm doing this all for you
00:50:24Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
00:50:31Okay, how are you?
00:50:49you have a beautiful voice you scared me
00:50:56god no I don't I like to sing when I'm busy or bored so it's never around anyone which is
00:51:04good
00:51:05I'm not just anyone what is all this well you know the tradition senior prom queen gets gifts for the
00:51:19graduating class you want to help me rap Mia this is amazing no one else would do this for their
00:51:28class
00:51:30I've never met anyone like you not yet anyway
00:51:40so eight ball girl what's future me like don't tell me I'm a dipshit you're not don't even look I
00:51:51know
00:51:51you're you're actually super successful really smart kind you're pretty perfect
00:52:10no wonder I was in love
00:52:20hold up who did you say you're in love with no one I meant that I was in love with
00:52:30being from the
00:52:31future because now I know all of these it's awesome yeah so so who do I get married to
00:52:42Jessica Alba so you gotta get over that Britney crush because things get complicated
00:52:51okay you know I can actually uh read the future also really you know what I see in our future
00:53:02will you come to my basketball finals I'd love to
00:53:09question are you gonna invite your dad I'm sure he will come to other games he's busy
00:53:18he's waiting for me to get into the NBA
00:53:20wait wait
00:53:24Connor your dad
00:53:25enough about my dad actually come on you don't want to be late
00:53:46everyone's gonna love these Mia this will win you crazy votes sure but I also just wanted to do
00:53:56something nice because in a few months we will all go our separate ways and who knows what will happen
00:54:03then
00:54:03right
00:54:09graduate in style besties
00:54:13oh you're too late Butterface the class loved my gifts so much I already got all their votes
00:54:34so you're buying votes now me no I'm just giving my besties the gifts they deserve but I'm sure
00:54:44they'll like you're a good will hand me downs too besties you don't even know their names
00:54:55of course I do well the hot ones the rest are freaks not people but hey money talks right
00:55:03even to losers with social rabies but come on now let's see what you got
00:55:18look trailer trash Barbie got you all toy cars thank you I got them Gucci earrings
00:55:33at least my gifts mean something um they mean that you're a peasant
00:55:39trying to take on a queen but you can't because you're a nobody Mia
00:55:45do you want to try saying that again relax Jack Bauer brutal honesty is an act of love
00:55:53and I love all my subjects even you look
00:56:16OMG you're twin
00:56:18What do you mean?
00:56:27Marge Simpson hair, pancake face, Kool-Aid body.
00:56:31I mean, it's perfect.
00:56:33Oh, and Con Con, here is your gift.
00:56:35Only the best for the basketball captain.
00:56:40I don't want anything from you.
00:56:43Not even a brand new limited edition PS2?
00:56:51No matter what I do, Jess always gets her way.
00:56:55Prom Queen, Connor, what am I even doing here?
00:57:01Bribes aren't my thing.
00:57:03Maybe you should ask Principal Davis, though.
00:57:05He might be down.
00:57:08Hey, Mia, wait.
00:57:10Hand out the gifts that you brought.
00:57:12They're special.
00:57:14Not because they're expensive or fancy, but because they're from you.
00:57:17No, no.
00:57:18No, they're stupid.
00:57:20And she, she won this one.
00:57:22So let's just go.
00:57:23Just trust me.
00:57:24Connor.
00:57:26They're gonna love them.
00:57:27Hey, you guys.
00:57:29Mia has gifts for all of you.
00:57:30And you're gonna love them.
00:57:31Go see them.
00:57:36Beep.
00:57:39She's up.
00:57:42Oh, my God.
00:57:42She won this.
00:57:48And she doesn't even sleep.
00:57:49I feel like it's s betting.
00:57:55No, I'm gonna love them.
00:57:57I want them to be, what they're going to love them.
00:57:57I'm going to love them.
00:57:57Oh, my God.
00:58:00It's, I'm going to love them.
00:58:01aren't coach bags or Tiffany bracelets but I hope when under the real world you'll remember them.
00:58:12Mia, what did you do? How'd you know I wanted to be an artist? I haven't told anybody I wanted
00:58:23to be an artist. But you should. You're more talented than you know. You just need
00:58:30a cool artist name. Like Banksy.
00:58:46You'll be an amazing songwriter. Just write about that breakup Taylor.
00:58:55That's just a little reminder to keep following your dreams. Be Jordan.
00:59:03Mia, these are incredible. But I'm kind of confused by my gift.
00:59:11Just wait a few years. You're gonna be filthy rich. And you deserve it.
00:59:23Everybody shut up! Why the hell are they all cheering for you?
00:59:28Why don't you open your gift and find out? I got one for you too.
00:59:38You trash you some hives.
00:59:41Boo. Fuck.
00:59:43Okay. Alright fine. You just keep going.
00:59:46Wait.
00:59:52Nice.
00:59:53Hey, um.
00:59:56This one's for you.
01:00:06Mia, I...
01:00:10Me and my dad used to fish every weekend.
01:00:15This is the first lure you ever bought me.
01:00:18How did you find...
01:00:19Magic 8 ball. You remember?
01:00:21A year from now, Connor mentions this at his dad's funeral.
01:00:25It's his favorite memory of them together.
01:00:27Do everything with your dad.
01:00:30While you can.
01:00:33You'll never get this time back.
01:00:38Yeah, thank you.
01:00:41Oh my god, I didn't get you anything.
01:00:43Hey, no!
01:00:44Just tell me what you want and I'll go get it.
01:00:46Promise me...
01:00:47that you'll invite your dad to the games.
01:00:49That's all I want.
01:01:01For you...
01:01:04I'll do it.
01:01:08Congrats.
01:01:10Looks like you went over the class.
01:01:13Now what?
01:01:16It's time to step out of the shadows.
01:01:22Hey everyone.
01:01:24Tonight, all of us misfits are going to the finals.
01:01:29Boycotting Jessica's prom queen.
01:01:44I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:01:45I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:02:01What are you rejects doing here?
01:02:06Animals aren't allowed in the gym.
01:02:10We're taking a stand.
01:02:12We won't be bought or bullied by mean girls like you.
01:02:16No plastics for prom!
01:02:18No plastics for prom!
01:02:20You all worshipped me a year ago.
01:02:23Worshipped?
01:02:26They were terrified of you.
01:02:28It's just that they were too scared to speak.
01:02:31But now, we've finally found our voice, right?
01:02:36Well, since you suddenly think you're the Joan of Arc of rejects, let's hear your voice.
01:02:46Attention everyone!
01:02:49America's favorite outcast, Mia Watkins, just volunteered to sing the national anthem in front of the whole school.
01:03:14Come on, Mia! We're all waiting!
01:03:19Hey!
01:03:20Hey, yes you can.
01:03:23Show them all what you can do.
01:03:26All of them.
01:03:29No, no, I can't sing in front of all those people.
01:03:33Just don't look at them.
01:03:35Look at me.
01:03:37I believe in you, Mia.
01:03:38Get your camcorder ready.
01:03:40This is gonna be legendary.
01:03:44I believe in you.
01:03:50High school bucket list, item number 14.
01:03:54Live your Beyonce fantasy.
01:03:59Hi, everyone.
01:04:02Please rise.
01:04:04Hi, everyone.
01:04:34Oh, say can you see, by the dawn's early light, what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming.
01:04:57Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight.
01:05:07O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming.
01:05:17And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air, gave proof through the night that our flag was still
01:05:35there.
01:05:36Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave.
01:05:49O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.
01:06:01Therealis
01:06:12Stop! Stop!
01:06:15Give it up for Mia.
01:06:16Mia, this is going to be your new prom queen.
01:06:22See? Everyone loves you, Mia.
01:06:40If you want to win, you got to give them a show, right?
01:06:43Yeah.
01:06:44Plus I like kissing you.
01:06:46What were you saying?
01:06:48Oh, nothing that I, um, just that I'm really...
01:06:59Shit, that's my dad.
01:07:01What is he doing here? He never comes to my games.
01:07:04What if I fuck up?
01:07:05Hey, Connor, you're going to be fine.
01:07:10This is the big game, Mia.
01:07:13This is the only game he cares about.
01:07:14Hey, look at me. I already know what happens. Remember?
01:07:20Listen, in the last moment, take that three-pointer.
01:07:25It'll seem impossible, but trust me.
01:07:35And here we go, everyone, the big championship game, the Fairfield Lions versus the Falcons for the big one.
01:07:42Here we go. Ladies and gentlemen, let's begin.
01:07:45Ten seconds.
01:07:45One more time.
01:07:47One more time.
01:07:48One more time.
01:07:50One more time.
01:07:50Two more time.
01:08:11Here we go, this.
01:08:11And ten seconds.
01:08:12left home team is down two points and Conor Oliver has the ball
01:08:32he's going to risk it all on a three-pointer and there he goes yes he
01:08:39scores the Fairfield Lions 49 to 48 and they win the game
01:08:55let's go first in a and now this expect me at all your college games
01:09:06really really sorry for missing out on this and on you I couldn't be more proud
01:09:20son looks like you got a fan who feels the same
01:09:24congratulations
01:09:29yeah you were right about everything
01:09:33am I being pumped?
01:09:36that pipply mouth breather isn't going to steal ConCon and my crown
01:09:41we will take her down with the dance for good
01:09:44I'm going because of you
01:09:46no no he won because of you
01:09:49I just gave you a little hint
01:09:51but I do accept payment and kisses
01:09:57I could do a lot better than that
01:10:09wait wait wait should we be doing this?
01:10:13I mean what about your crush the girl you've worked so hard for?
01:10:17it's you Mia it always has been
01:10:23holy circuits
01:10:25holy circuits
01:10:30stop
01:10:31oh
01:10:34oh
01:10:34oh
01:10:34Oh
01:11:13Good morning beautiful
01:11:17You're staring again
01:11:20Five more minutes
01:11:22You're kind of distracting
01:11:27Should we just ditch school and
01:11:28Do this all day?
01:11:31I can't have a chem test
01:11:32This was your chem test
01:11:36And you passed
01:11:37With flying colors
01:11:43Okay say we do
01:11:46Skip class
01:11:48And what about
01:11:51Brown tonight
01:11:52Oh you still wanted to go to
01:11:55I figured I would just ask my crush
01:11:59You're never gonna let that go
01:12:05It's just that
01:12:07You're the valedictorian
01:12:09How did you not figure out that I've liked you since
01:12:12Ninth grade
01:12:14Because I looked like Chewbacca back then
01:12:17What?
01:12:18Yeah
01:12:19I actually liked the frizzy hair
01:12:21And those
01:12:22Like striped turtlenecks
01:12:25No you didn't
01:12:26Yeah
01:12:27So hot
01:12:31Okay so
01:12:34Hurry up and ask me though
01:12:36Oh you want me to ask you?
01:12:37Yes please
01:12:38Oh well I gotta do it properly
01:12:43Mia Watkins
01:12:44Mia Watkins
01:12:45Will you
01:12:52Will you officially
01:12:54Be my prom date
01:12:57And my girlfriend
01:13:00Yes I will go with you
01:13:02And I will absolutely be your girlfriend
01:13:11Come on
01:13:12Let's go win that crown
01:13:14Five more minutes
01:13:15You said
01:13:16I am gonna give you
01:13:22The perfect princess diaries moment
01:13:25Jess will not be able to sabotage your knight
01:13:29Maybe she's going to
01:13:31I don't know
01:13:34You want to make at the game
01:13:36Maybe she's given up
01:13:40No
01:13:43She won't
01:13:47I know she won't
01:13:48Because
01:13:50I've lived it
01:13:53I'm sorry to say again
01:13:56Okay
01:13:58This is gonna sound insane
01:13:59Chris but you're my best friend
01:14:01So I have to tell you the truth
01:14:02I
01:14:06I'm from
01:14:08The future
01:14:17Okay
01:14:19Yeah the future
01:14:20Cool
01:14:21Are you like totally freaked out?
01:14:22Are you gonna like call my parents
01:14:24Or the cops
01:14:25Or an exorcist?
01:14:28No
01:14:28You're not
01:14:30Mia you're not crazy
01:14:31And you're not a liar
01:14:33If you say you're from the future
01:14:37I believe you
01:14:43Okay look
01:14:44It'll be the future scoop
01:14:45How's Lost Island?
01:14:47Oh and was I right about Lance Bass?
01:14:49Okay
01:14:49They got off the island
01:14:51Lance does come out
01:14:53And they're doing a Bucky reboot
01:14:56The future's wild
01:14:58You have no idea
01:14:59But
01:15:00This dance could change my life
01:15:02Actually
01:15:04So will you help me
01:15:06Stop
01:15:09I'm in
01:15:11But before we close the hell mouth
01:15:13That is Jess
01:15:16Let's go
01:15:43You look like a queen
01:15:44Thanks
01:15:46Hopefully I love you
01:16:03Welcome students
01:16:05To this year's 2006
01:16:08Senior prom
01:16:15You have one hour left to vote for this year's prom king and prom queen
01:16:24Ready to go back to being a troll
01:16:27Ready to need therapy after I live
01:16:30We're going down Watkins
01:16:32Bring it on Jessica
01:16:47You look so good
01:16:49Black is definitely not your color
01:16:50Oh thanks
01:16:51FYI, this is your last chance to make the right choice
01:16:57Oh my god
01:16:58Give it up Jessica
01:17:00I don't, I want Mia
01:17:03But I want you
01:17:05We are perfect together
01:17:06Why would you date a dishrag when you can have an icon
01:17:11Oh, shut up and look hot
01:17:13Concon, think about your future
01:17:17My life is going to be amazing
01:17:21It could be
01:17:23If you worked on yourself and stopped screwing everyone over
01:17:28You can be better than this, Jess
01:17:35I know you didn't want this before
01:17:37But open it
01:17:46Jess
01:17:49Hey, don't do what you're planning to do tonight, okay?
01:17:54It could save your future if you don't
01:18:03I'm not planning on doing anything
01:18:05Other than winning
01:18:17I tried
01:18:19Principal Davis
01:18:20There are kids doing drugs in the bathroom
01:18:23I think it's cracking
01:18:26I don't know
01:18:27But just go get them
01:18:30Hurry, they are dying
01:18:53Everyone, it is time to count the votes for this year's prom queen
01:18:59Let's welcome our prom queen finalists to the stage
01:19:03Mia Watkins
01:19:04Jessica Hart
01:19:08And as expected, give it up for your prom king
01:19:12Basketball all-star
01:19:14Connor Oliver
01:19:34While I finish counting the votes
01:19:36Let's hear it from our prom queen finalists
01:19:40Let's start with Jessica Hart
01:19:45I would like to thank all of my die-hard fans
01:19:49Who voted for me the last four years
01:19:51I'm so excited to leave high school
01:19:55And represent hot, popular, rich people everywhere
01:20:04Hi
01:20:06I shouldn't be here
01:20:10That's what I told myself the past four years
01:20:13I wasn't good enough
01:20:17I wasn't pretty enough
01:20:18I wasn't strong enough
01:20:22But I'm here now
01:20:26And I'm here to represent all of you
01:20:29The misfits, the outcasts
01:20:32Anyone who's ever felt alone
01:20:37You're not
01:20:41Thank you
01:20:49All right, ladies and gentlemen
01:20:52The votes are in
01:20:53Looks like we have a winner
01:21:01And
01:21:02Your 2006 prom queen winner is
01:21:11Jessica Hart
01:21:17I'm so sorry
01:21:19Hey, it's okay
01:21:21This is your moment
01:21:22You earned it
01:21:23I knew you guys wouldn't let me in the dumpster fire steal my crown
01:21:35Smile, king
01:21:35It's for the yearbook
01:21:41You were right
01:21:43You saw it all
01:21:47And you believed to me
01:21:51Out of the way, freak
01:21:53This is for royalty only
01:21:56Oh, shut it, 902-1-ho
01:21:59Mia has something to say
01:22:01I warned you
01:22:12Mia? Mia? Mia? Mia? Mia Watkins?
01:22:14They're all for Mia
01:22:15And I saw Jessica throw them out
01:22:18What?
01:22:18No
01:22:20These are fake
01:22:21Principal Davis
01:22:22This is a setup
01:22:24Mia
01:22:26Is this true?
01:22:27No
01:22:28No
01:22:28Actually
01:22:30Jessica lied, bribed, and cheated her way to the crown
01:22:34Okay
01:22:35Mia
01:22:37Mia actually cares about this class
01:22:39It's no wonder that she won
01:22:40Fairly
01:22:42But don't take it from me
01:22:45Let's see
01:22:46Show of hands
01:22:46Who voted for Mia?
01:22:52Mia
01:22:53Mia
01:22:54Mia
01:22:55Mia
01:22:56Mia
01:22:57Mia
01:22:58Mia
01:22:58Mia
01:22:58Mia
01:22:58They actually voted for me
01:23:00I never doubted them
01:23:02I never doubted them
01:23:03Or you
01:23:11High school bucket list item number 15
01:23:15Embrace your inner crown
01:23:18Mia
01:23:19Mia
01:23:19The crown is mine
01:23:21I'm the popular one
01:23:23I'm hot and I'm skinny and I'm a fucking cheerleader
01:23:26What more do you people want?
01:23:28Mia?
01:23:28I'm
01:23:39not Mia I
01:23:46She
01:23:56Beat
01:23:58She's like a psychic or a witch or something, I swear!
01:24:02Bye-bye, bimbo.
01:24:04No!
01:24:14She's so messy.
01:24:17That's nothing we need to help.
01:24:18We'll get it in a few years.
01:24:20No! This isn't right!
01:24:23You suck!
01:24:25You're cheating!
01:24:28Curse on you, queen bitch!
01:24:32Here.
01:24:34Take this.
01:24:36No, I can't take that.
01:24:38Yes. I want you to.
01:24:41Clearly, no matter when or where you are,
01:24:44you can find me.
01:24:47You time-traveling nerd.
01:24:50Right here.
01:25:04Mia.
01:25:05Hey.
01:25:06Mia.
01:25:09You okay?
01:25:11Connor.
01:25:12What happened?
01:25:21You tripped and fell.
01:25:24You alright?
01:25:25Yes.
01:25:31Where's Jessica?
01:25:33Jessica?
01:25:35Jessica?
01:25:36Jessica Hart?
01:25:38I don't know, she's probably in prison by now.
01:25:40Remember, she got arrested at prom?
01:25:43I haven't seen her since 2006.
01:25:46Whoa.
01:25:50Everything that happened senior year came too.
01:25:56But that's all in the past.
01:25:59I want to focus on the future.
01:26:02You know, Watkins,
01:26:04since the first time I met you in freshman year,
01:26:08I loved you.
01:26:10You were the cutest, glasses-wearing nerd I ever met.
01:26:19And from our wild study sessions,
01:26:22to winning prom king and queen senior year,
01:26:27to taking on the whole world,
01:26:29I...
01:26:30I couldn't ask for a better nerd...
01:26:33to be my partner.
01:26:37Give me a walk, kids.
01:26:42Will you marry me?
01:26:44Hurry up and say yes,
01:26:45I have to get back home to Lance.
01:26:48Yes.
01:26:50Of course.
01:26:56I can't believe this is happening.
01:26:59You're a time traveler, Mia.
01:27:01You didn't see this coming?
01:27:03Yeah.
01:27:05Us getting engaged?
01:27:06No.
01:27:08Not in a million years.
01:27:10But hey, I guess...
01:27:13Some things...
01:27:14you never see coming.
01:27:17I always knew.
01:27:27going to be serious.
01:27:30That's like I said
01:27:30No one makes me feel like you do.
01:27:36When no one sets my body on fire
01:27:42No one gives me shivers like you
01:27:47Oh, no one does it better
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